History Funny / Wynncraft

----->'''Drale:''' ''I am talking to a cow. Again. Why is this where my life has taken me.''

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* During May of 2020, [[https://forums.wynncraft.com/threads/compilation-of-the-50-player-eo-party-and-introduction-to-wynnraiders.269224/ a community event]] was created for a single task: have '''[[ZergRush 50 players]]''' [[note]]An entire Wynncraft subserver[[/note]] storm Eldritch Outlook. The aftermath? Everyone in chat chanting [[EatenAlive "VORE"]] until they all got muted, the server lagging like nobody has ever seen before, the deaths of several players and the server crashing as everyone entered the arena.

---> '''Salted:''' everyone here is banned

** You rewards for finishing the quest: some experience and ''[[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/screenshot_2022_06_11_193435.jpg the artwork in question]]''. Most people can agree that art is very subjective, yet a merchant at Letvus Airbase will buy this off you for ''3 Liquid Emeralds''.

*** The teacher of the third class if you chose Magical Species notes that most of the species in Wynncraft have magic potential. He notes that the Villagers have high magic potency but it often goes unrealized out of sheer laziness. [[FridgeBrilliance Who was the kid that got you into this]]?
*** The teacher also brings up how nobody ever pays attention during the class.

* ''Master Piece'' has you help an artist create one of his next pieces of art, specifically finding legendary creatures for inspiration. He knows their locations, but has one disability, which somehow makes his profession and knowledge of knowing where the creatures are extremely questionable.

*** In the context of the story, [[PaperThinDisguise you are a human adult who is twice the size of a child that is a different race and the captain sees no issue with it]]. In the context of the [[VirtualPaperDoll skin]] the player is using, the captain will think there is nothing suspicious that the one-block high villager is the same exact person as the female, BeastMan / EldritchAbomination that looks like it came from another genre entirely decked out in heavy armor standing in front of him. Sure the captain (and the entire academy) knows you aren't actually Seasum but the fact that he doesn't bat an eye to this almost makes it feel like he FailedASpotCheck [[ExaggeratedTrope very hard]].

---> That was incorrect, despite the fact that the last letter was obviously R... It looks like you need to start over again.

* Just the sheer fact that Gawrick's TeleportationMisfire in ''Fallen Delivery'' sends you to Detlas, Grookwarts and ''[[NewWorldTease The Silent Expanse]]''. While he does accidently send you to the roof of his house and the Caritat Manor in the Dark Forest, he somehow manage to misfire the player from what is supposed to be a short walk to the Letvus Airbase to sending them to places that are across the ocean, hidden by magic and sealed off for countless ages and requires a hidden element to even let anyone enter, respectively.

*** How does the player get off the mountain? A villager wearing a freaking ''[[HatOfFlight Helicopter Hat]]'' flies over to you and flies you to the bottom of the mountain.

*** The player is bared from using their weapons or spells during the fight... but can do damage using their fists. This creates the surreal image of the player running around the arena punching everything in sight.

** Right after Ranol throws the player into the cow pen, the latter can interact with another cow who asks for a password. The player can respond by asking what they mean by a password, [[RunningGag moo]], or to make up a string of words expecting to get results.

* Since the quest is accessible regardless of date, you have this line when starting ''Craftmas Chaos'' in early June.
-->'''Tom:''' I can't really explain why or how I know, but you are destined to help us, so I implore you hear my tale. Santa is a real man who delivers presents all over the three provinces.

*** One villager even calls the player out for entering their house to talk to them.

** The fact that the guard is lured away from his post with a single apple that he eats in one bite. The guard stays in that spot and even looks upwards believing that more apples will fall out of the sky if he waits.

** The last task has you help an engineer build a time machine. The Time '''Bomb''' promptly explodes while you're standing on it while you try and figure out how it works.

*** There's also the fact that the player can try hitting the Canary, something that isn't real, with their bare hands.

*** Then there's the Canary realizing the player found a way to kill it. Again, the Canary is not real and it knows this.

** [[BreakingTheFourthWall The Canary commenting on the player's professions if they are all low leveled]] as part of a poem it made up.

*** Keep choosing to moo to Drale whenever you get the chance and you'll get this gem:

** Even better, the Seaskipper Captain gives you Wynnter's Wine if you invite him to the ''2021 Wynnter Festival'' and the player can use it an infinite amount of times. Why go to a bar and order drinks when you can have the entire bar in your hand?

** Seluc is trapped on a cliffside with no way to get down. When he sees the player who was tasked to help him by the Banitsu Monks, he walks over to the edge asking the player to get one of the Monks to help him... [[TemptingFate right as a prompt telling the player to push him appears above his head]].

** Seluc stating that he came to the Canyon of the Lost for the view and expresses that that at least can't be ruined. Cue an earthquake that throws him into the farm below him where he gets half submerged in the ground.

*** If the player does say that Seluc is being honest, you get rewarded for retrieving Seluc's coat, which he says he was freezing without. Despite coats being meant to protect people from freezing, the description for Seluc's coat says that it doesn't seem to protect against the cold all that much.

--->'''Canary:''' Liked the dance party? Those moves were so utterly terrible, I may as well dub them 'The (your playername)'.
*** The player is bared from using their weapons or spells during the fight... but can do damage using their fists. This creates a surreal image of the player running around the arena punching everything in sight with their fists.

*** Everytime the player responds to him by saying 'Bread' he will pick up from where you left off. That 99 wasn't a joke, [[FlatCharacter he actually does talk about bread for]] ''[[FlatCharacter 99]]'' [[FlatCharacter boxes of text]]. There's a reason why we can't put all of his text on here without [[WallOfText overflowing]] the entire page with his dialogue.

** There is a rare mob that can spawn in the area that is literally a moai head. [[SchmuckBait Deal even one bit of damage to it if you dare]].

--> '''Old Man Martyn:''' You died in the past. Multiple times.\\

--> '''Caissop:''' ...I am...blind.

----> '''Teacher:''' N-now, who's n-next? And... i-is it really cold in here for all of you, too? Or, is it j-just me?

----> '''Teacher:''' Class absolutely dismissed. We've got to cancel this class...it's far too dangerous for the students...

----> '''Teacher:''' Don't be a Slykaar, kiddos. He asked for human sacrifices, but he lived in a jungle, man! Like, what the hey! He coulda done anything alse!

--> After whatever that was, nothing could possibly surprise you.

--> '''1.''' Xoeinbor.\\

--> It's a small fireplace.\\

--> Pick what's obviously the fourth letter of the passcode:\\

----> '''Runo:''' ...You poor soul. Go buy one. Unless you're one of those guys who owns those flying land bits.

---> Since when do Beetles talk...

--> '''Gert Guard:''' ... hello.\\

----> '''Olon:''' I'm going to be honest. What exactly are we doing here?\\

--> '''Private Tylas:''' He wants me to dance with the other privates to greet visitors! We don't even ALLOW visitors normally.

---> '''Private:''' So excited to start my new job here! I don't understand why diving in to a pond is a part of the inauguration though.

----> '''Seluc:''' When I said you were reckless, I was hoping that maybe you'd keep that side of yourself away from other people.

---> '''Seluc:''' NO ONE TELLS ME ANYTHING! The brochure didn't mention earthquakes, YOU didn't tell me either, but what was I expecting from a human anyways?!

--> '''Coal Miner 1:''' Early dismissal?\\

---> '''Canary:''' Liked the dance party? Those moves were so utterly terrible, I may as well dub them 'The (your playername)'.

----> '''Canary:''' That tickles.

----> [[BossArenaIdiocy Okay, who even put those there in the first place.]]\\

---> '''Thesead Miner:''' No way! I actually did it! I saved their life!\\

---> '''Suspicous Cow:''' Password?\\

----> '''Drale:''' Uh... What are you doing here, exactly...?\\

-----> '''Drale:''' ''I am talking to a cow. Again. Why is this where my life has taken me.''

----> '''Drale:''' Anything interesting going on in your life?\\

---> '''(Entering the dining hall):''' IF I HAD BOUGHT ANY WHEAT THIS MORNING, I'D OFFER A BISCUIT AS CONSOLATION FOR DYING.\\

---> '''Death:''' THIS IS MY OFFICE. GUESS WHAT I DO HERE. HUH? I DIE OF BOREDOM.\\

----> '''Question:''' What is the prize for answering correctly?\\

---> '''Death:''' WELL, I SEE YOU ARE LEAVING. IT WAS NICE TO HAVE YOU BACK AGAIN, I DO ENJOY YOUR VISITS. TO RISE BACK TO LIFE, YOU MUST DEFEAT THE ONE WHO BROUGHT YOU TO MY HANDS. YOU'VE MANAGED IT BEFORE SO I CAN'T SEE WHY YOU CAN'T MANAGE IT AGAIN. AFTERALL, YOU MANAGE TO KEEP DYING...OR YOU KNOW, DON'T. I DO ENJOY HAVING A LITTLE COLOUR AROUND THE MANSION.

---> '''Skyraider Guard:''' Another contestant, eh? That outfit looks a bit funny on ye, but I'll let yer in.

---> '''Trials Overseer:''' I am pleased to introduce our 734th '''[[gold:Skyraider Queen]]'''. Fer the sake of our people, let her reign last more than two weeks.

---> '''Zhight Island:''' WAIT, YOU'RE ACTUALLY FALLING FOR THIS STUFF? SERIOUSLY?! IT'S CLEARLY JUST A BUNCH OF SEEDS PAINTED GOLD, ARE YOU QUITE LITERALLY BLIND?\\

---> '''Talking Mushroom:''' PRICK.

--> '''(Entering the Dungeon):''' ARE YOU INCAPABLE OF READING THE SIGN ON THE DOOR? THE FACTORY IS CLOSED. WE ARE NOT ACCEPTING VISITORS FOR TOURS RIGHT NOW.

---> '''Antikythera Supercomputer:''' AND THIS IS WHY I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH ANYTHING. HOW MANY ROBOTS DID YOU NEED TO BREAK TO MANAGE THAT? YOU HUMANS ARE GOING TO RUIN THIS BUSINESS. CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY THAT THERE WERE NO HUMAN WORKERS PRESENT. OTHERWISE, YOU MOST CERTAINLY WOULD NOT HAVE WON THAT LAWSUIT.

---> '''Antikythera Supercomputer:''' SINCE YOU SEEM TO BE INSISTENT ON STAYING, PERHAPS YOU WOULD BE INTERESTED IN TAKING A LOOK AT SOME OF THE MACHINERY CLOSE UP. PERSONALLY, I FIND THE BEST VIEW IS FROM WITHIN THE WORKING PARTS. SO GO AHEAD - DON'T WORRY ABOUT MAKING A MESS, THE FACTORY'S CLEANING BOTS HAVE HAD PLENTY OF EXPERIENCE WASHING OUT RED STAINS.

---> '''Antikythera Supercomputer:''' THERE'S SOMETHING VERY AMUSING ABOUT WATCHING YOU SCURRY AROUND IN HOPES OF ACHIEVING SOMETHING.

---> '''Antikythera Supercomputer:''' I HATE YOU. SO MUCH.

---> '''Antikythera Supercomputer:''' GOOD WORK. BRILLIANT. I SHOULD PUT A TRAP AT THE FRONT OF THE FACTORY THAT IS NOTHING BUT A MASHY SPIKE PLATE ABOVE A SHINY BUTTON, IT WOULD SURELY KILL ANY HUMAN WHO COMES IN. PLEASE WAIT THERE FOR A REGISTERED REPAIR PERSON OR MAINTENANCE UNIT TO ARRIVE BEFORE YOU ATTEMPT TO RECKLESS CLIMB THE PARTS, AS YOU OBVIOUSLY ARE ABOUT TO.

---> '''Antikythera Supercomputer:''' IT WOULD BE A SIGH OF RELIEF TO ALL THOSE KIND RIGHTEOUS FOLKS. YOU'VE PROBABLY MADE ENEMIES OF CHARITY WORKERS OR SCIENTISTS OR DOCTORS OR ACTUAL IMPORTANT PEOPLE, UNLIKE YOURSELF.

---> '''Antikythera Supercomputer:''' IF THAT STILL ISN'T ENOUGH TO GET THE MESSAGE OF “I AM GOING TO KILL YOU” THROUGH YOUR SKULL, I'LL HAVE TO DEVOTE SERIOUS TIME TO LEARNING HOW TO COMMUNICATE WITH YOU.

---> '''Antikythera Supercomputer:''' HOW ABOUT INSTEAD YOU LAY DOWN UNDER AN EXPLOSIVE. THAT SEEMS LIKE A FAR PREFERABLE OPTION TO ME.

---> '''Antikythera Supercomputer:''' IF YOU DON'T GET THE JOKE, [[YouMonster YOU HUMORLESS MONSTER]], THE UNNEEDED WASTE IN THIS HYPOTHETICAL SCENARIO IS A METAPHOR FOR YOU.

----> '''The Eye:''' Do you think that you are my master?

---> Let's test the speed of this thing!\\

---> '''Nightmare Wybel:''' [[red:You deserved that.]]

---> ALL THE PEOPLE HERE HAVE NO PROTECTION... THEY'RE BASICALLY BEGGING TO BE KILLED. [[note]]Death says this when entering [[GreenHillZone Emerald Trail]], the area right outside of [[FirstTown Ragni]].[[/note]]\\

---> *squeak >:D*
** The ''Festival of the Heroes'' exclusive [[ChestMonster Mythic Mimic]] gets genuinely offended when you loot a chest in front of it.
---> '''Mythic Mimic:''' Busting open the tops of these chests, you folks have no manners!

---> '''Player:''' What are you doing?\\

---> '''Player:''' Favorite type of bread?\\

----> '''Player:''' Bread.\\

----> '''[[MeaningfulRename Bread Enthusiast]]:''' Let's continue! Have you ever seen a baker wearin' a fancy hat? Have you ever wondered how that corresponds to how well they bake bread compared to somethin' else?\\

*** Keep choosing to moo to Drale whenever you get the chance and you'll get this gem:

** The sheer fact that, despite the player being unable to jump while turned into a cow, [[AcceptableBreaksFromReality they are still able to climb a rope]]. The game [[LampshadeHanging acknowledges that being a cow is weird]].

** You find a book about the philosophical nature of all that exists... and immediately decide to put it back.

*** There is a couple named Qunit and Ann. If you have the Talking Mushroom in your inventory, you can have it talk with them.
----> '''Talking Mushroom:''' HEY, IDIOT, WHYA ARE YOU- WOOAAHH, POOR PEOPLE! ALRIGHT, WHY ARE WE HERE?\\
'''Ann:''' Oh, a talking mushroom!! Qunit, [[DreamingOfThingsToCOme didn't you have a dream about one before]]?\\
'''Qunit:''' Yes, I did. It was very loud, and rude. I can't believe they're actually real!\\
'''Talking Mushroom:''' W-WHAT? ME? [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne NOT REAL]]?? OF COURSE WE'RE REAL! YOU NEVER SEEN A SPEAKING FUNGAL LIFEFORM LIKE ME BEFORE??\\
'''Ann:''' Of course not! You're and abomination of nature! Plants shouldn't talk!\\
'''Talking Mushroom:''' A-... ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THERE ARE PLENTY OF TALKING PLANTS!
*** If the player has completed ''Realm of Light IV - Finding the Light'' before this, the Talking Mushroom shit-talks Lari after the above. The fact that it can say this even if it wasn't there to see it brings to mind a weird image of the player telling the mushroom stories of their adventures.
-----> '''Talking Mushroom:''' LIKE THIS ONE TIME, ME AND THIS NUMBSKULL HERE MET A TALKING TREE! HE WAS ARGUING WITH AN UGLY ELF GIRL WITH PURPLE HAIR!!\\
'''Ann:''' Hey, be nice! That girl comes around here sometimes, and she's very sweet! Where are your manners?\\
'''Talking Mushroom:''' SHE'S A COWARD!! I HATE HER!! SHE DOESN'T EVEN APPROVE OF ME DEFEATING MY ENEMIES WITH MY SIX POWERFUL MUSHROOM ARMS! I MEAN, SERIOUSLY! EVEN THIS LUNATIC CAN APPRECIATE IT!\\
'''Qunit:''' Murdering other people is wrong, mushroom. I don't like your tone...\\
'''Talking Mushroom:''' WELL TOO BAD! I DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER! GET ME AWAY FROM THESE PEOPLE, HUMAN! FIND SOMEONE ELSE WHO WILL APPRECIATE MY MUSHROOM MAGICAL POWERS!

** You rewards for finishing the quest: some experience and the ''[[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/screenshot_2022_06_11_193435.jpg artwork in question]]''. Most people can agree that art is very subjective, yet a merchant at Letvus Airbase will buy this off you for ''3 Liquid Emeralds''.

*** The teacher also brings up that nobody ever pays attention during the class.
*** The Corruption class starts with the teacher [[TemptingFate informing the player how dangerous Corruption is]]. Within the next minute, he brings in an Enraged Undead that manages to escape the cage its in which causes him to immediately dismiss the class and tell everyone to leave the room, something the player doesn't do as they are busy killing the thing.

*** The Nature Magic teacher is a hippie. The way he speaks is a giveaway. But then he brings up equivalent exchange and tells the class to not be peaky about what life they take... but immediately says that a good shaman takes from plants and animals, not people.

* The fact that the server lets the player use a Potion of Drunkness which gives the player nausea. It's even [[LevelLockedLoot level-locked]] so the player can't use it until they're level 21.

** The Jofash Clairvoyant runs a [[FortuneTeller Fortune Telling]] service at the low cost of one Liquid Emerald. [[SnakeOilSalesman This is basically a way for him to rob you]] as your fortune will always be that you will lose one Liquid Emerald.

*** Alternatively, the player can claim they are a human and then respond by mooing right afterword.

** The boss. ''The boss''. As you approach the arena, the boss tells you a few times to not come any closer as you will have no chance at winning. When you enter the arena, a lengthy intro begins that culminates in several particle effects and explosions playing, along with an unavoidable attack that brings the player down to one point of health. The boss appears: '''Yahya - The Final Form''' at level [[Franchise/DragonBall 9001]] with a whopping 1000000000 health. You can try and fight him, but he can [[SuicideAttack self-destruct]] as one of his attacks and is incapable of being able to damage the player. Plus nothing is stopping you from [[ScrewThisImOutOfHere leaving the fight]] before he pulls off a single attack.

** The boss. ''The boss''. As you approach the arena, the boss tells you a few times to not come any closer as you will have no chance at winning. When you enter the arena, a lengthy intro begins that culminates in several particle effects and explosions playing, along with an unavoidable attack that brings the player down to one point of health. The boss appears: '''Yahya - The Final Form''' at level [[Franchise/DragonBall 9001]] with a whopping 1000000000 health. You can try and fight him, but he can [[SuicideAttack self-destruct]] as one of his attacks. Plus nothing is stopping you from [[ScrewThisImOutOfHere leaving the fight]] before he pulls off one attack.

** When you come to your senses, you wake up on a floor mat, being told that you leapt into the koi pond of the village. To you, you walked into the mouth of a giant frog in the pond because you were told to.

-----> '''Talking Mushroom:'''LIKE THIS ONE TIME, ME AND THIS NUMBSKULL HERE MET A TALKING TREE! HE WAS ARGUING WITH AN UGLY ELF GIRL WITH PURPLE HAIR!!\\

** The fact that the questgiver's name is Dodegar Bandysnoot.

* Just the sheer fact that Gawrick's TeleportationMisfire in ''Fallen Delivery'' sends you to Detlas, Grookwarts and ''[[NewWorldTease The Silent Expanse]]''. While he does accidently send you to the roof of his house and the Caritat Manor in the Dark Forest, he somehow manage to misfire the player from what is supposed to be a short walk to the Letvus Airbase to sending them to places that are across the ocean, hidden by magic and sealed off for countless ages and require a hidden element to even let anyone enter, respectively.

** The first creature you seek turns out to be a normal cow. The player decideds to scuff the details to Caissop to make it appeal to Caissop's fantasy better. In the end, the cow somehow resembles a Villager.

*** He also brings up that nobody ever pays attention during the class.

*** One villager even calls the player out for entering their house to talk to them.

*** Another is literally just named '[[EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep Villager]]'. Her parents didn't do this because it was considered sacrilegious in the area. She then proposes that you call her Eua.

'''Gert Guard:'''Oh good, were you sent here to be my lunch?\\
The gert is looking at you hungrily... it might be best to leave the conversation?\\

That was... enlightening, but you didn't get into the farm.
** The fact that the guard is lured away from his post with a single apple that he eats in one bite. The guards stays in that spot and even looks upwards believing that more apples will fall out of the sky if he waits.

* Just the sheer fact that Gawrick's TeleportationMisfire in ''Fallen Delivery'' sends you to Detlas, Grookwarts and ''[[NewWorldTease The Silent Expanse]]''. While he does accidently send you to the roof of his house and the Caritat Manor in the Dark Forest, he somehow manage to misfire the player from what is supposed to be a short walk to the Letvus Airbase to sending them to places that are across the ocean, hidden by magic and sealed off for countless ages, which require the player to obtain a hidden element to even let them enter, respectively.

** Before that, when the player gathers enough information for themself and Olon, the latter asks where they should start. The player can suggest that they go and get a drink. [[StunnedSilence Olon reacts accordingly]] and asks if that would solve anything, but believes the player knows something he doesn't and agrees to meet at the potion merchant.

** At the entrance of the fort, there is a villager trying to pose as a scarecrow. His name even reads 'Scarcrow?'.

-----> '''Canary:''' That tickles.

'''Baab's Abandoned Mines:''' ...AND I THOUGHT SOME OF YOUR PREVIOUS LOONEY ADVENTURES HAD INDICATED YOU WERE A BUMBLING IDIOT, BUT YOU'VE REALLY OUTDONE YOURSELF... WHERE EVEN ARE WE?!\\

''' Ozoth's Gut:''' WHO KNEW THAT BEING [[EatenAlive EATEN ALIVE]] BY A FIRE-BREATHING DRAGON IS BETTER THAN BEING STUCK WITH YOU?\\

* The sheer fact that ''The Thanos Vaults'' boils down to finding a secret door so the player can go on a two minute minecart rollercoaster ride so they can fight a boss. It is even recommended that you take the minecart, but nothing is stopping you from following the tracks on foot.

** Antikythera's getting annoyed for for cleaning up after someone and proposing a scenario that involves using a furnace or incinerator to dispose waste and the waste in question is constantly running away from them.