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* What was the last decision of the survivors of the eighty-eighth Wizengamot? What did the non-survivors die of?

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* What was the last decision of the survivors of the eighty-eighth Wizengamot? What did the non-survivors die of?of?

* Harry seems to be adamant about goblin rights but he dismisses house elves as a slave species. How the hell is that justified?
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** Hogwarts has had some really, really bad Defence Professors, then the hyper-competent Quirrell comes along and agrees to teach a near-suicidal position, on the caveat that nobody asks about his identity. Dumbledore (and more tellingly, MCGONAGALL), of course, accepted in an instant.

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** Hogwarts has had some really, really bad Defence Professors, then the hyper-competent Quirrell comes along and agrees to teach a near-suicidal position, on the caveat that nobody asks about his identity. Dumbledore (and more tellingly, MCGONAGALL), [=MCGONAGALL=]), of course, accepted in an instant.



* Why is Harry bothered about the form of the quantum Hamiltonian when McGonagall turns into a cat in Ch. 2? If she's violating conservation of energy, then the shift symmetry of time goes out the window - Noether's theorem is, well, a mathematical theorem; you can't violate a mathematical theorem by magic, any more than you could cast a spell that would make 2+2=5 - so, either there's no shift symmetry of time, or the universe cannot be modelled by a Lagrangian. Either of those would be *far* more dramatic than merely reformulating the Hamiltonian; we did that when QFT replaced traditional QM in the 1950s. Given that I really don't want to give up the shift symmetry of time (yuk! results of experiments differ depending on when you do them? The amounts of difference you'd need for Transfiguration would demolish the entire regularity of the laws of physics, to the point that atomic nuclei would casually fall apart) we have to assume that the universe cannot be modelled by a Lagrangian. Which is messy as hell. Yes, the quantum Hamiltonian is a Lagrangian, but throwing out the generalised structure, not just a single special-case is, wow, really mind-blowing.

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* Why is Harry bothered about the form of the quantum Hamiltonian when McGonagall [=McGonagall=] turns into a cat in Ch. 2? If she's violating conservation of energy, then the shift symmetry of time goes out the window - Noether's theorem is, well, a mathematical theorem; you can't violate a mathematical theorem by magic, any more than you could cast a spell that would make 2+2=5 - so, either there's no shift symmetry of time, or the universe cannot be modelled by a Lagrangian. Either of those would be *far* more dramatic than merely reformulating the Hamiltonian; we did that when QFT replaced traditional QM in the 1950s. Given that I really don't want to give up the shift symmetry of time (yuk! results of experiments differ depending on when you do them? The amounts of difference you'd need for Transfiguration would demolish the entire regularity of the laws of physics, to the point that atomic nuclei would casually fall apart) we have to assume that the universe cannot be modelled by a Lagrangian. Which is messy as hell. Yes, the quantum Hamiltonian is a Lagrangian, but throwing out the generalised structure, not just a single special-case is, wow, really mind-blowing.
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** Chapter 92 answers this; Lesath was thinking "I shouldn't stand out, because Harry told me not to."

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** Chapter 92 answers this; Lesath was thinking "I shouldn't stand out, because Harry told me not to.""

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** "For example, call back Pierre de Fermat and ask him what his truly marvelous demonstration of his A^n+B^n=C^n where N>2 was, without all the modern math used by Wiles... Wait, no, the proof came [[BreakingTheFourthWall a decade and a half before the knowledge of Timeless Space that Elizier Yudkowsky's letting me know]], but [[TimeyWimeyBall a year after my present...]]" (The most plausible way I've been able to interpret it was "Ask my dead birth parents about something like Lily's lost earring- wait, no, let's make that someone less emotionally relevant to myself..." but I'm hoping someone else, or a definitive statement by EZ, will better answer the above headscratcher.)
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** Hogwarts has had some really, really bad Defence Professors, then the hyper-competent Quirrell comes along and agrees to teach a near-suicidal position, on the caveat that nobody asks about his identity. Dumbledore, of course, accepted in an instant.

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** Hogwarts has had some really, really bad Defence Professors, then the hyper-competent Quirrell comes along and agrees to teach a near-suicidal position, on the caveat that nobody asks about his identity. Dumbledore, Dumbledore (and more tellingly, MCGONAGALL), of course, accepted in an instant.
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*** An alternative to that: the comed-tea is magically tied to intuition, so that, when your intuition picks up on surprising events to happen in the next few seconds, it urges you to drink.
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** The morverse, and I'm making a small assumption here, has the following six hours already written, kinda like miniture fate, unchangable. Set in stone. No matter what time it is the next six hours are going to happen one way and one way only.(As shown by time turners) No exceptions. Comed-tea is charmed to cause and impulse to drink when it detects an action, or phrase, anything, within the next few minutes that would cause it's owner to spit-take. Which means that it can be used as precognition for humor.
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point on the treatment of muggles within the potterverse and their implications in the hpmorverse.

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****** The biggest hint in the canon is how muggles are treated. Two words, memory charms. We are the culmination of our experiences and yet Barty Crouch repeatedly wipes the memory of the grounds keeper guy with nary a second thought. Wizards can heal pretty much every illness imaginable and yet muggles are out there with alzeimers and cancer. As far as I'm concerned wizards dont have long lives because of inate magic, but due to magical healing. There existence and lack of caring makes them responsible for the short lives of every muggle.
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Never mind. Canon has addressed this one.


** When the troll attacked, it was during break, so most students, including Lesath, weren't at school.
*** But Lesath was most likely among the orphans – his parents not dead, but incarcerated. He should have been at the school during the hollidays.

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*** But Lesath was most likely among the orphans – his parents not dead, but incarcerated. He should have been at the school during the hollidays.

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*** But Lesath was most likely among the orphans – his parents not dead, but incarcerated. He should have been at the school during the hollidays.hollidays.
** Chapter 92 answers this; Lesath was thinking "I shouldn't stand out, because Harry told me not to."
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** When the troll attacked, it was during break, so most students, including Lesath, weren't at school.

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** When the troll attacked, it was during break, so most students, including Lesath, weren't at school.school.
*** But Lesath was most likely among the orphans – his parents not dead, but incarcerated. He should have been at the school during the hollidays.
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* Why didn't Lesath answer TheCall when Harry called for fifth-years in chapter 88?

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* Why didn't Lesath answer TheCall when Harry called for fifth-years in chapter 88?88?
** When the troll attacked, it was during break, so most students, including Lesath, weren't at school.

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** "For example, call back… Voldemort – no, wait, forget it. He would just lie about where the Chamber of Secrets is and send us all to our deaths…"

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** "For example, call back… Voldemort – no, wait, forget it. He would just lie about where the Chamber of Secrets is and send us all to our deaths…"deaths…"
** "… My parents."

* Why didn't Lesath answer TheCall when Harry called for fifth-years in chapter 88?

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Never mind, I think I figured it out.


** "For example, call back… Voldemort – no, wait, forget it. He would just lie about where the Chamber of Secrets is and send us all to our deaths…"

* In chapter 90, when Harry lists [[spoiler:ways he could have saved Hermione]], he says, "if only I'd gone with… if, that night…" Any idea who he could have gone with on what night that could have saved her?

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** "For example, call back… Voldemort – no, wait, forget it. He would just lie about where the Chamber of Secrets is and send us all to our deaths…"

* In chapter 90, when Harry lists [[spoiler:ways he could have saved Hermione]], he says, "if only I'd gone with… if, that night…" Any idea who he could have gone with on what night that could have saved her?
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** "For example, call back… Voldemort – no, wait, forget it. He would just lie about where the Chamber of Secrets is and send us all to our deaths…"

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** "For example, call back… Voldemort – no, wait, forget it. He would just lie about where the Chamber of Secrets is and send us all to our deaths…"deaths…"

* In chapter 90, when Harry lists [[spoiler:ways he could have saved Hermione]], he says, "if only I'd gone with… if, that night…" Any idea who he could have gone with on what night that could have saved her?
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*** Because very few wizards have any ounce of logic or scientific background. Scientific method just isn't something that's taught to wizards, so that just leaves muggle-borns, and most people still aren't very scientific. The wizards are told the rules, and they follow them without seeing why. Also, Harry was only able to do partial transfiguration based on an in-depth knowledge of quantum physics, something wizards just don't know anything about. Also, that's kind of the entire point of the fanfic, isn't it? That in the actual canon of HarryPotter, no one actually does try to scientifically approach science; if they did, they'd notice that a lot of things don't quite make sense. So the author is running with that and showing one person who actually does try to apply science to magic, and is baffled when no one else has even tried what seems obvious to him.

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*** Because very few wizards have any ounce of logic or scientific background. Scientific method just isn't something that's taught to wizards, so that just leaves muggle-borns, and most people still aren't very scientific. The wizards are told the rules, and they follow them without seeing why. Also, Harry was only able to do partial transfiguration based on an in-depth knowledge of quantum physics, something wizards just don't know anything about. Also, that's kind of the entire point of the fanfic, isn't it? That in the actual canon of HarryPotter, ''Literature/HarryPotter'', no one actually does try to scientifically approach science; if they did, they'd notice that a lot of things don't quite make sense. So the author is running with that and showing one person who actually does try to apply science to magic, and is baffled when no one else has even tried what seems obvious to him.
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* In Chapter 39, Harry mentions a test for the Resurrection Stone which he prevents himself from saying. Any idea what it was?

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* In Chapter 39, Harry mentions a test for the Resurrection Stone which he prevents himself from saying. Any idea what it was?was?
** "For example, call back… Voldemort – no, wait, forget it. He would just lie about where the Chamber of Secrets is and send us all to our deaths…"

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** He was just upset that his entire model of the universe was falling apart.

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** He was just upset that his entire model of the universe was falling apart.apart.

*In Chapter 39, Harry mentions a test for the Resurrection Stone which he prevents himself from saying. Any idea what it was?
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* Why is Harry bothered about the form of the quantum Hamiltonian when McGonagall turns into a cat in Ch. 2? If she's violating conservation of energy, then the shift symmetry of time goes out the window - Noether's theorem is, well, a mathematical theorem; you can't violate a mathematical theorem by magic, any more than you could cast a spell that would make 2+2=5 - so, either there's no shift symmetry of time, or the universe cannot be modelled by a Lagrangian. Either of those would be *far* more dramatic than merely reformulating the Hamiltonian; we did that when QFT replaced traditional QM in the 1950s. Given that I really don't want to give up the shift symmetry of time (yuk! results of experiments differ depending on when you do them? The amounts of difference you'd need for Transfiguration would demolish the entire regularity of the laws of physics, to the point that atomic nuclei would casually fall apart) we have to assume that the universe cannot be modelled by a Lagrangian. Which is messy as hell. Yes, the quantum Hamiltonian is a Lagrangian, but throwing out the generalised structure, not just a single special-case is, wow, really mind-blowing.

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* Why is Harry bothered about the form of the quantum Hamiltonian when McGonagall turns into a cat in Ch. 2? If she's violating conservation of energy, then the shift symmetry of time goes out the window - Noether's theorem is, well, a mathematical theorem; you can't violate a mathematical theorem by magic, any more than you could cast a spell that would make 2+2=5 - so, either there's no shift symmetry of time, or the universe cannot be modelled by a Lagrangian. Either of those would be *far* more dramatic than merely reformulating the Hamiltonian; we did that when QFT replaced traditional QM in the 1950s. Given that I really don't want to give up the shift symmetry of time (yuk! results of experiments differ depending on when you do them? The amounts of difference you'd need for Transfiguration would demolish the entire regularity of the laws of physics, to the point that atomic nuclei would casually fall apart) we have to assume that the universe cannot be modelled by a Lagrangian. Which is messy as hell. Yes, the quantum Hamiltonian is a Lagrangian, but throwing out the generalised structure, not just a single special-case is, wow, really mind-blowing.mind-blowing.
** He was just upset that his entire model of the universe was falling apart.
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* Why is Harry bothered about the form of the quantum Hamiltonian when McGonagall turns into a cat in Ch. 2? If she's violating conservation of energy, then the shift symmetry of time goes out the window - Noether's theorem is, well, a mathematical theorem; you can't violate a mathematical theorem by magic, any more than you could cast a spell that would make 2+2=5 - so, either there's no shift symmetry of time, or the universe cannot be modelled by a Lagrangian. Either of those would be *far* more dramatic than merely reformulating the Hamiltonian; we did that when QFT replaced traditional QM in the 1950s. Given that I really don't want to give up the shift symmetry of time (yuk! results of experiments differ depending on when you do them? The amounts of difference you'd need for Transfiguration would demolish the entire regularity of the laws of physics, to the point that atomic nuclei would casually fall apart) we have to assume that the universe cannot be modelled by a Lagrangian. Which is messy as hell. Yes, the quantum Hamiltonian is a Lagrangian, but throwing out the generalised structure, not just a single special-case is, wow, really mind-blowing.
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***** Found it. Apparently he needed to check a hypothesis he had and was too lazy to go all the way down to the library so he just paid a sickle to a 7th year to borrow his book for 5 minutes. Likely he wanted 7th year as it's more advanced than 5th year.
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**** Now it's me who isn't sure what event ''you'' are referencing, but I meant the one before the Taboo Tradeoffs battle when Harry figures out why potions work.



* If Lilly was Good through and through, how did she fail to mention to her ''best friend'' that he had gotten Sorted into SS Junge?

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* If Lilly Lily was Good through and through, how did she fail to mention to her ''best friend'' that he had gotten Sorted into SS Junge?
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*** Because he felt too good for a 5th year book but not a 7th year book? I don't actually recall the event you are referencing, but I think it may have been part of a deception to cover up the true meaning of why he was sending the message...
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** In one of the author's notes Yudkowsky has mentioned that while Harry's theory seems to fit the facts, it's not the only possible theory that does, especially given that he hasn't specifically studied genetics too deeply and that [[spoiler:the magic gene is most likely artificial]].
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* What were they supposed to "get word from Madeye" about in chapter 61? If it were the graveyard, wouldn't Severus know already?

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* What were they supposed If Lilly was Good through and through, how did she fail to "get word from Madeye" about in chapter 61? If it were the graveyard, wouldn't Severus know already?mention to her ''best friend'' that he had gotten Sorted into SS Junge?
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* What were they supposed to "get word from Madeye" about in chapter 69? If it were the graveyard, wouldn't Severus know already?

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* What were they supposed to "get word from Madeye" about in chapter 69? 61? If it were the graveyard, wouldn't Severus know already?
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* What were they supposed to "get word from Madeye" about in chapter 69? If it were the graveyard, wouldn't Severus know already?
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** Because Atlantis is, in some interpretations of the legend, somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean (and in yet others, is explicitly identified with Ireland or Great Britain). In the original Greek legend, it was located in the Straits of Gibraltar, where the Atlantic Ocean and the Mediterranean Sea met, between Spain and North Africa, and so in fact was not near Greece at all.
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** Well, why would he rent a seventh-year textbook when he already had a fifth-year textbook that he hadn't read?
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***** Exactly my point. Of of the Weasleys, Ron is the only one who marries a muggle-born.

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