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* ''Series/ShakespeareAndHathawayPrivateInvestigators'': In "Exit, Pursued by a Bear", Luella suggests that the crime could be the work of "aggressive Shakespeare traditionalists, which isn't something you say very often".

* In ''Literature/PleaseDontTellMyParentsImASupervillain'', Penny's father [[SueDonym Brain/Brainy Akk]] remarks on the debut of the Inscrutable Machine (a villain team of thirteen-year-olds), suggesting letting superpowered kids fight each other may be healthier for them, then remarks to The Audit that he can't believe he said that.

* In ''Literature/PleaseDontTellMyParentsImASupervillain'', [[SueDonym Brain/Brainy Akk]] remarks on the debut of the Inscrutable Machine (a villain team of thirteen-year-olds), suggesting letting superpowered kids fight each other may be healthier for them, then remarks to The Audit that he can't believe he said that.

* ''Fanfic/RubyPair'': Twice, regarding the very idea of the pirate-styled meat-obsessed bees in "Beefus Megabombus".

* When WebVideo/{{Pikasprey}} did a SoloCharacterRun of ''[[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue Pokémon FireRed/LeafGreen]] using Slakoth, he mentions Slakoth's slow speed and [[BlessedWithSuck crippling ability]] leading to him having trouble against even the game's ComMons, resulting in him having to stop and level-grind ''before even entering the game's NoobCave'', remarking "Now at this point, to prevent the same thing from happening going forward, I stop to grind for a while before I enter Viridian Forest. Now there's a sentence I never thought I'd have to say in my life."

--->'''Stottlemeyer:''' Mr. van Ranken, we would like permission to search your pie?\\

-->'''Stottlemeyer:''' ''[to the suspect]'' Sir, do we have permission to search your pie?\\
'''Pat Van Ranken:''' What?\\

** As Keel is trying yo calm the rest of Seele down after the news about the likeness of the Fifth Angel being purchased and used as a virtual pop idol break out:

* One issue of ''Comicbook/{{Daredevil}}'' has a superhero team up against ComicBook/DoctorOctopus that includes this line:
-->'''Comicbook/SpiderMan:''' ComicBook/WhiteTiger, Daredevil. Daredevil, White Tiger. And I ''have'' to be the first person on the ''planet'' who has ever said that out loud.
* Another issue has ComicBook/{{Daredevil}} fighting [[ComicBook/SuperiorSpiderMan Doctor Octopus]] as ComicBook/SpiderMan and wishing he'd get a break.
-->'''Daredevil:''' It's at this point, I say five words I am certain have never been said together in history. Thank God for Stilt Man.
* ''Comicbook/DemonKnights'' #10:
-->'''Comicbook/VandalSavage:''' Look! It's a ''pirate'' sea serpent! That is something I have ''never'' shouted before!

* In ''Comicbook/Batgirl2009 #14'', Kara Zor-El — alias Comicbook/{{Supergirl}} — and Stephanie Brown — alias Comicbook/{{Batgirl}} — are about to fight a sobbing {{Dracula}} (long story).

* ''ComicBook/{{SuperSons}}'':

-->'''Harvey Quinn:''' One of Comicbook/PowerGirl's robot boobs saved your life. Well, that's a sentence I never thought I was gonna to say.

* From the ''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho'' Fourth/Tenth crossover ''Out of Time'':
-->'''Dalek Supreme:''' THE TWO DOCTORS' BRAINS ARE REQUIRED TO STEER THE CATHEDERAL.\\

** [[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E6TheDoctorsDaughter Jenny]], in her follow-up stories, at one point says she wants to go and explore the nothing..."because honestly, how often do you get to say a sentence lik that?"

-->'''Homer:''' Bart! What didi i tell you about riding a unicycle in the kitchen?\\

** In "Mr. Monk and the Three Pies", Adrian suspects that Pat van Ranken, who murdered his wife, is looking for an incriminating shell casing from her murder that he believes landed in one of the cherry pies she baked for a town festival:

'''Deputy Durland:''' A bearded witch chasing a talking pig!\\\

* ''Series/{{Wishbone}}'': In the spinoff game ''Wishbone and the Amazing Odyssey'', during his second visit to Aeaea, Wishbone says to Circe, "Hellooo! I'm back from the underworld! How many people ever get to say that?"

** A moment in the episode on ''Cow Belles'' prompts Luke to declare that "[Jackson is] huffily wrangling an enormous milk hose", which unsurprisingly causes Andy to [[invoked]][[{{Corpsing}} Corpse]]. Andy also notes that this episode made him say "cow afterbirth" more times than he'd like.

'''[[ItMakesSenseInContext Soos in Waddles' Body]]''': No, don't eat me! I'm a man trapped in a pig's body!\\\
'''McGucket''': That's what they ''all'' say!\\\
'''Larry King's Head''': Can someone feed me? Larry King's disembodied head wants num-nums.\\\
'''Mabel''': Your wax-figure thingies turned out to be evil, so we fought them to the death!\\\
'''Dipper''': I decapitated Larry King.
'''Dipper''': [Bill]'s been terrorizing us all summer. I have so many questions and theories...\\\
'''Mabel''': Dipper's been pretty paranoid since Bill turned him into a living sock puppet.

'''Deputy Durland:''' A bearded witch chasing a talking pig!\\
'''Sheriff Blubs:''' My horoscope came true.
'''[[ItMakesSenseInContext Soos in Waddles' Body]]''': No, don't eat me! I'm a man trapped in a pig's body!

'''Mabel''': Your wax-figure thingies turned out to be evil, so we fought them to the death!\\

'''Dipper''': [Bill]'s been terrorizing us all summer. I have so many questions and theories...\\

--->'''Dexter:''' It appears that several Fossil Pokémon have been revived in the museum and have escaped. ({{Beat}}) It says a lot about us that the word 'again' goes on the end of that sentence.\\

-->'''Tucker:''' This is such an honor. I wanted to be a robot when I grew up! You were my hero! Hell, you're the reason why I'm a trucker.
-->'''Robo:''' That's a sentence I've never heard before.

-->I had no idea I would spend the better part of a year living with and training a very obnoxious robot. What a ridiculous sentence.
-->P.S. Enclosed is the bill for the hat Edison's robot destroyed. What a ridiculous sentence.
* In ''Comicbook/{{Batgirl 2009}} #14'', Kara Zor-El — alias Comicbook/{{Supergirl}} — and Stephanie Brown — alias Comicbook/{{Batgirl}} — are about to fight a sobbing {{Dracula}} (long story).

-->'''Squirrel Girl:''' I'm glad I didn't have to destroy a whole lab's worth of university computer equipment to stop a bunch of bees possessed by a mad scientist.
-->'''Mary:''' I'm certain that sentence has never been said before in history until now, and I'm glad I was here to witness it.

-->'''Drax''': These walkways over huge chasms filled with lightning seem to go on forever.
-->'''Takara''': That…is not a sentence I thought I’d ever heard said.

--> "Okay, we're not torturing the blind guy" interrupted Jessica, "is a sentence I never thought I would have to say."

-->'''Uncle''': One team will go and attempt to contact Eight Immortals, and other will stop [[BigBad magic burping lady]] from stealing sea god's carriage from Queen of England!\\
'''Chow''': There's a sentence you don't hear often.

---> '''Elphaba:''' [Dorothy] ended up having to save me from [[spoiler:the personification of my father's rampaging anger issues]]!\\

%%--> '''Dawn:''' So unless you happen to have a cartful of blueberries on you, I'd say we're totally screwed.
%%--> '''Nick:''' No. And also, that is a really weird thing to say out of context.

-->'''Tenn''' (''to Dib''): That's right, we're being chased by pirate-themed space bees that want to steal all your planet's meat. And I cannot ''believe'' my life has reached a point where I can say something that bizarre with a straight face.
-->'''Dib''' (''to Tak's Ship''): Look, I don't like it either, but right now we're temporarily teamed up to fight some meat-obsessed pirate space bees. (''to Tenn'') Wow, you're right. That ''does'' feel weird to actually say.

%%-->'''Karasuma''': You can't pimp out your friends for money! ''(exasperated groan)'' I can't believe I even had to say that…

---> '''Lapis''' : I dunno. I just... I went and had a conversation with the Melons. That’s a rare sentence.

-->'''May''': Can you imagine what will happen to my social life when my sixteen year old dad joins up?! ...My life makes no sense.

-->'''Dr. Bortich''': We generally expect our friends to not help or protect people who kill our family and that…is not something I ever thought I would have to point out to someone.

--> "Strange things are afoot in the multiverse, kid. Is your brother Advertising/{{Pepsiman}} at the moment?"
--> "And for the life of me I can't believe that's a valid question."

-->'''Tzipporah:''' What are you girls doing?
-->'''Jethrodiadah:''' We're trying to get the funny man out of the well!
-->'''Tzipporah:''' Trying to get the funny man out of the well... well, that's one I haven't heard before.

--> '''Police Chief:''' Would you kindly have my car sent round? That is unless [[ItMakesSenseInContext it's been stolen by a purple kangaroo wearing a checkered vest]]!

-->'''Calvin''': I am not a piano.

-->'''Reade''': We need to find Nick and those poisonous bees before they change hands. (''beat'') [[LampshadeHanging Wow, that is a crazy sentence.]]

--> '''Robby:''' Jackson, I'm gonna ask you a question I've never had to ask one of my kids before. Why didn't you break up with your sister?

-->'''John:''' Chiitan is a giant otter wearing a turtle as a hat, which is incidentally already my favorite sentence of all time, right next to "Welcome to the John Oliver Koala Chlamydia Ward."

-->'''John''': Rush Limbaugh gets it, which is a sentence I thought I'd only ever say about toilet-based chlamydia.

-->'''John:''' "Tik Tok users bombard anti-abortion website with ''Shrek'' porn" is one of those sentences I never thought I'd have to say, like "Everyone needs to stop talking about [[UsefulNotes/NorthKorea Kim Jong-un's]] sexy bod"[[note]]Around the time the episode was aired, Kim Jong-un made a public appearance in which he was noted to have drastically lost weight.[[/note]] and "Creator/BenAffleck looks so happy right now."[[note]]Around the time the episode was aired, Affleck reunited with his early-2000s girlfriend Music/JenniferLopez.[[/note]]

--> '''Chloe''': ''Do not'' touch the charred crotch...(''{{beat}}'') ...is a sentence I never thought I'd say out loud.

--> "I literally spent 3 evenings filling Alan Sugar's face in, that is a sentence I never thought I'd get to say."

-->'''Victoria''': It's a gecko; a nocturnal lizard with adhesive feet. That sounds rather cool. I'd like to have adhesive feet. ''({{beat}})'' That might be the oddest thing I've said on this show, and that's saying a beakful.

--->'''Creator/StephenFry:''' Though ''slightly'' put off by the idea of a child buffing...
--->'''Creator/StephenFry:''' That's the miracle of kangaroo suckling.
--->'''Creator/AlanDavies''': The gravy boat's fallen off!

-->'''Lister''': Why would a haddock kill itself? ''[{{beat}}]'' Why am I even asking that question?

-->'''Luke:''' Well, he is! ... I don't know what to tell you.

-->'''Matt Striker''': Now holding Kobra Moon hostage with the carrot. I cannot believe I'm calling this.

-->"Well, since you ask me for a tale containing the sentence 'that robot weasel might just be King Edward the 7th'... I don't have anything like that. I mean seriously, what were the odds? However, I do have one containing the sentence 'that robot weasel might just be Queen Victoria'. Is that any good?"

-->"I have to get my last dwarf before Caroline gets hers!"
-->"Now there's a phrase you don't hear so much... since the dwarf-hunting ban..."

-->'''RAF officer:''' "Either I'm concussed or I'm watching Creator/PatrickMoore fist-fighting with an extra-terrestrial."
--> '''A Radio 1 disk jockey''': No, that really is happening."
--> "'''RAF Officer:''' "Oh. Now there's something you don't see every day."
** ItMakesSenseInContext... sort of.

--> Think you've got what it takes to tap-dance with the monkeys? (Has anyone ever written that sentence before?)
* ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands 2}}'' gives us this gem when trying to break into the bank vault of the Sheriff of Lynchwood. He promises that the ingredients mentioned will have a situation that MakesSenseInContext, though it doesn't seem that way at the point stated:

-->'''Hugh Bliss:''' Hi! [[spoiler:We're Hugh Bliss! We're a sentient colony of spacefaring bacteria.]]
-->'''Sam:''' A sentence I really did not expect to hear today.

->Genocide has such a gorgeous voice!
->
->Six words I never thought I'd say in a sentence together...

--> '''Prince Iskardias:''' Guardsman Lucian, I have lived for aeons without cause to say this combination of words. Why is a ''werewolf'' leading a ''paladin'' to a ''mermaid'' in your home?

--> '''AI:''' :-) I also contain predictive algorithms... and may be able to assist you directly.\\

--->Are the snakes here dangerous? \\
''Masaska halkaan khatar miyaa?'' \\

I must operate on you. \\
''Waa inaan ku qalaa.'' \\

We must bury her. \\

-->'''''Comment:''' I love how you talk so nicely about the girl you delegged so she can't act up during withdrawal''
-->'''''OP:''' To be fair, she was going to get delegged for bionics anyways! two birds, one stone amirite''