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** The few sentences written about it seem to imply that he thinks of House elves as something akin to AI (created by a wizard) that is programmed to enjoy their toil. I'd speculate that the reason Harry calls this hypothetical wizard "unspeakably evil" is that he made AI that had feelings in the first place. Harry thinks it more respectful to let them be, apparently.
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*** They are also conditioned to mutilate themsleves for failure, unless that part was dropped - I don't remember if it was ever mentioned. It stands to reason that their "enjoyment" is enforced upon them, like mental "stick and carrot". I agree that there are worse aspects of the wizarding world that Harry tackles heads on, like Azkhaban, but it is indeed strange that he doesn't spare a single thought about the brainwashing of an entire species.
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** Maybe it only stops when it strikes that thing the caster was intending to strike? Being, you know, a curse, and not just a laser blast. This explanation doesn't apply to canon, where it is just a laser blast, but to the abyss with that canon.
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** I don't think the stone can turn you into an ''eternaly'' young person - just young, if that's what you asked for. You will still be a person, and thus will be aging and changing.
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*** This definitely seems to be what Harry believes the stone does, in any case.

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*** ** This definitely seems to be what Harry believes the stone does, in any case.
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*** This definitely seems to be what Harry believes the stone does, in any case.
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** The stone doesn't actually make transfigurations permanent. It makes transfigurations ''real'', as real as if it had arisen naturally. So Flemel was still aging, but would just transfigure himself younger every few years. That will make granting immortality to everyone a logistical nightmare, since they'll need periodic updates, but if nothing else it will give them a few centuries to come up with more permanent solutions.
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* The Patronus can be used to send messages to anyone instantaneously, even in places where teleportation is limited. Chapter 53 spoilers: [[spoiler:For example, Hogwarts and Azkaban. Why can't Harry send his Patronus to Azkaban while he stays at Hogwarts?]] Even if it's not possible, why has no one ever even asked about it? Chapter 85 spoilers: [[spoiler:Especially after Harry becomes even more obsessed with destroying Azkaban and the Dementors.]]

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* The Killing Curse can kill an animal. The Curse stops when it strikes an animal. Why is it not standard to block this Curse with insects or transfigured-ahead-of-time docile, light-weight animals? This bit of FridgeLogic applies also to canon, but it seems less forgivable in this fic.

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* ''Ssecond victim pickss up horcrux device, device imprintss your memoriess into them. But only memoriess from time horcrux device wass made,'' said Quirrell in Parseltongue. So to remember his life up until the night he killed the Potters, or at least his thinking and plotting before then, Voldemort must have used the death of one of Harry's parents to create or update the horcrux that the real Quirrinus Quirrell found early in '91.
** The Horcrux the Quirrel found was type 2. Voldemort wouldn't have hidden the type ones.
** That can't be right. Voldemort told Harry that the real Quirrell was an adventurer who found one of the hidden-away horcruxes from his youth.
---> '''Quirrellmort''': "Nine years and four months after that night, a wandering adventurer named Quirinus Quirrell won past the protections guarding one of my earliest horcruxes."
** If it was a 1.0 Horcrux he wouldn't remember his time in space from the plague. It wouldn't have been hidden as he knew how it worked. It was one of his earliest 2.0 horcruxs. He just leveled up his intelligence more than once and thought to start hiding them better. Also the real Quirrel was waking up when the 1.0 horcruxes overwrite the brain of the victim. There would have been no real Quirrel to wake up.

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* I don't know if this is horror or brilliance, but if people can get permanently transfigured, then their bodies can no longer change and women can no longer get pregnant. Not of infertility, just that their bodies won't change to accomodate a growing fetus. One can only imagine what would happen if after many years (and many sexual encounters) a woman managed to reverse the permanency of the eternal youth transfiguration.
** Also, Harry may or may not be trapped in an eleven-year-old's body for ever. He ''is'' the master of the Stone, after all, so maybe he can keep doing something about it.
** The stone just prevents the transfiguration from wearing off. If you use the stone on yourself you still age.
** See, your second sentence contradicts your first sentence. Think I got it anyway, though.
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** [[spoiler: Seriously. Chapter 119 reveals that, in Harry's youth, Dumbledore had given him a potion to extend his daily cycle by two hours. Evidently, the potion was invented specifically for people who use Time-Turners. He also killed Harry's pet rock, for some reason.]]
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*[[AWizardDidIt Dumbledore did it.]]
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** That is the point of using a code. Harry thought up a simple code he would use to encrypt a message from the future at some point. Probably when he was seven years old and watched Back to the Future or something. The point is only Harry, nobody else, knowing how to fake it or read it in case it was intercepted. That said it seemed to be a simple substitution cypher. Usually you look for the most common letter and assume it's e. Then you look for a three letter word ending in that letter and assume it's "The" or "She". Finally you look for a rule that transforms those three letters into t h and e, like mirroring the alphabet down the middle or going along x letters in the alphabet. If that doesn't work it's probably a slightly more difficult code and you need a larger sample and computers to analyze it.
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*** Beyond all the good points you made about the Weasleys' attitude toward Muggles, you also make a good point about Ron. Out of all the Weasleys, he is the one who marries a Muggle-born, after all.
**** Interpretation of this depends on ratio of muggleborn to purebloods.
***** Exactly my point. Of of the Weasleys, Ron is the only one who marries a muggle-born.
****** The biggest hint in the canon is how muggles are treated. Two words, memory charms. We are the culmination of our experiences and yet Barty Crouch repeatedly wipes the memory of the grounds keeper guy with nary a second thought. Wizards can heal pretty much every illness imaginable and yet muggles are out there with alzeimers and cancer. As far as I'm concerned wizards dont have long lives because of inate magic, but due to magical healing. There existence and lack of caring makes them responsible for the short lives of every muggle.
******* But Wizards also do things involving the mind to other wizards. They let Dementors at their prisoners after all. They just don't have the same opinions on the mind as Muggles do.

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*** ** Beyond all the good points you made about the Weasleys' attitude toward Muggles, you also make a good point about Ron. Out of all the Weasleys, he is the one who marries a Muggle-born, after all.
**** ** Interpretation of this depends on ratio of muggleborn to purebloods.
***** ** Exactly my point. Of of the Weasleys, Ron is the only one who marries a muggle-born.
****** ** The biggest hint in the canon is how muggles are treated. Two words, memory charms. We are the culmination of our experiences and yet Barty Crouch repeatedly wipes the memory of the grounds keeper guy with nary a second thought. Wizards can heal pretty much every illness imaginable and yet muggles are out there with alzeimers and cancer. As far as I'm concerned wizards dont have long lives because of inate magic, but due to magical healing. There existence and lack of caring makes them responsible for the short lives of every muggle.
******* ** But Wizards also do things involving the mind to other wizards. They let Dementors at their prisoners after all. They just don't have the same opinions on the mind as Muggles do.



*** Really the dangerous part was that tons of weight was hanging off that little rope of transfigured carbon nanotubes and when they changed back to thread it was definitely going to snap and lots of really heavy weights falling is always kind of dangerous, even if it's just a few feet of the ground.
*** Carbon nanotubes are nanoscience; the molecules could have separated and been inhaled by anyone in the area. This is dangerous due to real-life concerns about nanoscience and in-universe transfiguration sickness.

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*** ** Really the dangerous part was that tons of weight was hanging off that little rope of transfigured carbon nanotubes and when they changed back to thread it was definitely going to snap and lots of really heavy weights falling is always kind of dangerous, even if it's just a few feet of the ground.
*** ** Carbon nanotubes are nanoscience; the molecules could have separated and been inhaled by anyone in the area. This is dangerous due to real-life concerns about nanoscience and in-universe transfiguration sickness.



*** Perhaps those author's notes [[spoiler:didn't mean Voldemort literally, but simply meant that Quirrel was the primary powerful dark character with antagonistic schemes.]] (though I had no opportunity to read those notes myself)

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*** ** Perhaps those author's notes [[spoiler:didn't mean Voldemort literally, but simply meant that Quirrel was the primary powerful dark character with antagonistic schemes.]] (though I had no opportunity to read those notes myself)



*** That's all assuming the author isn't lying.

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*** ** That's all assuming the author isn't lying.



*** Utilitarianism did tell him that the hat should die. The hat wasn't just neutral about living. It was against it.

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*** ** Utilitarianism did tell him that the hat should die. The hat wasn't just neutral about living. It was against it.



*** There are several canon reasons it wouldn't work. The issue here is that they were not explained to Harry before he dismissed them.

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*** ** There are several canon reasons it wouldn't work. The issue here is that they were not explained to Harry before he dismissed them.



*** Well the [[ItMakesSenseInContext plants were possibly people at the time]]
*** Unless he plans to become god within the next half a second, someone is going to die. If he implements a partial solution, he can save some of the people who would have died waiting for the full solution.
*** That one's easy. He doesn't want anyone to die, and he sure as hell isn't going to do it himself if he put up a fight with "killing" the hat. How on Earth would he live with himself even if he was somehow capable of killing one half of the population to save the other, let alone convincing people that it's the right thing to do. It's the classic "not in my yard" defense.

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*** ** Well the [[ItMakesSenseInContext plants were possibly people at the time]]
*** ** Unless he plans to become god within the next half a second, someone is going to die. If he implements a partial solution, he can save some of the people who would have died waiting for the full solution.
*** ** That one's easy. He doesn't want anyone to die, and he sure as hell isn't going to do it himself if he put up a fight with "killing" the hat. How on Earth would he live with himself even if he was somehow capable of killing one half of the population to save the other, let alone convincing people that it's the right thing to do. It's the classic "not in my yard" defense.



*** I also get the feeling that no matter how young rational!Harry wouldn't try talking to an animal with such a simple nervous system.
**** In canon, the snake started the conversation.

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*** ** I also get the feeling that no matter how young rational!Harry wouldn't try talking to an animal with such a simple nervous system.
**** ** In canon, the snake started the conversation.



*** That would makes sense if Draco were upset about socio-politics like house Malfoy losing power to Grangers of the world. But he was upset about having to "sacrifice" a false belief and either disagree or pretend around Lucius. Except the belief Was. Not. False. He doesn't have to pretend or argue. Their relationship is not in danger and he doesn't need to test the patronus. It makes no sense for him to feel he does.
**** Lucius' and Draco-pre-experiment's belief was predicated on wizardry being passed strictly through purebloods interbreeding with purebloods, and anyone else who had access to magic having acquired it through some illegitimate means that was making magic weaker over time. Aside from other less obvious differences, Draco having "sacrificed" his belief in strict blood purism means that if Draco were to, e.g. learn Lucius had been somehow misled into believing he had found the source of non-pureblood's magic and was preparing to spend a good chuck of resources eliminating it, would now have to either plead ignorance and watch his father blow resources on something he knows to be futile, or risk confronting his father about the nature of magic transmission which could lead to Lucius possibly cutting Draco out of the family or at least out of real power, or worse. Draco is anguished because at first he only sees that Harry has made it impossible for him to in good conscience support fully the positions of his father, and has to have it pointed out that he's also made it possible for Draco to avert a crisis he wouldn't have even noticed as his old self.

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*** ** That would makes sense if Draco were upset about socio-politics like house Malfoy losing power to Grangers of the world. But he was upset about having to "sacrifice" a false belief and either disagree or pretend around Lucius. Except the belief Was. Not. False. He doesn't have to pretend or argue. Their relationship is not in danger and he doesn't need to test the patronus. It makes no sense for him to feel he does.
**** ** Lucius' and Draco-pre-experiment's belief was predicated on wizardry being passed strictly through purebloods interbreeding with purebloods, and anyone else who had access to magic having acquired it through some illegitimate means that was making magic weaker over time. Aside from other less obvious differences, Draco having "sacrificed" his belief in strict blood purism means that if Draco were to, e.g. learn Lucius had been somehow misled into believing he had found the source of non-pureblood's magic and was preparing to spend a good chuck of resources eliminating it, would now have to either plead ignorance and watch his father blow resources on something he knows to be futile, or risk confronting his father about the nature of magic transmission which could lead to Lucius possibly cutting Draco out of the family or at least out of real power, or worse. Draco is anguished because at first he only sees that Harry has made it impossible for him to in good conscience support fully the positions of his father, and has to have it pointed out that he's also made it possible for Draco to avert a crisis he wouldn't have even noticed as his old self.



*** It's actually a [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-24-hour_sleep-wake_syndrome rare neurological condition in real-life]]. RealityIsUnrealistic?
*** The author has this problem in real life, one of the author's notes about a hundred chapters in mentions he finally got meds that work to treat it.

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*** ** It's actually a [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-24-hour_sleep-wake_syndrome rare neurological condition in real-life]]. RealityIsUnrealistic?
*** ** The author has this problem in real life, one of the author's notes about a hundred chapters in mentions he finally got meds that work to treat it.



*** Unless magic has similar effects to ionizing radiation.

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*** ** Unless magic has similar effects to ionizing radiation.



*** It could be the result of an Epistatic Gene. The squib is missing the gene so even if they have the two recessive alleles they are unable to express it.

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*** ** It could be the result of an Epistatic Gene. The squib is missing the gene so even if they have the two recessive alleles they are unable to express it.



*** Because very few wizards have any ounce of logic or scientific background. Scientific method just isn't something that's taught to wizards, so that just leaves muggle-borns, and most people still aren't very scientific. The wizards are told the rules, and they follow them without seeing why. Also, Harry was only able to do partial transfiguration based on an in-depth knowledge of quantum physics, something wizards just don't know anything about. Also, that's kind of the entire point of the fanfic, isn't it? That in the actual canon of ''Literature/HarryPotter'', no one actually does try to scientifically approach science; if they did, they'd notice that a lot of things don't quite make sense. So the author is running with that and showing one person who actually does try to apply science to magic, and is baffled when no one else has even tried what seems obvious to him.
*** The amount of knowledge necessary to do partial transfiguration is insane. You can do complete transfiguration believing in Aristotelian physics, but currently known and generally accepted physics is not sufficient for partial transfiguration. It won't work if you believe that time exists as an explicit dimension. It is well within the realm of possibility that no wizard or muggle in on the [[Masquerade]] even heard of timeless physics.
**** But if it's only a theory to begin with and the only thing in it's favor is that it hasn't been proven wrong, then how can Harry be so sure that Timeless Physics would allow partial transmutation in the first place? Isn't that the equivalent of taking a controversial theory as [[Series/TheColbertReport pure truthiness]] and not accepting an answer otherwise, even if it does cause the meltdown of reality as we know it? That seems like a big ass case of Harry Bias right there, especially right after Harry learned his lesson about playing around with Transfiguration and "DO NOT MESS WITH TIME" even earlier.
***** Harry didn't have to ''know'' that timeless physics was right, he was ''experimenting''. He was testing the hypothesis that partial transfiguration is a conceptual limit and he tried several views/approaches - several were disproved, one of them happened to be right. That's how science works, you check your ideas with experiments.\\

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*** ** Because very few wizards have any ounce of logic or scientific background. Scientific method just isn't something that's taught to wizards, so that just leaves muggle-borns, and most people still aren't very scientific. The wizards are told the rules, and they follow them without seeing why. Also, Harry was only able to do partial transfiguration based on an in-depth knowledge of quantum physics, something wizards just don't know anything about. Also, that's kind of the entire point of the fanfic, isn't it? That in the actual canon of ''Literature/HarryPotter'', no one actually does try to scientifically approach science; if they did, they'd notice that a lot of things don't quite make sense. So the author is running with that and showing one person who actually does try to apply science to magic, and is baffled when no one else has even tried what seems obvious to him.
*** ** The amount of knowledge necessary to do partial transfiguration is insane. You can do complete transfiguration believing in Aristotelian physics, but currently known and generally accepted physics is not sufficient for partial transfiguration. It won't work if you believe that time exists as an explicit dimension. It is well within the realm of possibility that no wizard or muggle in on the [[Masquerade]] even heard of timeless physics.
**** ** But if it's only a theory to begin with and the only thing in it's favor is that it hasn't been proven wrong, then how can Harry be so sure that Timeless Physics would allow partial transmutation in the first place? Isn't that the equivalent of taking a controversial theory as [[Series/TheColbertReport pure truthiness]] and not accepting an answer otherwise, even if it does cause the meltdown of reality as we know it? That seems like a big ass case of Harry Bias right there, especially right after Harry learned his lesson about playing around with Transfiguration and "DO NOT MESS WITH TIME" even earlier.
***** ** Harry didn't have to ''know'' that timeless physics was right, he was ''experimenting''. He was testing the hypothesis that partial transfiguration is a conceptual limit and he tried several views/approaches - several were disproved, one of them happened to be right. That's how science works, you check your ideas with experiments.\\



*** Quirrel's help was writing in the rules that you could ask other people in you army to help strategize and both Draco and Harry had too big of egos to even consider doing this.
**** There was nothing in the rules explicit about that, as far as we know. The help was that he had assigned to Hermione's army all those people that Draco Malfoy himself had considered possibilities for the place of General (Zabini, Goldstein, Macmillan). So in short, the help was she had been given the best lieutenants there were.

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*** ** Quirrel's help was writing in the rules that you could ask other people in you army to help strategize and both Draco and Harry had too big of egos to even consider doing this.
**** ** There was nothing in the rules explicit about that, as far as we know. The help was that he had assigned to Hermione's army all those people that Draco Malfoy himself had considered possibilities for the place of General (Zabini, Goldstein, Macmillan). So in short, the help was she had been given the best lieutenants there were.



*** StarWars is special, [[NoTrueScotsman obviously.]]
*** In chapter 28, "phasers" are one of the things Hermione tried to transfigure and Harry lists Captain Picard as one of his heroes in chapter 52. (I wonder if Harry hated missing TNG's fifth season while being without televisions at Hogwarts. Maybe he had his parents tape it for him.)

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*** ** StarWars is special, [[NoTrueScotsman obviously.]]
*** ** In chapter 28, "phasers" are one of the things Hermione tried to transfigure and Harry lists Captain Picard as one of his heroes in chapter 52. (I wonder if Harry hated missing TNG's fifth season while being without televisions at Hogwarts. Maybe he had his parents tape it for him.)



*** Eliezer said that he's ignoring dates and times when it comes to science&scientific theories - he's presenting the most modern available view, even if it's incompatible with the 1991 timeline. If you want an in-universe explanation, just assume that those theories/discoveries have been made earlier in MoRverse.

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*** ** Eliezer said that he's ignoring dates and times when it comes to science&scientific theories - he's presenting the most modern available view, even if it's incompatible with the 1991 timeline. If you want an in-universe explanation, just assume that those theories/discoveries have been made earlier in MoRverse.



*** "A Squib is someone who was born into a wizarding family but hasn’t got any magic powers. Kind of the opposite of Muggle-born wizards, but Squibs are quite unusual."

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*** ** "A Squib is someone who was born into a wizarding family but hasn’t got any magic powers. Kind of the opposite of Muggle-born wizards, but Squibs are quite unusual."



*** Uh... but isn't there in the book Lucius Malfoy having a Peacock Patronus?
*** No, Lucius Malfoy owns a white peacock. It is not a patronus.

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*** ** Uh... but isn't there in the book Lucius Malfoy having a Peacock Patronus?
*** ** No, Lucius Malfoy owns a white peacock. It is not a patronus.



*** Actually, Harry gets his cash back [[spoiler:when Hermione dies]] and [[spoiler:the Potter and Malfoy houses]] ally against [[spoiler:Dumbledore]].

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*** ** Actually, Harry gets his cash back [[spoiler:when Hermione dies]] and [[spoiler:the Potter and Malfoy houses]] ally against [[spoiler:Dumbledore]].



*** An alternative to that: the comed-tea is magically tied to intuition, so that, when your intuition picks up on surprising events to happen in the next few seconds, it urges you to drink.

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*** ** An alternative to that: the comed-tea is magically tied to intuition, so that, when your intuition picks up on surprising events to happen in the next few seconds, it urges you to drink.



*** I think you're forgetting that Quirrell has a rule about no suspicious enquiries about him. Besides, the author has stated that this fic will only last first year and, letting Quirrell continue to teach is hardly "destroying all but a remnant" of him.
**** Source? I (random other person) was under the impression that the only thing he'd said about year 1 was that [=MoR=] Year 1 would cover the events of Canon Years 1-7, not that it would end there.

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*** ** I think you're forgetting that Quirrell has a rule about no suspicious enquiries about him. Besides, the author has stated that this fic will only last first year and, letting Quirrell continue to teach is hardly "destroying all but a remnant" of him.
**** ** Source? I (random other person) was under the impression that the only thing he'd said about year 1 was that [=MoR=] Year 1 would cover the events of Canon Years 1-7, not that it would end there.



*** Except that the conversation about Hermione happened after the poisoning of the bones. The conversation in question is the discussion of rockets and other muggle technology and their involvement in the [[spoiler:Rescuing Bellatrix from Azkaban]] incident.

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*** ** Except that the conversation about Hermione happened after the poisoning of the bones. The conversation in question is the discussion of rockets and other muggle technology and their involvement in the [[spoiler:Rescuing Bellatrix from Azkaban]] incident.



*** Because he felt too good for a 5th year book but not a 7th year book? I don't actually recall the event you are referencing, but I think it may have been part of a deception to cover up the true meaning of why he was sending the message...
**** Now it's me who isn't sure what event ''you'' are referencing, but I meant the one before the Taboo Tradeoffs battle when Harry figures out why potions work.
***** Found it. Apparently he needed to check a hypothesis he had and was too lazy to go all the way down to the library so he just paid a sickle to a 7th year to borrow his book for 5 minutes. Likely he wanted 7th year as it's more advanced than 5th year.

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*** ** Because he felt too good for a 5th year book but not a 7th year book? I don't actually recall the event you are referencing, but I think it may have been part of a deception to cover up the true meaning of why he was sending the message...
**** ** Now it's me who isn't sure what event ''you'' are referencing, but I meant the one before the Taboo Tradeoffs battle when Harry figures out why potions work.
***** ** Found it. Apparently he needed to check a hypothesis he had and was too lazy to go all the way down to the library so he just paid a sickle to a 7th year to borrow his book for 5 minutes. Likely he wanted 7th year as it's more advanced than 5th year.



** "For example, call back… Voldemort – no, wait, forget it. He would just lie about where the Chamber of Secrets is and send us all to our deaths…"
** "… My parents."

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** "For example, call back… back... Voldemort – no, wait, forget it. He would just lie about where the Chamber of Secrets is and send us all to our deaths…"
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** "… "... My parents."



*** No, that wouldn't be able to falsify Harry's primary hypothesis for the nature of the Resurrection Stone; since he thinks that the 'ghost' is just a projection made from memory, setting something up that you knew about would yield exactly the same results whether there was an actual afterlife being contacted or only a memory.
**** Trivial: find someone about to die, ask them to write down a secret phrase and put it in an envelope. After they die, bring them back and ask them about it (remember, you don't know the phrase), then once they've answered check it against the contents of the envelope. Insert 6-hour waits as needed to avoid potential time-turner nonsense. Mind you, the test could still be fooled if the stone were somehow storing "save-states" of every wizard who ever died in a similar way to horcruxes, but it would still clearly discriminate between that and the stone working off the memory of the ''holder''. There doesn't seem to be any meaningful way to test the save-state case against the true communication case, however, because both would result in the person brought back having access to anything they had in life plus potentially more (cross-contamination and afterlife experiences, respectively). At that point, the question would really become whether there was a meaningful difference between the two at all, or whether the stone might as well be the IT Crowd version of the afterlife.

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*** ** No, that wouldn't be able to falsify Harry's primary hypothesis for the nature of the Resurrection Stone; since he thinks that the 'ghost' is just a projection made from memory, setting something up that you knew about would yield exactly the same results whether there was an actual afterlife being contacted or only a memory.
**** ** Trivial: find someone about to die, ask them to write down a secret phrase and put it in an envelope. After they die, bring them back and ask them about it (remember, you don't know the phrase), then once they've answered check it against the contents of the envelope. Insert 6-hour waits as needed to avoid potential time-turner nonsense. Mind you, the test could still be fooled if the stone were somehow storing "save-states" of every wizard who ever died in a similar way to horcruxes, but it would still clearly discriminate between that and the stone working off the memory of the ''holder''. There doesn't seem to be any meaningful way to test the save-state case against the true communication case, however, because both would result in the person brought back having access to anything they had in life plus potentially more (cross-contamination and afterlife experiences, respectively). At that point, the question would really become whether there was a meaningful difference between the two at all, or whether the stone might as well be the IT Crowd version of the afterlife.



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* According to [[Wikipedia]], [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julian_Barbour#Timeless_physics timeless physics]] was discovered in 1999. If this takes place in 1991-1992, how does Harry know about it? Did he work it out himself?

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* According to [[Wikipedia]], Wikipedia, [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julian_Barbour#Timeless_physics timeless physics]] was discovered in 1999. If this takes place in 1991-1992, how does Harry know about it? Did he work it out himself?




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* Squib is someone who has magical parent but no magical abilities. muggle is someone who has no magical parents and no magical abilities. So
how can a child of a magical and a muggle parent be "either magical, or squbi, or muggle?" If one parent is magical, the child can't be muggle anymore.

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* Squib is someone who has magical parent but no magical abilities. muggle is someone who has no magical parents and no magical abilities. So
So how can a child of a magical and a muggle parent be "either magical, or squbi, squib, or muggle?" If one parent is magical, the child can't be muggle anymore.



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** I always thought that differences between purebloods/hal-bloods and muggleborn are purely social and cultural.

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* Did anyone figure out the code Harry used on himself when he sent a message to his past self? I know what the message was, but not how the code he wrote was supposed to convey that.

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* Did anyone figure out the code Harry used on himself when he sent a message to his past self? I know what the message was, but not how the code he wrote was supposed to convey that.that.

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** Discovering that Comed-Tea acts like the Time-Turner means that the alter-my-humour-then-drink plan fails for the following reason. It presumably has two charms on it, the first discouraging you from drinking it when nothing funny is about to happen to prevent drinks without a spit-take (cf. Harry missing obvious tests like trying to drink in a locked room with his eyes closed), the second encouraging you to drink when something is about to happen to ensure that you actually drink the soda at the possible times (plus maybe something that makes you over-react to funny stuff so that the funny thing in question causes a spit-take). Given the weirdness of the wizarding world, this is enough to ensure the right result all the time for people withnormal senses of humour. If Harry was to alter his humour to laugh only at a single impossible thing, all that would happen is that the first charm would go into overdrive and Harry wouldn't drink it at all.
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** Now that we have the explanation of how the horcrux works, we see why it wouldn't help. A horcrux is created by killing someone violently to ensure they become a ghost (Thus eliminating any mercy-kill plans) then overwrites the ghost with the imprint of the killer. The ghost is then bound to a cursed artefact so that it can possess the next person to touch it. Harry wouldn't be killing half the population to make the rest immortal, he'd be killing two thirds of the population (for each horcrux you need one ghost and possessed person) to at most double the lifespan of the rest.

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** I think EY's theory of wizard genetics is flawed, but one possible answer to your question is that wizards have some sort of intuition that causes them to feel attracted to squibs (which includes distant descendents of wizards, not just first-generation squibs) but not ordinary muggles. (Think Voldemort's mother's crush on Riddle sr.)
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** Bullies are a problem because authorities usually empathize with them. The bullies were just out for a bit of "harmless" fun, but SPHEW was out looking for a fight, so obviously they're the ones with the problem right? Just ask people who've actually fought back against a bully, usually they're the ones who get in more trouble. Add in a bit of wizarding classism since the bullies had better connected families. It probably also connects to Dumbledore not wanting to stick his neck out in order to conserve his power base.
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** Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think the precise attachment/configuration of the rocketbroom was ever described in the chapter. With that in mind, the rocket might well have just been attached so as to protrude far enough beyond the end of the broomstick where the flame wouldn't go near it. Failing that, it may be common practice to ward broomsticks against fire (certainly possible, and rather sensible) or Quirrel may have placed a special set of protections on the broom they intended to promptly ride through a firefight regardless of his knowledge of the rocket (wizards are often insensible, but Quirrel is a notable exception).

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** Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think the precise attachment/configuration of the rocketbroom was ever described in the chapter. With that in mind, the rocket might well have just been attached so as to protrude far enough beyond the end of the broomstick where the flame wouldn't go near it. Failing that, it may be common practice to ward broomsticks against fire (certainly possible, and rather sensible) or Quirrel may have placed a special set of protections on the broom they intended to promptly ride through a firefight regardless of his knowledge of the rocket (wizards are often insensible, but Quirrel is a notable exception).exception).

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** Also, while house elves have an alien psychology goblins are a HumanSubspecies in this fic, making the laws against their rights much more straightforwardly bigotry.
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*** The author has this problem in real life, one of the author's notes about a hundred chapters in mentions he finally got meds that work to treat it.
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** Once a Transfiguration wears off, the original Form reasserts itself, mapped somehow to changes in the Transfigured Form. So long as the Transfigured form was a static, solid object, the mapping would be precise enough that there would be no visible change and you would feel fine for a while before getting very sick and dying. The twins could have just transfigured the millipedes into grains of sand or dust particles, poured them in, and when the transfiguration wore off, the millipedes would be quite alive for as long as they needed to be. Carefully timed, this wouldn't need to be more than a few seconds. Also, millipedes have much simpler bodily systems than a human - very little in terms of a nervous, respiratory, or circulatory system, and probably a much higher tolerance for all sorts of environmental changes. They probably wouldn't shake off transfiguration sickness, but they might last considerably longer than a human.
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** Given that the protocol covers when the Wizengamot can be adjourned, the obvious guess is that something happened which meant they couldn't adjourn a meeting for years, until people had died of old age or starvation.

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** According to MoR!blood purists, the weakening in magic anyone could observe was caused by dilution of blood, but since Harry somewhat proved that magic is not weakening because of that reason, and that muggelborns are not weaker than purebloods, Lucius' whole castle in the air crumbles, thus Draco is pretty shocked.
The problem is that interbreeding in the MoR-verse is not a cause for loss of subjective magical power.

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** According to MoR!blood purists, the weakening in magic anyone could observe was caused by dilution of blood, but since Harry somewhat proved that magic is not weakening because of that reason, and that muggelborns are not weaker than purebloods, Lucius' whole castle in the air crumbles, thus Draco is pretty shocked.
shocked.The problem is that interbreeding in the MoR-verse is not a cause for loss of subjective magical power.
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*** According to MoR!blood purists, the weakening in magic anyone could observe was caused by dilution of blood, but since Harry somewhat proved that magic is not weakening because of that reason, and that muggelborns are not weaker than purebloods, Lucius' whole castle in the air crumbles, thus Draco is pretty shocked.

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*** ** According to MoR!blood purists, the weakening in magic anyone could observe was caused by dilution of blood, but since Harry somewhat proved that magic is not weakening because of that reason, and that muggelborns are not weaker than purebloods, Lucius' whole castle in the air crumbles, thus Draco is pretty shocked.
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** According to MoR!blood purists, the weakening in magic anyone could observe was caused by dilution of blood, but since Harry somewhat proved that magic is not weakening because of that reason, and that muggelborns are not weaker than purebloods, Lucius' whole castle in the air crumbles, thus Draco is pretty shocked.

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** *** According to MoR!blood purists, the weakening in magic anyone could observe was caused by dilution of blood, but since Harry somewhat proved that magic is not weakening because of that reason, and that muggelborns are not weaker than purebloods, Lucius' whole castle in the air crumbles, thus Draco is pretty shocked.
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** According to MoR!blood purists, the weakening in magic anyone could observe was caused by dilution of blood, but since Harry somewhat proved that magic is not weakening because of that reason, and that muggelborns are not weaker than purebloods, Lucius' whole castle in the air crumbles, thus Draco is pretty shocked.
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* How did the fire from the rocket not burn the bristles of the broomstick?

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* How did the fire from the rocket not burn the bristles of the broomstick?broomstick?
** Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think the precise attachment/configuration of the rocketbroom was ever described in the chapter. With that in mind, the rocket might well have just been attached so as to protrude far enough beyond the end of the broomstick where the flame wouldn't go near it. Failing that, it may be common practice to ward broomsticks against fire (certainly possible, and rather sensible) or Quirrel may have placed a special set of protections on the broom they intended to promptly ride through a firefight regardless of his knowledge of the rocket (wizards are often insensible, but Quirrel is a notable exception).
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****Trivial: find someone about to die, ask them to write down a secret phrase and put it in an envelope. After they die, bring them back and ask them about it (remember, you don't know the phrase), then once they've answered check it against the contents of the envelope. Insert 6-hour waits as needed to avoid potential time-turner nonsense. Mind you, the test could still be fooled if the stone were somehow storing "save-states" of every wizard who ever died in a similar way to horcruxes, but it would still clearly discriminate between that and the stone working off the memory of the ''holder''. There doesn't seem to be any meaningful way to test the save-state case against the true communication case, however, because both would result in the person brought back having access to anything they had in life plus potentially more (cross-contamination and afterlife experiences, respectively). At that point, the question would really become whether there was a meaningful difference between the two at all, or whether the stone might as well be the IT Crowd version of the afterlife.

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