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* They're on top in academics, they're taking over the business world, their food is better, they are thinner, have less or no facial hair, live longer, suffer less from disease and will rule the world fifty years from now: we already have elves. We just call them Asians.
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* TheDreamlandChronicles has pleasant enough elves, except when Nastajia is being TheWomanWearingTheQueenlyMask (and that trope would explain her attitude).

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* TheDreamlandChronicles ''TheDreamlandChronicles'' has pleasant enough elves, except when Nastajia is being TheWomanWearingTheQueenlyMask (and that trope would explain her attitude).
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* '''[[ProudScholarRaceGuy Space Elves]]:''' A newer variation, Space Elves can be a straight up copy of any aforementioned variants, but [[RECYCLEDInSpace ''In SPACE!'']] Usually, they are also notable because their technology is either [[OrganicTechnology organic]], [[CrystalSpiresAndTogas crystalline]], or otherwise very pretty and completely renewable/in tune with nature (and can probably blow ''your'' ships right out of space [[LensmanArmsRace before you can even see them]]). And of course, replace a bow with a laser gun (or better yet, ''[[RuleOfCool laser bows]]!'') and you're in business.

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* '''[[ProudScholarRaceGuy Space Elves]]:''' A newer variation, Space Elves can be a straight up copy of any aforementioned variants, but [[RECYCLEDInSpace ''In SPACE!'']] ''[[RECYCLEDInSpace In SPACE!]]'' Usually, they are also notable because their technology is either [[OrganicTechnology organic]], [[CrystalSpiresAndTogas crystalline]], or otherwise very pretty and completely renewable/in tune with nature (and can probably blow ''your'' ships right out of space [[LensmanArmsRace before you can even see them]]). And of course, replace a bow with a laser gun (or better yet, ''[[RuleOfCool laser bows]]!'') and you're in business.
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* '''[[RecycledINSPACE Space Elves]]:''' A newer variation, Space Elves can be a straight up copy of any aforementioned variants, but ''In SPACE!'' Usually, they are also notable because their technology is either [[OrganicTechnology organic]], [[CrystalSpiresAndTogas crystalline]], or otherwise very pretty and completely renewable/in tune with nature (and can probably blow ''your'' ships right out of space [[LensmanArmsRace before you can even see them]]). And of course, replace a bow with a laser gun (or better yet, ''[[RuleOfCool laser bows]]!'') and you're in business.

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* '''[[RecycledINSPACE '''[[ProudScholarRaceGuy Space Elves]]:''' A newer variation, Space Elves can be a straight up copy of any aforementioned variants, but [[RECYCLEDInSpace ''In SPACE!'' SPACE!'']] Usually, they are also notable because their technology is either [[OrganicTechnology organic]], [[CrystalSpiresAndTogas crystalline]], or otherwise very pretty and completely renewable/in tune with nature (and can probably blow ''your'' ships right out of space [[LensmanArmsRace before you can even see them]]). And of course, replace a bow with a laser gun (or better yet, ''[[RuleOfCool laser bows]]!'') and you're in business.
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** And then John was the elves...
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* In TheDragonWarsSaga, the Haltia (it's Finnish for Elves) are grouped by affinity powers and this affects their appearance. It's also been implied that while they are very long lived they aren't immortal.
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* John Varley's Titan series doesn't have elves, but it does have Titanides, a race of alien ''centaurs'' that fit nearly every aspect of this trope, except the immortality (but they breed very fast to compensate) and long history. As the Titanides were created by Gaea to be a MarySue race, and Gaea is addicted to human entertainment media, it's likely that she incorporated elements of this trope into them on purpose, especially the artistry and technicolor hair.
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* TheDreamlandChronicles has pleasant enough elves, except when Nastajia is being TheWomanWearingTheQueenlyMask (and that trope would explain her attitude).

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* ''TheInheritanceCycle's'' elves are basically ''LOTR'' elves with MAGIC! and vegetarianism. And atheism. And the ability to beat the most well-trained human in a fight as kids. Oh, and even more haughty and elitist. And [[AuthorAppeal the author is apparently too enamored of them]] to notice [[CantArgueWithElves how obnoxious they are]]. An entire race as TheWesley.
** The author seems to have noticed in Brisingr, since he had Eragon very definitively point out that the whole vegetarianism thing just doesn't work out that well unless you were born an elf, and is silly even then.
** He says nothing of the sort. Eragon and other elves are psychological disgusted by hunting (etc.) due to their telempathic connections with animals (and thus also tend to avoid meat in general). He does say doesn't resent those that do eat it, though.
*** YMMV on how wellhe did this. In the same book, Eragon has an encounter with... ''something'', most likely divine. Despite being told for the last book and a half by the elves that there are no gods, Eragon has yet to call the out on this. Even more [[TVTropesDrinkingGame egregrious]] by the fact that both the city of Tronjheim and the elves have been around a '''''long''''' time. And an elf has ''never'' been present for this event? ''Ever?'' In over two thousand years?

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* ''TheInheritanceCycle's'' elves are basically ''LOTR'' elves with MAGIC! vegetarian, atheist, and vegetarianism. And atheism. And the ability possess superhuman physical strength and speed that allows them to beat best the most well-trained human in a fight as kids. Oh, and even more haughty and elitist. And [[AuthorAppeal the author is apparently too enamored of them]] to notice humans. [[CantArgueWithElves how obnoxious They are every bit as arrogant and elitist as expected]], view humans as too corruptible to be trusted with power and the dwarves as misguided zealots who, because they are]]. An entire race as TheWesley.
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believe in Brisingr, since he had gods, must surely be idiots who ignore all reason and logic. Eragon very definitively point out briefly adopts their vegetarian lifestyle, but relents on it in the next book, and rejects their notions of atheism altogether. In the third book, a being that the whole vegetarianism thing just doesn't work out that well unless you were born an elf, and is silly even then.
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may have been one of the sort. Eragon and other elves are psychological disgusted by hunting (etc.) due to their telempathic connections with animals (and thus also tend to avoid meat in general). He does say doesn't resent those dwarf gods appears, implying that do eat it, though.
*** YMMV on how wellhe did this. In the same book, Eragon has an encounter with... ''something'', most likely divine. Despite being told for the last book and a half by
the elves that there are no gods, Eragon has yet to call the out on this. Even more [[TVTropesDrinkingGame egregrious]] by the fact that both the city of Tronjheim and the elves have been around a '''''long''''' time. And an elf has ''never'' been present for this event? ''Ever?'' In over two thousand years?may be entirely wrong about this.

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*** On the half-elf front we also have a character in the novels, T'Ryssa Chen, who embraced her human side so much that she got told she was working too hard at acting non-Vulcan. She also like pretending to be an Elf rather than a Vulcan.

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****[[AllGenesAreCodominant sure.]]
*** On the half-elf front we also have a character in the novels, T'Ryssa Chen, who embraced her human side so much that she got told she was working too hard at acting non-Vulcan. She also like pretending to be an Elf rather than a Vulcan.

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** a few mods feature elves with metal. most often this means that you end with extremely small human/dwarf/goblin civs with two elvish gigantic world spanning empires dominating everything

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** a A few mods [[GameMod mods]] feature elves with metal. most metal (normally bronze or even steel). Most often this means that you end with extremely small human/dwarf/goblin civs civs, with two elvish a couple of gigantic world spanning elven empires dominating everythingeverything.
*** Elves like trading cloth and other mostly useless goods with you. However, if you make them angry (by theft or murder), pushing them to the edge of war, they will bring much more useful aboveground plants and tame animals - that is, tame ''grizzly bears'' and ''elephants''.
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** He says nothing of the sort. Eragon and other elves are psychological disgusted by hunting due to their telempathic connections with animals (and thus also tend to avoid meat in general). He does say doesn't resent those that do eat it, though.

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** He says nothing of the sort. Eragon and other elves are psychological disgusted by hunting (etc.) due to their telempathic connections with animals (and thus also tend to avoid meat in general). He does say doesn't resent those that do eat it, though.
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** He says nothing of the sort. Eragon and other elves are psychological disgusted by hunting due to their telempathic connections with animals (and thus also tend to avoid meat in general). He does say doesn't resent those do eat it, though.

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** He says nothing of the sort. Eragon and other elves are psychological disgusted by hunting due to their telempathic connections with animals (and thus also tend to avoid meat in general). He does say doesn't resent those that do eat it, though.
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** He says nothing of the sort. Eragon and other elves are psychological disgusted by hunting due to their telempathic connections with animals (and thus also tend to avoid meat in general). He does say doesn't resent those do eat it, though.
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*** We eat our own young, and slaughter the young of previous dominant males, much less frequently than apes, so they kinda CantArgueWithElves.
**** Hey, who said [[HumansAreBastards we don't?]]
* And lets not forget old [[GodwinsLaw Addie Hitler]] probably had wet dreams about a world full of elves... which brings in all kinds of UnfortunateImplications about the use of the trope.
** Heck, [[HitlerAteSugar even sugar is evil.]]
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* Parodied in ''WIGU'' when Wigu and Hugo encounter retarded Hillbilly Elves in the woods, who still believe themselves [[http://wigucomics.com/adventures/index.php?comic=547 superior to humans]] in every way except [[WeaksauceWeakness one.]]
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*** The eldarin are themselves a subversion-while they ''are'' pretty, they're also pretty alien (no pupils, for example), and they possess an incredibly stubborn and traditionalist-to-a-fault culture. Oh yeah, did we also mention that their home, the Feywild, is also home to a race of giants that ''absolutely despise'' them?
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* No facial hair. Period. They don't grow it and never have to shave. This is pervasive to the point a PermaStubble or ''[[GoodHairEvilHair beard]]'' on an elf would be near mind shatteringly weird. Still, there are a few aversions, most notably in ''LookingForGroup'' and the ''{{Warcraft}}'' universe; half-averted in ''{{ElfQuest}}'' (only male Wolfriders who've lived long enough grow beards). Rather surprisingly, ''{{Lord of the Rings}}'', which pretty much invented this trope, is another example of elves with facial hair; Cirdan of the Grey Havens is explicitly described as bearded. Half-Elves can often grown facial hair to show how inferior they are. If they do, it'll probably be a fashionable, ErrolFlynn-esque business. Averted in Dark Elves since all [[BeardOfEvil goatees are evil]].

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* No facial hair. Period. They don't grow it and never have to shave. This is pervasive to the point a PermaStubble or ''[[GoodHairEvilHair beard]]'' on an elf would be near mind shatteringly weird. Still, there are a few aversions, most notably in ''LookingForGroup'' and the ''{{Warcraft}}'' universe; half-averted in ''{{ElfQuest}}'' (only male Wolfriders who've lived long enough grow beards). Rather surprisingly, ''{{Lord of the Rings}}'', which pretty much invented this trope, is another example of elves with facial hair; Cirdan of the Grey Havens is explicitly described as bearded.bearded (Though this is more an exception that proves the rule, since Cirdan is ''[[TimeAbyss old]]''). Half-Elves can often grown facial hair to show how inferior they are. If they do, it'll probably be a fashionable, ErrolFlynn-esque business. Averted in Dark Elves since all [[BeardOfEvil goatees are evil]].
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Better than you, me, and even other elves. ''Especially'' other elves.

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Better than you, me, and even other elves. ''Especially'' ''[[EspeciallyZoidberg Especially]]'' [[EspeciallyZoidberg other elves.
elves]].
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** The Night Elves turned to Wood Elves to the point where most of their buildings are Ents. They're haughty jerks who ignore massive wars happening on their doorstep, and first announce their existence by trying to kill the desecrators. They are slightly redeemed by their side's protagonist's husband: when she points out that their plan to stop a demonic invasion will cost the Elves their immortality, he replies that if that's a reason to stop, it's high time the Elves got dying. They get slightly better after [=WC3=].

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** The Night Elves turned to Wood Elves to the point where most of their buildings are Ents. They're haughty jerks who ignore massive wars happening on their doorstep, and first announce their existence by trying to kill the desecrators. They are slightly redeemed by their side's protagonist's husband: when she points out that their plan to stop defeat a demonic invasion will cost the Elves their immortality, he replies that if that's a reason to stop, it's high time the Elves got dying. They get slightly better after [=WC3=].

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* In ''{{Warcraft}}'', the elven races originated from the Night Elves. The original culture was a mash-up of High and Wood Elven until [[WorldSundering their queen blew up the world]]. The survivors split when the the surviving magic users [[TheDarkSide refused to give up magic]]. The Night Elves turned to a completely Wood Elven society while the quel'dorei, or High Elves, typified that society. Then [[ZombieApocalypse the Scourge nearly exterminate the High Elves]] and a majority of the survivors became Blood Elves, who while reckless and often huge jerks, are not reallly dark elves.
** The Blood Elves are rather haughty, but the Night Elves are less so, as befitting their high elf/wood elf likenesses.
*** The Night Elves are haughty enough to ignore massive wars happening, literally, right in front of them. They get slightly better by the end of [=WC3=]. That's most likely because once they lost their immortality they had to start acting as people again, rather than immortal observers. They're also just a little bit [[FantasticRacism xenophobic]].
**** To sum it all up: Night Elves are Wood Elves with a little bit of Dark Elf, Blood Elves are High Elves with varying amounts of Dark Elf-ness depending on the faction and point in time, and the remaining ones who are actually called High Elves are exactly that, although not as haughty as the other two (except to the [[AcceptableTargets Blood Elves]]).

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* In ''{{Warcraft}}'', the elven races originated from the Night Elves. The original culture was a mash-up of High and Wood Elven until [[WorldSundering their queen blew up the world]]. The survivors split when the the surviving magic users [[TheDarkSide refused to give up magic]]. magic]].
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The Night Elves turned to a completely Wood Elven society while Elves to the quel'dorei, or point where most of their buildings are Ents. They're haughty jerks who ignore massive wars happening on their doorstep, and first announce their existence by trying to kill the desecrators. They are slightly redeemed by their side's protagonist's husband: when she points out that their plan to stop a demonic invasion will cost the Elves their immortality, he replies that if that's a reason to stop, it's high time the Elves got dying. They get slightly better after [=WC3=].
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High Elves, typified that society. Elves were aptly named. Then [[ZombieApocalypse the Scourge nearly exterminate the High Elves]] exterminated them]] and a majority of the survivors became Blood Elves, who while reckless and often huge jerks, are not reallly dark elves.
** The Blood Elves are rather haughty, but the Night Elves are less so, as befitting their high elf/wood elf likenesses.
*** The Night Elves are haughty enough to ignore massive wars happening, literally, right in front of them. They get slightly better by the end of [=WC3=]. That's most likely because once they lost their immortality they had to start acting as people again, rather than immortal observers. They're also just a little bit [[FantasticRacism xenophobic]].
**** To sum it all up: Night Elves are Wood Elves with a little bit of
Dark Elf, Blood Elves are High Elves with varying amounts of Dark Elf-ness depending on the faction and point in time, and the remaining ones who are actually called High Elves are exactly that, although not as haughty as the other two (except to the [[AcceptableTargets Blood Elves]]).Elves.
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* Elves in [[DivineDivinity Divinity II: Ego Draconis]] are ''dragon elves'', just in case you didn't get their superiority from just the word "elves".
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** These elves rather more closely fit the description of brownies or some of the earlier legends of kobolds, though; they're ''called'' elves, but they're not really elves as this particular trope page describes them.
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* ''TheElderScrolls'' features variations on the Tolkienian Elf archetypes. Starting with a Precursor race called the Aldmer, they broke of into groups known as the Falmer (snow Elves), the Chimer ("changed ones"), the Altmer (High Elves), the Orsimer ("pariah folk"), the Dwemer (Dwarves), the Bosmer (Wood Elves), and the Ayleid ("Heartland Wild Elves"). The Falmer were supposedly killed by the Nords; all but one Dwemer was killed off by mass absorbicide (yeah...it's hard to explain) and the Chimer changed into the Dunmer (Dark Elves); and, the Ayleid either slaughtered by humans or assimilated into other elf cultures. Exiles from Altmer society are the Maormer (tropical Elves); the Orsimer were changed into Orcs by the Daedric Prince Boethiah; some breeds of Khajiit are difficult to distinguish from Bosmer; last but not least are the Bretons, who are Man and Mer hybrids.

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* ''TheElderScrolls'' features variations on the Tolkienian Elf archetypes. Starting with a Precursor race called the Aldmer, they broke of into groups known as the Falmer (snow Elves), the Chimer ("changed ones"), the Altmer (High Elves), the Orsimer ("pariah folk"), the Dwemer (Dwarves), the Bosmer (Wood Elves), and the Ayleid ("Heartland Wild Elves"). The Falmer were supposedly killed by the Nords; all but one Dwemer was killed off by mass absorbicide (yeah...it's hard to explain) never really explained) and the Chimer changed into the Dunmer (Dark Elves); and, the Ayleid either slaughtered by humans or assimilated into other elf cultures. Exiles from Altmer society are the Maormer (tropical Elves); the Orsimer were changed into Orcs by the Daedric Prince Boethiah; some breeds of Khajiit are difficult to distinguish from Bosmer; last but not least are the Bretons, who are Man and Mer hybrids.
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**** Night Elves are actually one of the least dimorphic of all the races. The female draenei on the other hand, more resemble Blood Elves than they do the males of their own race.
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*S.M Stirling's [[TransplantedHumans Martians]] from In the Court of the Crimson Kings have everything but the pointy ears. Mostly hairless with organic technology and arrogant dismissal of humans.

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*S.M Stirling's *[=~S. M. Stirling~=]'s [[TransplantedHumans Martians]] from ''[[TheLordsOfCreation In the Court of the Crimson Kings Kings]]'' have everything but the pointy ears. Mostly hairless with organic technology and arrogant dismissal of humans.
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* [[TheBeautifulPeople Very, very pretty.]] To the point of {{fetish}}ism. (Those pointed ears...)

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* [[TheBeautifulPeople Very, very pretty.]] To the point of {{fetish}}ism.[[FetishFuel fetishism]]. (Those pointed ears...)
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And whatever you do, don't mention [[ElvesVsDwarves the Dwarves]].

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* NorseMythology is where it all started. They were more magically gifted, long lived/immortal, and very beautiful. The [[OurDwarvesAreAllTheSame dwarves]], in Norse the duergar, were a subrace of elves, and commonly called svartálfar (black elves), who aren't believed to have been a separate race from dwarves. They even mated with humans to create {{Half Human Hybrid}}s. There were some things which didn't make it into modern times: they could also [[IntangibleMan phase through walls]], they lived on [[AnotherDimension their own plane]] called �lfheimr, and they had facial hair.

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* NorseMythology is where it all started. They were more magically gifted, long lived/immortal, and very beautiful. The [[OurDwarvesAreAllTheSame dwarves]], in Norse the duergar, were a subrace of elves, and commonly called svartálfar (black elves), who aren't believed to have been a separate race from dwarves. They even mated with humans to create {{Half Human Hybrid}}s. There were some things which didn't make it into modern times: they could also [[IntangibleMan phase through walls]], they lived on [[AnotherDimension their own plane]] called Ã�lfheimr, Álfheimr, and they had facial hair.



** The Elves were also minor gods who held power over the lands they inhabited. Humans would hold �lfablót, where they would sacrifice animals, and sometimes slaves to the local elves for the sake of good crops. It was also possible for humans to become elves after death, like King Olaf Geirstad-Elf, and so Elves could be ancestor spirits that look after a people or household.

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** The Elves were also minor gods who held power over the lands they inhabited. Humans would hold Ã�lfablót, Álfablót, where they would sacrifice animals, and sometimes slaves to the local elves for the sake of good crops. It was also possible for humans to become elves after death, like King Olaf Geirstad-Elf, and so Elves could be ancestor spirits that look after a people or household.

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