History MemeticBadass / ProfessionalWrestling

* [[Wrestling/EddieKingston "The Last of a Dying Breed"/"The War King" Eddie Kingston]].

* [[RedBaron "The Loose Cannon"]] [[Wrestling/BrianPillman Brian FUCKING Pillman]] kicked throat cancer's ass, had to leave the [[UsefulNotes/AmericanFootball Cincinnati Bengals]] because he scared his own teammates, beat Sid Vicious in a bar fight, with Sid making himself look even worse when the only thing he could find for a weapon was a [[Narm/ProfessionalWrestling squeegee]], and , at ''Wrestling/{{ECW}} [=Cyberslam=] 96'', threatened to "piss on this hellhole (the ECW Arena)", and the fans chanted "Let him piss!"

* [[RedBaron "The Loose Cannon"]] Brian '''[[AtomicFBomb FUCKING]]''' Pillman kicked throat cancer's ass, had to leave the [[UsefulNotes/AmericanFootball Cincinnati Bengals]] because he scared his own teammates, beat Sid Vicious in a bar fight, with Sid making himself look even worse when the only thing he could find for a weapon was a [[Narm/ProfessionalWrestling squeegee]], and , at ''Wrestling/{{ECW}} [=Cyberslam=] 96'', threatened to "piss on this hellhole (the ECW Arena)", and the fans chanted "Let him piss!"

* Steve F'n' Blackman [[http://shiningwizado.bandcamp.com/track/steve-f-king-blackman He knows Karate and he sees that you've been slackin' ]]

* [[Wrestling/AntonioCesaro Claudio Castagnoli/Antonio Cesaro]] deadlifted the Great Khali TWICE in the same match. He will give you a 100-rotation Giant Swing, a huge pop-up uppercut and [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech be able to tell you how much you suck]] [[{{Omniglot}} in five languages]].

* '''[[Characters/WWERockNWrestling BAD NEWS ALLEN/BAD NEWS BROWN]]'''. Olympic Bronze Medalist in Judo. Backed down '''[[Wrestling/AndreTheGiant ANDRE THE GIANT]]''' on a bus in Japan and, unarmed, backed down ''both'' Rougeau Brothers by himself, even though they had weapons and he didn't.

* [[Wrestling/{{CHIKARA}} "The Last of a Dying Breed"/"The War King" Eddie Kingston]].

* [[Characters/WWEDivas Jacqueline]] once finished a match after ''separating her shoulder'' and has proven time and again that she can make any man[[note]]Disco Inferno, [[Characters/WWEManagers Harvey Wippleman]], Chavo Guerrero Jr.[[/note]] her bitch.

* Wrestling/PerrySaturn was a US Army Ranger and [[BadassBystander got shot in the neck saving a woman from being raped and was still able to beat the shit out of all three guys.]]

* Perry Saturn was a US Army Ranger and [[BadassBystander got shot in the neck saving a woman from being raped and was still able to beat the shit out of all three guys.]]

* [[RedBaron "The Queen of Wrestling"]] [[Wrestling/{{CHIKARA}} Sara]] [[Wrestling/{{SHIMMER}} Del]] [[Wrestling/RingOfHonor Rey]] was '''trained''' by Bryan Danielson, '''[[BreakTheHaughty defeated]]''' Claudio Castagnoli, and beat the crap out of Jakob Hammermeier. Oh yeah, and read [[http://www.giantbomb.com/profile/mystakin/blog/fighting-to-survive-how-lara-croft-can-learn-from-/94581/ this.]]

* Wrestling/DrDeathSteveWilliams. "Stitch me up doc, I got a match tonight!"

* [[{{Wrestling/Vader}} Big Van Vader]] fears no man and feels no pain! WHO'S THE MAN! IT'S TIME! IT'S TIME! IT'S VADER TIME!!!

* [[Characters/WWEDivas Jacqueline]] once finished a match after ''separating her shoulder'' and has proven time and again that she can make any man[[note]]Disco Inferno, Harvey Wippleman, Chavo Guerrero Jr.[[/note]] her bitch.

* [[Characters/{{ECW}} "The Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer]]. [[Awesome/{{ECW}} "Thank you sir, may I have another!"]]

** Wrestling/ShinyaHashimoto was the [[http://www.wrestling-titles.com/japan/newjapan/iwgp-h.html New Japan Pro Wrestling IWGP Heavyweight Champion]] for '''489''' days.

* [[Wrestling/DungeonOfDoom Meng/King Haku]] will punch through any amount of steel chairs to kill bitches dead.

* Give [[Characters/WWEDivas Mickie]] [[Characters/{{TNA}} James]] [[SquashMatch some 35 seconds or so]] and she'll take [[http://www.wrestling-titles.com/wwe/wwf-wm.html your]] [[http://www.wrestling-titles.com/us/tna/tna-wm.html title]].

* Meng/King Haku will punch through any amount of steel chairs to kill bitches dead.

* Wrestling/RandyOrton {{beat}} '''RKO''' from outta of nowhere!

* [[RedBaron "The Queen of Wrestling"]] [[Wrestling/{{CHIKARA}} Sara]] [[Wrestling/{{SHIMMER}} Del Rey]] was '''trained''' by Bryan Danielson, '''[[BreakTheHaughty defeated]]''' Claudio Castagnoli, and beat the crap out of Jakob Hammermeier. Oh yeah, and read [[http://www.giantbomb.com/profile/mystakin/blog/fighting-to-survive-how-lara-croft-can-learn-from-/94581/ this.]]

** Wrestling/HacksawJimDuggan's Three-Point-Stance running clothesline cut through his cancer and his Old Glory kneedrop crushed it dead.

* [[RedBaron "The Loose Cannon"]] Brian '''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]]''' Pillman kicked throat cancer's ass, had to leave the [[UsefulNotes/AmericanFootball Cincinnati Bengals]] because he scared his own teammates, beat Sid Vicious in a bar fight, with Sid making himself look even worse when the only thing he could find for a weapon was a [[Narm/ProfessionalWrestling squeegee]], and , at ''Wrestling/{{ECW}} [=Cyberslam=] 96'', threatened to "piss on this hellhole (the ECW Arena)", and the fans chanted "Let him piss!"

* [[{{Wrestling/Vader}} Big Van Vader]] fears no man and feels no pain! WHO'S THE MAN! IT'S TIME! IT'S TIME! IT'S VADER TIME!!!
* Wrestling/CMPunk is The Best In The World! He was the WWE champion for 434 days.
* Wrestling/RandyOrton {{beat}} '''RKO''' from outta of nowhere!

* Wrestling/CMPunk is The Best In The World! He was the WWE champion for 434 days.

* [[{{Wrestling/Vader}} Big Van Vader]] fears no man and feels no pain! WHO'S THE MAN! IT'S TIME! IT'S TIME! IT'S VADER TIME!!!

* [[{{Wrestling/Vader}} Big Van Vader]] fears no man and feels no pain! WHO'S THE MAN! IT'S TIME! IT'S TIME! IT'S VADER TIME!!!
* [[Characters/WWEDivas MAE YOUNG]] took a powerbomb off a rampway through a table to the floor at ''77'' years old. NeverMessWithGranny.

* When the end of the world arrives, all that will remains will be Wrestling/MickFoley. He ate the cockroaches.

* [[Wrestling/AntonioCesaro Claudio Castagnoli]] deadlifted the Great Khali TWICE in the same match. He will give you a 100-rotation Giant Swing, a huge pop-up uppercut and [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech be able to tell you how much you suck]] [[{{Omniglot}} in five languages]].

* [[RedBaron "The Loose Cannon"]] Brian '''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]]''' Pillman kicked throat cancer's ass, had to leave the [[UsefulNotes/AmericanFootball Cincinnati Bengals]] because he scared his own teammates, beat Sid Vicious in a bar fight, with Sid making himself look even worse when the only thing he could find for a weapon was a [[Narm/ProfessionalWrestling squeegee]], and , at ''Wrestling/{{ECW}} [=Cyberslam=] 96'', threatened to "piss on this hellhole (the Wrestling/{{ECW}} Arena)", and the fans chanted "Let him piss!"

* [[{{Wrestling/Vader}} Big Van Vader]] fears no man and feels no pain! WHO'S THE MAN! IT'S TIME! IT'S TIME! IT'S VADER TIME!!!