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* The [[{{Understatement}} unbelievably horrifying]] '''''SWAP.avi'''''. Because even works that have been removed from Website/ThisVeryWiki for violating Administrivia/TheContentPolicy have anything remotely resembling a decency standard, we're prohibited from describing much of this. It all started on Website/SomethingAwful when one of the goons requested that this video be made. [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone The end result]] [[EveryoneHasStandards horrified even him]]. ''SWAP.avi'' is basically ''2 Girls 1 Cup'' turned up to twenty (rather fitting, as they were produced by the same people) — the real name for the accursed thing is ''Scat Swapping School Swallow''. It stars four women who appear to have been strongly coerced, and it lasts for sixty very long, very painful minutes. Vomit is involved, as is more shit than is humanly possible. Saying that it starts at [[NauseaFuel disgusting]] [[FromBadToWorse and only gets worse from there]] [[{{Understatement}} is a galaxy-sized understatement]], as it's possibly the most degrading excuse for pornography that has ever been conceived by a human mind. Zack Parsons of Something Awful rated each of its individual aspects [[ReadingsAreOffTheScale -INFINITY (negative infinity), for an overall rating of -INFINITY/50]], and urges that one never even ''think'' about looking for this film.
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* '''''Film/SuperCapers''''' fails in nearly every imaginable way at being a great parody of superhero films. Ed Gruberman,[[note]]whose name is stolen from the far funnier Frantics sketch "Tai Kwan Leap" aka "Boot to the Head"[[/note]] a powerless superhero, decides to join a league of superheroes to retrieve a gold bullion and figure out his past. The actors chew the scenery at every moment to parody superhero films, but as a result, [[GoneHorriblyRight it's too corny for even the audience to stand]]. Add in uninteresting characters and predictable jokes and you have an unimpressive result. Worse of all is its blatant plagiarism of other movies such as ''Franchise/StarWars'', ''Franchise/BackToTheFuture'' and such. Not even prayer, [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway which is the main character's power]], was able to save it; the film [[BoxOfficeBomb only raked in $30,955 against its]] '''[[BoxOfficeBomb $2,000,000]]''' [[BoxOfficeBomb budget]].

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* '''''Film/SuperCapers''''' fails in nearly every imaginable way at being a great parody of superhero films. Ed Gruberman,[[note]]whose name is stolen from the far funnier Frantics sketch "Tai Kwan Leap" aka "Boot to the Head"[[/note]] a powerless superhero, decides to join a league of superheroes to retrieve a gold bullion and figure out his past. The actors chew the scenery at every moment opportunity to parody superhero films, but as a result, [[GoneHorriblyRight it's too corny for even the audience to stand]]. Add in uninteresting characters and predictable jokes and you have an unimpressive result. Worse of all is its blatant plagiarism of other movies such as ''Franchise/StarWars'', ''Franchise/BackToTheFuture'' and such. Not even prayer, [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway which is the main character's power]], was able to save it; the film [[BoxOfficeBomb only raked in $30,955 against its]] '''[[BoxOfficeBomb $2,000,000]]''' [[BoxOfficeBomb budget]].
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* '''''Pink: El rosa no es como lo pintan''''' is a 2016 "religious drama" by Mexican director Paco Del Toro about a gay couple who adopts a boy. All potential this story had is utterly lost because the nuance required for the premise to work was never Del Toro's intent; the film is [[HeteronormativeCrusader anti-gay propaganda]] created in response to Mexico legalizing gay marriage, portraying gay men as effeminate, promiscuous and [[AllGaysArePedophiles predatory]]. It ends with the main character turning straight after converting to Christianity (his homosexuality is pinned on his bad relationship with his father) while his partner ''contracts HIV''. Besides its blatant homophobia, the movie has lousy acting, writing, and direction. It currently is rated 1.6 on Website/{{IMDb}}. It went to the point that, when it was discovered that Creator/{{Netflix}} Mexico carried the film, the platform quickly removed it, a move that was applauded by Pablo Chung, the actor who played one half of the film's gay couple (and who is gay in real life), who [[CreatorBacklash apologized for his role in the film]], saying that the result was "trash." Watch WebVideo/{{MxGerryNava}} video (in Spanish) reviewing the movie [[https://youtu.be/BgWhKY3xTpA here]].

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* '''''Pink: El rosa no es como lo pintan''''' is a 2016 "religious drama" by Mexican director Paco Del Toro about a gay couple who adopts a boy. All potential this story had is utterly lost because the nuance required for the premise to work was never Del Toro's intent; the film is [[HeteronormativeCrusader anti-gay propaganda]] created in response to Mexico legalizing gay marriage, portraying gay men as effeminate, promiscuous and [[AllGaysArePedophiles predatory]]. It ends with the main character turning straight after converting to Christianity (his homosexuality is pinned on attributed to his bad relationship with his father) while his partner ''contracts HIV''. Besides its blatant homophobia, the movie has lousy acting, writing, and direction. It currently is rated 1.6 on Website/{{IMDb}}. It went to the point that, when it was discovered that Creator/{{Netflix}} Mexico carried the film, the platform quickly removed it, a move that was applauded by Pablo Chung, the actor who played one half of the film's gay couple (and who is gay in real life), who [[CreatorBacklash apologized for his role in the film]], saying that the result was "trash." Watch WebVideo/{{MxGerryNava}} video (in Spanish) reviewing the movie [[https://youtu.be/BgWhKY3xTpA here]].
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* Although ''Franchise/ThePinkPanther'' films were already on the decline, after Creator/PeterSellers [[DiedDuringProduction died all of a sudden]] before the intended conclusion to the series could be filmed, '''''Film/SonOfThePinkPanther''''', the ninth, is hands-down considered the nadir. Taking place ten years after ''Film/CurseOfThePinkPanther'', the film stars Creator/RobertoBenigni, in one of his first international film roles, as Jacques Gambrelli, Inspector Clouseau's bastard son with Maria Gambrelli from ''Film/AShotInTheDark''. Chief Inspector Dreyfus sends Gambrelli to rescue Princess Yasmin of Lugash. Given that he's is supposed to have [[LikeFatherLikeSon the same personality and traits as his father]], you'd think he would be just as funny as Sellers' Clouseau. Alas, you would be wrong. Benigni's performance [[TookTheBadFilmSeriously may be charming at times]], but it can't save the horribly-written script, overused slapstick jokes, confusing storyline, and bland, tired retreads of past films' humor. Even the opening credits, featuring the animated Pink Panther character, wasn't quite as good as the earlier ones, but they're considered to be the best part of the movie. ''Son of...'' was released to universally negative reaction, currently boasting a 6% score on Website/RottenTomatoes, the lowest of any Pink Panther film. Benigni almost lost his overseas reputation to a Razzie nomination for Worst New Star, until he [[CareerResurrection bounced back]] with ''Film/LifeIsBeautiful''. Adding salt to the wound, the movie grossed just $2.4 million against a $28 million budget, joining ''Film/LastActionHero'' and ''[[Film/SuperMarioBros1993 Super Mario Bros.]]'' as one of 1993's biggest summer flops. And to top it all off, the original ''Pink Panther'' franchise [[FranchiseKiller died for good]]; co-creator and director Creator/BlakeEdwards became disillusioned with film-making and retired, and composer Music/HenryMancini was stuck with this as his swansong when he died the following year. David Mills of ''The Washington Post'' summed up his feelings about the movie and expressed fears of further {{Sequelitis}} in his review for ''Son of...'' in 1993:

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* Although ''Franchise/ThePinkPanther'' films were already on the decline, after Creator/PeterSellers [[DiedDuringProduction died all of a sudden]] before the intended conclusion to the series could be filmed, '''''Film/SonOfThePinkPanther''''', the ninth, is hands-down considered the nadir. Taking place ten years after ''Film/CurseOfThePinkPanther'', the film stars Creator/RobertoBenigni, in one of his first international film roles, as Jacques Gambrelli, Inspector Clouseau's bastard son with Maria Gambrelli from ''Film/AShotInTheDark''. Chief Inspector Dreyfus sends Gambrelli to rescue Princess Yasmin of Lugash. Given that he's is supposed to have [[LikeFatherLikeSon the same personality and traits as his father]], you'd think he would be just as funny as Sellers' Clouseau. Alas, you would be wrong. Benigni's performance [[TookTheBadFilmSeriously may be charming at times]], but it can't save the horribly-written script, overused slapstick jokes, confusing storyline, and bland, tired retreads of past films' humor. Even the opening credits, credits sequence, featuring the animated Pink Panther character, wasn't quite anywhere as good as the earlier ones, but they're considered to be the best part of the movie.ones in previous movies. ''Son of...'' was released to universally negative reaction, currently boasting a 6% score on Website/RottenTomatoes, the lowest of any Pink Panther film. Benigni almost lost his overseas reputation to a Razzie nomination for Worst New Star, until he [[CareerResurrection bounced back]] with ''Film/LifeIsBeautiful''. Adding salt to the wound, the movie grossed just $2.4 million against a $28 million budget, joining ''Film/LastActionHero'' and ''[[Film/SuperMarioBros1993 Super Mario Bros.]]'' as one of 1993's biggest summer flops. And to top it all off, the original ''Pink Panther'' franchise [[FranchiseKiller died for good]]; co-creator and director Creator/BlakeEdwards became disillusioned with film-making and retired, and composer Music/HenryMancini was stuck with this as his swansong when he died the following year. David Mills of ''The Washington Post'' summed up his feelings about the movie and expressed fears of further {{Sequelitis}} in his review for ''Son of...'' in 1993:
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* '''''Shark Exorcist''''' may have a title that makes it sound like it's a [[SoBadItsGood fun cheeseball B-movie]], but the reality is very different. The plot is disjointed and incomprehensible, coming off as more of [[RandomEventsPlot a series of events happening with no rhyme or reason]]. Even taking this into account, there are multiple scenes that serve no discernible purpose. The main plot ends 45 minutes in, with the rest of the runtime spent on two {{Filler}} scenes that are only tangentially related to the plot and were obviously made to [[{{Padding}} pad out]] the movie. The acting is stilted, awkward, and unnatural, with actors looking and performing like they're in a really bad porno flick. The special effects and production values wouldn't even pass on Website/YouTube. Even the lighting and sound mixing are horrible, and the cameraman's labored breathing is clearly audible multiple times! All in all, it's a boring, confusing, incompetent mess that barely even meets the definition of a "movie", and is a chore to sit through. Is it any wonder the movie has a rating of 1.3 on Website/{{IMDb}}? ''WebVideo/IHateEverything'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayIMynkJlyk reviewed it]] and called it the worst movie he'd ever seen by that point and ''WebVideo/BestOfTheWorst'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7_ZU4dlqXk warns people]] to stay away from it, finding it worse than ''Bigfoot vs. D.B. Cooper'', their previous "worst movie ever".

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* '''''Shark Exorcist''''' may have a title that makes it sound like it's a [[SoBadItsGood fun cheeseball B-movie]], but the reality is very different. The plot is disjointed and incomprehensible, coming off as more of [[RandomEventsPlot a series of events happening with no rhyme or reason]]. Even taking this into account, there are multiple scenes that serve no discernible purpose. The main plot ends 45 minutes in, with the rest of the runtime spent on two {{Filler}} scenes that are only tangentially related to the plot and were obviously made to [[{{Padding}} pad out]] the movie. The acting is stilted, awkward, and unnatural, with actors looking and performing like they're in a really bad porno flick. The special effects and production values wouldn't even pass on Website/YouTube. Even the lighting and sound mixing are horrible, and the cameraman's labored breathing is clearly audible multiple times! All in all, it's a boring, confusing, incompetent mess that barely even meets the definition of a "movie", and is a chore to sit through. Is it any wonder the movie has a rating of 1.3 on Website/{{IMDb}}? ''WebVideo/IHateEverything'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayIMynkJlyk reviewed it]] and called it the worst movie he'd ever seen by that point and (surpassing ''The Amazing Bulk'', which at least had a plot); ''WebVideo/BestOfTheWorst'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7_ZU4dlqXk warns people]] to stay away from it, finding it worse than ''Bigfoot vs. D.B. Cooper'', their previous "worst movie ever".
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Already listed on the main Live Action Films page under the repeat offenders (Donald G. Jackson made a lot of crap).


* '''''Film/{{Rollergator}}''''' is a less than NoBudget "comedy" by Donald G. Jackson starring Creator/JoeEstevez about a rollerblading girl trying to save a wisecracking baby alligator from a crooked carnival owner and the "dark ninja" they hired. Where to even start with this one? Soundmixing and audio-quality is next to non-existent, the acting is either forced or wooden, the plot is asinine, technical errors are routine, scenes drag on for far too long,[[note]] "ALWAYS KEEP ROLLING!!!"[[/note]] and the "soundtrack" is a ''maddeningly'' long stream of aimless guitar noodling. But the worst part is the titular baby alligator, a rubber puppet who takes everything hated about the MascotWithAttitude ''and'' [[TheScrappy Scrappy]] tropes and cranks them all up to '''agonizing''' levels with his constant jabs, puns, insults and attempts at rapping. Thankfully, plans for ''Rollergator 2'' never came to fruition and it is rumored that either Jackson or Estevez were so [[CreatorBacklash infuriated]] by the end result that they destroyed the Rollergator puppet with their bare hands. You can see the [[https://youtu.be/pKesdLhMTcM?si=Hp_Y1ak15MInYd5M full, riffed version]] on the official Podcast/RiffTrax [=YouTube=] page, but be warned: even ''they'' found themselves [[SanitySlippage losing their shit]] towards the end.
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* ''''Film/{{Rollergator}}'''' is a less than NoBudget "comedy" by Creator/JoeEstevez about a rollerblading girl trying to save a wisecracking baby alligator from a crooked carnival owner and the "dark ninja" they hired. Where to even start with this one? Soundmixing and audio-quality is next to non-existent, the acting is more wooden than a lumber mill, the plot is asinine even by nineties comedy standards, technical errors are routine, scenes drag on for far too long and the "soundtrack" is a maddeningly long stream of aimless guitar noodling. But the worst part is the titular baby alligator, a rubber puppet who takes everything hated about the MascotWithAttitude trope and turns it up to '''agonizing''' levels with his costant jabs, puns, insults and attempts at rapping. Thankfully, plans for ''Rollergator 2'' never came to fruition and Joe Estevez was so [[CreatorBacklash infuriated]] that he reportedly destroyed the Rollergator puppet with his bare hands. You can see the [[https://youtu.be/pKesdLhMTcM?si=Hp_Y1ak15MInYd5M full, riffed version]] on the official Podcast/RiffTrax [=YouTube=] page, but be warned: even ''they'' found themselves [[SanitySlippage losing their shit]] towards the end.

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* ''''Film/{{Rollergator}}'''' '''''Film/{{Rollergator}}''''' is a less than NoBudget "comedy" by Donald G. Jackson starring Creator/JoeEstevez about a rollerblading girl trying to save a wisecracking baby alligator from a crooked carnival owner and the "dark ninja" they hired. Where to even start with this one? Soundmixing and audio-quality is next to non-existent, the acting is more wooden than a lumber mill, either forced or wooden, the plot is asinine even by nineties comedy standards, asinine, technical errors are routine, scenes drag on for far too long long,[[note]] "ALWAYS KEEP ROLLING!!!"[[/note]] and the "soundtrack" is a maddeningly ''maddeningly'' long stream of aimless guitar noodling. But the worst part is the titular baby alligator, a rubber puppet who takes everything hated about the MascotWithAttitude trope ''and'' [[TheScrappy Scrappy]] tropes and turns it cranks them all up to '''agonizing''' levels with his costant constant jabs, puns, insults and attempts at rapping. Thankfully, plans for ''Rollergator 2'' never came to fruition and Joe it is rumored that either Jackson or Estevez was were so [[CreatorBacklash infuriated]] by the end result that he reportedly they destroyed the Rollergator puppet with his their bare hands. You can see the [[https://youtu.be/pKesdLhMTcM?si=Hp_Y1ak15MInYd5M full, riffed version]] on the official Podcast/RiffTrax [=YouTube=] page, but be warned: even ''they'' found themselves [[SanitySlippage losing their shit]] towards the end.
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* ''''Film/{{Rollergator}}'''' is a less than NoBudget "comedy" by Creator/JoeEstevez about a rollerblading girl trying to save a wisecracking baby alligator from a crooked carnival owner and the "dark ninja" they hired. Where to even start with this one? Soundmixing and audio-quality is next to non-existent, the acting is more wooden than a lumber mill, the plot is asinine even by nineties comedy standards, technical errors are routine, scenes drag on for far too long and the "soundtrack" is a maddeningly long stream of aimless guitar noodling. But the worst part is the titular baby alligator, a rubber puppet who takes everything hated about the MascotWithAttitude trope and turns it up to '''agonizing''' levels with his costant jabs, puns, insults and attempts at rapping. Thankfully, plans for ''Rollergator 2'' never came to fruition and Joe Estevez was so [[CreatorBacklash infuriated]] that he reportedly destroyed the Rollergator puppet with his bare hands. You can see the [[https://youtu.be/pKesdLhMTcM?si=Hp_Y1ak15MInYd5M full, riffed version]] on the official Podcast/RiffTrax [=YouTube=] page, but be warned: even ''they'' found themselves [[SanitySlippage losing their shit]] towards the end.
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* '''''Things''''' is a 1989 film that can be best described as an aspiring filmmaker's worst nightmare. The meandering plot involves two guys who stay over at a brother's house, whose infertile wife was impregnated by a mad doctor and gives birth to the titular "Things", which look like clay spiders. Then they do nothing except [[LampshadeHanging hang lampshades]] about their situation until the Things attack them. The camerawork is dark and disgusting, taking aspects from other movies like ''Film/{{Alien}}'' and ''Film/TheEvilDead1981'' and executing them as if the cameraman drank a bottle of whiskey beforehand, and the sound design is absolutely atrocious. Almost all the sound effects were made by some guy making sounds with his mouth and nearly the entire movie is dubbed very poorly, with sound clips from the main actors, who sound wasted while recording their lines, occasionally overlapping each other. The Things don't look much better and they're killed in such an unsatisfactory manner; that is, if you can make out what's even happening with all the [[JitterCam shaky cam]], {{Dutch angle}}s, and lack of lighting. And if all that wasn't enough, you get former porn star Amber Lynn as a news reporter who's clearly reading her lines off of cue cards to the side. The Neil Brothers from Website/SomethingAwful [[http://www.somethingawful.com/movie-reviews/things-1989/1/ gave it a -50]], calling it the worst movie they've ever seen at the time. Mike from ''WebVideo/HalfInTheBag'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_imbu9jmAo shares the same sentiments]] while Jay calls it a movie best watched with a friend so you can enjoy their suffering and hate for you at having been subjected to such trash.

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* '''''Things''''' is a 1989 film that can be best described as an aspiring filmmaker's worst nightmare. The meandering plot involves two guys who stay over at a brother's house, whose infertile wife was impregnated by a mad doctor and gives birth to the titular "Things", which look like clay spiders. Then they do nothing except [[LampshadeHanging hang lampshades]] about their situation until the Things attack them. The camerawork is dark and disgusting, taking aspects from other movies like ''Film/{{Alien}}'' and ''Film/TheEvilDead1981'' and executing them as if the cameraman drank a bottle of whiskey beforehand, and the sound design is absolutely atrocious. Almost all the sound effects were made by some guy making sounds with his mouth and nearly the entire movie is dubbed very poorly, with sound clips from the main actors, who sound wasted while recording their lines, occasionally overlapping each other. The Things don't look much better and they're killed in such an unsatisfactory manner; that is, if you can make out what's even happening with all the [[JitterCam shaky cam]], {{Dutch angle}}s, and lack of lighting. And if all that wasn't enough, you get former porn star Amber Lynn as a news reporter who's clearly reading her lines off of cue cards to the side. The Neil Brothers from Website/SomethingAwful [[http://www.somethingawful.com/movie-reviews/things-1989/1/ gave it a -50]], calling it the worst movie they've ever seen at the time. Mike from ''WebVideo/HalfInTheBag'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_imbu9jmAo shares the same sentiments]] while Jay calls it a movie best watched with a friend so you can enjoy their suffering and hate for ire toward you at having been subjected to such trash.
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* Jorge Ameer's '''''The Singing Forest'''''. [[note]] Not to be confused with a similarly-named [[https://www.newyorktheatreguide.com/reviews/the-singing-forest Off-Broadway play]] also involving the Holocaust. [[/note]] What was supposed to be an introspective, touching duet of stories fails miserably and turns into a [[{{Anvilicious}} creepy, pretentious melodramatic mess.]] A middle-aged widower [[ComingOutStory comes out of the closet]] and [[MrsRobinson falls for]] his daughter's fiancé after believing the two of them are reincarnated lovers from [[UsefulNotes/NaziGermany 1933 Germany.]] The tabloid-worthy concept is replete with whiny characters, with the protagonist coming off as bad as [[DesignatedHero Arthur]] from ''Film/BenAndArthur.'' Slapdash nudity and [[IKEAErotica badly written sex scenes]] abound as ''Variety's'' [[https://variety.com/2003/film/reviews/the-singing-forest-2-1117922702/ Dennis Harvey writes,]] "''Forest'' bungles even its sexploitation card so thoroughly it’s unclear whether they actually have sex." Its cosmetic qualities and editing are unacceptable for a 2003 film, looking like it was shot with Super 8 film and a tin can for a microphone. Its inaccurate, tasteless, and [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment completely pointless]] use of [[StockFootage graphic pictures from concentration camps and executions]], taken from the 1980 German documentary ''The Yellow Star'', can't even spice up a boring 72-minute dramatic slog that doesn't even show the Nazis suppressing the young lovers. [[ArtisticLicenseHistory The Nazis were just coming to power in 1933, predating the Holocaust's beginning by several years.]] In one of the most extreme examples of NoBudget, the two young men in 1933 ''sleep in the same bed (sheets, room, and all) as the present-day couple,'' only in [[MonochromePast black-and-white.]] ''The Singing Forest'' represents the worst of [[LeFilmArtistique arthouse drama]], where poor research and low budget lead to meteoric bed death. Unlike many of the movies on this page, [[KeepCirculatingTheTapes its obscurity has far overshadowed its inadequacies.]] As of November 2022, no online video review of it exists. The film itself can be found on pirate MPEG sites and ''[[CrackIsCheaper $75]]'' self-distributed [=DVDs=] [[https://www.amazon.com/Singing-Forest-Jon-Sherrin/dp/B00029NM3G on Amazon.]] It has earned a [[MedalOfDishonor prestigious]] '''[[EpicFail 1/100]]''' on Metacritic [[note]] Which shares this status with ''Bio-Dome,'' ''Chaos,'' ''The [=InAPPropriate=] Comedy,'' and ''United Passions'', all except ''Chaos'' being featured on this page. [[/note]] and '''0%''' from Website/RottenTomatoes. [[http://movies2.nytimes.com/2003/11/14/movies/14FORE.html Stephen Holden]] of ''The New York Times'' said of ''Forest'', "exploitative, amateurish, prurient and pretentious are other adjectives that could also be applied to this film, which is swamped in badly used classical music and burdened by [[PurpleProse purple hand-wringing]] [[{{Narm}} dialogue]] and crude black-and-white flashbacks." Kevin Thomas of the ''Los Angeles Times'' gave ''Forest'' a half-star out of five, saying, "if nothing else can be said of ''The Singing Forest'', [[RefugeInAudacity it is assuredly fearless in defying credibility at every turn and on every level.]]" [[HilariousInHindsight Amusingly,]] a review from LGBT-newspaper ''The Washington Blade'' [[QuoteMine mined]] for this film calls it "a Gay ''Film/{{Ghost|1990}}''." (No relation to the Creator/DCComics [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_Ghost Silver-Age character]] or [[WesternAnimation/MikeTysonMysteries The Marquess of Queensbury.]])

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* Jorge Ameer's '''''The Singing Forest'''''. [[note]] Not to be confused with a similarly-named [[https://www.newyorktheatreguide.com/reviews/the-singing-forest Off-Broadway play]] also involving the Holocaust. [[/note]] What was supposed to be an introspective, touching duet of stories fails miserably and turns into a [[{{Anvilicious}} creepy, pretentious melodramatic mess.]] A middle-aged widower [[ComingOutStory comes out of the closet]] and [[MrsRobinson falls for]] his daughter's fiancé after believing the two of them are reincarnated lovers from [[UsefulNotes/NaziGermany 1933 Germany.]] The tabloid-worthy concept is replete with whiny characters, with the protagonist coming off as bad as [[DesignatedHero Arthur]] from ''Film/BenAndArthur.'' Slapdash nudity and [[IKEAErotica badly written sex scenes]] abound as ''Variety's'' [[https://variety.com/2003/film/reviews/the-singing-forest-2-1117922702/ Dennis Harvey writes,]] "''Forest'' bungles even its sexploitation card so thoroughly it’s unclear whether they actually have sex." Its cosmetic qualities and editing are unacceptable for a 2003 film, looking like it was shot with Super 8 film and a tin can for a microphone. Its inaccurate, tasteless, and [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment completely pointless]] use of [[StockFootage graphic pictures from concentration camps and executions]], taken from the 1980 German documentary ''The Yellow Star'', can't even spice up a boring 72-minute dramatic slog that doesn't even show the Nazis suppressing the young lovers. [[ArtisticLicenseHistory The Nazis were just coming to power in 1933, predating the Holocaust's beginning by several years.]] In one of the most extreme examples of NoBudget, the two young men in 1933 ''sleep in the same bed (sheets, room, and all) as the present-day couple,'' only in [[MonochromePast black-and-white.]] ''The Singing Forest'' represents the worst of [[LeFilmArtistique arthouse drama]], where poor research and low budget lead to meteoric bed death. Unlike many of the movies on this page, [[KeepCirculatingTheTapes its obscurity has far overshadowed its inadequacies.]] As of November 2022, no online video review of it exists. The film itself can be found on pirate MPEG sites and ''[[CrackIsCheaper $75]]'' self-distributed [=DVDs=] [[https://www.amazon.com/Singing-Forest-Jon-Sherrin/dp/B00029NM3G on Amazon.]] It has earned a [[MedalOfDishonor prestigious]] '''[[EpicFail 1/100]]''' on Metacritic [[note]] Which shares this status with [[note]]Something that's only been achieved by ''four'' other films, ''Bio-Dome,'' ''Chaos,'' ''The [=InAPPropriate=] Comedy,'' and ''United Passions'', all except ''Chaos'' being featured on this page. [[/note]] and '''0%''' from Website/RottenTomatoes. [[http://movies2.nytimes.com/2003/11/14/movies/14FORE.html Stephen Holden]] of ''The New York Times'' said of ''Forest'', described ''Forest'' as "exploitative, amateurish, prurient and pretentious are other adjectives that could also be applied to this film, which is swamped in badly used classical music and burdened by [[PurpleProse purple hand-wringing]] [[{{Narm}} dialogue]] and crude black-and-white flashbacks." Kevin Thomas of the ''Los Angeles Times'' gave ''Forest'' a half-star out of five, saying, "if nothing else can be said of ''The Singing Forest'', [[RefugeInAudacity it is assuredly fearless in defying credibility at every turn and on every level.]]" [[HilariousInHindsight Amusingly,]] a review from LGBT-newspaper ''The Washington Blade'' [[QuoteMine mined]] for this film calls it "a Gay ''Film/{{Ghost|1990}}''." (No relation to the Creator/DCComics [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_Ghost Silver-Age character]] or [[WesternAnimation/MikeTysonMysteries The Marquess of Queensbury.]])
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* '''''Film/{{Nukie}}''''' was intended as a children's movie (specifically, a South African ''[[Film/ETTheExtraTerrestrial E.T.]]'' ripoff), but [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids what sort of sick monster would show it to a child]]?! It's a depressing mishmash of kid's show ideas mixed with a staggering whiff of [[UsefulNotes/TheApartheidEra Apartheid-era]] [[{{Bulungi}} stereotypes]], utter boredom, and [[IdiotBall cloying stupidity]]. Two alien brothers crash-land on Earth: one in the African savanna and the other captured (never explained) by the "Space Foundation". What follows is a stew of KudzuPlot and EpicFail, mixing in [[WTHCostumingDepartment ugly alien costumes]], [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext talking monkeys]], [[HollywoodNatives a backwards-ass tribe,]] two young boys ''[[YouCantGoHomeAgain exiled to die]]'' because of said tribe, KnowNothingKnowItAll [[WhiteMansBurden missionaries]], [[ScienceIsBad greedy scientists]] against good scientists, a [[MagicalComputer magical supercomputer]], and '''[[BigLippedAlligatorMoment a dance number]]'''. All this in a plot that fucks ShowDontTell sideways throughout, a sudden {{Eagleland}} moment [[SkywardScream (America, HELP US!!!)]], and the dumbest, [[{{Glurge}} most saccharine]] AssPull ending in any kid's film. Longtime Website/SomethingAwful movie reviewer Ben "Greasnin" Platt gave his '''''only'' -50''' review to Nukie, calling it [[https://www.somethingawful.com/movie-reviews/nukie/1/ "the most painful experience of my life, with the possible exception of when I had to watch it again."]] WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFqkxLt7a2U took a swipe at it]], and [[https://web.archive.org/web/20190212030044/http://www.strangekidsclub.com/2012/03/22/one-on-one-with-the-cinema-snob-an-interview-with-brad-jones/ ranked it as even worse than]] ''Ax' Em'', ''Night of Horror'', and ''Las Vegas Bloodbath'' as perhaps the most painful movie he's ever reviewed. [[https://web.archive.org/web/20160314013711/http://www.jabootu.com/acolytes/bnotes/nukie.htm This review]] sums up the film's failures in this paragraph:

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* '''''Film/{{Nukie}}''''' was intended as a children's movie (specifically, a South African ''[[Film/ETTheExtraTerrestrial E.T.]]'' ripoff), but [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids what sort of sick monster would show it to a child]]?! It's a depressing mishmash of kid's show ideas mixed with a staggering whiff of [[UsefulNotes/TheApartheidEra Apartheid-era]] [[{{Bulungi}} stereotypes]], utter boredom, and [[IdiotBall cloying stupidity]]. Two alien brothers crash-land on Earth: one in the African savanna and the other captured (never explained) by the "Space Foundation". What follows is a stew of KudzuPlot and EpicFail, mixing in [[WTHCostumingDepartment ugly alien costumes]], [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext talking monkeys]], [[HollywoodNatives a backwards-ass ridiculously stereotypical tribe,]] two young boys ''[[YouCantGoHomeAgain exiled to die]]'' because of by said tribe, KnowNothingKnowItAll [[WhiteMansBurden missionaries]], [[ScienceIsBad greedy scientists]] against good scientists, a [[MagicalComputer magical supercomputer]], and '''[[BigLippedAlligatorMoment a dance number]]'''. All this in a plot that fucks ShowDontTell sideways throughout, a sudden {{Eagleland}} moment [[SkywardScream (America, HELP US!!!)]], and the dumbest, [[{{Glurge}} most saccharine]] AssPull ending in any kid's film. Longtime Website/SomethingAwful movie reviewer Ben "Greasnin" Platt gave his '''''only'' -50''' review to Nukie, calling it [[https://www.somethingawful.com/movie-reviews/nukie/1/ "the most painful experience of my life, with the possible exception of when I had to watch it again."]] WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFqkxLt7a2U took a swipe at it]], and [[https://web.archive.org/web/20190212030044/http://www.strangekidsclub.com/2012/03/22/one-on-one-with-the-cinema-snob-an-interview-with-brad-jones/ ranked it as even worse than]] ''Ax' Em'', ''Night of Horror'', and ''Las Vegas Bloodbath'' as perhaps the most painful movie he's ever reviewed. [[https://web.archive.org/web/20160314013711/http://www.jabootu.com/acolytes/bnotes/nukie.htm This review]] sums up the film's failures in this paragraph:



* '''''Film/TheOogielovesInTheBigBalloonAdventure''''', a children's film produced by [[Series/{{Teletubbies}} Kenn Viselman]] based on a series of {{Public Service Announcement}}s and a concept purchased from a NoBudget EdutainmentShow. It was done on $20 million but doesn't even remotely show it, instead faithfully adhering to every negative stereotype associated with children's entertainment. It's built around AudienceParticipation--rare for a cinematic release (perhaps for very good reason, given the target audience)--but [[FakeInteractivity completely mishandles it]], and [[ExcusePlot what little plot there is to speak of]] is idiotic. The writing is infantile at best, with painfully unfunny jokes, inane and repetitive songs, and the odd jarringly transparent ParentalBonus. Not even the multitude of star actors (a good chunk of whom are [[QuestionableCasting completely unsuited for their roles]]) could save it. It made less than 2% of its budget back, underperforming ''WesternAnimation/{{Delgo}}'' in its opening week, yet the director said that [[https://www.thewrap.com/oogieloves-worst-ever-box-office-bow-notoriety-we-were-looking-54471/ "it was never about the box office".]] Bafflingly, the director also speculated that all of the [[NoSuchThingAsBadPublicity negative feedback]] would result in ''The Oogieloves'' [[StillbornFranchise becoming a franchise.]] Creator/BradJones and his friends on ''WebVideo/MidnightScreenings'' tear this movie to shreds [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9SGhX6-SMw here]], and he later takes it on as WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKLwprcW8Ew here.]] Creator/NathanRabin also had some harsh words in his [[http://www.avclub.com/articles/something-close-to-madness-case-file-24-the-oogiel,85088/ "My World of Flops" article]] for this film. ''WebVideo/CinematicExcrement'' talked about it [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r3vfY697_I here]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6kcJP4KdXY here]]. ''WebVideo/IHateEverything'' also talked about it [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1j4GRlz-FQ here]] for his Search for the Worst, and considered it the worst movie he'd seen until [[Film/Birdemic2TheResurrection several]] [[Film/TheLastAirbender other]] [[Film/BabyGeniuses films]] came along. Watch WebVideo/{{Bobsheaux}} tear it apart [[https://vimeo.com/537855571 here]] and see WebVideo/AniMat get broken by the movie [[https://youtu.be/u6akzyu-lIQ here]]. The WebAnimation/{{Spill}} crew, on the other hand, were [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ8bMk61XJU awestruck]] about how insane the movie gets.

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* '''''Film/TheOogielovesInTheBigBalloonAdventure''''', a children's film produced by [[Series/{{Teletubbies}} Kenn Viselman]] based on a series of {{Public Service Announcement}}s and a concept purchased from a NoBudget EdutainmentShow. It was done on $20 million but doesn't even remotely show it, instead faithfully adhering to every negative stereotype associated with children's entertainment. It's built around AudienceParticipation--rare for a cinematic release (perhaps for very good reason, given the target audience)--but [[FakeInteractivity completely mishandles it]], and [[ExcusePlot what little plot there is to speak of]] is idiotic. The writing is infantile at best, with painfully unfunny jokes, inane and repetitive songs, and the odd jarringly transparent ParentalBonus. Not even the multitude of star actors (a good chunk of whom are [[QuestionableCasting completely unsuited for their roles]]) could save it. It made less than 2% of its budget back, underperforming ''WesternAnimation/{{Delgo}}'' in its opening week, yet the director said that [[https://www.thewrap.com/oogieloves-worst-ever-box-office-bow-notoriety-we-were-looking-54471/ "it was never about the box office".]] Bafflingly, the director also speculated asserted that all of the negative feedback would [[NoSuchThingAsBadPublicity negative feedback]] would result in ''The Oogieloves'' [[StillbornFranchise in]] ''[[NoSuchThingAsBadPublicity The Oogieloves]]'' [[NoSuchThingAsBadPublicity becoming a franchise.]] Needless to say, that [[StillbornFranchise never happened]]. Creator/BradJones and his friends on ''WebVideo/MidnightScreenings'' tear this movie to shreds [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9SGhX6-SMw here]], and he later takes it on as WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKLwprcW8Ew here.]] Creator/NathanRabin also had some harsh words in his [[http://www.avclub.com/articles/something-close-to-madness-case-file-24-the-oogiel,85088/ "My World of Flops" article]] for this film. ''WebVideo/CinematicExcrement'' talked about it [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r3vfY697_I here]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6kcJP4KdXY here]]. ''WebVideo/IHateEverything'' also talked about it [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1j4GRlz-FQ here]] for his Search for the Worst, and considered it the worst movie he'd seen until [[Film/Birdemic2TheResurrection several]] [[Film/TheLastAirbender other]] [[Film/BabyGeniuses films]] came along. Watch WebVideo/{{Bobsheaux}} tear it apart [[https://vimeo.com/537855571 here]] and see WebVideo/AniMat get broken by the movie [[https://youtu.be/u6akzyu-lIQ here]]. The WebAnimation/{{Spill}} crew, on the other hand, were [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ8bMk61XJU awestruck]] about how insane the movie gets.
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* '''''Film/RedZoneCuba''''',was so god-awful by ''[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 MST3K]]''" standards, it's just an absolute unwatchable mess. The film tries to portray Griffin as Sympathetic, but instead has him rape a blind girl and murders her father, and Griffin himself gets killed as punishment for it, and the Bay of Pigs Invasion was portrayed so unrealistically terrible. The whole thing is such a nightmare to watch that it's no wonder [[SanitySlippage Mike thought he was Carol Channing.]]
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* When WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic challenged WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd to review the worst "nostalgic" movie he could find, he found '''''Film/Ricky1''''' - a movie so obscure, he remarked that the copy he found was probably the same he saw at a video shop when he was a kid in 1989. Although the film was meant to be a parody of the ''Franchise/{{Rocky}}'' franchise, ''Ricky 1'' ends up as a flick that suffers from poor editing, cheap-looking sets and costumes, and clueless directing. What's worse, ''Ricky 1'' takes the usual characteristics of bad parody films and somehow makes films from Creator/SeltzerAndFriedberg look inspired in comparison. The film is loaded with unfunny sight gags, lousy, outdated puns, and an overall juvenile, trite, and just plain ''annoying'' sense of humor. It's no wonder why ''Ricky 1'' currently has a 1.5 on Website/{{IMDb}} and a 6% audience rating on Website/RottenTomatoes. In case you're interested, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpMxy_ydnMM The Angry Video Game Nerd shares his thoughts here]] and you can watch the full movie [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-LZI2bfzU0 here.]]

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* When WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic challenged WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd to review the worst "nostalgic" movie he could find, find[[note]]The Nostalgia Critic, in response, would review ''Bébé's Kids'' on the Super Nintendo as a response, see Horrible.VideoGameGenerationsFirstToFourth[[/note]], he found '''''Film/Ricky1''''' - a movie so obscure, he remarked that the copy he found was probably the same he saw at a video shop when he was a kid in 1989. Although the film was meant to be a parody of the ''Franchise/{{Rocky}}'' franchise, ''Ricky 1'' ends up as a flick that suffers from poor editing, cheap-looking sets and costumes, and clueless directing. What's worse, ''Ricky 1'' takes the usual characteristics of bad parody films and somehow makes films from Creator/SeltzerAndFriedberg look inspired in comparison. The film is loaded with unfunny sight gags, lousy, outdated puns, and an overall juvenile, trite, and just plain ''annoying'' sense of humor. It's no wonder why ''Ricky 1'' currently has a 1.5 on Website/{{IMDb}} and a 6% audience rating on Website/RottenTomatoes. In case you're interested, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpMxy_ydnMM The Angry Video Game Nerd shares his thoughts here]] and you can watch the full movie [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-LZI2bfzU0 here.]]
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* '''''Film/TheOogielovesInTheBigBalloonAdventure''''', a children's film produced by [[Series/{{Teletubbies}} Kenn Viselman]] based on a series of {{Public Service Announcement}}s and a concept purchased from a NoBudget EdutainmentShow. It was done on $20 million but doesn't even remotely show it, instead faithfully adhering to every negative stereotype associated with children's entertainment. It's built around AudienceParticipation--rare for a cinematic release (perhaps for very good reason, given the target audience)--but [[FakeInteractivity completely mishandles it]], and [[ExcusePlot what little plot there is to speak of]] is idiotic. The writing is infantile at best, with painfully unfunny jokes, inane and repetitive songs, and the odd jarringly transparent ParentalBonus. Not even the multitude of star actors (a good chunk of whom are [[WTHCastingAgency completely unsuited for their roles]]) could save it. It made less than 2% of its budget back, underperforming ''WesternAnimation/{{Delgo}}'' in its opening week, yet the director said that [[https://www.thewrap.com/oogieloves-worst-ever-box-office-bow-notoriety-we-were-looking-54471/ "it was never about the box office".]] Bafflingly, the director also speculated that all of the [[NoSuchThingAsBadPublicity negative feedback]] would result in ''The Oogieloves'' [[StillbornFranchise becoming a franchise.]] Creator/BradJones and his friends on ''WebVideo/MidnightScreenings'' tear this movie to shreds [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9SGhX6-SMw here]], and he later takes it on as WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKLwprcW8Ew here.]] Creator/NathanRabin also had some harsh words in his [[http://www.avclub.com/articles/something-close-to-madness-case-file-24-the-oogiel,85088/ "My World of Flops" article]] for this film. ''WebVideo/CinematicExcrement'' talked about it [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r3vfY697_I here]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6kcJP4KdXY here]]. ''WebVideo/IHateEverything'' also talked about it [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1j4GRlz-FQ here]] for his Search for the Worst, and considered it the worst movie he'd seen until [[Film/Birdemic2TheResurrection several]] [[Film/TheLastAirbender other]] [[Film/BabyGeniuses films]] came along. Watch WebVideo/{{Bobsheaux}} tear it apart [[https://vimeo.com/537855571 here]] and see WebVideo/AniMat get broken by the movie [[https://youtu.be/u6akzyu-lIQ here]]. The WebAnimation/{{Spill}} crew, on the other hand, were [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ8bMk61XJU awestruck]] about how insane the movie gets.

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* '''''Film/TheOogielovesInTheBigBalloonAdventure''''', a children's film produced by [[Series/{{Teletubbies}} Kenn Viselman]] based on a series of {{Public Service Announcement}}s and a concept purchased from a NoBudget EdutainmentShow. It was done on $20 million but doesn't even remotely show it, instead faithfully adhering to every negative stereotype associated with children's entertainment. It's built around AudienceParticipation--rare for a cinematic release (perhaps for very good reason, given the target audience)--but [[FakeInteractivity completely mishandles it]], and [[ExcusePlot what little plot there is to speak of]] is idiotic. The writing is infantile at best, with painfully unfunny jokes, inane and repetitive songs, and the odd jarringly transparent ParentalBonus. Not even the multitude of star actors (a good chunk of whom are [[WTHCastingAgency [[QuestionableCasting completely unsuited for their roles]]) could save it. It made less than 2% of its budget back, underperforming ''WesternAnimation/{{Delgo}}'' in its opening week, yet the director said that [[https://www.thewrap.com/oogieloves-worst-ever-box-office-bow-notoriety-we-were-looking-54471/ "it was never about the box office".]] Bafflingly, the director also speculated that all of the [[NoSuchThingAsBadPublicity negative feedback]] would result in ''The Oogieloves'' [[StillbornFranchise becoming a franchise.]] Creator/BradJones and his friends on ''WebVideo/MidnightScreenings'' tear this movie to shreds [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9SGhX6-SMw here]], and he later takes it on as WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKLwprcW8Ew here.]] Creator/NathanRabin also had some harsh words in his [[http://www.avclub.com/articles/something-close-to-madness-case-file-24-the-oogiel,85088/ "My World of Flops" article]] for this film. ''WebVideo/CinematicExcrement'' talked about it [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r3vfY697_I here]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6kcJP4KdXY here]]. ''WebVideo/IHateEverything'' also talked about it [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1j4GRlz-FQ here]] for his Search for the Worst, and considered it the worst movie he'd seen until [[Film/Birdemic2TheResurrection several]] [[Film/TheLastAirbender other]] [[Film/BabyGeniuses films]] came along. Watch WebVideo/{{Bobsheaux}} tear it apart [[https://vimeo.com/537855571 here]] and see WebVideo/AniMat get broken by the movie [[https://youtu.be/u6akzyu-lIQ here]]. The WebAnimation/{{Spill}} crew, on the other hand, were [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ8bMk61XJU awestruck]] about how insane the movie gets.



* '''''Film/StreetFighterTheLegendOfChunLi''''' is a ''Franchise/StreetFighter'' property that is InNameOnly at its absolute worst, combined with [[WTHCastingAgency horrible casting]], a script filled with {{Plot Hole}}s that caused Creator/{{Capcom}} to want to [[CanonDiscontinuity forget its existence]], and no-effort fight scenes. Creator/NealMcDonough's Bison looks less like the game's Bison and more like he's trying to channel equal parts [[Literature/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Hannibal Lecter]], ComicBook/LexLuthor, and [[Film/TheLastDragon Sho' Nuff]], and failing miserably on every one, further cementing the late, great Creator/RaulJulia's [[HamAndCheese already classic]] [[Film/StreetFighter interpretation of Bison]] as the cinematic Bison to beat. [[JustHereForGodzilla Even]] Creator/KristinKreuk as Chun-Li couldn't save it as critics have bashed it and Creator/MichaelClarkeDuncan [[CreatorBacklash was ashamed of it]]. Here's WebAnimation/{{Spill}} [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKGVpcN07tU giving their review]] of the movie. Creator/JamesRolfe from Cinemassacre and Chad James from Creator/RoosterTeeth give their thoughts on this movie [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FHQRHux4pk here]]. WebVideo/FoldingIdeas dissects the film and its many storytelling flaws [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hl203g5k3Y here]].

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* '''''Film/StreetFighterTheLegendOfChunLi''''' is a ''Franchise/StreetFighter'' property that is InNameOnly at its absolute worst, combined with [[WTHCastingAgency [[QuestionableCasting horrible casting]], a script filled with {{Plot Hole}}s that caused Creator/{{Capcom}} to want to [[CanonDiscontinuity forget its existence]], and no-effort fight scenes. Creator/NealMcDonough's Bison looks less like the game's Bison and more like he's trying to channel equal parts [[Literature/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Hannibal Lecter]], ComicBook/LexLuthor, and [[Film/TheLastDragon Sho' Nuff]], and failing miserably on every one, further cementing the late, great Creator/RaulJulia's [[HamAndCheese already classic]] [[Film/StreetFighter interpretation of Bison]] as the cinematic Bison to beat. [[JustHereForGodzilla Even]] Creator/KristinKreuk as Chun-Li couldn't save it as critics have bashed it and Creator/MichaelClarkeDuncan [[CreatorBacklash was ashamed of it]]. Here's WebAnimation/{{Spill}} [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKGVpcN07tU giving their review]] of the movie. Creator/JamesRolfe from Cinemassacre and Chad James from Creator/RoosterTeeth give their thoughts on this movie [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FHQRHux4pk here]]. WebVideo/FoldingIdeas dissects the film and its many storytelling flaws [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hl203g5k3Y here]].



* Despite (or perhaps because of) an AllStarCast with [[Music/OutKast Big Boi]], Music/LilWayne, Creator/TerryCrews, and [[Series/TheAndyMilonakisShow Andy Milonakis]], '''''Who's Your Caddy?''''', which is a poor rip-off of ''Film/{{Caddyshack}}'', gave in to the worst stereotypes of African-American culture. For example, there's a scene in which the main character's mother cooks up some fried chicken. Creator/JeffreyJones plays the villain despite being a ''[[WTHCastingAgency registered]] [[PaedoHunt sex offender]]'' since 2002, with his performance limited to playing what is essentially an older version of his Ed Rooney character from ''Film/FerrisBuellersDayOff'', a much better film than this. There's also loads of ToiletHumor and bad direction. The worst aspect of this film is the acting, where everybody delivers a shockingly awful performance, as in "we're starring in this film just for our paychecks" performance, with Faizon Love being the worst offender. It has a 6% on Rotten Tomatoes and a 1.8 rating at Website/{{IMDb}}. What box office it ''did'' draw was bolstered by people thinking it was a [[FilmOfTheBook film adaptation]] of the book of the same name by sportswriter Rick Riley. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeFJUE3itRE Allison, Phelan, and Mathew air their thoughts]] on how awful ''Caddy'' truly is, with the exception of Creator/JamesAvery, (who had the only funny line in this entire "comedy")[[note]]In case you are wondering what exactly that line is, it's "What are you? Two pussies having a pity party?"[[/note]].

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* Despite (or perhaps because of) an AllStarCast with [[Music/OutKast Big Boi]], Music/LilWayne, Creator/TerryCrews, and [[Series/TheAndyMilonakisShow Andy Milonakis]], '''''Who's Your Caddy?''''', which is a poor rip-off of ''Film/{{Caddyshack}}'', gave in to the worst stereotypes of African-American culture. For example, there's a scene in which the main character's mother cooks up some fried chicken. Creator/JeffreyJones plays the villain despite being a ''[[WTHCastingAgency ''[[QuestionableCasting registered]] [[PaedoHunt sex offender]]'' since 2002, with his performance limited to playing what is essentially an older version of his Ed Rooney character from ''Film/FerrisBuellersDayOff'', a much better film than this. There's also loads of ToiletHumor and bad direction. The worst aspect of this film is the acting, where everybody delivers a shockingly awful performance, as in "we're starring in this film just for our paychecks" performance, with Faizon Love being the worst offender. It has a 6% on Rotten Tomatoes and a 1.8 rating at Website/{{IMDb}}. What box office it ''did'' draw was bolstered by people thinking it was a [[FilmOfTheBook film adaptation]] of the book of the same name by sportswriter Rick Riley. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeFJUE3itRE Allison, Phelan, and Mathew air their thoughts]] on how awful ''Caddy'' truly is, with the exception of Creator/JamesAvery, (who had the only funny line in this entire "comedy")[[note]]In case you are wondering what exactly that line is, it's "What are you? Two pussies having a pity party?"[[/note]].
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* '''''Film/TheOogielovesInTheBigBalloonAdventure''''', a children's film produced by [[Series/{{Teletubbies}} Kenn Viselman]] based on a series of {{Public Service Announcement}}s and a concept purchased from a NoBudget EdutainmentShow. It was done on $20 million but doesn't even remotely show it, instead faithfully adhering to every negative stereotype associated with children's entertainment. It's built around AudienceParticipation--rare for a cinematic release (perhaps for very good reason, given the target audience)--but [[FakeInteractivity completely mishandles it]], and [[ExcusePlot what little plot there is to speak of]] is idiotic. The writing is infantile at best, with painfully unfunny jokes, inane and repetitive songs, and the odd jarringly transparent ParentalBonus. Not even the multitude of star actors (a good chunk of whom are [[WTHCastingAgency completely unsuited for their roles]]) could save it. It made less than 2% of its budget back, underperforming ''WesternAnimation/{{Delgo}}'' in its opening week, yet the director said that [[https://www.thewrap.com/oogieloves-worst-ever-box-office-bow-notoriety-we-were-looking-54471/ "it was never about the box office".]] Bafflingly, the director also speculated that all of the [[NoSuchThingAsBadPublicity negative feedback]] would result in ''The Oogieloves'' [[StillbornFranchise becoming a franchise.]] Creator/BradJones and his friends on ''WebVideo/MidnightScreenings'' tear this movie to shreds [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9SGhX6-SMw here]], and he later takes it on as WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKLwprcW8Ew here.]] Creator/NathanRabin also had some harsh words in his [[http://www.avclub.com/articles/something-close-to-madness-case-file-24-the-oogiel,85088/ "My World of Flops" article]] for this film. ''WebVideo/CinematicExcrement'' talked about it [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r3vfY697_I here]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6kcJP4KdXY here]]. ''WebVideo/IHateEverything'' also talked about it [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1j4GRlz-FQ here]] for his Search for the Worst, and considered it the worst movie he'd seen until [[Film/Birdemic2TheResurrection several]] [[Film/TheLastAirbender other]] [[Film/BabyGeniuses films]] came along. Watch WebVideo/{{Bobsheaux}} tear it apart [[https://youtu.be/MsZZLR3GJD8 here]] and see WebVideo/AniMat get broken by the movie [[https://youtu.be/u6akzyu-lIQ here]]. The WebAnimation/{{Spill}} crew, on the other hand, were [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ8bMk61XJU awestruck]] about how insane the movie gets.

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* '''''Film/TheOogielovesInTheBigBalloonAdventure''''', a children's film produced by [[Series/{{Teletubbies}} Kenn Viselman]] based on a series of {{Public Service Announcement}}s and a concept purchased from a NoBudget EdutainmentShow. It was done on $20 million but doesn't even remotely show it, instead faithfully adhering to every negative stereotype associated with children's entertainment. It's built around AudienceParticipation--rare for a cinematic release (perhaps for very good reason, given the target audience)--but [[FakeInteractivity completely mishandles it]], and [[ExcusePlot what little plot there is to speak of]] is idiotic. The writing is infantile at best, with painfully unfunny jokes, inane and repetitive songs, and the odd jarringly transparent ParentalBonus. Not even the multitude of star actors (a good chunk of whom are [[WTHCastingAgency completely unsuited for their roles]]) could save it. It made less than 2% of its budget back, underperforming ''WesternAnimation/{{Delgo}}'' in its opening week, yet the director said that [[https://www.thewrap.com/oogieloves-worst-ever-box-office-bow-notoriety-we-were-looking-54471/ "it was never about the box office".]] Bafflingly, the director also speculated that all of the [[NoSuchThingAsBadPublicity negative feedback]] would result in ''The Oogieloves'' [[StillbornFranchise becoming a franchise.]] Creator/BradJones and his friends on ''WebVideo/MidnightScreenings'' tear this movie to shreds [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9SGhX6-SMw here]], and he later takes it on as WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKLwprcW8Ew here.]] Creator/NathanRabin also had some harsh words in his [[http://www.avclub.com/articles/something-close-to-madness-case-file-24-the-oogiel,85088/ "My World of Flops" article]] for this film. ''WebVideo/CinematicExcrement'' talked about it [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r3vfY697_I here]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6kcJP4KdXY here]]. ''WebVideo/IHateEverything'' also talked about it [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1j4GRlz-FQ here]] for his Search for the Worst, and considered it the worst movie he'd seen until [[Film/Birdemic2TheResurrection several]] [[Film/TheLastAirbender other]] [[Film/BabyGeniuses films]] came along. Watch WebVideo/{{Bobsheaux}} tear it apart [[https://youtu.be/MsZZLR3GJD8 [[https://vimeo.com/537855571 here]] and see WebVideo/AniMat get broken by the movie [[https://youtu.be/u6akzyu-lIQ here]]. The WebAnimation/{{Spill}} crew, on the other hand, were [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ8bMk61XJU awestruck]] about how insane the movie gets.
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* Although ''Franchise/ThePinkPanther'' films were already on the decline, after Creator/PeterSellers [[DiedDuringProduction died all of a sudden]] before the intended conclusion to the series could be filmed, '''''Film/SonOfThePinkPanther''''', the ninth, is hands-down considered the nadir. Taking place ten years after ''Film/CurseOfThePinkPanther'', the film stars Creator/RobertoBenigni, in one of his first international film roles, as Jacques Gambrelli, Inspector Clouseau's bastard son with Maria Gambrelli from ''Film/AShotInTheDark''. Chief Inspector Dreyfus sends Gambrelli to rescue Princess Yasmin of Lugash. Given that he's is supposed to have [[LikeFatherLikeSon the same personality and traits as his father]], you'd think he would be just as funny as Sellers' Clouseau. Alas, you would be wrong. Benigni's performance [[TookTheBadFilmSeriously may be charming at times]], but it can't save the horribly-written script, overused slapstick jokes, confusing storyline, and bland, tired retreads of past films' humor. Even the opening credits, featuring the animated Pink Panther character, fall flat. ''Son of...'' was released to universally negative reaction, currently boasting a 6% score on Website/RottenTomatoes, the lowest of any Pink Panther film. Benigni almost lost his overseas reputation to a Razzie nomination for Worst New Star, until he [[CareerResurrection bounced back]] with ''Film/LifeIsBeautiful''. Adding salt to the wound, the movie grossed just $2.4 million against a $28 million budget, joining ''Film/LastActionHero'' and ''[[Film/SuperMarioBros1993 Super Mario Bros.]]'' as one of 1993's biggest summer flops. And to top it all off, the original ''Pink Panther'' franchise [[FranchiseKiller died for good]]; co-creator and director Creator/BlakeEdwards became disillusioned with film-making and retired, and composer Music/HenryMancini was stuck with this as his swansong when he died the following year. David Mills of ''The Washington Post'' summed up his feelings about the movie and expressed fears of further {{Sequelitis}} in his review for ''Son of...'' in 1993:

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* Although ''Franchise/ThePinkPanther'' films were already on the decline, after Creator/PeterSellers [[DiedDuringProduction died all of a sudden]] before the intended conclusion to the series could be filmed, '''''Film/SonOfThePinkPanther''''', the ninth, is hands-down considered the nadir. Taking place ten years after ''Film/CurseOfThePinkPanther'', the film stars Creator/RobertoBenigni, in one of his first international film roles, as Jacques Gambrelli, Inspector Clouseau's bastard son with Maria Gambrelli from ''Film/AShotInTheDark''. Chief Inspector Dreyfus sends Gambrelli to rescue Princess Yasmin of Lugash. Given that he's is supposed to have [[LikeFatherLikeSon the same personality and traits as his father]], you'd think he would be just as funny as Sellers' Clouseau. Alas, you would be wrong. Benigni's performance [[TookTheBadFilmSeriously may be charming at times]], but it can't save the horribly-written script, overused slapstick jokes, confusing storyline, and bland, tired retreads of past films' humor. Even the opening credits, featuring the animated Pink Panther character, fall flat.wasn't quite as good as the earlier ones, but they're considered to be the best part of the movie. ''Son of...'' was released to universally negative reaction, currently boasting a 6% score on Website/RottenTomatoes, the lowest of any Pink Panther film. Benigni almost lost his overseas reputation to a Razzie nomination for Worst New Star, until he [[CareerResurrection bounced back]] with ''Film/LifeIsBeautiful''. Adding salt to the wound, the movie grossed just $2.4 million against a $28 million budget, joining ''Film/LastActionHero'' and ''[[Film/SuperMarioBros1993 Super Mario Bros.]]'' as one of 1993's biggest summer flops. And to top it all off, the original ''Pink Panther'' franchise [[FranchiseKiller died for good]]; co-creator and director Creator/BlakeEdwards became disillusioned with film-making and retired, and composer Music/HenryMancini was stuck with this as his swansong when he died the following year. David Mills of ''The Washington Post'' summed up his feelings about the movie and expressed fears of further {{Sequelitis}} in his review for ''Son of...'' in 1993:
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* '''''Film/RockItsYourDecision''''' is one of the worst Christian propaganda films ever made. It centers around a Christian boy named Jeff, whose love of rock music concerns his mom because she believes that all rock is evil. After a preacher suggests giving it up for a week and researching why it's "bad", Jeff transforms practically overnight from a fairly normal teenager into a fundamentalist, bigoted {{jerkass}} who alienates his friends by chewing them out for simply listening to the music they like. The film is utterly painful to watch as Jeff claims several things about rock (such as it being occultist) that he never backs up, and [[DesignatedHero he winds up becoming an unlikeable protagonist who is forced to hate something he likes]], while his friends become {{Designated Villain}}s who [[StrawmanHasAPoint bring up several good points about why Jeff is wrong]]--among other things, he makes Melissa cancel her plans to go to a rock concert and forces her to listen to another station in the car, and gets pissed at Marty for simply playing '''instrumental''' rock at his party. The film ends with a mind-numbingly stupid speech from Jeff, who then lists several supposedly Satanic songs, including Music/{{Santana}}'s "Evil Ways"[[note]]A song about becoming a better person that starts with the line "'''you got to change your''' evil ways"[[/note]], Music/JeffersonStarship's "Dance with the Dragon"[[note]]Which is about the Chinese Year of the Dragon, ''not'' a Satanic dragon[[/note]], Music/TheRollingStonesBand' "Sympathy for the Devil"[[note]]Which is [[UnreliableNarrator written from Satan's point-of-view]] and has him claiming responsibility for various historical atrocities[[/note]] and "Dancing With Mr. D"[[note]]Which refers to Death, not the Devil.[[/note]], Music/{{ACDC}}'s "Hell Ain't a Bad Place to Be"[[note]]Which is a ''metaphor'' and is about a narcissistic man tormented by the women he hooks up with[[/note]], and also bashes songs by milder artists such as Music/BarryManilow, Music/RodStewart and '''Music/CaptainAndTennille''' just for having suggestive but largely non-explicit mentions of sex or magic, even [[HeteronormativeCrusader attacking some musicians as "homosexuals"]]. With poor camera quality, terrible messages and no mention of ChristianRock music anywhere, it's no wonder why the film has received such notoriety. The film has a 1.6 rating on [=IMDb=], and was torn apart by several reviewers: ''Shock Cinema'' [[http://www.shockcinemamagazine.com/rock.html here]], ''Letterboxd'' [[http://letterboxd.com/jeffisaacs/film/rock-its-your-decision/ here]], Brad Jones on ''WebVideo/DVDRHell'' [[http://www.thecinemasnob.com/dvd-r-hell/dvd-r-hell-rock-its-your-decision here]] (as well as giving it the Cinema Snob treatment [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEsh3-h1Oo0 here]]) , WebVideo/TheHappySpaceman [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TG1oeCD_jM here]] and [[WebVideo/ReactionAndReview Emer Prevost]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaKAujzR10Q here]].

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* '''''Film/RockItsYourDecision''''' is one of the worst Christian propaganda films ever made. It centers around a Christian boy named Jeff, whose love of rock music concerns his mom because she believes that all rock is evil. After a preacher suggests giving it up for a week and researching why it's "bad", Jeff transforms practically overnight from a fairly normal teenager into a fundamentalist, bigoted {{jerkass}} who alienates his friends by chewing them out for simply listening to the music they like. The film is utterly painful to watch as Jeff claims several things about rock (such as it being occultist) that he never backs up, and [[DesignatedHero he winds up becoming an unlikeable protagonist who is forced to hate something he likes]], while his friends become {{Designated Villain}}s who [[StrawmanHasAPoint bring up several good points about why Jeff is wrong]]--among other things, he makes Melissa cancel her plans to go to a rock concert and forces her to listen to another station in the car, and gets pissed at Marty for simply playing '''instrumental''' rock at his party. The film ends with a mind-numbingly stupid speech from Jeff, who then lists several supposedly Satanic songs, including Music/{{Santana}}'s "Evil Ways"[[note]]A song about becoming a better person that starts with the line "'''you got to change your''' evil ways"[[/note]], Music/JeffersonStarship's "Dance with the Dragon"[[note]]Which is about the Chinese Year of the Dragon, ''not'' a Satanic dragon[[/note]], Music/TheRollingStonesBand' "Sympathy for the Devil"[[note]]Which is [[UnreliableNarrator written from Satan's point-of-view]] and has him claiming responsibility for various historical atrocities[[/note]] and "Dancing With Mr. D"[[note]]Which refers to Death, not the Devil.[[/note]], Music/{{ACDC}}'s "Hell Ain't a Bad Place to Be"[[note]]Which is a ''metaphor'' and is about a narcissistic man tormented by the women he hooks up with[[/note]], and also bashes songs by milder artists such as Music/BarryManilow, Music/RodStewart and '''Music/CaptainAndTennille''' just for having suggestive but largely non-explicit mentions of sex or magic, even [[HeteronormativeCrusader attacking some musicians as "homosexuals"]]. With poor camera quality, terrible messages and no mention of ChristianRock music anywhere, it's no wonder why the film has received such notoriety. The film has a 1.6 rating on [=IMDb=], and was torn apart by several reviewers: ''Shock Cinema'' [[http://www.shockcinemamagazine.com/rock.html here]], ''Letterboxd'' ''Website/{{Letterboxd}}'' [[http://letterboxd.com/jeffisaacs/film/rock-its-your-decision/ here]], Brad Jones on ''WebVideo/DVDRHell'' [[http://www.thecinemasnob.com/dvd-r-hell/dvd-r-hell-rock-its-your-decision here]] (as well as giving it the Cinema Snob treatment [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEsh3-h1Oo0 here]]) , WebVideo/TheHappySpaceman [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TG1oeCD_jM here]] and [[WebVideo/ReactionAndReview Emer Prevost]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaKAujzR10Q here]].
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* Despite (or perhaps because of) an AllStarCast with [[Music/OutKast Big Boi]], Music/LilWayne, Creator/TerryCrews, and [[Series/TheAndyMilonakisShow Andy Milonakis]], '''''Who's Your Caddy?''''', which is a poor rip-off of ''Film/{{Caddyshack}}'', gave in to the worst stereotypes of African-American culture. For example, there's a scene in which the main character's mother cooks up some fried chicken. Creator/JeffreyJones plays the villain despite being a ''[[WTHCastingAgency registered]] [[PaedoHunt sex offender]]'' since 2002, with his performance limited to playing what is essentially an older version of his Ed Rooney character from ''Film/FerrisBuellersDayOff'', a much better film than this. There's also loads of ToiletHumor and bad direction. The worst aspect for this dreadful film is the acting, where everybody delivers a shockingly awful performance, as in "we're starring in this film just for our paychecks" performance, with Faizon Love being the worst offender. It has a 6% on Rotten Tomatoes and a 1.8 rating at Website/{{IMDb}}. What box office it ''did'' draw was bolstered by people thinking it was a [[FilmOfTheBook film adaptation]] of the book of the same name by sportswriter Rick Riley. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeFJUE3itRE Allison, Phelan, and Mathew air their thoughts]] on how awful ''Caddy'' truly is, with the exception of Creator/JamesAvery, (who had the only funny line in this entire "comedy")[[note]]In case you are wondering what exactly that line is, it's "What are you? Two pussies having a pity party?"[[/note]].

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* Despite (or perhaps because of) an AllStarCast with [[Music/OutKast Big Boi]], Music/LilWayne, Creator/TerryCrews, and [[Series/TheAndyMilonakisShow Andy Milonakis]], '''''Who's Your Caddy?''''', which is a poor rip-off of ''Film/{{Caddyshack}}'', gave in to the worst stereotypes of African-American culture. For example, there's a scene in which the main character's mother cooks up some fried chicken. Creator/JeffreyJones plays the villain despite being a ''[[WTHCastingAgency registered]] [[PaedoHunt sex offender]]'' since 2002, with his performance limited to playing what is essentially an older version of his Ed Rooney character from ''Film/FerrisBuellersDayOff'', a much better film than this. There's also loads of ToiletHumor and bad direction. The worst aspect for of this dreadful film is the acting, where everybody delivers a shockingly awful performance, as in "we're starring in this film just for our paychecks" performance, with Faizon Love being the worst offender. It has a 6% on Rotten Tomatoes and a 1.8 rating at Website/{{IMDb}}. What box office it ''did'' draw was bolstered by people thinking it was a [[FilmOfTheBook film adaptation]] of the book of the same name by sportswriter Rick Riley. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeFJUE3itRE Allison, Phelan, and Mathew air their thoughts]] on how awful ''Caddy'' truly is, with the exception of Creator/JamesAvery, (who had the only funny line in this entire "comedy")[[note]]In case you are wondering what exactly that line is, it's "What are you? Two pussies having a pity party?"[[/note]].
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* '''''While She Was Out''''' is a 2008 suspense-thriller based on a short story by Edward Bryant and starring Creator/KimBasinger as an [[DomesticAbuse abused]] suburban {{housewife}} who is forced to [[DamselOutOfDistress fend for herself]] in [[DontGoInTheWoods the woods]] against a [[ClicheStorm clichéd]] [[FiveTokenBand four token band]] of [[GangBangers hoodlums]]. In practice, it's one part LifetimeMovieOfTheWeek, one part {{gor|n}}y ExploitationFilm... or an offbrand ''Film/EdenLake''. Even then, it tries and fails to choose between being a horror movie, a BlackComedy, or a thriller, and its central message is outright reprehensible. But all that aside, the script has numerous [[PlotHole plotholes]] and [[FridgeLogic logic gaps]], and the story is completely telegraphed. The chase sequences are badly choreographed, and a few scenes [[BigLippedAlligatorMoments just didn't need to be there.]] There are also [[{{Padding}} long stretches]]--5-10 minutes at a go--where nothing happens. And the gang just plain isn't a convincing threat; Della just picks them off one by one, [[StrictlyFormula each in the same predictable, contrived way]]. The story offers no insight into Basinger's character, or the impact of her trauma--she just turns into a killing machine capable of {{MacGyvering}} with [[AssPull no justification]]. The supposed [[TwistEnding shocker ending]] where [[spoiler:it's implied that her abusive husband is next]] feels rather [[GainaxEnding abrupt]], over-the-top and tacked-on. ''While She Was Out'' only garnered a Website/RottenTomatoes score of 31% and an audience score of 17%. It did marginally better on Metacritic with a score of 40% and a 4.8 score on Website/{{IMDb}}. Mathew "Film Brain" Buck eventually would [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--TaJVbSgVY cover it]] as part of ''WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown''.

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* '''''While She Was Out''''' is a 2008 suspense-thriller based on a short story by Edward Bryant and starring Creator/KimBasinger as an [[DomesticAbuse abused]] suburban {{housewife}} named Della who is forced to [[DamselOutOfDistress fend for herself]] in [[DontGoInTheWoods the woods]] against a [[ClicheStorm clichéd]] [[FiveTokenBand four token band]] of [[GangBangers hoodlums]]. In practice, it's one part LifetimeMovieOfTheWeek, one part {{gor|n}}y ExploitationFilm... or an offbrand ''Film/EdenLake''. Even then, it tries and fails to choose between being a horror movie, a BlackComedy, or a thriller, and its central message is outright reprehensible. But all that aside, the script has numerous [[PlotHole plotholes]] and [[FridgeLogic logic gaps]], and the story is completely telegraphed. The chase sequences are badly choreographed, and a few scenes [[BigLippedAlligatorMoments just didn't need to be there.]] There are also [[{{Padding}} long stretches]]--5-10 minutes at a go--where nothing happens. And the gang just plain isn't a convincing threat; Della just picks them off one by one, [[StrictlyFormula each in the same predictable, contrived way]]. The story offers no insight into Basinger's character, or the impact of her trauma--she just turns into a killing machine capable of {{MacGyvering}} with [[AssPull no justification]]. The supposed [[TwistEnding shocker ending]] where [[spoiler:it's implied that her abusive husband is next]] feels rather [[GainaxEnding abrupt]], over-the-top and tacked-on. ''While She Was Out'' only garnered a Website/RottenTomatoes score of 31% and an audience score of 17%. It did marginally better on Metacritic with a score of 40% and a 4.8 score on Website/{{IMDb}}. Mathew "Film Brain" Buck eventually would [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--TaJVbSgVY cover it]] as part of ''WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown''.
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* '''''Film/SonOfTheMask''''' is a failure of a family comedy with loose ties to ''Film/TheMask'' at best. When the writing (complete with copious moments of [[IdiotBall characters acting like idiots]]) isn't built around completely childish jokes, it's jumping between AccidentalNightmareFuel, StockFootage, plagiarism of said stock footage, and [[CaptainObviousAesop obvious]], [[{{Anvilicious}} heavyhanded]] morals. The cast (and after a few minutes, ''setting'') are completely replaced, and none of them act properly. The direction is clueless, nearly all of the characters are completely unlikeable, and the [[UnintentionalUncannyValley CGI is consistently hackneyed.]] Perhaps the most baffling fault is the inclusion of Loki (Creator/AlanCumming) who is looking for the mask, despite the original film establishing that what gave the mask its power is the fact that ''Loki is imprisoned inside of it''. The film barely made back two-thirds of its budget, and it got a 2.1/10 on Website/IMDb, a 6% on Website/RottenTomatoes, and a 20/100 on Metacritic. It also got the most nominations of the 26th Razzies convention (including winning an award for "Worst Remake or Sequel") and the 75th ranking on Rotten Tomatoes's Worst of the Worst 2009 list. Creator/JamieKennedy's career [[StarDerailingRole nearly ended right here]], and in response, he co-created a low-budget documentary built largely on decrying criticism. Here's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-q3WaG9bJS4 the Nostalgia Critic's take]] on this shipwreck of a movie. He later considered it the second-worst sequel in existence, behind only ''Troll 2''.

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* '''''Film/SonOfTheMask''''' is a failure of a family comedy with loose ties to ''Film/TheMask'' at best. When the writing (complete with copious moments of [[IdiotBall characters acting like idiots]]) isn't built around completely childish jokes, it's jumping between AccidentalNightmareFuel, StockFootage, plagiarism of said stock footage, and [[CaptainObviousAesop obvious]], [[{{Anvilicious}} heavyhanded]] morals. The cast (and after a few minutes, ''setting'') are completely replaced, and none of them act properly. The direction is clueless, nearly all of the characters are completely unlikeable, and the [[UnintentionalUncannyValley CGI is consistently hackneyed.]] Perhaps the most baffling fault is the inclusion of Loki (Creator/AlanCumming) who is looking for the mask, despite the original film establishing that what gave the mask its power is the fact that ''Loki is imprisoned inside of it''. The film barely made back two-thirds of its budget, and it got a 2.1/10 on Website/IMDb, a 6% on Website/RottenTomatoes, and a 20/100 on Metacritic. It also got the most nominations of the 26th Razzies convention (including winning an award for "Worst Remake or Sequel") and the 75th ranking on Rotten Tomatoes's Worst of the Worst 2009 list. Creator/JamieKennedy's career [[StarDerailingRole nearly ended right here]], and in response, he co-created a low-budget documentary built largely on decrying criticism. Here's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-q3WaG9bJS4 the Nostalgia Critic's take]] on this shipwreck trainwreck of a movie. He later considered it the second-worst sequel in existence, behind only ''Troll 2''.
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* Jorge Ameer's '''''The Singing Forest'''''. [[note]] Not to be confused with a similarly-named [[https://www.newyorktheatreguide.com/reviews/the-singing-forest Off-Broadway play]] also involving the Holocaust. [[/note]] What was supposed to be an introspective, touching duet of stories fails miserably and turns into a [[{{Anvilicious}} creepy, pretentious melodramatic mess.]] A middle-aged widower [[ComingOutStory comes out of the closet]] and [[MrsRobinson falls for]] his daughter's fiancé after believing the two of them are reincarnated lovers from [[UsefulNotes/NaziGermany 1933 Germany.]] The tabloid-worthy concept is replete with whiny characters, with the protagonist coming off as bad as [[DesignatedHero Arthur]] from ''Film/BenAndArthur.'' Slapdash nudity and [[IKEAErotica badly written sex scenes]] abound as ''Variety's'' [[https://variety.com/2003/film/reviews/the-singing-forest-2-1117922702/ Dennis Harvey writes,]] "''Forest'' bungles even its sexploitation card so thoroughly it’s unclear whether they actually have sex." Its cosmetic qualities and editing are unacceptable for a 2003 film, looking like it was shot with Super 8 film and a tin can for a microphone. Its inaccurate, tasteless, and [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment completely pointless]] use of [[StockFootage graphic pictures from concentration camps and executions]], taken from the 1980 German documentary ''The Yellow Star'', can't even spice up a boring 72-minute dramatic slog that doesn't even show the Nazis suppressing the young lovers. [[ArtisticLicenseHistory The Nazis were just coming to power in 1933, precluding the Holocaust's institution by several years.]] In one of the most extreme examples of NoBudget, the two young men in 1933 ''sleep in the same bed (sheets, room, and all) as the present-day couple,'' only in [[MonochromePast black-and-white.]] ''The Singing Forest'' represents the worst of [[LeFilmArtistique arthouse drama]], where poor research and low budget lead to meteoric bed death. Unlike many of the movies on this page, [[KeepCirculatingTheTapes its obscurity has far overshadowed its inadequacies.]] As of November 2022, no online video review of it exists. The film itself can be found on pirate MPEG sites and ''[[CrackIsCheaper $75]]'' self-distributed [=DVDs=] [[https://www.amazon.com/Singing-Forest-Jon-Sherrin/dp/B00029NM3G on Amazon.]] It has earned a [[MedalOfDishonor prestigious]] '''[[EpicFail 1/100]]''' on Metacritic [[note]] Which shares this status with ''Bio-Dome,'' ''Chaos,'' ''The [=InAPPropriate=] Comedy,'' and ''United Passions'', all except ''Chaos'' being featured on this page. [[/note]] and '''0%''' from Website/RottenTomatoes. [[http://movies2.nytimes.com/2003/11/14/movies/14FORE.html Stephen Holden]] of ''The New York Times'' said of ''Forest'', "exploitative, amateurish, prurient and pretentious are other adjectives that could also be applied to this film, which is swamped in badly used classical music and burdened by [[PurpleProse purple hand-wringing]] [[{{Narm}} dialogue]] and crude black-and-white flashbacks." Kevin Thomas of the ''Los Angeles Times'' gave ''Forest'' a half-star out of five, saying, "if nothing else can be said of ''The Singing Forest'', [[RefugeInAudacity it is assuredly fearless in defying credibility at every turn and on every level.]]" [[HilariousInHindsight Amusingly,]] a review from LGBT-newspaper ''The Washington Blade'' [[QuoteMine mined]] for this film calls it "a Gay ''Film/{{Ghost|1990}}''." (No relation to the Creator/DCComics [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_Ghost Silver-Age character]] or [[WesternAnimation/MikeTysonMysteries The Marquess of Queensbury.]])

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* Jorge Ameer's '''''The Singing Forest'''''. [[note]] Not to be confused with a similarly-named [[https://www.newyorktheatreguide.com/reviews/the-singing-forest Off-Broadway play]] also involving the Holocaust. [[/note]] What was supposed to be an introspective, touching duet of stories fails miserably and turns into a [[{{Anvilicious}} creepy, pretentious melodramatic mess.]] A middle-aged widower [[ComingOutStory comes out of the closet]] and [[MrsRobinson falls for]] his daughter's fiancé after believing the two of them are reincarnated lovers from [[UsefulNotes/NaziGermany 1933 Germany.]] The tabloid-worthy concept is replete with whiny characters, with the protagonist coming off as bad as [[DesignatedHero Arthur]] from ''Film/BenAndArthur.'' Slapdash nudity and [[IKEAErotica badly written sex scenes]] abound as ''Variety's'' [[https://variety.com/2003/film/reviews/the-singing-forest-2-1117922702/ Dennis Harvey writes,]] "''Forest'' bungles even its sexploitation card so thoroughly it’s unclear whether they actually have sex." Its cosmetic qualities and editing are unacceptable for a 2003 film, looking like it was shot with Super 8 film and a tin can for a microphone. Its inaccurate, tasteless, and [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment completely pointless]] use of [[StockFootage graphic pictures from concentration camps and executions]], taken from the 1980 German documentary ''The Yellow Star'', can't even spice up a boring 72-minute dramatic slog that doesn't even show the Nazis suppressing the young lovers. [[ArtisticLicenseHistory The Nazis were just coming to power in 1933, precluding predating the Holocaust's institution beginning by several years.]] In one of the most extreme examples of NoBudget, the two young men in 1933 ''sleep in the same bed (sheets, room, and all) as the present-day couple,'' only in [[MonochromePast black-and-white.]] ''The Singing Forest'' represents the worst of [[LeFilmArtistique arthouse drama]], where poor research and low budget lead to meteoric bed death. Unlike many of the movies on this page, [[KeepCirculatingTheTapes its obscurity has far overshadowed its inadequacies.]] As of November 2022, no online video review of it exists. The film itself can be found on pirate MPEG sites and ''[[CrackIsCheaper $75]]'' self-distributed [=DVDs=] [[https://www.amazon.com/Singing-Forest-Jon-Sherrin/dp/B00029NM3G on Amazon.]] It has earned a [[MedalOfDishonor prestigious]] '''[[EpicFail 1/100]]''' on Metacritic [[note]] Which shares this status with ''Bio-Dome,'' ''Chaos,'' ''The [=InAPPropriate=] Comedy,'' and ''United Passions'', all except ''Chaos'' being featured on this page. [[/note]] and '''0%''' from Website/RottenTomatoes. [[http://movies2.nytimes.com/2003/11/14/movies/14FORE.html Stephen Holden]] of ''The New York Times'' said of ''Forest'', "exploitative, amateurish, prurient and pretentious are other adjectives that could also be applied to this film, which is swamped in badly used classical music and burdened by [[PurpleProse purple hand-wringing]] [[{{Narm}} dialogue]] and crude black-and-white flashbacks." Kevin Thomas of the ''Los Angeles Times'' gave ''Forest'' a half-star out of five, saying, "if nothing else can be said of ''The Singing Forest'', [[RefugeInAudacity it is assuredly fearless in defying credibility at every turn and on every level.]]" [[HilariousInHindsight Amusingly,]] a review from LGBT-newspaper ''The Washington Blade'' [[QuoteMine mined]] for this film calls it "a Gay ''Film/{{Ghost|1990}}''." (No relation to the Creator/DCComics [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_Ghost Silver-Age character]] or [[WesternAnimation/MikeTysonMysteries The Marquess of Queensbury.]])
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* '''''Film/StreetFighterTheLegendOfChunLi''''' is a ''Franchise/StreetFighter'' property that is InNameOnly at its absolute worst, combined with [[WTHCastingAgency horrible casting]], a script filled with {{Plot Hole}}s that caused Creator/{{Capcom}} to want to [[CanonDiscontinuity forget its existence]], and no-effort fight scenes. Creator/NealMcDonough's Bison looks less like the game's Bison and more like he's trying to channel equal parts [[Literature/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Hannibal Lecter]], ComicBook/LexLuthor, and [[Film/TheLastDragon Sho' Nuff]], and failing miserably on everyone, further cementing the great Creator/RaulJulia's [[SoBadItsGood already classic]] [[Film/StreetFighter interpretation of Bison]] as the cinematic Bison to beat. [[JustHereForGodzilla Even]] Creator/KristinKreuk as Chun-Li couldn't save it as critics have bashed it and Creator/MichaelClarkeDuncan [[CreatorBacklash was ashamed of it]]. Here's WebAnimation/{{Spill}} [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKGVpcN07tU giving their review]] of the movie. Creator/JamesRolfe from Cinemassacre and Chad James from Creator/RoosterTeeth give their thoughts on this movie [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FHQRHux4pk here]]. WebVideo/FoldingIdeas dissects the film and its many storytelling flaws [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hl203g5k3Y here]].

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* '''''Film/StreetFighterTheLegendOfChunLi''''' is a ''Franchise/StreetFighter'' property that is InNameOnly at its absolute worst, combined with [[WTHCastingAgency horrible casting]], a script filled with {{Plot Hole}}s that caused Creator/{{Capcom}} to want to [[CanonDiscontinuity forget its existence]], and no-effort fight scenes. Creator/NealMcDonough's Bison looks less like the game's Bison and more like he's trying to channel equal parts [[Literature/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Hannibal Lecter]], ComicBook/LexLuthor, and [[Film/TheLastDragon Sho' Nuff]], and failing miserably on everyone, every one, further cementing the late, great Creator/RaulJulia's [[SoBadItsGood [[HamAndCheese already classic]] [[Film/StreetFighter interpretation of Bison]] as the cinematic Bison to beat. [[JustHereForGodzilla Even]] Creator/KristinKreuk as Chun-Li couldn't save it as critics have bashed it and Creator/MichaelClarkeDuncan [[CreatorBacklash was ashamed of it]]. Here's WebAnimation/{{Spill}} [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKGVpcN07tU giving their review]] of the movie. Creator/JamesRolfe from Cinemassacre and Chad James from Creator/RoosterTeeth give their thoughts on this movie [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FHQRHux4pk here]]. WebVideo/FoldingIdeas dissects the film and its many storytelling flaws [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hl203g5k3Y here]].

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* '''''[[Film/BloodWatersOfDrZ ZaAt]]''''', sometimes known as ''Blood Waters of Dr Z'', is a 1971 movie made on a [[NoBudget $75,000 budget]] that truly puts the "z" in zero-budget Z-movie creature features. The [[RandomEventsPlot plot]], if one is generous enough to call it that, concerns a MadScientist, Dr. Leopold, who wants to take revenge on the people who ([[ClicheStorm stop us if you've heard this one before]]) [[TheyCalledMeMad called him insane]], and his plan for doing so is to (and no, this is not an exaggeration) 1: Turn himself into a fish-man, 2: kidnap a woman and turn her into a fish-woman [[MarsNeedsWomen so he can have a mate]], 3: '''''[[MissingStepsPlan conquer the entire universe]]'''''. Reading that synopsis (or even just seeing the [[SpecialEffectFailure fish-man costume at work]]), you'd expect the movie to shoot [[SoBadItsGood right to the opposite end of the spectrum]], which it would, if it weren't so unforgivably ''boring''. The ridiculous appearance of the central fish-man, a costume that's bad even by [= the 70s=] monster movie standards (imagine a snarling [[Franchise/StarWars Greedo]] covered in Spanish moss) is the only source of unintentional laughs on the whole movie. Even at barely 100 minutes, the runtime is still [[LeaveTheCameraRunning padded to the gills]]: The first twenty minutes of the film (a good fifth of its runtime) consist of Dr. Leopold [[{{Padding}} walking around his lab, looking at his schedule, checking equipment, reading his notes]], and ''nothing else''. It doesn't get any better after that, either - there are only four kill scenes in the entire movie, and it's obvious that the guy in the fish costume ''cannot see a damn thing'', so all of the attacks move at a snail's pace while the fishman [[OverlyLongGag sloooowwwwwwwllllyyy aaaaammmmbbbblllessss]] his way towards the victims until you'll find yourself wishing the fishman would kill ''you'' just so you don't have to watch the movie anymore. Mortifyingly, the cast of hapless humans is somehow [[DullSurprise even less expressive]] than the monster, and when the movie's not content with simply being boring, it's boring and baffling: there's an [[{{Padding}} extended musical number]] where a group of random hippies we've never seen before singing a song together and then put themselves in jail. [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Yup.]] After 100 agonizing minutes, the movie finally just [[NoEnding abruptly ends]] [[GainaxEnding without much being resolved]]. Watch Jay and Mike of ''WebVideo/HalfInTheBag'' take a crack at it [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFkkVhiR1Yo here]], [[Website/TeamNightSaturn Brian Sherrah]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdwSVJNb3DI expresses his frustration]] with how this potentially laughable plot ended up being executed in the least amusing way possible, and ''WebVideo/IHateEverything'' suffers through it [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOgI4fYJ8gA for your enjoyment]] in The Search for the Worst, but do not, under any circumstances, attempt to watch it ''without'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ws0lpXstpyo Mike and the Bots]] [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S10E05BloodWatersOfDrZ providing running commentary]].
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* '''''[[Film/BloodWatersOfDrZ ZaAt]]''''', sometimes known as ''Blood Waters of Dr Z'', is a 1971 movie made on a [[NoBudget $75,000 budget]] that truly puts the "z" in zero-budget Z-movie creature features. The [[RandomEventsPlot plot]], if one is generous enough to call it that, concerns a MadScientist, Dr. Leopold, who wants to take revenge on the people who ([[ClicheStorm stop us if you've heard this one before]]) [[TheyCalledMeMad called him insane]], and his plan for doing so is to (and no, this is not an exaggeration) 1: Turn himself into a fish-man, 2: kidnap a woman and turn her into a fish-woman [[MarsNeedsWomen so he can have a mate]], 3: '''''[[MissingStepsPlan conquer the entire universe]]'''''. Reading that synopsis (or even just seeing the [[SpecialEffectFailure fish-man costume at work]]), you'd expect the movie to shoot [[SoBadItsGood right to the opposite end of the spectrum]], which it would, if it weren't so unforgivably ''boring''. The ridiculous appearance of the central fish-man, a costume that's bad even by [= the 70s=] monster movie standards (imagine a snarling [[Franchise/StarWars Greedo]] covered in Spanish moss) is the only source of unintentional laughs on the whole movie. Even at barely 100 minutes, the runtime is still [[LeaveTheCameraRunning padded to the gills]]: The first twenty minutes of the film (a good fifth of its runtime) consist of Dr. Leopold [[{{Padding}} walking around his lab, looking at his schedule, checking equipment, reading his notes]], and ''nothing else''. It doesn't get any better after that, either - there are only four kill scenes in the entire movie, and it's obvious that the guy in the fish costume ''cannot see a damn thing'', so all of the attacks move at a snail's pace while the fishman [[OverlyLongGag sloooowwwwwwwllllyyy aaaaammmmbbbblllessss]] his way towards the victims until you'll find yourself wishing the fishman would kill ''you'' just so you don't have to watch the movie anymore. Mortifyingly, the cast of hapless humans is somehow [[DullSurprise even less expressive]] than the monster, and when the movie's not content with simply being boring, it's boring and baffling: there's an [[{{Padding}} extended musical number]] where a group of random hippies we've never seen before singing a song together and then put themselves in jail. [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Yup.]] After 100 agonizing minutes, the movie finally just [[NoEnding abruptly ends]] [[GainaxEnding without much being resolved]]. Watch Jay and Mike of ''WebVideo/HalfInTheBag'' take a crack at it [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFkkVhiR1Yo here]], [[Website/TeamNightSaturn Brian Sherrah]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdwSVJNb3DI expresses his frustration]] with how this potentially laughable plot ended up being executed in the least amusing way possible, and ''WebVideo/IHateEverything'' suffers through it [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOgI4fYJ8gA for your enjoyment]] in The Search for the Worst, but do not, under any circumstances, attempt to watch it ''without'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ws0lpXstpyo Mike and the Bots]] [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S10E05BloodWatersOfDrZ providing running commentary]].
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* Despite (or perhaps because of) an AllStarCast with [[Music/OutKast Big Boi]], Music/LilWayne, Creator/TerryCrews, and [[Series/TheAndyMilonakisShow Andy Milonakis]], '''''Who's Your Caddy?''''', which is a poor rip-off of ''Film/{{Caddyshack}}'', gave in to the worst stereotypes of African-American culture. For example, there's a scene in which the main character's mother cooks up some fried chicken. Creator/JeffreyJones plays the villain, but his performance is limited to playing what is essentially an older version of his Ed Rooney character from ''Film/FerrisBuellersDayOff'', a much better film than this. There's also loads of ToiletHumor and bad direction. The worst aspect for this dreadful film is the acting, where everybody delivers a shockingly awful performance, as in "we're starring in this film just for our paychecks" performance, with Faizon Love being the worst offender. It has a 6% on Rotten Tomatoes and a 1.8 rating at Website/{{IMDb}}. What box office it ''did'' draw was bolstered by people thinking it was a [[FilmOfTheBook film adaptation]] of the book of the same name by sportswriter Rick Riley. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeFJUE3itRE Allison, Phelan, and Mathew air their thoughts]] on how awful ''Caddy'' truly is, with the exception of Creator/JamesAvery, (who had the only funny line in this entire "comedy")[[note]]In case you are wondering what exactly that line is, it's "What are you? Two pussies having a pity party?"[[/note]].

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* Despite (or perhaps because of) an AllStarCast with [[Music/OutKast Big Boi]], Music/LilWayne, Creator/TerryCrews, and [[Series/TheAndyMilonakisShow Andy Milonakis]], '''''Who's Your Caddy?''''', which is a poor rip-off of ''Film/{{Caddyshack}}'', gave in to the worst stereotypes of African-American culture. For example, there's a scene in which the main character's mother cooks up some fried chicken. Creator/JeffreyJones plays the villain, but villain despite being a ''[[WTHCastingAgency registered]] [[PaedoHunt sex offender]]'' since 2002, with his performance is limited to playing what is essentially an older version of his Ed Rooney character from ''Film/FerrisBuellersDayOff'', a much better film than this. There's also loads of ToiletHumor and bad direction. The worst aspect for this dreadful film is the acting, where everybody delivers a shockingly awful performance, as in "we're starring in this film just for our paychecks" performance, with Faizon Love being the worst offender. It has a 6% on Rotten Tomatoes and a 1.8 rating at Website/{{IMDb}}. What box office it ''did'' draw was bolstered by people thinking it was a [[FilmOfTheBook film adaptation]] of the book of the same name by sportswriter Rick Riley. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeFJUE3itRE Allison, Phelan, and Mathew air their thoughts]] on how awful ''Caddy'' truly is, with the exception of Creator/JamesAvery, (who had the only funny line in this entire "comedy")[[note]]In case you are wondering what exactly that line is, it's "What are you? Two pussies having a pity party?"[[/note]].


* '''''Film/WoodyWoodpecker''''', the 2017 film adaptation of [[WesternAnimation/WoodyWoodpecker the Universal cartoon]], is a cheap live-action/CGI hybrid movie ostensibly meant for children. In a [[ClicheStorm story you've probably heard a billion times]], a greedy real estate lawyer is [[GreenAesop attempting to build an investment home in Woody's woods]], and so he wreaks havoc upon those who try to intrude. [[WhenYouComingHomeDad Said lawyer is also a workaholic father who needs to learn the value of family.]] But instead of just stopping there, the film bogs itself down with a myriad of subplots that add nothing. Woody is a clueless, obnoxious, juvenile sadist of a character, whose antics are all played dead straight and whose few moments of good are almost all by accident. His CGI is riddled with errors, including several moments of botched squash-and-stretch, visible clipping, and moments where animations that should take place don't. No real effort is made to integrate it, either--characters routinely get Woody's position dead-wrong when interacting with him. Even his voice buries Creator/EricBauza's talents under heavy-pitch shifting and a low-quality export. The direction is abysmal, with several shots having a cheap zoom effect added in post-production. And many of the jokes are topical or dated references no kid should get. The film pandered heavily to Woody's [[GermansLoveDavidHasselhoff enduring popularity in Latin America]], going as far as to cast Brazilian actress Thaila Ayala as the father's girlfriend. It [[BoxOfficeBomb failed at the box office]], grossing only $14 million on a $10 million budget; most of that was thanks to a strong opening in Brazil. Ratings were uniformly negative, with even the only "Fresh" review on Rotten Tomatoes admitting that the film would only appeal to young children. ''WebVideo/IHateEverything'' offers [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqb80GVmfl4 his two cents]] in The Search for the Worst, and ''WebVideo/RebelTaxi'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcdWmwXbEHA named it]] one of the 13 worst (partially) animated movies in no particular order. Joeey Tedesco expresses his horror in his ''Cartoon Palooza'' review [[https://youtu.be/63lzMiJOpt4 here.]] WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic has nothing nice to say about the movie, and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCjVcdHHb84 equates it]] to a SpiritualSuccessor to Universal's Film/DarkUniverse.
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* '''''Film/TheWildWorldOfBatwoman''''', released in 1966 and directed by Jerry Warren, was clearly made to cash in on the popularity of the ''Series/Batman1966'' TV series, but completely lacks the charm of its "inspiration". Its plot is centered around Batwoman, who simply wears the most garish outfit, and her Batgirl minions, who don't really fight crime and spend more time on go-go dancing instead. There's also a ridiculous plot about trying to find a hearing-aid that the villain, Rat Fink, wants to obtain for himself. Even more, there are too many BigLippedAlligatorMoments that have ''nothing'' to do with the film itself, most of which seem to be stock footage from [[Film/TheMolePeople other movies]]. For example, there's a scene where two Batgirls witness a mugging scene and they ''don't do anything about it''. Whatever "funny" moments are in this movie are hardly even worth laughing over, feeling so dry and boring instead, and its opening scene of "synthetic vampires" has nothing to do with the rest of the movie, considering it was shot to avoid a lawsuit from DC/National Comics. Ultimately, this film is so dry and lifeless, even the crew of ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' have found it difficult to sit through, with Tom Servo famously screaming "END! ENNNNND!" towards the end of the film. Currently, this film has a rating of 1.9 out of 10 on Website/{{IMDb}}, and rightfully so.

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* '''''Film/TheWildWorldOfBatwoman''''', released in 1966 and directed by Jerry Warren, was clearly made to cash in on the popularity of the ''Series/Batman1966'' TV series, but completely lacks the charm of its "inspiration". Its plot is centered around Batwoman, who simply wears the most garish outfit, and her Batgirl minions, who don't really fight crime and spend more time on go-go dancing instead. There's also a ridiculous plot about trying to find a hearing-aid that the villain, Rat Fink, wants to obtain for himself. Even more, there are too many BigLippedAlligatorMoments that have ''nothing'' to do with the film itself, most of which seem to be stock footage from [[Film/TheMolePeople other movies]]. For example, there's a scene where two Batgirls witness a mugging scene and they ''don't do anything about it''. Whatever "funny" moments are in this movie are hardly even worth laughing over, feeling so dry and boring instead, and its opening scene of "synthetic vampires" has nothing to do with the rest of the movie, considering it was shot to avoid a lawsuit from DC/National Comics. Ultimately, this film is so dry and lifeless, even the crew of ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' have found it difficult to sit through, with Tom Servo famously screaming "END! ENNNNND!" towards the end of the film. Their book, ''The Amazing Colossal Episode Guide'' describes watching the film as akin to "walking into a room filled with tear gas." Currently, this film has a rating of 1.9 out of 10 on Website/{{IMDb}}, and rightfully so.
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* The film adaptation of Ray Cooney's hit West End play '''''Run for Your Wife'''''. The film stars Danny Dyer as a bigamist taxi driver who deceives his wives (Denise Van Outen and Sarah Harding) to keep them away from each other. However, whereas the play was a well-received farce, its film adaptation ended up as yet another AwfulBritishSexComedy that failed miserably. This is thanks to horrible acting, a confused plot, retrograde and misogynistic attitudes toward women, excessive and pointless cameos from celebrities such as Creator/JudiDench and Ray Winstone,[[note]] The film is so overloaded with cameos that it has the bizarre distinction of being the last film of at least ''five'' veteran performers: Rona Anderson, Francis Matthews, Bill Pertwee, Donald Sinden, and Frank Thornton.[[/note]] and a lack of timing for lazy, uninspired jokes. The horrible casting decisions such as making Danny Dyer the lead character of this movie adds insult to injury. The perfect storm of these shortcomings allowed ''Run for Your Wife'' to earn a '''0%''' on Website/RottenTomatoes and a 2.5 on Website/IMDb, with many critics commonly comparing this film '''unfavorably''' to ''Sex Lives of the Potato Men'' (one critic declared that thanks to this, ''Film/Movie43'' was now only the '''second''' worst movie of the year). ''Run for Your Wife'' was also a BoxOfficeBomb in the UK, earning only £747 at the box office, and [[StarDerailingRole effectively finished Danny Dyer's film career]]. Creator/MarkKermode shares his thoughts on the matter [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLJY4GVP7KE here.]]

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* The film adaptation of Ray Cooney's hit West End play '''''Run for Your Wife'''''.'''''Film/RunForYourWife'''''. The film stars Danny Dyer as a bigamist taxi driver who deceives his wives (Denise Van Outen and Sarah Harding) to keep them away from each other. However, whereas the play was a well-received farce, its film adaptation ended up as yet another AwfulBritishSexComedy that failed miserably. This is thanks to horrible acting, a confused plot, retrograde and misogynistic attitudes toward women, excessive and pointless cameos from celebrities such as Creator/JudiDench and Ray Winstone,[[note]] Creator/RayWinstone,[[note]] The film is so overloaded with cameos that it has the bizarre distinction of being the last film of at least ''five'' veteran performers: Rona Anderson, Francis Matthews, Bill Pertwee, Creator/BillPertwee, Donald Sinden, and Frank Thornton.Creator/FrankThornton.[[/note]] and a lack of timing for lazy, uninspired jokes. The horrible casting decisions such as making Danny Dyer the lead character of this movie adds insult to injury. The perfect storm of these shortcomings allowed ''Run for Your Wife'' to earn a '''0%''' on Website/RottenTomatoes and a 2.5 on Website/IMDb, with many critics commonly comparing this film '''unfavorably''' to ''Sex Lives of the Potato Men'' ''Film/SexLivesOfThePotatoMen'' (one critic declared that thanks to this, ''Film/Movie43'' was now only the '''second''' worst movie of the year). ''Run for Your Wife'' was also a BoxOfficeBomb in the UK, earning only £747 at the box office, and [[StarDerailingRole effectively finished Danny Dyer's film career]]. Creator/MarkKermode shares his thoughts on the matter [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLJY4GVP7KE here.]]

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