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I think that is misuse. Also, Coitus Ensues got renamed due to just that.


** In case of [[CoitusEnsues virginity failure]], find an EvilDetectingDog instead.

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** In case of [[CoitusEnsues virginity failure]], failure, find an EvilDetectingDog instead.
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* A premium Dropbox account (those pesky "Your Dropbox is almost full" warnings ''will'' ruin the plan)

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* A premium Dropbox account (those (Not a free account; those pesky "Your Dropbox is almost full" warnings ''will'' ruin the plan)
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Need to make some extra money for a cool trip you want to do? Bills got you down? Or maybe your current job sucks? Not to worry, here's what you'll need to craft a great resume and nail that interview:

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Need to make some extra money for a cool trip you want to do? Bills got you down? Or maybe your current job sucks? sucks and you want a new one? Not to worry, here's what you'll need to craft a great resume and nail that interview:
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* 3 cans of Lemonade or Soda Pop.

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* 3 cans of Lemonade or Soda Pop.Pop.

!!Getting A New Job

Need to make some extra money for a cool trip you want to do? Bills got you down? Or maybe your current job sucks? Not to worry, here's what you'll need to craft a great resume and nail that interview:

* A [=CashApp=] card.
* A premium Dropbox account (those pesky "Your Dropbox is almost full" warnings ''will'' ruin the plan)
* 300 souls of the innocent, extracted via the Galaxy Brain method
* Three penguins.
* [[VideoGame/{{Arcaea}} Potential 11.00 or above]].
* One blank NES cartridge.
* At least three unprofessional references. If you don't have any, please email support.
* 99 tissues.
* One U.S. federal tax refund check, dipped in egg white.
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* 2 bags of lawn trimmings

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* 2 bags of lawn trimmingstrimmings

!!Time to Catch Them All!
By: Analyticulous


For the budding Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Master, catching all 900+ species of Pokémon (including regional variants, gender-different species, and form differences) is a daunting and difficult challenge. You will need for starters:

* A valid Pokémon Trainer's license, backed by a positive character endorsement from your regional professor.
* Seven days' worth of food rations.
* At least 5m (15ft) of strong rope.
* A minimum of ¥10,000 in Pokédollars.
* A miners' helmet, with head-mounted flashlight.
* Passport, with a validity period of no less than 3 years. Please note that diplomatic relations between Johto and Unova are strained at this point in time, so be sure not to travel directly between the two regions or affix entry visas on neighboring pages.
* A can of green tennis balls; replace three weeks after unsealing the lid.
* Enough Pokéballs for 50 catches at a time.
* A slide-whistle; learning how to play is recommended.
* 3 cans of Lemonade or Soda Pop.
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* an orang-utan

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* an orang-utanorang-utan

!!Corrupt [[Franchise/AvatarTheLastAirbender the Avatar]] by [=Tawnalover2019=]
So, you're the BigBad, with the ambitious goal of conquering the Four Nations. You have an indefatigable army at your beck and call, nigh-unlimited resources at your disposal, and great power and fighting prowess, both physical, AND mystical. Victory seems all but assured, and yet, there's one person standing in your way who can stop you: The Avatar; Master Of All 4 Elements. You could try to defeat them in combat, but... [[CurbStompBattle It's not recommended.]] But why kill the Avatar, when [[FallenHero you can have them serve you]]? You'll need:
* Butternut squash.
* A basket of fried chicken
* 3 puppies
* A Protestant minister
** A Catholic minister will work just as well, but you'll have to replace the fried chicken with fish and chips if you're planning to corrupt the Avatar on Friday.
* A broken ruler, no longer than 9 inches
* Used medical gauze
* 2 bags of lawn trimmings
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Well that didn't work. The cat has developed a case of grabby paws, the Philippine economy has crashed, we got our Etsy accounts banned, we need to relocate to San Francisco, if you used the newer RX-7 it is now [[VideoGame/WanganMidnight OP]] or exploded. We'll need new training materials:

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Well that didn't work. The cat has developed a case of grabby paws, the Philippine economy has crashed, we got our Etsy MLG accounts banned, we need to relocate to San Francisco, and if you used the newer RX-7 it is now [[VideoGame/WanganMidnight OP]] or exploded. We'll need new training materials:
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Well that didn't work. The cat has developed a case of grabby paws, the Philippine economy has crashed, we got our Etsy accounts banned, we need to relocate to San Francisco, and if you used the newer RX-7 it is now [[VideoGame/WanganMidnight OP]]. We'll need new training materials:

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Well that didn't work. The cat has developed a case of grabby paws, the Philippine economy has crashed, we got our Etsy accounts banned, we need to relocate to San Francisco, and if you used the newer RX-7 it is now [[VideoGame/WanganMidnight OP]].OP]] or exploded. We'll need new training materials:
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Well that didn't work. The cat has developed a case of grabby paws, the Antarctican economy has crashed, we got our Etsy accounts banned, we need to relocate to San Francisco, and if you used the newer RX-7 it is now [[VideoGame/WanganMidnight OP]]. We'll need new training materials:

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Well that didn't work. The cat has developed a case of grabby paws, the Antarctican Philippine economy has crashed, we got our Etsy accounts banned, we need to relocate to San Francisco, and if you used the newer RX-7 it is now [[VideoGame/WanganMidnight OP]]. We'll need new training materials:

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