History Headscratchers / Deadpool2016

** Most likely it's because Deadpool doesn't know how much ammo they have left in their guns, and he's been shown to count bullets. He also shot a mook after he ran out of bullets saying "that's what you get for not counting bullets." So it's probably because he doesn't want to take the risk.

* Wasn't that capsule still in relatively good shape after Wade blew it up from the inside? That thing might be quite absorbant for blow, make sense if the mutant awakening power is flight or Neosonic variety, you need to prepare for that type of thing.

** That is, of course, assuming that he isn't simply providing government bodies with some of those super slaves. If you were a government agency forced to deal with a world of superpowered people, you might look the other way when the guy who provides you the firepower to do that commits crimes.

** I think at the start of the film Deadpool states it's been one year seven months plus that he's been looking for Francis. During that time he's been hunting down and killing the members and customers of an international mutant slaving ring: Exactly the kind of thing the X-Men was formed to stop. It's really no surprise they may have come into contact. Note Collosus was happy to arrest Francis too. It was just the high collateral damage Dealpools behaviour tends to cause that he took issue with.

* "Careless Whispers" is a song about a man trying futilely to apologize to his lover for infidelity. What in the world would make Wade think this is an appropriate song to serenade his fiancee with? Or is this just further evidence that he's messed up in the head?

** Also, "Every Breath You Take" is a song about ''stalking'' someone, yet is often misinterpreted as a romantic ballad in RealLife, so it's not hard to imagine Wade (''especially'' [[CloudCuckooLander Wade]]) wouldn't put that together about "Careless Whispers."

** Deadpool said it himself: Colossus and Negasonic Teenage Warhead are the only two people there, due to the movie's budget.

* It could be that whatever he was injected with is related to the machine that Magneto created in the original X-Men film. Both can create mutants out of ordinary people but both are unstable in different ways - the machine will quickly have an effect on anyone but will leave the subject too unstable to survive long whereas the drug is much harder to get results from but will not cause the subjects to quickly dissolve into goo afterwards.

** Marvel traditionally gives their characters with healing abilities abnormal strength; the Marvel wiki has a canned explanation in which lactic acid build-up and other fatigue toxins are healed immediately, so muscles can fire for a lot longer and harder, and gains from strength training are much greater than even professional weightlifters. So Wolverine and Deadpool can do crazy stuff like punt people across rooms, somersault a million times, etc.

** Also, he's trained military; only in incredibly desperate situations would he pick up an enemy weapon, if only out deference to his past training.

** Also fairly standard fair for superheroes to have additional unmentioned superpowers. Angel is said to be super strong, but she's also clearly more resistant to pain than a normal human too. And similarly deadpool's powers clearly go beyond the ability to heal.

*** The single was released under George Michael's name, but it was featured on the Wham! album Wade displays, and was co-written by [[TheGarfunkel Andrew Ridgeley.]]

* How on earth did Blind Al know what Wade was trying to wash out in the laundromat? If you remember clearly, he's furiously scrubbing and she advises him to 'wear red'. I thought she was blind.

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