History HeartWarming / MyLittlePonyTotallyLegitRecap

** Twilight getting over doubts about being a princess, not because she wants to, but because she knows there are more important things in the world than her personal happiness.

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--> '''Starlight:''' Last time a took on responsibility for others, I ruined a lot of other peoples lives. You don't know what that's like.\\

'''Starlight:''' Trixie...\\
'''Trixie:''' [[MoodWhiplash Also, if we both get through this, I'm going to let you sit on my face.]]\\

'''DWK:''' Next time, when any of you motherfuckers feel like talking shit about Spike, ask yourselves; would you belt out a ballet in front of a crowd of angry people just to save your buddy's ass?

'''Spike:''' Yeah man, I just wish I just wish I didn't have to hurt my friend to learn it. \\

--> '''DWK:''' and just when [Steve/Thorax] needs a homie to get his back the most, Spike bitches out. And that's when our little dragon bro, suffers another one of those cruel epiphanies we jokingly call life lessons. Other people's respect doesn't mean anything if you know your an asshole and even if standing up for a friend might ruin your life, it's still better than hating yourself.

--> '''Shinning:''' Hay! It's that guy. Fuck that guy!
--> '''Spike:''' Nah dude, fuck ''me''. I thought I was a cool guy just because I was popular and I got so drunk on all this crystal puss-puss, that I let my homeboy down. Steve is my friend and if you don't like it, blow me.
--> '''DWK:''' Next time, when any of you motherfuckers fill like talking shit about Spike, ask yourselves; Would you belt out a ballet in front of a crowd of angry people, just to save your buddie's ass?

--> '''Twilight:''' You know what Steve, if Spike's vouching for you, then as far as I'm concerned, we're cool. Pound it. Dude, Spike I'm so proud of you man. Bros before hos is a hard lesson to learn.
--> '''Spike:''' Yeah man, I just wish I just wish I didn't have to hurt my friend to learn it.
--> '''Twilight:''' Don't be too hard on yourself dude, he's happy so no harm no foul.

--> '''Scootaloo:''' Dude, Gabs I know you think Cutie Marks are better than tits, but they really don't fucking matter man. A Cutie Mark is just a trophy that says you did something, it's just an afterthought to the thing itself. People who are obsessed with representations of their accomplishments rather than the accomplishments themselves are vapid assholes. And trust me, we used to be vapid assholes.

* In the "Every Little Thing She Does video, Starlight tries to see if she's Twilight's best friend by asking her which friend she would save, if she could only choose. Twilight's answer? She wouldn't have to, because she'll ''aways'' save all of them somehow.

--> '''Twilight:''' Goddammit Spike how many times do these bitches (Applejack, Pinkie, and Rarity) have to get mad at each other for some poorly reason and sulk around like a bunch of salty cum buckets? How many times do they have to learn, not to get butt hurt over some trivial bullshit? I'm so fucking pissed right now, I almost want to fuck off.
--> '''Spike:''' Man, Twilight shut the fuck up, your life would be so much worse without those chicks, you would literally be [[{{Foil}} Moondancer]].

--> '''Twilight:''' All right listen you dumb whores, I sat my sorry ass though each one of you recounting what happened on the boat and while all your stories were different, they all had one thing in common; They were all bullshit. When I realized that, I was able to extrapolate what actually happened. And the answer is... (drum row) Who fucking cares. Guys we're best friends, but that doesn't mean we aren't going to do dumb shit and piss each other off all the time. Every time one of you has some stupid problem I have to fix, I'm like: holy shit when will they learn the lesson, when will this end? But realized I something today: it never will. The ride never ends. Friends aren't people who don't piss you off, they're people you're willing to forgive over and over. Like even if there was some fantastical AssPull of an explanation for why your boat sank, what would it really change? Who cares. Nobody meant any harm and nobody got hurt, so just drop it. You had a shitty day, but if you stay mad at each other, you're going to have a shitty life.
--> '''Applejack:''' Twilight, you are one corny bitch but whatever, you [[BrickJoke hornswagles]] are my best friends.
* ''Trixie'' of all ponies, helping Starlight get over her self-doubt’s during "To Where and Back Again":
--> '''Starlight:''' Last time a took on responsibility for others, I ruined a lot of other peoples lives, you don't know what that's like.
--> '''Trixie:''' Yeah dude, I don't know. And I don't fucking care. All I know is that you're my best friend, alright? Look, I used to be a shitty person too. And back in the day, I would have been happy to see Twilight and her stupid friends turned into some changeling fuck buckets, but right now I'm trying to save them. And it's because of you. This is how we become better people, Starlight. Everyone in this world gets forgiven, whether they deserve it or not. That's just how it works around here. But right now, [[EarnYourHappyEnding we have the chance to earn it.]] I know you can do this, so if you can't trust yourself, just trust me.
--> '''Starlight:''' Trixie...
--> '''Trixie:''' [[MoodWhiplash Also, if we both get through this, I'm going to let you sit on my face.]]
--> '''Starlight:''' Okay! Time to go save the world!

--> '''Starlight:''' I just really like kites.
--> '''Maud:''' I respect you for pursuing your passion regardless of any potential social stigma, but that's still pretty gay.
--> '''Starlight:''' Hey, I can't argue with that. Want to help me fly my big gay kite?
--> '''Maud:''' Fuck yes.

* In the "Every Little Thing She Does video, Starlight tries to see if she's Twilight's best friend by asking her which friend she would save, if she could only choose. Twilight's answer? She wouldn't have to, because she'll ''aways'' save all of them somehow.

--> '''Twilight:''' All right listen you dumb whores, I sat my sorry ass though each one of you recounting what happened on the boat and while all your stories were different, they all had one thing in common; They were all bullshit. When I realized that, I was able to extrapolate what actually happened. And the answer is... (drum row) Who fucking cares. Guys we're best friends, but that doesn't mean we aren't going to do dumb shit and piss each other off all the time. Every time one of you has some stupid problem I have to fix, I'm like: holy shit when will they learn the lesson, when will this end? But realized something today, it never will. The ride never ends. Friends aren't people who don't piss you off, they're people over and over. Like even if there was some fantastical AssPull of an explanation for why your boat sank, what would it really change? Who cares. Nobody meant any harm and nobody got hurt, so just drop it. You had a shitty day, but if you stay mad at each other, you're going to have a shitty life.

* During "The Times they are a Changeling" DWK seriously addresses the fact that Shinning Armor, in spite of coming off a little prejudice against changelings, consider what they did to him and his loved ones, and the threat they still pose.

--> '''DWK:''' Next time, when any of you motherfuckers fill like talking shit about Spike, ask yourselves; Would you belt out a ballet in front of a crowd of angry people, just to save your buddies ass?

** The ending of the episode, where once, Twilight actually gives a genuine heartfelt friendship speech:
--> '''Twilight:''' All right listen you dumb whores, I sat my sorry ass though each one of you recounting what happened on the boat and while all your stories were different, they all had one thing in common; They were all bullshit. When I realized that, I was able to extrapolate what actually happened. And the answer is... (drum row) Who fucking cares. Guys we're best friends, but that doesn't mean we aren't going to do dumb shit and piss each other off all the time. Every time one of you has some stupid problem I have to fix, I'm like: holy shit when will they learn the lesson, when will this end? But realized something today, it never will. The ride never ends. Friends aren't people who don't piss you off, they're people over and over. Like even if there was some fantastical AssPull of an explanation for why your boat sank, what would it really change? Who cares. Nobody meant any harm and nobody, so just drop it. You had a shitty day, but if you stay mad at each other, you're going to have a shitty life.

'''Applejack:''' Twilight, you are one corny bitch but whatever, you [[BrickJoke hornswagles]] are my best friends.

--> '''Starlight:''' Last time a took on responsibility for others, I ruined a lot of other peoples live, you don't know what that's like.

--> '''Trixie:''' Yeah dude, I don't know and I don't fucking care. All I know is that your best friend alright. Look, I used to be a shitty person too and back in the day, I would have been happy to see Twilight and her stupid friends turned into some changeling fuck buckets, but right now I'm trying to save them and it's because of you. This is how we become better people Starlight Everyone in this world gets forgiven whether they deserve it or not, that's just how it works around here. But right now, [[EarnYourHappyEnding we have the chance to earn it.]] I know you can do this, so if you can't trust yourself just trust me.
--> '''Starlight:''' Tri.. Trixie...
--> '''Trixie:''' [[MoodWhiplash Also, if we both get through this, I'm going to let you sit on my fa...]]
--> '''Starlight:''' Ok! Time to go save the world!

In the "Every Little Thing She Does video, Starlight tries to see if she's Twilight's best friend by asking her which friend she would save, if she could only choose. Twilight's answer? She wouldn't have to, because she'll ''aways'' save all of them somehow.

** Starlight making it clear that Maud is still welcome to be her friend, despite running out on her before hand.

** In a weird way, him saying that ponies mixed with pop songs and then getting two songs in a row, gave him a raging "heart boner". Not to sound sexual, of course.

---> '''Trixie:''' [[MoodWhiplash Also, if we both get through this, I'm going to let you sit on my fa...]]

** Him not so subtly encouraging Trixie to make a move on Starlight, who she has a crush on, before offering to go riding flying pigs with her.

--> '''Maud:'' I respect you for perusing your passion regardless of any potential social stigma, but that's still pretty gay.

** He also repeatedly states his respect and admiration for Spike as a NiceGuy who's genuinely happy with his life, inspire of his ButtMonkey status.

* DWK will often drop the comedy to point out things that genuinely moved him or why he respects certain characters, like how the Humane Five take responsibility and try to help Sunset in the second movie, while she is ostracized by the school and needed someone even if they were not entirely sure what to do with her, and also that Sunset wasn't completely EasilyForgivin and had to earn her redemption.