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* ''Anime/TheHeroicLegendOfArslan'':

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* In the live action drama of ''Literature/TheKingsAvatar'', newcomer Qiu Fei meets who he believes to be a waiter at Excellent Era. He proceeds to brag and boost about his skills and knowledge of Glory and tells his new friend that he will soon be the new captain of Excellent Era and his friend could be his apprentice. He realizes later on that his new friend is actually Ye Xiu, captain of Excellent Era and also known as the Battle God of Glory and the Glory Textbook.
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* In ''Series/TheTenthKingdom'', when Virginia has to defend Wolf at his [[KangarooCourt trial]] and decides to make a [[CourtroomAntic desperate claim]] that the man at the festival wearing the wolf mask the night before is the real killer, the Judge tells her that role always goes to "an unimpeachable member of our society." [[WhatAnIdiot Not seeing the warning signs]], Virginia really warms up to her accusation, calling the mask-wearer all sorts of nasty names--only to be told by the Judge that ''he'' was the one wearing the mask.

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* In ''Series/TheTenthKingdom'', when Virginia has to defend Wolf at his [[KangarooCourt trial]] and decides to make a [[CourtroomAntic desperate claim]] that the man at the festival wearing the wolf mask the night before is the real killer, the Judge tells her that role always goes to "an unimpeachable member of our society." [[WhatAnIdiot Not seeing the warning signs]], signs, Virginia really warms up to her accusation, calling the mask-wearer all sorts of nasty names--only to be told by the Judge that ''he'' was the one wearing the mask.

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* ''Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack'': Luke's patience is tested to the breaking point by a little troll who turns out to be Jedi Grand Master Yoda. Luke is nothing but respectful towards Master Yoda while talking about him (although the latter is a bit upset about the "great warrior" description), but his lack of patience with the apparent simpleton does nothing to impress.
* Something similar happened in ''Film/ThePhantomMenace'', too, with Padme dressing up as one of her handmaidens. It's complicated by ambiguity over when Qui-Gon figured it out; it may be a straight example or he may be messing with her.
-->'''Padme:''' The queen will not approve.\\

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* ''Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack'': ''Franchise/StarWars'':
** In ''Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack'',
Luke's patience is tested to the breaking point by a little troll who turns out to be Jedi Grand Master Yoda. Luke is nothing but respectful towards Master Yoda while talking about '''about''' him (although the latter is a bit upset about the "great warrior" description), but his lack of patience with the apparent simpleton in front of him does nothing to impress.
* ** Something similar happened in ''Film/ThePhantomMenace'', too, with Padme dressing up as one of her handmaidens. It's complicated by ambiguity over when (or if) Qui-Gon figured it out; it may be a straight example or he may be messing with her.
-->'''Padme:''' --->'''Padme:''' The queen will not approve.\\



* One episode of ''Series/Nurses2020'' revolved around a rich woman who checks herself into the local hospital and [[AnnoyingPatient demands the royal treatment]], running the nursing staff ragged. The head nurse eventually gets fed up and tells the woman off; it is later revealed that the woman is the hospital's new Administrator.

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* One episode of ''Series/Nurses2020'' ''Series/Nurses1991'' revolved around a rich woman who checks herself into the local hospital and [[AnnoyingPatient demands the royal treatment]], running the nursing staff ragged. The head nurse eventually gets fed up and tells the woman off; it is later revealed that the woman is the hospital's new Administrator.
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* PlayedForDrama in ''Fanfic/TheLionTheWitchAndTheFairysTail''. When [[Manga/FairyTail Happy]] first heads to [[Literature/TheLionTheWitchAndTheWardrobe Narnia]], he meets a cold woman who tricks him with fish into telling him about his human teammates, including how Lucy was saved by Mr. Tummus from the wicked White Witch. Later, after Happy and the rest of the team learn about the White Witch from the Beavers, Happy flies off to warn the woman he meet earlier about the witch. It's only after she locks him in a cage that he realizes that ''she's'' the White Witch everyone was talking about.

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* PlayedForDrama in ''Fanfic/TheLionTheWitchAndTheFairysTail''. When [[Manga/FairyTail Happy]] first heads to [[Literature/TheLionTheWitchAndTheWardrobe Narnia]], he meets a cold woman who tricks him with fish into telling him her about his human teammates, including how Lucy was saved by Mr. Tummus from the wicked White Witch. Later, after Happy and the rest of the team learn about the White Witch from the Beavers, Happy flies off to warn the woman he meet earlier about the witch. It's only after she locks him in a cage that he realizes that ''she's'' the White Witch everyone was talking about.
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* PlayedForDrama in ''Fanfic/TheLionTheWitchAndTheFairysTail''. When [[Manga/FairyTail Happy]] first heads to [[Literature/TheLionTheWitchAndTheWardrobe Narnia]], he meets a cold woman who tricks him with fish into telling him about his human teammates, including how Lucy was saved by Mr. Tummus from the wicked White Witch. Later, after Happy and the rest of the team learn about the White Witch from the Beavers, Happy flies off to warn the woman he meet earlier about the witch. It's only after she locks him in a cage that he realizes that ''she's'' the White Witch everyone was talking about.
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-->'''Daniel''': Jonathan Lundy, General Manager, owner? ''[Lundy nods]'' I'm Daniel Hillard, former employee.

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-->'''Daniel''': Jonathan Lundy, General Manager, owner? ''[Lundy nods]'' I'm Daniel Hillard, [[GracefulLoser former employee.employee]].
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-->'''Isidro''': They say he killed a hundred- no, a thousand soldiers all on his own!\\
'''Guts''': (muttering) That's exaggerated...

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-->'''Isidro''': -->'''Isidro:''' They say he killed a hundred- no, a thousand soldiers all on his own!\\
'''Guts''': (muttering) '''Guts:''' ''(muttering)'' That's exaggerated...

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** After being imprisoned by Arislan's forces, Estelle/Etoile confides in the guard assigned to bring her food that she has heard that Arislan is evil. He responds by feeling the top of his head. When she asks him why, he replies that he's checking to see if he has horns. [[DontExplainTheJoke Because]] he ''is'' Arislan.

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** After being imprisoned by Arislan's Arslan's forces, Estelle/Etoile confides in the guard assigned to bring her food that she has heard that Arislan Arslan is evil. He responds by feeling the top of his head. When she asks him why, he replies that he's checking to see if he has horns. [[DontExplainTheJoke Because]] he ''is'' Arislan.Arslan.



** In a Silver Age ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} comic, two girls wonder about Supergirl's secret identity as Linda Danvers -a. k. a., the aforementioned hero- walks with them.

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** In a Silver Age ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} comic, ''ComicBook/AdventureComics'' #392, two girls wonder about Supergirl's ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}'s secret identity as Linda Danvers -a. k. a., the aforementioned hero- walks with them.


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** ''ComicBook/EscapeFromThePhantomZone'': When he sees Supergirl arriving at an exposition that he was sent to cover, Ben Rubel tells her that he is glad that he was chosen to cover the ceremony instead of his rival Kara Danvers.
--->'''Ben Rubel:''' Man, I'm glad I didn't miss this. Miss Grant only sent one of the young innovators. Good thing she took my pitch over Danvers'.\\
'''Supergirl:''' ...Right. Good thing.

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* ''ComicBook/RobinSeries'': Bernard discusses his conspiracy theories about ComicBook/{{Robin}} with Tim Drake, including the one where he figures the latest Robin is dead, unaware that he's talking to the person he is presuming to be deceased.

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** ''ComicBook/TheLastDaysOfSuperman'': When a strange object is endangering a space pod, Jimmy Olsen says Clark Kent he hopes Superman is paying attention.
--->'''Jimmy Olsen:''' Clark! Did you hear that? Only Superman can save that astronaut now! I'll call him on my signal-watch!\\
'''Clark Kent:''' (thinking) Since I am Superman, it won't take me long to answer!
* ''ComicBook/RobinSeries'': ''ComicBook/Robin1993'': Bernard discusses his conspiracy theories about ComicBook/{{Robin}} with Tim Drake, including the one where he figures the latest Robin is dead, unaware that he's talking to the person he is presuming to be deceased.

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* In ''Literature/MoribitoGuardianOfTheSpirit'', one of the main characters, Balsa, and the group she is traveling with and protecting, is being pursued by authorities. While having lunch, she runs into a man who, upon being questioned, tells her about her alleged demise at the hands of the search teams looking for her. He then goes on to make up a story about how he met her in the mountains, and despite her great skill with the spear, managed to fight her to a draw. Balsa seems to take this humorously and with good spirit, most likely because in his version, it took a thousand men armed to the teeth to kill her.

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* In ''Literature/MoribitoGuardianOfTheSpirit'', one ''Literature/MoribitoGuardianOfTheSpirit'': One of the main characters, Balsa, and the group she is traveling with and protecting, is being pursued by authorities. While having lunch, she runs into a man who, upon being questioned, tells her about her alleged demise at the hands of the search teams looking for her. He then goes on to make up a story about how he met her in the mountains, and despite her great skill with the spear, managed to fight her to a draw. Balsa seems to take this humorously and with good spirit, most likely because in his version, it took a thousand men armed to the teeth to kill her.


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** ''ComicBook/TheGirlWithTheXRayMind'': As Lena and the Danvers are watching a bridge which is threatening to collapse, Linda Danvers sneaks out, changes costumes, repairs the bridge, changes back and sneaks back in the car right before Lena -who had not noticed her absence- turns to Linda and asks if she didn't wish she was Supergirl and had her powers.
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* SOE agent Elaine Madden, of Australian-Belgian ancestry, was assigned to escort a 'Monsieur Bernard' during World War 2. She made so bitter comments about the Belgian royal family unwillingness to become involved in resisting the Germans, unaware that she was speaking to Prince Charles of Belgium (who fortunately found it ActuallyPrettyFunny when Elaine said the Prince was probably drunk in a brothel somewhere).

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* SOE agent Elaine Madden, of Australian-Belgian ancestry, was assigned to escort a 'Monsieur Bernard' during World War 2. She made so some bitter comments about the Belgian royal family unwillingness to become involved in resisting the Germans, unaware that she was speaking to Prince Charles of Belgium (who fortunately found it ActuallyPrettyFunny when Elaine said the Prince was probably drunk in a brothel somewhere).
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* SOE agent Elaine Madden, of Australian-Belgian ancestry, was assigned to escort a 'Monsieur Bernard' during World War 2. She made so bitter comments about the Belgian royal family unwillingness to become involved in resisting the Germans, unaware that she was speaking to Prince Charles of Belgium (who fortunately found it ActuallyPrettyFunny).

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* SOE agent Elaine Madden, of Australian-Belgian ancestry, was assigned to escort a 'Monsieur Bernard' during World War 2. She made so bitter comments about the Belgian royal family unwillingness to become involved in resisting the Germans, unaware that she was speaking to Prince Charles of Belgium (who fortunately found it ActuallyPrettyFunny).ActuallyPrettyFunny when Elaine said the Prince was probably drunk in a brothel somewhere).
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* SOE agent Elaine Madden, of Australian-Belgian ancestry, was assigned to escort a 'Monsieur Bernard' during World War 2. She made so bitter comments about the Belgian royal family unwillingness to become involved in resisting the Germans, unaware that she was speaking to Prince Charles of Belgium (who fortunately found it ActuallyPrettyFunny).

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'''Guts''': ''[muttering]'' That's exaggerated...

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'''Guts''': ''[muttering]'' (muttering) That's exaggerated...



* In ''Anime/MyOtome'', this happens to Mashiro on a few occasions while she's going incognito, such as when she meets up with the similarly disguised Prince Takumi, or with Mimi [[spoiler:while fleeing Windbloom with the other refugees]]. Both those instances show how much the people hate her, and lead to her CharacterDevelopment and becoming a better ruler.

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* In ''Anime/MyOtome'', this ''Anime/MyOtome'':
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happens to Mashiro on a few occasions while she's going incognito, such as when she meets up with the similarly disguised Prince Takumi, or with Mimi [[spoiler:while fleeing Windbloom with the other refugees]]. Both those instances show how much the people hate her, and lead to her CharacterDevelopment and becoming a better ruler.



* In ''Anime/TheHeroicLegendOfArslan'', after being imprisoned by Arislan's forces, Estelle/Etoile confides in the guard assigned to bring her food that she has heard that Arislan is evil. He responds by feeling the top of his head. When she asks him why, he replies that he's checking to see if he has horns. [[DontExplainTheJoke Because]] he ''is'' Arislan.

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* In ''Anime/TheHeroicLegendOfArslan'', after ''Anime/TheHeroicLegendOfArslan'':
** After
being imprisoned by Arislan's forces, Estelle/Etoile confides in the guard assigned to bring her food that she has heard that Arislan is evil. He responds by feeling the top of his head. When she asks him why, he replies that he's checking to see if he has horns. [[DontExplainTheJoke Because]] he ''is'' Arislan.



* In a Silver Age Comicbook/{{Supergirl}} comic, two girls talk up Supergirl and wonder about her secret identity as Linda Danvers -a. k. a., the aforementioned hero- walks with them.
* ''ComicBook/{{Robin|Series}}'': Bernard discusses his conspiracy theories about Robin with Tim, including the one where he figures the latest Robin is dead, unaware that he's talking to the person he is presuming to be deceased.

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* ''Franchise/{{Superman}}'':
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In a Silver Age Comicbook/{{Supergirl}} ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} comic, two girls talk up Supergirl and wonder about her Supergirl's secret identity as Linda Danvers -a. k. a., the aforementioned hero- walks with them.
** ''ComicBook/TheUntoldStoryOfArgoCity'': In the Superman Museum, a little girl is admiring the Supergirl's exhibit. When Linda Danvers walks by, the little girl asks her if she would also love being Supergirl, unaware that she is talking to the Maid of Might's secret identity.
--->'''Little girl:''' Gosh, isn't she wonderful? Don't you wish you were Supergirl and shared all Superman's adventures?\\
'''Zor-El:''' (whispering to Allura) The child doesn't know she's talking to Supergirl herself!
* ''ComicBook/{{Robin|Series}}'': ''ComicBook/RobinSeries'': Bernard discusses his conspiracy theories about Robin ComicBook/{{Robin}} with Tim, Tim Drake, including the one where he figures the latest Robin is dead, unaware that he's talking to the person he is presuming to be deceased.
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* ''LightNovel/TheTwelveKingdoms'':

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* ''Series/TheRiseOfPhoenixes'':
** Zhi Wei asks Ning Yi if he knows the Prince of Chu well. Ning Yi ''is'' the Prince of Chu.
--> '''Ning Yi:''' There is no one else in the world who knows him better than I do.
** Ming Ying disowns Zhi Wei while Zhi Wei is in front of her, disguised as a man to stop Ming Ying recognising her.
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* ''Series/TheKingsWoman'': Gongsun Li complains about the trouble Qin is causing... in front of Ying Zheng, the king of Qin.
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* In ''Anime/MaiOtome'', this happens to Mashiro on a few occasions while she's going incognito, such as when she meets up with the similarly disguised Prince Takumi, or with Mimi [[spoiler:while fleeing Windbloom with the other refugees]]. Both those instances show how much the people hate her, and lead to her CharacterDevelopment and becoming a better ruler.

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* In ''Anime/MaiOtome'', ''Anime/MyOtome'', this happens to Mashiro on a few occasions while she's going incognito, such as when she meets up with the similarly disguised Prince Takumi, or with Mimi [[spoiler:while fleeing Windbloom with the other refugees]]. Both those instances show how much the people hate her, and lead to her CharacterDevelopment and becoming a better ruler.
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* ''Literature/FoxDemonCultivationManual'': Song Ci tells Rong Bai exactly what he thinks of the Demon King, calling him "cruel", "tyrannical" and "abominable". This comes back to bite him when he discovers Rong Bai ''is'' the Demon King.

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* ''Series/StarTrekPicard'': In "[[Recap/StarTrekPicardS1E06TheImpossibleBox The Impossible Box]]", while talking to her friend Emmy over subspace, Raffi drops some casual insults regarding Picard who's sitting just off to the side out of viewscreen range.
-->'''Raffi''': You know Picard. Every part of that guy that's not ego is rampaging id.\\
''(Picard raises both his eyebrows in surprise)''
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* In ''Literature/MovingPictures'', Ginger complains to Victor on their first meeting about the indignities of being a clicks star, including performing opposite "some kid probably with bad breath and hay in his hair and a forhead you could lay a table on". When she adds that she's missing lunch for this, Victor replies "You could always eat it off my forehead."

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* ** In ''Literature/MovingPictures'', Ginger complains to Victor on their first meeting about the indignities of being a clicks star, including performing opposite that her new co-star will be "some kid probably with bad breath and hay in his hair and a forhead forehead you could lay a table on". When she adds that she's missing lunch for this, Victor replies "You could always eat it off my forehead."
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* In ''Literature/MovingPictures'', Ginger complains to Victor on their first meeting about the indignities of being a clicks star, including performing opposite "some kid probably with bad breath and hay in his hair and a forhead you could lay a table on". When she adds that she's missing lunch for this, Victor replies "You could always eat it off my forehead."
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* Some job interviewing techniques can backfire badly because of this trope, as one [[TooDumbToLive job-seeker]] found out [[http://notalwaysright.com/inter-screwed/8762 the hard way]].

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* Some job interviewing techniques can backfire badly because of this trope, as one [[TooDumbToLive job-seeker]] found out [[http://notalwaysright.com/inter-screwed/8762 [[https://notalwaysright.com/inter-screwed-3/71511/ the hard way]].
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* Inverted in [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic MLP]] fanfic Nobility and Royalty, when Raven complains that most of being Princess Celestia's secretary is "looking after ''that foal''", and points at one of the ponies in the room:

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* Inverted in [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic MLP]] fanfic [[https://www.fimfiction.net/story/420897/nobility-and-royalty Nobility and Royalty, Royalty]], when Raven complains that most of being Princess Celestia's secretary is "looking after ''that foal''", and points at one of the ponies in the room:
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* Inverted in [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic MLP]] fanfic Nobility and Royalty, when Raven complains that most of being Princess Celestia's secretary is "looking after ''that foal''", and points at one of the ponies in the room:
-->“Hm?” Princess Celestia replied before looking to her left and right, then coming to a realization as she turned her head to Raven once again. “Oh, you’re referring to me.”
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-->'''Wilma:''' Um, ''Fred'', something tells me you've said enough.

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-->'''Wilma:''' Um, ''Fred'', something tells me you've said enough.
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* ''Film/AntMan''. One character dresses as a security guard during TheCaper, only to be confronted by another security guard when he enters a secure area. So he claims that "the boss" sent him. Unfortunately, he's talking to the security chief who retorts, "''I'm'' the boss!"

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* ''Film/AntMan''.''Film/AntMan1''. One character dresses as a security guard during TheCaper, only to be confronted by another security guard when he enters a secure area. So he claims that "the boss" sent him. Unfortunately, he's talking to the security chief who retorts, "''I'm'' the boss!"
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* In ''Anime/MoribitoGuardianOfTheSpirit'', one of the main characters, Balsa, and the group she is traveling with and protecting, is being pursued by authorities. While having lunch, she runs into a man who, upon being questioned, tells her about her alleged demise at the hands of the search teams looking for her. He then goes on to make up a story about how he met her in the mountains, and despite her great skill with the spear, managed to fight her to a draw. Balsa seems to take this humorously and with good spirit, most likely because in his version, it took a thousand men armed to the teeth to kill her.

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* In ''Anime/MoribitoGuardianOfTheSpirit'', ''Literature/MoribitoGuardianOfTheSpirit'', one of the main characters, Balsa, and the group she is traveling with and protecting, is being pursued by authorities. While having lunch, she runs into a man who, upon being questioned, tells her about her alleged demise at the hands of the search teams looking for her. He then goes on to make up a story about how he met her in the mountains, and despite her great skill with the spear, managed to fight her to a draw. Balsa seems to take this humorously and with good spirit, most likely because in his version, it took a thousand men armed to the teeth to kill her.
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* ''Franchise/{{Discworld}}'':
** In ''Discworld/UnseenAcademicals'', Glenda tells Countess Margalotta's librarian exactly what she thinks of the way the Countess treated Nutt. It's only after the woman's left that Glenda suddenly thinks "did she ''look'' like a librarian?"
** In ''Discworld/{{Mort}}'' the wizard Cutwell babbles nervously to his client about how his housekeeper says the new Queen is a real terror. Princess Kelli decides its probably kinder not to tell him who he's talking to until she has to.
** In a middle-class variation, the lodgers at Mrs. Arcanum's place in ''Discworld/TheTruth'' voice all sorts of misguided assumptions about who's writing the ''Ankh-Morpork Times'', never suspecting that they're sharing a meal with its founder. Subverted in that, while they're suitably startled to learn this at the end, they're more curious about the ''Times''' stupid filler-stories than its genuine news.
** In ''Discworld/FeetOfClay'' Mr. Catterail, a previously mentioned UpperClassTwit who writes angry letters to the Watch about how dwarves shouldn't be patrolling his street, complains about a golem that smashed a treadmill and wrote rebellious slogans on the wall. He has no idea that the watchman he's complaining to is actually Vimes, so he tries saying he's "a friend of your commander." This does not go well at ''all''.

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''Literature/{{Discworld}}'':
** In ''Discworld/UnseenAcademicals'', ''Literature/UnseenAcademicals'', Glenda tells Countess Margalotta's librarian exactly what she thinks of the way the Countess treated Nutt. It's only after the woman's left that Glenda suddenly thinks "did she ''look'' like a librarian?"
** In ''Discworld/{{Mort}}'' ''Literature/{{Mort}}'' the wizard Cutwell babbles nervously to his client about how his housekeeper says the new Queen is a real terror. Princess Kelli decides its probably kinder not to tell him who he's talking to until she has to.
** In a middle-class variation, the lodgers at Mrs. Arcanum's place in ''Discworld/TheTruth'' ''Literature/TheTruth'' voice all sorts of misguided assumptions about who's writing the ''Ankh-Morpork Times'', never suspecting that they're sharing a meal with its founder. Subverted in that, while they're suitably startled to learn this at the end, they're more curious about the ''Times''' stupid filler-stories than its genuine news.
** In ''Discworld/FeetOfClay'' ''Literature/FeetOfClay'' Mr. Catterail, a previously mentioned UpperClassTwit who writes angry letters to the Watch about how dwarves shouldn't be patrolling his street, complains about a golem that smashed a treadmill and wrote rebellious slogans on the wall. He has no idea that the watchman he's complaining to is actually Vimes, so he tries saying he's "a friend of your commander." This does not go well at ''all''.

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