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-->'''Hawkins''': $100,000.00 CASH REWARD. Paid to any Green Beret who wants to join the winning side! You do not need to fight your friends, we only want you to [[WhatAnIdiot provide information on your training and operations]]. ''(chuckles)'' Nice try.

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-->'''Hawkins''': $100,000.00 CASH REWARD. Paid to any Green Beret who wants to join the winning side! You do not need to fight your friends, we only want you to [[WhatAnIdiot provide information on your training and operations]].operations. ''(chuckles)'' Nice try.
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-->'''Bronson''': No no, do one more circle. Can you do one more circle for me?
-->'''Hornster''': Fuck you, Bronson! Let's get the hell outta here!

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-->'''Bronson''': No no, do one more circle. Can you do one more circle for me?
-->'''Hornster''':
me?\\
'''Hornster''':
Fuck you, Bronson! Let's get the hell outta here!



-->'''Hawkins''': $100,000.00 CASH REWARD. Paid to any Green Beret who wants to join the winning side! You do not need to fight your friends, we only want you to [[WhatAnIdiot provide information on your training and operations]]. ''*chuckles*'' Nice try.

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-->'''Hawkins''': $100,000.00 CASH REWARD. Paid to any Green Beret who wants to join the winning side! You do not need to fight your friends, we only want you to [[WhatAnIdiot provide information on your training and operations]]. ''*chuckles*'' ''(chuckles)'' Nice try.



-->'''Boone''': Watch yours. ''{{beat}}'' Oh, wait, you're never out in the field anymore. Ha!

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-->'''Boone''': Watch yours. ''{{beat}}'' ''({{beat}})'' Oh, wait, you're never out in the field anymore. Ha!
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* "Excuse me! Governor RonaldReagan has just authorized us to [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill use atomic weapons]] against the sniper. Gentlemen, please start the detonation sequence!"

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* "Excuse me! Governor RonaldReagan UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan has just authorized us to [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill use atomic weapons]] against the sniper. Gentlemen, please start the detonation sequence!"
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* The Mexican hat that the player can wear in multiplayer, also worn by American[=/=]LLDB troops in quick-fight mode.

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* The [[SillinessSwitch Mexican hat hat]] that the player can wear in multiplayer, also worn by American[=/=]LLDB troops in quick-fight mode.
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* "Fuck, this is going to be a good dust-up! Finally no skulking in the jungle, but a good old fashioned frontal assault, man, that's great! ''But why the FUCK are we the backup?!''"
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* In a somewhat dark example, if Douglas steals a dead VC's money, he says:
-->'''Douglas''': Money. But it won't buy much for this Charlie anymore. War is a bitch, ain't it?
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* Some of Hawkins' lines if he finds a VC intel:
-->'''Hawkins''': A diploma. Probably says something like, "For Excellence In Terrorism."
-->'''Hawkins''': $100,000.00 CASH REWARD. Paid to any Green Beret who wants to join the winning side! You do not need to fight your friends, we only want you to [[WhatAnIdiot provide information on your training and operations]]. ''*chuckles*'' Nice try.

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-->'''Boone''': What have we here? A Green Beret!
-->'''Hawkins''': Sergeant Hawkins... camp A-216!

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-->'''Boone''': What have we here? A Green Beret!
''[after talking about the events of the first game]'' Looks like I should get someone to help you back to your hootch.
-->'''Hawkins''': Sergeant Hawkins... camp A-216!Haha, yeah. Only if they'd take me to California.
-->'''Boone''': California's better than the Benning School For Boys, or a hearse for that matter.
-->'''Hawkins''': No shit! I've got constant migraines and I've been pissing blood for a week.
** His random muttering if you poke him:
-->Damn, someone just shoot me.\\
Where the hell am I, anyway?\\
I'm sick of this shit.



* Rigley boasting about how an elite MACV team needs his help...

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* Rigley [[TheNeidermeyer Rigley]]'s quarrels with Boone:
** Their first conversation.
-->'''Rigley''': Well, well, well, who comes here? It looks like Saint Boone the protector of all the Congs?
-->'''Boone''': [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you]], Rigley! Are you gonna fuck with me every time I turn around?
-->'''Rigley''': Bugger off the 'Nam, if you don't want me to fuck with ya!
-->'''Boone''': Piss off, Rigley. I've got better things to do than waste my time on you.
-->'''Rigley''': Don't you forget to complain about me next time you see me, [[PrecisionFStrike fucker]]!
-->'''Boone''': Shut up, and go wax that old shitbox of yours!
-->'''Rigley''': You better watch your back in the field!
-->'''Boone''': Watch yours. ''{{beat}}'' Oh, wait, you're never out in the field anymore. Ha!
*** The fourth line slips into HypocriticalHumor territory if you [[StopPokingMe poke him]].
** Him
boasting about how an elite MACV team (Boone's) needs his help...
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* "Shut the fuck up. [[ManChild You're like a five year old]]. I'm telling you, there's ''no way'' we'll be sitting in the freakin' chopper all the time!"
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** [[{{Irony}} ...only for him to need ''their'' help when his team gets pinned down by the NVA]].

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** [[{{Irony}} ...only for him to need ''their'' need]] ''[[{{Irony}} their]]'' [[{{Irony}} help when his team gets pinned down by the NVA]].
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* Rigley boasting about how an elite MACV team needs his help...
-->'''Rigley''': Advisor pros need us to save their butts, don't they?
-->'''Cobber''': Shut the fuck up, Rigley!
** [[{{Irony}} ...only for him to need ''their'' help when his team gets pinned down by the NVA]].
-->'''Boone''': Hey Rigley. Heard you've got some problems.
-->'''Rigley''': Damn it Boone, Charlie's cut us off from the rest of our unit! We're pinned down.
-->'''Boone''': Relax, the 'advisor pros' are here and there's some of your leathernecks on the way.
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* This exchange between Bronson and Hornster.
-->'''Bronson''': No no, do one more circle. Can you do one more circle for me?
-->'''Hornster''': Fuck you, Bronson! Let's get the hell outta here!
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* Minh can't pronounce [[spoiler:Hornster's]] name after finding his dogtags.

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* In a [[WhatCouldHaveBeen scrapped audio file]], Minh can't pronounce [[spoiler:Hornster's]] name after finding his dogtags.
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* The Mexican hat that the player can wear in multiplayer, also worn by American[=/=]LLDB troops in quick-fight mode.
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* After killing the NVA colonel, Douglas drops [[BondOneLiner a one-liner]] in a tranquil, yet annoyed tone:
-->'''Douglas''': Shut up, dammit.
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* "Nice one, Hawkins!" "Outpost dead now."
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* "So ''this'' is what a VC tank platoon looks like?" Said] "tank platoon" is just a couple of [[spoiler:rusted French armored cars]].

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* "So ''this'' is what a VC tank platoon looks like?" Said] Said "tank platoon" is just a couple of [[spoiler:rusted French armored cars]].
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-->'''Jukowski''': Well guys, I wanted to tell you a great joke about the Marine Colonel and Green Beret Major, but some of them would be so angry [[DisproportionateRetribution that they would hunt me down and kill me]], so you just have to think about what this could've been about.

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-->'''Jukowski''': Well guys, I wanted to tell you a great joke about the Marine Colonel and Green Beret Major, [[DudeNotFunny but some of them would be so angry angry]] [[DisproportionateRetribution that they would hunt me down and kill me]], so you just have to think about what this could've been about.

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* "So ''this'' is what a VC tank platoon looks like?" Said "tank platoon" is just a couple of [[spoiler:rusted French armored cars]].

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* Some of the DJ's lines.
-->'''Jukowski''': Now just friendly reminder for those of you who are going for little of R&R to Saigon or anywhere else. The R&R actually means Rest and Recuperation, guys, not Rape and Rampage...
-->'''Jukowski''': Well guys, I wanted to tell you a great joke about the Marine Colonel and Green Beret Major, but some of them would be so angry [[DisproportionateRetribution that they would hunt me down and kill me]], so you just have to think about what this could've been about.
-->'''Jukowski''': War news, it seems that the North Vietnamese were celebrating the fourth of July too! The fireworks [[SarcasmMode were pretty]] [[SceneryGorn impressive]], but not as much as ours. Well, that's probably because the Navy [[BlackComedy helped us with their own bombardment]]!
* "So ''this'' is what a VC tank platoon looks like?" Said Said] "tank platoon" is just a couple of [[spoiler:rusted French armored cars]].

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-->'''Boone'': What have we here? A Green Beret!

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-->'''Boone'': -->'''Boone''': What have we here? A Green Beret!


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* Minh can't pronounce [[spoiler:Hornster's]] name after finding his dogtags.
-->'''Minh''': Some... [[spoiler:Ho... Horn... Hornster?]] Strange name!
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* Boone talking with a drunken Hawkins.
-->'''Boone'': What have we here? A Green Beret!
-->'''Hawkins''': Sergeant Hawkins... camp A-216!
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!!''Vietcong'' and ''Fist Alpha''
* The gong strike that plays whenever the player fails a mission can come off as this.
* The DrillSergeantNasty's insults and chastises. Full stop.
* "So ''this'' is what a VC tank platoon looks like?" Said "tank platoon" is just a couple of [[spoiler:rusted French armored cars]].
* Rosenfield's reaction when he finds out reinforcements won't arrive in time during the FinalBattle.
-->'''Rosenfield''': This is Six. Roger, Mountain Lair, if we have any?! Are you [[PrecisionFStrike fuckin']] crazy?! We'll hang-- [[OhCrap what in hell is this!? Shit!]] [[TankGoodness Oh no, that's...]]
!!''Vietcong 2''
* "Excuse me! Governor RonaldReagan has just authorized us to [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill use atomic weapons]] against the sniper. Gentlemen, please start the detonation sequence!"
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