History Main / HatesEveryoneEqually

* [[{{Pokemon}} Cyrus, hater of emotions and every living thing at all]].

* Kim Pine is accused of this in ''Film/ScottPilgrim'', where she responds to her coworker asking her if that includes her by saying 'you're part of everyone'

** Similarly, Lord Vetinari is said in ''Discworld/{{Sourcerer}}'' to be a cruel and unfair ruler, but he is equally cruel and unfair to everyone.

* Zach Jamis in ''SurvivalOfTheFittest'' hates everyone and everything in the world as much as the next thing he hates...except for his best friend [[TheWoobie Sammy Franklin]].

-->--'''[[DrillSergeantNasty Gunnery Sergeant Hartman]]''', ''FullMetalJacket''

-->--'''HLMencken'''

* A certain comedian whose name escapes me said of his father that all the races his dad hated most was human.

* Kim Pine is accused of this in Scott Pilgrim, where she responds to her coworker asking her if that includes her by saying 'you're part of everyone'

-->'''Higgins:''' You see, the great secret, Eliza, is not a question of good manners or bad manners, or any particular sort of manners, but having the same manner for all human souls. The question is not whether I treat you rudely, but whether you've ever heard me treat anyone better.

-->'''Gunnery Sgt. Hartman:''' There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers! Here you are ALL equally worthless!

** Similarly, Lord Vetinari is said in ''Sourcerer'' to be a cruel and unfair ruler, but he is equally cruel and unfair to everyone.

* In the Mexico episode of ''{{Monk}}'', Sharona explains to the Mexican authorities that Monk isn't racist against Mexicans - he thinks ''all'' people are dirty.

* Foamy the squirrel from ''NeuroticallyYours''

* It's yet to be seen whether [[http://thedugs.com/?p=1127 Bob the Crab]] from [[http://www.thedugs.com The Dugs- Baseball Comics]] likes anyone.

* Mike of the {{Walkyverse}}, various webcomics all taking place in the same fictional canon.

--> '''Remly:''' You know what your problem is? You just don't care.
--> '''Baxter:''' No. My problem is that people ''expect'' me to care.

* EncyclopediaDramatica.

** Well, he... ehm... uh... he dislikes nichilists. A lot. And has a great ass.

* Karkat from ''Homestuck'' is an angry asshole to everyone. Absolutely everyone. (With the possible exception of [[TeamMom Kanaya]].) Including [[IHatePastMe him]][[FutureMeScaresMe self]].

-->--'''HL Mencken'''

* The drill sergeant in ''OldMansWar'' has specific reasons why he hates all religions, all races, all sexual orientations, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking clog dancers]]. He's actually a little worried when the main character ''doesn't'' conform to any of his hated groups.
** To clarify John Perry was an ad writer who wrote the slogan of a motorcycle company whose mascot Ruiz has a tattoo of. So he was made platoon leader and had to run 20 km in less than an hour with his men.

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* MarilynManson's "Irresponsible Hate Anthem":
--> ''There's no time to discriminate''
--> ''Hate every motherfucker that's in your way''

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* It's yet to be seen whether [[http://thedugs.com/?p=1127 Bob the Crab]] from [[http://www.thedugs.com The Dugs- Baseball Comics]] likes anyone.
* EvilOverlordListCellblockA #171: "I will be an equal-opportunity despot and make sure that terror and oppression is distributed fairly..."
* Higgins from MyFairLady.
-->'''Higgins:''' You see, the great secret, Eliza, is not a question of good manners or bad manners, or any particular sort of manners, but having the same manner for all human souls. The question is not whether I treat you rudely, but whether you've ever heard me treat anyone better.
* Gregory House from ''{{House}}''.
* ''JonathanStrangeAndMrNorrell'' has Strange's father, who never left any bequests when he died because he simply hated everyone.
* [[NobleBigotWithABadge Vimes]] of ''{{Discworld}}'':
-->"'I can't say I like dwarfs much, Littlebottom. But I don't like trolls or humans either, so I suppose that's okay."
* Prison officer Mackay in ''Porridge'':
-->I am firm but fair. Remember I treat you all with equal contempt.
* Dr. Lorna from ''SluggyFreelance''.

* Witchfinder Shadwell from ''GoodOmens''. He's described as hating all Southerners, and by inference, is standing on the North Pole.
* Mike of the {{Walkyverse}}, various webcomics all taking place in the same fictional canon.
* The title character in Moliere's play ''TheMisanthrope''.
* Sergeant Hartman from ''FullMetalJacket'' claims to be this. If you aren't a Marine, you are nothing. If you are a Marine, you are a god.
-->'''Gunnery Sgt. Hartman:''' There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers! Here you are ALL equally worthless!
** Although he does make some pretty racist comments to Private Brown...
*** Then again, you could say the same with Pyle, [[CaptainObvious except replacing race with fat]].

* NealBoortz styles himself as such.
* Davan (and [[ComedicSociopathy most of the main cast]], to a degree) from ''SomethingPositive''. When he's accused of being anti-Wiccan, his Wiccan friend Kim defends him thus:
--> I know Davan would never single out a religion. If anything, his disdain is shared by everyone.
* Foamy the squirrel from ''NeuroticallyYours''
* Baxter the squirrel from ''[[http://www.catharsiscomic.com Catharsis]]'':
--> '''Remly:''' You know what your problem is? You just don't care.
--> '''Baxter:''' No. My problem is that people ''expect'' me to care.
* Norman the squirrel (does anyone notice a pattern here?) from [[http://www.dragon-tails.com Dragon Tails]].
* In the Mexico episode of ''{{Monk}}'', Sharona explains to the Mexican authorities that Monk isn't racist against Mexicans - he thinks ''all'' people are dirty.

* Karaba the villainess and title sorceress of ''KirikouAndTheSorceress''.
* Mandy from ''TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy''.
* MarilynManson's "Irresponsible Hate Anthem":
--> ''There's no time to discriminate''
--> ''Hate every motherfucker that's in your way''
* Referenced on a radio talk show in GrandTheftAutoViceCity. " I am not a racist. I hate everybody irrelevant of other issues, but I especially hate yankees!"
* Saying: "All the world's cracked but me and thee; and I'm not too sure about thee."
* Some describe HarlanEllison this way.
* EncyclopediaDramatica.
* The drill sergeant in ''OldMansWar'' has specific reasons why he hates all religions, all races, all sexual orientations, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking clog dancers]]. He's actually a little worried when the main character ''doesn't'' conform to any of his hated groups.
** To clarify John Perry was an ad writer who wrote the slogan of a motorcycle company whose mascot Ruiz has a tattoo of. So he was made platoon leader and had to run 20 km in less than an hour with his men.
* [[{{Pokemon}} Cyrus, hater of emotions and every living thing at all]].
* Hiyori of ''{{Bleach}}''.
* Police officer Henry "Roscoe" Rules from Joseph Wambaugh's ''The Choirboys''. It's considered to be his [[{{Jerkass}} one redeeming trait]]. He expresses a wish for a word as ugly as "nigger" that he can apply to ''all'' humanity, and his co-workers eventually come up with "scrotes," which Roscoe gleefully adopts.
* TheWestWing:
--> ''Sam'': You know, Toby... You could afford to *buy* one of those now if you want!
--> ''Toby'': There's literally no one in the world that I don't hate right now.
** (Becomes [[HarsherInHindsight greatly less funny]] once you realize that Toby is actually ''not'' exaggerating.)

* The title character in Moliere's play ''The Misanthrope''.

(Becomes [[HarsherInHindsight greatly less funny]] once you realize that Toby is actually ''not'' exaggerating.)

-->''"I am '''hard''', but I am '''fair!''' There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers. Here you are all '''equally''' worthless!"''

-->''"I don't have prejudice, I hate everyone equally."''

-->''"I am '''hard''', but I am '''fair!''' There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers. Here you are all '''equally'' worthless!"'''

-->''"I am ''hard'', but I am ''fair!'' There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers. Here you are all ''equally'' worthless!"''

-->''"I am '''hard''', but I am '''fair!''' There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers. Here you are all '''equally''' worthless!"''