History Main / BestialityIsDepraved

* Oddly deconstructed/ignored when it comes to ''ComicBook/DoomPatrol'' villains The Brain and Monsieur Mallah during Grant Morrison's run. The former is normally a disembodied BrainInAJar and the latter is a scientifically evolved genius gorilla. When The Brain was temporarily placed in a robot body, they confessed their love for each other. The species difference is rarely, if ever, mentioned. All that gets mentioned is that they are both male. What's also rarely mentioned is the Brain is the one who gave Mallah his enhanced intelligence, after essentially raising and educating him for over a decade.

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* ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'' has numerous asides where Yahtzee describes something as depraved while showing a picture of a smiling dolphin, implying this trope. Notably, [[SelfDeprecation he also makes several jokes about himself in this fashion]] suggesting that he sexualizes dolphins, including them in [[ADateWithRosiePalms various masturbation jokes at his own expense]].

* In mainstream [[UsefulNotes/{{Judaism}} Judeo]]-[[UsefulNotes/{{Christianity}} Christian]] Tradition, Beastiality is considered a serious sin punishable by [[DraggedOffToHell eternal damnation]]. This goes back to Exodus 22:19, which states "Whoever lies [has sex] with an animal shall surely be put to death." Deuteronomy and Leviticus repeated this rule.
* In UsefulNotes/{{Islam}}, Beastiality is also a serious sin. There is a Hadith by Ibn ‘Abbaas in which the Prophet Muhammad tells his followers "If you find that someone has had intercourse with an animal, kill him and kill the animal too."

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* In ''VideoGame/{{Arcanum|OfSteamworksAndMagickObscura}}'', you can visit a brothel. Turn down the offer for a girl a few times, [[TwinThreesomeFantasy you get two]]. Turn that one down, you get... a sheep.
* ''[[VideoGame/AssassinsCreedII Assassin's Creed II]]'' has a mission where you deliver a message to a farmer, invoking [[Literature/TheBible Leviticus 18:23]]. You can guess what it refers to...
* In ''VideoGame/BlackAndWhite'', at one point you're asked to get specific supplies to help a troupe of very poor singers finish building their boat (specifically, wood and food). However, you can also drop off various other things, including a sheep. This elicits the response "Ah, a sheep! Sheep have many uses... and the voyage is long...".
** Ironically, if you drop off a woman, the response is much less enthusiastic[[note]]They were likely trying to keep in theme with the time period and its superstitions, which included the idea that having a woman on board a ship being bad luck[[/note]].
* ''VideoGame/ConanExiles'': Your character starts crucified for three randomly-generated crimes, one of which can be "fornicating with animals."
* With the ''Conclave'' DLC for ''VideoGame/CrusaderKingsII'', if you're a lunatic, you can get an event [[CaligulasHorse to appoint your horse as your chancellor]], and the game will generate a horse character to fill the position, but the horse is infertile because of a special trait (you can still seduce it though). But through an bug, you can generate horse characters without the special trait. Now you can marry and have [[HalfHumanHybrid children]] with them. One particular [[AfterActionReport AAR]] involved one player's journey to restore the Roman Empire as a horse. Players have also reported taking AI horses prisoner after sacking a castle and forcing them into concubinage.
** In addition, with the ''Way Of Life'' DLC, female (or gay male) lunatics who have taken the Seduction focus may get an event where they can be seduced by a centaur in their castle's stables, with a chance of pregnancy for female characters (when the child is born, he/she will have no father listed by the game, not even an unacknowledged one). [[UnreliableNarrator But since your character is insane]], we have no idea what they actually had sex with.
* One of the random conversations that {{N|onPlayerCharacter}}PCs can have in ''VideoGame/TheDarkness'' is one NPC asking if he gave a moose a million dollars to have sex with him, would it work?
-->'''Guy 1:''' If I gave a moose a million dollars would it have sex with me?\\
'''Guy 2:''' Well it would have to some sort of genetically engineered smart moose for it to work.\\
'''Guy 1:''' Where could I find such a moose?\\
'''Guy 2:''' Sweden is open about sexuality so they probably allow bestiality as well.\\
'''Guy 1:''' Heh-heh...naughty Swedish mooses...
* ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins'' has a brothel, the Pearl, where you can sleep with anything, ''anything''. When the Madam is told to "Surprise Me", one of the random options has you waking up in a daze with a goat that looks at you funny.
** In both the preceding and ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII'', a "Surprise Me" may end with two nugs (miniature aardvarks with [[RunningGag creepy hands]]) that "avoid eye contact, trying to look busy".
* ''VideoGame/FableIII'': When the player has the option of searching DepravedBisexual Reaver's bedroom, you can find caged chickens in there.
* ''VideoGame/{{Fallout}}'':
** From ''VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas'', you got Cook-Cook, one of the [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Fiends]] leaders. [[KillItWithFIre Flamethrower-wielding pyromaniacal]] [[AxCrazy psychotic]] [[RapeIsaSpecialKindofEvil rapist]] who goes [[BerserkButton berserk]] when you kill his Brahmin Queenie. It's not stated outright, but heavily implied he screwed it. His cut dialogue makes his "affections" of Queenie a lot more disturbing.
** When joining the Brotherhood of Steel in ''VideoGame/{{Fallout 4}}'', during a medical examination you are questioned as to whether you've ever had sexual relations with a "non-human species". When asked if that happens often, the doctor replies "You'd be surprised how many Wastelanders answer yes to that question."
* Professor Hojo of ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII'' is introduced -- as in, his ''very first scene'' -- discussing his plans to breed Aerith with another research experiment in an attempt to create a life form with a long lifespan. That experiment turns out to be [[PantheraAwesome Red XIII]]. Thankfully, when Hojo arranges for them to be together, Red himself has no desire to go through with it and attacks Hojo once freed.
* ''VideoGame/FateGrandOrder'':
** An inverted example with Raikou's horse Kyogoku. Kyogoku's dialogues with fellow horses reveal that he's ''very'' into Raikou's {{Stripperific}} bikini and her GagBoobs and he hopes, if possible, that they could grow ''even bigger''. The other horses (Bailong, Dun Stallion and Llamrei) are very disturbed by his pervertness, to the point that Llamrei goes PervertRevengeMode on him just for saying his perverted desires out loud. Funnily enough, the riders of the other three mentioned horses have also large busts, yet only Kyogoku acts like this.
** When Europa is summoned as Servant Rider, she reveals that ever since that incident where Zeus seduced her in the form of a bull, she is attracted to bulls, and even got a bull that resembles how Zeus looked.
* ''VideoGame/{{Gothic}}'' has the annoying Mud, who follows you everywhere while telling annoying stories about himself. Among other things, he mentions that he was thrown in the prison colony for "liking animals too much".
** One of the ways in which you can taunt the warrior Kharim is suggesting that his father was having "fun" with sheep. Kharim's reply is an embarrassed "well, there were rumors..."
* Lets insert another Rockstar game here: ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto'' has this too. Vice City, from the set of a porn flick: "Careful! The snake was more expensive than you!" Liberty City: You have to pick up from the street some porn mags involving donkeys.
* Played with in ''VideoGame/HuniePop''. It features a character called Momo, a HalfHumanHybrid cat girl instead of an actual animal, who you unlock by dropping a bag of fish outside. Nevertheless, after you have sex with her, you promptly unlock the achievement '[[MedalOfDishonor Bestiality...]]'
* In ''VideoGame/HyruleWarriors'', it's revealed that one of the items in Cia's massive StalkerShrine to Link is a statue of his wolf form from ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess''.
* ''VideoGame/IWasATeenageExocolonist'': After fighting with Cal during your 18th birthday party, the Helios youth make some parting shots about his "alleged romantic interactions with the [[FantasticFaunaCounterpart floatcows]]" before leaving.
* ''VideoGame/JaggedAlliance 2'' features the appropriately-named [[TheClan Hicks clan]], an entire huge extended family of armed-to-the-teeth hillbillies. Talking to them hints at their pastimes. One is terrorizing the local city, the other is CowTipping...
-->'''Hick NPC:''' ...but what you don't hear is what you can do with the cows afterward.
* One of the services you can reach on the phone in ''VideoGame/{{Jazzpunk}}'' is the Barnyard Boudoir. It is implied that it's just a scam where they first charge exorbitant amounts money for their "Steers and Studs package" on their marks' credit cards then exploit this trope to [[NotWhatItLooksLike discourage their marks from getting chargebacks]].
* ''VideoGame/LeisureSuitLarry1InTheLandOfTheLoungeLizards'': If you have Larry take the pills, he becomes uncontrollably horny, and wonders about the location of the little dog he saw outside... cue [[HaveANiceDeath a "game over" prompt]] where you're informed Larry was arrested for bestiality.
* A poem that Princess Elodie may find in ''VisualNovel/LongLiveTheQueen'' implicates her with a squid. You can choose whether [[ActuallyPrettyFunny or not]] she takes offence to this, and it will alter her emotional state accordingly.
* In ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'', if you try to talk to Mordin in the ''Normandy'', you may get this exchange:
-->'''Shepard:''' Have you got a minute to talk?\\
'''Mordin:''' Perhaps later. Trying to determine how Scale-itch got onto ''Normandy''. Sexually transmitted disease only carried by varren. Implications...''unpleasant''...
** Current bets that [[ExtremeOmnisexual Kelly Chambers]] ''isn't'' somehow responsible are twenty to one, despite [[WMG/PoisonOakEpilepticTrees a few wanting it]] [[PerverseSexualLust to actually be true]].
* In the video game of ''Film/MontyPythonsTheMeaningOfLife'', there's a part where clicking on something brings up "goat porn", and then Creator/EricIdle starts yelling about, "Hey, everyone, look here right now! This guy likes goats!"
* There are two instances of this trope in the (in)famous ''VideoGame/NeverwinterNights'' GameMod ''VideoGame/ADanceWithRogues'':
** In one of the Seven Lessons, the Princess encounters a mastiff who shows great interest in her private parts.
** In order to infiltrate a demon cult in the later half of the game, the Princess must undertake an initiation. She is first required to strip, may drink an aphrodisiac, then enter a cage to "offer herself" to four demon dogs. However, if she declines to drink the aphrodisiac and doesn't say anything to offend the high priest, she'll instead be forced to watch another girl get sexually assaulted by the dogs. However, there's the option to stop it by attacking and killing the demon dogs whether the princess herself or the other girl has to go into the cage.
* In ''VideoGame/NoOneLivesForever'', when advancing through the corridors of the BigBad's base, you hear a man whispering love words to ''someone'', something like: "Now we are all alone..." Then you open a door and find that man alone with a goat. The man says: "Oh, hi...um, how did this goat got in here?" You have the option of shooting them both.
** Also, you find references to H.A.R.M. goons and their, ahem, “recreation” with sheep throughout the game.
* Averted with the eponymous ''VideoGame/{{Octodad}}'' and his wife Scarlet: no one bats an eye that an octopus is married to a human, because they don't seem to realize Octodad ''is'' an octopus. And the only two that did were a psycho that thought marine life was invading the surface and [[spoiler:Octodad's daughter]]. Even Scarlet didn't know until the end of the sequel. Considering she had thought something much worse was straining their relationship, she's pretty cool with the reveal. (Their son did question where he and his sister came from though.) At least a few {{Lets Play}}s ran with this trope, though:
-->'''LetsPlay/{{Markiplier}}:''' She's like ''[in a horrified voice]'' "I had sex with an octopus!"
* In ''VideoGame/{{Overlord}}'', at one point you and your minions bust into the headquarters of a succubus-worshiping sex cult. Bust down one of the locked doors in the headquarters, and you'll find several cultists and a sheep.
* ''VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite'': More implied than direct, but Yamask is capable of breeding with Pokemon (who are the animals of the Pokemon world, [[{{Mon}} of course]]) of the Amorphous or Mineral egg groups. [[FridgeHorror Yamask were once]] ''[[WasOnceAMan human]]'', which makes this {{Squick}}.
** Same game, same category, there's a rumor apparently backed by [[WordOfGod Hint of God]] that [[spoiler:[[AntiVillain N Harmonia]]]] is [[HalfHumanHybrid the human son of a Pokemon]]. Said character is known to have a human father, therefore... [[spoiler:Almost certainly subverted in ''VideoGame/PokemonBlack2AndWhite2'' when N mentions that he was raised by Pokemon as a young child and strongly implies that Ghetsis kidnapped him.]]
*** Made even weirder by the fact that the #1 suspect for his Pokemon parent, [[FantasticFoxes Zoroark]], does not belong to the Human-like egg group (despite being bipedal).
** Distinctly subverted in the ''VideoGame/PokemonDiamondAndPearl'' installments, where one of the mythology/fairy tale books in the Canalave Library says that man and 'mon were once equal partners, with no difference between them. The English translation says they "ate at one table"; the Japanese version outright says [[InterspeciesRomance they intermarried]]. This is all further explored in ''VideoGame/PokemonLegendsArceus'', where part of the lore includes a man who married a Froslass, which is in turn partially based on the traditional Japanese myth of a man marrying a yuki-onna.
** In ''VideoGame/PokemonColosseum'', an old woman NPC in Agate Village asks [[{{Sidekick}} Rui]] if [[PlayerCharacter Wes]] is her boyfriend, then she introduces them to ''her'' "boyfriend" ...who is a Mightyena. It's possible that she was ''just'' joking ...hopefully.
** In ''VideoGame/PokemonXAndY'', a female trainer states she loves ''going wild'' with her pokemon, which is a Tentacool. ''That'' joke goes back to the first generation; one of the manga had, as a FunnyBackgroundEvent, a newspaper headline of a girl complaining that her Tentacool misbehaved with her in the bath. Several chapters later, she is shown bathing with her Tentacool again..
*** One little girl at the Skiddo farm gives you the TM for Attract, and says she feels like the Skiddo used it on her.
** In ''VideoGame/PokemonSunAndMoon'', you can encounter two female Golfers outright harassing a Machamp and fawning over its muscles at a hotel. It turns out to just be a guy in costume, but they didn't know that.
* In the Perpetual Testing Initiative of ''VideoGame/Portal2'', Aperture Rituals needs a willing volunteer of astronauts, war heroes, and Olympians to "make love to a giant bird" in order to fulfill a prophecy and stall the ends of days.
* ''VideoGame/PowerProKunPocket6'': In ''Happiness Island'' the protagonist can choose to slack off at the Happiness Herb fields to recover health, and the more costly variant of this is getting... healed... by a goat named Masako. Choose it enough times and he gets stuck in the island with her during the epilogue. Naturally, what's going on is only ''implied'', as this labor camp story full of murder was rated for all ages after all!
* ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'': The Soldier, at least, believes the opposing team's Sniper to have a kangaroo wife, as he offers to send "her" condolences as one of his domination quotes.
* ''VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption'' is fond of this: a stranger mission (entitled "Who Are You To Judge?") involves returning a horse to its ''very'' affectionate owner, who has named the horse 'Lucy' and refers to her as his "girl". The horse thief who accompanies you on said mission comments that her "daddy kept goats". And lastly there's an advertisement in the newspaper for a publication called ''Sexing Livestock Quarterly''. It sure is lonely out west...
** For the record, sexing chicks ([[ImaginedInnuendo as in sorting males from females]]) is an actual job. Which isn't to say the makers of ''VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption'' aren't above a bit of DoubleEntendre.
* In ''Videogame/RogueLegacy'', Bestiality is an upgrade that lets you unlock the Dragon class. Evidently the family are just that desperate.
* Occurs within the first playable minute of ''Literature/RogueWarrior'':
-->'''MissionControl:''' What's your status?\\
'''Dick Marcinko:''' It's a total goatfuck!
** As for what "goatfuck" means in Marcinko-ese, it means things have gone completely FUBAR. Think a cross between [[https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/goat_rope goat rope]] and [[https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/clusterfuck clusterfuck]].
* In ''VideoGame/RomeTotalWar'', if your general is constantly out on campaign, his retinue may eventually include a Pet Sheep.
-->"Being away from home and loved ones... can be a lonely life."
* In ''VideoGame/TheShroudedIsle,'' the flavor text for being ousted as a pervert has the character assure you that their activities "don't hurt the squid." [[SarcasmMode Yes, Vicar Everton, *that's* what concerns me about it...]]
* In ''[[VideoGame/TonyHawksProSkater Tony Hawk's Underground]]'', a police officer in Tampa, Florida pulls over your van for a busted tail light, expired license plate, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and a "Cops push Mongo" bumper sticker]], and your van gets impounded. While roaming the city later, you can find the same officer hiding behind a strip club standing behind a goat...
* A quest to disgrace a supermodel in ''VideoGame/VampireTheMasqueradeBloodlines'' results in catching her in a threesome with a llama.
* In ''VideoGame/Wasteland2'' when entering Happy Valley for the first time you meet a merchant named Fred Darvis. When asked about life in Red Skorpion Militia territory, he says that the Skorpions [[RapePillageAndBurn stole, burnt, and raped everything in the valley]] and that [[ExtremeOmnisexual his pet goat didn't walk right for a week]].
* ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'':
** There is something of a RunningGag among the fanbase about the possible origins of the Tauren race. This was codified by the [=WoW=] machinima rendering of TheInternetIsForPorn, which concludes with the hilarious rebus: Human + Cow = Tauren.
** In an actual canon example; the night elves' goddess, Elune, who by all official accounts looks like a big glowing night elf woman, had an affair with the demigod Malorne, whose only known form was that of a giant (read, two hundred feet tall) stag. This resulted in the birth of Cenarius, who looked like a centaur with a night elf upper body and a stag lower body. Being that these are deities, this is justified; just look at the mythology examples above.
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[[folder:Western Animation]]
* ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'':
** Overlaps with ILoveTheDead in "For Whom the Sleigh Bells Toll": after the Smiths fend off Santa's forces, Bob Todd drags in a reindeer corpse and plans to cook it into venison after making "sweet, tender love" to it.
** In "The Shrink", after discovering Stan's miniature city, Steve unknowingly picks up a miniaturized Stan and pretends he's having sex with a dog figure in an attempt to liven things up.
** In "Fleabiscuit", Roger, in a dog costume, becomes a racing hound under Hayley's tutelage. It's explained that he was originally cast as Eddie from ''Series/{{Frasier}}'', but discovered he had a talent for running fast to escape the advances of Creator/KelseyGrammer.
--->'''Hayley:''' You're saying Kelsey Grammer has sex with dogs?\\
'''Roger:''' Yeah, Niles bangs turtles. Everyone in Hollywood knows this stuff.
** In "First, Do No Farm", after Stan's attempt to toughen Hayley up by turning the house into a farm [[GoneHorriblyRight Goes Horribly Right]], he and Roger sabotage her efforts by letting rabbits loose in the fields. Stan sees that some of the rabbits look like Roger, implying this happened. Then they get termites to eat the shed, and Stan sees that [[ExaggeratedTrope some of the termites look like Roger, too]].
--->'''Roger:''' That's right, Stan. I found a way.
* Carl of ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce'' is implied to have an interest in animals.
-->'''Carl:''' Did you get that link I sent you about the woman having sex with a bee? [[note]] Perhaps he’s a fan of the ''WesternAnimation/BeeMovie''? [[/note]]
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'':
** Malory's relationship with her dog Duchess [[HoYay suggests far more intimacy than the relationship a normal owner would have with their pet]], to put it mildly. Not only is her son Sterling's {{codename}} Duchess, but her office contains [[http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0MXWRY-p8Sc/TdW_sOOq7cI/AAAAAAAAAA0/2fzlpVuXMX0/s640/mole3.png a picture of Malory holding Duchess]] in an homage to the infamous photo of Music/JohnLennon and Music/YokoOno, and most of her apartment's decorations are pictures of Duchess. In a {{flashback}} in Season 4, Malory is shown taking Duchess on a romantic carriage ride through Central Park as a birthday present.
** When asked how she became [[SexGoddess so great at sex]], Pam ascribes it to growing up on a dairy farm.
%%** Dr. Krieger seems to have a similar relationship as Malory to Piggly 3.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Bestia}}'': PlayedForDrama. Ingrid Olderöck, the VillainProtagonist, is a torturer for the fascist government of Pinochet's Chile. She has a sexual relationship with her dog, as shown in a scene where the dog is giving her cunnilingus. But it gets worse than that, when a RapeDiscretionShot reveals that Olderöck is using her dog to rape the women in the basement torture chamber.
* Implied in the ''WesternAnimation/BobsBurgers'' episode "Dr. Yap". Bob makes out with Linda's sister Gayle [[KissingUnderTheInfluence while high on dental anasthetics]], and she remarks that his tongue in her mouth "doesn't feel like her cat's tongue." Now, how might she know what that feels like?
* ''WesternAnimation/Castlevania2017'':
** One of the patrons at the bar Trevor was drinking in has a loud conversation about how he hit another man with a shovel for catching him in the act of screwing one of his goats.
** When asked about what she thinks of Godbrand, a viking vampire who has been courting her for years, Carmilla says she'd consider it if every other male vampire dropped dead, and half the women, and some of the animals.
* ''WesternAnimation/DrawnTogether'':
** Averted in "Mexican't Buy Me Love", in an attempt to earn money and get a flight home, Toot attempts to put on a donkey show. The Donkey, in reply to that then says [[EveryoneHasStandards "Even a filthy animal like myself has standards."]]
** Captain Hero has repeatedly stated an interest in sexual congress with a 12-year old girl and a donkey.
* Quagmire, of ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', has examples of this among his many, many other perversions.
** Quagmire has a thing for giraffes, it seems. In one episode, Peter releases all the animals from the zoo. A giraffe sticks his head into Quagmire's bedroom window:
--->'''Quagmire:''' ''[stirs awake]'' Hmmm, honey, that feels really good. Hey, hey, HEY! WHAT THE HELL?! You're not the same giraffe from last night! Get out of here!
** In another episode when the Quahog city government is disbanded and no laws are enforced, Quagmire uses his chance to get with a giraffe again. She later gives birth. The child has Quagmire's face.
--->'''Baby:''' GIRAFFITY!\\
'''Quagmire:''' [[BlatantLies Yeah, see, that's not mine]].
** Back when Peter first became a fisherman, him and the guys play a game of "I Never", in which you had to take a shot if you ever did anything that any of the others said they never did. Quagmire ends up getting wasted more and more with each shot. One of them involved giving a monkey a reach-around.
** From the same episode, Peter develops a rivalry with a fellow fisherman. At one point, he switches out the sign at Peter's fish stall with one that says "I Had Sex With All These Fish", catching the interest of a passing man.
--->'''Man:''' Wow. So how do you do it?\\
'''Peter:''' Well, I throw the old worm out there, they usually go for that, and after struggling a bit they lie back and accept it.\\
'''Man:''' ''[gives Peter a card with his phone number]'' We should get together later.\\
'''Peter:''' Uh, okay?
** Quagmire also apparently got it on with a turtle once, during a CutawayGag that has Quagmire sticking his head out of a turtle shell to see if there was something going on. The turtle asks if something's wrong, but Quagmire dismisses it and retreats back inside.
** In one episode, Quagmire admitted to being attracted to the monkeys at the zoo, lamenting that the armed guards there prevent him from having his way with them.
** Peter has also [[NoodleIncident learned what the blowhole is NOT for, which is why he can never visit Sea World again]].
*** In a later season, Peter thinks one of the Amish's horses are sexy.
** In the episode where Brian was believed to have impregnated the Pewterschmidts' greyhound Seabreeze, it turns out that Seabreeze's puppies were fathered by Ted Turner.
*** Under normal circumstances, Brian's many, many human girlfriends would definitely count, but aside from a brief mention by Peter they aren't even seen as unusual in the slightest... until Brian traveled to an alternate universe where humans' and dogs' roles were reversed. ''Then'' his desire for human women became {{Squick}}.
** Happens in "Farmer Guy", when Chris's favorite hen lays a massive egg that hatches into a big chicken with his face.
* ''WesternAnimation/FanboyAndChumChum'' features a G-rated variant in "Night Morning", where Lupe claims that her uncle is married to a chicken.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'':
** "Super Poof" has a downplayed example where octopus-like alien Mark Chang receives unwanted attention from a non-sapient octopus.
** In "Love At First Bark", Timmy wishes that his father loves Dinkleberg's dog Peaches as much as Sparky does in hopes that his wish will make his dad stop preventing Sparky from seeing Peaches. The unintended result is that Timmy's Dad falls in love with Peaches and fights over her with Sparky.
** In "Animal Crockers", Mr. Crocker's mother comments on the Crockeroos' resemblance to her son by asking Crocker if he married a monkey without telling her.
* Implied in a gag in ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'': "You'd sacrifice a beautiful woman to save a moderately attractive monkey?"
* ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'':
** In "[[Recap/GravityFallsS1E8IrrationalTreasure Irrational Treasure]]", we learn that it is legal to marry a woodpecker in Gravity Falls thanks to the town's eccentric founder. One man takes full advantage of this, but [[AwfulWeddedLife he's frequently seen to be arguing with his woodpecker spouse]].
** [[NoodleIncident Apparently]], Stan has kissed a pig at least once.
** There's also Old Man [=McGucket=] and his "Raccoon Wife", who, judging by how she keeps running away from him, [[CrossesTheLineTwice may not be consenting]].
** The gnome leader also enjoys bathing in squirrels and carrying them in his pants.
--->''"[[BlatantLies This is normal for gnomes!]]"''
* ''WesternAnimation/HarleyQuinn2019'':
** PlayedForLaughs in that Harley Quinn is disgusted with Batman because she ''thinks'' he fucks bats.
** In "Being Harley Quinn", Harley recalls the time when an AlphaBitch at her school spread a rumor that Harley lost her virginity to a horse.
** In "Bensonhurst", the Penguin's nephew Joshua Cobblepot buys a "dolphin encounter". Bane gets a little suspicious about that.
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheMarvelousMisadventuresOfFlapjack'', when the evil inventor's brother gets a crush on Bubbie, a whale, Captain K'nuckles calls him a "disgusting weirdo."
** In another episode Bubbie decides to show off a necklace Flapjack made her and two sailors cat call and compliment her.
* An {{inverted|Trope}} example is ''WesternAnimation/MrPickles''. The titular evil dog likes to grope and feel up his human Beverly who remains oblivious to his true intentions. His infatuation goes as far as [[spoiler:he has a sex dream with her before being woken up]] and [[spoiler:has an effigy of him humping her built in his liar]].
** In season 3, episode 2, [[spoiler:Sheriff is forced into sleeping with a female wolf and comes out of the experiencing feeling like "a man"]].
* '' WesternAnimation/NeighborsFromHell'' has Majorie Sparks, who is in a ''very'' intimate relationship with her dog. The dog, however, hates it so much, he is DrivenToSuicide, trying but failing to kill himself each episode appearance.
* The first episode of ''WesternAnimation/PerfectHairForever'' has a talking tree openly admit that he has sex with dogs.
* ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'':
** Well, I guess it's about that time [[http://robotchicken.wikia.com/wiki/Zoo_Mommy to tell you boys why I was fired from the zoo.]]
** Another skit involved a human fangirl wanting to have sex with [[Franchise/AlvinAndTheChipmunks Alvin]], much to the disgust of everyone else. When they are alone, she was offput by his scent (which she described as gamy) and his retractable genitalia. Theodore and Simon have sex with the fangirl's previously-disgusted friends at the end.
** A sketch involving [[WesternAnimation/TheWuzzles the Wuzzles]] involves Bumblelion and Eleroo thinking about how they came to be, showing their respective parents doing it. They then express disgust at the implications of Donkeyhuman's parents.
** Yet another sketch featuring the [[Franchise/HarryPotter Harry Potter]] characters James Potter, Sirius Black and Peter Pettigrew has them turn into animals to distract Remus Lupin after he turns into a werewolf. James, who transforms into a deer, immediately mounts a doe, prompting Sirius to call him out for being disgusting. James defends his actions on the principle of "When in Rome" and Peter admits he's fucked plenty of rats as a rat. The sketch ends with the doe revealing itself to be [[DirtyOldWoman Professor McGonagall]].
--->'''Doe:''' Gentlemen, are we going to bone or what?
** One sketch has it that the invention of the bagpipes came about from a Scottish shepherd named Stuart covering up his attempt to lay with his sheep. He says he killed two loves that day, [[EverythingsLouderWithBagpipes music]] and his poor Bessie.
** When Belle from ''WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast'' goes for a gynecology exam, her doctor tells it to her straight.
--->'''Doctor:''' Listen, I don't condone bestiality, but if you're going to have sex with dogs, then you're going to get a yeast infection.
* In ''WesternAnimation/Sealab2021'' Marco is [[spoiler:allegedly]] killed when he's caught having sex with a shark by the shark's husband. This resulted in a half-human, half-shark, Sharko.
-->'''Brad:''' Get your human penis out of my wife's sharkgina!
* Troy [=McClure=] of ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' has, as one of his reasons for his career's downturn, a scandal involving [[NoodleIncident his "actions" at the Springfield Aquarium]].
-->'''Legs:''' I thought you said Troy [=McClure=] was dead?\\
'''Fat Tony:''' No, what I said was he ''[[LiteralMetaphor sleeps with the fishes]]''.
** An exchange is given in the episode "To Surveil with Love".
--->'''Mayor Quimby''': All in favor of term limits, say "I...have sex with animals."\\
'''Cletus Spuckler''': I do have sex with animals, but I am not in favor of term limits.
* ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''.
** The "Chickenlover" episode.
** And there was one where they visit Mexico, cheering at the sights. One of these is a donkey show.
** And of course, Mr. Garrison, who's had sex with (at minimum) a pigeon and a pig.
** Lets not get into their depiction of PETA...
--->'''Terrance:''' You're such a pig-fucker, Phillip!\\
'''Phillip:''' Terrance, why would you call me a pig-fucker?\\
'''Terrance:''' Well, let's see. [[CaptainObvious First of all, you fuck pigs]].\\
'''Phillip:''' ''[{{Beat}}]'' ...oh yeah!
** Implied with Chef. He's looking through a book of photos of him and the many women he's made love to. When Cartman points to a picture of him naked with a goat and asks what he was doing he says it's nothing.
** Several episodes and TheMovie reference or portray zoophilia for comic effect. In the movie, one of the phrases the doctor uses to test Cartman's new V-Chip is "horsefucker" and the image used is a man having sex with a horse. In "Douche and Turd," PETA members are portrayed as being married to various animals. One member has even ''had a child'' with an ostrich. The resulting abomination [[TorturedMonster begs for someone to kill it]].
** In a strange variation, Cartman attempts to train a pony to bite Scott Tenorman's penis off. He builds an effigy of his enemy, and attaches a hotdog to represent the pe—well, you can picture it. Cartman is dismayed when, instead of biting the hotdog, the horse fellates it. It becomes a FunnyBackgroundEvent while Cartman has a conversation with Jimbo and Ned.
** Apparently, this is just one of the many bizarre things that [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Randy]] [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbates]] to. In the episode “Over Logging,” Randy looks up bestiality on the internet while trying to get an orgasm. While he’s moaning, we hear a woman loudly breathing alongside elephant noises from the computer.
** Their depiction of Music/KanyeWest, who, at the end of his episode, declares himself to be a "gay fish" and launches into a song sequence that features him performing oral sex on various fish.
** "The Pandemic Special" reveals that not only does the series' version of Mickey Mouse have a thing for fucking bats, COVID-19 is actually an STD borne from [[spoiler:Randy Marsh]] having sex with a Pangolin while he was in China.
* Given its [[TheDeepSouth setting]] and [[RefugeInAudacity tone]], ''WesternAnimation/{{Squidbillies}}'' is bound to have some of this.
-->'''Early:''' You wanna bang y'allself a goat? [[ILoveTheDead 'Cause the goat's dead, but, uh, we c'n still do this thang]]. Hell, I'll give you boys a discount!
** The main characters are a family of squids in a world otherwise inhabited by humans. By definition any sex they have is either this or incest.
** Early's cousin is a "civilized" squid from the city who has a wife and two kids (The wife and daughter are human. The son is... Cthulhuian.) They end up tricking Rusty to go live with them after seeing how horrible his life is. His wife later seduces Rusty. They get caught in the act, but it's implied that he did her at least once before.
*** A later season has a two-parter involving Rusty getting his [[BrotherSisterIncest human sister]] pregnant and choosing to be there for her as a father.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheTexAveryShow'' often approaches this dangerously close (like one of the Cro-Magnons marrying a dino, or other gags in this vein -- obviously, not even remotely actual sex, it's a kids show after all...).
* ''WesternAnimation/TotalDramaAllStars'': The episode “No One Eggspects the Spanish Opposition,” has the contestants gathering eggs from the mutant creatures from the [[WesternAnimation/TotalDramaRevengeOfTheIsland last season]]. In the process, Zoey and Mike steal an [[YourTomcatIsPregnant egg]] from [[ManEatingPlant Larry]]. When they bring the egg back, however, it hatches. One of the babies [[HalfHumanHybrid has a face identical to Chris’s]], as he looks away and whistles, implying that he’s the father.
* The ''WesternAnimation/XavierRenegadeAngel'' episode "Signs from Godrilla" involves a priest having sex with a gorilla.
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[[folder:Literature]]
* Towards the end of ''[[Literature/TakeshiKovacs Altered Carbon]]'', the main character is fighting his way through an exclusive hangout for sexual deviants, and he finds a battered-looking dog and a man who did ''something'' unpleasant to it (and who incidentally has his pants down). The main character shoots the man in the head (nonlethal, given the futuristic setting, but quite an unpleasant experience). This is treated as a PetTheDog moment.
* ''Literature/TheAndroidsDream'' features a corporate MadScientist who creates a variety of genetically modified creatures from a combination of animal and human DNA - not for his own, uh, use, but that of powerful people. The "clients" provide him with money and favours, both as a straight exchange for access to the menagerie and under threat of blackmail.
* The first book of the ''Literature/AubreyMaturin'' series has a mention of a sailor who gets caught buggering a goat, meaning he will be hanged, and the poor goat slaughtered. When Jack doesn't want to deal with the situation and its inevitable impact on the rest of the crew, Stephen suggests he just put them ashore: "separate shores, if you feel strongly about the moral issue." When Jack offers Stephen some milk in his coffee: "Goat's milk?" "Why, yes, I suppose so." "Perhaps without milk, then..."
* ''Literature/BazilBroketail'': Trolls like to have sex with farm animals, we hear early on. Relkin and Lagdalen find it disgusting, naturally.
* The novel ''Literature/{{Beloved}}'' [[PlayedForDrama plays this completely seriously]]. The male slaves on the farm have sex with cows because they have no prospect of sleeping with a woman.
* In ''Literature/BoredOfTheRings'', boggies are described as having a "usual fondness for fuzzy animals." Spam Gangree has received a suspended sentence for having performed "an unnatural act with an underage female dragon of the opposite sex," and Frito's mother and Dildo's sister is said to have married a "hafling, i.e. part boggie, part opossum" from "the wrong side of the Gallowine."
* The main character and his horse in ''[[Literature/HeraldsOfValdemar Brightly Burning]]'' by Creator/MercedesLackey. Of course, since the horse is a TalkingAnimal, it's not quite as perverted.
** He and his Companion are in love with each other, but he only ever mounts her in the usual equine sense. The heralds probably would have had something to say, otherwise... Luckily Companions are the divinely reincarnated souls of dead (human) Heralds, which helps a little.
*** To be even more precise, [[spoiler:he and his Companion are Life Bonded, which means they are fated to be paired together and it is something they has NO control over. This normally means romantically, which certainly raises implications. However, while they are life bonded, it is never acted on sexually. It does mean that he will never have a normal romantic relationship with anyone else. Lackey started the Life Bond concept as the ultimate romantic ideal, but gradually moved it back as her work progressed to indicate that it could have problems. This pairing was one prime example of the problems that could result]].
* In the FreeLoveFuture world ruled by Christopher Goodman in the ''Literature/ChristCloneTrilogy'', bestiality is considered healthy and acceptable as well as all other forms of limitless sex.
* It doesn't happen in ''Literature/CodexAlera'' either, but the Marat and their totem animals are the subject to jokes like this among the Alerans. Kitai, one of the Marat who's bonded with Tavi, an Aleran, makes a joke similarly when she's explaining the bond--Tavi asks if his bond with her is like her father, Doroga's, bond with a gargant, named Walker, and she says when she last checked, Doroga wasn't mating with Walker... because Walker wouldn't stand for it.
* [[http://dinosaurerotica.com/ The dinosaur erotica series by Alara Branwen and Christie Sims.]] Hot dinosaur-on-cavewoman action, lots of ArtisticLicenseBiology applied.
* Thus far, this hasn't actually appeared in ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'', but it gets ''referenced'' quite a lot.
** When Sergeant Colon decides to learn about farming in ''Literature/FeetOfClay'', he gets a bit worried about a book called ''Animal Husbandry'', because you hear stories...
** In ''Literature/{{Maskerade}}'' the phrase "the people of Lancre got up with the chickens and went to bed with the cows" has a [[FootnoteFever clarifying footnote]] that this means they went to bed ''at the same time'' as the cows.
** Both the above phrases are analysed in ''Nanny Ogg's Cookbook'', but sadly her thoughts on the matter are covered by notes from the publisher about how that entire section can't be used.
** In ''Literature/TheLastContinent'', Rincewind, perplexed by the presence of FunnyAnimal sheep in Crocodile's tavern, reflects that if you could get [[HalfHumanHybrid a cross between a human and a sheep]], someone would have noticed by now, especially in remote rural areas.
** And there's Bestiality Carter, who like all the Carters has a NonIndicativeName, and is very kind to animals. (The Carter family got their wires crossed; since you can name girls for virtues, well then boys...)
** Feeney from ''Literature/{{Snuff}}'' mentions how his grandfather used to know all the local people's secrets, like how one man had been caught in ''flagrante delicto'' with a common barnyard fowl.
** Subverted in ''Literature/ReaperMan'', in which the prospect of Ludmilla (a werewolf) getting together with Lupine (a wereman) is treated as a perfectly-acceptable InterspeciesRomance, despite him being a normal wolf and her, a normal human, most of the month. The fact that Lupine is fully sentient as a wereman and at the very least pretty smart (if not totally sentient — he seems to be) even as a wolf makes it palatable.
** Implied in a very vague sense between Angua (a werewolf) and Gavin (a wolf — and much smarter than most. According to Angua, he understands over 800 words, and as she points out, "Many people get by on less"). It's not explicitly stated, and it was long since past even if it was, but... well. She's a werewolf, so technically she's as close to wolf as she is to human, but even still.
** And of course, there's the infamous [[BawdySong "Hedgehog Song"]], whose full title is "The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All". Only a few stanzas are ever sung on the page (mostly by — who else? — [[DirtyOldWoman Nanny Ogg]]), but numerous unofficial versions were created soon after it first appeared in ''Literature/WyrdSisters''.
* In ''Literature/DragonBones'', one of the protagonists wants to emphasize how people would think about the high king if they knew he had a noblewoman tortured. He says they would maybe not morally object to it, but be disgusted, as if the king had had an affair with one of his hunting dogs.
* ''Literature/TheEmigrants'' features a serious version. Arvid the farmhand gets into the bad graces of the farmer's old mother. To dirty Arvid's name, she spreads a rumor that he does unknowable things to one of the cows. This becomes Arvid's motivation to emigrate to America.
* In the ''Literature/ForgottenRealms'' novel ''Elfsong'' by Elaine Cunningham, Danillo Thann has a song mocking the local bandit kingdom that goes:
-->They're far from staid after a raid,\\
The men of Zhentil Keep.\\
They slaughter all the women,\\
As they much prefer the sheep.\\
The Zhents don't eat their ill-got treat,\\
Not one of them's a glutton.\\
So isn't it a wonder,\\
How they always smell of mutton?
* In Apuleius' ''Literature/TheGoldenAss'', the main character (who's been transformed into a donkey) worries about this trope when he's sold to a gang of CampGay crossdressing priests, but nothing bad comes from it. Later in the story, he has sex with a noble matron who actually paid for him, and later is used to inflict a painful death by sex to a vile, adulterous woman, but he's so disgusted by her that he runs away instead.
* In the book ''Literature/GunsGermsAndSteel'', the author recalls a situation where a doctor was stumped as to the illness of his patient. Finally he asked if symptoms had appeared after a sexual experience. The man stammered a bit, but in the end admitted he'd had sex with a sheep while abroad. Unfortunately, the man spoke little English, so all questions and answers [[WomanScorned had to through]] [[UnstoppableRage his wife...]]
* In ''Literature/HarryPotter'', it's mentioned in passing that Dumbledore’s brother Aberforth got in trouble for a “minor scandal” with the Department of Magical Law Enforcement for “using inappropriate charms on a goat.” When an eight-year-old asked in one interview about what kind of charm it was, Rowling was a little shocked.
-->"I think that he was trying to make a goat that was easy to keep clean [laughter], curly horns. That’s a joke that works on a couple of levels. I really like Aberforth and his goats. But you know Aberforth having this strange fondness for goats if you've read book seven, came in really useful to Harry, later on, because a goat, a stag, you know. If you’re a stupid Death Eater, what’s the difference. So, [[ExactWords that is my answer to YOU]]."
* In the second ''Literature/HorusHeresy'' novel, a [[ReligionOfEvil Chaos Undivided]] ritual is described, wherein a preistess has to copulate with a sick pig to attract the favour of Slaanesh (gender-non-conforming deity of hedonism) and Nurgle (god of disease), then the preistess, who had been promised great power from the ritual, is killed and eaten by the other worshippers to attract favor from Tzeench (god of cunning) and Khorne (god of bloodshed).
* In ''Literature/TheHouseOfNight'', [[spoiler:Neferet's consort is the Bull of Darkness]].
* In ''The Journeyer,'' by Gary Jennings, a historical novel about the life and travels of Marco Polo, the slave Nostril first makes his appearance being dragged behind a panicked mare which he had been assigned to groom and to which he had been chained. Nostril's proclivities get more creative as the novel progresses.
* "Klint" by Horst Stern was called in a recension "horse porn" - it's a) one scene b) probably hallucinated (guy is seeing centaurs) and c) for special irony, the author was a reknowned German critical animal filmer who once claimed that love to animals (the un-sexual one) is "social bestiality".
* Played for laughs in ''[[Literature/LambTheGospelAccordingToBiff Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal]]'', when in which the Messiah asks a ship captain about sex ([[ChasteHero as he has been told he won't ever know a woman]]). The captain responds, "Oh, you want to know about [[ClusterFBomb fucking? I've fucked]] women, young boys, sheep, horses, the odd turtle..." Jesus' friend drags him away from the captain, prompting Christ to ask why he can't learn from the captain. The friend can only respond by stuttering, muttering "God, a turtle". ([[ChekhovsGag Throughout the rest of the story, turtle-sex is periodically referenced.]])
** Later in the book, a Hindu man is depicted having sex with a cow, claiming that it is the reincarnation of his wife.
** This is in fact one of the first jokes. As children, Magdalene and Jesus talk to Biff about his job accompanying the local shepherd (as was mentioned in the Bible example). He proudly states he [[ComicallyMissingThePoint kept a vigilant eye out for any abominations while the shepherd went behind the bushes with his favorite sheep]]. His friends have to point out that ''that'' was the abomination he was meant to watch out for.
* In ''Literature/TheLastPictureShow'',the semi-autobiographical novel by Larry McMurtry, in a small Texas town the rural students refuse to join the high-school football team because they all want to rush home and have sex with the cows instead of going to afternoon practice.
* Creator/TedChiang discusses the trope in his short SF "The Lifecycle of Software Objects" - should sex with semiintelligent AIs be alikened to it?
* In "Somebody Else's Magic", one of Creator/MarionZimmerBradley's Literature/{{Lythande}} stories, through the story Lythande constantly hears and sometimes contemplates the insult "You molester of virgin goats!" In the finale when she's confronted by a fellow member of her order who's seen evidence to let him possibly guess she's female (every member of their order has to keep one fact about themselves secret or lose their power), she starts yelling insults at him just to distract him, but when she uses the Virgin Goats one, the reaction on his face makes her immediately realize that that's ''his'' secret.
* ''Literature/TheLongEarth'': The "Beagles" are a canine-like intelligent species from a parallel Earth. When cultural exchange along the Earths lets them discover Terran dogs, they use them as sex toys. (It's an alien culture...)
* In Creator/PhilipJoseFarmer's ''Literature/LordTyger'', when the WildChild protagonist Ras Tyger [[note]]actually raised by a couple of midgets in ape-suits in order to create a kind of real-life Franchise/{{Tarzan}}[[/note]] reaches adolescence he trains a small monkey to "play" with him. The few people who learn about this react pretty much as you'd expect, but he neither understands nor cares.
* Creator/IrvineWelsh's novella 'Lorraine Goes to Livingston' features excerpts [[ShowWithinAShow from a regency romance novel one of the characters is writing]] which features a hero who falls in love with a sheep after losing his wife. The hero's friends eventually have the sheep slaughtered and served to him in order to end the infatuation.
* Hal Yarrow, protagonist of ''Literature/TheLovers'', is accused of this when [[spoiler:his beloved Jeannette is revealed to be a ''[[HumanAlien lalitha]]'', closer to an insect than a human]]. His accuser, [=MacNeff=], is promptly accused of ''planning'' this, as [[spoiler:Hal only found out when he was accused, but [=MacNeff=] knew it and apparently wanted her alive...]]
* Joan Hess's Maggody mysteries contain joking references to this, many of them in regards to how Raz Buchanon dotes upon his pet pedigree sow, Marjorie. Internal monologue by [[spoiler:Robin Buchanon]], just before [[spoiler:her death]], indicates this character had trained the family dog to engage in some highly-questionable behavior.
* ''Literature/MirrorMirror'': The cook laconicly states she had sex with a squid and even shows the suck marks. (It's [[UnreliableNarrator possible]] that the squid wanted her for [[ImAHumanitarian dinner]] and she merely wanted to annoy the priest, though.)
* Creator/CarlHiaasen, ''Native Tongue'', the dolphin scene. (And that's only a blatant example, a list of the more subtle insinuations in all his crime novels would get too long...)
* Played rather seriously in Creator/HonoreDeBalzac's novella ''A Passion in the Desert'' where a man's relationship with a leopard he domesticates is presented in romantic terms.
* In ''Literature/ProtectorOfTheSmall'', lady-knight-in-training Kel and the King's Own have dealings with a herd of centaurs. Some of them went rogue and became bandits, and it's mentioned that the leader of the others is killing the "slaves" — horses — who were mounted by the renegades, believing that being mated with wicked centaurs ruins the horses. It doesn't help that earlier on, that same leader wanted to buy ''Kel'', seeing her as sturdy and possibly able to bear sons of his kind.
* In ''Literature/RedDwarf: Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers'', when Lister reluctantly goes into the android brothel to find Rimmer, he tells the madame he isn't interested in a girl droid. Or a boy droid. Before he can explain further, she says she understands, and the lobby fills up with robot sheep.
* Ferrol Sams' book ''Run With The Horseman'' has the character nicknamed "Moo Cow" for this reason.
* OlderThanPrint: In the [[Literature/TheIcelandicSagas Saga of Halfred the Sigskald]] from the Tenth Century, Halfred has to pay damages to his rival for making a mocking verse about how he "enjoys the herd".
* Creator/JohnDonne's "Satire IV", which skewers gossipy would-be courtly types, references this one:
-->Who wasts in meat, in clothes, in horse, he notes;\\
Who loves Whores, who boyes, and who goats.
* In ''Literature/ShadowOfTheConqueror,'' this is PlayedForLaughs. [[RetiredMonster Daylen]] intentionally invents a rumor at the start of the book that the leaders of a specific foreign country all have sex with goats. This goes on to be a RunningGag.
* Averted in ''Smokescreen'' by Robert Sabbag, where the protagonist is bemused to get a [[TooMuchInformation detailed explanation]] of the need for bestiality while in Columbia. Thanks to the MadonnaWhoreComplex, sex is only available from married women, or prostitutes whom {{Hormone Addled Teenager}}s can't afford. So animals are an accepted substitute (though donkeys are regarded as cleaner than chickens).
* In ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'', [[spoiler:Arya/Jeyne]] is forcibly married to AxCrazy Ramsay Bolton, and while the abuses she suffers are never specified, when she is [[spoiler:rescued]] she says that she'll "do whatever he wants, with him or the dog" before breaking down. There's also hints that Bolton has an unusual attachment to his hunting dogs, who are all female. PlayedForDrama to the extreme (as she can be heard crying throughout the entire castle, constantly). In a more humorous take, while the subtext is clear, the ribald song "The Bear and the Maiden Fair" has subtext implying it's a bear of a ''man'' (i.e. large, lots of coarse hair) who wins said maiden by being good at oral sex, but the text just has him as a plain, if talking, bear. And of course, there's the tale Tormund Giantsbane, Husband to Bears tells of that time he was really drunk...
** Varamyr Sixskins is a skin changer and controls/can enter the mind of three wolves. He has been known to enter the female wolf when its being mounted by the alpha wolf, and the male doing the mounting. Yek.
* In ''Literature/SpellSinger'', as it takes place in a world where humans and anthropomorphic animals live as equals, they see no issue with inter-species relationships. Jon-Tom (who is from our world) is very uncomfortable with this. Flores (who is also from our world) not only does has no culture shock, but she is mentioned to have hooked up with an anthro Rabbit after her character was PutOnABus.
* ''Literature/SplitHeirs'': It's strongly implied that Odo has had sex with his sheep. Gorgarians are also implied to have sex with their mares at times.
* In the ''Literature/StephaniePlum'' book series:
** Stephanie's cousin Vinnie was once "in love" with a duck. Vinnie is the butt of this joke quite often. In one of Stephanie's monologues he's said to sleep with anything: Women, Men, Dogs, Goats...
** There's also a persistent rumor about Joyce's alleged fondness for dogs...
* In ''Literature/{{Tinker}}'', [[spoiler:Chiyo, a Kitsune, is forced by Lord Tomtom to breed with and becomes pregnant by a warg; a sort of pony sized wolf.]]
* Creator/JohnRingo plays with this quite literally in ''[[Literature/PaladinOfShadows Unto the Breach]]'', where one of the village elders essentially comments that [[OnceDoneNeverForgotten it was just one goat...]]
* ''Literature/WetGoddess'' is a story of a (human) college student Zachary Zimmerman falling in love with a bottlenose dolphin Ruby.
* Notably averted in ''Literature/{{Xanth}}.'' The realm's magic makes it possible for nearly any two creatures to produce viable offspring as long as they can make the parts fit — and if they don't fit, you can get an accommodation spell. Most beings tend to be attracted to their own species, but InterspeciesRomance abounds and carries very little stigma. And then there are the [[LovePotion love springs]] — if you drink from one, you immediately fall in love with the next creature of the opposite sex you lay eyes on. When, say, a man and his mare drink from the same spring, the result is a centaur.
* From ''The Xenophobe's Guide to the Welsh'', a joke apparently told by the Welsh themselves:
-->"Have you heard? Old Jones the farmer has been found interfering with a sheep!"\\
"Good heavens! Ewe or ram?"\\
"Ewe... there's nothing funny about Jones."
** In a variant, the response to the first line is "Ewwww...." and the answer to that is "Of course... there's [&c]."

[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* ''Series/AllyMcBeal'': Richard uses this potential scenario to argue before the judge that the Supreme Court's ruling that the President - and by default a Congressman like his client - could be sued while in office was a bad ruling:
-->Don't tell me I can't cripple a Congressman's ability to do his work! With today's media? It's not like they go out and check the facts! I could say something about you having sex with a goat - totally untrue, so what! All I gotta do is say it, Newsweek will print it and boom, your whole docket becomes spin control!
* ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'' gives us the following exchange:
-->'''Raj:''' I'm telling you dude, the only way to make you feel better about Penny going out with other guys, is for you to get back on the whores.\\
'''Howard:''' ... "horse".\\
'''Raj:''' What?\\
'''Howard:''' The phrase is "get back on the horse"... not "whores".\\
'''Raj:''' That's disgusting, dude!
* In the final episode of ''Series/{{Blackadder}} II'', the German Prince [[Creator/HughLaurie Ludwig]] reveals that the sheep [[Creator/StephenFry Melchett]] had... relations with, was actually him in brilliant disguise.
-->'''Closing Chorus:''' Lord Melchett! Lord Melchett! / Intelligent and deep! / Lord Melchett! Lord Melchett! / A shame about the sheep!
** Subverted later in the episode, when he's revealing how he knows Queen Elizabeth. It really looks like he's going to reveal that he was her horse and she had sex with him, but then it turns out that he was the German stable lad, and she didn't sleep with him. Her relationship with the horse appears purely platonic.
** In the premier episode of series one, this is averted and invoked with Edmund who is secretly (and unknowingly) nursing Henry Tudor back to health in his room, hoping for a reward. His mother comes in, and when Edmund implies that there is someone in his bed, the Queen asks if it is a sheep. He denies this. Later on, to keep her from checking the bed he makes bleating noises. Her response: "Oh, Edmund. It's the lying I find so hurtful."
** In the first series finale ''Recap/BlackadderS1E6TheBlackSeal'' one of the evilest men in the land who turn up is a DepravedDwarf named Jack Large whose notoriety precedes him as the unspeakably violent,''bull-buggering'', priest-killing Jack of no fixed abode. This diminutive bull-fighter seems to like big challenges which makes his reputation seem somewhat well-earned and brings a hundred surreal and better left unsaid images to the mind.
* In [[Recap/BlackMirrorTheNationalAnthem the first episode of]] the anthology series ''Series/BlackMirror'', the Prime Minister is faced with a dilemma. The royal princess is kidnapped. The kidnapper's demand is that the Prime Minister [[{{Squick}} have sex with a pig]] on live television or else the princess dies. It's a bit of {{black comedy}} when you first hear the concept, but it's [[PlayedForDrama NOT played for laughs.]] (and that was ''[[HilariousInHindsight before]]'' the reveal of [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piggate an unproven anedocte involving a Prime Minister and a dead pig]], to [[https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/shortcuts/2015/sep/21/pigs-prime-minister-black-mirror-ashcroft-allegation-charlie-brooker the writer's amusement]])
* ''Series/BostonLegal'':
** Denny was shown repeatedly to have a thing for sheep. Also, there was that thing with that camel that one time in the military... The camel, apparently, had no complaints.
** In another episode, a client has an affair with Wendy... his cow. Which at one point leads Schmidt to say, "But you screw one cow..."
* On ''Series/BoyMeetsWorld'' there is a FlashForward to a potential future in which the whole gang had broken up and in this future [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Eric]] became an insane [[TheHermit hermit]] living in the woods who married a moose. Hopefully it was a platonic marriage...
* ''Series/TheBoys2019'': Given The Deep can speak to sea creatures (like dolphins) he's the [[ButtMonkey butt of cruel jokes]] by Homelander and A-Train who both say he has sex with them, but judging by his side of the conversation he has with a dolphin he attempts to rescue, there may be a grain of truth to the jokes. They're eventually proven right in Season 3 after Starlight walks in on him having sex with an octopus.
** [[https://youtu.be/5ArMBTHZDnk?t=205 Interviewed by]] ''Inside the Boys'', showrunner Eric Kripke revealed Amazon was bothered by this implication of a dolphin wanting to be masturbated... and then host Aisha Tyler mentions that dolphin ejaculation is downright lethal, horrifying everyone and leading to the amusing disclaimer "Do not try dolphin sex at home. It's not only dangerous, we're pretty sure it's illegal".
* ''Series/TheDailyShow'' started its [[http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-august-3-2009/thank-you--south-carolina- "Thank You South Carolina" segment]] after a man from there received press attention for having sex with a horse after having already pled guilty to having had sex with the same horse. And they happened to discover this on the heels of the Sanford scandal.
** ''Series/TheColbertReport'' [[http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/343094/august-02-2010/alpha-dog-of-the-week---david-h--brooks covered]] the case of the absurd ConspicuousConsumption of [[CorruptCorporateExecutive military contractor David Brooks]] and managed to imply he's been raping his horses (because his reaction to the problem of a staffer testifying against him was to go to his racehorse veterinarian and ask for a "memory-erasing pill").
* One episode of ''Series/FamilyFeud'' had the question "Name something a lazy man might teach his dog to turn on." One of the answers was "his girlfriend", presumably for shock value.
* ''Series/FatherTed'': "No, No, Dougal, we must keep away from the idea that we're in love with the horse. It's more that we're friends with the horse."
* In the ''Series/{{Friends}}'' episode "The One With The Memorial Service", Chandler (falsely) posts on Ross's college alumni website that Ross created a dinosaur in his lab and has sex with it. To add hilarity, Ross almost seems more offended at the anatomical impossibility of this than the implication that he's a sexual deviant.
* ''Series/GameOfThrones'':
** The in-universe bawdy song "The Bear and the Maiden Fair" can be taken this way, though the subtext is clear that it's a bear of a ''man'' (i.e. large and hairy) who wins said maiden.
** When Jon tells Ygritte about the Night's Watch VowOfCelibacy, she asks after various potential loopholes, one being if they do it with sheep instead.
** Tormund attempts to lighten the mood before battle by playing TheMunchausen and regaling the others with the time he fucked a bear. In the novels, Tormund counts "Husband to Bears" among his many humorous titles.
** Implied with Myranda; the reason she wasn't afraid of Ramsay the first time they met was that he couldn't do anything that the dogs didn't.
* On ''Series/TheGoldenGirls'', Uncle Nunzio and his pet goat are repeatedly mentioned.
* In one episode ([=s26e03=]) of ''Series/HaveIGotNewsForYou'' Paul tells [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJVzH_iduHc this]] story of a badger.
* A characteristically bizarre subversion on ''Series/{{House}}'': a teenage boy came to the clinic asking for drugs to kill his sex drive, claiming it was because he was very attracted to cows and didn't know how much longer he could hold out. Turned out it was actually his hot stepmother he was attracted to. And he didn't want to admit that. So he pretended he was into cows. Okay.
** Also, one time, House was talking with Thirteen and another female doctor in his office, while on his computer. The female doctor looks at the computer screen (which cannot be seen) and gets a noticeably squicked out expression. House asks her, "do you have a problem with the naked female form?" Thirteen then says "I just don't think she's used to seeing it spooning with the naked ''dolphin'' form." This being House, it was most likely a ploy to get them to go away faster. Probably.
** In another episode, a clinic patient has a skin condition normally found in horses and related quadrupeds. When she says she's an actress, House jumps to certain conclusions about her "art." [[spoiler:In fact, she is playing the Virgin Mary in a live-action Christmas pageant, in which she [[ImaginedInnuendo rides a donkey]].]]
* In the ''Series/InsideAmySchumer'' skit [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRFyZgxBjsc "Stripper for Dogs"]], Amy and another stripper show up for a bachelor party that, it turns out, a guy is throwing for his dogs. While Amy entertains the revelers downstairs, the other one goes upstairs with the groom for his "last night as a free man." [[WomanScorned It doesn't end well.]]
* In ''[[Series/TheJerrySpringerShow Jerry Springer]]'' (where else?) there is the ''shocking'' case of a man who [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imtpJEUVlNA married his horse]].
* ''Series/KrodMandoonAndTheFlamingSwordOFFire'': One of the prisoners whom Kröd frees is there for raping a horse, who's named [[PunnyName Horst Draper]]. It's {{played for laughs}}.
* Due to {{Moral Guardian|s}} standards and limited dialogue potential, this is one of the few sex crimes that has never been featured on ''Series/LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit''. It has, however, been referenced in dialogue between sex-crimes investigators. "His father caught him alone with his new bride, Missy. Missy's a German shepherd."
* On ''Series/TheLeagueOfGentlemen'' the Tattsyrup family are said to have a bit of pig in their ancestry (which turns up in their noses), and Hilary Briss is married to a cow. The extent of their relationship is unclear.
** A Local Book For Local People makes it [[FromBadToWorse somewhat clearer]].
* ''Series/{{Letterkenny}}'' has a running gag about two residents of the town, Boots and the Ginger, allegedly fucking an ostrich. This continues to devolve into discussions about how only the Ginger did it and how you need at least two people to fuck an ostrich -- possibly three.
** Wayne and Katy later get into a [[https://youtu.be/7puRh_ZPwW8 "hick-off"]] regarding which second-cousin - Daryl's or Dan's - has the bigger hick house. Katy eventually wins by mentioning having seen a gloryhole [[spoiler: on the side of the ''goat pen'']].
* Referenced in ''{{Series/Lexx}}'': "It's all here. You have babes, boys, beasts, thinner, fatter, hunks, chunks, monks, twins dipped in batter, the wiggle, the jiggle, the oo-la-la, people to spank you, and sheep to go baa" - Schlemmi, Luvliner
* In ''Series/{{Life On Mars|2006}}'', Chris and Ray make sheep noises at a prisoner ("Dicky Fingers") they're picking up for transport. When Sam asks why, Chris refers to this trope. Later, as they're driving, Chris points out a lamb; Dicky responds, "[[EvenEvilHasStandards What d'you think I am, a nonce?]]" ("Nonce" being UK slang for child molester.)
* ''Series/TheMagicians2016'': {{Discussed}} by Margo and some talking animals in Fillory. It turns out they want the right to have sex with and marry humans. Her approval leads them to support her as the [[SheIsTheKing High King]].
* ''Series/{{Manswers}}'' has taken this trope to its extreme, by investigating which animal's genitalia bear the closest resemblance to those of a human woman. Sheep were, of course, among the candidates researched. (Their conclusion? If you're kinky enough to care, it's [[spoiler:the dugong. At least, it could explain the MermaidProblem.]])
* In one episode of ''Series/{{MASH}}'' [[TheVicar Mulcahy]] keeps trying to describe ''Film/TheYearling'' (a film that was going to be shown) 'about a tender relationship between a boy and a young deer', and each time, the character ([[HypercompetentSidekick Radar]], [[AFatherToHisMen Potter]], etc.) would respond with a "Oh yeah, like my (relative), except it was with a (mule, horse)" with an implication that their relative had a more intimate fondness with their chosen animal.
* In the first season of ''Series/TheMightyBoosh'' many "intimate liaisons" with the zoo animals were implied. Howard warns Vince in one episode, not to get too close to any of the animals in the zoo bringing up the example of a (literal) fox in a nearby cage. which apparently was a "Mistake" according to Howard. Apparently in the Mighty Boosh world bestiality is a scandal more like a professor sleeping with a graduate student than how it's viewed in real life...
** This is probably because animals in the Boosh-verse are sapient. Most of them can talk, and are of comparable intelligence to the human characters. Not only are they capable of consenting to sex with humans, more than often they are the ones who ''instigate'' it (who can forget the scene where Vince gets raped by that panda?).
* Gonzo of ''Series/TheMuppetShow'' has an on-again, off-again relationship with both anthropomorphic Muppet hen as well as real cows and hens.
* Corky from ''Series/MurphyBrown'' was first runner up at the Miss America contest, but got the crown when the winner was forced to resign. Why?
-->'''Corky:''' She told everyone she loved animals, but who would have thought to take her literally?
* ''Series/OrangeIsTheNewBlack'': While feeding Little Boo some peanut butter, Big Boo gets the idea to have the dog lick it off more...intimate areas offscreen. Either she had a moment of MyGodWhatHaveIDone, or Little Boo was taken away from her. All she says about it is "It got weird."
* In ''Series/PhoenixNights'', there is strong innuendo that Keith Lard (a fire safety officer from Bolton) is into bestiality. He is led away by police, only to be released when an Alsatian fails to testify. In real life, Channel 4 had to apologize to Keith La'''i'''rd (a fire safety officer from Bolton) who claimed that his reputation was damaged by this show.
* One episode of ''Series/{{QI}}'' has Stephen Fry ask, "What is the difference between a Carlisle Surprise, a Reverse Canterbury Delight, and a sheep tied to a lamppost in Cardiff?" Welsh comedian Rob Brydon attacks Stephen for "institutionalized racism that is accepted when it's addressed at the Welsh," answers the last bit by saying you call a sheep tied to a lamppost in Cardiff "a leisure centre," then castigates the other panelists and the audience for laughing.[[note]]The answer, by the way, is that Carlisle Surprise and Reverse Canterbury Delight are bellringing methods.[[/note]]
** There's also a bit in another episode where Stephen Fry says the "You can get a lot from goats. You can get cheese, you can get wool you can get sex-"
** And let's not forget Stephen's reaction to the pictures illustrating the question "How can a horse catch an eel?"; "That's a rather attractive horse." (Both Rich Hall and Sean Locke immediately retort that they'd rather have the eel.) Stephen's affections for the horse [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4KOw38XVSw lasted throughout the episode.]]
** During a question about Korean proverbs, Canadian comedian Katherine Ryan compared one of the idioms to the Canadian expression "shagging the dog" (a vulgar expression meaning "doing nothing" or "passing the time any which way while bored"). Made even funnier by the ensuing discussion in which nobody actually bothered to clarify [[SeparatedByACommonLanguage what "shagging" means in British English]].
--->'''Stephen:''' '''NOT IN ''THIS'' COUNTRY, MADAM!!''' In ''this'' country when we shag a dog we know what we're doing, and it's pretty hard work, let me tell you.
* Played for tease on a promo poster for German trash TV ''eality Queens on Safari''. It showed a lady in a very short zebra-striped suit. And three zebras evidently approving.
* ''Series/RedDwarf'':
** Lister complains that he's personally broken four of the five holy commandments he supposedly passed down to the Cat people; "I'd've broken the fifth, but there's no sheep on board."
** Referenced in this exchange from ''Psirens'':
-->'''Pete Tranter's Sister''': How long has it been since you last made love to a woman?
-->'''Lister''': I admit it's been a while...
-->'''PTS''': It's been over three million years, Dave.
-->'''Lister''': I prefer to count it in Ice Ages, then it's only four. And if you count it in ''leap'' Ice Ages, hardly even one.
-->'''PTS''': That's a long time, Dave, for a man of your drives.
-->'''Lister''': That's a long time for an Albanian shepherd who's allergic to wool. [[note]]Incidentally, the original script specified a ''Welsh'' shepherd. Presumably, it occurred to someone that Welsh fans of the show might just be a little upset by this.[[/note]]
* Subverted with the usual sense of taste in an episode of ''Series/TheSarahSilvermanProgram''. Sarah is arrested for bestiality when she's caught licking her dog's asshole... which she only does because [[{{Squick}} apparently, it tastes delicious]].
* Probably innumerable examples on ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'', but several that stand out include
** A census worker interviewing an addled Creator/ChristopherWalken, who reveals that his wife is a bobcat.
** A spoof of daytime talk shows that send unruly teens to boot camps, in which Creator/ChristinaRicci plays a girl whose mother catches her playing with the family dog, and is afraid that she will give birth to "biracial dog babies".
** On one show, Woody Harrelson heads a trio of lonesome singing cowboys - one lyric being "And the horse starts to look good by the campfire..."
** In one skit of Celebrity Jeopardy, for his answer/wager in Final Jeopardy, Sean Connery draws a picture of Alex Trebek having sex with a horse - of course, we only see the top half of the photo.
** One skit combines this with the MermaidProblem in a spoof of The Little Mermaid. After the sailor is saved from drowning, he meets the mermaid, and falls in love with her...until he realizes that not only is her anatomy different, but that she tends to go wild with all sorts of sea creatures. [[spoiler:She also reveals that the only reason she exists was because her father, who was an ordinary human got drunk one night, broke into an aquarium, and had sex with a halibut. And he in turn reveals that he's had sex with "a LOT of stuff".]]
--->'''Mermaid:''' ''[singing]'' I love all creatures equally, wherever they reside.\\
'''Sailor:''' That's lovely!\\
'''Mermaid:''' ''[singing]'' I get it on with tuna, I've gone down on a shark! I've got films of me with a manatee-\\
'''Sailor:''' ''[grossed out]'' Alright, alright! That's enough! That's enough!\\
'''Mermaid:''' What's wrong?\\
'''Sailor:''' You have sex with fish?!\\
'''Mermaid:''' Fish, shrimp, turtles... I'll pretty much bend over for anything with fins.
* Mick 'The Bull' Daly in ''Series/TheSavageEye'':
-->'''Mick 'The Bull' Daly:''' You can kill and eat animals - that's no problem, like. That's fine, you kill them and eat them. But once you start riding them, then society's like 'Oh no, you can't ride them.' But you can kill them and eat them, like. But if the animal had a choice, huh?\\
''[EvilLaugh]''
* In ''Series/{{Scream Queens|2015}}'', bestiality is apparently among the atrocities that have been committed by Kappa Kappa Tau under Chanel Oberlin's reign, according to Dean Munsch. [[NoodleIncident Chanel swears that that goat had had too much to drink and it was entirely his fault.]]
* Referenced in ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'':
-->'''Dr. Cox:''' Don'cha see, Barbie, I would rather listen to you go on and on about the joys of dolphin sex.\\
'''Elliot:''' Dolphin ''trainer'' sex. My boyfriend is a dolphin trainer.\\
'''Dr. Cox:''' Here that's a shame, because the whole dolphin thing used to make you ''so'' interesting.
** Another reference with that dolphin trainer:
--->'''Sean:''' Why are things so much easier with dolphins?\\
'''Elliot:''' Probably because you're not trying to date the dolphin.\\
'''Sean:''' Oh, God, no. Not after that big talk they gave us.
** Then there's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCajdMkoR4Y this scene]] with that same trainer.
** And again with JD when there's a rumor about JD being into bestiality because he practiced kissing on Rowdy (JD and Turk's dead stuffed dog). Later when they have two dead stuffed dogs (Rowdy and Stephen) JD is able to tell them apart...by feeling their groins. He refuses to explain why.
* This is one of the few kinks ''Series/SexAndTheCity'' never tackled--Charlotte was supposed to walk in on her boyfriend receiving fellatio from his dog (her subplot for the episode was that she didn't like giving them) and dump him in horror and disgust, but TPTB realized that viewers would have the same reaction and stop watching.
* In the ''Series/SirensUS'' episode "Rachel [=McAdams=] Topless", Hank, Johnny and Brian, having agreed to erase a patient's browser history before calling his family, snoop through said history and find a video of a woman and a horse performing an unspecified act. They spend the rest of the episode trying to [[BrainBleach get rid of the mental image]].
* In ''Series/SonsOfAnarchy'' after Tig spills his bike during a charity run and requires medical attention he's picked-up at the hospital by bounty-hunters over an outstanding warrant in Oregon. The charge? ...indecent exposure in a livestock transport.
* In ''Series/StrangersWithCandy'', Jerri Blank [[NoodleIncident never quite got to explain what it was she did with the donkey in Tijuana]], but... it's Jerri. This trope was definitely involved.
* ''Series/{{Taboo}}'': James is frequently compared to an animal and called a savage. When Zilpha starts to have very vivid erotic dreams about her brother, he claims that he is using his mixture of American and African native magic to reach out for her. Zilpha asks if he is doing this in the form of an animal because she heard the same from a priest who visited an African mission, which James confirms.
* Mentioned in ''Series/TheThickOfIt'' when Malcolm gives Olly a bollocking for questioning one of his more unscrupulous schemes: "Don't start with the moral objections, you fuckin' Series/BluePeter badge-wearing ponce! Go and make a contribution to fuckin' Amnesty International! Go and buy a goat that a whole village can [[LastSecondWordSwap fuck]]!"
** Later on, Phil compares Olly to "the man who fucked the monkey that gave us AIDS", in the sense that he has created a runaway problem and is now moaning about its scale.
* In the ''Series/{{Torchwood}}'' episode "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang", Captain John Hart expresses an attraction to poodles.
-->'''Gwen:''' Do you ever stop?\\
'''John:''' What, five minutes to live and you want me to behave? Oh, that's gorgeous...\\
'''Gwen:''' That's a poodle!\\
'''John:''' ''[growling]'' S'nice!
* In ''Series/TrailerParkBoys'', Ricky randomly tries to make a joke about this to Julian, completely unrelated to what they were doing at the time.
* Owen, on ''Series/TheVicarOfDibley'', is initially implied to do this. When Radio Dibley ran a ''Moral Maze'' style programme on the topic "Is Sex With Poodles ''Always'' Wrong?", he was the one speaking in favour. By the end of the series, they'd done away with all pretense and flatout stated he was regularly having sex with animals, calling a sheep his girlfriend in one episode. Jim was also stated to be at least attracted to sheep. Luckily, by that point RefugeInAudacity had become a staple for pretty much every character who wasn't Geraldine or David.
* The performers on ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway'' tend to [[RunningGag default to sheep]] if they ever bring up this trope.
** Colin's apparently random bestiality cracks are a RunningGag of sorts. ([[http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tMwHxLuqwpQ This]] clip is a shining example.)
** Ryan manages to outdo him [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij-rnUMh8as#t=1m18s by pure accident]]...
--->'''Ryan:''' ''[playing Tarzan]'' Before you come, [[ImaginedInnuendo Tarzan only have animals]]...\\
''[audience groans loudly as Ryan tries to continue, [[ThatCameOutWrong cracking him up]]]''\\
'''Ryan:''' I mean as friends!
** The UK series wasn't above this (as the mention of Welsh in the foreword indicates), and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK1rMmoANI merely picking "sheep" for a suggestion made the jokes unavoidable]].
--->'''Jim Sweeney:''' ''[translating Josie's [[AsLongAsItSoundsForeign faux-Albanian]]]'' I like to stroke the big ones... Some of those sheep play really hard-to-get... ''[catches Josie in an [[NotWhatItLooksLike unfortunate gesture]]]'' ...I think that speaks for itself.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jz-NTAsDyQ "I'll give you one point for every time the sheep sound excited me..."]] [[note]]Which might actually be a case of HoYay instead, given that Ryan was making said sound...[[/note]]
** In one game of ''Let's Make a Date'' Colin was given the character of a man who "gets turned on by danger" and Ryan was a "ravenous" boa contrictor. It was played erotically almost from the start.
* ''Series/TheWire''
** [[ButtMonkey Ziggy Sobotka]] buys a duck and brings it into the stevedores' bar with him. When one of his co-workers calls him sick because of this, Ziggy retorts he's hardly the first guy in South Baltimore to seek the affections of a farm animal.
** Jay Landsman is at one point seen telling the final part of [[http://www.homebuilt.org/cmdrdata/jokes/06/0253.html a raunchy joke]] about a hunter raped by a bear. Jay is funny by default, but there's the silent but appalled reaction to the joke of the woman among his audience. She withdraws, clearly thinking that Jay is an asshole.

[[folder:Music]]
* "So What?" by Anti-Nowhere League (popularized by Music/{{Metallica}}'s cover of it), includes, [[BawdySong among other obscenities]] "And I've fucked a sheep, I've fucked a goat, I rammed my cock right down his throat!"
* The Ivor Biggun song "Halfway Up Virginia" details the sexual exploits of a stereotypical hillbilly. The singer gleefully admits to having sex with 49 sheep, a mule, a golden retriever, a skunk, a woodchuck, an unspecified number of polecats, an unspecified number of raccoons, a hound dog, a groundhog, an opossum and pretty much anything that [[strike:moves]] doesn't run away fast enough. He then makes the following statement:
-->"And every last one is female,\\
'Cos there ain't nothing strange about me!"
* Music/{{Blink 182}} has the song [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvyl82t9IuY I Wanna Fuck A Dog In The Ass]]. On the ''Mark, Tom, and Travis Show'', the banter between songs includes Tom claiming that he will get sexier as the show goes on due to the heat in the arena and the exertion of performing a concert. Mark speculates that Tom will aso get fatter and fatter, "Because dog semen is very high in calories." "Yeah, don't eat dog semen, kids; [[ComicallyMissingThePoint we hear it's the number one cause of bad breath]]."
* "Baby Ice Dog" by Music/BlueOysterCult, in which it is implied that the narrator not only slept with, but also [[CrossesTheLineTwice pimped out his husky.]]
* From John Butler's "Hand of the Almighty"
** - Now Ray was full aware/that some sheep were over there/and he knew them in the biblical sense!"
* This is referenced as the fate of one of the Old India Hands mentioned in the Creator/NoelCoward song "I Wonder What Happened To Him":
-->He got chucked out of the club in Bombay,\\
for, apart from his mess bills exceeding his pay,\\
he took to... [[DoubleEntendre "pig-sticking"]] [[note]] usually refers to hunting wild boar with lances from horseback; a popular pastime among both Indian and British nobles and officers[[/note]]... in ''quite'' the wrong way.\\
I wonder what happened to him?
* In Data's "Don't Sing" video, we see a guy get a beej by a woman clad in a giant fur coat [[AutoErotica while driving]], which leads to him crashing his car, all while being intercut between shots of many screwed-up things. At the very end, it's revealed that [[spoiler:the woman was really a dog.]]
* The Spaniard song [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSjUR5IEBKM "La Cabra"]] (translated as "The Goat") from the gag band ''Los Farlopez'' is ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin [[spoiler:until ''they kill her'' after having too much sex with her.]]
* The infamous BawdySong, "The Good Ship Venus" has a verse about the ship's dog, Rover. You can pretty much guess what the pirate narrators do to the hound in question.
* Music/{{GWAR}}'s "Fuckin' an Animal" fits this in as strict a sense as possible. Their song "Sexecutioner" does so a little bit more subtly.
* The many strange habits of Harald, in the Swedish song ''Haralds konstiga vanor'', apparently include getting a little too friendly with sheep.
* The Music/JadWio song "Ophélie" is about a 'prohibited' kind of very private show where a woman has sex with a horse.
* Music/TomLehrer:
** From the introduction to his song "[[SouthOfTheBorder In Old Mexico]]" on the album ''Music/AnEveningWastedWithTomLehrer'': "His educational career began, interestingly enough, in agricultural school, where he majored in animal husbandry, until they... caught him at it one day..."
** And the classic line from "I Got It From Agnes": "She then gave it to Daniel/Whose spaniel has it now"
* The Brazilian song "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOXpi1_mejQ Mundo Animal]]", by VulgarHumor experts Mamonas Assassinas, opens with what could be translated as:
-->Eating[[note]]slang for intercourse[[/note]] armadillo is good\\
Too bad it hurts your back\\
That animal's too short\\
That's why I prefer goats
** Another song, "Vira Vira" (spoof of a [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vira_(dance) Portuguese dance]]), revolves around a Portuguese man being unable to go to an orgy, sending his wife instead and her suffering in it; so in retaliation, she asks him to have sex with a goat. Once a Brazilian man [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBUq5OZBvf8#t=195s showed said song (translated and all) to some foreign girls]], the goat part downright horrified them.
* "The Lonely Shepherd" by Music/PigWithTheFaceOfABoy is about a shepherd who slept with another shepherd's wife, and then starts to feel a bit lonely...
* The popular Ren Fair song [[IntercourseWithYou Roll Your Leg Over]] features the lyric:
-->"Some people wonder why Scotsmen like sheep/ 'Tis only because [[GagPenis we need something that deep]]."
* Music/BobRivers' "Dirty Deeds (Done with Sheep)" (a parody of an Music/{{ACDC}} song). That is all.
-->''My friend Larry has a little lamb / Her fleece is white as snow. He keeps braggin 'bout her night and day / Someone should tell him "[[NoJustNoReaction No]]"''
* Music/TheTigerLillies' "Farmyard Filth" is an album full of these.
* Many of Music/WesleyWillis' songs deal with bestiality ("Suck a Cheetah's Dick", "Drink a Camel's Cum"). A schizophrenic, Willis believed that demons were tormenting him, and that the songs would disgust the demons enough to leave him alone.
* Music/WeirdAlYankovic. [[Music/StraightOuttaLynwood "Virus Alert"]]. One of the dreaded features of the virus is that it will "make you physically attracted to sheep". Maybe not as bad as causing a major rift in time and space, but still...
** The bickering couple in [[Music/RunningWithScissors "Jerry Springer"]] have cheated on each other with (among others) her dog Woofie and his pet goat.
--->"That goat doesn't love you!"
** In [[Music/{{Alapalooza}} "Talk Soup"]], one of the secrets the singer wishes to share on national television is that he has a thing for poodles and rubber underwear.
* Related: Music/CharlotteChurch had her first album recalled so that they could alter the cover. Why? She was standing in a field with sheep. Nobody wanted the obvious jokes made, especially since she was thirteen at the time.
* The ''Da Vinci's Notebook'' song "Internet Porn" alludes to this in one of the examples given of [[TheInternetIsForPorn the various kinds of smutty content that can be found online]].
-->''Girl on girl on girl on girl on girl on guy on sheep.''
* ''Music/EmersonLakeAndPalmer'': In "Karn Evil 9: 1st Impression, Part 2", one of the many bizarre acts in "the show that never ends" is "a sight to make you drool" involving "seven virgins and a mule".

[[folder:Mythology and Religion]]
* In the law books of ''Literature/TheBible'', especially the Literature/BookOfExodus, anyone (male or female) who has sex with an animal is to be executed. The animal is also considered DefiledForever, and must be slaughtered. The Old Testament forbids shepherds from going out alone (making them leave in pairs) specifically to prevent this "abomination," and Exodus has a bit about those who lie down with beasts. In the apocrypha of the Torah based on the story of Noah, meanwhile, bestiality was apparently so commonplace in antediluvian Earth that Noah's attempt to send out a raven to check whether the flood was over got derailed when the raven accused him of trying to steal its mate in its absence ([[HypocriticalHumour before flying off and having sex with an eagle]]).
* In mainstream [[UsefulNotes/{{Judaism}} Judeo]]-[[UsefulNotes/{{Christianity}} Christian]] Tradition, Beastiality is considered a serious sin punishable by [[DraggedOffToHell eternal damnation]]. This goes back to Exodus 22:19, which states "Whoever lies [has sex] with an animal shall surely be put to death." Deuteronomy and Leviticus repeated this rule.
* In UsefulNotes/{{Islam}}, Beastiality is also a serious sin. There is a Hadith by Ibn ‘Abbaas in which the Prophet Muhammad tells his followers "If you find that someone has had intercourse with an animal, kill him and kill the animal too."
* It's thought that Witches in their Sabbath had sex with demons in the form of animals, including {{Satan}} as a black goat.
* The ''märkäkorva Lappalainen'' (wet-behind-the-ears Lapp) in Literature/TheKalevala, who has humped, [[ParentalIncest not only his mother]] and [[BrotherSisterIncest his sister]], but also all the mares in his household.
* Myth/NorseMythology: Loki ReallyGetsAround. He is the mother (yes, mother) of Odin's eight-legged horse Sleipnir. (That was his way of distracting the workhorse of the Jötun who built Asgard, to cheat him out of his payment.)
* Myth/ClassicalMythology: The Minotaur was born when Poseidon punished King Minos by making his wife fall in love with the bull Minos had been supposed to sacrifice to the gods but hadn't.
* Subverted with Myth/ChineseMythology and popular folklore, where interspecies pairings are common and considered BENEFICIAL in terms of the resulting offspring, who is often physically perfect/beautiful, highly intelligent, a prodigy, or inherited magical abilities from parents. Many protagonists are actually ANIMAL SPIRITS and the stories revolve around their interspecies romance with mostly humans.
** For example, Madam White Snake is the title and main character of her story, and the audience is meant to be sympathetic to her when she is betrayed by her human husband.
** An entire origin myth of several ethnic groups living in the central-eastern region of China revolves around their dog ancestor Pan Hu, the Dog King. When a king requested help in defeating his rival, his pet dog kills and retrieves the head of said rival. The reward was his daughter's hand, and the king had no choice but to fulfill that promise. After taking her into the mountains, Pan Hu meditates to attain human form (in several stories, the princess interrupts the process and he is left with a dog's head). They produce many children between them, who become the ancestors of various tribes that live in that mountain and hold Pan Hu as their common forebear. These ethnic groups have travelled and brought their culture overseas to places like Canada, and hold many proud festivals celebrating and proclaiming their connection with Pan Hu the Dog King.
** Though whether this is a full subversion is up for debate, as these animal spirits are noted to have attained sapience and human form via meditation, effectively surpassing their original 'base beast' form and placing them spiritually and intellectually on par with normal humans. However, the stories always remind people that they are in fact, '''still animals''', and that their 'humanity' is still in some ways, a mimicry. They are however, not stigmatized for what they are or for pursuing relationships with humans, but are respected for their ability to reach this stage in enlightenment and the magical powers they attained while doing so.
* Also subverted by Myth/JapaneseMythology and popular folklore (as well as popular culture, as Japanese porn is notorious for eroticizing women having sex with animals, especially those with tentacles, e.g. the infamous classic painting, The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife, where a woman has sex with an octopus) , as the national traditional religion Shinto is similarly animist, where literally ''everything'' has a spirit, which becomes sentient with age. This is best seen in the case of stories involving the ''Kitsune'' who are foxes who magically shapeshift between human and animal forms, where the females are almost always idealized as the perfect wives (though the love stories usually have bittersweet tragic ends, as is customary in Japanese traditional romances). In fact, the word ''Kit-su-ne'' literally means ''Come sleep with me''.
** However, its also played straight on occasion. Perhaps one of the most infamous examples is "The Eight Canine Heroes Of House Satomi", a series of paintings illustrating a Japanese folk tale of a dog who marries his owner's daughter after fulfilling a task, who proceeds to birth him eight prodigious sons... and kill herself in shame because of this. Said paintings [[{{Squick}} depict said daughter being graphically ravaged by the dog]].
* Played straight with Myth/KoreanMythology and popular folklore, where the Korean version of the Kitsune, the female-only Gumiho is villified as almost always a maliciously man-eating monster.
* Hinduistic Mythology: Consider for example the classic Indian story "The Adventures of the Ten Princes" which contains a LongList of the carnal misbehaviors of gods and sages, including the sun god making out with a mare, the wind god with a monkey and sage Atri with a gazelle (and we're not talking about [[WesternAnimation/{{Zootopia}} Gazelle]]). See also the Other Wiki on this trope for "The Nayika as the lovers of all creatures" (all meaning [[AnatomicallyImpossibleSex ''all'']]), which is somewhat justified as she here symbolizes a cosmic principle of love and fertility.

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* Jackson somehow ends up defending bestiality in a ''Podcast/PlumbingTheDeathStar'' episode about fictional doctors. Specifically, he casually mentions there's nothing wrong with a man having sex with a swan so long as [[ForcedTransformation the swan was originally a person]]. His co-hosts, Zammit and Duscher, are too stunned to respond with a complete sentence before resorting to just asking for some type of justification. Jackson reasons that as long as its consensual, it's fine, but Zammit ends the discussion by asking the audience to applaud if they agree with Jackson. The silence is deafening... until two people applaud and cause the everyone around them to stare at them in disgust.
-->'''Jackson:''' Are you telling me if I mind jumped into a swan and then made sweet love to someone, that wouldn't be okay?\\
'''Zammit:''' ''[nods head]'' That's not okay.\\
'''Duscher:''' That's textbook not okay, that's like '''rule one!'''

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* In October 1999, The Godfather tried to offer his hoes to Mideon before a match. Mideon stated "I don't do hoes, but do you have any farm animals?" Note that Mideon's former gimmick is that of Phineas I. Godwinn, a pig farmer.
** Then there was the following month on Thanksgiving when he allegedly [[{{Squick}} had intercourse with a turkey]]...
* During a match pitting Alex Shelley and [[Wrestling/HunterJohnston Delirious]] against Wrestling/RoderickStrong and Jack Evans of Generation Next at Wrestling/RingOfHonor's Fifth Year Festival, Wrestling/CMPunk advised against {{spit|efulspit}}ting on people as Strong and Evans had, explaining it was the first step to creating diseases and sleeping with Chimpanzees.
* On a 2010 episode of Wrestling/{{TNA}} [=iMPACT!=], Wrestling/RicFlair made one of his infamous rambling promos, wherein he claimed to have had sex with Zenyatta. A race horse.
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* In an episode of ''Radio/JustAMinute'' recorded in Cardiff, one of the panelists was challenged for "deviating from the subject" because he was talking about sheep. He quickly responded "But sheep aren't considered a deviation in Wales."
* In the Corby episode of ''Mark Steel's in Town'', he asks why their stereotype of rival town Kettering includes sex with sheep. He's quickly informed by the audience that's because it actually happened once.
-->'''Mark:''' Oh, that's what you don't want in your town, isn't it? That's the jokes for the next thousand years: They all do it, all the time.
* ''Radio/OpieAndAnthony'' broadcast a clip of a German porno featuring a man... um... "skewering" a chicken. And it's obvious, from the changing tone of the chicken's squawking, when the penetration begins.
* In a 2021 episode of ''Radio/TheNewsQuiz'', one of the questions involves a farm that hires out goats to appear in Zoom meetings.
-->'''Chris [=McCausland=]''': I'm not saying that a website that rents out goats for five minutes at six pounds a pop ... it can be an innocent thing, but what I want to know is: why are you clicking that link in the first place?
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[[folder:Jokes]]
* Former {{Trope Namer|s}} is an old joke:
-->''A young man is walking through a small village one day and decides to stop by a bar and have a beer. He walks into a bar, and sees a grizzled old man, crying into his beer. Curious, the young man sits down and says, "Hey old timer, why the long face?"''\\
''The old man looks at him and points out the window, "See that dock out there? I built that dock with my own two hands, plank by plank, nail by nail, but do they call me [=McGregor=] the dockbuilder? No, no."''\\
''The old man continued, "And see that ship out there? I've been fishing these waters for my village for 35 years! But do they call me [=McGregor=] the fisherman? No, no."''\\
''[[RuleOfThree The old man continued]], "And see all the crops in the farms out there? I planted and have been farming those crops for my village for nearly 45 years! But do they call me [=McGregor=] the farmer? No, no."''\\
''The old man starts to cry again, "[[OnceDoneNeverForgotten But you screw]] '''[[OnceDoneNeverForgotten one goat]]'''..."''
* There's a military joke about a young (Army/Marine) Lieutenant's first time in Iraq, with the punchline being his sergeant explains that he was supposed to ride the camel into town and pay for a hooker.
** That's only the latest update of a joke that's at least as old as colonialism in the Middle East.
** The latest (as 2015) update is told in "A Hologram for the King" by Dave Eggers (the "Circle" guy).
* In the British Empire's days, the British Army in Egypt/Sudan maintained a Royal Camel Corps. One day the colonel invited a young officer to his office to discuss a ''delicate mattter''.
-->Look here, Lieutenant, there's a rumour going round that you've been... you know... with your camel.
--> Yes sir, I have been intimate with my camel.
-->Good God, man. (long pause). A ''female'' camel, I hope?
-->Yes, of course, sir. [[DoubleStandard What do you think I am? Queer?]]
* Another joke describes a young shepherd who, lonely with the long hours alone in the fields with his sheep, was horrified to find himself starting to cast sideways glances at his charges. He asked an older, more experienced shepherd for advice, and was told to train a vicious dog to attack him if he started disrobing around the sheep. He did so, but the loneliness continued, until one day he heard a woman screaming off in the distance. Tracking down its source, he found a beautiful maiden who had been chased up a tree by a pack of wolves. After the shepherd and his dog chased away the wolves, the maiden asked if there were anything she could do to repay him. "Actually, there is," he replied. [[spoiler:"Can you keep this dog distracted for about ten minutes?"]]
** A similar joke goes: a tired traveler is crossing a vast desert on his camel, and thinks to himself, "I haven't had sex for days... I'll make do with this camel." However, the camel won't stay still to allow him to have sex with it. Suddenly, three beautiful women appear out of nowhere. "You look lost," one says. "Can I help you?" Yes, the traveler says. "Could you please help me hold down the camel?"
** There are actually plenty of jokes that follow this basic pattern. A man wants to have sex with an animal due to being horny in an isolated place with no women, but something is preventing him to do so. A woman (or multiple women) enters the setting, usually willing to do anything the man asks of her. The punchline consists of the man asking her to take care of whatever is preventing him from having sex with the animal, rather than having sex with him herself.
* A gentleman stops by a biker bar and notices a large jar full of twenty dollar bills sitting on a high shelf. He asks the bartender about it, and the bartender tells him that anyone who likes can put a twenty in the jar and then attempt to win the pot by completing three tasks: defeating the toughest biker in the bar in a fistfight, performing some amateur dentistry on the bartender's vicious dog which has a sore tooth, and sexually satisfying the bartender's hideously ugly nymphomaniac wife. The man drops a twenty in the jar, walks over to the biker and knocks him out with one punch. He strides confidently into the back room, where the bartender hears his dog give out the most pitiful howl he's ever heard. The man returns and asks the bartender, [[spoiler:"Okay, now where's that ugly lady with the sore tooth?"]]
** There's a variation of that in Finland: A Finn, a Swede and a Norwegian were visiting Greenland, and decided to have a wager of toughness: they had to drink a keg of vodka, kill a polar bear barehanded and make love to (or rape) an Eskimo woman. The Swede and the Norwegian failed in humiliating ways, but the Finn drank down the entire keg and left off to find a polar bear. Hours later he comes back covered in claw marks and scratches and asks: [[spoiler:"Nhow, wheresh that Eshkhimo I wash shupposhed to kill?"]]
*** The same joke is told with a [[EverythingIsBigInTexas Texan]] who went to Alaska, and was given the same challenge.
** There's also a variation in Brazil: Mussum of [=OsTrapalhões=] tried to join a gang and was told that, in order to join, he had to complete three tasks: drinking a whole bottle of undiluted cachaça at once, cut off the tail of a lion caged near the bar where he and the gang were having the challenge, and kissing the ugly bartender ten times. He could do the tasks in any order he chose and started with the drinking challenge. Mussum then left the bar to search for the lion. Upon returned, he mentioned he had just finished kissing the lion and would now cut the woman's tail.
* An American anthropologist has been studying a tribe in Africa by living with them for a year. One day, the chief called him into the chief's hut. The chief sighed. "Well, my friend, it seems that we must ask you to leave." The anthropologist was surprised by this; he thought he had gained the tribe's trust. "Why, what's the matter?" he stammered. "It seems that a woman in our tribe has given birth to a baby... a white baby," said the chief. The anthropologist began to laugh. "Oh, is that all? No, that's just a classic case of albinism. It's caused by inheriting recessive pigment genes and..." The chief didn't look convinced, so he pointed at a nearby flock of sheep. "See those sheep? All of them are white except for that one. It's like that!" The chief was silent for a moment and said, [[spoiler:"Listen, you don't talk about the sheep, and I won't talk about the baby."]]
* A man goes to a bawdy house and asks the proprietor what "services" he can get for five dollars. "Five dollars?!" says the proprietor. "That's all I have," says the customer. "Very well," says the proprietor, "follow me." He takes the man to a small room containing nothing but a chicken. "What am I supposed to do with ''that''?" asks the man. "Hey, you came here for sex," says the proprietor, "and you get what you pay for." He leaves, and the man, disgusted but desperate, has sex with the chicken. The next week, he comes back and asks what he can get for ten dollars. "Follow me," says the proprietor. He takes the customer to a room where a number of men are watching a peep show. The customer looks through a peephole and sees a man having sex with a sheep. He joins his fellow customers in derisive laughter. Nudging the man beside him, he says, "Boy, what a pathetic sicko that guy is, huh?" "That's nothing," says the other. [[spoiler:"Last week there was a guy in there screwing a chicken."]]
* A farmer, trying to improve his mind, takes up reading in his spare time. Every time he comes across an unfamiliar word, he jots it down so he can ask the minister, who's the most educated person in the village. One day he sees the minister walking by, waves him over, and hands him the list. "Reverend," he says, "can you tell me what these words mean?" The minister patiently defines them one by one, then blushes and hesitates as he comes to the last word. "Come on, Reverend," says the farmer. "Don't be bashful. What does 'bestiality' mean?" "Er...well," says the minister, "it refers to the forbidden and disgusting act of intimate relations with beasts, such as sheep, goats, and chickens." "Ewww," says the farmer. [[spoiler:[[DoubleStandard "Chickens?"]]]]
* During the Bush Administration, First Lady Laura Bush told on television a joke about George milking a horse.
* The three biggest lies in <<name the place you're insulting>>:
** 1. I own my own car/truck/etc.
** 2. [[MamasBabyPapasMaybe I know who my dad is]]
** 3. I was just helping that sheep over a fence.
* In France, the [[LegionOfLostSouls French Foreign Legion]] is often jokingly associated with goats.
* An American researcher comes to England to study farming. On his travels, he hears about the practice of sheep fornication. He goes around Yorkshire asking farmers "Do you have intercourse with sheep?" As you can expect, the farmers are insulted, demanding he leave and slamming the door in his face. Just as he is about to give up, one man he asks looks around and answers "yes, and I'll answer your questions so long as you can promise you won't reveal anything about me". So the researcher asks "well...how do you do it?" The farmer replies "you put the back legs in your boots and the front legs on a wall and go from there." From there, the researcher goes to Wales, where he asks the same question. The first farmer he meets boldly responds "yes!". Again, the researcher asks how, and the Welshman responds "You put the back legs in your boots and the front legs over your shoulders and go from there". The researcher says "That's interesting, because in Yorkshire a man said back legs in boots and front over a wall". [[CrossesTheLineTwice "What?!" replies the Welshman, "No kissing?!"]]
* A farmer went to a psychiatrist, complaining that he was being sexually aroused by his horse. "I see", said the psychiatrist, "Is the horse a stallion or mare?" "Mare, of course!" answered the farmer angrily; [[DoubleStandard "Do you take me for some kind of pervert?"]]
* A tourist is visiting Australia. While driving in the countryside, he spots a farmer with his sheep. The tourist asks, "Are you shearing that sheep?" The farmer replies, "No, get your own. I'm not sharing her with anyone!" This is a rare example of a sheep joke where the country names can't simply be swapped, because it only works with "sharing" said in an Australian accent.
** "Sharing" and "shearing" sound different in Australia, however they 'do' sound the same in ... New Zealand.
* Two New Zealand pilots are flying a flock of sheep. Suddenly, the plane starts going down because of engine trouble. The first pilot says "We gotta jump out, get your parachute!" "But what about the sheep?" asks the second. "''Fuck'' the sheep!" shouts the first. The second responds: "You think we have the time?"
** There is a variant with kids and whatever celebrity/group is involved in the latest molesting scandal.
* A man arrives in a Gold Rush boom town, and asks in the saloon what they do for entertainment, since there are no women in the town. He's told there's a flock of sheep, and everyone has sex with them. The new arrival is horrified by this, but as the days go on he gets more and more desperate. Finally he decides that if he's going to do it, he's going to do it right, so he chooses a sheep, dresses it up, and takes it to the saloon for a drink. When he arrives, everything goes silent, and all the patrons stare at him in shock. Embarrassed he stammers "I was told everyone here did it!" "Yeah," comes the reply, "but we don't pick up the sheriff's girl!"
* In this skit, a man is trying to get into the gates of heaven. He was a philanthropist and devout Christian, and he isn't sure why he's being denied entry.
-->'''St. Peter:''' Remember, God sees all.\\
'''Man:''' Then you know about [[NoodleIncident the]]-\\
'''St. Peter:''' Yep.\\
'''Man:''' And the-\\
'''St. Peter:''' Yep.\\
'''Man:''' And that one time...\\
'''St. Peter:''' Heh, we got that one on tape!\\
'''Man:''' But... but she was eighteen!\\
'''St. Peter:''' Still a goat.
* The condom was invented in the early 8th century by Welsh shepherds, who prevented pregnancy by using the lower intestine of a sheep. It was later improved upon by using the lower intestine without the rest of the sheep.
* A professor at the University of Tennessee was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 students raise their hands. "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand. The professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The big South Carolina redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?" Bubba replied, [[MondegreenGag "Shiiiiit! From way back thar I thought you said, goats."]]
* [[{{Radio/OpieAndAnthony}} Jim Norton]] has a bit about bestiality, in which he says he's unsure of how to feel about it, and that opinion is due to depending on the size of the animal. A large animal, such as a horse or a cow, you're not going to hurt it, it'd probably never even notice. But a small animal, like a chicken or a small dog, you're a sick fuck who gets off on hurting things smaller than yourself because [[TeenyWeenie you never made a woman go "ow"]].
* An elderly woman had a fantasy about marrying a man who'd never been with a woman before. She applied to a rather discreet matchmaking service which gave her the name of an Australian gentleman. They got in touch, hit it off and soon were married. On their wedding night, she walked into the bedroom only to discover that all of the furniture had been moved to the side of the room. When she asked why her new husband replied "Well, I've never done it with a woman before, but if it's anything like kangaroos then we're gonna need all the space we can get."
* One day a hunter took his trusty Winchester to the mountains to hunt for bear. He hid behind a rock that overlooked a beautiful valley and waited. Soon a bear appeared by the stream which ran through the valley. The hunter aimed and fired. When the smoke cleared he couldn't see the bear. Then there was a tap, tap, tap on his shoulder. The man turned around and there was the bear, standing 7 feet high, towering over him. The bear said, "You tried to shoot me, didn't you?" To which the hunter replied, "Yes, I'm afraid I did." "Well," said the bear, "in that case you will have to give me a blow job." Having no choice in the matter, the hunter did as he was told. That night, the hunter was really angry and vowed to get revenge. So the next day, he went to the same spot, only this time he brought a huge elephant gun. Once again, the bear appeared and the hunter fired. After the smoke cleared, the hunter couldn't see a carcass. Tap, tap, tap. "You tried to shoot me, didn't you?" "Why, yes, I'm afraid I did." "Well, take your pants down and bend over. I'm going to have to screw you up the ass." Having no choice, the hunter did what he was told. That night, the hunter was really, really angry and resolved that he would get the bear, no matter what. This time he brought an M60. He went to the same spot and waited until the bear appeared by the stream. He fired off fifty rounds. When the smoke cleared, he couldn't see the bear. Tap, tap, tap. "You tried to shoot me, didn't you?" The Hunter gulped. "Yes, I'm afraid I did." The bear thought for a moment then said, "You don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
* This can be found in some variations of the "you have two cows" economic satire for whatever place the author wants to insult: You have two cows. That one on the left is kinda cute...
* There are a number of variants to a joke where a man pretends he can talk to animals or can make them talk. The final line is a warning by the animals' owner that the sheep [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial is a big liar]].
* One variant of the above: a traveling bard came upon a village that had just been raided by Vikings, who were [[RapePillageAndBurn destroying everything and taking the villagers as slaves]]. Unfortunately, one of the raiders spotted him before he could slip away. Thinking quickly, he decided that [[WeNeedADistraction a distraction was his only chance]]:
-->'''Bard:''' Now, why would you want to carry off a few slaves when you could acquire the unique talking animals that live here?\\
'''Viking:''' [[HulkSpeak Animals no talk.]]\\
'''Bard:''' Ah, but they do! See that horse? ''[[{{Ventriloquism}} (Bard throws his voice]].)''\\
'''"Horse"''': Well, why would I talk to ''you''? You burned down my barn and took away my stable boy!"\\
'''Bard:''' Yes, the horses here talk! See that cow...? ''(points)''\\
''(The bard continues with a few other animals "explaining" why they refused to talk to the Viking, until...)''\\
'''Viking:''' ''(stares in horror where bard is pointing)'' '''[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial SHEEP LIE! SHEEP LIE!!]]'''
* What do you call the driver of a truck carrying sheep to <<place>>? A pimp.
* Two farmers were sitting in a bar, looking very sad.
-->'''Farmer 1:''' Why are you so sad?\\
'''Farmer 2:''' My tractor broke down and I can't afford a new one. Why are ''you'' so sad?\\
'''Farmer 1:''' Last week I went to milk my cow, and she kicked the pail over, so I had to tie her leg to a post. Then I put the pail back in its place, but the cow kicked the pail with her other leg. I couldn't find another rope, so I used my belt to tie that leg to a post, and my pants fell down. Then my wife came in, and... well, I'll make you a deal. If you can convince her I was trying to milk the cow, then you can have one of my tractors for free.
* Two dogs in the antechamber of the vet's office are discussing what circumstances brought them each there. The first dog, a pit bull, says, "It's not my fault I bit that kid. He kept pulling my tail, even when I growled at him repeatedly to stop. The little brat had it coming, and now I'm gonna get put to sleep! It's not fair!" The second dog, a large Doberman, says, "Well, what happened to me was this: I have a really, really cute mistress, and every morning for the past three years since she rescued me from the pound, I've had to watch as she got out of the shower, dried off and rubbed her body with lotion, then dressed. Finally, this morning, I couldn't take anymore. So when she bent over, I jumped on her and gave it to her hard. Man, it was great!" The first dog then says, "So I guess you're being put to sleep too, huh?" To which the Doberman replies, "Naaah, I'm just getting my nails trimmed!"
* A man walks into a bar and plumps down on a stool, with an extremely sorrowful look on his face. When the bartender asks what's wrong, the man replies: "Just this afternoon, I came home early from work and caught my wife in bed with my best friend." The bartender says, "Wow, that's rough, fella. What did you do?" The man replies, "I looked him right in the eye and said 'Bad dog'!"
* This joke crosses so many lines you lose orientation. So, a young reporter tries to get the Big Human Interest Reportage in Australia. He interviews a farmer. "So, what was your finest experience?" "Well, a sheep got lost in the outback. We sent a big posse out to find it. When we found it, we all celebrated by shagging it." The reporter winces. Not even The Sun would print that. "Uhm...eh...and second best?" "Well, the neighbor's fourteen year old daughter got lost in the outback. We sent a big posse out to find her. When we found her..." "Argh! TooMuchInformation!" The reporter tries a last time. "And your worst?" "Frankly, I don't want to talk about it. I once got lost in the outback..."
* A DumbBlonde (or other type of woman you're insulting) excitedly signs up for a pet lover's dating site. Listing her favorite dog as "rottwilers", she eventually comes across a similarly-minded young man and sets up a playdate with him and his dogs. Her date comes over to her house to find her spread-eagle, inner thighs covered in peanut butter. "So that's what you meant by 'favorite food'? Kinky." The blonde laughs. "Silly boy, ''you're'' not supposed to lick it off! What site did you think we met on?"
* A farmer notices his cow isn't giving milk anymore, and calls a holy man known for his bond with all living things. The man listens to the cow's moos, and says "Ah, I see the problem. How long have you had this cow?" "Almost ten years now." "Well, she says that in all the years you've been groping her tits every day, not once have you ever told her you love her."
* A woman is lying in bed when her husband enters the room carrying a sheep under his arm.
-->'''Man''': This is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache.\\
'''Woman''': That's a sheep, idiot.\\
'''Man''': I wasn't talking to you.
* Why do Scotsmen [[ManInAKilt wear kilts]]? Because the sheep started running every time they heard a zipper.
* An old man outside a diner can't help but stare at a biker punk across a street. A mean-looking youngster wearing a feathered jacket, with a tall rainbow mohawk and feathered earrings.\\
The punk realize the old man is staring at him and marched over. "What are you looking at, old geezer? You haven't done anything crazy in your life?"\\
"As a matter of fact, I did." the old man answered. "Molested a parrot when I was your age. Am now wondering, are you my son?"
* A man confesses to a priest "This week, I screwed a cat". The priest talks about the sin, assigns a penance, and the man leaves. Next week, the man comes again, and the priest asks "How, exactly, did you screw that cat?". The man answers "Well, I took the cat, stuck it in a boot until only the ass was outside, and then...". The priest says "Wish I knew. I still hurt all over from the scratches."
* A country priest meets a 7-year-old girl leading an enormous bull by its nosering.
-->"My word! Where are you leading that animal, young lady?"\\
"Over to the [=McGregor=]'s farm, your reverence! It's for his cows."\\
"But can't your father do it?"\\
"Oh no, your reverence! His dick is much too small."
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* Music/WeirdAlYankovic. "Virus Alert". One of the dreaded features of the virus is that it will "make you physically attracted to sheep". Maybe not as bad as causing a major rift in time and space, but still...
** The bickering couple in "Jerry Springer" have cheated on each other with (among others) her dog Woofie and his pet goat.

** In "Talk Soup", one of the secrets the singer wishes to share on national television is that he has a thing for poodles and rubber underwear.

*** Under normal circumstances, Brian's many, many human girlfriends would definitely count, but aside from a brief mention by Peter they aren't even seen as unusual in the slightest... until Brian traveled to an alternate universe where humans' and dogs' roles were reversed. ''Then'' his desire for human women became {{Squick}}. Stewie has also made advances on Brian from time to time, but the show doesn't comment on this either.

** [[NoodleIncident Apparently]] Stan has kissed a pig at least once.

Compare ExtremeOmnisexual, PaedoHunt, RobosexualsAreCreeps, and ILoveTheDead for other disturbing paraphilias. When it’s an animal with a completely different animal, then it’s HotSkittyOnWailordAction. A {{Subtrope}} of UnequalPairing. If biology works like that in their universe, it may lead to a HalfHumanHybrid.

* ''WesternAnimation/TotalDramaAllStars'': The episode “No One Eggspects the Spanish Opposition,” has the contestants gathering eggs from the mutant creatures from the [[WesternAnimation/TotalDramaRevengeOfTheIsland last season]]. In the process, Zoey and Mike steal an [[YourTomcatIsPregnant egg]] from [[ManEatingPlant Larry]]. When they bring the egg back, however, it hatches. One of the babies has a face identical to Chris’s, as he looks away and whistles, implying that he’s the father.

* ''WesternAnimation/TotalDramaAllStars'': The episode “No One Eggspects the Spanish Opposition,” has the contestants gathering eggs from the mutant creatures from the [[WesternAnimation/TotalDramaRevengeOfTheIsland last season]]. In the process, Zoey and Mike steal an egg from [[ManEatingPlant Larry]]. When they bring the egg back, however, it hatches. One of the babies has a face identical to Chris’s, as he looks away and whistles, implying that he’s the father.

Compare ExtremeOmnisexual, PaedoHunt, RobosexualsAreCreeps, and ILoveTheDead for other disturbing paraphilias. A {{Subtrope}} of UnequalPairing. If biology works like that in their universe, it may lead to a HalfHumanHybrid.

-->'''Carl:''' Did you get that link I sent you about the woman having sex with a bee?

* In ''Franchise/{{Batman}}: Dark Allegiances'', an {{Elseworld}}s story set in the 1930s, one character keeps insinuating that there is a blue movie of actress Kitty Graymalkin (a.k.a. Comicbook/{{Catwoman}}) having unnatural relations with a Rottweiler.

* Oddly deconstructed/ignored when it comes to ''ComicBook/DoomPatrol'' villains The Brain and Monsieur Mallah during Grant Morrison's run. The former is normally a disembodied BrainInAJar and the latter is a scientifically evolved genius gorilla. When The Brain was temporarily placed in a robot body, they confessed their love for each other. The species difference is rarely, if ever, mentioned. All that gets mentioned is that they are both male.

-->'''Becky:''' "I'm disgusted, and repulsed, and... and [[StrangelyArousing I can't look away]]... that's ''huge!''"

* In [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/nash/wtfiwwy/28552-all-creatures-great-and-dumb an episode]] of ''WebVideo/WhatTheFuckIsWrongWithYou'', Nash gets revolted at [[http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/world/british-man-in-court-over-pornographic-sex-squid-snap/story-e6frf7lf-1225865778205 a guy who was caught screwing a dead squid,]] and in [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/nash/wtfiwwy/29308-disorganized-crime another]] he's shocked at [[http://www.king5.com/news/Whatcom-County-man-arrested-in-bestiality-case-91003384.html an animal brothel.]] One episode featured a woman who [[[[Squick]] had sex with a dog]] then died when she had an allergic reaction to the dog's penis. Nash is rightfully disgusted.

* In [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/nash/wtfiwwy/28552-all-creatures-great-and-dumb an episode]] of ''WebVideo/WhatTheFuckIsWrongWithYou'', Nash gets revolted at [[http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/world/british-man-in-court-over-pornographic-sex-squid-snap/story-e6frf7lf-1225865778205 a guy who was caught screwing a dead squid,]] and in [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/nash/wtfiwwy/29308-disorganized-crime another]] he's shocked at [[http://www.king5.com/news/Whatcom-County-man-arrested-in-bestiality-case-91003384.html an animal brothel.]] One episode featured a woman who [[Squick had sex with a dog]] then died when she had an allergic reaction to the dog's penis. Nash is rightfully disgusted.