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[[AC:[=NPCarlsson=]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndmBihXDPA8 Crustacean Resurrection Redemption]]
** [[VideoGame/AnimalCrossing Resetti]] playing a part in this poop. His lips use SynchroVox to match up with his sentence mixing (which use [[CreatorCameo the creator's lips no less]]). It's jarring, yet funny as hell.
** This part:
-->'''French Narrator:''' Two meanwhiles later. ''({{beat}})'' ...Hhhuhhh...
** WebAnimation/DumbWaysToDie [[Music/TheLonelyIsland LIKE A BOSS]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJWG1HOcDtY Five Nights at Foster's]]
** The {{lampshad|ed}}ing of the poop's title.
-->'''Creator/MichaelRosen:''' But what's it got to do with VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys?
-->'''[[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Robotnik]]:''' NOTHING
** This part:
-->'''Mac:''' His name is Terrence.
-->'''[[WesternAnimation/ThomasTheTankEngine Terrence]]:''' I'm [[NamesTheSame Terrence]]!
** The short song. Complete with a FollowTheBouncingBall
-->'''Bloo:''' [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros I ain't got no knees]].
-->'''Mac:''' [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants You don't have ears either]].
-->'''Bloo:''' Well, who's fault is that?
** Later, it shifts to [[WesternAnimation/TheTrapDoor The Trap Door]], with Berk having Bloo's voice and Boni having Mr. Herriman's voice.
--> '''Berk:''' Sheesh! Calm down! I'm just gonna open the door.
--> '''Boni:''' '''[[SensoryAbuse OPEN THE DOOR!?]]''' Stay away, meaning do not enter! Do not enter, meanng stay away!
--> Logic!
--> '''Boni:''' Do not approach [[SuddenlyShouting THE DOOR!]]
--> '''Berk:''' Doors are made for opening.
--> '''Boni:''' And they are also made for shitting. Shitting away deep, dark, [[WebVideo/TheMysteriousMrEnter Mysterious Mr. Enter!]]
--> '''Mr. Enter:''' What the actual fuck?
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNSWt9y1D28 A cozy, Hot Cup of Sugar Honey Iced Tea]]
** This bit:
-->'''Marty:''' Doesn't it bother you guys that you don't know ''anything?''
-->''(long pause; Marty sighs and walks away)''
-->'''Melman:''' What's eating him?
-->'''Alex:''' Me, 'cause I'm a lion!
** "I don't even know if I'm [[Music/MichaelJackson black or white]]."
-->'''King Julien:''' Whatever happened to the separation of the classes?
** Alex and Marty singing [[JustForFun/{{Rickroll}} "Never Gonna Give You Up"]] and waking the zoo.
-->'''Marty:''' Bite me!
-->'''Alex:''' [[WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}} Okay.]] ''(bites Marty)''
-->'''Marty:''' Why'd you do that?!
-->'''Alex:''' [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TOOOOO!!!]]
** [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy "I awoke several hours later in a daze."]]
** The animals' crates being used in ''VideoGame/{{Tetris}}''.
** King Julien's plan.
-->'''King Julien:''' My plan is this: We will make the New York Giants cookies! Them we will keep them and eat them. ''(evil laughter with DramaticThunder)''
-->'''Maurice:''' What if Mister Alex is a furry?
-->'''King Julien:''' That's a bunch of bullshit, Maurice.
-->'''Maurice:''' [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 You're talking about a lion! Lions eta guys like us!]]
** "I feel like a magical pixie horse!"

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-->'''Misty:''' [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech Go cut yourself! Your parents are dead, and you got no friends!]] ''([[FlippingTheBird flips him off]])''

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-->'''Misty:''' --->'''Misty:''' [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech Go cut yourself! Your parents are dead, and you got no friends!]] ''([[FlippingTheBird flips him off]])''



-->'''Luigi:''' [[SarcasmMode Nice catch, Mario.]]\\

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-->'''Luigi:''' --->'''Luigi:''' [[SarcasmMode Nice catch, Mario.]]\\



-->'''Alfred''': Rest assured, Master Bruce, you're never far from the Batcave with the modern miracle of ''bran flakes!''
-->'''Bruce''': ''No, Alfred.''
-->''({{Beat}}, Alfred holds up a second box of bran flakes.)''
-->'''Bruce''': ''UUUUUU-''

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-->'''Alfred''': --->'''Alfred''': Rest assured, Master Bruce, you're never far from the Batcave with the modern miracle of ''bran flakes!''
-->'''Bruce''':
flakes!''\\
'''Bruce''':
''No, Alfred.''
-->''({{Beat}},
''\\
''({{Beat}},
Alfred holds up a second box of bran flakes.)''
-->'''Bruce''':
)''\\
'''Bruce''':
''UUUUUU-''



-->'''Chief''': Well, it's up to you and your partner to suck my cock.
-->'''Ethan''': Since when?
-->'''Chief''': [[{{Pun}} Since two heads are better than one.]]
-->''(RimShot, with the cymbal note played on the Chief's head.)''

to:

-->'''Chief''': --->'''Chief''': Well, it's up to you and your partner to suck my cock.
-->'''Ethan''':
cock.\\
'''Ethan''':
Since when?
-->'''Chief''':
when?\\
'''Chief''':
[[{{Pun}} Since two heads are better than one.]]
-->''(RimShot,
]]\\
''(RimShot,
with the cymbal note played on the Chief's head.)''



* [[Creator/{{BILLYMAYS}} Hercules Hooks]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s77stCHXy-s Break Your Back!]]

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* [[Creator/{{BILLYMAYS}} [[Creator/BillyMays Hercules Hooks]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s77stCHXy-s Break Your Back!]]



--> "Blow me one last [[Music/{{KISS}} kiss]]!" ([=FiF=])

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--> ---> "Blow me one last [[Music/{{KISS}} kiss]]!" ([=FiF=])



--> "When you hit us in the club, you gonna shit in the club. You gonna eat shit in the club. You gonna shit on us, [[WesternAnimation/{{Up}} up]]."
--> "Rolling Rock, let's go. Hit the beat then let's hit the [[TheScrappy/{{Advertising}} Flo]]. Turn it up, it's 'bout to blow, blow--" "BLOW ME ONE LAST KISS!!!!" (wth p£nk get out of teh vedio)
--> "I wanna [[Film/IceCreamMan scream]] and [[Film/{{Scream}} scream]] and [[Music/{{Usher}} scream]] '''''and scream'''''"

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--> ---> "When you hit us in the club, you gonna shit in the club. You gonna eat shit in the club. You gonna shit on us, [[WesternAnimation/{{Up}} up]]."
-->
"\\
"Rolling Rock, let's go. Hit the beat then let's hit the [[TheScrappy/{{Advertising}} Flo]]. Turn it up, it's 'bout to blow, blow--" "BLOW ME ONE LAST KISS!!!!" (wth p£nk get out of teh vedio)
-->
vedio)\\
"I wanna [[Film/IceCreamMan scream]] and [[Film/{{Scream}} scream]] and [[Music/{{Usher}} scream]] '''''and scream'''''"



-->'''Carly:''' We can't take you seriously when you're wearing duck pajama pants!
-->''(Cue Spencer dropping them, censored with a giant black box)''
-->'''Carly:''' Dick!
-->'''Spencer:''' LOL!
-->'''Spencer:''' FU-
-->''<scene missing> (again)''

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-->'''Carly:''' --->'''Carly:''' We can't take you seriously when you're wearing duck pajama pants!
-->''(Cue
pants!\\
''(Cue
Spencer dropping them, censored with a giant black box)''
-->'''Carly:''' Dick!
-->'''Spencer:''' LOL!
-->'''Spencer:''' FU-
-->''<scene
box)''\\
'''Carly:''' Dick!\\
'''Spencer:''' LOL!\\
'''Spencer:''' FU-\\
''<scene
missing> (again)''



** "Without me there is no Wii U!"

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** "Without me me, there is no Wii U!"



** This exchange
-->'''Amethyst:''' Greg is taking me to an orgy, at a house, with so many people hanging out and doing it!
-->'''Steven:''' Cool! We're doing a puzzle.
-->'''Pearl:''' It's Steven's penis.

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** This exchange
-->'''Amethyst:'''
exchange:
--->'''Amethyst:'''
Greg is taking me to an orgy, at a house, with so many people hanging out and doing it!
-->'''Steven:'''
it!\\
'''Steven:'''
Cool! We're doing a puzzle.
-->'''Pearl:'''
puzzle.\\
'''Pearl:'''
It's Steven's penis.



-
--> '''Rabbit:''' Touch me Tigger. I want to give you some dick. Don't say no. Don't ever say no!\\

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-
-->
\\
'''Rabbit:''' Touch me Tigger. I want to give you some dick. Don't say no. Don't ever say no!\\



---> Karen: "[[BerserkButton Make Frying Dory!]]"
--> '''Santa:''' "Oh by the way, there's someone else who wants to meet you!"
--> '''Cat in the Hat:''' "EGGS!"
--> '''Professor Hinkle:''' "I have to run!"

to:

---> Karen: "[[BerserkButton Make Frying Dory!]]"
-->
Dory!]]"\\
'''Santa:''' "Oh by the way, there's someone else who wants to meet you!"
-->
you!"\\
'''Cat in the Hat:''' "EGGS!"
-->
"EGGS!"\\
'''Professor Hinkle:''' "I have to run!"



--->'''Creator/DannyDeVito:''' Egg!
--->'''Cat in the Hat:''' [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} That's MY joke! I'll kill you!]]

to:

--->'''Creator/DannyDeVito:''' Egg!
--->'''Cat
Egg!\\
'''Cat
in the Hat:''' [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} That's MY joke! I'll kill you!]]



--->'''Narrator:''' But I think that the most likely reason of all may have been that his...
--->'''Grinch:''' [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants I have no soul.]]

to:

--->'''Narrator:''' But I think that the most likely reason of all may have been that his...
--->'''Grinch:'''
his...\\
'''Grinch:'''
[[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants I have no soul.]]



--->'''Grinch:''' [[WesternAnimation/TheDoverBoys Confound those]] Whos! [[WesternAnimation/TheDoverBoys They drive me to]] [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons go crazy]]!
--->''(cut to [[Film/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas the live-action Grinch]] attempting to scare Cindy-Lou)''
--->'''[[FreezeFrameBonus Caption:]]''' [[TakeThat Why was this a meme again?]]

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--->'''Grinch:''' [[WesternAnimation/TheDoverBoys Confound those]] Whos! [[WesternAnimation/TheDoverBoys They drive me to]] [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons go crazy]]!
--->''(cut
crazy]]!\\
''(cut
to [[Film/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas the live-action Grinch]] attempting to scare Cindy-Lou)''
--->'''[[FreezeFrameBonus
Cindy-Lou)''\\
'''[[FreezeFrameBonus
Caption:]]''' [[TakeThat Why was this a meme again?]]



--->'''Narrator:''' Now you know why the Grinch hates Norway.
--->'''[[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Peter Griffin]]:''' THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE!

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--->'''Narrator:''' Now you know why the Grinch hates Norway.
--->'''[[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy
Norway.\\
'''[[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy
Peter Griffin]]:''' THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE!



--->"Then, he dot an ID."
--->"Then, he got ice."
--->"Then, he got diabetes." ''(cut to the Grinch's gravestone)''

to:

--->"Then, he dot an ID."
--->"Then,
"\\
"Then,
he got ice."
--->"Then,
"\\
"Then,
he got diabetes." ''(cut to the Grinch's gravestone)''



** The gumball machine in Christopher Robin's room turns out to be [[WesternAnimation/RegularShow Benson]], who promtly gets shattered.

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** The gumball machine in Christopher Robin's room turns out to be [[WesternAnimation/RegularShow Benson]], who promtly promptly gets shattered.



--->'''Narrator:''' It was springtime [[WesternAnimation/ThomasTheTankEngine on the island of Sodor]], and no one loved gardening more than me.
--->''(cut to a picture of Creator/RogerLJackson tending his home garden)''

to:

--->'''Narrator:''' It was springtime [[WesternAnimation/ThomasTheTankEngine on the island of Sodor]], and no one loved gardening more than me.
--->''(cut
me.\\
''(cut
to a picture of Creator/RogerLJackson tending his home garden)''



--->'''Piglet:''' But the seeds look so alike.
--->'''Rabbit:''' ''[[Series/WonderShowzen THAT'S RACIST!]]''
--->'''Piglet:''' ''(high-pitched)'' How do you know which seeds will turn into which plants?
--->'''Rabbit:''' [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Uh... I don't know.]]
--->''(Tigger slowly starts to rise up)''
--->'''Rabbit:''' [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants WAIT! Don't tell me!]]
--->'''Tigger:''' Aww, okay.

to:

--->'''Piglet:''' But the seeds look so alike.
--->'''Rabbit:'''
alike.\\
'''Rabbit:'''
''[[Series/WonderShowzen THAT'S RACIST!]]''
--->'''Piglet:'''
RACIST!]]''\\
'''Piglet:'''
''(high-pitched)'' How do you know which seeds will turn into which plants?
--->'''Rabbit:'''
plants?\\
'''Rabbit:'''
[[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Uh... I don't know.]]
--->''(Tigger
]]\\
''(Tigger
slowly starts to rise up)''
--->'''Rabbit:'''
up)''\\
'''Rabbit:'''
[[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants WAIT! Don't tell me!]]
--->'''Tigger:'''
me!]]\\
'''Tigger:'''
Aww, okay.



--->'''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Krusty]]:''' KKK? [[SensoryAbuse That's not good!]]
--->''(the video suddenly becomes unavailable)''

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--->'''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Krusty]]:''' KKK? [[SensoryAbuse That's not good!]]
--->''(the
good!]]\\
''(the
video suddenly becomes unavailable)''
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** A heart of gold, a tail of gold, a heart that never stops, a toilet of [[RuleOfThree gold]], a couple of buckets full of [[FourIsDeath gold]], and he's gotta love [[StonersAreFunny pot]], and a couple buckets full of toilet so he's gay.

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** A heart of gold, a tail of gold, a heart that never stops, a toilet of [[RuleOfThree gold]], a couple of buckets full of [[FourIsDeath [[OverlyLongGag gold]], and he's gotta love [[StonersAreFunny pot]], and a couple buckets full of toilet so he's gay.
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-->'''Jon''': '''''[[VoiceOfTheLegion THERE IS NOTHING IN THIS WORLD LIKE]]''''' behind. Eat each pie and roll and tart and roll and tart and pie and pie and tart and pie ''([[VisualPun the Pi symbol appears]])'' and roll ''(An image of [[VideoGame/MegaManBattleNetwork Roll.EXE]] appears)'' and tart! ''(the word tart appears)''

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-->'''Jon''': --->'''Jon''': '''''[[VoiceOfTheLegion THERE IS NOTHING IN THIS WORLD LIKE]]''''' behind. Eat each pie and roll and tart and roll and tart and pie and pie and tart and pie ''([[VisualPun the Pi symbol appears]])'' and roll ''(An image of [[VideoGame/MegaManBattleNetwork Roll.EXE]] appears)'' and tart! ''(the word tart appears)''
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** "This week's Speech Tip comes from [[UsefulNotes/BarackObama President Obama]]. [[CriticalResearchFailure She]] says, "I think racial and gender IN-equality is [[AccentUponTheWrongSyllable goo-DUH]]."

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** "This week's Speech Tip comes from [[UsefulNotes/BarackObama President Obama]]. [[CriticalResearchFailure She]] says, "I 'I think racial and gender IN-equality is [[AccentUponTheWrongSyllable goo-DUH]]."'"
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** "A turducken is [[Creator/KroboProductions chicken an' winnigish]] stuffed inside a duck, stuffed inside Jesus, which is probably the dopest shit I've ever heard of."

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** "A turducken is [[Creator/KroboProductions [[WebAnimation/KroboProductions chicken an' winnigish]] stuffed inside a duck, stuffed inside Jesus, which is probably the dopest shit I've ever heard of."



* His 100 Subscriber Special! [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vipzf5d6rL8]]

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* His 100 Subscriber Special! [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vipzf5d6rL8]]com/watch?v=Vipzf5d6rL8 His 100 Subscriber Special!]]



** [[GameGrumps Jon and Arin]] fighting over what to call the mystical beast.

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** [[GameGrumps [[WebVideo/GameGrumps Jon and Arin]] fighting over what to call the mystical beast.



** The Grinch tries to nuke Norway, the the missiles turn out to be duds.

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** The Grinch tries to nuke Norway, the butt the missiles turn out to be duds.
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-->'''Squidward:''' Attention everyone, run for your lives! JEWS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD! ''(beat)'' ''OUR'' WORLD!

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-->'''Squidward:''' --->'''Squidward:''' Attention everyone, run for your lives! JEWS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD! ''(beat)'' ''OUR'' WORLD!
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'''Knuckles:''' Sonic is alive!\\

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'''Knuckles:''' [[InstantlyProvenWrong Sonic is alive!\\alive!]]\\
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg48GG0t46Q Donald Biden vs. Joe Trump AGAIN"

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* [[https://www.*[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg48GG0t46Q Donald Biden vs. Joe Trump AGAIN"AGAIN]]

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to:

*[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg48GG0t46Q Donald Biden vs. Joe Trump AGAIN"
** "The debate commission will then turn off their microphone for no reason only when it is their turn to answer."


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** ''Yan farts.'' "I can smell it!"
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'''[[WesternAnimation/{{Madagascar}} Skipper]]:''' Well, this sucks!]]

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'''[[WesternAnimation/{{Madagascar}} Skipper]]:''' Well, this sucks!]]
sucks!
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'''[[WesternAnimation/{{Madagascar}} Well, this sucks!]]

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'''[[WesternAnimation/{{Madagascar}} Skipper]]:''' Well, this sucks!]]

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[[AC:[=MrPoopMeister=] (Retired)]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qt3mV93I-Og Caillou has no friends]]:
** The opening:
--->'''Grandma''': What's the matter, kids?\\
'''Girl''': [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy I have AIDS.]]

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\n[[AC:[=MrPoopMeister=] (Retired)]]\n* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qt3mV93I-Og Caillou ** Dr. Eggman getting interrupted by Cubot cleaning one of his glass tubes.
--->'''Dr. Eggman:''' Sonic. [[FoeYay How I love him.]] And all of that loathing
has no friends]]:
** The opening:
--->'''Grandma''': What's
been focused into this invi--\\
(''gets interrupted by Cubot's wiping; Eggman pauses for a bit, then continues once
the matter, kids?\\
'''Girl''': [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy I have AIDS.]]
wiping stops'')\\
'''Eggman:''' ...vincible instrument--\\
(''Cubot keeps wiping'')\\
'''Eggman:''' [[BigShutUp SHUT UUUUUUUU--]]


Added DiffLines:

--->'''Eggman:''' You know what's better than an ambush?\\
'''Tails:''' An ambush with ice cream? (''winks as ''Series/ThePriceIsRight'' music and fanfare play'')\\
'''Eggman:''' (''[[LamePunReaction shoots Tails in the head]]'')\\
'''Sonic:''' [[BigNo TAILS, NO!]]\\
'''[[DownerEnding With Tails defeated, Eggman quickly took over.]]'''\\
'''[[WesternAnimation/{{Madagascar}} Well, this sucks!]]

[[AC:[=MrPoopMeister=] (Retired)]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qt3mV93I-Og Caillou has no friends]]:
** The opening:
--->'''Grandma''': What's the matter, kids?\\
'''Girl''': [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy I have AIDS.]]
** This:
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[[AC:Mr. Pasquale]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVQQP5OMxd4 Double Boost.mov]]:
** The entire Fist Bump segment:
--->''Together, '''''[[SensoryAbuse WE CAN SHOW THE WORLD WHAT WE CAN DO]]'''''\\
You are fucking me and I'm fucking juice\\
Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-oooooone\\
Wow\\
No one's gonna give a shit\\
Into each other we put our dicks\\
United States\\
What the fuck?'' (''as it zooms in on the [[CharacterCustomization Avatar]]'')
** And then shortly after:
--->'''Amy:''' I still dream that Sonic is with us. Do you think he might be--\\
'''Silver:''' Sonic is gone, Amy. And Tails is--\\
'''Knuckles:''' Sonic is alive!\\
'''Silver:''' '''[[ThatLiarLies DOES ANYONE BUT YOU BELIEVE YOUR LIES?!?]]'''\\
'''Charmy:''' (''examines the Avatar'') Hmm, doesn't look like much.\\
'''Knuckles:''' Neither do you, Charmy, [[AccidentalInnuendo but I still manage to find a use for your pointy butt!]]\\
'''WebVideo/{{Maxmoefoe}}:''' HEY, STOP! Why, oh--''why!?'' I just don't get it, I always catch you fuckers watching this sick shit! This is ''sickening!''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnmmKJu93QU Chronic Farces]]:
** The first joke involves [[Film/{{Transformers}} Glen Whitmann]] looking up Amy Rose Rule34, only to discover that [[PaedoHunt she's 12]]. Cue FBI raid.
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** Billy says the Suicide Jack will increase your car's insurance rates and put 88 points on your driver's license. "But you don't need that license shit, right? You'll be dead anyway!"
** "No, Carla. Be dead in just two minutes! Asshole!" ''(Billy then hits a truck)''

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** Billy says the "The Suicide Jack will in your car can dramatically increase your car's insurance rates and put car insurance, including 88 points on your driver's driving license. "But But you don't need that license shit, right? You'll be dead anyway!"
** "No, Carla. Be dead in just two minutes! And see you in hell! Asshole!" ''(Billy then hits a truck)''
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[[AC:MikaelDoral]]

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[[AC:MikaelDoral]][[AC:[=MikaelDoral=]]]
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[[AC:MikaelDoral]]
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m1jIK_Ec5Q BILLY MAYS SUICIDE JACK]]'':
** Billy Mays pronouncing suicide as "surryside".
** "Suicide isn't safe and in some states it's even illegal."
** "The Suicide Jack transmits X-rays through the speakers of your car. Instead of hearing the other person, you die in your car."
** A customer drops her phone as the Suicide Jack activates. It then cuts to her car running a red light and getting hit by a truck.
** Billy says the Suicide Jack will increase your car's insurance rates and put 88 points on your driver's license. "But you don't need that license shit, right? You'll be dead anyway!"
** "No, Carla. Be dead in just two minutes! Asshole!" ''(Billy then hits a truck)''
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** "You know what they charge you at the ice cream stores? [[ShareTheMalePain A testicle for toppings at the ice cream store]].

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** "You know what they charge you at the ice cream stores? [[ShareTheMalePain A testicle for toppings at the ice cream store]]."

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** "This thing, my nuts, looks boring. [[VulgarHumor Stop having a boring testicle, stop having a boring life.]] Add this nuts, put it here like this, [[CrossesTheLineTwice now you're gonna have, a nice testicle salad. Look at this.]] You're gonna have an exciting life now."

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** "This thing, my nuts, looks boring. [[VulgarHumor Stop having a boring testicle, stop having a boring life.]] Add this nuts, put it here like this, [[CrossesTheLineTwice now you're gonna have, a nice testicle salad. Look at this.]] You're gonna have an exciting life now."" (wink, wink)



** "If I can do it with my nuts, you guys can do it with your whole hand."
** "You know what they charge you at the ice cream stores? [[ShareTheMalePain A testicle for toppings at the ice cream store]].



** "[[GroinAttack Guys slap America's nuts all the time]]."



** Are you on your ass all day?"



** "[[ShapedLikeItself The balls, in balls of your ball.]] The balls breaks down, and [[NoodleIncident when Billy Mays occurs]], [[NoodleImplements the balls soaks up the Mays, and the Billy now ripples throughout Billy Mays' balls!]]"

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** "[[ShapedLikeItself The balls, in balls of your ball.]] The balls breaks down, and [[NoodleIncident when Billy Mays occurs]], [[NoodleImplements the balls soaks up the Mays, and the Billy now ripples throughout Billy Mays' balls!]]"balls!]] I use the shit and they don't work at all!"



** "Powered by the [[WaterIsAir water you breathe]], activated by the red wine that you and I drink!"

to:

** "Powered by the [[WaterIsAir water you breathe]], activated by the red wine that you and I drink!"drink! Sometimes, [[CensoredForComedy f***]]ing is the solution."




to:

** "I'm gonna run over my hand!" [[ViolenceDiscretionShot CRUNCH]] "[[BigOMG Oh my God!]]"
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** "God made all of the stars out of nothing. He just went "spppt!" and there they were."
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--> '''[[Film/HomeAlone Kevin]]''': "Bob, Larry just grabbed my my hairbrush with his butt".

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--> '''[[Film/HomeAlone Kevin]]''': "Bob, Larry just grabbed my my hairbrush with his butt".
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--> '''Kevin ''[[Film/HomeAlone]]''': "Bob, Larry just grabbed my my hairbrush with his butt".

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--> '''Kevin ''[[Film/HomeAlone]]''': '''[[Film/HomeAlone Kevin]]''': "Bob, Larry just grabbed my my hairbrush with his butt".
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** "And I'll bet what you hated the most was that they identified me as a co-founder of Fair Chicken, asshole, which I am! You better lawyer up, ''[[RunningGag chicken]]'', 'cause I'm not coming back for chicken; I'm coming back for ''your puffy asshole.''"

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** "And I'll bet what you hated the most was that they identified me as a co-founder of Fair Chicken, asshole, Chicken Asshole, which I am! You better lawyer up, ''[[RunningGag chicken]]'', 'cause I'm not coming back for chicken; I'm coming back for ''your puffy asshole.''"
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** Daniel tries to break the new recruits' Cobra Kai conditioning by revealing that they think [[Creator/GordonRamsay pineapple pizza is a mistake]]. Cue the students screaming in horror. Look closely, and three of the students have [[Film/{{Elf}} Buddy]], [[Film/TheLordOfTheRingsTheFellowshipOfTheRing Frodo Baggins]] and [[Film/SpiderMan2 Peter]] eliciting [[BigNo big "NO"s]]. Samantha [=LaRusso=] only has the [[MemeticMutation "Sad]] Creator/BenAffleck [[MemeticMutation expression]]. [[TheStoic And Chris, on the other hand, doesn't even react.]]

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** Daniel tries to break the new recruits' Cobra Kai conditioning by revealing that they think [[Creator/GordonRamsay pineapple pizza is a mistake]]. Cue the students screaming in horror. Look closely, and three of the students have [[Film/{{Elf}} Buddy]], [[Film/TheLordOfTheRingsTheFellowshipOfTheRing Frodo Baggins]] and [[Film/SpiderMan2 Peter]] eliciting [[BigNo big "NO"s]]. Samantha [=LaRusso=] only has the [[MemeticMutation "Sad]] Creator/BenAffleck [[MemeticMutation expression]].expression"]]. [[TheStoic And Chris, on the other hand, doesn't even react.]]
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** Miguel's PreMortemOneLiner to Kyler about his ''"lame-ass Karate"'' being Cobra Kai karate is accompanied by [[Series/CSIMiami sunglasses and the]] [[MemeticMutation "YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" sound effect.]] It's even funner when that scream starts immediately after Miguel punches Kyler in the face.

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** Miguel's Miguel Diaz's PreMortemOneLiner to Kyler about his ''"lame-ass Karate"'' being Cobra Kai karate is accompanied by [[Series/CSIMiami sunglasses and the]] [[MemeticMutation "YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" sound effect.]] It's even funner when that scream starts immediately after Miguel punches Kyler in the face.



'''[[Series/CobraKai Daniel:]]''' But you're never gonna find balance that way. But you don't have to go down that path. Do you understand?\\

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'''[[Series/CobraKai Daniel:]]''' Daniel LaRusso:]]''' But you're never gonna find balance that way. But you don't have to go down that path. Do you understand?\\



** Daniel tries to break the new recruits' Cobra Kai conditioning by revealing that they think [[Creator/GordonRamsay pineapple pizza is a mistake]]. Cue everyone screaming in horror. Look closely, and three of the students have [[Film/{{Elf}} Buddy]], [[Film/TheLordOfTheRingsTheFellowshipOfTheRing Frodo Baggins]] and [[Film/SpiderMan2 Peter]] eliciting [[BigNo big "NO"s]]. [[TheStoic Chris, on the other hand, doesn't even react.]]

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** Daniel tries to break the new recruits' Cobra Kai conditioning by revealing that they think [[Creator/GordonRamsay pineapple pizza is a mistake]]. Cue everyone the students screaming in horror. Look closely, and three of the students have [[Film/{{Elf}} Buddy]], [[Film/TheLordOfTheRingsTheFellowshipOfTheRing Frodo Baggins]] and [[Film/SpiderMan2 Peter]] eliciting [[BigNo big "NO"s]]. Samantha [=LaRusso=] only has the [[MemeticMutation "Sad]] Creator/BenAffleck [[MemeticMutation expression]]. [[TheStoic And Chris, on the other hand, doesn't even react.]]
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** Daniel tries to convince his students that [[Creator/GordonRamsay pineapple pizza is a mistake]]. Cue everyone screaming in horror. Look closely, and three of the students have [[Film/{{Elf}} Buddy]], [[Film/TheLordOfTheRingsTheFellowshipOfTheRing Frodo Baggins]] and [[Film/SpiderMan2 Peter]] eliciting [[BigNo big "NO"s]]. [[TheStoic Chris, on the other hand, doesn't even react.]]

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** Daniel tries to convince his students break the new recruits' Cobra Kai conditioning by revealing that they think [[Creator/GordonRamsay pineapple pizza is a mistake]]. Cue everyone screaming in horror. Look closely, and three of the students have [[Film/{{Elf}} Buddy]], [[Film/TheLordOfTheRingsTheFellowshipOfTheRing Frodo Baggins]] and [[Film/SpiderMan2 Peter]] eliciting [[BigNo big "NO"s]]. [[TheStoic Chris, on the other hand, doesn't even react.]]
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** Mr. Han thanks Dre for teaching him an important lesson: ''[[HardTruthsAesop "Life will knock us down"]].

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** Mr. Han thanks Dre for teaching him an important lesson: ''[[HardTruthsAesop ''[[HardTruthAesop "Life will knock us down"]].down"]]''.

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[[AC:Parker Yoo]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzvPtf7ytYY Cobra Kai YTP - Into the karate-verse]]
** Miguel's PreMortemOneLiner to Kyler about his ''"lame-ass Karate"'' being Cobra Kai karate is accompanied by [[Series/CSIMiami sunglasses and the]] [[MemeticMutation "YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" sound effect.]] It's even funner when that scream starts immediately after Miguel punches Kyler in the face.
** [[Film/SpiderMan Peter Parker's web antics at the cafeteria]] cause him to fling his tray of food towards [[Film/TheKarateKid2010 Dre]]. While {{covered in gunge}}, Dre expresses his complaints to a nearby teacher.
--->'''Dre:''' He just slammed the tray all over me!\\
'''Peter:''' I miss the part where that's my problem.\\
'''Dre:''' Whatever he's saying, he's lying!
** Mr. Han thanks Dre for teaching him an important lesson: ''[[HardTruthsAesop "Life will knock us down"]].
** When Dre is knocked down by Cheng, a parody of the [[BigDamnHeroes "portals" scene]] from ''Film/AvengersEndgame'' occurs, where every single person from the ''Franchise/TheKarateKid'' films and ''Series/CobraKai'' series emerges. This gives Dre the strength to get up and assume a crane stance... [[AntiClimax but Cheng doesn't care and delivers a flying kick to Dre, sending him off the stadium]]. [[Film/SpiderMan2 J. Jonah Jameson]] [[MemeticMutation laughs when he sees this.]]
** The following exchange makes it even funnier.
--->'''Dre:''' [[{{Determinator}} You could choose whether or not to get back up.]] Well, I'm tryin' to get back up. And why won't you help me?\\
'''[[Series/CobraKai Daniel:]]''' But you're never gonna find balance that way. But you don't have to go down that path. Do you understand?\\
'''Dre:''' I'm still scared. I don't want to be scared anymore.\\
'''Daniel:''' [[KickTheDog Cool it with the]] [[RunningGag nerd shit, huh?]]\\
''[The camera zooms in towards [[ButtMonkey Dre's]] disappointed face, as [[Series/CurbYourEnthusiasm "Frolic"]] plays.]''
** Daniel tries to convince his students that [[Creator/GordonRamsay pineapple pizza is a mistake]]. Cue everyone screaming in horror. Look closely, and three of the students have [[Film/{{Elf}} Buddy]], [[Film/TheLordOfTheRingsTheFellowshipOfTheRing Frodo Baggins]] and [[Film/SpiderMan2 Peter]] eliciting [[BigNo big "NO"s]]. [[TheStoic Chris, on the other hand, doesn't even react.]]



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'''Gretchen:''' ''(gibberish)'' ...share diluted down to? \\

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'''Gretchen:''' ''(gibberish)'' ...[[SdrawkcabSpeech Saw tahw]] Peter Thiel's ownership share diluted down to? \\

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