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'''Jonathan Pryce:''' ''(reading from a scroll)'' The charge is conspiring to set free a man convicted of... ''([[{{Beat}} very long pause)]]'' I can't read my ''own writing.''\\

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'''Jonathan Pryce:''' ''(reading from a scroll)'' The charge is conspiring to set free a man convicted of... ''([[{{Beat}} very ''[[{{Beat}} (very long pause)]]'' I can't read my ''own writing.''\\



'''Johnny Depp:''' I shall help you to find the compass...if you do strange things to my dog, whose name is Tim.\\

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'''Johnny Depp:''' I shall help you to find the compass... if you you'll do strange things to my dog, whose dog. His name is Tim.\\



'''Sailor aboard the ''Edinburgh Trader'':''' There's a female presence here, sir. [[AccidentalInnuendo All the men have felt her]]...[[ThatCameOutWrong No they haven't felt her]].\\

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'''Sailor aboard the ''Edinburgh Trader'':''' There's a female presence here, sir. [[AccidentalInnuendo All the men have felt her]]...her]]. [[ThatCameOutWrong No No, they haven't felt her]].haven't]]...\\



'''Johnny Depp:''' (after flubbing a line for the third time) I hate this bloody line. Where are the writers; I want to kill them.\\

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'''Johnny Depp:''' (after ''(after flubbing a line for the third time) time)'' Oh, God, I hate this bloody line. Where are the writers; I want writers? I'm going to kill them.\\



-->'''Johnny Depp''': No wait. Take this with you. Take this as well. (hands his pirate hair to one of the soldiers, who proceeds to touch Keira Knightly (Elizabeth) with it).

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-->'''Johnny Depp''': No wait. Take this with you. Take this as well. (hands ''(hands his pirate hair to one of the soldiers, who proceeds to touch Keira Knightly (Elizabeth) [Elizabeth] with it).it)''



--->'''Captain Barbossa:''' ''(he kneels in front of Calypso)'' Calypso! I come before you as but a servant-- ''(the wind blows, knocking off his hat)'' [[PrecisionFStrike You blew me hat off, ya bitch!]]

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--->'''Captain Barbossa:''' Calypso! ''(he kneels in front of Calypso)'' Calypso! her)'' I come before you as but a servant-- ''(the wind blows, knocking off his hat)'' [[PrecisionFStrike You blew me hat off, ya bitch!]]
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'''Johnny Depp:''' Dear friends, let us not forget our...lines. Let's not forget our lines, shall we?\\

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'''Johnny Depp:''' Dear friends, let Let us not not, dear friend, forget our...our... lines. Let's Let us not forget our lines, shall we?\\



'''Johnny Depp:''' ... square my debt with Jones... ''(downs a glass of wine, then continues hoarsely)'' [-guarantee my free- -] ''(cough)'' [-What's-] ''[-in-]'' [-that?-]

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'''Johnny Depp:''' ... square my debt with Jones... ''(downs a glass of wine, then continues hoarsely)'' [-guarantee [-...guarantee my free- -] freedom?-] ''(cough)'' [-What's-] ''[-in-]'' [-that?-]



** The third installment has another epic line from Geoffrey Rush:
--->'''Captain Barbosa:''' ''(he kneels in front of Calypso)'' Calypso, I come before you as but a servant-- ''(the wind blows, knocking off his hat)'' [[PrecisionFStrike You blew me hat off, ya bitch!]]

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** The third installment has another epic line from Geoffrey Rush:
Rush, all the while staying perfectly in character:
--->'''Captain Barbosa:''' Barbossa:''' ''(he kneels in front of Calypso)'' Calypso, Calypso! I come before you as but a servant-- ''(the wind blows, knocking off his hat)'' [[PrecisionFStrike You blew me hat off, ya bitch!]]



--->'''Beckett:''' Someone must ensure the world turns smoothly... someone must... oh, fucking bollocks.\\
'''Jack:''' Ahem. You can't curse in a Disney film, mate. See, I told him.
** What makes some of them even funnier is seeing Creator/JohnnyDepp ''never'' break character even when he flubs his lines.

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--->'''Beckett:''' Someone must ensure that the world turns smoothly... someone must... properly. People are what they... oh, [[PrecisionFStrike fucking bollocks.bollocks]].\\
'''Jack:''' Ahem. You But that -- no, you can't curse in a Disney film, mate. See, See? I told him.
'im.
** What makes some of them even funnier is seeing Creator/JohnnyDepp ''never'' break breaks character even when he flubs his lines.



--->'''Johnny Depp:''' What I want first...''(chopper sounds overhead)'' [[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption is Ponce de Leon's helicopter]].

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--->'''Johnny Depp:''' What I want first... ''(chopper sounds overhead)'' [[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption [[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption ...is Ponce de Leon's helicopter]].

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