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* The first time they met, Mordin cheerfully greeted Garrus with a needle in his hand and glad that he (Garrus) had woken up because, apparently, dermatological-pain-threshold-testing is ''less fun when the patient is unconscious''.
** Soon after that, he mentioned that in the past, he sometimes captured some Blood Packs to experience for fun but it not quite the same as the old days.
* Shepard bought some fishes and named a vicious eel ‘Miranda’, a puffer fish 'Jacob', a busted fin one named 'Joker' and a depressed-looking gecko ‘Thane’. She also gushed on how she and ‘Miranda’ going to be great friends.
* A blink-and-miss-it moment: When Miranda hailed for a cab after she couldn't find Shepard, the car came immediately (as in Shepard's word: 'never saw one pull up so fast')

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* The first time they met, Mordin cheerfully greeted Garrus with a needle in his hand and remarked on how glad that he (Garrus) had woken up because, apparently, dermatological-pain-threshold-testing is ''less fun when the patient is unconscious''.
** Soon after that, he mentioned that in the past, he sometimes captured some Blood Packs to experience Pack members for fun but it not quite the same as in the old days.
* Shepard bought buys some fishes fish and named names a vicious eel ‘Miranda’, a puffer fish 'Jacob', one with a busted fin one named 'Joker' and a depressed-looking gecko ‘Thane’. She also gushed on how she and ‘Miranda’ going to be great friends.
* A blink-and-miss-it moment: When Miranda hailed for hails a cab after she couldn't failing to find Shepard, the a car came pulls up immediately (as in (in Shepard's word: words: 'never saw one pull up so fast')
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* A blink-and-miss-it moment: When Miranda hailed for a cab after she couldn't find Shepard, the car came immediately (as in Shepard's word: 'never saw one pull up so fast')

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''‘I ride my soldiers hard and put them away wet, I can at least make sure they don't go to bed hungry.’''

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''‘I *''‘I ride my soldiers hard and put them away wet, I can at least make sure they don't go to bed hungry.’''’''
* Garrus pulled a StealthHiBye on Aria. Her reaction was priceless.



* Shepard bought some fishes and named a vicious eel ‘Miranda’, a puffer fish 'Jaco'b, a busted fin one named 'Joker' and a depressed-looking gecko ‘Thane’. She also gushed on how she and ‘Miranda’ going to be great friends.

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* Shepard bought some fishes and named a vicious eel ‘Miranda’, a puffer fish 'Jaco'b, 'Jacob', a busted fin one named 'Joker' and a depressed-looking gecko ‘Thane’. She also gushed on how she and ‘Miranda’ going to be great friends.
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As sad and dark as [[Fanfic/WeightlessMassEffect this story]] goes, there are still times it makes you chuckle.
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''‘I ride my soldiers hard and put them away wet, I can at least make sure they don't go to bed hungry.’''
* Mierin gushing over Garrus’s skills and Vortash’s comment ''"Try to quell your ladyboner, Mierin."'', ''"Fuck you and your four eyes, Vortash”''.
* The first time they met, Mordin cheerfully greeted Garrus with a needle in his hand and glad that he (Garrus) had woken up because, apparently, dermatological-pain-threshold-testing is ''less fun when the patient is unconscious''.
** Soon after that, he mentioned that in the past, he sometimes captured some Blood Packs to experience for fun but it not quite the same as the old days.
* Shepard bought some fishes and named a vicious eel ‘Miranda’, a puffer fish 'Jaco'b, a busted fin one named 'Joker' and a depressed-looking gecko ‘Thane’. She also gushed on how she and ‘Miranda’ going to be great friends.
* Multipurpose lubricant.

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