History Main / YoureDrinkingBreastMilk

* After being [[AccidentalPun fed up]] with someone stealing the milk, an office worker [[http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/employee-shows-revenge-beverage-best-served-cold-after-striking-back-office-milk-thief-1571898?utm_source=yahoo&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=rss&utm_content=/rss/yahoous/news&yptr=yahoo switched it with breast milk]] as payback.
-->P.S., It's organic.

* Happened in the office on ''Series/CloseToHome''. Annabeth is expressing and storing her breast milk in the fridge. One of her male co-workers ends up putting her breast milk in his coffee.

* During a ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}'' stream by ''WebAnimation/{{hololive}}'' VirtualYouTuber Gura Gawr, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4MYdFOURyo Gura comes across a milk vending machine]] and happily takes a sip. However, she then notices a sign on the side of the machine that implies that the milk was extracted from another her fellow [=VTuber=] Ina'nis Ninomae, causing her to use the adjacent vending machine to get some cookies as BrainBleach.

* Vegans will often refer to cow's milk as "breast milk" to attempt to invoke this in non-vegans, arguing that adults drinking milk is infantile.

* One episode of ''Series/{{Friends}}'' features Ross being squicked out because Phoebe tastes some of Carol's expressed breast milk when heating it up for Ben. Joey then subsequently tastes it, to prove to Ross that it's not a big deal. Ross still refuses it, stating that it's gross, until Carol and Susan tell him that he's being silly and that they've both sampled it (Susan's tone being innuendo-filled doesn't help matters). Even then, it takes him a while to "build up" to sampling it. The humour of the scene is that absolutely none of the friends are squicked out by this except for Ross... who, given his education, might have been assumed to be perfectly okay with it... until he revealed he wasn't.

%%* ''Rock Me, Baby''
%%-->'''Jimmy:''' Dude, you just drank breast milk.

* In ''Film/{{Borat}}'', the title character from Kazakhstan nonchalantly informs the American senator he's speaking with that the cheese he's feeding the senator was made from his wife's own breast milk.
* Happens accidentally in ''Film/GrownUps'', with Maria Bello as a mother who's not only still lactating but able to feed her four-year-old, and Maya Rudolph, [[ItMakesSenseInContext who gets it all over her face.]] Her response? "It's actually not that bad."
** Later in the same movie, the toddler is successfully weaned off of it, leaving the mother to ask "what am I supposed to do with it now?" Her husband says he has an idea in mind.

* ''Film/MadMaxFuryRoad'': Captive women are [[HumanResources farmed for their breast milk]]. At one point the title character starts washing the blood off his face in a bucket of the stuff. He's surprised when told what it is, but keeps going. Earlier Rictus is also shown drinking a bottle of breast milk which clearly meets his approval.

* A variant of this occurs in the web erotica ''Lesbian Land 2250''. The protagonist, who recently arrived in the setting, goes to get milk out of the fridge. As she's drinking it, she reads the label that says it's breast milk. Subverted when she doesn't seem to mind, and is in fact turned on by this. And then it's revealed that they regularly have women milked each day, with the milk being delivered all over the city like regular milk delivery.

-->'''Lori:''' Sorry I'm late.
-->'''Francesca:''' No trouble. I spotted the bottles you'd left in the fridge—
-->'''Lori:''' Did you use the right ones?
-->'''Francesca:''' Would the ones labeled ''My Milk'' be the right ones?
-->'''Lori:''' Yes, well...Bill sort of mixed them up a few weeks ago and—
* Averted in one of the Literature/AbleTeam novels. Carl Lyons has to ensure a baby doesn't cry as he's smuggled past a checkpoint, so he's mixing in a drug with the breast milk that the mother expresses on the spot for him. Her husband just laughs at his embarrassment, telling Lyons to try some himself as it tastes sweet.

[[folder:Live Action TV]]

* Happened in the office on ''Series/CloseToHome''. Annabeth is expressing and storing her breast milk in the fridge. One of her male co-workers ends up putting her breast milk in his coffee.
* This came up once on ''Series/DesigningWomen'', when Suzanne almost used milk Charlene had expressed for her infant daughter in her coffee.
* In ''Series/PeepShow'' Jeremy deliberately uses [[spoiler:Sophie's]] breast milk in coffee as he and Mark have run out of cow's milk. He enjoys his coffee but Mark is disgusted when he realise what it is he's drinking and refuses to drink any more saying its practically cannibalism.

* On ''Series/ADifferentWorld'', Jalessa left breast milk in the fridge. Ron uses the milk to make pina coladas for a bachelor party. As they are drinking, the babysitter explains that was breast milk. Cue multiple spit takes.
* Invoked in a sketch on ''The Kenny Everett Video Show'' when aging rocker Sid Snot orders a cup of tea from a roadside van. The woman serving asks if he wants sugar. He says yes and she reaches into her cleavage and pulls out a couple of sugar cubes which she drops in his tea. She then asks "Milk?" and he gives a [[BreakingTheFourthWall knowing look to camera]] and says "You wouldn't dare."
* Served as a funny moment during the "Improbable Mission" sketch on ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway'' (US version). Ryan and Colin have to prepare breakfast for some foreign dignitary. Colin, a genetically modified agent, complains at one point that he lacks a "coffee gene", to which Ryan replies, "I'm not talking about ''coffee'', Mr. Moo!" Cue uproarious laughter.

* On ''Series/ImpracticalJokers'', one of Sal's punishments involves him drinking breast milk. Murr is tricked into drinking it as well even though it wasn't his punishment (the guys made him think it was a dual-punishment).
* ''Series/TheBoys2019''. Averted with Homelander who has a fetish for the breast milk of his mother-figure Stillwell.

%%* [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/05/12/au-lait-sil-vous-plait Toyed with]] in ''Webcomic/{{Penny Arcade}}''.

* Justified in ''Webcomic/BladeOfToshubi''. The character drinking it's insensate, and his hostess (an anthropomorphic cow), has to feed him ''somehow'', so she breastfeeds him.

* On ''Radio/TheRickyGervaisShow'', he complained that a neighbor once made him a dessert from breast milk.

* [[http://www.thesneeze.com/2004/steve-dont-eat-it-vol-5.php Volume 5]] of "Steve, Don't Eat It!" had Steve drinking his wife's breast milk. He didn't find the taste bad at all, even though he was {{squick}}ed by the concept of drinking human breast milk. He also tried it with chocolate syrup, getting something he felt tasted just like [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoo-hoo Yoo-Hoo]].
* One of the notes on the "Passive-Aggressive Notes" blog was "Dear Milk-thief: That was breast milk." It was actually used for the cover when Passive-Aggressive Notes got a book deal.
* In ''WebAnimation/NeuroticallyYours'', Germaine, after getting fired from her job at the coffee shop, revealed to the customers that the cream in their coffee was actually her breast milk.
* Not exactly drinking, but in a guest-hosted episode of ''[[WebVideo/RhettAndLink Good Mythical Morning]]'', Rosanna Pansino and iJustine are given various lollipops while blindfolded and asked to guess their flavours. The last lollipop they try is - you guessed it - breast milk flavour (this is spoiled in the thumbnail for the video).

** Later in the same movie, the toddler is succcessfully weaned off of it, leaving the mother to ask "what am I supposed to do with it now?" Her husband says he has an idea in mind.

-->'''Jimmy:''' Dude, you just drank breast milk.

* Averted in ''Film/MadMaxFuryRoad'' where captive women are [[HumanResources farmed for their breast milk]]. At one point the title character starts washing the blood off his face in a bucket of the stuff. He's surprised when told what it is, but keeps going. Earlier Rictus is also shown drinking a bottle of breast milk which clearly meets his approval.

** In ''Manga/ImoutoWaShishunki'' by the same author, pervy science teacher Komiyama is implied to get extra milk for the office coffee from another teacher.

* An infamous ''ComicStrip/BabyBlues'' gag. Wanda asks Darryl if he wants milk in his coffee, then (off-screen) the milk is squirted into his coffee. Wanda yells "Bullseye!" and Darryl says "I'm going to miss it when you stop breastfeeding, Wanda." Apparently this strip was submitted as a joke by the author with [[CensorDecoy no intention of getting it published]] and just to give their editor a laugh, but since she was out of town that week her replacement simply waved it through.

* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9285638/7/Leftovers Leftovers]]'', Manga/{{Naruto}}, Sakura, and Kurenai are sent to help out a Konoha dairy farm, but when Naruto notices an abundance of women with large breasts and a distinct lack of cows, the team figures out that the farm is getting milk from human women. Apparently, it's been like that for Konoha since the Second Shinobi War.

* ''Rock Me, Baby''

* The end of ''Literature/TheGrapesOfWrath'' has an intentional version when Rose of Sharon, who has recently experienced a stillbirth, nurses an old man dying of starvation. [[UsefulNotes/TheHaysCode Cut from the movie version]], of course, given the year it was made.

* In Season 2 of ''Series/NipTuck'', Gina and Christian attend Sean's 40th birthday party, but Gina, who had recently given birth, forgets her breast pump, and starts leaking. She demands that Christian personally suckle her to provide relief, and after much cadjoling he reluctantly agrees.
-->''Christian'': I'm not swallowing.
-->''Gina'': Why not? ''(Evil Smile)'' I do.
* On ''Series/MarryMe'', Gil serves cheese made from human milk at Thanksgiving dinner, much to the disgust of the group.

* An ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'' guest comic by the creators of ''Webcomic/TheWotch'' [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2006-10-20 subverted this]].
* [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/05/12/au-lait-sil-vous-plait Toyed with]] in ''Webcomic/{{Penny Arcade}}''.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6BUjM8K6Ps This]] from ''WebVideo/FiveSecondFilms''.

* In ''Film/LookWhosTalking'', James, played by Creator/JohnTravolta, borrows a bottle from the fridge to put milk in his coffee. Mollie, played by Kirstie Alley, helpfully chimes in with the trope name.
--->James: Thank a lot, man. [drinks coffee]
--->Mollie: Hey, you know, that's breast milk.
--->[James does a SpitTake]

* Early on in the ''Disney/{{Zootopia}}'' fanfic, ''Fanfic/GuardianBlue Season 1'', a thirsty Nick is told by Stu to pick whatever he wants off the Hopps family's fridge. He ends up picking, and enjoying, the breast milk from Eli, one of Judy's sisters who has a very young kit. When he's finally told he drank bunny milk instead, Nick is suitably embarrassed and even feeling guilty, but then Eli excuses herself to the outside of the burrow and promptly [[TensionCuttingLaughter bursts out laughing]]. Even then, Nick is the first to apologize when Eli turns in early, predicting that her baby will want a feeding in the middle of the night. It becomes a heartwarming brick joke later on, when Eli sends via the family a bottle to Nick as a humorous "get better soon" gift when he [[spoiler:gets out of the hospital after Judy rescues him from Hell's Cauldron]]; when he finally gets to gulp it down, we have this scene:

* The punchline of [[http://csimadmax.deviantart.com/art/cupcakes-and-milkshakes-282948499 this]] ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' comic by [=MadMax=].

* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9285638/7/Leftovers Leftovers]]'', Manga/{{Naruto}}, Sakura, and Kurenai are sent to help out a Konoha dairy farm, but when Naruto notices an abundance of women with large breasts and a distinct lack of cows, the team figures out that the farm is getting milk from human women. Apparently, it's been like that for Konoha since the Third Shinobi War.

* Invoked in one ''WebOriginal/GetsuyoubiNoTawawa'' story. A farmhand gets her picture taken with one of the cows as part of the farm's "meet the people behind your favorite food" campaign. Since it's displayed in the dairy aisle, some customere were confused as to whose milk it was in the bottles.

* Blog "The Sneeze" once featured breast milk on it's "Steve, Don't Eat It!" feature. Steve wasn't totally thrilled with the taste, but it was tolerable. He also tried it with Nesquik.

* [[http://www.thesneeze.com/2004/steve-dont-eat-it-vol-5.php Steve, Don't Eat It!]] Hilariously, not only is Steve completely aware he is drinking his wife's breast milk, he even ''mixes some chocolate syrup in it'', making chocolate (breast) milk!

Invariably, the character doing the drinking will be [[{{Squick}} squicked out]], and [[SpitTake disgustedly spit out the milk]]. The audience's reaction will vary quite a bit more, considering how funny such scenes can be [[SturgeonsLaw if done well]], and the fact that in RealLife there are many people who have a {{Fetish}} for lactation, breast milk or both.

* Early on in the ''Disney/{{Zootopia}}'' fanfic ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/10195775/chapters/22642208 Guardian Blue: Season 1]]'', a thirsty Nick is told by Stu to pick whatever he wants off the Hopps family's fridge. He ends up picking, and enjoying, the breast milk from Eli, one of Judy's sisters who has a very young kit. When he's finally told he drank bunny milk instead, Nick is suitably embarrassed and even feeling guilty, but then Eli excuses herself to the outside of the burrow and promptly [[TensionCuttingLaughter bursts out laughing]]. Even then, Nick is the first to apologize when Eli turns in early, predicting that her baby will want a feeding in the middle of the night. It becomes a heartwarming brick joke later on, when Eli sends via the family a bottle to Nick as a humorous "get better soon" gift when he [[spoiler:gets out of the hospital after Judy rescues him from Hell's Cauldron]]; when he finally gets to gulp it down, we have this scene:

* Vegans will often refer to cow's milk as "breast milk" to attempt to invoke this in non-vegans.

Invariably, the character doing the drinking will be [[{{Squick}} squicked out]], and [[SpitTake disgustedly spit out the milk]]. The audience's reaction will vary quite a bit more, considering how [[CrowningMomentOfFunny funny]] such scenes can be [[SturgeonsLaw if done well]], and the fact that in RealLife there are many people who have a {{Fetish}} for lactation, breast milk or both.

Usually a [[ComedyTropes Comedy Trope]]. For obvious reasons, you'll see less of it the more kid-friendly a work is... it tends to pop up more in PG-13 or R-rated films and comedy series that are geared more specifically toward adult audiences. (Which is kind of odd, given that breast milk is mainly for children.)

* Averted in one of the Literature/AbleTeam novels. Carl Lyons has to ensure a baby doesn't cry as he's smuggled past a checkpoint, so he's mixing in a drug with the breast milk. The husband just laughs at his embarrassment, telling Lyons to try some himself as it tastes sweet.

* Averted in ''Film/MadMaxFuryRoad'' where captive women are farmed for their breast milk. At one point the title character starts washing the blood off his face in a bucket of the stuff. He's surprised when told what it is, but keeps going. Earlier Rictus is also shown drinking a bottle of breast milk which clearly meets his approval.