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*** To emphasize how much of a spoiler this guy is ([[spoiler:since he's the FinalBoss]]), Wambu pulls out a stop sign... only for his flames to set it on fire. The next time we see him, he's using the burning sign to roast a pizza.
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*** To emphasize how much of a spoiler this guy is ([[spoiler:since he's the FinalBoss]]), Wambu pulls out a stop sign... [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome only for his flames to set it on fire.fire]]. The next time we see him, he's using the burning sign to roast a pizza.
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---> '''Deer Lord''': I'm going to feed you to my children, little one... wait, where are you going?
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---> '''Deer '''Wambu, pretending to be the Deer Lord''': I'm going to feed you to my children, little one... wait, where are you going?going? Do you not want to be eaten by deer?
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---> '''Wambu talking over gameplay''': Yo dawg, heard you drowned, never lucky bro, sucks to suck. ''([[AttentionDeficitOohShiny Is that completely unremarkable door?!]])''
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---> '''Wambu talking over gameplay''': Yo dawg, heard you drowned, never lucky bro, sucks to suck. ''([[AttentionDeficitOohShiny Is ''[[AttentionDeficitOohShiny Oh, god, is that completely unremarkable door?!]])''door?!]]''
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---> '''Text overlay''': ''([[AttentionDeficitOohShiny I am literally just looking at walls.]])''
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---> '''Text overlay''': '''Wambu talking over gameplay''': Yo dawg, heard you drowned, never lucky bro, sucks to suck. ''([[AttentionDeficitOohShiny I am literally just looking at walls.]])''Is that completely unremarkable door?!]])''
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*** "You thought you were gonna smooch a pretty mermaid, but gotcha, [[MakesSenseInContext her teeth are actually piano keys]]!" ([[VisualNovel/DanganronpaV3KillingHarmony Kaede]] plays a short song on the Siren's teeth)
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*** "You thought you were gonna smooch a pretty mermaid, but gotcha, [[MakesSenseInContext her teeth are actually piano keys]]!" ([[VisualNovel/DanganronpaV3KillingHarmony Kaede]] plays a short song the lick on the Siren's teeth)
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*** Innards, ingest, [[{{Malaproper}} inchokin--]].
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*** Innards, ingest, [[{{Malaproper}} inchokin--]].inchoking--]] My language is fucking... broking.
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*** Cause Lord knows I have so much experience building a 1000 room mansion with a bunch of creatures designed to kill.
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*** "...Cause Lord knows I have so much experience building a 1000 room mansion with a bunch of creatures designed to kill."
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*** Does the name [[VideoGame/AmnesiaTheDarkDescent Kaernk]] ring any bells? ({{Beat}}, Wambu gets annoyed) Does the name Water Monster ring any bells-- ([[{{Pun}} Bell sound effects start playing]]) of course.
*** You thought you were gonna smooch a pretty mermaid, but gotcha, [[MakesSenseInContext her teeth are actually piano keys]]. ([[VisualNovel/DanganronpaV3KillingHarmony Kaede]] plays a short song on the Siren's teeth)
*** You thought you were gonna smooch a pretty mermaid, but gotcha, [[MakesSenseInContext her teeth are actually piano keys]]. ([[VisualNovel/DanganronpaV3KillingHarmony Kaede]] plays a short song on the Siren's teeth)
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*** Does "Does the name [[VideoGame/AmnesiaTheDarkDescent Kaernk]] ring any bells? ({{Beat}}, Wambu gets annoyed) Does the name Water Monster ring any bells-- ([[{{Pun}} Bell sound effects start playing]]) of course.course".
***You "You thought you were gonna smooch a pretty mermaid, but gotcha, [[MakesSenseInContext her teeth are actually piano keys]]. keys]]!" ([[VisualNovel/DanganronpaV3KillingHarmony Kaede]] plays a short song on the Siren's teeth)
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---> '''Wambu''': Some people find the 2D images scarier. [[TakeThat I'm not even gonna pretend to understand why.]] (A picture of 2D!Goop explodes)
---> '''Wambu''': (As an impression of a 2D chaser) You might think you're safe now, but just wait, soon the rest of my body will align with the z-axis and then you'll be ''fucked''.
---> '''Wambu''': (As an impression of a 2D chaser) You might think you're safe now, but just wait, soon the rest of my body will align with the z-axis and then you'll be ''fucked''.
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---> '''Wambu''': Some people find the 2D images scarier. [[TakeThat I'm not even gonna pretend to understand why.]] (A picture of 2D!Goop explodes)
It makes me feel like I'm being chased by concept art.
---> '''Wambu''': (As an impression of a 2D chaser) You might think you're safe now, but justwait, soon wait! Soon the rest of my body will align with the z-axis and then you'll be ''fucked''.''fucked''!
---> '''Wambu''': (As an impression of a 2D chaser) You might think you're safe now, but just
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*** Wambu's quiz on what he would order from the mansion's fast food restaurant.
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*** Wambu's quiz twist on what he would order from the mansion's fast food restaurant.a classic ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'' joke.
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*** Discussing the reference
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*** Discussing the referencereference:
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*** "I guess [Ben selling popular dolls and trinkets] flexed super hard on all the other business owners, so they threw his puppets in the river, causing Ben to jump in and never resurface" ([[BrickJoke Specimen 13 and her chainsaw pop up]])
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*** "I guess [Ben selling popular dolls and trinkets] flexed super hard on all the other business owners, so they threw his puppets in the river, causing Ben to jump in and never resurface" resurface." ([[BrickJoke Specimen 13 and her chainsaw pop up]])
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---> '''Wambu''': But let's be real, how was he ever gonna fool me, a guy who gets distracted by absolutely ''everything''.
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---> '''Wambu''': But let's be real, how was he ever gonna fool me, a guy who gets distracted by absolutely ''everything''. ''everything''?
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*** "That's right, I'll joke about the [[LOL69 numbering]] all I want, sex number is funny." ([[VisualPun as we see two Specimen 9s in a jar, one upside down]])
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*** "That's right, I'll joke about the [[LOL69 numbering]] all I want, this time, sex number is funny." ([[VisualPun as we see two Specimen 9s in a jar, one upside down]])
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*** To emphasize how much of a spoiler this guy is ([[spoiler since he's the FinalBoss]]), Wambu pulls out a stop sign... only for his flames to set it on fire. The next time we see him, he's using the burning sign to roast a pizza.
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*** To emphasize how much of a spoiler this guy is ([[spoiler since ([[spoiler:since he's the FinalBoss]]), Wambu pulls out a stop sign... only for his flames to set it on fire. The next time we see him, he's using the burning sign to roast a pizza.
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*** "That's right, I'll joke about the [[LOL69 numbering]] all I want, sex number is funny." ([[VisualPun as we see two Specimen 9s in a jar, one upside down)
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*** "That's right, I'll joke about the [[LOL69 numbering]] all I want, sex number is funny." ([[VisualPun as we see two Specimen 9s in a jar, one upside down)down]])
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*** [[Metaphorgotten The donut]] [[RunningGag analogy]]
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*** [[Metaphorgotten [[{{Metaphorgotten}} The donut]] [[RunningGag analogy]]
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*** "It was either gonna be all love, or me [[Angrish screaming angrily]] for two minutes while I pounded it into the dirt. [[VideoGame/LANoire I thankfully ended up in the camp where I didn't do that.]]
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*** "It was either gonna be all love, or me [[Angrish [[{{Angrish}} screaming angrily]] for two minutes while I pounded it into the dirt. [[VideoGame/LANoire I thankfully ended up in the camp where I didn't do that.]]
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*** "Whose submission is inevitable now?" "[[InsultBackfire Yours.]]" "[[Touche Eh, fair enough]]"
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*** "Whose submission is inevitable now?" "[[InsultBackfire Yours.]]" "[[Touche "[[{{Touche}} Eh, fair enough]]"
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---> '''Wambu''': (After predictably getting caught) [[KarmicNod Yeah, this feels like karma]].
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---> '''Wambu''': (After predictably getting caught) [[KarmicNod Yeah, this feels like karma]].karma]].
** ''The Taker''
*** To emphasize how much of a spoiler this guy is ([[spoiler since he's the FinalBoss]]), Wambu pulls out a stop sign... only for his flames to set it on fire. The next time we see him, he's using the burning sign to roast a pizza.
*** (Slurp) [[Creator/MichaelRosen Nice.]]
*** "That's right, I'll joke about the [[LOL69 numbering]] all I want, sex number is funny." ([[VisualPun as we see two Specimen 9s in a jar, one upside down)
*** Wambu shares a theory he had while playing the game that the cardboard cutouts would be the TrueFinalBoss.
*** During the whole segment, the Taker [[FunnyBackgroundEvent just messing around]] whenever Wambu's on screen, drinking from a coffee-shaped Specimen 1, reading a Creator/{{Nickelodeon}} magazine, playing Jenga with a copy of himself (with the same VisualPun as before), [[BreadEggsMilkSquick and telling Wambu about Unit 731]].
** ''Paranormal Structure''
*** Wambu's trying to figure out hiding.
---> '''Wambu''': Run and h... [[LastSecondWordSwap Hit it with your axe!]]
*** "Number 13: Smelly old man"
*** [[Metaphorgotten The donut]] [[RunningGag analogy]]
*** "I can smell you. ({{Beat}}) I'm so lonely."
*** While discussing how the location is [[GeniusLoci only pretending to be a mansion]]:
---> '''Wambu''': I bet those aren't even real Pepsi bottles... (Overlayed with a picture of a sepia-toned Advertising/{{Pepsiman}} with the quote "Drink Bepis")
** ''Bab''
*** [[InherentlyFunnyWords Bab]]
*** "That's right, even when I'm talking about a different game, VideoGame/SilentHill2 ''still'' gets on the list!"
*** "It was either gonna be all love, or me [[Angrish screaming angrily]] for two minutes while I pounded it into the dirt. [[VideoGame/LANoire I thankfully ended up in the camp where I didn't do that.]]
** ''Deer Lord''
*** Poking fun at the monster's extremely slow speed.
---> '''Deer Lord''': Why do you run, child?
---> '''Wambu''': (...)[[DeadpanSnarker Gee, I fucking wonder]].
---> '''Deer Lord''': I'm going to feed you to my children, little one... wait, where are you going?
*** "Whose submission is inevitable now?" "[[InsultBackfire Yours.]]" "[[Touche Eh, fair enough]]"
** ''Parasite''
*** The fakeout opening for the old version of specimen 10.
*** The various ways [[Literature/TheCatInTheHat The]] [[Film/TheThing1982 Thing]] is interpreted, including a dog with a goofy face... whose head gets put onto the "Thing" the specimen is based on.
*** Tiny Wambu riding the specimen's leech form.
** ''Wall Of Flesh''
*** "Please insert your own confused onomatopoeia."
*** "My eyes wander to the point where they're not even on my ''face'' half the time"
** ''The Taker''
*** To emphasize how much of a spoiler this guy is ([[spoiler since he's the FinalBoss]]), Wambu pulls out a stop sign... only for his flames to set it on fire. The next time we see him, he's using the burning sign to roast a pizza.
*** (Slurp) [[Creator/MichaelRosen Nice.]]
*** "That's right, I'll joke about the [[LOL69 numbering]] all I want, sex number is funny." ([[VisualPun as we see two Specimen 9s in a jar, one upside down)
*** Wambu shares a theory he had while playing the game that the cardboard cutouts would be the TrueFinalBoss.
*** During the whole segment, the Taker [[FunnyBackgroundEvent just messing around]] whenever Wambu's on screen, drinking from a coffee-shaped Specimen 1, reading a Creator/{{Nickelodeon}} magazine, playing Jenga with a copy of himself (with the same VisualPun as before), [[BreadEggsMilkSquick and telling Wambu about Unit 731]].
** ''Paranormal Structure''
*** Wambu's trying to figure out hiding.
---> '''Wambu''': Run and h... [[LastSecondWordSwap Hit it with your axe!]]
*** "Number 13: Smelly old man"
*** [[Metaphorgotten The donut]] [[RunningGag analogy]]
*** "I can smell you. ({{Beat}}) I'm so lonely."
*** While discussing how the location is [[GeniusLoci only pretending to be a mansion]]:
---> '''Wambu''': I bet those aren't even real Pepsi bottles... (Overlayed with a picture of a sepia-toned Advertising/{{Pepsiman}} with the quote "Drink Bepis")
** ''Bab''
*** [[InherentlyFunnyWords Bab]]
*** "That's right, even when I'm talking about a different game, VideoGame/SilentHill2 ''still'' gets on the list!"
*** "It was either gonna be all love, or me [[Angrish screaming angrily]] for two minutes while I pounded it into the dirt. [[VideoGame/LANoire I thankfully ended up in the camp where I didn't do that.]]
** ''Deer Lord''
*** Poking fun at the monster's extremely slow speed.
---> '''Deer Lord''': Why do you run, child?
---> '''Wambu''': (...)[[DeadpanSnarker Gee, I fucking wonder]].
---> '''Deer Lord''': I'm going to feed you to my children, little one... wait, where are you going?
*** "Whose submission is inevitable now?" "[[InsultBackfire Yours.]]" "[[Touche Eh, fair enough]]"
** ''Parasite''
*** The fakeout opening for the old version of specimen 10.
*** The various ways [[Literature/TheCatInTheHat The]] [[Film/TheThing1982 Thing]] is interpreted, including a dog with a goofy face... whose head gets put onto the "Thing" the specimen is based on.
*** Tiny Wambu riding the specimen's leech form.
** ''Wall Of Flesh''
*** "Please insert your own confused onomatopoeia."
*** "My eyes wander to the point where they're not even on my ''face'' half the time"
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---> '''Wambu''': (After predictably getting caught) "[[KarmicNod Yeah, this feels like karma]]."
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---> '''Wambu''': (After predictably getting caught) "[[KarmicNod [[KarmicNod Yeah, this feels like karma]]."
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---> '''Text overlay''': ''([[AttentionDeficitOohShiny I am literally just looking at walls.]])''
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---> '''Text overlay''': ''([[AttentionDeficitOohShiny I am literally just looking at walls.]])'']])''
---> '''Wambu''': (After predictably getting caught) "[[KarmicNod Yeah, this feels like karma]]."
---> '''Wambu''': (After predictably getting caught) "[[KarmicNod Yeah, this feels like karma]]."
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---> '''Wambu''': Look, I wasn't super fond of [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Jabu Jabu's belly]] either, (Cut to the Siren using a [[ChainsawGood chainsaw]] on the walls of the aforementioned location.) but that's just fucking excessive.
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---> '''Wambu''': Look, I wasn't super fond of [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Jabu Jabu's belly]] either, (Cut to the Siren using a [[ChainsawGood chainsaw]] on the walls of the aforementioned location.) but that's just fucking excessive.excessive, bruh.
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtRl405SoUc Spooky's Jump Scare Mansion Specimens Ranked]]
** Intro
*** The ''first line'' of the video
---> '''Wambu''': It's me, the psychological manifestation of countdown creator Wambu, projected from your own internal demons. ({{Beat}} as the music gets louder and louder before cutting out) [[MoodWhiplash Hewwo]]!
*** The last of the qualifications Wambu uses to ranked the specimens.
---> '''Wambu''': Do they have a nice place for chill hangs where I can sit down and eat ''one'' twizzler?
** ''Goop''
*** Describing the first encounter with the monster:
---> '''Wambu''': ...but someone left a big-ol' puddle of High-C Echo-Cooler on the floor, and I guess they didn't have a mop, or paper towels, or a dog.
*** Innards, ingest, [[{{Malaproper}} inchokin--]].
** ''Siren''
*** Cause Lord knows I have so much experience building a 1000 room mansion with a bunch of creatures designed to kill.
*** Discussing the Siren's tendency to eat whales from the inside.
---> '''Wambu''': Look, I wasn't super fond of [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Jabu Jabu's belly]] either, (Cut to the Siren using a [[ChainsawGood chainsaw]] on the walls of the aforementioned location.) but that's just fucking excessive.
*** Does the name [[VideoGame/AmnesiaTheDarkDescent Kaernk]] ring any bells? ({{Beat}}, Wambu gets annoyed) Does the name Water Monster ring any bells-- ([[{{Pun}} Bell sound effects start playing]]) of course.
*** You thought you were gonna smooch a pretty mermaid, but gotcha, [[MakesSenseInContext her teeth are actually piano keys]]. ([[VisualNovel/DanganronpaV3KillingHarmony Kaede]] plays a short song on the Siren's teeth)
*** ''Every Siren picture on Google has nipples, I'm gonna sh!t''
** ''Subject 5''
*** Wambu's opinion on the original version's 2D chasers.
---> '''Wambu''': Some people find the 2D images scarier. [[TakeThat I'm not even gonna pretend to understand why.]] (A picture of 2D!Goop explodes)
---> '''Wambu''': (As an impression of a 2D chaser) You might think you're safe now, but just wait, soon the rest of my body will align with the z-axis and then you'll be ''fucked''.
** ''Ringu''
*** Wambu's struggles with reading the notes in a BlackoutBasement level.
*** Describing her kill method.
---> '''Wambu''': There's this cool bit of animation where she opens her jaw more the closer she gets to you, which is fitting considering her method of killing [[SuddenlyShouting IS FUCKING]] [[SwallowedWhole VOR--]] [[LastSecondWordSwap is consumption.]] She eats you.
*** Transitioning to the next entry
---> '''Wambu''': [[RhymesOnADime So no hate, my ass got ate, for a while it was great, hopefully you can relate]], and now we move on to number [[SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion NINE]]!
** ''Food Demon''
*** Wambu's quiz on what he would order from the mansion's fast food restaurant.
---> '''Wambu''': Do you think I'm gonna order:
---> ''A'': A sofa
---> ''B'': An expensive haircut
---> or ''C'': A DEMON! AN ACTUAL FUCKING DEMON!!! AHHHH!!!!!
---> '''Wambu''': I'd like one sofa, please. (Food Demon appears) [[CasualDangerDialogue Ah, never mind, service here fucking sucks.]]
*** If any of you make a joke about [9/11], I'm gonna fucking delete your comment.
** ''Cardboard Cutouts''
*** If things get... really quiet... and all of a sudden, there's a thing, with a noise ([[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx2LXzM-Q2A A clip from this video starts playing]])
** ''Ben The Merchant''
*** Discussing the reference
---> '''Wambu''': Those horror stories that get posted on the internet. A [[{{Creepypasta}} scary spaghetti]].
---> ''A picture of a plate of spaghetti decorated to look like a monsters face appears with Ben as a chef wearing an apron that reads "I'll feed all you fuckers" next to it''.
*** Wambu describes Ben as the first specimen to "throw a wrench into the works", demonstrated by Ben throwing a wrench at the mansion and [[MadeOfExplodium causing it to explode]].
*** "Cause this guy isn't just a man, he's a [[FanNickname Pea]][[VideoGame/SCPContainmentBreach nut]]."
*** Continuing the joke, the nutritional facts for an SCP-173 brand of peanut butter.
---> 173 calories!
---> Not recommended for people with [[NeckSnap necks]]!
*** "I guess [Ben selling popular dolls and trinkets] flexed super hard on all the other business owners, so they threw his puppets in the river, causing Ben to jump in and never resurface" ([[BrickJoke Specimen 13 and her chainsaw pop up]])
*** TemptingFate
---> '''Wambu''': But let's be real, how was he ever gonna fool me, a guy who gets distracted by absolutely ''everything''.
---> '''Text overlay''': ''([[AttentionDeficitOohShiny I am literally just looking at walls.]])''
** Intro
*** The ''first line'' of the video
---> '''Wambu''': It's me, the psychological manifestation of countdown creator Wambu, projected from your own internal demons. ({{Beat}} as the music gets louder and louder before cutting out) [[MoodWhiplash Hewwo]]!
*** The last of the qualifications Wambu uses to ranked the specimens.
---> '''Wambu''': Do they have a nice place for chill hangs where I can sit down and eat ''one'' twizzler?
** ''Goop''
*** Describing the first encounter with the monster:
---> '''Wambu''': ...but someone left a big-ol' puddle of High-C Echo-Cooler on the floor, and I guess they didn't have a mop, or paper towels, or a dog.
*** Innards, ingest, [[{{Malaproper}} inchokin--]].
** ''Siren''
*** Cause Lord knows I have so much experience building a 1000 room mansion with a bunch of creatures designed to kill.
*** Discussing the Siren's tendency to eat whales from the inside.
---> '''Wambu''': Look, I wasn't super fond of [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Jabu Jabu's belly]] either, (Cut to the Siren using a [[ChainsawGood chainsaw]] on the walls of the aforementioned location.) but that's just fucking excessive.
*** Does the name [[VideoGame/AmnesiaTheDarkDescent Kaernk]] ring any bells? ({{Beat}}, Wambu gets annoyed) Does the name Water Monster ring any bells-- ([[{{Pun}} Bell sound effects start playing]]) of course.
*** You thought you were gonna smooch a pretty mermaid, but gotcha, [[MakesSenseInContext her teeth are actually piano keys]]. ([[VisualNovel/DanganronpaV3KillingHarmony Kaede]] plays a short song on the Siren's teeth)
*** ''Every Siren picture on Google has nipples, I'm gonna sh!t''
** ''Subject 5''
*** Wambu's opinion on the original version's 2D chasers.
---> '''Wambu''': Some people find the 2D images scarier. [[TakeThat I'm not even gonna pretend to understand why.]] (A picture of 2D!Goop explodes)
---> '''Wambu''': (As an impression of a 2D chaser) You might think you're safe now, but just wait, soon the rest of my body will align with the z-axis and then you'll be ''fucked''.
** ''Ringu''
*** Wambu's struggles with reading the notes in a BlackoutBasement level.
*** Describing her kill method.
---> '''Wambu''': There's this cool bit of animation where she opens her jaw more the closer she gets to you, which is fitting considering her method of killing [[SuddenlyShouting IS FUCKING]] [[SwallowedWhole VOR--]] [[LastSecondWordSwap is consumption.]] She eats you.
*** Transitioning to the next entry
---> '''Wambu''': [[RhymesOnADime So no hate, my ass got ate, for a while it was great, hopefully you can relate]], and now we move on to number [[SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion NINE]]!
** ''Food Demon''
*** Wambu's quiz on what he would order from the mansion's fast food restaurant.
---> '''Wambu''': Do you think I'm gonna order:
---> ''A'': A sofa
---> ''B'': An expensive haircut
---> or ''C'': A DEMON! AN ACTUAL FUCKING DEMON!!! AHHHH!!!!!
---> '''Wambu''': I'd like one sofa, please. (Food Demon appears) [[CasualDangerDialogue Ah, never mind, service here fucking sucks.]]
*** If any of you make a joke about [9/11], I'm gonna fucking delete your comment.
** ''Cardboard Cutouts''
*** If things get... really quiet... and all of a sudden, there's a thing, with a noise ([[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx2LXzM-Q2A A clip from this video starts playing]])
** ''Ben The Merchant''
*** Discussing the reference
---> '''Wambu''': Those horror stories that get posted on the internet. A [[{{Creepypasta}} scary spaghetti]].
---> ''A picture of a plate of spaghetti decorated to look like a monsters face appears with Ben as a chef wearing an apron that reads "I'll feed all you fuckers" next to it''.
*** Wambu describes Ben as the first specimen to "throw a wrench into the works", demonstrated by Ben throwing a wrench at the mansion and [[MadeOfExplodium causing it to explode]].
*** "Cause this guy isn't just a man, he's a [[FanNickname Pea]][[VideoGame/SCPContainmentBreach nut]]."
*** Continuing the joke, the nutritional facts for an SCP-173 brand of peanut butter.
---> 173 calories!
---> Not recommended for people with [[NeckSnap necks]]!
*** "I guess [Ben selling popular dolls and trinkets] flexed super hard on all the other business owners, so they threw his puppets in the river, causing Ben to jump in and never resurface" ([[BrickJoke Specimen 13 and her chainsaw pop up]])
*** TemptingFate
---> '''Wambu''': But let's be real, how was he ever gonna fool me, a guy who gets distracted by absolutely ''everything''.
---> '''Text overlay''': ''([[AttentionDeficitOohShiny I am literally just looking at walls.]])''
