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* Film/WhatEverHappenedToBabyJane
** She got old and went mad after her sister tried to kill her.
** She just goes by Jane now.
** [[BrickJoke She's getting coffee with the Man of Tomorrow and the Caped Crusader]].
** [[Film/AustinPowersTheSpyWhoShaggedMe Well, listen up, Sonny Jim. I ate a baby! Oh, aye! Baby: The other other white meat. Baby! It's what's for dinner!]]
** [[VideoGame/BioShock She moved to Rapture and went crazy along with everyone else.]]
** [[Series/DoomPatrol2019 It's not my story to tell...]]
** [[VideoGame/DMCDevilMayCry Seeing the look on her face as her baby exploded into wet chunks... Priceless.]]
* Film/WhoeverSlewAuntieRoo
** Christopher and Katy.
** [[Franchise/WinnieThePooh Kanga]]? Fearing for her nephew?
** [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffy]].
** [[Literature/AbrahamLincolnVampireHunter Abe Lincoln]].
** [[AudioPlay/DirtyPotter "Nom" said Pooh, suddenly whipping out a ginormous ninja sword. He started to swing it in great circles above his head, and Roo got cut into strips which Pooh stuffed into Piglet's half-eaten carcass.]]
* Film/DudeWheresMyCar
** Like, parked somewhere.
*** [[WebAnimation/ASDFMovie ON MY]] [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 SANDVICH!]]
** In the impound lot.
** It's right over there.
** Dude, we came here in '''my''' car.
** It's on top of that mountain.
** [[MemeticMutation And then?]]
*** [[Music/TheCoasters Heh heh, and then along came Jones…]]
*** [[MemeticMutation AND DEN DEY]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euXQbZDwV0w EAT DA POO POO]]
** Well, since the sign over there '''clearly''' says "PRIVATE PARKING. Unauthorized vehicles will be worked over with a sledgehammer, flipped over by an angry mob, set on fire, spray painted with rude slogans, AND used as a getaway car in a daring daylight robbery. Have a nice day.", one can only guess.
** The mechanics class disassembled it, moved it to the roof, and reassembled it. [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer True story!]]
** [[Franchise/BackToTheFuture In 1985]].
** DudeWheresMyRespect
** Mike R. who?
** You violated rule [[Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG 1789: Doesn't matter what the map says, can't drive a sports car through the villain's lair.]]
** [[WebVideo/DoctorHorriblesSingAlongBlog Captain Hammer threw a car at my head.]]
** [[WebVideo/SonicAdventureAbridged Some asshole got here first and he hid this shit all over the place, and now I have to go on this wild goose chase because some asshole's fucking with me.]]
* Film/WhosHarryCrumb
** Creator/JohnCandy.
* Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit?
** Judge Doom.
*** [[WebVideo/GamesRepainted Wow, tag your spoilers asshole.]]
** [[Series/SaturdayNightLive "No, and please answer in the form of a question." "That]] ''[[Series/SaturdayNightLive was]]'' [[Series/SaturdayNightLive a question. Who framed him?"]]
*** [[Creator/AbbottAndCostello I don't know! THIRD BASE!]]
** [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Was it Jimbo? Mr. Garrison? Chef?]]
** [[Radio/CabinPressure Gandhi.]]
** [[Film/TheMask It was]] [[Film/TheFugitive the one-armed man!]]
** The people who put up the movie posters.
** Hate to break it to you, but nobody did. He's guilty.
* [[Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit Why don't you do right, like some other men do?]]
** [[WebVideo/TwistedTranslations If you are wrong, you are cool.]]
* Film/GuessWhosComingToDinner?
** Dr. John Wade Prentice.
** [[Series/HappyDays Fonzie?]]
** [[{{WesternAnimation/Rugrats}} Sidney Poitier?]]
** [[Film/StarTrekVITheUndiscoveredCountry Chancellor Gorkon?]]
** [[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire Winter.]]
** [[FanFic/MyLittleTitan Your daughter's new dragon boyfriend. I'm Jinx, nice to meet you.]]
** Creator/AshtonKutcher?
** How exactly can a [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guess_Who%3F board game]] eat dinner?
** Great! I love [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Guess_Who their music]]!
** Well, I know [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Homer's coming to criticize it]].
** ''[[Theatre/DonGiovanni Don Giovanni, a cenar teco m'invitasti e son venuto!]]''
* Is that a moon?
** [[Film/ANewHope That's no moon.]]
*** What else could it be? It's too big to be a space station.
*** [[WesternAnimation/RobotChicken It's yo mama!]]
** [[WeirdMoon Who can tell?]]
** [[Series/TheKidsInTheHall Gee, I wonder who owns that moon...]]
** [[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged STOP MOCKING ME!!!]]
** [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask Dawn of the First Day - 72 hours remain.]]
** [[Series/{{QI}} Which moon]] [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyIV are we]] [[VideoGame/KidIcarusUprising talking about?]]
** Vulcan has no moon.
** [[WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce Some say the Earth is our moon. But that would belittle the name of our moon. Which is, "The Moon."]]
** [[Series/TheMightyBoosh No, he's an impostor]].
** [[WebAnimation/HourOfPoop Hahaha, don't be stupid, One-Round! It's]] Creator/CharlesLaughton.
* [[Film/TheMatrix Why, Mr. Anderson, why]]? Why do you PERSIST?
** Because [[RhymesOnADime I'm]] [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Mewtwo]].
** Conservation of energy. Means even if you disintegrate me, there's still ''something'' left behind that used to be me. [[ThePhilosopher Even the star themselves will continue on, their corpses spread thin across the universe. To rain down upon the worlds, each one contributing in some small part to...everything. We are starstuff,]] JustForFun/TropeTan.
** [[ItAmusedMe Why not?]]
** Because I don't believe in fate.
** Because ScrewDestiny.
** The Law of Conservation of Momentum.
** Because [[PrecisionFStrike fuck you]], that's why.
** Because we're VideoGame/SonicHeroes!
** [[Machinima/FreemansMind You know, people say you should just play the hand you've been dealt in life. You know what? Fuck that. I say that if you get a dealt a bad hand, you throw out your cards, flip the table, pull a gun on the dealer and start shooting... life, I guess.]]
** [[Machinima/FreemansMind You may think you're hard because you plugged a scared old man but try that number on me and watch what happens. I didn't come all this way to get shot in the back of the head by some rent-a-cop. If the ninja took me out there would have been at least some dignity to that, with you there is nothing, absolutely nothing.]]
** [[Machinima.ShepardsMind All right. I was never a good marine. I couldn't protect the people under my command. I never caught Freeman. I couldn't go fifteen meters without running into some insurmountable delay. I didn't earn my advanced training or even my rank as Corporal. Some guys just dropped it on me! I'm not even fighting for a cause, I just don't want to die. All the good things I did today were just because I was backed into a corner and could only keep charging forward. If I die today, nobody's gonna remember. Adrian Shepherd might as well never have existed. And you know what? I refuse to believe that this overconvoluted clusterfuck of a disaster happened just so I could get eaten by a giant squid in a dusty ventilation shaft! So screw it. I'm gonna go in there, I'm gonna fight, and I'm gonna fucking win! Come and get me yo-]] [[spoiler: [[MoodWhiplash Ow! Leg cramp, leg cramp, ow! Jeez! Ow, damn! Man! I really need to remember to limber up before this kind of crap.]] Anyway, have at you!]]
** IRejectYourReality [[Film/TheDungeonmaster and substitute]] [[Series/MythBusters my own!]]
* Film/{{Who Am I|1998}}?
** Creator/JackieChan.
** [[Theatre/LesMiserables I'M JEAN VALJEAN!!!]]
*** 24601!!!
*** AND I'M JAVERT!!!
*** [[Creator/DaThings1 And I'm JOJvert! Do not forget my name! Do not forget my name! Do not forget]] [[YourMum my mAm!]]
** [[VideoGame/MassEffect2 I am pure krogan; you should be in awe.]]
** [[Series/BabylonFive I am Susan Ivanova. Commander. Daughter of Andrei and Sophie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance... and the boot that's going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart! I am Death Incarnate, and the last thing you are ever gonna see.]] ''[[BadassBoast God sent me.]]''
** [[Franchise/{{Batman}} I'm Batman.]]
** [[Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick I'm a sexy, shoeless god of war!]]
** [[Recap/DoctorWhoTVMTheTVMovie The Eighth Doctor.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck I am the terror that flaps in the night!]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TransformersAnimated My name is OPTIMUS PRIME!]]
** [[Music/{{Genesis}} I'M]] [[Music/TheLambLiesDownOnBroadway RAAAEEEEEEEEL!]]
** [[Film/SpiderManTrilogy You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart.]]
** [[{{WesternAnimation/Mulan}} I am the guardian of lost souls! I am the powerful, the pleasurable, the indestructible Mushu!]]
** [[Film/BackToTheFuture I'm George. George McFly. I'm your density. I mean...your destiny.]]
** [[Music/TheBeatles I am the Eggman.]]
*** No, no, ''they'' are the Eggmen, ''I'' am the Walrus.
*** No [[TheWalrusWasPaul Paul is the walrus]]
*** [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Actually, I am the Eggman.]]
** You see, [[VideoGame/StarCraft I'm pretty much the Queen Bitch of the Universe]].
** [[Film/JudgeDredd I am the law]].
*** [[Theatre/LesMiserables AND THE LAW IS NOT MOCKED!]]
*** [[Theatre/TheMerchantOfVenice My deeds upon my head! I crave the law.]]
** [[Film/JamesBond I'm Bond. James Bond.]]
** [[VideoGame/MarioKart They call me WALUIGI, I'm stunting in the Dubillac]]
** I'M [[TheJuggernaut THE JUGGERNAUT]], [[MemeticMutation BITCH]]!
** [[MyNameIsInigoMontoya My name is]] [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog]]. I am this world's UltimateLifeform. THIS IS WHO I AM!
** [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to.]]
*** Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it [[SuddenlySHOUTING BECAUSE]] [[SubvertedCatchPhrase YOU WON'T]] [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] [[BigShutUp SHUT UP!]]
** [[WesternAnimation/Frozen2013 My name is Olaf and I like warm hugs!]]
*** [[Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG Lord Soth just does not need a hug.]]
** [[Film/{{Spartacus}} I am Spartacus!]]
*** IAmSpartacus!
*** [[Series/DoctorWho Yeah, me too.]] [[Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian And so's my wife!]]
*** [[Literature/{{Lolita}} No, I'm Spartacus. Have you come to free the slaves or something?]]
** [[UsefulNotes/GenghisKhan I am your punishment from God. If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.]]
*** [[AnalogyBackfire You're a]] [[InsultBackfire punishment?]]
** [[ComicStrip/{{Popeye}} I am what I am and that's all I am.]]
** [[Music/TheRollingStones Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty I'M MISTER MEESEEKS, LOOK AT ME!]]
*** I'm Tiny Rick!!
*** [[Memes/RickAndMorty I'M PICKLE RIIIIIIIICK!!]]
*** I'm ''time''! ''I'm literally time''!
*** [[Literature/AlicesAdventuresInWonderland He's murdering the time! Off with his head!]]
*** [[WebVideo/DontHugMeImScared Time is a tool you can put on the wall or wear it on your wrist!]]
*** [[VideoGame/PaperMarioStickerStar While this thing can theoretically manipulate time, every effort to use it to go back and avert that unfortunate chowder incident has failed.]]
** [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy I am Groot.]]
** (singing) [[WesternAnimation/TeenTitans I AM THE MASTER OF CEREMONIES, SO LET ME SET YOU STRAIGHT. WITH JUST A WAVE OF MY MAGIC WAND I'M MASTER OF YOUR FATE]]
** Dowd. [[Theatre/{{Harvey}} Elwood P. Dowd. ]][[MyCard Let me give you one of my cards...]]
** [[TheCaptain Captain]]. ''[[InsistentTerminology Captain]]'' [[Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean Jack Sparrow]].
** TheyCallMeMisterTibbs!
** [[Series/LoisAndClark I'm Clark Kent.... I'm Superman]] [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic I'm the FUCKING man of steel]].
** [[Series/PawnStars I'm Rick Harrison,]] [[MemeticMutation and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man, and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years--you never know]] ''[[MemeticMutation what]]'' [[MemeticMutation is gonna come through that door.]]
** [[Memes/JoJosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable I am wood]]\\
[[TranslationTrainWreck stupid]]
*** [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail She is made of wood, which also burns, and this would confirm that she is, indeed, a witch.]]
*** [[LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys And I get... wood.]]
*** [[VideoGame/HitmanAbsolution I-I got wood, man. Why do I got wood?]]
*** [[Music/SiIvaGunner nice >:] ]]
** [[Creator/DannyDevito I'M THE TRASH MAN! I EAT GARBAGE!]]
** '''[[Film/RevengeOfTheSith I]] ''[[Film/RevengeOfTheSith am]]'' [[IAmTheNoun the]] [[MemeticMutation Senate]]!'''
*** Not yet.
** [[VideoGame/FireEmblemFates You are the ocean's grey waves, destined to seek life beyond the shore, just out of reach.]]
** [[Film/FindingForrester You're the man now, dog!]]
** [[WebVideo/DontHugMeImScared I'm a computer! I'm a computery guy! Everything made out of buttons and wires...]]
** [[VideoGame/SonicHeroes YEAH YEAH! I'm the one, I'm Vector the Crocodile! Herrheh!!]]
** [[VideoGame/HitmanAbsolution I am the judge, you've crossed the line.]]
*** [[CrossTheLineTwice Twice.]] [[DoubleMeaning And]] [[VideoGame/SpecOpsTheLine said line-crosser]] [[NeverMyFault would't take responsibility for it.]]
** [[Film/AustinPowersInternationalManOfMystery Allow myself to introduce.......... myself.]]
** [[WebComic/{{Hiimdaisy}} Hey! I'm a totally unimportant Gas Station attendant! CAN I TOUCH YOUR HAND?]]
*** Nuh-uh. I've played ''VideoGame/Persona4'', I know how that one goes.
** [[Series/SesameStreet I am the river. I am the sea. I am you and you are me...]]
** [[WebVideo/SonicAdventureAbridged This is Chaos. He's working for me. And by the way, if I feed him all the Chaos Emeralds, you're all gonna fucking die.]]
*** [[VideoGame/UnderNightInBirth I thought Chaos worked for Hilda...]]
*** [[VideoGame/Splatoon2 With chaos, you never know what'll happen next, which is AWESOME!]]
** [[VideoGame/PokemonVietnameseCrystal I AM A MONSTER]]\\
[[LastSecondWordSwap COACH]]
** '''[[WesternAnimation/ThePolarExpress I'm the king! Of the North Pole!]]'''
** [[Film/KungPowEnterTheFist You are the Pie Man. Your pies are known for miles around.]]
** [[VideoGame/{{Overwatch}} Dragons! My name is Reinhardt Wilhelm, and I stand as champion for the innocents of this land. Face me now in honorable combat!]]
** (singing) [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants I have a right to know.]]
** [[Film/TheCatInTheHat Why, I'm the Cat in the Hat!\\
There's no doubt about that!]]
** [[Film/TheForceAwakens The name's Finn, and I'm in charge. I'm in charge now, Phasma! I'm in charge!]]
** [[VideoGame/SuperMarioGalaxy U R MR GAY]]
*** [[VideoGame/SuperMarioGalaxy2 YA I M R U?]]
** [[VideoGame/BlazBlueCrossTagBattle This guy's called Hakumen, and he's an asshole who never learned how to listen!]]
** [[Series/BreakingBad I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!]]
** [[Creator/JimmyDavis Allow us to intro-duce ourselves, some say we're the whitest fellows you'll ever meet.]]
*** [[WebVideo/TheLegendOfZeldaTheAbridgedSeries Oh my god! He's so white! I'm going blind!]]
** [[Literature/MobyDick Call me Ishmael.]]
** [[Music/TheLonelyIsland MY NAME IS JORMA, MUTHAFUCKAS! THE SENSITIVE ONE!]]
** [[Series/LazyTown YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE! YOU ARE A PIRATE!]]
** [[WesternAnimation/OKKOLetsBeHeroes I AM JETHRO]]
** [[WesternAnimation/StevenUniverseTheMovie Who am I? WHO AM I? What are you even saying? I'm the loser of the game you didn't know you were playing!]]
* [[Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean Do you fear death?]]
** No. [[Series/RedDwarf If he comes near me I'm gonna rip his nipples off!]]
** No. Since I'm a [[Franchise/{{Castlevania}} Belmont]].
** [[Literature/{{Discworld}} Death's not so bad, but I know he doesn't like to play chess. He always forgets how the horse piece moves.]]
** [[WebComic/{{xkcd}} I think he's still occupied with Gary Gygax.]]
** No, but I'm pretty worried about Taxes.
** [[Comicbook/BirdsOfPrey I may fear death]], [[BadassBoast but, perhaps, death is also a little afraid of me.]]
*** Remember kids, Death's more afraid of you than you are of it.
** No, [[Comicbook/TheSandman Death's]] pretty awesome. Dream's kind of a jerk, though.
** [[ComicBook/{{Deadpool}} Nah, we used to go out from time to time.]]
** [[Literature/{{Discworld}} Sure don't; I'm pretty sure he's off looking for Rincewind.]]
** [[Music/PinkFloyd Why should I be frighened of dying? There's no reason for it – you've got to go sometime.]]
** Psh, DeathIsCheap in this series. I'm fine.
** [[GroinAttack Not today, matey]]. [[Series/RedDwarf Remember, only the good die young]].
** [[WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy No, because he's bound to cater to the whims of Billy and I.]]
** [[Film/{{Spaceballs}} Look, Your Highness, it's not that we're afraid — far from it! It's just that we've got this thing about death. It's... not us.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse This is Garnet, back together...]]
** [[Machinima/FreemansMind I've brushed with Death so often, I should start giving him high-fives as I pass.]]
** Yes. [[Theatre/ShowBoat I'm tired of livin' and scared of dyin']].
** Death had to take [[UsefulNotes/TheodoreRoosevelt this man]] in his sleep; if he were awake, [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu there would've been a fight]].
** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 I am death, you imp!]]
* [[Film/AFewGoodMen You want answers?!]]
** No, I want you to admit that you gave Lt Kendrick the order to have his men perform illegal disciplinary actions on Pvt Santiago.
** I have the answer - [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy it was "42"]]. I want the question.
*** [[Comicbook/TheQuestion You called?]]
*** [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Because an answer without a question is a statement]].
** Yes please. [[MindScrew This plot makes no sense.]]
* [[Film/AFewGoodMen Did you order the Code Red?]]
** No, I ordered a Diet Pepsi. ''That'' guy had the red Mountain Dew.
** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsonsMovie At least it's not black]].
** [[WebVideo/TwistedTranslations "Disease control code!" "Why? She was infected?" "No, you moron! Cereal!"]]
** [[Creator/NPCarlsson I ordered the pizza, so give me the pizza and fuck off, or I'll shove them crystals right up me dingo!]]
*** [[BigWhat Uh, WHAT?!]]
* [[Film/Batman1989 You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?]]
** No.
*** [[Series/LazyTown WOULD YOU LIKE TO?]]
** Yes, and it ended up being [[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine the best episode of the series]].
*** But the most damning thing of all is... I think I can live with it. And if I'd have to do it all over again... I would.
*** [[VideoGame/HitmanBloodMoney 47 would]] [[Awesome/VideoGameLevels agree with that.]]
** Seriously, what does that even mean?
*** [[Film/{{Dogma}} But I do believe in this.]]
*** [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 It means you're a baboon...and I'm not.]]
** Yes. He's the worst dancer ever. My feet hurt for days!
*** Oh, sure, make it all my fault. Have ''you'' ever tried dancing with two hooves on a bipedal body? I'm doing my best, dammit!
** [[Creator/ElviraMistressOfTheDark Did once. We used to date.]]
*** [[VideoGame/SonicHeroes DAAAATE?!? You think this is a joke, you lil' brat?!]]
** [[WebVideo/ImAMarvelAndImADC Yeah. He told me you're gay.]]
** Yeah, but the guy can't lead to save his life.
** [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagicaTheMovieRebellion No, but I've seen her do that off a sheer cliff.]] [[CryForTheDevil It still hurts]] [[FallenHero to see her fall so far]].
** [[VideoGame/RatchetDeadlocked I have, and it's FANTASTIC!]]
** [[Music/VanMorrison Can I just have one more moondance with him?]]
** No, [[WesternAnimation/StarVsTheForcesOfEvil but I saw a demon try to romance his ex under the Blood Moon! Does that count?]]
*** [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild The blood moon rises once again. Please, be careful.]]
*** [[VideoGame/{{Terraria}} The Blood Moon is rising...]]
** [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Big deal... Earlier, the human and I danced with DEATH!!!]]
*** WOW!!! IS DEATH COOL?
*** Yeah, she's like super hot.
** [[Wiki/{{Uncyclopedia}} oh n0es!!!! It's not nice to call someone the Devil.]] [[http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Game:Zork/thedevil Call him by his full name.]]
* [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?]]
** What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
*** I don't know! (flies into a crevasse)
** [[http://style.org/unladenswallow/ Eleven meters per second, or 24 miles per hour.]]
** The last person to ask me that fell into a crevasse.[[note]]If you ask Siri (the voice-recognition program on an iPhone) this question, this is her answer.[[/note]]
** [[Creator/JimmyDavis That's about 65mph. That's like, the speed of the sky. I WENT TO COLLAGE!]]
* [[Film/ThePrincessBride Do you have six fingers on your right hand?]]
** Do you always start your conversations this way?
*** ...maybe.
** I have four or five fingers on my right hand, depending on whether or not you include the thumb.
** [[WesternAnimation/EquestriaGirls What are hands?]]
*** Seriously, man, have you ever, like, ''looked'' at your hands?
*** [[WesternAnimation/RenAndStimpy Are you nuts?!? I'M A HORSE!!]]
** [[WesternAnimation/GravityFalls No but the guy that wrote this journal does.]]
** I don't even ''have'' hands. Ask [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic somepony]] else. Wait, ''they'' don't have hands either.
** [[Literature/{{Animorphs}} No, I have seven.]]
*** So does [[Film/BruceAlmighty Bruce Nolan]].
** Narrowing it down to [[TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering every Vedalken in the multiverse]] isn't much of a start.
* [[Film/TheLoveGuru If your uncle Jack helped you off an elephant,]] [[DoubleEntendre would you help your uncle Jack off an elephant?]]
** [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Giggity.]]
** No. [[NoodleIncident Not after last time]].
** [[LiteralMinded Sure,]] [[EntendreFailure if he was having trouble getting off.]]
** No, elephants are an endangered species and should be protected, not offed.
** [[WesternAnimation/{{Archer}} Phrasing]]!
** ...Imma gonna go bleach my brain.
** I don't have an Uncle Jack.
* [[Film/TheDarkKnight Why so serious?]]
** [[Film/Batman1989 'cause I dance with the Devil by the pale moonlight.]] ''[[WebVideo/AskThatGuyWithTheGlasses *wink*]]''
*** [[Website/TheEditingRoom A wink? That's all I get? Why the fuck was I even in this movie?]]
** Why not so serious?
** Because Creator/ChristopherNolan clearly didn't have much of a handle on the Joker's character.
** Because every time I start screwing off, something goes terribly wrong.
*** [[Franchise/{{Naruto}} Because you let Rin die!]]
*** [[ILetGwenStacyDie And Gwen Stacy!]]
** [[Creator/GaryOldman Because]] [[Film/HarryPotter that's my name]].
** ''[[Music/{{Pink}} So raise your glass if you are wrong in all the right ways...]]''
*** [[WebVideo/TwistedTranslations If you are wrong, you are cool.]]
** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 Deep down, he's a 🃏]].
*** [[VideoGame.TheBindingOfIsaac ...So he can take me to the Devil Room?]]
* [[Film/GranTorino Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with?]]
** Fucker gave me AIDS.
** I make it a policy to avoid people in general so I don't wind up with that problem, actually.
** Yes. It's not you, though. [[BullyingADragon Old man]].
*** Someone clearly didn't pay attention to [[Literature/ThiefOfTime Rule One]].
** [[ComicBook/TheWalkingDead They're fucking with the wrong people.]]
** [[Film/Scarface1983 Don't fuck me, Tony]]. [[Music/DieAntwoord Don't you ever try to fuck me.]]
** [[Film/BadBlack Don't fuck with Americans.]]
* [[Franchise/{{Ghostbusters}} If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call?]]
** [[Series/TheXFiles The FBI?]]
*** The RCMP.
*** Series/{{NCIS}}
** The police.
*** [[Music/ThePolice Isn't this situation strange enough without Sting in the mix?]]
** [[WebVideo/HalfInTheBag Paranormal investigators.]]
** No one, I forgot to pay my phone bill.
** ''[[Series/TokumeiSentaiGoBusters Go-Busters]]'' - wait.
** The pizza place. I'm ''hungry'', dammit.
*** *finds out that the troper above me ordered a pizza with extra garlic* [[WesternAnimation/HiHiPuffyAmiYumi Whaddya know? Kaz actually did something USEFUL.]]
** My Website/{{Twitter}} followers.
** Ray Parker, Jr.
** [[Literature/TheDresdenFiles Harry Dresden]]. He's in the book.
** [[LetsPlay/{{Critikal}} Trees]].
** [[MemeticMutation Those bastards!]]
** [[VideoGame/{{Skullgirls}} Where the hell are my Egrets?]]
** Series/AgentsOfSHIELD
** [[Series/CallTheMidwife The midwife.]]
** [[Creator/HarryPartridge We call the]] ComicBook/{{Watchmen}}!
** [[FanFic/{{Pokeumans}} The P.R.T.]]
*** [[Literature/{{Worm}} Or the P.R.T.]]
** [[ParanoiaFuel No one, because I cut your phone line.]]
** [[Series/DoctorWho Santa Claus.]]
** [[ComicBook/{{Axis}} Hobgoblin]].
** [[Film/{{Casper}} Someone else]].
** [[WebVideo/TheLastAngryGeek Obligatory Ghostbusters reference]]!
** [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy No, their insurance company. What you said was just silly.]]
** [[Film/GhostbustersII He-Man!]]
** VideoGame/{{O|suTatakaeOuendan}}UUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEENNDAAAAAAAANNN!
** [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer God, that phrase is never gonna be usable again, is it?]]
** [[VideoGame/SonicHeroes TEAM CHAOTIX! They're detectives you want on your side!]]
** [[Series/TheElectricCompany ''HEEEEEEEEEEEY YOU GUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYYYYS!!!]]
** Series/{{Mythbusters}}.
** [[WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck When there's trouble, you call DW!]]
** No one - please turn your phone off in the theater.
** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 I must consult with the Elder Gods.]]
*** [[LetsPlay/{{Vman}} He comes here like every 4 minutes.]]
** No need to. [[Literature/{{Discworld}} Citizens of Ankh-Morpork]] will gravitate towards any unusual situation, [[CityOfAdventure as usual]].
** [[Film/AntMan1 I think our first move, should be calling the Avengers.]]
* Who put the bomp in the bomp sh-bomp sh-bomp? Who put the lam in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7giOrKYIwpQ The Marcels]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KStsPPgeka4 The Edsels]], respectively.
** [[ComicBook/{{Deadpool}} I know where the beef is! I don't care who shot J.R.! I put the bomp in the bomp sh-bomp sh-bomp!]]
** Same guy who wrote the book of love.
** Barry Mann.
** [[Film/{{Casper}} Someone Else]].
** [[Series/DoctorWho The Doctor]], probably.
* [[Franchise/StarWars If this is a consular ship, where's the ambassador?]]
** In the loo.
** You just killed him.
** On the ambassadorial ship. Where else would he be? In case you're wondering, the consul is just over there.
** Why are you asking me that? [[Film/RogueOne You]] ''[[Film/RogueOne literally]]'' [[Film/RogueOne just saw this ship leave from the empire's base!]] It's pretty obvious this isn't a freaking consular ship!
* What's outside the ''Film/{{Cube}}''?
** [[Series/TheCube Phillip Schofield]]
** A bunch of squares.
** [[Franchise/MarvelComics An undisclosed desert location.]]
* [[Film/SlumdogMillionaire Jamal Malik is one question away from winning 20 Million Rupees. How did he do it?]]
** [[StatingTheSimpleSolution He answered the other questions correctly, duh.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} With a little help from his local library.]]
** [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda By smashing all the pots and cutting down all the grass.]]
** [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames You want it? It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough Rupees.]]
** [[VideoGame/{{Solitaire}} So that's how you win - by cheating!]]
*** [[WebVideo/TheLegendOfZeldaTheAbridgedSeries Which is awesome.]]
* [[Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack What is thy bidding, my master?]]
** 500 dollars.
*** 500 once... 500 twice... Sold!
** Two no-trumps.
** [[Theatre/TheMerchantOfVenice Three-thousand ducats.]]
* [[Film/NightAtTheMuseum I'm Made of Wax, Larry. What are you made of?]]
** Fire.
** Honor. And yet, I'm never the bride.
*** Made of honor... [[WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse Bismuth]], is that you?
** Oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, AndSomeOtherStuff.
** [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail Wood?]]
** [[Literature/TheyreMadeOutOfMeat Meat]].
*** [[VideoGame/{{Harvester}} My MEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!]]
** [[MadeOfEvil Evil]].
** [[WesternAnimation/RobotChicken Chocolate]].
** [[WesternAnimation/GravityFalls Loser candy]].
** [[Memes/VideoGames Ja, I am made of dur butter und you are worth 2K monies.]]
** Up quarks, down quarks, and electrons.
** [[WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse Love.]]
** Cells.
*** Are they [[Anime/DragonBallZ Perfect Cells]]?
*** [[Creator/DaThings1 Now, I cells and you cells. I guess we all cells!]]
** [[VideoGame/SonicHeroes Let me show you just what I'm made of!]]
** [[WebVideo/SonicAdventureAbridged You are clearly made of water, but we will destroy you somehow!]]
* [[Film/GoodWillHunting How do you like them apples?]]
** I don't. Got any peaches?
*** If you don't like my apples, you'd better stop shaking my tree.
** Bit tart for me. Got any galas?
** Fresh from the tree.
** From the supermarket.
** [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E4ApplebuckSeason Um... how do]] ''[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E4ApplebuckSeason you]]'' [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E4ApplebuckSeason like them apples?]]
** [[Literature/SnowWhite Preferably not from a mysterious old lady in the middle of a forest.]]
** [[VideoGame/IWannaBeTheGuy They are really more like giant cherries.]]
** [[WebAnimation/PonyDotMov Fuck you, I can eat all these apples!]]
** [[Music/BadLipReading Yeah, great, thanks for reminding me of what I can't eat 'cause of the mask!]]
** [[WebVideo/FriendshipIsWitchcraft BUY SOME APPLES!]]
** [[WebVideo/TwistedTranslations No, you moron! Cereal!]]
** [[RoadApples I found them on the road.]]
** [[GrammarNazi It's "How do you like]] ''[[GrammarNazi those]]'' [[GrammarNazi apples?"]]
*** [[Wiki/{{Uncyclopedia}} Most tropers also appear to be unaware of the existence of what are called Discussion Pages.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty Hungry for Apples?]]
** [[VideoGame/Pikmin2 I can sell it, but I have never eaten it. I am UNABLE to eat it. Not even a nibble.]]
** [[Podcast/{{RiffTrax}} Hey, I just ate an entire apple, even the core!]]
* [[Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean Why is the rum gone?]]
** Er... [[CaptainObvious Because you drank it?]]
** [[VideoGame/{{Dubloon}} Russel and Ricky]] kept getting knocked out, a lot.
** Because [[Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanDeadMansChest you got a jar of dirt]]!
** [[Film/MuppetTreasureIsland I've got the horrors! Give me rum! Rum! Rum 'til I float!]]
* [[Film/DirtyHarry Do you feel lucky, punk?]]
** A little.
** Probably not sufficiently lucky.
** [[CriticalHit *Critical!*]] [[LuckStat Yep.]]
** [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} LUCK DO3SN'T 4CTU4LLY M4TT3R. >8] ]]
** [[WebComic/TheOrderOfTheStick Does lucky to have all these new friends count?]]
** [[Film/{{Transformers}} Easy, Ironhide....]]
** [[Film/RogueOne I don't need luck, I have you.]]
** [[Film/{{Alien}} You are my lucky star... Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky.]]
** [[Music/DaftPunk We're up all night to get lucky!]]
* [[Film/PulpFiction What does Marsellus Wallace Look Like?]]
** What?
*** What country are you from?
** What?
*** What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in what?
** What?
*** English, mother fucker, do you speak it?!
** Yes!
*** Then you know what I'm saying.
** Yes!
*** So describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like.
** What?
*** Say 'what' again! Say 'what' again! I dare you, I double dare you mother fucker! say what one more Goddamn time!
** W-w-well, [[ScaryBlackMan he's black]]...
*** Go on...
** [[BaldBlackLeaderGuy and he's bald]]...
*** Does he look like a bitch?
** Creator/VingRhames.
** Like his mirror image, only backward.
** [[CrackPairing Like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah.]]
*** [[Film/Deadpool2016 Not gently. Like it was hate-fucking.]] [[CaptainObvious There was something wrong with the relationship...]]
** [[Film/AustinPowersTheSpyWhoShaggedMe You look so healthy and youthful.]]
*** And Frau, you look so... [[MindScrew (Frau looks exactly the same)]] Rrrrrrrrriiiiight...
** [[Film/AustinPowersInGoldmember Unfortunately, my neck does look like a vagina.]]
** [[Website/TheEditingRoom You look like melted Ken doll. You look like Darth Vader without his helmet on. You look like Playgirl Magazine’s Radiation Ghoul of the Month. You look like a Cabbage Patch doll that someone microwaved. You look like a veiny cock with a face drawn on it. You look like a cantaloupe with mange. Your eyes are too close together.]]
** [[Film/HistoryOfTheWorldPartI "You look like the pissboy!" "AND YOU LOOK LIKE A BUCKET OF SHIT!"]]
** [[WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack Looked like a talking penis!]]
* [[Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow Whatever happened to Saturday night?]]
** When you dressed up sharp and you felt alright...
** "[[AudienceParticipation IT WENT APE-SHIT!]]"
*** "No, that was [[Film/KingKong1933 Fay Wray!]]"
** That was yesterday. I'm still hungover from it.
** It went [[Series/SaturdayNightLive LIVE FROM NEW YORK]]!
** It turned into Sunday morning.
* [[Film/HarryPotterAndTheChamberOfSecrets What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?]]
** Companionship. [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy One's never alone with a rubber duck.]]
** [[Series/SesameStreet Rubber Duckie, you're the one! You make bathtime lots of fun...]]
** As a simple {{Muggle|s}} bath toy, nothing more.
** [[ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes To test for sharks.]]
** [[Film/MuppetsFromSpace To turn yourself invisible.]]
** [[VideoGame/{{Battletoads}} To kill Rash, Zitz,]] and the VideoGame/SilverSurfer. [[OneHitKill In one hit.]]
** [[VideoGame/Hitman2016 To blow up your targets.]]
** [[VideoGame/TheSims3 Rubber Duckies make hygienic cleansing fun!]]
** [[WebAnimation/Harry101UK The only fact I know about a rubber duck is they're actually not rubber, they're mostly made of plastic.]]
* [[Film/PulpFiction English, motherfucker, do you speak it?]]
** Well enough to tell you that we covered that one above.
** [[GratuitousGerman Nein]].
** [[GratuitousJapanese Iie]].
** Bu.
** [[GratuitousFrench Non]].
** Tidak.
** [[BlatantLies No, I can't speak english]], [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch motherfucker]].
** [[Series/FawltyTowers ¿Qué?]]
** Nie.
** [[GratuitousRussian Nyet!]]
*** You know what I'm saying! You all answered my question! Well, okay, not the Spanish guy there, but the rest of you said 'no'!
*** What's wrong with that? They asked if we ''speak'' English, not if we ''understand'' it.
** [[UsefulNotes/{{Philippines}} Hindi.]]
** ''Eigo o wakarimasen.''
** [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American, it's the only language I understand.]]
** [[Theatre/TheMerchantOfVenice I have a poor penniworth in the English.]]
** [[Wrestling/ShinsukeNakamura Sorry, no speak English.]]
** [[WebComic/{{Hiimdaisy}} I dunno, I don't speak]] '''[[WebComic/{{Hiimdaisy}} skanky whore!]]'''
** [[Series/MockTheWeek Vy are ve speaking English?]]
*** [[Series/AlloAllo Don't vorry, I speak a little English.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons I am actually speaking Rigelian. By an astonishing coincidence, both of our languages are exactly the same.]]
*** [[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Then it seems we must speak in the universal language: English.]]
** [[WebVideo/TheAnnotatedSeries Primary Language: Monkey Shreiks]]
** [[Comicbook/{{Asterix}} I don't understand Goth, but I think he's asking who we are...]]
** [[Film/TheHuntForRedOctober It is wise to study the ways of ones adversary. Don't you think?]]
** [[WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce Speak English! Why isn't that a law everywhere?]]
** [[Film/TheForceAwakens Yeah, well that thing can understand you too, so watch it!]]
** [[Theatre/{{Spamalot}} Course I speak English, I'm GOD!]]
** [[WebVideo/TheLegendOfZeldaTheAbridgedSeries And look: English.]]
** [[VideoGame/{{Thingio}} IF YOU DUN SHADDAPPA YOUR FACE AND TELLS ME THAT AGAIN IN ENGLISH, YOUS BE GETIN' WHACKED MORE DEN DAT WHACKA THING AT A HAMMAH CONVENTION! YOU GOT ME?!?!]]
** [[VideoGame/{{Thingio}} ME NO HABLO ENGLAS.]]
** [[Film/GangsOfNewYork You see this knife? I'm gonna teach you to speak English with this fucking knife!]]
*** [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Where are the knives.]]
*** [[VideoGame/TheBindingOfIsaac Stab stab stab.]]
** [[Film/TwelveAngryMen He's a common, ignorant slob! He don't even speak good English.]]
*** He ''doesn't'' even speak good English.
** [[VideoGame/Splatoon2 ... I am not speaking Inkling good.]]
** Bleth? A lay naylte! [[labelnote:Translation]]What? I'm a rabbit![[/labelnote]] [[labelnote:Explanation]]From a fanmade extension of [[ConLang Lapine]] from ''Literature/WatershipDown.''[[/labelnote]]
** [[Film/TheFifthElement Lady, I only speak two languages: English and Bad English.]]
** [[Creator/NPCarlsson Aw, geez, I don't feel comfortable disclosing my cultural background. Is there a "prefer not to answer" option?]]
* [[Film/BatmanAndRobin What killed the dinosaurs?]]
** [[{{Cancellation}} Low ratings?]]
** [[WebVideo/CinemaSins I was going to say the meteor, but then]] ''Film/PacificRim'' told me it was Kaiju. Now I don't know what to think.
** [[VideoGame/{{Darkstalkers}} Or was it the legion of death robots?]]
** [[Film/TransformersAgeOfExtinction I think it was. Ancient Cybertronians were dicks to dinosaurs.]] ''[[WebVideo/CinemaSins *ding*]]''
** [[WebComic/EightBitTheater Some mage who missed a friggin' volcano]].
** [[Film/BatmanAndRobin The Ice Age!]]
** [[Funny/TheRunawayGuysMainLetsPlays "What killed the ice age? The dinosaurs!"]]
** [[Film/WarGames Nature just gave up and started again.]]
** I don't know what killed the dinosaurs. But [[WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague Chucko does.]]
** God wiped them out because they were too sinful.
** I killed the dinosaurs!
*** NO! I killed the dinosaurs!
*** [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark We ALL killed the dinosaurs!]]
*** [[Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian I killed the dinosaurs, and so did my wife!]]
** [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} ME!!!!]]
** Guns don't kill dinosaurs. Dinosaurs kill dinosaurs.
** [[Literature/{{Animorphs}} Alien ants]] who were sore losers.
** [[Series/PowerRangersDinoCharge Some intergalactic bounty hunter dropped his rock collection.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy You did, because you touch yourself at night.]]
** [[PhlebotinumKilledTheDinosaurs Phlebotinum]].
** [[WesternAnimation/AmericanDad God sent them to Mars]].
** [[Literature/CaptainUnderpants A short man with an embarrasing name, a pair of robotic trousers, a bomb, and the MOTHER of all time travel problems.]]
** [[{{Theatre/Heathers}} The dinosaurs choked on the dust.]] [[AGodAmI They died because we said they must.]][[VillainLoveSong The new world needed room for me and you.]]
** [[Literature/{{Animorphs}} The Mercora could've averted it, but Tobias sabotaged it.]]
** [[ComicBook/{{Marville}} They went extinct because their spines were the wrong shape]].
*** '''[[WesternAnimation/SouthPark THIS IS WHAT BILL JEMAS ACTUALLY BELIEVES]]'''
** Euxinia? No, wait, that's the wrong era.
** [[Machinima/FreemansMind That's why the dinosaurs went extinct: ME!!]]
** [[Film/AirplaneIITheSequel They got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil.]]
** [[ComicStrip/TheFarSide Cigarettes]].
** [[WesternAnimation/MiraculousLadybug Oh! Yeah, okay, I did go too far there. But I was young!]]
** [[Film/PumaMan So dinosaurs became extinct because they no longer knew how to love each other. Is that right?]]
*** [[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 In a wrong kind of way, yeah.]]
** [[LetsPlay/{{Yogscast}} We got it all wrong! An asteroid didn't kill the dinosaurs! It was Hannah and her diamond sword!]]
** [[Anime/DragonBallSuper Beerus did because the dinosaurs had attitude problems.]]
* [[Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow Whatever happened to Faye Wray?]]
** She went apeshit!
*** She went [[Literature/{{Discworld}} Librarian-poo!]]
* [[Film/MadMaxBeyondThunderdome Who runs Bartertown?]]
** [[StatingTheSimpleSolution The mayor]].
** TheIlluminati.
** [[{{Egopolis}} Barter]].
** IOwnThisTown.
** [[VideoGame/HitmanAbsolution Sheriff Skruky? We're takin' over your town.]]
** [[Film/DayOfTheDead1985 I'M RUNNIN' THIS MONKEY FARM NOW, FRANKENSTEIN, AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE]] '''[[Film/DayOfTheDead1985 FUCK]]''' [[Film/DayOfTheDead1985 YOU'RE DOING WITH MY TIME!]]
* [[Film/{{Gladiator}} Are you not entertained?!]]
** Yes, we are not entertained.
** [[Music/{{Nirvana}} Here we are now; entertain us!]]
** [[Film/TheDarkKnight Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We are tonight's entertainment!]]
** [[WesternAnimation/RobotChicken No! Do a dance!]]
* [[Film/StreetFighter Guile... alive?]]
** That's not really a ''question''...
** [[Film/{{Dredd}} They're not dead until we find 'em dead. Or part of 'em, anyway.]]
** [[Series/BillNyeTheScienceGuy Guile: alive, or not?]]
** [[Film/BadBlack "He's alive! Guile is alive!"]] '''''[[BackForTheDead *BANG*]]''''' [[Film/BadBlack "...he's dead. He is s-o-o dead."]]
* [[Film/TheMuppets Am I a man, or am I a muppet?]]
** All of the above.
** Yes.
** You're Muppet Man!
*** Sounds kinda like a [[VideoGame/MegaMan Robot Master]] name, doesn't it?
** A [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl manly]] muppet.
* [[Film/RoboCop2014 Why is America so robo-phobic?]]
** Given them another thousand years or so. [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Then they'll be ok with robots, but not with humans dating robots.]]
** They can't understand robots can be more than rehashes of ''Faust'' and ''Frankenstein''.
** [[VideoGame/MegaManClassic Well, it all started in 20XX with this Dr. Albert Wily fellow getting jealous of his colleague's fame]]... [[VideoGame/MegaManX A century later, some androids went crazy, which may or may not have been Wily's fault]], and then a RobotWar occurred that escalated to the point where [[VideoGame/MegaManZero the human population of Earth was dramatically reduced.]] So they may have a good case on their hands.
** [[VisualNovel/DanganronpaV3KillingHarmony I have a recording function. If you make any robophobic remarks, I will see you in court.]]
** [[Film/IRobot Because robots are just lights and clockwork.]]
** [[Machinima/FreemansMind We only wish they'd take over the world, so that we wouldn't have to. But then we're the ones who'd have to program them, so what the hell?]]
* [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy What has the galaxy ever done for you? Why would you want to save it?]]
** Because I'm one of the idiots who lives in it!
** It contains a planet on which I happen to live and have an Internet connection. After that, I kind of owe it one.
** Because the destruction of the galaxy is [[{{Understatement}} a bit of a problem.]]
** [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries If our world is destroyed, well, I won't be able to hate you anymore.]]
** [[Creator/DamonLindelof Once you spend more than $100 million on a movie, you have to save the world.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain Egad, Brain — save the world?!]]
*** YES! So it is available to take over tomorrow night.
** [[LetsPlay/HCBailly Well of course we're gonna save the world, like that's a spoiler!]]
** [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol2 We're really gonna be able to jack up our prices if we're two-time galaxy savers!]]
* [[Film/Ghostbusters1984 Don't cross the streams.]]
** Why?
*** It would be bad.
*** I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
** Sorry, [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} that has to be in the form of a question.]]
** I'm not some mythical beast with an aversion to flowing water, so I'm not gonna listen.
* [[Film/GoneWithTheWind Rhett! If you go, where shall I go? What shall I do?]]
** You can stay with my friend [[WebVideo/RhettAndLink Link]].
** Whatever you like! This is your chance to get away from him for a change!
** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Frankly my dear, I love you. Let's remarry.]]
*** [[VideoGame/SonicHeroes Marriage?!]] [[VideoGame/SuperPaperMario NO]] [[VideoGame/SuperMarioOdyssey WAY!!!]]
** Literature/GoTheFuckToSleep.
*** [[Webcomic/SleeplessDomain A good night's sleep is the first step to kicking ass.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain Frankly my dear Pinky,]] [[CurseCutShort I don't give a—]]
** [[VideoGame/Postal2 Frankly, my dear, I don't give a shit.]]
** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 Go back to the '90s.]]
** GoYeHeroesGoAndDie.
** [[Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack You will go to the Dagobah system. There, you will learn from Yoda, the Jedi Master who instructed me.]]
* [[Film/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy What is the ultimate answer to life, the universe, and everything?]]
** The answer is always Franchise/{{Batman}}.
** 42.
*** [[ComicStrip/HagarTheHorrible I'm sorry. Your answer must be phrased in the form of a question.]]
** [[Creator/DCComics 52]]
** [[WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty You're here to power my car battery]].
** [[Film/HorseFeathers Is it]] [[ThePasswordIsAlwaysSwordfish "swordfish"?]]
** [[ItsAllAboutMe Me]].
** [[VideoGame/SpecOpsTheLine The truth, Troper, is that you're here because you wanted to feel like something you're not. A hero.]]
** [[Film/AustinPowersTheSpyWhoShaggedMe I suggest you don't think about those things and, just enjoy yourself.]] [[BreakingTheFourthWall That goes for you all, too.]]
** [[Film/MontyPythonsTheMeaningOfLife It's nothing special. Try to be nice to people. Avoid eating fat. Read a good book now and then. Get some walking in. Try to live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.]]
** [[Literature/BookOfEcclesiastes Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man.]]
** [[Film/TheMatrixRevolutions I really should thank you for it, after all, it was your life that taught me the purpose of all life. The purpose of life... is to end.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Who knows? Probably some hogwash about the human spirit.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy Life has no meaning. Only machine intelligence is truly important on a cosmic scale.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers "The color 12." "Really?" "No idiot. Ask me something less Hitchhiker's Guide, dork."]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Oh Homer, I can't tell you that! You'll find out when you die.]]
** [[ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}} BEETHOVEN! Beethoven is IT, clear and simple!!! Do you understand?]]
** [[VideoGame/OhSirTheInsultSimulator [the meaning of life] [is] [you]!]]
** [[Film/TheGreatestShowman The noblest art is that of making others happy. - P.T. Barnum]]
*** [[WebVideo/CinemaSins Also, "there's a sucker born every minute" but tomato, tom-ato, right?]]
** [[Film/{{Warcraft}} For orcs, war solves everything!]]
*** [[WebVideo/CinemaSins Even herpes?]]
** [[VideoGame/DissidiaFinalFantasy DESTRUCTION! DESTRUCTION IS WHAT MAKES LIFE WORTH LIVING!]]
** [[VideoGame/{{Splatoon}} We must not dwell on these questions. We can merely trust in the will of the universe and spend our days and nights in harmony with the world, celebrating this festival called Life.]]
* [[Film/TheTenCommandments Where's your Messiah now?]]
** [[Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!]]
** [[PreAssKickingOneLiner Right. Here.]] [[VideoGame/{{Persona3}} *fires Evoker to own head*]]
* ''Film/WhyDontYouPlayInHell''
** The atmosphere is unpleasant. Besides, [[VideoGame/{{Minecraft}} Ghasts]] keep ruining whatever we build.
** No-one asked your opinion, [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Flowey]].
*** Same thing for you, Sans. Even if your brother's dead.
** [[Film/ThreeHundred The Spartans are dining there]].
** [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days.]]
** [[VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog Hell is a joke!]]
** [[http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Game:Zork/thedevil Ok!]]
** I've never heard of a game called "In Hell".
** [[WesternAnimation/{{Rango}} Where do you think I come from? Look into my eyes. I wanna see you die.]]
** [[VideoGame/MortalKombatVsDCUniverse Oh, goody, we're all going to hell!]]
** [[AudioPlay/DirtyPotter But nobody minded, because they all went to burning hell forever. Which was much more exciting, because Satan pwned them up their shitholes.]]
** [[VideoGame/MortalKombatX It wouldn't be hell without Johnny Cage.]]
** [[VideoGame/{{Spelunky}} Hell's pretty hard to get to, I haven't even found the Black Market yet.]]
* [[Film/FlashGordon1980 Gordon's alive?]]
** Don't know. Haven't seen him ever since he left for [[VideoGame/HalfLife1 Xen]].
** [[VideoGame/HalfLife2 Definitely.]]
*** [[DevelopmentHell No clue now.]]
** [[VideoGame/HuntDownTheFreeman WHERE'S GORDON!? WHERE IS DA FREE MAN!?]]
*** ''[[Film/FlashGordon1980 GORDON'S ALIVE?!]]''
*** [[spoiler: [[AssPull Nope, he's an impostor.]]]]
*** [[spoiler: [[VideoGame/AmongUs Gordon was not the impostor.]]]]
** [[Film/StreetFighter OF COURSE! His "death" was meant to ingratiate his spies with you. I guess you didn't see that, did you?]]
** [[WebVideo/StreetFighterTheLaterYears No, he isn't, I just needed to catch my breath.]]
* [[Film/DirtyHarry Did he fire six shots, or only five?]]
** Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" ''Well, do ya, punk?''
** Six, but only so many sprites can be on screen at once.
** [[Webcomic/{{xkcd}} Six. Definitely six.]]
** [[Film/{{Clue}} Even if you were correct, that would be one plus one plus two plus one, not one plus two plus one plus one.]]
** [[Film/KissKissBangBang I just put in one bullet, didn't I?]]
** It doesn't matter, the guy he was shooting at is dead anyways.
** [[Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG 1528. I can't ask the bad guy if I fired 40,000 rounds or just 39,999.]]
* [[Film/HotFuzz How can this be for the greater good?]]
** [[CreepyMonotone The greater good]].
** I've got my OmniscientMoralityLicence, so I don't have to explain it to you.
** [[ComicBook/{{Cable}} Sometimes the ends justify the means, no matter the cost to your soul]].
** [[WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles Greater good? I am your wife! I'm the greatest GOOD you're ever gonna get!]]
* [[Film/SwimmingWithSharks What do you]] ''[[Film/SwimmingWithSharks really]]'' [[Film/SwimmingWithSharks want?]]
** [[Videogame/MaxPayne A smoke. A whiskey. For the sun to shine. I want to sleep, to forget. To change the past. My wife and baby girl back. Unlimited ammo and a license to kill.]]
** [[Music/SpiceGirls I really, really, really wanna zig-a-zig-ah!]]
** [[Series/BabylonFive But what do you]] ''[[Series/BabylonFive want?]]''
** [[Film/FieldOfDreams I want them to stop looking to me for answers, begging me to speak again, write again, be a leader. I want them to start thinking for themselves. I want my privacy!]]
** [[Series/{{Angel}} Forgiveness.]]
*** [[Theatre/{{Hamilton}} Can you imagine?]]
*** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons ...a world without lawyers?]]
** [[Film/StreetFighter All I want to do is rule the world, is that so much to ask?]]
*** [[Music/TearsForFears Everybody Wants to Rule the World.]]
*** [[VideoGame/FZero It's every bad guy's dream, of course!]]
** [[Film/TheDarkKnight It's not about what I want,]] ''[[Film/TheDarkKnight it's ABOUT WHAT'S]]'' '''''[[Film/TheDarkKnight FFAAAAAIIRRR!!!]]''''' [[Film/TheDarkKnight We thought we could be decent men,]] ''[[Film/TheDarkKnight IN AN INDECENT TIME.]]'' [[Film/TheDarkKnight ...But we were wrong.]]
*** [[Film/TheBigLebowski 'FAIR'?! Who's the fuckin' nihilists around here, you bunch of fuckin' crybabies?!]]
* [[Music/DavidBowie "You remind me of the babe."]] [[Film/{{Labyrinth}} "What babe?"]]
** Film/{{Babe}} the Sheep-Pig.
** Do you not remember that night out?
** UsefulNotes/BabeRuth
** I'm the babe. Now can I [[DoubleEntendre hold your balls, Jareth?]]
* "The power of voodoo." "Who do?"
** [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3dfx_Interactive 3dfx]].
** [[VideoGame/DeadIsland Who Do You Voodoo, Bitch?]]
* [[Film/TheLostBoys You're eating maggots. How do they taste?]]
** [[TastesLikeChicken Chicken]].
** Surprisingly familiar.
** [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 Slimey...but satisfying.]]
** IAteWHAT?
** [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Moist and delicious, ha ha ha!]]
** [[Film/AustinPowersTheSpyWhoShaggedMe It's a bit nutty.]]
** [[WebVideo/SonicAdventureAbridged Tastes like summer camp!]]
** [[Film/TheLordOfTheRingsTheTwoTowers We ain't had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days!]]
** [[Creator/LuluLuvscats That ain't no tuna salad with tuna salad!]]
** [[VideoGame/HollowKnight Best roasted over open flame. If they try to bargain for their life, just ignore them. They have nothing to offer.]]
* [[Film/Ghostbusters1984 Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?]]
** Um, yes?
** No.
*** [[Film/DoctorStrange2016 Teach me.]]
** [[Series/TheXFiles I want to believe.]]
** Why believe in something when you could make it come true?
*** [[ClapYourHandsIfYouBelieve What if one leads to the other?]]
** [[WebVideo/TFSAtTheTable I don't believe in anything I can't punch]].
** [[VideoGame/AnimalCrossing Unidentified Floor Oranges?]]
* WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes
** [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Asps. Very dangerous. You go first.]]
** [[Literature/HarryPotter Salazar]] [[SpeaksFluentAnimal could talk to them]], [[UnusualPetsForUnusualPeople so naturally they were his favourite.]] (It's not ''really'' his fault Voldemort insisted on those goffic tattoos!)
** [[CutenessProximity Because they're so cute!]]
** SnakesAreSexy.
** Because SnakePeople, or "[[WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse sneople]]", have been controlling our civilization longer than any of us realize!
** [[VideoGame/ResidentEvil1 It's not just a poisonous snake... it's a MONSTAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!]]
** [[VideoGame/KingsQuestVAbsenceMakesTheHeartGoYonder Graham, watch out! A POIsonous snake!]]
** [[VideoGame/{{Spelunky}} Don't complain, at least you'll get a free mattock.]]
* [[Film/CaptainAmericaTheWinterSoldier Who the hell is Bucky?]]
** [[ComicBook/BuckyOHareAndTheToadWars BUCKY! CAPTAIN BUCKY O'HARE! MUTANTS AND ALIENS AND TOADS BEWARE!]]
** Hmm, let's see...a friend of Cap, a supposedly dead soldier, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick a sex god]], and ''[[TomatoInTheMirror you.]]''
** Wasn't he that [[Creator/JohnCandy fat guy]]...in the [[Film/UncleBuck one movie]]...who [[PapaWolf threatened a teenage boy]] [[AxCrazy with a drill?]]
* [[Film/TheThirdMan If I offered you twenty thousand pounds for every dot that stopped, would you really, old man, tell me to keep my money, or would you calculate how many dots you could afford to spare?]]
** [[VideoGame/PacMan Waka waka waka...]]
** [[Film/AustinPowersTheSpyWhoShaggedMe Tell ya what, you keep the money and the mojo and I'll have the baby.]]
** ScrewTheMoneyIHaveRules
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC3AleXywhc&ab_channel=JontronClips How you livin', chicken boy?]]
** [[WebVideo/JonTron Well first of all, that insult could've used some work. Second of all, the pain and humiliation I feel daily are immense. For someone like you to cut someone like me deeper...Well, you must have problems yourself buddy, so I feel bad for you.]] [[MoodWhiplash AND HOW FUCKING DARE YOU SAY THAT TO ME I'M GONNA MAKE YOU FOR-REGRET THOSE GODDAMN WORDS!!]]
** [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure2 I'm hearing someone saying "you a chicken, don't be scared!".]]
** [[WebVideo/TwistedTranslations My mama always knew chocolate chicken. I never knew what she was talking.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Chicken? Nobody calls me chicken without goading me into doing something stupid!]]
** ''[[Music/BarenakedLadies Chickity-China, the Chinese Chicken]]''
** [[WesternAnimation/{{SpongebobSquarepants}} Hey, we are not chicken!]]
* [[Film/{{Serenity}} Do you know what your sin is?]]
** [[WebVideo/CinemaSins Reading. *ding*]]
*** Anywhere But Here. Where the Heart Is. The Star Wars prequels. No Strings Attached. Those Thor movies...
** Wait...I only get ''[[ReadingsAreOffTheScale one]]''?
** ArsonMurderAndJaywalking
** [[IBangedYourMom Boning your mom?]]
*** PENALTY!
*** [[Manga/PopTeamEpic Ah. You are mother fucker?]]
** [[FanFic/ThirtyHs Is it a sin, should a man feel like faggarting a sun or a thousand?]]
** [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries I've done terrible things in the past. I've cheated at card games. I've allowed my partner to lose his soul to the orichalcos. I've even cameoed in]] WebVideo/NarutoTheAbridgedSeries.
* Film/IsParisBurning
** Not right now, I don't think...
** [[WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame Now all of Paris is burning because of you!]]
** [[Creator/MoBrosStudios Now all of Paris is burning because you don't know your alphabet!]]
* [[Film/NineDead Why are you here?]]
** IWasToldThereWouldBeCake.
*** [[WebVideo/PeaTea64 What cake?]]
** [[VideoGame/SpecOpsTheLine You're here because you wanted to feel like something you're not: a hero.]]
** [[Website/TheEditingRoom Yes I, ah, flew here. After the alien nuns gave my beard a trim and colour and put some Oil of Olay de-aging cream on my face. And after I built a whole new lightsaber. My God how are none of you clueing into my plan here.]]
** [[WebComic/{{Hiimdaisy}} It's, uh...]] [[PoliceAreUseless official police]] [[TheSlacker business.]] [[WebComic/{{Hiimdaisy}} Can't talk about it.]]
** [[Music/BadLipReading Listen, I've been sent here to collect all your fireworks, okay?]]
** Because "here" means wherever you are.
** '''[[WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice I HAVE COME TO BANISH ALL DAEMONS AND LOW QUALITY RAZORS IN THIS REALM!]]'''
** [[Series/{{Outlander}} I brought ye here to tell me when it will happen, and instead, ye brought me the bloody Case of Benjamin Button.]]
** [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure2 The reason I'm in here is because of that fake hedgehog!]]
** [[Series/{{Supernatural}} For tea parties!]]
** [[Creator/FourKidsEntertainment We're here to censor you. American kids can't handle all this killing. Let's see take out all the killings, rework the plot, insert some friendship speeches...]]
*** [[WebVideo/DeathNoteTheAbridgedSeriesTeamDattebayo GET ON THE TRAIN!]]
** [[VideoGame/LeFantabulousGame i came here on dare\\
now i stuck\\
i'm scare]]
** [[Series/LawAndOrderCriminalIntent Bless me, Father, for I have sinned... but that's not why I'm here.]]
** [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure2 Down in Pumpkin Hill, I gots to find my lost piece.]]
*** [[Music/{{SiIvaGunner}} Down in Pumpkin Hill, I gots to find my lost penis.]]
** [[WebVideo/StacheBros Oh, sorry, I thought this was book club.]]
* [[Film/MenaceIISociety Do you care whether you live or die?]]
** Not especially. [[ResurrectiveImmortality I've tried both]]. [[LivingForeverIsNoBigDeal A lot]].
*** [[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged It really doesn't. We're literally waiting to go back. Hell, this is Chiaotzu's second time.]]
** [[Manga/{{Berserk}} Don't worry whether you live or die, life is a waste anyway.]]
* [[Film/KissKissBangBang I peed on the corpse. Can they do, like, ID from that?]]
* [[Film/{{Deadpool2016}} What's my name?]]
** [[Music/{{Eminem}} Slim Shady]]
** Francis.
** [[Comicbook/{{Deathstroke}} Slade Wilson]]. No, wait. That's the other guy.
** [[Series/BreakingBad Walter White.]]
*** You're goddamn right.
** [[Film/MysteryMen My name. Ummm... wow. Okay... It's... Phoenix... Phoenix Dark... Dirk... Phoenix... Dark Dirk. I was christened Dirk Steel and then I changed it to Phoenix... It's Roy! That's, that's my name. My... my real name is Roy.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants My name? uh... Beef Wellington? The fork on the left? WE THREW OUT HIS NAME!!!]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TheLEGONinjagoMovie Garmadon!]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TheEmperorsNewGroove KUZCO!!]]
** [[Film/TheAdventuresOfBuckarooBanzaiAcrossThe8thDimension I don't give a flying handshake what your name is.]]
** [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson It doesn't matter what your name is!]]
* Film/WhoKilledCaptainAlex
** [[TableTopGame/{{Clue}} Colonel Mustard in the Library with the Wrench]].
** [[WebComic/{{Hiimdaisy}} Everyone's the killer, and Imma Suuuuuper Mario!]]
** [[NurseryRhyme "I," said the sparrow. "With my bow and arrow. I killed Captain Alex."]]
** [[Film/BadBlack Hey!]] [[spoiler:[[NotQuiteDead This is Captain Alex]]. [[HopeSpot He's alive!]]]]
--> [[spoiler:Who killed Captain Alex? Schwarzegger.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/SpiderMan1967 In a sense, it's really I who killed him, because I didn't realize in time that with great power, there must also, always be great responsibility!]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 And here's my little secret:]] ''[[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 I]]'' [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 killed Captain Alex.]]
* [[Film/BladeTrinity Hey, dick-face. You seen my dog?]]
** No, dicks don't have eyes, moron.
** [[BestialityisDepraved *steps back VERY slightly*]]
** [[WebVideo/TheMisadventuresOfSkooks Lucky for you, I'm a dog lover!]]
* [[Film/StarTrekVTheFinalFrontier What does God need with a starship?]]
** Maybe [[Music/{{Starship}} storms are brewin' in his eyes.]]
** [[Music/NickiMinaj Starships are meant to fly!]]
** [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic I dunno, but compared to asking Abraham to kill his son, Jesus to die on the Cross, and Moses to wander the desert for 40 years, a starship seems pretty reasonable]].
* [[Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanTheCurseOfTheBlackPearl You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?]]
** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 Our paths crossed years ago, Kabal.]]
** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 You met]] ''[[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 a]]'' [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 Nightwolf, not me.]]
** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 If we'd met, I'd remember it.]]
** [[ComicBook/MiniMarvels Listen, I can't remember every guy I beat up.]]
** [[ComicBook/WorldWarHulk My name's Monet, and I'm practically invulnerable. Nice to meet you.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/StarWarsTheCloneWars You may have forgotten me, but I will never forget you!]]
** [[WebComic/TheOrderOfTheStick Hey, wait a second. I know who you are now! You're that guy! The one who kept getting pissed off at me for not remembering... something.]]
* Film/WhatsEatingGilbertGrape?
** The Purple People Eater
** [[Creator/NPCarlsson Me, 'cause I'm a lion!]]
* [[Film/TheLastDragon Who is the Master?]]
** [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Heinrich Joseph Nest]]
** [[Series/DoctorWho The Doctor's archnemesis.]]
* [[Film/TheWizardOfOz What makes a King out of a slave?]]
*** [[Film/AKnightsTale They took it! At the tip of a sword!]]
*** [[VideoGame/BioShock1 Choice! A man chooses; a slave obeys!]]
** What makes the flag on the mast to wave?
*** Wind.
** What makes the elephant charge his tusk, in the misty mist or the dusky dusk?
*** No clue, maybe infighting?
*** A credit card.
*** ForGreatJustice.
** What makes the muskrat guard his musk?
*** It guards its whole body, not just the musk.
*** Deodorant.
** What makes the sphinx the seventh wonder?
*** There was already a first, second, third, forth, fifth, and sixth wonder, and there wasn't an eighth wonder at the time.
*** Actually, it's not. You're probably thinking of the Great Pyramid.
*** [[Film/MysteryMen Well, he's terribly mysterious...]]
** What makes the dawn come up like thunder?
*** It doesn't.
*** Thunder goes down.
*** Music/{{ACDC}}
** What makes the Hottentot so hot?
*** [[Film/{{Heat}} She's got a... GREAT ASS!!]]
*** Global warming.
*** PantyShots.
-->'''[[WebVideo/GameGrumps Dan:]]''' Boy, her panty shots are so hot that I'm not even bothered by her monster hands.\\
'''Arin:''' Her panty shots are getting me so dang hot!
** What puts the "ape" in apricot?
*** There is no "e" in apricot.
*** There was, but it was stolen by either Franchise/CarmenSandiego or [[VideoGame/PaperMarioTheThousandYearDoor Doo_liss.]]
** What have they got that I ain't got?
*** Talent.
*** A girlfriend
*** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat9 "God-like power?" "A personality that is not at all like sanding paper?"]]
*** [[http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Category:Things_you_will_never_have Here's a list of them.]]
*** [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 A functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse!]]
*** [[Film/{{Casper}} A pulse? A tan? A reflection?]]
** [[WebVideo/TwistedTranslations King's idea, and homelessness is the best thing to do.]]
* [[Film/TheMuppetMovie Why are there so many songs about rainbows?]]
** [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Because they're 20% cooler]].
* [[Film/TheGreatMuppetCaper What color are their hands now?]]
** Green.
*** [[WebVideo/DontHugMeImScared Green is not a creative color.]]
** [[VideoGame/SuperPaperMario GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!]]
** [[VisualNovel/KatawaShoujo The colour when you wake up and KNOW you found the meaning of life in your dream but can't remember. Maybe it was yellow.]]
** Red.
** [[Theatre/{{Macbeth}} My hands are of your colour, but I shame to wear a heart so white.]]
*** [[WebVideo/CinemaSins That's racist.]]
** Purple. [[WhenIsPurple But only sometimes.]] [[TastesLikePurple Bite it if you don't believe me.]]
*** [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants PURPLE IS MY FAVORITE COLOR!]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers It’s kind of... Wednesday! Like a light Wednesday.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers The color 12.]]
* [[Film/{{Goldfinger}} Do you expect me to talk?]]
** NoMrBondIExpectYouToDine
*** [[Film/AustinPowersInternationalManOfMystery "What, are you feeding him? Why don't you just kill him?" "No Scott, I have a better idea. I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation that would allow an overly elaborate and exotic death.]] [[DefensiveWhat ...What?"]]
** [[TheVoiceless I'd be slightly surprised if you did.]]
** [[Film/BeautyAndTheBeast2017 Well, of course he can talk! That's all he ever does!]]
** [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal-food trough wiper.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}} Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick!]]
** [[VideoGame/TheStanleyParable Stanley had always been taught never to speak up.]]
** [[VideoGame/MortalKombatX Talking. Always his first choice.]]
** [[VideoGame/PAYDAY2 Hey, fuck you and your cassette. I will steal it one day when you sleep and then you'll have to talk like a real person.]]
** [[Radio/TrueCapitalist Don't be a deaf-mute with nothing to say.]]
* [[Film/TeamAmericaWorldPolice Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?]]
** MoneyDearBoy
** They're BestKnownForTheFanservice.
** [[VideoGame/OhSirTheInsultSimulator [Your last movie] [grossed less than Green Lantern] [and] [is a carbon copy of] [a three-headed dogs' droppings]!]]
** [[WebVideo/CinemaSins Although Nick Cannon, Bumblebee and Spider-Man are currently all on stage, this is still better than Michael Bay's Transformers movies.]]
** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 Heh, my flicks only come in "awesome" or "boom".]]
** [[VideoGame/TheStanleyParable Daddy needs a third swimming pool.]]
* [[Film/MazesAndMonsters Frilik jumps into the pit to gather the treasure. How much does Frilik get?]]
** [[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory Nothing! You LOSE!]] ''[[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory GOOD DAY, SIR!]]''
*** [[VideoGame/MarioTennis OH NO! I LOST! ARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!]]
** [[VideoGame/IWannaBeTheGuy YOU JUMPED INTO A SWORD. YOU RETARD.]]
*** [[VideoGame/IWannaBeTheGuyGaiden No pattern recognition.]]
** A BottomlessPit?
*** [[VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog Damn, not here!]]
*** [[WesternAnimation/GravityFalls In this land of ours, there are many great pits, but none more bottomless than the Bottomless Pit. Which, as you can see here, is bottomless.]]
*** [[WesternAnimation/KimPossible "Huh? Wait, if the chasm is 'bottomless,' how can you fill it with water?"\\
\\
...\\
\\
"IT'S VERY VERY DEEP, ALL RIGHT?!?"]]
** [[Website/TheEditingRoom Wow I gotta say everyone here gets a combined score of negative a zillion.]]
* [[Film/TheStepfather Wait a minute... Who am I here?]]
** [[Anime/KillLaKill I'M ON OFFICIAL BUSINESS!]]
* [[Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father, did he?]]
** He told me enough! He told me [[Music/BadLipReading a Chicken-Woman-Duck-Thing killed him!]]
** '''[[WebComic/{{Hiimdaisy}} HE DIED LIKE A DOG AND SO WILL YOU!]]'''
** [[WebVideo/MetalGearSolidTheAbridgedSnakes SNAAAAAKE! This isn't over! It's not over yeeeeet...bythewayI'myourdad.]] '''[[DefeatEqualsExplosion AAAAARGHH!]]'''
** [[WebVideo/MetalGearSolidTheAbridgedSnakes What are you implying? That I betrayed your father and killed him? Hah, what a ridiculous accusation. You're crazy, paranoid, and dumb.]]
** [[Film/MammaMia I'll know my father as soon as I see him!]]
*** [[WebVideo/CinemaSins No, you won't.]]
** [[LetsPlay/TheOnlineWarrior The hell do you know?! My parents are dead! Your family's still alive! All I have are a butler and a scared, confused little teenager!]]
** [[WebVideo/PeaTea64 Shut up. Your dad’s dead. Get over it. Grow some balls. Save the world.]][[labelnote:*]]ZE VHURLD![[/labelnote]] [[ShouldntWeBeInSchoolRightNow And go to school!]]
** [[Music/TheLonelyIsland Maaaaan, this ain't my dad! This is a cell phone!]]
** IHateYouVampireDad.
*** ''[[Film/JerseyGirl I hate you right back, you little shit! You and your mom took my life away from me! I just want it back!]]''
** [[WebVideo/RealTimeFandub Well, if you're my dad, it makes the last dub horrifying. God.]]
** [[VideoGame/StarFox64 Daddy screamed REAL good before he DIED!]]
** [[WebVideo/StreetFighterTheLaterYears Oh, c'mon guys, I killed your father and yours. And most of Zangief's extended family, it was a different time.]]
*** They said that fire was an accident.
** [[Film/DirtyWork Well, if someone were taking odds on your father's bout with death, I'd bet everything I own... on death. It's a good bet. Chances are, he'll probably die.]]
** [[Film/IronMan3 Well, my mom already left for the diner, and dad went to 7-Eleven to get scratchers... I guess he won, 'cause that was six years ago.]]
*** [[Film/IronMan3 Hmm... which happens, dads leave, no need to be a pussy about it.]]
** [[Film/MysteryMen The police said it was an accident. He'd come home late one night and fell down an elevator shaft.]] [[TheCoronerDothProtestTooMuch Onto some bullets.]]
*** [[Film/MysteryMen You know, I've always suspected a bit of foul play.]]
* [[Film/StarTrekGenerations Who am I to argue with the captain of the Enterprise?]]
** CommanderContrarian.
* [[Film/StarTrekGenerations What's a stuns'l, Sir?]]
* [[Film/ManOfSteel What does the S stand for?]]
** [[Manga/BlendS Smile! Sweet! Sister! Sadistic! Surprise! Service!]]
** [[SesquipedalianSmith Sesquipedalian]].
** [[MrFanservice Sexy]].
** Don't know, but [[RankInflation it's better than A]].
*** [[Creator/MoBrosStudios A is for ass!]]
** Because it can't sit down.
** [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner The S is for "sucks"]].
** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Steamed Hams; that's what Superman calls hamburgers. It's a regional dialect.]]
*** Really? Well, I'm from Metropolis and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams."
*** Oh, not in Metropolis. No, it's a Smallville expression.
** [[WebVideo/GameGrumps S for "Suck my dick, Infinite!"]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TheLEGOMovie2TheSecondPart The S stands for "silly" now. I'm Sillyman.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/{{Moana}} Shiny! Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck...]]
** [[WesternAnimation/JackJackAttack For... sitter. Yeah, sitter. Originally, I was gonna have initials for "babysitter", but then I would've been going around wearing a big BS, and you can understand why I couldn't go with that.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants S for "Spongebob", or S for "Sandy"! That way they can identify our bodies!]]
*** No silly! How about S for "Save our skins"!
* [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask?!]]
** [[Film/ThePrincessBride It's just that they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future]].
** [[WebAnimation/HowItShouldHaveEnded It hides his face and disguises his voice. But can have unintended consequences, like being completely incomprehensible]].[[labelnote:*]]'What are you saying?' 'What are YOU saying?!'[[/labelnote]]
** [[UsefulNotes/COVID19Pandemic Government regulations.]]
* [[Film/PacificRim Where is my goddamn SHOE?]]
** [[WesternAnimation/{{Cinderella}} Outside the palace where you left it.]]
** [[Film/AustinPowersInternationalManOfMystery That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!]]
** [[VideoGame/MortalKombatX You toss your shoes as well?]]
** [[VideoGame/{{Manhunt}} Just give up the damn shoes, you crazy-ass shoe-thieving shoe thief!]]
** [[Theatre/{{Spamalot}} I throw both my shoes at you!]]
* [[Film/TheWizardOfOz How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?]]
** Someone's got to know [[WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain what I'm pondering]].
** You would be amazed how much people can say without anything intelligent to add.
** [[WesternAnimation/MonstersVsAliens It turns out, you don't NEED one!]]
** [[MathematiciansAnswer Very stupidly.]]
** [[Film/ThePhantomMenace The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.]]
* [[Film/OnceUponAtimeInMexico What do you want in life?]]
** [[Film/ConanTheBarbarian To crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentations of their women.]]
** [[Anime/PokemonTheSeries I wanna be the very best, like no on ever was.]]
* [[Film/TheRoom Anyway, how's your sex life?]]
** [[IBangedYourMom Pretty good. Well, at least as far as your mom's concerned]].
*** [[LightNovel/HighSchoolDXD No matter how much you wish for it, nothing is going to happen between you and my mother.]]
** [[WebVideo/CriticalRole You're a good friend. Please don't ever ask me about my sex life.]]
** [[Creator/RodneyDangerfield I got no sex life; whenever I try to masturbate, I get a headache]]!
* [[Film/FearAndLoathingInLasVegas Oh god... did you eat all this acid?]]
** [[AlienBlood Actually, that was inside me already.]]
** [[WebVideo/DragonballZAbridged A gallon. A literal gallon. Out of a milk jug, no less. I'm not even sure where he got it from.]]
* [[Film/FearAndLoathingInLasVegas What kind of rat bastard psychotic would play that song right now, at this moment?]]
** Creator/HideakiAnno
** Yeah? Well, let's see how you feel after I strangle you. Cue the light, happy jazz-pop!
** [[Series/{{Vinyl}} I put the jukebox on random, because that's how life is!]]
** [[WebVideo/MusicalHell Nothing says "genocide" like a funky R&B riff.]]
** [[WebVideo/CinemaSins Why are we playing porn music right now?]]
** [[Film/DirtyWork You just hit G-8.]]
-->If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain...
* [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail A witch! May we burn her?]]
** [[LogicalFallacies Only if she weights as much as a duck, because that means she is made of wood, which also burns, and this would confirm that she is, indeed, a witch.]]
** [[Videogame/Left4Dead Zoey startled the Witch.]]
** [[Film/ThePrincessBride I'm not a witch, I'm your wife! But after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that anymore.]]
** [[WebVideo/AutotuneTheNews I'm not a witch, I'm nothing you've heard. I'm you, you, you, I'm not a witch, bitch.]]
** [[{{WesternAnimation/WITCH}} We're not witches! It's just our initials!]]
* [[Film/MysteryMen You're not well-liked. You're uh, you're abrasive and off-putting. You try and say pithy things, but your wit is a hindrance and so, therefore nothing is provocative. Just mixed metaphors. Now, doesn't that make you angry? Does it infuriate you?]]
** [[WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged ...I've had just about enough of your first-year psyche student bullshit.]]
** [[VideoGame/Injustice2 I can feel your fury...]]
*** [[{{Bathos}} BIZARRO LOVE YOU!]]
** NoYou.
*** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons No Yu? The Chinese clown?]]
** [[WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtHead I think this video's supposed to be like, freaking us out, but like, I'm unfreaked. In fact, this video is making me feel totally normal.]]
** [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic I'm sorry, I'm really trying! I'm trying so hard to be scared by this kid. But he's just so fucking hilarious! He's just projecting so much that he wants to be scary that it's actually kind of adorable! I just want to pinch his little supposed-to-be-frightening cheeks!]]
** [[Film/AustinPowersInternationalManOfMystery That makes me angry! And when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset! And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset ... people DIE!]]
** [[Website/TheEditingRoom FUCK YOU! For asking that, I will snap your arm like a twig around the joystick,]] [[Film/HoboWithAShotgun because in this town]] [[MadeOfPlasticine nothing is as frail or flimsy as the human body! NOTHING! Hell, I broke my jaw against a stiff breeze this morning!]]
** [[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron Oh, we're]] '''[[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron way]]''' [[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron past angry. I could choke the life outta you and never change a shade.]]
** [[VideoGame/{{Manhunt}} Who said that?! I don't care for open criticism, I'll have you know!]]
** [[WebVideo/DeathNoteAbridgedTioHAndDargonakis KIRA ANGRY! KIRA KILL! KIRA WRITE!]]
** [[VideoGame/SonicHeroes WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?! Now I'm REALLY mad!]]
** [[ComicBook/ScottPilgrim At least I... wait... something... you... insult...]]
** [[VisualNovel/DanganronpaTriggerHappyHavoc The fuck you say? You dunno shit.]]
* [[Film/CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory If you had to choose only one half of your son, which one would it be?]]
** Who do you think you are, King Solomon?
* [[Film/BackToTheFuture What the hell is a Gigawatt?!]]
* [[Film/SilenceOfTheLambs Are the lambs still screaming?]]
* [[Film/HighSchoolMusical WHAT TEAM?]]
** [[VideoGame/SonicHeroes TEAM CHAOTIX! They're detectives you want on your side!]]
** [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy They call themselves... The Guardians of the Galaxy.]]
** Report my team. Noobs no support, gg all.
** [[Theatre/{{Heathers}} You can join the team, / or you can bitch and moan. / You can live the dream, / or you can die alone!]]
** [[WebVideo/CinemaSins Okay, let's run 'em down... black-haired Black Widow, Pussy Wing Dude, Discount Cap, Blind Squirrel, Old Man Paperwork, Cigar Bastard, Mrs. Cigar Bastard, and The Hangman. What a fearsome crew.]]
** [[WebVideo/CinemaSins Let's see. We've got Teen Wolf, Slender-Man, fatter Jon Lovitz, Glenn Close with a sh*tty perm, Daniel Day Dracula, Lucy Who, a tattooed Colonel Mustard...]]
** [[WebVideo/RealTimeFandub Alright, since Team FurAffinity fucked my wife, I'm gonna have to have both of you be a part of my team.]]
** [[Film/CoolRunnings 'Nuff people say, you know they can’t believe! Jamaica we have a bobsled team!]]
*** I'll pay you a dollar to shut up!
** [[Anime/PokemonTheSeries "TEAM ROCKET! BLAST OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!" "SURRENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO FIGHT!"]]
*** "MEOWTH! THAT'S RIGHT!"
* [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises If I pull that off, will you die?]]
** [[MattressTagGag You pull that tag off, and I'll see to it that you are prosecuted to the full extent of the law!]]
* [[Film/TheAdventuresOfBuckarooBanzaiAcrossThe8thDimension Why is there a watermelon there?]]
** It's for a [[SmashingWatermelons watermelon smashing]] contest.
** [[RunningGag MY]] [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb WATERMELON!!]]
** [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants One watermelon, fresh from the manure field, your spookiness!]]
** [[VideoGame/DonkeyKong64 It represents your health.]]
* [[Film/JacobsLadder You know you look like an angel, Louie? Like an overgrown cherub. Anyone ever tell you that?]]
** Wait, so I have [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cherub four faces, two pairs of wings and hooves?]]
* [[Film/MuppetTreasureIsland Who hired this crew!? This is undoubtedly the seediest bunch of cutthroats, villains and scoundrels I have ever seen,]] ''[[Film/MuppetTreasureIsland so who hired them!?]]''
** [[Anime/PantyAndStockingWithGarterbelt Those crazy sex maniacs?]] {{God}} did.
** [[Film/AustinPowersInternationalManOfMystery That's it, buddy. You show that turd who's boss!]]
** [[VideoGame/MassEffect2 The Illusive Man]].
** [[WebVideo/PokemonTheAbridgedSeries I told them]] [[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann the series ended with Team Gurren taking orders from a talking cat]], [[WebVideo/PokemonTheAbridgedSeries and they just started listening to me.]]
** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 'Hired'? I'm doing this one for fun!]]
* [[Film/AustinPowersInternationalManOfMystery Why must I be constantly surrounded by frickin' idiots?]]
** [[Machinima/FreemansMind Yeah, that's us alright; we stay the course with stupid.]]
** [[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS2E13ShanghaiedGaryTakesABath Yes, but they're]] ''[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS2E13ShanghaiedGaryTakesABath my]]'' [[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS2E13ShanghaiedGaryTakesABath dorks.]]
** [[Film/TromeoAndJuliet Maybe both of us are warped.]]
** [[ComicBook.DirtyPair We have standards for our morons!]]
** [[Film/BattleBeyondTheStars You can't expect all of us to measure up to]] ''[[Film/BattleBeyondTheStars you,]]'' [[Film/BattleBeyondTheStars Sir.]]
* [[Film/FullMetalJacket Do you suck dicks?]]
** [[Anime/PantyAndStockingWithGarterbelt Lets find everything that has a dick and FUCK IT!]]
** [[WebVideo/SonicAdventureAbridged Stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police!]]
** [[Series/TheWalkingDead You know how to bite a dick, Eugene. I say that with the upmost of respect.]]
** [[Machinima/PeachsSluttyAdventure "YOUR DAD SUCKS DIIIIICK!!" "I know! He's bisexual!" "Damn it, she's good..."]]
** [[Theatre/{{Heathers}} Are we gonna have a problem? You got a bone to pick? You've come so far. Why now are you pulling on my dick?]]
** [[Series/TheWalkingDead In case you haven't caught on, I just slid my dick down your throat, and you thanked me for it.]]
** [[WebVideo/GameGrumps "Hey Arin, ever tried to eat a dick?" "Yes-FUCK!"]]
*** [[Wiki/{{Uncyclopedia}} Parrots]] [[http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Game:Zork/parrot also eat dicks.]]
** [[Film/{{Clerks}} My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!]]
*** In a row?
** [[WebVideo/CinemaSins I would write sins about this movie if Scooter Braun would stop sucking his own d*ck for five seconds.]]
** [[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV So, you suck cock, but you don't eat meat? It don't make sense to me!]]
** [[LightNovel/{{Haganai}} Big brother I want you to give me your big juicy thick c**k]] and [[LessDisturbingInContext drench me with your hot sticky c** until I'm gasping for air!]]
** [[Film/TheExorcist YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL!]]
*** [[WebVideo/CinemaSins Rhetoric.]]
** [[WebVideo/HonestTrailers I mean, I'm not gay, but I'd totally suck Gale's dick.]]
** [[WebVideo/HonestTrailers Everyone's sucking my d**k now. And you sure as s**t should be too, you back-ass twaddle-f**k.]]
** [[Film/TheBoondockSaintsIIAllSaintsDay I hope you guys love cock-sandwiches, because we're going to be eating them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!]]
** [[Film/TheBigLebowski I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.]]
** [[WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged I like to dirty talk when someone's sucking my dick.]]
** [[Film/ReservoirDogs "How many dicks is that?" "A lot."]]
** [[Music/TheLonelyIsland Suck my own dick]] [-LIKE A BOSS!-]
*** [[WebVideo/{{React}} He was sucking his own d—k. That's not offensive, that's a goal!]]
** [[WebVideo/TheLegendOfZeldaTheAbridgedSeries I eat dicks for breakfast!]]
** [[Music/TheNotoriousBIG You look so good, I suck on your daddy's dick.]]
** [[WebVideo/TheMisadventuresOfSkooks I know who's sucking the DiC!]]
** [[WebVideo/TheMisadventuresOfSkooks Let's plot a course. Intercourse!]]
** [[WebVideo/JesuOtaku She just gives him a blowjob. Because he said she was once... probably... very pretty. And that's her character.]]
** [[WebComic/{{Oglaf}} Once you had a life! You had dreams! Now you're just the blowjob guy!]]
** [[Film/PulpFiction Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet.]]
** [[Theatre/AVeryPotterMusical If a snake bit him, I would suck out the poison. Even if that snake happened to accidentally bite him on the wiener.]]
** [[WebVideo/ReallyFreakinClever Hey now, just because I'm bi doesn't mean you can just make assumptions like that. But yes.]]
** [[Music/JonLajoie Walked up to a girl and I gave her a kiss,\\
She said "Let's go to your place, I'll suck your dick.",\\
I said "Hell yeah, bitch! That's so ironic!"]]
** [[WebAnimation/DiamondIsUnbreakableRetold Don't waste your time on him. He sucks dick. The guys and I hate him. He's a single tool. He's just kind of gay. He sucks the cock out of the party.]]
* Film/WhatTheBleepDoWeKnow
** [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure You know NOTHING, fool! It's CHAOS, the GOD of DESTRUCTION!!]]
*** [[WebVideo/SonicAdventureAbridged "I can hear you, Eggman!" "Son of a bitch!"]]
** [[Music/WeirdAlYankovic Everything you know is wrong. Black is white, up is down and short is long. And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter.]]
*** [[WebVideo/GameGrumps EVERYTHING I'VE KNOWN IS A LIE!]]
** [[Film/AustinPowersInGoldmember "I open mouth kissed a horse once." "Say what?" "That's something you don't know."]]
** [[Film/TheLastJedi My awesome powers allow me to know what everyone's thinking,]] [[CripplingOverspecialization in not QUITE enough detail!]] [[Website/TheEditingRoom For instance, I know Adam is going to kill somebody IN THIS ROOM, using a lightsaber that's somewhere IN THIS ROOM, and his victim will be English AND IN THIS ROOM, and that person's first name will end in "Y", and-]] [[spoiler: [[AntiClimaxBoss (dead)]]]]
** [[WebVideo/SonicAdventureAbridged Well...um...possibly? Maybe? You can't prove anything!]]
** [[Film/JohnnyEnglish He knows no fear. He knows no danger. He knows nothing.]]
** [[Film/SinCity I know it's pretty damn weird to eat people.]]
** [[TheseAreThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow Terrible, terrible things. Just don't ask.]]
** [[Film/LittleManTate It's not what he knows. It's what he understands.]]
** [[Series/TheEvent I'm the President of the United States... I need to know.]]
* [[Film/TheSocialNetwork A million dollars isn't cool. You know what’s cool?]]
** [[Podcast/WelcomeToNightVale A basilisk.]]
** [[WebComic/{{xkcd}} Circles.]]
** [[WebVideo/TwistedTranslations If you are wrong, you are cool.]]
** [[Series/DoctorWho Bowties are cool]].
** [[WesternAnimation/TheRoadToElDorado How about a hundred million?]]
** −273.15°C
** [[Film/AustinPowers One-Hundred Billion Dollars!]]
* Film/DidYouHearAboutTheMorgans
* Film/ATalkingCat
** [[VideoGame/CthulhuSavesTheWorld Not a cat! An Ultharian!]] ''(tail turns into CombatTentacles)''
** [[Film/BeautyAndTheBeast2017 Well, of course he can talk! That's all he ever does!]]
** [[VideoGame/Injustice2 It talks? HOW BORING!]]
** [[Literature/TheAmazingMauriceAndHisEducatedRodents You wait 'til you see the educated rodents.]]
** [[WebVideo/NightMind Actually, he's a shapeshifter.]]
** [[Film/CaptainMarvel2019 That's not a cat, it's a Flerken!]]
** [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV Oh, that's rich coming from you. Or have you not looked in a mirror lately?]]
** Yes, [[Recap/DoctorWhoS38E6Praxeus in Ontario]], but it has nothing to do with this.
* [[Film/TheLordOfTheRingsTheTwoTowers Legolas! What do your elf eyes see?]]
** [[Series/BattlestarGalactica2003 Nothing but the rain.]]
** [[Theatre/ThePiratesOfPenzance Hush-hush, not a word! I see a lantern sign!]]
** [[VideoGame/DeusEx I swear I saw someone. A guy in a coat.]]
** [[Music/BadLipReading Who am I seeing? Who am I seeing? Vivian?]]
*** [[Creator/DaThings1 Hello, Vivian! I see you came as Vivian!]]
** [[WebVideo/MetalGearSolidTheAbridgedSnakes Let's see this message. 'Help: WIS Ohio.' Dear God! Those bastards are keeping him in Ohio! Oh wait, I have it upside down.]]
** [[VideoGame/BlazBlueContinuumShift Uh... I see three sets of boobies and... one cutting board.]]
** [[Film/CoolRunnings I see PRIDE! I see POWER! I see a badass mutha who don't take no crap off of NOBODY!]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TheSpongeBobSquarePantsMovie I never thought I'd see it with me own eye...]] '''[[WesternAnimation/TheSpongeBobSquarePantsMovie TICKETS TO THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE!]]'''
* [[Film/TheStuff Are you eating it or is it eating you?]]
** [[Film/Troll2 They're eating her! And then they're gonna eat me!]] [[BigOMG OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]][[BeamMeUpScotty SH!]]
** [[Film/KungPowEnterTheFist He's still eating me! I promise!]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TheBoondocks A goddamned German Shepard; That's what's eating me!]]
* [[Film/GetOverIt Who keeps nunchucks in their pants?!]]
* [[Film/{{UHF}} Sex with furniture- what do you think?]]
** Not if it's a statue. [[Series/OneThousandWaysToDie That caused one man to suffocate to death.]]
* [[Film/TheAdventuresOfBaronMunchausen Is there a doctor in the fish?]]
* [[Film/{{Scream}} Do you like scary movies?]]
** [[Film/NotAnotherTeenMovie If you liked]] ''Film/ScaryMovie'', [[SelfDeprecation who gives a shit?!]]
** [[WesternAnimation/RegularShow BECAUSE WE KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT SCARY MOVIES AND YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT SCARY MOVIES]]
* Santa Who?
** [[VideoGame/{{Clayfighter}} Sumo Santa]].
** [[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Minion]].
** Film/SantaSangre
** [[Film/TheSantaClause Scott Calvin]].
*** [[WebVideo/CinemaSins He's making his boss pissed, he's checking his price, he's gonna find out who's the fraudulent type, Santa Scott, he sucks with this croooooooooooowd!]]
** [[UsefulNotes/ChristopherColumbus Santa Maria.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy That's not Santa, you stooge. That's the Grim Reaper.]]
* Film/WhatAboutBob
** [[Film/ScotlandPA Oh, well, I think he's rude, selfish and evil. But I never once judged him.]]
** [[Series/{{Dexter}} He's all right. But I'm a sociopath, so there's not much he can do for me.]]
** [[Radio/TrueCapitalist I FUCKING HATE THAT GUY!]]
** [[Wrestling/ScottSteiner HE'S FAT!]]
** [[VideoGame/TheBindingOfIsaac You should probably be more concerned about]] [[ScrappyWeapon his]] [[StuffBlowingUp brain]].
** [[Film/Batman1989 Bob... Remember... you... are my number one... guy!]]
* ''What Did You Do In the War, Daddy?''
** [[ReallyGetsAround Every]][[DatingCatwoman one]].
* [[Film/StarTrekVTheFinalFrontier This time, have they gone too far?]]
** [[ReviewIronicEcho Yes]].
* [[Film/LesMiserables2012 Shall his sins be forgiven?]]
** [[WebVideo/CinemaSins I know this movie's sins won't be forgiven.]]
** [[WebVideo/CinemaSins Because he did one good thing, it immediately negates all the bad things he did. All is forgiven!]]
** [[WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged Sorry about that whole shooting you thing. But, I know if you look deep into your heart...which is currently all over that tree... you'll find a way to forgive me.]]
** [[VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles1 I will never forgive what he's done.]]
** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 My brother deserves no such thing.]]
** [[WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged Didn't ask; don't need it; go fuck yourself!]]
** [[Manga/{{Hellsing}} I can offer you my pity, but forgiveness, NEVER!]]
** [[VideoGame/KirbysEpicYarn Kirby, forgive me! I blame the yarn!]]
** [[WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}} You're right, Donkey, I forgive you...for stabbing me in the back!]]
** [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders Ask for forgiveness from Enyaba, the woman you killed. But as for me, I never had the slightest intention of forgiving you.]]
** [[Film/SpiderMan3 You want forgiveness? Get religion.]]
** ''[[Film/AceHigh God Forgives... I Don't!]]''
* [[Film/MissPeregrinesHomeForPeculiarChildren Do you feel like nothing you do matters?]]
** [[WebVideo/CinemaSins All the time, given Hollywood's remake/sequel machine. Thanks for asking!]]
** [[Theatre/{{Macbeth}} Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player / That struts and frets his hour upon the stage / And then is heard no more: it is a tale / Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, / Signifying nothing.]]
** [[VideoGame/LiveALive There's nothing left for me. No place to return to, nobody to love, nothing to believe in... Nothing but Demons...]]
** [[Music/{{Queen}} Nothing Really matters... Anyone can see... Nothing really matters... Nothing really matters to me.]][[labelnote:*]]Any way the wind blows...[[/labelnote]]
** [[Comicbook/SpiderMan Life is meaningless! Chaos! The universe has no center! Its creator is a drooling idiot!]]
** [[VideoGame/{{DissidiaFinalFantasy}} Life, dreams, hope... Where do they come from, and where do they go? None of that JUNK is enough to fill your hearts! DESTRUCTION! DESTRUCTION IS WHAT MAKES LIFE WORTH LIVING! Destroy... destroy... destroy! LET'S DESTROY EVERYTHING!]]
** [[Literature/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy1 Why are people born? Why do they die? And why do they spend much of the intervening time wearing digital watches?]]
** [[WebVideo/{{Smosh}} There's no chance of survival. There's nothing left to hold on to. I've lost all hope.]]
** [[Literature/AmericanGods I believe that life is a game, that life is a cruel joke, and that life is what happens when you’re alive and that you might as well lie back and enjoy it.]]
** [[CosmicRetcon That is the truth of this world, known as]] [[VideoGame/BlazBlueCentralFiction Central Fiction]].
** [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehogCD You can't do anything, so don't even try.]]
** [[WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged Why am I doing this? It makes no sense! I don't even know these people! Why am I fighting a giant fucking goat demon for them?! This is stupid, why should I care about what happens to any of them? They're all a bunch of stupid sheep that let Corvatz herd them off a cliff! They knew exactly what they were walking into... Which just begs the question: WHY AM I STILL HERE?!]]
** [[WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged I mean, really, look at all they've achieved: Genocide, global warming, reality TV; It's just a never-ending parade of failures and fuck-ups.]]
** [[WebComic/{{Hiimdaisy}} Your futile exis-tence has no meeea-ning~]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 Bad things happen, and there's nothing you can do about it. So why worry?]]
** [[Literature/APracticalGuideToEvil It doesn’t matter how flawless the scheme was, how impregnable the fortress or powerful the magical weapon, it always ends with a band of adolescents shouting utter platitudes as they tear it all down. The game is rigged so that we lose, every single time. Half the world, turned into a prop for the glory of the other half.]]
** [[VideoGame/{{Deltarune}} Don't bother answering. If you haven't gotten it by now, your choices don't matter.]]
** [[VideoGame/TheStanleyParable In reality, all he's doing is pushing the same buttons he always has. Nothing has changed.]]
* [[Film/CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger Who's strong and brave, here to save the American way?]]
** [[Music/AlanisMorissette I'm brave, but I'm chicken-shit.]]
** [[VideoGame/CrashBandicootPurpleRiptosRampage We need someone who can look into this... someone brave and fearless who can get the job done! But all we have is Crash, so he'll have to do.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/DaveTheBarbarian Dave, Fang and Candy\\
Brave and bold, they're not\\
They ain't the greatest heroes\\
But they're the only ones we've got!]]
** [[Music/BarenakedLadies I'm so brave, too bad I'm a baby.]]
* [[Film/TheRoom What are these characters doing here?]]
** [[Anime/PokemonTheSeries We have to]] [[{{Filler}} fill a half-hour.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack We got some straight-up freaks comin' through this place...]]
** [[WesternAnimation/WhoKilledWho Ah yes! Quite a bunch of us, isn't it?]]
** [[Film/AvengersEndgame Assembling to take down a Mad Titan.]]
** [[WebVideo/DeathNoteTheAbridgedSeries1KidsEntertainment Well, if you haven't noticed this pattern by now, every time the plot goes stale, the writer just adds in another character.]]
* [[Film/TheIncredibleHulk2008 How are we gonna get where we need to go on $40 and no credit cards?]]
** [[WebVideo/CinemaSins That's the exact same question that launched CinemaSins, actually.]]
* [[Film/{{Tombstone}} You gonna do somethin' or just stand there and bleed?]]
* [[Film/TheBigLebowski Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?]]
** MyRulesAreNotYourRules.
** ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney
** [[Anime/SonicX Why do we have to play by the rules now? This is an anime.]]
* [[Creator/AbbottAndCostello Who Done It?]]
** [[WesternAnimation/WhoKilledWho I do'd it!]]
** TheButlerDidIt
** [[WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged Ate the last Spotted Dick pudding in the fridge? My fault. Crashed a car into the world's first British Dairy Queen? My fault? Unknowingly shot Archduke Ferdinand and blamed it on some other guy? Ooh, my fault!]]
** [[Literature/HiddenTalents Honest, I didn't do nuthin'.]]
* [[Film/Aquaman2018 What could be greater than a king?]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TheRoadToElDorado Don't you think king is kind of a step down from god?]]
** [[WebVideo/TwistedTranslations King's idea, and homelessness is the best thing to do.]]
** [[Music/JayZ What's a king to a god?]] [[Music/KanyeWest What's a god to a nonbeliever who don't believe in anything?]]
** [[CardGames Are aces high or low?]]
* [[Film/TheMightyDucks You think losing is funny?]]
** [[VideoGame/DwarfFortress Losing is Fun.]]
* [[Film/TheBigLebowski Am I wrong?]]
** [[VideoGame/FarCryNewDawn I led us into the new world. I thought that it would be glorious... I was wrong.]]
** (singing) ...for thinking that we could be something for real?
** [[Film/TheCatInTheHat You're not just wrong, you're stupid!]]
** [[Film/TheDarkKnight We thought we could be decent men,]] ''[[Film/TheDarkKnight IN AN INDECENT TIME.]]'' [[Film/TheDarkKnight ...But we were wrong.]]
** [[Series/TheBigBangTheory Don't you think that if I were wrong, I'd know it?]]
** [[WebVideo/TwistedTranslations If you are wrong, you are cool.]]
** [[Film/TheLastJedi Maybe. It doesn't matter.]]
** [[Film/TheGreatMuppetCaper You know, it's amazing. You are 100% wrong. I mean nothing you've said has been right.]]
** [[Film/TheLastJedi Impressive. Every word in that sentence was wrong.]]
** [[Music/TheWrens I WAS WROOOOOOOOOOONG...]]
** '''[[VideoGame/TheImpossibleQuiz WRONG!]]''' [[VideoGame/TheImpossibleQuiz -1 LIFE]]
* [[Film/TheBigLebowski The... who-who are the fucking Knutsens?!]]
** [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS6E12HomerTheGreat Who controls the British Crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do! We do!]]
* [[Film/TheBigLebowski What the]] ''[[Film/TheBigLebowski fuck]]'' [[Film/TheBigLebowski does]] ''[[Film/TheBigLebowski anything]]'' [[Film/TheBigLebowski have to do with Vietnam?]]
** (singing) Don't ask me; I don't give a damn!
* [[Film/TheFortyYearOldVirgin Look at me: looks are not important. Really look at me. I am ugly as fuck by traditional standards, but, I get with women. Aren't you curious as to how that's possible?]]
** [[Film/TheButterflyEffect I guess charisma and eyeliner go a long way.]]
** [[Film/AmericanHustle He wasn't exactly in the best shape, and he had a combover that was rather... elaborate, but he had this air about him. This confidence that drew me toward him. He was who he was; he didn’t care.]]
** [[WebVideo/RedLetterMedia Her mind is uninhibited, so she wants to fuck an old, fat white guy.]]
** [[MemeticMutation THIS UGLY]]\\
'''[[MemeticMutation SON OF A BITCH]]'''\\
[[MemeticMutation Is Fucking]]\\
'''[[MemeticMutation Super Hot]]''' [[MemeticMutation Chicks\\
and basically,\\
you are fucking stupid]]
* [[Film/MysteryMen What's the name of this group?]]
** [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy You said it yourself, bitch. We're the Guardians of the Galaxy.]]
** [[WebComic/TeamFortress2 We're Team Fortress. And you're dead.]]
** WeAreTeamCannonFodder.
* '''[[Film/StarTrekVITheUndiscoveredCountry CAN YOU SEE ME?!]]'''
** [[Film/AvengersInfinityWar You're eating a Zargnut.]]
** [[Film/MysteryMen Yes!]]
*** [[GagPenis Wow.]]
*** [[HandOrObjectUnderwear Two hands there, son.]]
*** [[InvisibleStreaker Maybe you should put some shorts on or something, if you want to keep fighting evil today.]]
** [[Film/{{Whiplash}} I can still fucking see you, mini-me!]]
* [[Film/GetOverIt Reverend's daughter Judy just took a dump in our pool,]] ''[[Film/GetOverIt and you wanna spring for a deejay?]]''
** I would, but [[VideoGame/StreetFighterIV he]] [[TierInducedScrappy is a bit low on the tier list]].
*** [[Memes/SuperSmashBros TIRES DON EXITS!!]]
* [[Film/SpyKids2IslandOfLostDreams Do you think God stays in Heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?]]
** Nah, [[TheGodsMustBeLazy he's just too lazy]].
* '''[[Film/BatmanBegins Where were the other drugs going?!]]'''
** [[Film/GetHimToTheGreek If he tells you to stick the drugs in your ass, you stick them in your ass.]]
** [[Film/WhoKilledCaptainAlex He fights drugs and uses drugs.]]
* [[Film/TheDarkKnight What do you believe in, huh?]] '''[[Film/TheDarkKnight WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN?!]]'''
** '''[[Film/PaulBlartMallCop I believe in magic!]]'''
** [[Literature/AmericanGods I can believe things that are true and things that aren't true and I can believe things where nobody knows if they're true or not. I can believe in]] SantaClaus [[Literature/AmericanGods and]] [[Literature/AmericanGods the]] EasterBunny [[Literature/AmericanGods and]] Creator/MarilynMonroe [[Literature/AmericanGods and]] Music/TheBeatles [[Literature/AmericanGods and]] [[Music/ElvisPresley Elvis]] [[Literature/AmericanGods and]] Series/MisterEd. [[Literature/AmericanGods Listen --I believe that people are perfectable, that knowledge is infinite, that the world is run by secret banking cartels and visited by aliens on a regular basis,]] [[BenevolentAlienInvasion nice ones]] [[TheGreys that look like wrinkly lemurs]] [[AliensAreBastards and bad ones]] [[AliensStealCattle who mutilate cattle]] [[PlanetLooters and want our water]] [[MarsNeedsWomen and our women.]] [[Literature/AmericanGods I believe the future sucks and I believe the future rocks and I believe that one day White Buffalo Woman is going to come back and kick everyone's ass. I believe that all men are just overgrown boys with deep problems communicating and that the decline in good sex in America is coincident with the decline in drive-in movie theaters from state to state.]] [[CorruptPolitician I believe all politicians are unprincipled crooks]] [[NecessarilyEvil and I still believe that they are better than the alternative.]] [[ApocalypseHow I believe California is going to sink into the sea when the big one comes, while Florida is going to dissolve into madness and alligators and toxic waste.]] [[Literature/AmericanGods I believe antibacterial soap is destroying our resistance to dirt and disease so that one day we'll all be wiped out by the common cold like the the Martians in]] ''Literature/WarOfTheWorlds'' [[Literature/AmericanGods I believe that the greatest poets of the last century were Edith Sitwell and Don Marquis, that jade is dried dragon sperm, and that thousands of years ago in a former life I was a one-armed Siberian shaman. I believe that mankind’s destiny lies in the stars. I believe that candy really did taste better when I was a kid, that it’s aerodynamically impossible for a bumblebee to fly, that light is a wave and a particle,]] [[UsefulNotes/SchrodingersCat that there’s a cat in a box somewhere who’s alive and dead at the same time (although if they don’t ever open the box to feed it it’ll eventually just be two different kinds of dead),]] [[Literature/AmericanGods and that there are stars in the universe billions of years older than the universe itself.]] [[GodIsGood I believe in a personal god who cares about me and worries and oversees everything I do.]] [[TheGodsMustBeLazy I believe in an impersonal god who set the universe in motion and went off to hang with her girlfriends and doesn’t even know that I’m alive.]] [[Literature/AmericanGods I believe in an empty and godless universe of causal chaos, background noise, and sheer blind luck. I believe that anyone who says that sex is overrated just hasn’t done it properly. I believe that anyone who claims to know what’s going on will lie about the little things too. I believe in absolute honesty and sensible social lies. I believe in a woman’s right to choose, a baby’s right to live, that while all human life is sacred there’s nothing wrong with the death penalty if you can trust the legal system implicitly, and that no one but a moron would ever trust the legal system. I believe that life is a game, that life is a cruel joke, and that life is what happens when you’re alive and that you might as well lie back and enjoy it.]]
** [[Film/Ghostbusters1984 If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.]]
** [[Music/PaulMcCartney I]] [[Music/MichaelJackson DON'T BELIEEEEEEEEVE IT!]]
** [[Film/TheBigLebowski We believe in nothing!]]
** [[WebVideo/{{Kickassia}} We believe in Santa Christ!]]
** [[Memes/SonicTheHedgehog No way! I can't bel]]'''[[Memes/SonicTheHedgehog ieve]]''' [[Memes/SonicTheHedgehog this!]]
* [[Film/TheDarkKnight Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We are tonight's entertainment! I only have one question. Where is Harvey Dent?]]
** [[Film/BladeTrinity Have you tried the lobby?]]
* [[Film/TheDarkKnight How about a magic trick?]]
** [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Abracadabra! I just made all my bullets disappear into your chest cavity!]]
*** [[VideoGame/DeadRising2 HEY! That's not magic, she's dead!]]
** [[Webcomic/PennyArcade I'll need a fair maiden from the audience. Now observe as I...]] [[PlayingWithFire OH! WHOA! OH NO!]] [[AllPartOfTheShow All part of the act. Are you not amazed?]] [[FauxFlame It's a magic flame, friends. It does not burn!]]
*** [[KillItWithFire It Burns! I'm burning!]]
*** [[KillItWithIce Behold! I will soothe her, with mystic ice!]] *[[ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice SHHHHHHHHHINK!]]* [[BigNo No, no! No!]] '''''[[BigOMG GOD!]]''''' [[EpicFail Wow!]]
* '''[[Film/TheDarkKnight Where are they?!]]'''
** [[VideoGame/TheStanleyParable What's that? You'd like to know where your co-workers are? A moment of solace before you're obliterated? Alright. I'm in a good mood, and you're going to die anyway. I'll tell you exactly what happened to them:]] [[spoiler: I erased them.]]
** [[Film/AvengersEndgame Gone. Reduced to atoms.]]
* '''[[Film/TheDarkKnightRises Where's the trigger?! Where is it?!]]'''
** [[VideoGame/TheStanleyParable Oh, dear me, what's the matter, Stanley? Is it that you have no idea where you're going or what you're supposed to be doing right now? Or did you just assume when you saw that timer that something in this room was capable of turning it off?]]
* [[Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice Tell me, do you bleed?]]
** [[Recap/StarTrekS3E3TheParadiseSyndrome You bleed, Kirok! Behold, the god who bleeds!]]
** [[Website/TheEditingRoom Wait I'm not done, what about excessive perspiration? Runny nose? How about anal leakage, you ever deal with that? Asking for a friend!]]
** [[VideoGame/Injustice2 I may bleed, but I will not fall!]]
** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 You do, and I smell it.]]
** [[VideoGame/Uncharted2AmongThieves That's my blood... That's my blood, that's a lot of my blood...]]
** [[Music/GooGooDolls Yeah, you bleed just to know you're alive!]]
** [[WebVideo/RealTimeFandub You were right! I'm bleeding out!]]
** [[WebAnimation/HowItShouldHaveEnded Well, the answer is yes because everyone saw me bleed in]] ''Film/SupermanII''. [[WebAnimation/HowItShouldHaveEnded Did you not notice that?]]
** [[Film/MortalKombatAnnihilation Your blood flows, Kahn. Just like the blood of a mortal.]]
** [[Film/DodgeballATrueUnderdogStory Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. NOBODY!]]
** [[WebVideo/ReallyFreakinClever We can't let the kids see that! Color correct it, color correct it!]]
* '''[[Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice MARTHA!? WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!]]'''
** [[WesternAnimation/HotelTransylvania I haven't been out in the human world since...Martha.]]
** [[LetsPlay/TheOnlineWarrior WHY DID YOU SAY THAT GAME?!]]
** [[Film/MeetTheParents No! After next month, I am going to be Pamela Martha Focker. I... I know how that sounds but I don't care!]]
** [[WebVideo/RealTimeFandub I fucked your wife!]]
** [[Film/FightClub Fuck Martha Stewart. Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic. It's all going down, man.]]
* [[Film/TheForceAwakens ...So who talks first? You talk first, I talk first?]]
** You're... already talking...
** [[WebOriginal/TheStarWarGatherings First of all, what are you saying? I would like to talk about.]]
* [[Film/TheForceAwakens Why does everyone wanna go back to Jakku!?]]
* [[Film/TheForceAwakens So, how do we blow it up? There's always a way to do that.]]
** [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol2 All right, first you flick this switch, then this switch. That activates it. Then you push]] ''[[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol2 this]]'' [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol2 button, which will give you five minutes to get outta there. Now whatever you do, don't push]] ''[[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol2 this]]'' [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol2 button, because that will set off the bomb immediately, and we'll all be dead.]]
** [[WebVideo/RealTimeFandub You have to put it in the nuclear reactor! Put the piss rock in the nuclear reactor!]]
* [[Film/RogueOne Farming, really? A man of your talents?]]
** [[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim Do I detect a bit of jealousy in your tone? I would hardly blame you. What calling could be more noble than this? I see in your eyes that you think I jest. I assure you, I don't. I am proud, and rightfully so, of the work we do here. Working the soil with your hands, seeing your seeds take root and grow, tending a herd... there is a joy in honest labor you won't find elsewhere.]]
** [[VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends If I want any chance of finishing this build order, then yes.]]
** [[VideoGame/AgeOfEmpiresII We ran out of gold to mine. It's either this or I get deleted]].
* [[Film/RogueOne Where are you taking these prisoners?]]
** [[Film/TheLordOfTheRingsTheTwoTowers To Isengard!]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy Those beasts?! I'm]] ''[[WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy their]]'' [[WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy hostage!]]
** [[VideoGame/BanjoKazooie Tooty says she's fine with me, if you go home I'll set her free!]]
* [[Film/MaryPoppins What's the name of his other leg?]]
* [[Film/CaptainMarvel2019 Where's Fury?]]
** [[Videogame/MarioAndLuigi I HAVE FURY!]]
* [[Film/Ghostbusters1984 Are you a god?]]
** '''[[ComicBook/{{Galactus}} Sphinx!]]''' [[ComicBook/{{Galactus}} You share the folly of all your lowly species. You believe that power itself makes one a]] '''[[ComicBook/{{Galactus}} God!]]''' [[ComicBook/{{Galactus}} But even Galactus, to whom all is possible, even Galactus whose every passing whim becomes reality —]] '''[[ComicBook/{{Galactus}} even Galactus is no God.]]'''
** [[Series/{{Wilfred}} I'll let you in on a little secret, Ryan. I don't have a God complex. I am God! Thunder!]]
** [[Film/CoolRunnings Greetings, Sled God!]]
** [[Film/PumaMan Each man is a god; each man is free.]]
*** [[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 So if each man is a god, where does that leave God?]]
** [[WebVideo/YuYuHakushoAbridged You may be a god, but to us, you'll always be a filler villain!]]
** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat9 Today, I become THE Elder God!]]
** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 You may be a god, but I am a Titan!]]
** [[Film/TheAvengers2012 I am a god, you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by- (WHACK! WHAM! SMASH!)]]
*** Puny god.
** [[Film/{{Matilda}} In this classroom, in this school... I AM GOD!]]
** [[WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged There's no need to wonder where your god is! Cause he's right here.. and he's fresh out of mercy.]]
** [[Podcast/{{Rifftrax}} He was like a god! ...Of bad wedding-toasts, Lord of Dad-jokes!]]
** [[ComicBook/WorldWarHulk Do you hear that, Bruce? It's time to play God.]]
** [[VideoGame/{{Xenosaga}} Ye shall be as gods.]]
** [[Music/MarilynManson I am the god of fuck.]]
** [[Music/ArthurBrown I am the god of hellfire!]]
** [[WebVideo/TwistedTranslations I am second to God.]]
** [[Music/TenaciousD Nay, we are but men! ROCK!]]
** [[VideoGame/Injustice2 From the fiery depths of Apokalips]].
*** Noted for classification.
** [[WebAnimation/MinilifeTV Well, I am]] ''[[WebAnimation/MinilifeTV a]]'' [[WebAnimation/MinilifeTV god, I'm not]] ''[[WebAnimation/MinilifeTV the]]'' [[WebAnimation/MinilifeTV god, but I am your god. I mean, I've been assigned to you.]]
* [[Film/TheGraduate Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me, aren't you?]]
** No, I'm [[WebVideo/TwistedTranslations trying to kill you.]]
* [[Film/{{Yentl}} Papa, can you hear me?]]
** [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants I can't hear you! It's too dark in here!]]
* [[Film/KnightsOfBadassdom Are you here for the LARP?]]
* [[Film/BatmanReturns Bruce Wayne... why are you dressed up like Batman?]]
** [[ItsACostumePartyISwear They told me it was a costume party.]]
** WeWereRehearsingAPlay.
* [[Film/BlackPanther2018 Is this your king?]]
** [[VideoGame/{{Bioshock}} No Gods or Kings. Only Man.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 King? Lady, have you got your lions crossed!]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 King? Your Majesty, I gravel at your feet!]]
*** It's not gravel, it's grovel. And don't! He's not the king. Are you?
** [[VideoGame/GuiltyGear I always knew you were a shitty king! You can't even protect yourself!]]
** [[VideoGame/PaperMarioTheThousandYearDoor Great, just great. Now I look like the huge, mighty king of]] '''[[VideoGame/PaperMarioTheThousandYearDoor GUYS WHO TALK TO POSTERS!]]'''
** [[VideoGame/MarioAndLuigiBowsersInsideStory Did someone just page the King of Awesome?]]
** [[Series/TheOfficeUS I'm the fucking lizard king!]]
** [[Music/GeneSimmons You're the king of all stupidness!]]
** [[Creator/DaThings1 I'm the king. The workers must be taught to obey.]]
** [[Music/JunoSongs Ay, yo, Mario! Tell me this: since when did Miami have a king?]]
*** Since [=ZXMany=] made that mod, try to keep up, [[VideoGame/PaperMarioTheOrigamiKing Hole Punch.]]
* [[Film/TheWizardOfOz If happy little bluebirds fly beyond the rainbow, why, oh why can't I?]]
** Because they are birds and you are a human teenager.
** ForgotICouldFly.
*** [[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Vegeta... I can fly!]]
*** [[WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}} "He can fly!" "He can fly!" "He can talk!"]]
*** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons I CAN SIIIING]]
** [[VideoGame/Injustice2 Me teach you how fly!]]
** [[Recap/VeggieTalesEpisode30TheWonderfulWizardOfHas How would I go over a rainbow? It's water droplets refracting sunlight.]]
** [[Film/BadBlack You ever wanted to fly? Well you're gonna be the first Ugandan on the moon!]]
* [[Film/{{Hook}} What's a paramecium brain?]]
** [[Film/YoungFrankenstein Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven-and-half-foot-long... fifty-four-inch-wide...]] '''''[[Film/YoungFrankenstein GORILLA?!?]]'''''
** [[Series/FullHouse Maybe I have the brain of a paramecium, but you only have the brain of]] ''[[Series/FullHouse one]]'' [[Series/FullHouse mecium.]]
* [[Film/TheCrow Victims, aren't we all?]]
** There is only one thief in the Army. Everyone else is just trying to get their stuff back.
** [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark We all wrongly see ourselves as the victims sometimes, but Cartman sees himself as the victim all the time.]]
** [[VideoGame/MortalKombatX I am a victim no longer.]]
* [[Film/{{Desperado}} Should we pay him or kill him?]]
** [[WebVideo/PokemonTheBridgedSeries If we kill it, it won't need help anymore!]]
* [[Film/{{Spaceballs}} How many assholes do we got on this ship, anyhow?]]
** [[Series/CornerGas Davis is a jackass for getting locked in the trunk, yesterday the bread delivery guy was a jackass for wearing a digital watch, and apparently I'm a jackass just for sitting here. Everybody's a jackass.]]
** [[Theatre/AVeryPotterSequel So many assholes in this place; so many assholes in my face!]]
* [[Film/{{Spaceballs}} Did I miss something? When did we get to Disneyland?]]
** After you won the Super Bowl.
** [[VideoGame/TattooAssassins After you defeated Koldan.]]
** [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries After you destroyed the world.]]
** [[VideoGame/MarvelHeroes For those of you who just skipped that, we're going to Disneyland to find Mister Silly-String! Well, close enough.]]
* [[Film/DieHard2 How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?]]
** GroundhogDayLoop.
** Movie remakes. Gotta keep 'em coming.
* [[Film/HomeAlone Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots?]]
* [[Film/GoodBurger Is it because I'm black?]]
** [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic AAAAGH! A FUNNY JOKE!]]
** [[Film/{{Evolution}} I've seen this movie. The black dude dies first. You snag it.]]
** [[Film/ScaryMovie We're here reporting live for "Black TV". White folks are dead, so we gettin' the fuck outta here!]]
** [[VideoGame/WorldOfFinalFantasy Sadly, everyone hates him only because he's small and black. It's an injustice, it is!]]
** [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic All I can say is, I'm worried. We're in a lousy horror movie and I'm the only black person around. Clearly I need to hire more black people.]]
** [[WebVideo/MikeJ It must be a racist shark, because out of the four of them, it eats the black man.]]
** [[WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown He's Seagal's best friend, he's black and he's in a war. Oh, he is so dead!]]
** [[Series/TheWalkingDead I'm the one black guy. You realize how precarious that makes my situation?]]
** [[WebAnimation/DorklyOriginals "The Black Guy"\\
How they're going to die: First\\
WHY? Because the screenwriter knew that they should include a black character, but after 20 pages they realized they had no clue how to write them.]]
** [[WebVideo/{{Smosh}} Well look, he's not a main character and he's a minority; so he's pretty expendable.]]
** ''[[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 Die,]]'' [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 Black!]]
** The smell of black chicks [[Music/DavidBowie just put my spine out of place!]]
** [[WebVideo/MetalGearSolidTheAbridgedSnakes Oh my god! He's...]]''[[WebVideo/MetalGearSolidTheAbridgedSnakes black!]]''
** [[VideoGame/KidIcarusUprising Here we see Black Club, riding grind rails and firing giant steel balls.]]
** [[Film/InBruges I didn't come here to shoot twenty black ten year old's in a drive-by.]]
** [[WebVideo/TheMisadventuresOfSkooks I've heard of whites before, but I've never heard of blacks!]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles You're… you're… black… ish…]]
** [[Recap/DoctorWho2005CSTheChristmasInvasion No, you're just sort of brown.]]
** [[Wrestling/KurtAngle Truth be told, I'm not really a very big fan of 'the black people'.]]
** [[Film/MenInBlack It just be rainin' black people in New York!]]
** [[Film/MenInBlack2 Actually, it came with a black dude, but he kept getting pulled over.]]
** [[Film/MenInBlack3 Just because you see a black man driving a nice car does not mean it's stolen!\\
\\
...\\
\\
A'ight, I stole this one, but not because I'm black!]]
** [[WebVideo/BackstrokeOfTheWest Mr. Speaker, we can never compromise to black.]]
** [[Film/{{Airplane}} I like my coffee black. Like my men.]]
** [[WebComic/ASofterWorld Looking for blacks.]]
** [[Film/ThisIsSpinalTap None more black]]
** [[VideoGame/HuniePop Mmm-mmm! I looooove me some chocolate!]]
** [[WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged Mr. Kettle? Mr. Pot called! He says you're]] '''[[WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged blaaa]]'''[[WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged aaaaaa... ck.]]
** [[Podcast/{{Rifftrax}} Well, I guess it's true: The black character always dies first.]]
** [[Series/{{DoctorWho}} Oh look, it's the girly and the freak! Though I'm not sure which is which...]]
** [[Film/BadBlack Bad Black is in the house!]]
** [[WesternAnimation/BeeMovie He's playing the species card!]]
** [[WebVideo/GameGrumps I don't like the way they're saying black. "He's been hanging out with the]] ''[[WebVideo/GameGrumps black]]'' [[WebVideo/GameGrumps aliens".]]
** [[Creator/MoBrosStudios You are a racist whore, Candace.]]
** [[Anime/DragonBallSuper Hold your fire! This man isn't black!]]
* [[Film/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas It's because I'm green, isn't it?!]]
** [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic ...okay, that's a good joke.]]
** [[WebVideo/CinemaSins A race joke, really? We're going there, folks? Actually, f*ck it, that was a pretty funny joke.]]
** [[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Okay,]] ''[[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged racist]]''[[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged , if you must know... it's cuz he's got a drinking problem.]]
** [[Series/SesameStreet It's not that easy bein' green.]]
** Yes, because [[WebVideo/DontHugMeImScared green is not a creative color]].
* [[Film/InBruges How can fucking swans not fucking be somebody's fucking thing, eh? How can that be?]]
** Because not everyone likes RuleThirtyFour art of VideoGame/HotlineMiami2WrongNumber.
** Swans are surprisingly violent when they feel threatened.
* [[Film/XMenOriginsWolverine Do you even know how to kill me?]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TeenTitansGoToTheMovies How are you going to do it? What—are you going to fart on me? You wanna have a dance-off? You gonna annoy me to death with your waffles?]]
** [[Literature/GoodOmens I've got some pins. And the Thundergun of Witchfinder-Colonel Ye-Shall-Not-Eat-Any-Living-Thing-With-The-Blood-Neither-Shall-Ye-Use-Enchantment-Nor-Observe-Times Dalrymple ... I could load it with silver bullets.]]
*** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 I'm Nightwolf, not a werewolf.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/EvilConCarne Stick the knife in his back, and twist!]] '''[[WesternAnimation/EvilConCarne TWIST!]]''' '''''[[WesternAnimation/EvilConCarne TWIIIIIIIIIIIST!]]'''''
** [[Series/TheWalkingDead If you want to kill me, you're gonna have to do better than a wrench.]]
** [[Series/TheWalkingDead There's a compound bow and a machete with a red handle. That's what I'm going to use to kill you.]]
** [[VideoGame/MortalKombatX There]] [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 are]] [[FateWorseThanDeath fates worse than death]].
*** [[LetsPlay/{{Vman}} I mean, I was going to suggest being trapped in R. Kelly's basement. But yes, decapitation is also bad.]]
** [[Film/TheRoom I'll break every bone in your body!]]
** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 I'll rip out your spine!]]
*** [[VideoGame/NoTimeToExplain I need you to- OH GOD MY SPINE!]]
** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 You will share Shinnok's fate!]]
** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 All I need is a pail of water.]]
*** [[Creator/LuluLuvscats Hey, that water is wet!]]
** [[Film/{{Predator}} If it bleeds, we can kill it.]]
*** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 Ha! A delusional machine.]]
** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 I will eat him alive!]]
** [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer I thought I might try violence.]]
*** Solid call.
** [[Series/LukeCage Drown him. Can he burn? Can you poison him? What about a woman? You know he got one with his fine ass. You find his weakness and you squeeze.]]
* [[Film/TheEvilDead1981 Hey, Ash. Where are we?]]
** [[Anime/PokemonTheSeries Pallet Town]].
* [[Film/EvilDead2 Uh-huh. That's right... who's laughing now?]] ''[[Film/EvilDead2 Who's laughing now!?]]''
** [[EvilLaugh Hehahahaha!]] [[WesternAnimation/AladdinTheReturnOfJafar Why, I believe it's me.]]
** [[WebVideo/TheMisadventuresOfSkooks You'll be laughing out of your dick!]]
** "[[Animation/HappyHeroes But I didn't laugh.]] [[WhosOnFirst My name IS Huo Haha!]]"
* [[Film/ArmyOfDarkness When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?]]
** [[WesternAnimation/SupermanTheAnimatedSeries "Karkull com siva co. Karkull com siva kanvasay." Yeah right. Singing Polly wolly doodle all day!]]
** [[VideoGame/PokerNight2 Klaatu berada...tiptoe!]]
*** ...Crap.
** [[FanFic/OldManHenderson Hastur]], [[Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG Hastur]], [[TakingYouWithMe Hastur]].
** [[WesternAnimation/DuckDodgers Yeah, um, uh... In Blackest Day or Brightest Night... uh, watermelon, cantalope, yada yada... a superstitious and cowardly lot... with liberty and justice for all!]]
* [[Film/AvengersInfinityWar Let me guess, your home?]]
** [[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas At least it was before I fucked everything up.]]
** [[Memes/SuperSmashBrosUltimate Yes, that's correct. This is my home.]]
* [[Film/CoolRunnings Just one more thing... What's a bobsled?]]
** Well, "Robert Sled" just sounds a bit too formal, doesn't it?
* [[Film/CoolRunnings Do the words 'Give up' mean]] ''[[Film/CoolRunnings anything]]'' [[Film/CoolRunnings to you?]]
** No, but '[[Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG Run And Live]]' does.
** [[WebVideo/TwistedTranslations GIVE UP! GIVE UP! ON THE RISE FOR RADIATION!]]
** [[Film/GalaxyQuest Never give up! Never surrender!]]
** [[Film/HotRod I'd rather die than live in a world where I can't kick your ass.]]
* [[Film/TheBoondockSaints So you're telling me it was one guy with six guns, and he was a senior frigging citizen?]]
** [[VideoGame/MortalKombat11 An old man just kicked your ass.]]
* [[Film/TheDeparted What is it, your period?]]
** [[WebVideo/BackstrokeOfTheWest Your dead period arrived, teacher.]]
** [[Manga/TheVoynichHotel Everyone suddenly gets quiet when you mention your period.]]
* [[Film/TeamAmericaWorldPolice Why is everyone so fucking stupid?]]
** Why aren't more people interrigent, rike me?
*** [[Film/BattleBeyondTheStars You can't expect all of us to measure up to you, Sir.]]
** [[Film/MenInBlack A]] ''[[Film/MenInBlack person]]'' [[Film/MenInBlack is smart.]] ''[[Film/MenInBlack People]]'' [[Film/MenInBlack are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it.]]
** [[Film/TheProducers Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party!]]
* ''Film/AnyQuestionsForBen''
** [[WebVideo/BenDrowned You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?]]
** [[Film/ANewHope How did my father die?]]
*** [[Music/BadLipReading Forty-nine times we fought that beast...]]
*** [[Film/HotRod Oh, yeah. He used to work for Evel Knievel, testing his bikes before big jumps. He would do the jumps first to make sure they were safe and let Evel come in and get all the glory. After a while the old man said, "To hell with that. I want the credit I deserve." So one afternoon, he set out to jump ten milk trucks. He nailed the take-off, but when he landed, something terrible happened. His front tire exploded like a cannonball, and his handle bars went straight through his head. Blood was everywhere. His teeth were ground down to a powder, and the front of his face exploded out the back of his skull. He died instantly... the next day.]]
*** [[Machinima/TeamNeighborhood Napoleon died by a body slam at Waterloo.]]
*** [[Podcast/RiffTrax Without dignity.]]
*** [[WebComic/{{Hiimdaisy}} HE DIED LIKE A DOG AND SO WILL YOU!]]
** [[WebOriginal/{{Vine}} Let me ask you something, you ready? Why the fuck you lying? Why you always lying?]]
*** [[Film/ReturnOfTheJedi What I told you was true, from a certain point of view.]]
*** [[WesternAnimation/StarWarsTheCloneWars Senators, I presume you're acquainted with the collection of half-truths and hyperbole known as Obi-Wan Kenobi?]]
* [[Film/TheProducers Where did we go right?]]
** [[Film/JurassicPark1993 Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they]] '''[[Film/JurassicPark1993 could]]'''[[Film/JurassicPark1993 , they didn't stop to think if they]] '''[[Film/JurassicPark1993 should.]]'''
** [[Anime/PokemonTheFirstMovie We dreamed of creating the world's strongest Pokémon... and we succeeded.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Anyway, only after bringing Project Satan to life did they discover they had made a terrible mistake! For you see...it was pure]] '''[[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} evil]]'''[[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} .]]
** [[Literature/RevengeOfTheSith You fought a war to destroy the Jedi. Congratulations on your success.]]
** [[WebAnimation/DeathBattle Successful as Bertron's experiment was, it was]] '''[[WebAnimation/DeathBattle anything]]''' [[WebAnimation/DeathBattle but a good idea.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/StarVsTheForcesOfEvil Oh no! Everything's going according to plan!]]
* [[Film/{{Fargo}} And for what? For a little bit of money? There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don'tcha know that?]]
** [[Manga/BoboboboBobobo There are things more important than money]]. Like ''[[ImmediateSelfContradiction money]]''!
** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Money can be exchanged for goods and services.]]
** [[Film/TransformersDarkOfTheMoon Yes]]. [[WebVideo/CinemaSins For resources. For refugees.]]
** [[VideoGame/Splatoon2 Tell that to my swimming pool full of imported mayonnaise!]]
** [[Film/{{Spaceballs}} Listen, we're not just doing this for money. We're doing it for a]] ''[[Film/{{Spaceballs}} shitload]]'' [[Film/{{Spaceballs}} of money!]]
* [[Film/StepBrothers Did you touch my drum set?]]
** I should have known it was a trap. ''({{Rimshot}})''
* [[Film/{{Shaft}} Who's the man that would risk his neck for his brother man?]]
* [[Film/TheWickerMan1973 What religion can they possibly be learning jumping over bonfires?]]
* [[Film/TheWickerMan2006 How'd it get burned? How'd it get burned?]] ''[[Film/TheWickerMan2006 HOW'D IT GET BURNED, HOW'D IT GET BURNED!?]]''
** [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic SOMEBODY LIT IT! SOMEBODY LIT IT!]]
* [[Film/TheWickerMan2006 What's in the bag? A shark or something?]]
** [[AC:[[VideoGame/Portal2 Speaking of which, I was researching sharks for an upcoming test.]]]]
* [[Film/HotRod Whatever happened to "Live as a team. Die as a team"?]]
** [[WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged You think I would kill myself over you?! Oh, go suck a dick!]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfSuperMarioBros3 I'd like to save you, Koopalings, but I uh, I uh, I just remembered something! I have an important tail styling appointment in another warp zone! Bye!]]
* [[Film/HotRod Oh, whoa, wait, what? Why is Rod kissing his sister?]]
* [[Film/PokemonDetectivePikachu So let me get this right: we're forced to listen to this spa music so your head doesn't explode and kill us all?]]
** Yes, because if we don't, [[Film/TheProducers it will get mad and blow us all up!]]
* [[Film/GalaxyQuest Does the rolling help?]]
** [[Film/ThePhantomMenace I'll try spinning, that's a good trick.]]
*** [[WesternAnimation/StarWarsTheCloneWars "Anakin, you're crazy. Spinning is NOT flying." "But it's a good trick."]]
*** [[VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends Garen]] [[SignatureAttack approves]].
** [[Music/{{Chamillionaire}} They see me rollin', they hatin'.]]
** They gave me this UnnecessaryCombatRoll, I'm using it.
* [[Film/TheBluesBrothers DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT?]]
** ThereAreFourLights.
*** [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration I don't understand how you can be so mistaken.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}} And if you see a long tunnel, stay away from the light!]]
** [[VideoGame/TheSimpsonsHitAndRun I see a bright light. Is that heaven?]]
** [[VideoGame/JakAndDaxter Don't step into the light, Jak, DON'T STEP INTO THE LIGHT!]]
** [[VideoGame/MassEffect1 No light? They always said there would be a — Ah.]]
** [[VideoGame/EpicBattleFantasy4 I was just about to find out what that light at the end of the tunnel was...]]
** [[VideoGame/BatmanArkhamKnight Don't head toward the light, Bruce! It's not fair! They'll never let me in!]]
** [[AC:[[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Walk towards it!]]]]
** [[Music/HalfManHalfBiscuit The light at the end of the tunnel is the light of an oncoming train.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory3 Look, I can see daylight! We're gonna be OK!]]
*** I don't think that's daylight...
* [[Film/SonicTheHedgehog2020 Do you have your child in that bag?]]
** [[WebVideo/PokemonTheBridgedSeries Officer Jenny, it's not right for you to go around abducting children. And Misty agrees.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TheLEGOBatmanMovie "Is that my son? No, that's just weird!" "It's weirder if it's not your son."]]
* [[Film/SonicTheHedgehog2020 That's not your child?]]
** IHaveNoSon
*** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons "Oh, great! We came all this way and it's the wrong guy." "I didn't mean that literally!"]]
** [[Music/MichaelJackson She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/MonstersInc Actually, she's my cousin's sister's daughter.]]
* [[Film/FromDuskTillDawn Do they have HBO?]]
* [[Film/FromDuskTillDawn Do they have a waterbed?]]
* [[Film/{{Aliens}} Hey, Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?]]
** [[WebVideo/GoldenSunTheAbridgedSeries I've been married for fifteen years and my husband still doesn't realize that I'm a MAN.]]
* [[Film/SpiderManFarFromHome You guys do have sarcasm on this Earth, right?]]
* [[Film/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas Aren't you going to cuff me?]]
** Put me in a chokehold?
** Blind me with pepper spray?
** [[WesternAnimation/{{Megamind}} Oh, no, no, no, no. I was thinking more like the morgue! YOU'RE DEAD!]]
* [[Film/DirtyWork Did you ever kill anyone?]]
** [[Machinima/FreemansMind I haven't murdered anyone! Well, not today, anyway...]]
** [[WebAnimation/DiamondIsUnbreakableRetold You can't just kill people without permission!]]
* [[Film/DirtyWork Did you ever climb Mt. Everest?]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Son, don't go up that mountain! You'll die up there like I did!]]
* [[Film/DirtyWork Did you ever say you can see why women find Sean Connery sexy?]]
* [[Film/Plan9FromOuterSpace What do you think will be the next obstacle the Earth people will put in our way?]]
** The InsurmountableWaistHighFence.
** [[Literature/WarOfTheWorlds Common cold]].
** [[WebVideo/ValeforXD Oh, no, the most devilish of all contraptions, one that shall forever halt my progress on account of its SHEER COMPLEXITY...three buttons.]]
* [[Film/TransformersAgeOfExtinction You promised me human intelligence...or is there such a thing?]]
** [[Film/Plan9FromOuterSpace You see? YOU SEE? Your stupid minds! STUPID! STUPID!]]
** [[Film/MontyPythonsTheMeaningOfLife Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.]]
* [[Film/ShaolinAndWuTang Do you think your Wu-Tang sword can defeat me?]]
** Music/WuTangClan AIN'T NOTHING TO FUCK WITH!
** [[VideoGame/StreetFighterV Muscle is stronger than blade!]]
** [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer You're a fool. No weapon forged can stop me.]]
* [[Film/OfficeSpace Hello Peter, what's happening?]]
** [[FanFic/QuarterLifeHalfwayToDestruction UI have discovered new radoactive isatope but it is so vollatile that it does not have a half-life but quarter-life so we must observe with hasty]]
** [[VideoGame/SpiderMan2000 Okay, recap. A couple hundred of feet underwater, electrified floors and walls AND there's these turrets pointing straight at me! Uh-huh, my day just keeps getting better and better!]]
* [[Film/{{Desperado}} Is there something in the guitar case?]]
* [[Film/StarWarsANewHope Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?]]
** [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb Yes, yes I am.]]
** We don't get much taller than this. That's why we're called the Minute Men.
* [[Film/ErnestGoesToCamp Is that a rabbit over there?]]
** [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail That's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!]]
** [[Advertising/DrRabbit Hello, there! I am Doctor Rabbit, the world's only Rabbit Dentist.]]
** [[WebAnimation/YouTubePoop Hello, there! I am Rabbit Doctor, the Dentist's only World Rabbit.]]
** [[WebAnimation/{{Walrusguy}} Hello, there! I am Doctor Rabbit, the world's only rabbit rabbit.]]
*** [[WebVideo/RealTimeFandub You see, that's, uh, that's a joke there. I like to play a trick on people when they come into my office, lighten up the mood a little.]]
** [[Creator/NPCarlsson Oh, no! I am Doctor Rabbit, the world's only black dentist! Now, good day, my friend.]]
* [[Film/{{Stardust}} What do stars do?]]
** [[Music/DavidBowie The stars are never far away\\
The stars are out tonight\\
They watch us from behind their shades]]\\
[[Creator/BrigitteBardot Brigitte]], [[Creator/JackNicholson Jack]], and [[Creator/KateWinslet Kate]] and [[Creator/BradPitt Brad]]\\
[[Music/DavidBowie From behind their tinted window stretch\\
Gleaming like blackened sunshine]]
** [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames The stars are made of ice, thus the night is cold.]]
* [[Film/TheAvengers2012 Big man in a suit of armor. Take that off, what are you?]]
** [[SamusIsAGirl A woman.]]
** [[{{Pun}} Stark naked.]]
** [[ShedArmorGainSpeed Much faster.]]
** [[Film/{{Spaceballs}} Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.]]
* [[Film/XMen1 You going to tell me to stay away from your girl?]]
* [[Film/{{Unbreakable}} I like your house. Can I come in?]]
** [[Music/DieAntwoord No, fuck! I'll get in trouble!]]
* [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail What do you burn apart from witches?]]
** Wicks, tons and boroughs.
* [[Film/RedSonja Woman, I have fought a hundred and seventy-seven men, and only one survives, and he has got no legs! Do you dare to mock at Brytag?]]
* [[Film/TheLostBoys Is it true that Santa Carla's the murder capital of the world?]]
* [[Film/Joker2019 What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner, with a society, that abandons him, and treats him like trash?!]]
** [[WebVideo/CinemaSins He becomes president?]]
** [[Creator/JackDuripper I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU GET! SOCIETY!]]
* [[Film/RevengeOfTheSith Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?]]
** I used to think it was a tragedy. [[Film/Joker2019 But now I realize... it's a fucking comedy.]]
** [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall That's not a tragedy, that's a Tuesday for the Sith!]]
** [[WebVideo/HelloFutureMe Yes, Palpatine, you've told us that one before.]]
** [[WebVideo/BackstrokeOfTheWest I think to be too is not. I think that the hopeless situation elder also can't. That is a legend... Reaching the Man Cloth Space is the emperor. He is so strong and big. He even can use the original dint to create life. He is very deep to black influence understanding. The black influence can the matter that many Supermans, but other people thinks that these are what can't attains. He become more and more strong and big. Lost his power afterwards afterwards he died. In fact he teaches own the whole skills all to disciple. Then his land killed him to let him going to bed. Satirizing the meaning is he can let other people, but is incapable for dint to the oneself.]]
** [[WebAnimation/HourOfPoop "Indeed, my friend." "How'd you hear that?" "Benefits of a religious education."]]
* [[Film/AvengersEndgame "Is that everyone?" "What, you wanted more?"]]
** [[Film/TheLastJedi More! MOOOOORE!]]
** [[Music/PoetsOfTheFall I got what I wanted, so naturally I want more.]]
* [[Film/TheRiseOfSkywalker They fly now?!]]
** He [[ComicBook/StarWarsPoeDameron forgot]].
*** That was the first time they used them.
*** They’ve been using them since the Clone Wars!
** [[WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}} "He can fly!" "He can fly!" "He can talk!"]]
** [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory1 This isn't flying, this is falling with style!]]
** [[https://youtu.be/Rziqgflr5a8?t=505 This isn't flying, this is falling!]]
** [[Creator/NPCarlsson Hehehehe, I can fly, f*ck you.]]
** ([[Film/{{Rocky}} Da-da-DAAA! Da-da-DAAA! Da-da-DAAA! Da-da-DAAA! Dadada-dadada! Dadada-dada-dada-da-DAAA!]]) [[GonnaFlyNowMontage Gonna fly now! Flying high now! Come on, fly! FLLYYYY!!]]
** [[WebVideo/RealTimeFandub Don't worry, I can fly. This won't be brought up ever again.]]
** [[WebVideo/RealTimeFandub Good thing I can fly! Haha, bitch!]]
** [[Literature/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy There is an art to flying... or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack No. Jump good.]]
** [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner I'm sad that I'm flying.]]
* [[Film/BabePigInTheCity Where are our animals?]]
** [[Film/AttackOfTheClones They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals!]]
* [[Film/{{Goodfellas}} I'm funny how? I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?]]
** [[WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyondReturnOfTheJoker You make me laugh... but only because I think you're kinda pathetic.]]
* [[Film/{{Bumblebee}} They literally call themselves "Decepticons"! That doesn't set off any red flags?]]
* [[Film/TheTwoTowers What's taters, precious?]]
** [[VideoGame/Portal2 It's a toy for children.]]
* [[Film/HarryPotterAndTheGobletOfFire HARRY, DIDYA PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAH?!]]
* [[Film/ConanTheBarbarian1982 Conan! What is best in life?]]
** [[VideoGame/TheFlintstonesTheRescueOfDinoAndHoppy PUSH ↑ START BUTTON,]] [[TheMockbuster GET ADDITION GAME, AND NOURISH THE BLOOD]]
** [[Literature/{{Discworld}} Hot water, good dentishtry and shoft lavatory paper.]]
* [[Film/{{Full Metal Jacket}} What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?!]]
** [[Anime/DragonBallZ Malfunction. Malfuncti…]]
*** [[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Your 30 day free trial has expired. Would you like to…purchase…Win…]]
* [[Film/TheWizardOfOz Are you a good witch or a bad witch?]]
** [[Film/ArmyOfDarkness Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun!]]
* [[Film/TheMexican Do you like sex and travel?]]
* [[Film/AustinPowers Do I make you horny, baby?]]
* Film/WhoIsHarryKellermanAndWhyIsHeSayingThoseTerribleThingsAboutMe
* [[Film/{{Willow}} Did I really... Did I really say those things, last night, in your tent?]]
* [[Film/BatmanForever Riddle me this. Riddle me that. Who's afraid of the big black bat?]]
* [[Film/FreddyVsJason Why don't you go find yourself a PIG TO FUCK?!]]
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** [[VideoGame/{{Xenoblade}} I will never forgive what he's done.]]

** [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} "TEAM ROCKET! BLAST OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!" "SURRENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO FIGHT!"]]

** [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} "TEAM ROCKET! BLAST OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!" "SURRENDER OW OR PREPARE TO FIGHT!"]]

* [[Film/TheIncredibleHulk How are we gonna get where we need to go on $40 and no credit cards?]]

** [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} I wanna be the very best, like no on ever was.]]

** [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} We have to]] [[{{Filler}} fill a half-hour.]]

** [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} Pallet Town]].

** [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} I want to be, the very best, like no on ever was]]

** [[Anime/DragonBallZ Malfunction. Malfucti…]]