History Main / BirdPoopGag

** Jane gets hit by bird droppings at the end of "[[Recap/DoomPatrol2019S3E07Bird Patrol]]".

* ''Series/DoomPatrol2019'': During his slow journey back to Doom Manor in "[[Recap/DoomPatrol2019S2E07DumbPatrol Dumb Patrol]]", Cliff Steele gets hit by bird droppings.

** Leliana explains the outlandish fashions of Orlais and their one-upmanship by using the examples of feathered hats leading to hats decorated with whole taxidermized birds leading to one woman keeping ''live'' baby birds in her hair. The chirping was apparently charming until [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome the inevitable results of keeping a live animal in one place happened]].

-->'''Joey:''' Hey! I ain’t some random seagull who fancies himself an artiste just because he tags everything. I’m a modern-day pigeon Picasso here. Texture, color, thickness -- a true craftsman pays attention to what he does. That work I did on the Ulysses Grant Memorial Statue in Brooklyn was a classic. It takes planning to lay down decoration so it balances out in a Fibonacci Series pattern like that.

* ''Film/EvanAlmighty'' sees several instances of birds excreting throughout the film. They dump on Evan's windshield at one point, several birds attached to him dispense while he's having to present to the congressmen, and when [[CorruptPolitician Congressman Long]] has Evan removed from court, ''[[ExaggeratedTrope all]]'' the birds poop on the evil congressman as retribution on the way out of the building.

* ''Webcomic/FreddyFox'': Subverted in [[http://www.freddyfoxcomic.com/comic/stupid-birds/ the 92nd strip]]; Freddy is seen strutting on the sidewalk when, all of a sudden, he manages to avoid getting what seems to be bird poop on him. The last panel reveals that the bird was eating ice cream instead.

* Website/NobodyHere: "[[https://nobodyhere.com/justme/bird.here Bird]]" is about a bird soiling Jogchem's head.

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-->''[[GilliganCut (cut to the mallards on the ground waiting for Dax to finish in a bush)]]''

* In ''WesternAnimation/MakeMineMusic'', the episode "The Whale Who Wanted to Sing at the Met", there are seagulls in Willie's audience. The spectators beneath them seem to think this trope will happen, so they wear their programs on their heads to avoid getting dirty.

* The ''WesternAnimation/TransformersAnimated'' FiveEpisodePilot "Transform and Roll Out" has Prowl find bird poo on his head after some pigeons have perched on him.

* ''VideoGame/WarioWare: Twisted!'' has a microgame called "Power Line Pigeons" where you have to avoid getting pooped on by a flock of pigeons.

-->'''Steve''': [[CatchPhrase Look what you did.]]

* ''Manhua/OldMasterQ'' have a strip where Master Q is sketching the outdoors. He's drawing a bird, and decides to include the bird's poop in his drawing as well, two seconds before it hits him. [[RuleOfFunny Why didn't he move aside is beyond anyone's guess]].

* There's a fun limerick that goes like this:

* An angel comes down from heaven and wants to do a good deed. He sees a statue of a young couple, brings them back to life, and says that they can have whatever they want for twenty minutes. They hide in a bush for ten minutes and the angel says, "But you still have ten minutes left." The young people look at each other and the girl says, "Great, now ''you'' hold the pigeon and ''I'' will [[PrecisionFStrike shit]] upon it."