History Main / AndImTheQueenOfSheba

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[[caption-width-right:311:[[ForegoneConclusion After the volume ended]], that legionnaire would soon be dealing with legal name-change procedures and same-name arguments with [[UsefulNotes/CleopatraVII the real deal too]].]]

** In ''Film/AViewToAKill'', James Bond tells a SFPD officer that he's a British agent only to be met with "Yeah, and I'm ComicStrip/DickTracy" before being arrested.
*** The French dub goes like "And I'm a bishop and I'll arrest you anyway".

See also OrMyNameIsnt. Compare AskAStupidQuestion and IsTheAnswerToThisQuestionYes. If the person is secretly who they are claiming to be and only saying it in a sarcastic manner to throw the listener off, it's a SarcasticConfession. If the person genuinely believes to be royalty but isn't, see NapoleonDelusion.

* The ''WebVideo/ActionButton'' review of ''VideoGame/Cyberpunk2077'' has the host, Tim Rogers, doing a small aside to this effect, when dicussing the graphical capabilities of the UsefulNotes/PlayStation5.

* Pictured atop this page: in the ''ComicBook/{{Asterix}}'' story ''Recap/AsterixAndObelixAllAtSea'', a de-aged Obelix meets a group of Roman soldiers and tries to attack them. The Romans (naturally) don't believe the little boy attacking them really is Obelix. One of the legionaires then claims to be Queen Cleopatra to mock Obelix's claims.

* In ''Literature/TheHollows'' novel ''For a Few Demons More'', Rachel's MirandaWarning to Trent:

* ''Film/TheNakedGunThirtyThreeAndAThird'': Frank Drebin is stopped at the entrance to the Oscars.

* ''WebAnimation/TheStickWorld'': A Chrono magician who discovered [[spoiler: The One's origins]] begs [[TheHero Lolph]] not to fight him. With the numerous times they've fought, Lolph reacts accordingly:

** Played with in the short "WesternAnimation/DuckRabbitDuck", Bugs Bunny has tricked Elmer Fudd into thinking he shot him by dressing up as an angel, after which Daffy replies with this:

** We have this little gem from "Forward March Hare":

'''Colonel:''' Sergeant! And I am Colonel Puddy Tat. General Tweety Pie was asking about you, Sergeant.
** There's this in "WesternAnimation/PunchTrunk", in which a man sees a tiny elephant in his birdbath and calls the police. [[CassandraTruth Instead, however, he is arrested and put in a straitjacket when they arrive.]]

** 1946's "Roughly Squeaking" has Hubie and Bertie making a hungry cat think he's a lion and the bulldog outside is various animals on a lion's diet. A bird watching all this transpire is slowly having a nervous breakdown. At the end, the dog is told he's a pelican.

* Happens in ''Film/{{Sunset}}'' when Wyatt Earp introduces himself to Michael Alperin for the first time:

* In the ''WesternAnimation/AaahhRealMonsters'' episode "[[Recap/AaahhRealMonstersS4E09TheGreatEscapeBeastWithFourEyes The Great Escape]]", where Ickis is mistaken for the escaped criminal [=Shorty McGinty=] and arrested, this exchange occurs while he is being interrogated:

* Such a statement is given by one of the Cute Dolls in the ''WesternAnimation/BumpInTheNight'' ChristmasEpisode "'Twas the Night Before Bumpy".

* In one episode of ''WesternAnimation/CatDog'', Cat tries to follow his favorite actress into a restaurant to prove that he's her soulmate, only to be stopped by the restaurant's bouncer.

* In the fourth part of the ''WesternAnimation/{{DuckTales|1987}}'' five-part episode "Time is Money", Scrooge [=McDuck=] ends up in jail because of the Beagle Boys convincing all the banks in Duckburg that Scrooge is an imposter. When Scrooge protests that he's the real Scrooge [=McDuck=], a prison guard retorts "Sure, and I'm Frankie Onassis."

* Parodied in the ''WesternAnimation/HouseOfMouse'' episode "Donald and the Aracuan Bird", Mickey replies to Donald insisting that the Aracuan Bird tricked him into getting locked in a cage with "Right! And I'm Mickey Mouse!" ({{Beat}}) "Hey, wait! I ''am'' Mickey Mouse!"

* In the second half of the ''WesternAnimation/LaffALympics'' episode "The Grand Canyon and Ireland", Mildew Wolf snarked that if the leprechaun he was talking to was a real leprechaun, then he's a butterfly. Predictably, the leprechaun responds by turning Mildew into a butterfly.
* In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheLifeAndTimesOfJuniperLee'', the con-artist mummy sees through Ray-Ray's attempt to pass off as a zombie worker.

** In episode "Lady Wifi", this is Nino's reaction to Alya's theory that the titular heroine's secret identity is [[AlphaBitch Chloe]]. In the French version, he says [[BigBad Papillon]] (a.k.a.: Hawk Moth), while in the English dub [[{{Macekre}} he uses]] Literature/TheWizardOfOz.

-->'''Kit:''' ''(Seeing the Idol of Doom)'' Baloo, you better start looking for your shadow.

* One WesternAnimation/TomAndJerry short, {{Mammy}} Two-Shoes does this to "Thomas" (as she often calls him):

* ''Film/BruceAlmighty'': Quoth Creator/JimCarrey's character, the titular Bruce: "If that was God, then I'm Creator/ClintEastwood!" The catch: that really ''was'' God, and Bruce just received God's powers. HilarityEnsues.

* In ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolidPeaceWalker'', after Naked Snake (while using a fake identity) asked if they were CODESA to Amanda, Amanda responded with "Yeah, and I'm Papa Noel."[[note]]Papa Noel means father Christmas i.e. Santa Claus[[/note]]

* ''Series/TheMaryTylerMooreShow'': in one episode when Mary Richards and Lou Grant were visiting Washington DC on a news story, Lou claimed that he was playing poker with several prominent statesmen, including then-President Gerald Ford. When Betty Ford calls to ask if the President left his pipe behind, Mary is not convinced, thinking [[YourCostumeNeedsWork her impression stinks]].

* ''Series/TheMaryTylerMooreShow''; in one episode when Mary Richards and Lou Grant were visiting Washington DC on a news story, Lou claimed that he was playing poker with several prominent statesmen, including then-President Gerald Ford. When Betty Ford calls to ask if the President left his pipe behind, Mary is not convinced, thinking [[YourCostumeNeedsWork her impression stinks]].

* A sing-along host segment of ''WesternAnimation/TheBeatles'' has John asking Ringo to dress the room for a "wild" number. Ringo whips out a jungle diorama which John dismisses as preposterous. But when Ringo's errant rifle shot causes an actual elephant to stampede by:

* Adolf Hitler had a British-American half-nephew who was drafted into the United States Navy. When asked his name his name as “Hitler,” the induction officer replied, “Glad to see you, Hitler. My name’s Hess.” Like many sharing Hitler’s name, he changed it after the war.

'''Two-Face:''' That's absurd! I know Bruce Wayne. If he's Batman, I'm the king of England.