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* While the ''StarWars'' movies aren't expensive (the original and prequel trilogies box sets combined are less than $80)... dwelling into the StarWarsExpandedUniverse, with games, books, animated series, toys and the such will surely sent a lot of your paycheck into GeorgeLucas' pocket.



** I love being into underground music. �14 for 2 tickets, the show features 3 bands and to see my favourite guitarist and buy his album from his hands. For �10. Sum total cost? �24. The look on my dad's face at hearing the earliest noise bands? Priceless.

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** I love being into underground music. �14 $14 for 2 tickets, the show features 3 bands and to see my favourite guitarist and buy his album from his hands. For �10. $10. Sum total cost? �24.$24. The look on my dad's face at hearing the earliest noise bands? Priceless.
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*** Especially when a perfectly normal pair of earrings from any modest jewelry store can easily run in the hundreds of dollars, and anything less than double digits is pretty cheap crap that's either plastic or tarnishes in under a month, or both. When you could finance a new car with the money you've spent on your addiction in the last year or two, that's when this trope starts coming in to play.
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*** A very good vintage guitar, such as the Gibson Super 400 has a price-range of ''$9000 - $40,000'' American. but that's just the start if your in a band: you have to take into account all the little stuff that just builds up. Rehearsal space time? Easily $100 in one session. Amps? You want a good one? Expect to drop $750 to a grand on a somewhat OK one. Cables, Microphones, PA Systems, all that adds up. It's not quite traditional instrument expensive, but boy does it add up.

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*** A very good vintage guitar, such as the Gibson Super 400 has a price-range of ''$9000 - $40,000'' American. but that's That's just the start if your of the expenses. If you're in a band: you have to take into account all the little stuff that just builds up. Rehearsal space time? Easily $100 in one session. Amps? You want a good one? Expect to drop $750 to a grand on a somewhat OK one. Cables, Microphones, PA Systems, all that adds up. It's not quite traditional instrument expensive, but boy does it add up.
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* Motorcycling, especially of the offroad/adventure kind where everything breaks all the time as a matter of course. You'll probably drop in three to five grand for a decent beginner bike (which is somewhat useless to non-newbies but essential for not dying in the learn-by-doing process). Then there's the minimal outfitting of that bike, with prices running into the hundreds for almost everything you can think of - tires, a good engine guard, mudflaps, windshield, luggage racks and luggage, GPS and maps (no, the walking/cycling one you already have will NOT do, as it's not ruggedized and weatherproof). Then you go out and crack your sub-frame (it was old and fatigued to begin with, because you got a cheap clunker of a beginner's bike, remember?) on a boulder that was sunk in mud - $800 easy, IF you install the replacement yourself. Then you start to find out the really unpleasant truths, like for instance that suspension components and fairings are just as consumable as gas, oil, filters, brake pads and tires. Speaking of tires, a set that is somewhat good for rocky terrain will set you back about $300 and be good for maybe 3-4000 miles off-road. Want to use your specialty tires on the road? Forget it - asphalt eats knobblies like there's no tomorrow and you'll end up washed out in a ditch anyway due to them having smaller contact patches on a flat surface - i.e. less grip - than street tires. So you buy a set of street/rain tires and a set of knobblies (your second one) and go out with the second pair stuffed in your bags and tire change tool-set on your next trip. Whereupon you quickly discover that changing even tubeless tires is a major PITA to the point that it's actually worth it to have two sets of wheels, one for roadtrips and one for the off-road. Bonus: if you want to go on extended trips camping gear is a must unless you want to go broke paying for shit accommodation in motels, hostels and roadside inns. Camping gear must be of the good, light, space-saving kind, since space is at a premium in your luggage, what with having to carry around a minimal tool-set, a few essential spare parts and full rain gear at all times. Want to see different countries? Factor in visas, highway taxes, traffic tickets or bribes to keep the local boys in blue happy. Thinking of a BMW as your second bike? Get a sponsor, or just take up smoking crack - it's cheaper and possibly better for your health.
Oh, and if you've been paying attention so far you'll ask where in hell do you fit an extra set of wheels on a bike for carrying around. You don't. You switch as needed for the trip ahead on shorter trips. On longer ones, you just rent/buy a trailer and drive your bike around (you have a car too, right? right?), fitted with off-road tires, to where the fun begins.

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* I nominate scale modelling. (The prices are approximate) To start you just need a few of paints (2$ each), a couple brushes (2-3$ each), a pair of cutters (10$) and a hobby knife (10$). That's 30$ and we're not even started on the models themselves. A new one is 10$ or so minimum. And add some more colours. And a few more brushes, for small surfaces. Okay, you have spent 50$ and finished your first model. It looks horrible. Now to the second one! Another 20 on just the basic supplies. After you get the hang of it GAS (in the form of kits to be made) kicks in. To have a decent supply stash, you need at least 250$ (airbrushes aren't free ya ken).

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* I nominate scale modelling. (The prices are approximate) To start you just need a few of paints (2$ each), a couple brushes (2-3$ each), a pair of cutters (10$) and a hobby knife (10$). That's 30$ and we're not even started on the models themselves. A new one is 10$ or so minimum. And add some more colours. And a few more brushes, for small surfaces. Okay, you have spent 50$ and finished your first model. It looks horrible. Now to the second one! Another 20 on just the basic supplies. After you get the hang of it GAS (in the form of kits to be made) kicks in. To have a decent supply stash, you need at least 250$ (airbrushes aren't free ya ken). After the airbrush you need the compressor, canned air is too expensive (and bad for the planet) and seconds later you need the water trap. Now about those tools, perhaps a little drill? Dremel make some nice stuff, very nice stuff. A reasonable set of tools will come in nearer $500, but don't worry, you can buy it one item at a time. Eventually the kits become the cheapest part of the hobby.


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** But the look on your fellow geek's faces when you offer them a magnifying glass to see the detials? Priceless.
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** Have you people not heard of eBay? Or car boot sales? You can get whole series of manga/anime box sets dirt cheap if you're lucky (well, in the UK anyway, I don't know about the situation elsewhere). Also, [[http://www.cex.co.uk this shop/website]] is great for cheap DVDs. If you're in the UK there's one in just about every town, and there are a couple in the US and Spain too. Example: they sell EndOfEvangelion for £2.50. The same DVD can sell on Amazon for upwards of £30. Nice profit to be made too if you can find a shop which has one!
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*** The most basic of ''GURPS'' rulebooks is ''free''. It only has the rules of combat and such, and a basic list of equipment and skills... in other words, it's exactly the same content as a ''Dungeons & Dragons'' Player's Handbook, for $40 less.
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**** It'll cost you 3-10 - years, that is - plus having them take all your guns away and never let you buy one again, congratulations on becoming a convicted felon.
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*** Early low-resolution DSLR cameras were journalist's tools - it didn't matter if the photo was tiny and poor-quality, so long as it could capture a suitably spectacular incident and get it in under the deadline to beat out your film-using competition.
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** Let us speak further of lenses. While there are genuine gems in the rough (Tamron 17-50mm f/2.8, most cheap 50mm f/1.8 primes, the Canon 70-200mm f/4), lenses are retardedly expensive. The cheapest consumer zooms cost roughly $100 (18-55mm f/3.5-5.6, with or without some form of image stabilization), and the cheapest consumer telephoto zooms cost $200 (70-200/300 f/4-5.6). The problem with these lenses is that they're generally thought to suck harder than a cheap prostitute. Good consumer zooms and telephotos add in image stabilization, ultrasonic motors, and perhaps image stabilization, and rarely fixed aperture sizes (still around f/4) for $500-800. Professional lenses start at $1000 for zooms, $1500 for telephoto zooms, go up in price fairly quickly, and you're not getting a lot more features or photo quality than the high-end consumer stuff - what your money is paying for is a fixed low aperture (typically f/2.8). Prime lenses tend to be a touch cheaper (midrange primes are usually $300-400 each, up to 135mm or so) and tend to lower apertures (it's easier to design a large aperture if the focal length is fixed), but you require more of them to cover a range. Pro-level primes are as expensive as pro zooms, although their image quality is unmatched. Supertelephotos are almost always fixed primes, start at $5000, and climb into the stratosphere before they are done with you (the longest focal length 35mm lens was the infamous Canon 1200mm f/5.6L - see below), and are ''absolutely required'' for some types of photography, such as professional sports or bird-watching (you can be kicked out of the photographer's box at an NFL game for not owning one). Second-party brands, such as Tamron, Sigma, or Tokina, tend to be much cheaper, but are plagued by quality-control issues, tend to be missing some important features (such as an ultrasonic motor), and reverse-engineer autofocus methods, which do have a tendency to change between models - your happy little Tamron 17-50mm f/2.8 may work fine on your current camera, but if you update your body to something newer it can quit working, and rechipping the lens to work is an iffy matter. And this little writeup is only brushing the surface of a huge money pit.


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*** To wit, the Canon 1200mm f/5.6L was custom-made to order, had a back-order time averaging two years, weighed 35 lbs., and required it's own specialized tripod. They sold new for $89,000, and were only bought by the super-rich, major photography magazines, and three-letter acronym government organizations. National Geographic owns one, Sports Illustrated owns two, the NSA, CIA, and FBI aren't telling, and one single lens is for sale, routinely swapped around between three major retailers (KEH, Adorama, and B&H), with an asking price of $120,000. [[http://www.the-digital-picture.com/Reviews/Canon-EF-1200mm-f-5.6-L-USM-Lens-Review.aspx Only one very lucky photography gear reviewer]] ever got a chance to review this lens.
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* Simply being a fan of ''DoctorWho'', with its 50-odd years of canon and the DoctorWhoExpandedUniverse, can run you a hefty bill (especially outside of the UK). The new series box sets will run you about $80 each in the US, plus the Classic show, which is usually sold by individual serial, all at import prices, many of which don't get imported so you have to buy them and have them shipped. Then you get into the "Lost in Time"-type boxsets for the reconstructed lost episodes, which are for obvious reasons extraordinarily expensive. Then you discover the wonderful Eighth Doctor, whose only TV outing has never been released outside the UK, but who got his own Expanded Universe that runs to ''ten years'' of [[EighthDoctorAdventures books]], audio dramas, ''and'' [[DoctorWhoMagazine comics]]. Plus an [[VirginNewAdventures entire run of novels]] for Seven, and [[BigFinishDoctorWho audio dramas]] for Doctors Five-Eight and spinoffs "UNIT", "{{Gallifrey}}", "Sarah Jane Smith" and monthly "[[ADayinTheLimelight Companion Chronicles]]", each at about £8 a pop if you want to download them instead of have them on CD. And that's not even getting ''into'' merch!

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* Simply being a fan of ''DoctorWho'', with its 50-odd years of canon and the DoctorWhoExpandedUniverse, can run you a hefty bill (especially outside of the UK). The new series box sets will run you about $80 each in the US, plus the Classic show, which is usually sold by individual serial, all at import prices, many of which don't get imported so you have to buy them and have them shipped. Then you get into the "Lost in Time"-type boxsets for the reconstructed lost episodes, which are for obvious reasons extraordinarily expensive. Then you discover the wonderful Eighth Doctor, whose only TV outing has never been released outside the UK, UK (though that's apparently going to change at some point within the next year), but who got his own Expanded Universe that runs to ''ten years'' of [[EighthDoctorAdventures books]], audio dramas, ''and'' [[DoctorWhoMagazine comics]]. Plus an [[VirginNewAdventures entire run of novels]] for Seven, and [[BigFinishDoctorWho audio dramas]] for Doctors Five-Eight and spinoffs "UNIT", "{{Gallifrey}}", "Sarah Jane Smith" and monthly "[[ADayinTheLimelight Companion Chronicles]]", each at about £8 a pop if you want to download them instead of have them on CD. And that's not even getting ''into'' merch!
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** To make matters worse, LEGO ''Star Wars'' releases multiple versions of every vehicle. So that ([[BigDamnGunship big damn]]) Republic Gunship you bought back when ''StarWars: Attack Of The Clones'' was still in cinemas? There's a larger, more accurate version, with Asajj Ventress and Commander Cody, and it costs $138.

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** To make matters worse, LEGO ''Star Wars'' releases multiple versions of every vehicle. So that ([[BigDamnGunship big damn]]) Republic Gunship you bought back when ''StarWars: Attack Of The Clones'' was still in cinemas? There's a larger, more accurate version, with Asajj Ventress and Commander Cody, and it costs $138.
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* {{Shmups}}. Aside from the aforementioned arcade boards and cabinets, some ''console'' shmups--particularly older ones that have acquired plenty of value--tend to be quite costly. Just take a look at the prices for ''[[http://www.google.com/products?q=%22border+ down%22+ dreamcast&aq=f Border Down]]'' and ''[[http://www.google.com/products?q=%22radiant+ silvergun%22+ saturn&aq=f Radiant Silvergun]]''.

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* {{Shmups}}. Aside from the aforementioned arcade boards and cabinets, some ''console'' shmups--particularly older ones that have acquired plenty of value--tend to be quite costly. Just take a look at the prices for ''[[http://www.google.com/products?q=%22border+ down%22+ dreamcast&aq=f com/products?q=%22border+down%22+dreamcast&aq=f Border Down]]'' and ''[[http://www.google.com/products?q=%22radiant+ silvergun%22+ saturn&aq=f com/products?q=%22radiant+silvergun%22+saturn&aq=f Radiant Silvergun]]''.
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** And you tell us at the BOTTOM of the page?!!
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*** This troper rides the hunter/jumper circuit, which is always subject to fashion whims and generally means changing the color of your jacket, breeches and shirt yearly. Worst is definitely the helmets... Oops! Did you buy a GPA? They're ''so'' 2005...
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**** The current rise in ethanol-added gasoline plays hell with boat motors as well.


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*** It isn't THAT bad for hunting, given that surplus bolt-action military rifles and FMJ practice ammo are relatively inexpensive, and most hunting shots are well within iron sight range.
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** Of course, once you've spent this much money in getting your small scale brewing up to speed, you might want to do more...like, say, opening a microbrewery, or a brewpub.
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**Join Civil Air Patrol. Once you become qualified as a Mission Pilot, you can fly the squadron aircraft at real and practice searches (assuming your squadron has an airplane) and even get reimbursed for fuel. Of course, being a serious CAP member has its own set of burgeoning expenses....
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*** Sergers aren't really that expensive. They're hardly more than an ok machine.


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*** Not to mention the shear amount of fabric needed for historical clothing.
** Ha. Try being a industrial machine user. They're usually over $1000 second hand. Once you've worked with one any domestic machine is like a dinky toy. Personally, I sew with a domesitc at full speed and find it slow.
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*Cross-country skiing gets much more expensive the more competitive the race, because there are at least five hundred different kinds of glide and kick wax for different temperatures, different humidity, new snow versus old snow, what kind of snowflakes, and so on. These waxes are frequently $40-80 for 60 grams. Special "pure fluorocarbon" blocks (Jetstream) for extra speed can be $120-200 for 20 grams. This troper's teammates says they can't do crack because they spent all of their money on Jetstream.
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* [[NerfBrand Nerf]] sounds like a cheap hobby, right? Just a few dollars for your first Nitefinder or Maverick, right? Next, you pick up a Clip System blaster, some extra darts, spare magazines, and then you get hooked onto all the lovely GunAccessories of the N-Strike line, the [[{{BFG}} bigger]] and [[MoreDakka faster-firing]] blasters, and ''then'' you discover the joys of Nerf Blaster customizing and homemade saboted darts, and slowly all your gold turns into Nerf.
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*** That really depends on what allergies you have - those cheap, low-fragrance products are usually based in cheap petroleum derivatives. If you (like me) are allergic to petroleum products, suddenly those expensive all-natural brands like LUSH and Burt's Bees are the only option - I can't even wear Chapstick without breaking out in a rash so bad I look like I'm wearing clown makeup, but switching to all-natural face products, lotions and cleansers has cleared up my skin problems wonderfully. Furthermore, just because something is a potential allergen doesn't make it bad for individuals who aren't allergic to it - peanuts are a common cause of allergic reactions, but they are also a very healthy protein source for non-allergic individuals.
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**For a real pain in the wallet - and complete lack of free time, or sleep - crossbreed cosplay with the kind of accuracy obsession found in serious historic reenactment and a fondness for anime with historical settings. Think researching Japanese dyeing techniques and hand-dying twenty yards of silk to accurately reproduce Medicine Seller from Mononoke (including gold embroidery on the obi), or spending $200+ dollars on a bolt of the right wool for the famous red coat of a British infantry soldier in America circa 1777, (cosplaying England from Hetalia) then spending hours researching different regiments in the British Army to find the one the character's uniform most closely matches, just to have to send away to (appropriately) England for the necessary trim, not to mention the linen lining of the coat, several layers of fine linen underneath for waistcoat and shirt, breeches, boots, and assorted other field gear. I manged to write an undergraduate thesis on the research I did for Medicine Seller (I'm still saving up to buy the appropriate silks, dyes, and embroidery materials), and my best friend is nearly finished with her England cosplay, with a much lighter bank account. All totally worth it for the perfect cosplay.
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*** In Australia an entire series is usually $90+ . Slightly less if it's really short.
*** $90 is ''cheap''. ''TengenToppaGurrenLagann'', for example, is $125-$150.
**** Guys, Australian dollars ≠ American dollars
*** Behold the power Mexico and getting complete series ranging from 20 to 1 US dollar.
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** Want a taste of music history? Want to see one of the greats who is getting older? A musician who would practically qualify as a ''historic landmark'' so people should be permitted to see for free? Paul McCartney tickets have ''listed'' prices that are reasonable, but those are sucked up unbelievably fast - then sold for top dollar. Good luck seeing him for less than $200 if you buy the ticket from the venue, more if you find a scalper... and forget going with your friends.

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** Want a taste of music history? Want to see one of the greats who is getting older? A musician who would practically qualify as a ''historic landmark'' so people should be permitted to see for free? Paul McCartney [=Paul McCartney=] tickets have ''listed'' prices that are reasonable, but those are sucked up unbelievably fast - then sold for top dollar. Good luck seeing him for less than $200 if you buy the ticket from the venue, more if you find a scalper... and forget going with your friends.
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*** Of course, the games with the best graphics (the whole reason you're buying all that hardware) tend to have the shortest story modes, so either you multiplay with the few other people with a similar atomic rig or you spend hundreds on games alone.

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*** Of course, the games with the best graphics (the whole reason you're buying all that hardware) tend to have the shortest story modes, so either you multiplay with the few other people with a similar atomic rig rig, or you spend hundreds on games alone.alone.
**** Or, assuming you enjoy doing so, [[TakeAThirdOption you replay the story modes]].
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** Although PC games [[MoralEvenHorizon can be pirated much more easily]], PC gamers must deal with the occasional need to upgrade hardware. A new $500 video card comes out every 6 months or so, and while your old $80 video card is perfectly serviceable, it sometimes can't run upcoming games with all the graphics options cranked all the way up (or sometimes run them with graphics at anything but the lowest settings, for that matter) -- the way it was ''meant'' to be played. And then there's processor upgrades, memory upgrades, hard drive upgrades to hold all these awesome games, and peripherals?

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** Although PC games [[MoralEvenHorizon [[DigitalPiracyIsEvil can be pirated much more easily]], PC gamers must deal with the occasional need to upgrade hardware. A new $500 video card comes out every 6 months or so, and while your old $80 video card is perfectly serviceable, it sometimes can't run upcoming games with all the graphics options cranked all the way up (or sometimes run them with graphics at anything but the lowest settings, for that matter) -- the way it was ''meant'' to be played. And then there's processor upgrades, memory upgrades, hard drive upgrades to hold all these awesome games, and peripherals?
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** Although PC games can be pirated much more easily, PC gamers must deal with the occasional need to upgrade hardware. A new $500 video card comes out every 6 months or so, and while your old $80 video card is perfectly serviceable, it sometimes can't run upcoming games with all the graphics options cranked all the way up (or sometimes run them with graphics at anything but the lowest settings, for that matter) -- the way it was ''meant'' to be played. And then there's processor upgrades, memory upgrades, hard drive upgrades to hold all these awesome games, and peripherals?

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** Although PC games [[MoralEvenHorizon can be pirated much more easily, easily]], PC gamers must deal with the occasional need to upgrade hardware. A new $500 video card comes out every 6 months or so, and while your old $80 video card is perfectly serviceable, it sometimes can't run upcoming games with all the graphics options cranked all the way up (or sometimes run them with graphics at anything but the lowest settings, for that matter) -- the way it was ''meant'' to be played. And then there's processor upgrades, memory upgrades, hard drive upgrades to hold all these awesome games, and peripherals?
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* Also applies to film classes. Though if you work in video, can borrow equipment, and have a teacher nice enough to pirate software, you can get by on the cheap.

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* Also applies to film classes. Though if you work in video, can borrow equipment, and have a teacher nice enough to [[DigitalPiracyIsEvil pirate software, software]], you can get by on the cheap.

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