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* CapcomSequelStagnation

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* CapcomSequelStagnationCapcomSequelStagnation: So, we need to make a new game. Just take the old one and tweak it a bit. I don't care.



* ConductingTheCarnage

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* ConductingTheCarnageConductingTheCarnage: So what if the world is ending? I'm just going to stand here and move my hands like a conductor. Whatever.



* FleetingDemographicRule

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* FleetingDemographicRuleFleetingDemographicRule: Let's just do a gimmick/storyline we've already done before. It's not like everyone's going to remember.



* GameBreakingBug

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* GameBreakingBugGameBreakingBug: What? There's a glitch in the game that makes it impossible to play? Cool. Don't care.



* MedievalStasis
* MellowFellow
* MisplacedNamesPoster

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* MedievalStasis
MedievalStasis: I know it's been, like, hundreds of years since our society has advanced in technology, but whatever. Let's just stay as it is.
* MellowFellow
MellowFellow: My main personality trait is that I don't care.
* MisplacedNamesPosterMisplacedNamesPoster: I know the names on the poster don't match up the actors but you couldn't ''pay'' me to fix it.



* NoPlansNoPrototypeNoBackup

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* NoPlansNoPrototypeNoBackupNoPlansNoPrototypeNoBackup: Here, I made this thing. What do you mean, what if something happens to it? There's no "backup".



* ObviousBeta
* OneProductPlanet

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* ObviousBeta
ObviousBeta: This game isn't finished but let's release it anyway.
* OneProductPlanetOneProductPlanet: I have an idea--everyone on this planet should just make one thing.



* PerpetualBeta
* PlanetOfHats

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* PerpetualBeta
PerpetualBeta: Instead of just fixing the game once and for all, let's just keep patching it over and over.
* PlanetOfHatsPlanetOfHats: Everyone on this planet has something in common, because who cares?



* SameStoryDifferentNames
* ShapedLikeItself
* ShrugOfGod
* SingleBiomePlanet

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* SameStoryDifferentNames
SameStoryDifferentNames: Okay, so I need to make a new story, but here's what I'm gonna do--I'll just do the same thing again and tweak the title. No one will notice.
* ShapedLikeItself
ShapedLikeItself: Literally no one cares about analogies. It is what it is.
* ShrugOfGod
ShrugOfGod: I know you have a question about a story I wrote but...Eh. I don't know.
* SingleBiomePlanetSingleBiomePlanet: Isn't one biome on the planet enough?



** ProfessionalSlacker
* SmallReferencePools

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** ProfessionalSlacker
ProfessionalSlacker: It's my ''job'' to sit around and do nothing all day.
* SmallReferencePoolsSmallReferencePools: Look, if it's not popular, I'm not going to acknowledge it.



* TheSnackIsMoreInteresting

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* TheSnackIsMoreInterestingTheSnackIsMoreInteresting: I know this is super important, but...Food.



* SpaceAgeStasis
* StockFootage

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* SpaceAgeStasis
SpaceAgeStasis: There's a TimeSkip and technology hasn't changed at all. So what.
* StockFootageStockFootage: Let's just use this clip over and over.



* TyopOnTheCover
* UnfazedEveryman
* UnfortunateImplications

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* TyopOnTheCover
TyopOnTheCover: Yeah, I know the cover of the work has a typo. What's your point?
* UnfazedEveryman
UnfazedEveryman: I know this stuff is super weird but I couldn't care less.
* UnfortunateImplicationsUnfortunateImplications: (YMMV) Yeah, I'll just put this in the story. Whatev--Wait, what do you mean someone's offended by it?



* TheUntwist

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* TheUntwistTheUntwist: I don't care if it was super obvious. I'm still treating this like TheReveal.



* WhileRomeBurns
* WhiteVoidRoom
* AWinnerIsYou
* AWizardDidIt
* WrongfullyAttributed

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* WhileRomeBurns
WhileRomeBurns: Something horrible is happening...Time to chill.
* WhiteVoidRoom
WhiteVoidRoom: I have decorated this room with literally nothing.
* AWinnerIsYou
AWinnerIsYou: You've won the video game. Here's your reward: "Good job."
* AWizardDidIt
AWizardDidIt: What, you want me to explain something that doesn't make sense? Fine. The answer is "magic."
* WrongfullyAttributedWrongfullyAttributed: Wait, I don't know who actually did this thing...Ah, whatever. It was this guy.


* CowboyBebopAtHisComputer

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* CowboyBebopAtHisComputerCowboyBebopAtHisComputer: Uhh... I never watched that show, so I'm gonna throw information from my head to make that article more fitting.


* LazyHusband: Meh, I'll let my wife clean up the mess.


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* LazyMexican
* LazyHusband: Meh, I'll let my wife clean up the mess.


* DidNotDoTheBloodyResearch: Why waste time doing some boring research?


* DidNotDoTheBloodyResearch

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* DidNotDoTheBloodyResearchDidNotDoTheBloodyResearch: Why waste time doing some boring research?



* TheUnreveal

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* TheUnrevealTheUnreveal: It takes time to detail exactly what you want to see. Not revealing it to you saves us time.


* TrappedByMountainLions: There's so many characters introduced yet none interest me.

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* TrappedByMountainLions: There's so many characters and subplots introduced yet none are relevant to the plot. Ergo they don't interest me.

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* TrappedByMountainLions: There's so many characters introduced yet none interest me.

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* StrawNihilist: Considers life to be meaningless so won't care what happens to anyone else.


* EightDeadlyWords:

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* EightDeadlyWords:EightDeadlyWords: I don't care about any of these people.

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* LazyHusband: Meh, I'll let my wife clean up the mess.


* WorldOfMediocrity

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* WorldOfMediocrity


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Eh, we don't care about making a more creative stinger.


* FunnyCharacterBoringActor:

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* FunnyCharacterBoringActor: The character in the show/movie is hilarious! The guy who plays him.... eh, not so much.



* GoodBadBugs

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* GoodBadBugsGoodBadBugs: It's a good thing the bug in the game is fun, because we don't feel like fixing it.


* MuseumOfBoredom
* NatureIsBoring
* NeverRecycleYourSchemes

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* MuseumOfBoredom
MuseumOfBoredom: I'm in a museum that's extremely boring.
* NatureIsBoring
NatureIsBoring: I am so bored by nature.
* NeverRecycleYourSchemesNeverRecycleYourSchemes: Why bother revising the same scheme? It would be too tedious to reuse something that just failed.



* OverusedRunningGag

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* OverusedRunningGagOverusedRunningGag: Too bored to come up with any other gags to fit the humor.



* SoOkayItsAverage

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* SoOkayItsAverageSoOkayItsAverage: It's just plain mediocre. Nothing interested about it.



* SurveillanceStationSlacker

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* SurveillanceStationSlackerSurveillanceStationSlacker: I don't have time to stare at surveillance cameras to keep an eye on anyone there. I am too busy slacking off.

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