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* BonusRound: UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln became a contestant in ''The Lincoln-Douglas Debates'', where he won the bonus round by answering the question "How much is four score plus seven?"
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* BonusRound: UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln became a contestant in ''The Lincoln-Douglas Debates'', where he won the bonus round by answering the question "How much is four score plus seven?"seven?" This awarded him the Samsonite luggage ''and'' the presidency.
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* FromTheLatinIntroDucere: The word "ultimatum" comes "from the Latin, meaning 'a kind of thing that a person issues.'"
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* FromTheLatinIntroDucere: The According to a footnote, the word "ultimatum" comes "from the Latin, meaning 'a kind of thing that a person issues.'"'"
* FullCircleRevolution:
-->Somewhere along in here the Russians overthrew the corrupt murdering scumball ruling aristocrats who for centuries had lived like kings while brutally oppressing the masses, and replaced them with the communists, who did the same thing but at least had the decency to wear ill-fitting suits.
* FullCircleRevolution:
-->Somewhere along in here the Russians overthrew the corrupt murdering scumball ruling aristocrats who for centuries had lived like kings while brutally oppressing the masses, and replaced them with the communists, who did the same thing but at least had the decency to wear ill-fitting suits.
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...well, [[WellThisIsNotThatTrope well]], if such a book exists, it would be everything this "Sort of History of the United States," written by Creator/DaveBarry in 1989, doesn't even try to be. But that book would be longer than ''Dave Barry Slept Here'', and considerably less funny.
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* MrSmith: According to the book, the leader of the Jamestown colony was "'John Smith' (not his real name)." [[DontExplainTheJoke The joke is]] that it ''was'' his real name.
* MysteriousMiddleInitial: The book claims that Harry S Truman's family was so poor that they couldn't afford to put a period after his middle initial, and poses a "trick discussion question" about what the "S" stood for.
-->(Hint: "Lucille")
* MysteriousMiddleInitial: The book claims that Harry S Truman's family was so poor that they couldn't afford to put a period after his middle initial, and poses a "trick discussion question" about what the "S" stood for.
-->(Hint: "Lucille")
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* PoliticallyCorrectHistory: A couple pages into Chapter Four: The Colonies Develop A Life-style, the {{Lemony Narrator}}s interrupt the action to notify the readers that "a review committee... has determined that, so far, this history book is not making enough of an effort to include the contributions of women and minority groups. Unless some effort is undertaken to correct this situation, this book will not be approved for purchase by public school systems in absolutely vast quantities." Whereupon the narrators/authors "just now remembered... that during the colonial era women and minority groups were making many contributions, which we are certain that they will continue to do at regularly spaced intervals throughout the course of this book." [[spoiler: They do, though their contributions are never detailed... whenever the narrative remembers to mention them, anyway.]]
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* PottyEmergency: The chapter on the Revolutionary War begins with an excerpt from the camp song "Midnight Attack of Diarrhea":
-->Out of the bed and onto the floor;\\
Fifty-yard dash to the bathroom door!
-->Out of the bed and onto the floor;\\
Fifty-yard dash to the bathroom door!
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* PistolWhipping: American revolutionaries adopt this effective tactic at the Battle of Concord of hitting the British troops over the head with their muskets, simply because guns back then took forever to load. The failure of this tactic to fend off Santa Anna's troops at the Alamo serves as a lesson to Sam Houston, who orders his troops to start using their rifles as ''rifles''.
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* PigLatin: Identified as the code [[NamesakeGag invented by and named after Samuel Morse]]. Discussion Question #2: "An-cay oo-yay eak-spay ig-pay atin-lay? Explain."
* PonyExpressRider: Pony Express riders traveled on telegraph wires, and their horses "would often get as far as thirty feet before they would fall off the wires and splat courageously onto the ground."
* PonyExpressRider: Pony Express riders traveled on telegraph wires, and their horses "would often get as far as thirty feet before they would fall off the wires and splat courageously onto the ground."
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* MechanicalHorse: The "Iron Horse" that was used to pull heavy loads before being replaced by the locomotive is implied to be one of these, since it had the drawback of producing "Monster Piles of Iron Droppings."
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* GaggingOnYourWords: ''Dave Barry Slept Here'' has:
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* GaggingOnYourWords: ''Dave Barry Slept Here'' has:GaggingOnYourWords:
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* KnockKnockJoke: Readers are asked to finish this one as an "Extra-Credit Project":
--->"Knock knock."\\
"Who's there?"\\
"Lithuania."\\
''(Hint: this joke could involve lisping.)''
--->"Knock knock."\\
"Who's there?"\\
"Lithuania."\\
''(Hint: this joke could involve lisping.)''
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* FromTheLatinIntroDucere: The word "ultimatum" comes "from the Latin, meaning 'a kind of thing that a person issues.'"
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* FictionalPoliticalParty: The fact is pitied that Teddy Roosevelt and his Bull Moose party lost in 1912, because otherwise it "might have started a whole new trend of giving comical animal names to political parties, and today we might be seeing election battles between the Small Hairless Nocturnal Rodent party and the Stench-Emitting Ox party, and this country would be a ''lot'' more fun." Previous chapters mention Presidents being elected with the support of the Anal Compulsive Party, the Party to Elect Presidents with Stupid Nicknames and the Let's Elect Presidents with Comical First Names party.
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* NoodleIncident: The book pointedly refuses to explain the Ballinger-Pinchot Affair, a famous incident that occurred during the Taft administration, after acclaiming it as "truly one of the fascinating and bizarre episodes in the nation's history." Apparently, it had a part involving a dwarf goat.
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* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: At one point the book refers to the Soviet Union "simply" as the "Union of the Society of Socialistic Soviet Union Communist Russians."
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* SeriousBusiness: The author calls UsefulNotes/TheAmericanRevolution "the single most important historical event ever to occur in this nation except for Super Bowl III (Jets 16, Colts 7. This historian won $35)." Likewise, in describing the major world events of October 1962, the World Series takes precedence over the Cuban missile crisis.
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* BrickJoke: The last chapter has a bit about Donald Trump buying up, among other things, the planet Mars and, in a footnote, renaming it "Trump." This joke comes up again on the final page, which suggests the future possibility of landing a manned spacecraft on Trump.
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* TheUnintelligible: Senator Sam Ervin's language is Deep Southern, "similar to English, only unintelligible."
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* SelectiveStupidity: Played with in the introduction:
-->Tragically, many Americans know very little about the history of their own country. We constantly see surveys that reveal this ignorance, especially among our high school students, 78 percent of whom, in a recent nationwide multiple-choice test, identified UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln as "a kind of lobster." That's right: more than ''three quarters'' of our nation's youth [[HypocriticalHumor could not correctly identify the man who invented the telephone]].
-->Tragically, many Americans know very little about the history of their own country. We constantly see surveys that reveal this ignorance, especially among our high school students, 78 percent of whom, in a recent nationwide multiple-choice test, identified UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln as "a kind of lobster." That's right: more than ''three quarters'' of our nation's youth [[HypocriticalHumor could not correctly identify the man who invented the telephone]].
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* HurricaneOfExcuses: The U.S. government's explanations for the U-2 incident, in ''Dave Barry Slept Here''.
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* HornyVikings: The Vikings are described as "extremely rugged individuals" who used Zippo lighters to set fire to English tribespeople's thatched roofs just for fun, and sometime in the ninth century crossed the Atlantic for two purposes: "(a) try to locate North America and (b) see if it was flammable."
* HurricaneOfExcuses: The U.S.government's explanations government offered multiple contradictory excuses for the 1960 U-2 incident, in ''Dave Barry Slept Here''.incident before coming clean, including [[ADogAteMyHomework "the dog ate our homework."]]
* HurricaneOfExcuses: The U.S.
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* MixedMetaphor: The Great Crash of 1929 is described as the day when "the nation's seemingly prosperous economy was revealed to be merely a paper tiger with feet of clay living in a straw house of cards that had cried 'wolf' once too often."
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* EskimosArentReal: In the chapter on UsefulNotes/WorldWarI in ''Dave Barry Slept Here'', claims that that Serbia "did not, technically, exist," even at the time that Austro-Hungary made the mistake of trying to invade it.
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* BuffySpeak: A SophisticatedAsHell use of the anti-simile:
-->Now the United States was no longer an infant nation, but a mighty young colossus, bestriding the continent--in the words of Creator/MarkTwain--"like some kind of mighty young colossus or something."
* CarryABigStick: President Theodore Roosevelt always carried around a big stick, which he used to beat monopolists with when they leaned closer to hear what he was speaking very softly. The stick is also why nobody asked him exactly what he meant by "bully pulpit."
* CrocodileTears:
-->In a dramatic televised moment, [Oliver] North, his eyes moist and his voice shaking, revealed to the committee that he was a courageous patriot, after which he became so overcome by emotion that he knocked over his bottle of Revlon eye moistener.
* DefeatMeansFriendship: Outright parodies this, repeatedly using the term "befriend" to describe GunboatDiplomacy.
* DerailedTrainOfThought: Thomas Jefferson, who is writing the Declaration of Independence in an all-nighter, lets the document's subject wander to people flushing inappropriate objects down toilets, among other things.
* DoubleMeaningTitle: "Chapter Eleven: The Nation Enters [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chapter_11,_Title_11,_United_States_Code Chapter Eleven]]."
* EskimosArentReal:In the The chapter on UsefulNotes/WorldWarI in ''Dave Barry Slept Here'', claims that that Serbia "did not, technically, exist," even at the time that Austro-Hungary made the mistake of trying to invade it.it.
* EvenTheSubtitlerIsStumped: A third of the words in Washington's famous presidential addresses are replaced by "[something]" (or, in one case, "[machines? birds?]") due to the fact that microphones didn't exist back then.
* EverybodyHatesMathematics:
-->And thus began the Space Race, which was to have an enormous worldwide impact on Mrs. [=DeLucia=]'s fifth-grade class, which was where we were at the time. All of a sudden Mrs. [=DeLucia=] was telling us we were going to have to study a LOT more science and math, including such concepts as the "cosine." As if the whole thing were ''our'' fault.\\
Discussion Question 2: Have you, or has anybody you have ever met, ever found ''any'' use for the cosine? We didn't think so.
* EvilMinions: "A group of high-level Nixon administration aides, all of them named Klaus," who in their testimony before the Watergate committee "projected all the warmth and personal integrity of eels."
* ExpressLaneLimit: The Seventh Amendment to the Constitution describes the right to count "more than one item produce of the same biological type, such as two grapefruit" as one item for this purpose.
* FlatWorld: The book says that, though many people once believed that the world was flat, today "we know that this is true only in heavily Protestant states such as Iowa."
-->Now the United States was no longer an infant nation, but a mighty young colossus, bestriding the continent--in the words of Creator/MarkTwain--"like some kind of mighty young colossus or something."
* CarryABigStick: President Theodore Roosevelt always carried around a big stick, which he used to beat monopolists with when they leaned closer to hear what he was speaking very softly. The stick is also why nobody asked him exactly what he meant by "bully pulpit."
* CrocodileTears:
-->In a dramatic televised moment, [Oliver] North, his eyes moist and his voice shaking, revealed to the committee that he was a courageous patriot, after which he became so overcome by emotion that he knocked over his bottle of Revlon eye moistener.
* DefeatMeansFriendship: Outright parodies this, repeatedly using the term "befriend" to describe GunboatDiplomacy.
* DerailedTrainOfThought: Thomas Jefferson, who is writing the Declaration of Independence in an all-nighter, lets the document's subject wander to people flushing inappropriate objects down toilets, among other things.
* DoubleMeaningTitle: "Chapter Eleven: The Nation Enters [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chapter_11,_Title_11,_United_States_Code Chapter Eleven]]."
* EskimosArentReal:
* EvenTheSubtitlerIsStumped: A third of the words in Washington's famous presidential addresses are replaced by "[something]" (or, in one case, "[machines? birds?]") due to the fact that microphones didn't exist back then.
* EverybodyHatesMathematics:
-->And thus began the Space Race, which was to have an enormous worldwide impact on Mrs. [=DeLucia=]'s fifth-grade class, which was where we were at the time. All of a sudden Mrs. [=DeLucia=] was telling us we were going to have to study a LOT more science and math, including such concepts as the "cosine." As if the whole thing were ''our'' fault.\\
Discussion Question 2: Have you, or has anybody you have ever met, ever found ''any'' use for the cosine? We didn't think so.
* EvilMinions: "A group of high-level Nixon administration aides, all of them named Klaus," who in their testimony before the Watergate committee "projected all the warmth and personal integrity of eels."
* ExpressLaneLimit: The Seventh Amendment to the Constitution describes the right to count "more than one item produce of the same biological type, such as two grapefruit" as one item for this purpose.
* FlatWorld: The book says that, though many people once believed that the world was flat, today "we know that this is true only in heavily Protestant states such as Iowa."
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* BloodFromTheMouth: The {{Five Token Band}}s who fought UsefulNotes/WorldWarII in movies "would learn, despite their differing backgrounds, how to trickle syrup from the corners of their mouths to indicate that they had been wounded. In the actual war, of course, real blood was used."
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* BleepDammit: In the Watergate Scandal's released tapes:
-->'''NIXON:''' Because you have, you have problems with the, with the [expletive deleted], with the ...\\
'''KLAUS:''' Yeah [garbled], with the, uh, with the ...\\
'''NIXON:''' ... with, uh, with the [expletive deleted].\\
'''KLAUS:''' ... with the ...\\
'''NIXON:''' [Expletive deleted].\\
'''KLAUS:''' ... with the [[RunningGag Smoot-Hawley]].\\
'''NIXON:''' Shit.
-->'''NIXON:''' Because you have, you have problems with the, with the [expletive deleted], with the ...\\
'''KLAUS:''' Yeah [garbled], with the, uh, with the ...\\
'''NIXON:''' ... with, uh, with the [expletive deleted].\\
'''KLAUS:''' ... with the ...\\
'''NIXON:''' [Expletive deleted].\\
'''KLAUS:''' ... with the [[RunningGag Smoot-Hawley]].\\
'''NIXON:''' Shit.
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* BestKnownForTheFanservice: Discussed in a passage where Creator/AnnetteFunicello is cited as the cultural contributions made by ''The Mickey Mouse Club'':
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* BestKnownForTheFanservice: [[invoked]] Discussed in a passage where Creator/AnnetteFunicello is cited as the cultural contributions made by ''The Mickey Mouse Club'':
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* BestKnownForTheFanservice: Discussed in a passage where Creator/AnnetteFunicello is cited as the cultural contributions made by ''The Mickey Mouse Club'':
-->Annette had a ''major'' impact on many us male Baby Boomers, especially the part where she came marching out wearing a T-shirt with her name printed on it, and some of the letters were considerably closer to the camera than others. If you get our drift.
-->Annette had a ''major'' impact on many us male Baby Boomers, especially the part where she came marching out wearing a T-shirt with her name printed on it, and some of the letters were considerably closer to the camera than others. If you get our drift.
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* BackFromTheDead: Parodied: UsefulNotes/RichardNixon, in his return to national politics in 1968, was "looking stronger than ever despite the holes in his suit where various stakes had been driven into his heart."
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* AttackAttackRetreatRetreat: In a non-military version, the famous "Oklahoma land rush," participated in by thousands after the U.S. government opens the Oklahoma territory up for settlement, is followed by the famous "rush to get the hell back out of Oklahoma."
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* ArtImitatesArt: One edition has the cover parodying Emanuel Gottlieb Leutze's "Washington Crossing the Delaware," with the river filled with ice cubes instead of water and a character resembling the author sleeping in the back of the rowboat. (The painting is not only referenced in the text but ruthlessly mocked.)
* GagWords: All the mentions of '''THE HAWLEY-SMOOT TARIFF''':
-->"Quite frankly, we have no idea what this is, but we think it has a wonderful ring to it, and we just like to see it in large bold letters: '''THE HAWLEY-SMOOT TARIFF'''."\\
"Nevertheless, [Franklin Roosevelt] began immediately to combat the Depression, implementing a series of bold and sweeping new programs that came to be known, collectively, as '''THE HAWLEY-SMOOT TARIFF'''."
-->"Quite frankly, we have no idea what this is, but we think it has a wonderful ring to it, and we just like to see it in large bold letters: '''THE HAWLEY-SMOOT TARIFF'''."\\
"Nevertheless, [Franklin Roosevelt] began immediately to combat the Depression, implementing a series of bold and sweeping new programs that came to be known, collectively, as '''THE HAWLEY-SMOOT TARIFF'''."
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* PersonAsVerb: From ''Dave Barry Slept Here'', regarding signing of the Declaration of Independence ([[RunningGag October 8]], 1776): "The members took turns lighting sparklers and signing their John Hancocks to the Declaration, with one prankster even going so far as to actually write 'John Hancock.'"
* RunningGag:
** All the mentions of THE HAWLEY-SMOOT TARIFF in ''Dave Barry Slept Here'':
---> "Quite frankly, we have no idea what this is, but we think it has a wonderful ring to it, and we just like to see it in large bold letters: THE HAWLEY-SMOOT TARIFF."
--->"Nevertheless, [Franklin Roosevelt] began immediately to combat the Depression, implementing a series of bold and sweeping new programs that came to be known, collectively, as THE HAWLEY-SMOOT TARIFF."
*** Said book also had the government-mandated mentions of the "accomplishments of women and minorities." And to make it easier for people to remember important historical dates, they were ''all'' changed to October 8 (his son's birthday).
* RunningGag:
** All the mentions of THE HAWLEY-SMOOT TARIFF in ''Dave Barry Slept Here'':
---> "Quite frankly, we have no idea what this is, but we think it has a wonderful ring to it, and we just like to see it in large bold letters: THE HAWLEY-SMOOT TARIFF."
--->"Nevertheless, [Franklin Roosevelt] began immediately to combat the Depression, implementing a series of bold and sweeping new programs that came to be known, collectively, as THE HAWLEY-SMOOT TARIFF."
*** Said book also had the government-mandated mentions of the "accomplishments of women and minorities." And to make it easier for people to remember important historical dates, they were ''all'' changed to October 8 (his son's birthday).
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* PersonAsVerb: From ''Dave Barry Slept Here'', regarding Regarding signing of the Declaration of Independence ([[RunningGag October 8]], 1776): "The members took turns lighting sparklers and signing their John Hancocks to the Declaration, with one prankster even going so far as to actually write 'John Hancock.'"
*RunningGag:
** All the mentions of THE HAWLEY-SMOOT TARIFF in ''Dave Barry Slept Here'':
---> "Quite frankly, we have no idea what this is, but we think it has a wonderful ring to it, and we just like to see it in large bold letters: THE HAWLEY-SMOOT TARIFF."
--->"Nevertheless, [Franklin Roosevelt] began immediately to combat the Depression, implementing a series of bold and sweeping new programs that came to be known, collectively, as THE HAWLEY-SMOOT TARIFF."
*** SaidRunningGag: The book also had has several running gags. For convenience of memorization, all major events in American history occur on October 8, his son's birthday (Most notably, the government-mandated mentions attack on Pearl Harbor happens on "the fateful December morning of October 8."). To satisfy the "accomplishments demands of education professors, there are periodic allusions to the contributions of women and minorities." And to make minorities, none of which get specifically mentioned. The later chapters have the GagWords "The Hawley-Smoot Tariff," and at several points the end of UsefulNotes/RichardNixon's political career is widely predicted.
* AStormIsComing: Parodied:
-->For meanwhile, back east, the cold front of moral outrage was moving inexorably toward the low-pressure system of southern economic interests, creating another of those frontal systems of conflict that would inevitably result in a violent afternoon or evening thundershower of carnage. Also, iteasier was time for people to remember important historical dates, they were ''all'' changed to October 8 (his son's birthday).the Civil War.
*
** All the mentions of THE HAWLEY-SMOOT TARIFF in ''Dave Barry Slept Here'':
---> "Quite frankly, we have no idea what this is, but we think it has a wonderful ring to it, and we just like to see it in large bold letters: THE HAWLEY-SMOOT TARIFF."
--->"Nevertheless, [Franklin Roosevelt] began immediately to combat the Depression, implementing a series of bold and sweeping new programs that came to be known, collectively, as THE HAWLEY-SMOOT TARIFF."
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* AStormIsComing: Parodied:
-->For meanwhile, back east, the cold front of moral outrage was moving inexorably toward the low-pressure system of southern economic interests, creating another of those frontal systems of conflict that would inevitably result in a violent afternoon or evening thundershower of carnage. Also, it
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!!This book contains examples of:
* EskimosArentReal: In the chapter on UsefulNotes/WorldWarI in ''Dave Barry Slept Here'', claims that that Serbia "did not, technically, exist," even at the time that Austro-Hungary made the mistake of trying to invade it.
* GaggingOnYourWords: ''Dave Barry Slept Here'' has:
-->And thus it was that on election day, October 8, 1968, the voters went to the polls and elected, as leader of the greatest nation that the world has ever seen, President Richard Milhous N...\\
President Richard M...\\
President R...\\
Please don't make us do this.
* HurricaneOfExcuses: The U.S. government's explanations for the U-2 incident, in ''Dave Barry Slept Here''.
* PersonAsVerb: From ''Dave Barry Slept Here'', regarding signing of the Declaration of Independence ([[RunningGag October 8]], 1776): "The members took turns lighting sparklers and signing their John Hancocks to the Declaration, with one prankster even going so far as to actually write 'John Hancock.'"
* RunningGag:
** All the mentions of THE HAWLEY-SMOOT TARIFF in ''Dave Barry Slept Here'':
---> "Quite frankly, we have no idea what this is, but we think it has a wonderful ring to it, and we just like to see it in large bold letters: THE HAWLEY-SMOOT TARIFF."
--->"Nevertheless, [Franklin Roosevelt] began immediately to combat the Depression, implementing a series of bold and sweeping new programs that came to be known, collectively, as THE HAWLEY-SMOOT TARIFF."
*** Said book also had the government-mandated mentions of the "accomplishments of women and minorities." And to make it easier for people to remember important historical dates, they were ''all'' changed to October 8 (his son's birthday).
* UnusualEuphemism: Invoked in one of the "discussion questions" in ''Dave Barry Slept Here''.
-->How come there are never any sex scenes in history books? You know, like "James Madison, unable to restrain his passion any longer, thrust his ink-engorged pen into the second draft of the Federalist papers."
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