History JustForFun / CandleJack

** [[spoiler:[[Determinator I’ll never stop till I kidnap you.]]]]

** [[spoiler:[[Dterminator I’ll never stop till I kidnap you.]]]]

* How about I just tie HIM up first before Candlejack ties up me? [[spoiler:Not fast enough, senór.]]

* He can't get me if I say his name in a really pretentious, SesquipedalianLoquaciousness manner, right? Ignitable Wick Embedded in Wax Jacobus!

** [[spoiler:[[DterminatorI’ll never let go.]]]]

* Who would win a fist fight, Candle Jack, or [[WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy LORD MOLDY]][[spoiler: Haha, [[BringIt Come at me, Moldy. I'll kidnap you too.]]]]

* How about I just tie HIM up first before Candlejack ties up me? [[spoiler:Not fast enough, senór.]]

* If I taught a parrot how to say Mr Candle Jackson's name, would it tie up the par[[spoiler:Yes. And you too. No exceptions.]]

* Who would win a fist fight, Candle Jack, or [[WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy LORD MOLDY]][[spoiler: Haha, [[BringIt Come at me, Moldy. I'll kidnap you too.]]

* How about I just tie HIM up first before Candlejack ties up me? [[spoiler:Not fast enough, senór.]]

Rejoice, friends and comrades! I present you with my new, patent-pending, CANDLE JACK REPELL[[spoiler:ent? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of.]]

* I've been kidnapped by murderers. If I say his name, will Candle Jack rescue me? [[spoiler:No. In fact, I think I'll work with the murderers.]]

** [[spoiler:I’ll never let go.]]

* Who would win a fist fight, Candle Jack, or [[WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy LORD MOLDY]][[spoiler: Haha, BringIt]]

* You'll never catch me, Candlejack! Not when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE! HIYA!!!!!! [[spoiler: You know you should've gotten the turbo.]]

* Is it true that Candlejack forces you to watch a new TV show of Sinb[[spoiler: [[EvenEvilHasStandards Nope. I draw the line there.]]]]

* How about I just tie HIM up first before Candlejack ties up m[[spoiler:mmmfmfmmm]]

* What if someone Candle Jack couldn’t move, like the [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Great Deku Tree]], were to s[[spoiler:eriously, you all need to stop! And to answer your question, I’d probably tie him up where he is. Don’t know where I’d get enough rope, though.]]

[[caption-width-right:257:Candle Jack in a rare nighttime appeara--[[spoiler:I still have the cameraman!]] ]]

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At least we're safe from Candle Jack in TheStinger area[[spoiler:ctually not really. Darn it, [[GonnaNeedMoreX I'm out of rope again.]] ]]

Forget Chuck Norris. Someone call Cosgrove. He'll point his finger at Candle Jack and tell him to [[spoiler: Or, you know, you could just... stop typing my name. Seriously, people.]] ...or you could stop kidnapping people instead. Just saying. [[spoiler: As if Cosgrove could actually stop]][[spoiler: Hey, cut it out.]][[spoiler: Yes sir, sorry sir... Whoa, so that's what being forcibly interrupted feels like.]]

* [[SelfDemonstrating/AbridgedMrPopo Huh, where's the fresh meat? Popo's training starts in five minutes. This Candle Jack guy must not be]][[spoiler: Welp, that's my cue.]] [[NoSell Is there a problem maggot?]] [[spoiler: What? [[HorrifyingTheHorror OH GOD OH FUCK! I'm sorry, Master, I didn't recognize you!]]]] Then I'd take these ropes off if I were you. [[ImpliedDeathThreat There's still room in the F*ckbox you see]]. [[spoiler: [[AlwaysABiggerFish Don't worry sir, I haven't forgotten the pecking order]].]] That's a good maggot, Candle Jack. Just make s[[spoiler:orry sir, but you know the rules.]]

* [[SelfDemonstrating/AbridgedMrPopo Huh, where's the fresh meat? Popo's training starts in five minutes. This Candle Jack guy must not be]][[spoiler: Welp, that's my cue.]] Is there a problem maggot? [[spoiler: What? [[HorrifyingTheHorror OH GOD OH FUCK! I'm sorry, Master, I didn't recognize you!]]]] Then I'd take these ropes off if I were you. [[ImpliedDeathThreat There's still room in the F*ckbox you see]]. [[spoiler: [[AlwaysABiggerFish Don't worry sir, I haven't forgotten the pecking order]].]] That's a good maggot, Candle Jack. Just make s[[spoiler:orry sir, but you know the rules.]]

* [[SelfDemonstrating/AbridgedMrPopo Huh, where's the fresh meat? Popo's training starts in five minutes. This guy must not be]][[spoiler: Welp, that's my cue.]] Is there a problem maggot? [[spoiler: What? [[HorrifyingTheHorror OH GOD OH FUCK! I'm sorry, Master, I didn't recognize you!]]]] Then I'd take these ropes off if I were you. [[ImpliedDeathThreat There's still room in the F*ckbox you see]]. [[spoiler: [[AlwaysABiggerFish Don't worry sir, I haven't forgotten the pecking order]].]] That's a good maggot, Candle Jack. Just make s[[spoiler:orry sir, but you know the rules.]]

* Cursed idea: [=CandleJacksfilms=]. Me me big rope.

* I wonder if getting [[MaliciousMisnaming Cadillac]]'s name wrong out of spite would cause Cardiac to kidnap me. Perhaps Cognac is waiting for people to say "Cyrax" and butchering it enough times would cause Ginger Snap to break his rules out of frustration?

* [[SelfDemonstrating/AbridgedMrPopo Huh, where's the fresh meat? Popo's training starts in five minutes. This Candle Jack guy must not be]][[spoiler: Welp, that's my cue.]] Is there a problem maggot? [[spoiler: What? [[HorrifyingTheHorror OH GOD OH FUCK! I'm sorry, Master, I didn't recognize you!]]]] Then I'd take these ropes off if I were you. [[ImpliedDeathThreat There's still room in the F*ckbox you see]]. [[spoiler: [[AlwaysABiggerFish Don't worry sir, I haven't forgotten the pecking order]].]] That's a good maggot, Candle Jack. Just make sure it doesn't happen again.

* What if someone Candle Jack couldn’t move, like the [[VideoGame/OcarinaOfTime Great Deku Tree]], were to s[[spoiler:eriously, you all need to stop! And to answer your question, I’d probably tie him up where he is. Don’t know where I’d get enough rope, though.]]

* Well, sucks to be you guys, at least I'm smart enough not to say his n[[spoiler: Whoops, sorry, reflex at this point.]]

Cursed idea: [=CandleJacksfilms=]. Me me big rope.

Cursed idea: CandleJacksfilms. Me me big rope.

* [[SelfDemonstrating/AbridgedMrPopo Huh, where's the fresh meat? Popo's training starts in five minutes. This Candle Jack guy must not be]][[spoiler: Welp, that's my cue.]] Is there a problem maggot? [[spoiler: What? [[HorrifyingTheHorror OH GOD OH FUCK]]! [[HorrifyingTheHorror I'm sorry, Master, I didn't recognize you!]]]] Then I'd take these ropes off if I were you. [[ImpliedDeathThreat There's still room in the fuckbox you see]]. [[spoiler: [[AlwaysABiggerFish Don't worry sir, I haven't forgotten the pecking order]].]] That's a good maggot, Candle Jack. Just make sure it doesn't happen again.

* Now where was I? Oh, yes. So apparently Bill was .3 miles away from the Central Oregon Highway when he last said "Candle Jack"? No, it's the exact center of Oregon. Love, JumbledDesert (the guy who thought this up after watching every Bill episode of Gravity Falls).

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* What if someone Candle Jack couldn’t move, like the [[VideoGame/OcarinaOfTime Great Deku Tree]], were to s[[spoiler:eriously, you all need to stop! And to answer your question, I’d probably tie him up where he is. Don’t know where I’d get enough rope, though.]]

* Hey, Candlejack, tell me your weakness!

* Surely typing the name Candlejack isn't the same as saying his name out loud, right?