History Funny / Victorious

** '''Tori''': [[{{Malaproper}} Yeah, thank you, Catherine Obvious!]]
** {{Beat}}
** '''Trina''': What?
** '''Tori''': I said "thank you, Catherine Obvious."
** '''Robbie''': Did she say ''Catherine'' Obvious?!
** '''Andre''': It's ''Captain Obvious''.
** '''Tori''': Huh??
** '''Jade''': The expression is "Thank you ''Captain'' Obvious".
** '''Tori''': It's not Catherine?
** '''Trina''': No!
** '''Beck''': Who would Catherine be?
** '''Tori''': Catherine could be a captain!
*** [[Series/StarTrekVoyager Kathryn Janeway!]]

* Cat in the Mental Ward (especially with the hand blocks) in ''Rex Dies''.
-->'''Cat:''' "Bonk. Bonk. Hey this works! Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk! I'm Cube-Fist Man!! Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk!"

** The full version finally shows up in "Driving Tori Crazy".

--->'''Cat:''' And that person gets to pick what the floats gonna be?

--> '''Rex''': Then can we hate you because your conceited and untalented.

-->Sikowitz: "Lovely. Now the next actor who speaks must start his line with the next letter in the alphabet, in this case, b, so he might say..." (lays his hands on Andre's shoulders)
-->Andre: (playing along with Beck's humor)"Bring those apples, so that we all may enjoy the fresh fruit from Beck's butt."

---> '''Tori''': [[{{Malaproper}} Yeah, thank you, Catherine Obvious!]]
---> {{Beat}}
---> '''Trina''': What?
---> '''Tori''': I said "thank you, Catherine Obvious."
---> '''Robbie''': Did she say ''Catherine'' Obvious?!
---> '''Andre''': It's ''Captain Obvious''.
---> '''Tori''': Huh??
---> '''Jade''': The expression is "Thank you ''Captain'' Obvious".
---> '''Tori''': It's not Catherine?
---> '''Trina''': No!
---> '''Beck''': Who would Catherine be?
---> '''Tori''': Catherine could be a captain!

'''Robbie:''' "No."\\

* Cat in the Mental Ward (especially with the blocks) in ''Rex Dies''.

--> '''Hostess''': Yes. She ordered Wonton soup, and then she tried to adopt my daughter.

---> '''Cat:''' (''singing'') Wagga Wagga Wagga Wag your Fuffle left and right Wagga Wagga Wagga Wag your Fuffle day and night

** Andre sings a song about how everybody has a nose, to which Jade replies "My grandpa's nose was blown off in a war, so that song is a filthy lie."

---> '''Jade:''' They're lovely. ''(snips entire flower off the stem)''

---> '''Robbie:''' It's fun to run. It's fun to play. It's fun to make things out of clay. It's fun to fill your car with gas. It's fun to break...Things made of glass. But broken glass can cut your hand. And then you'll bleed across the land. Ask any woman, child or man. The dangers that you'll have...With broken glass. With broken glass. But broken glass is not a food. So don't you listen to some dude. Who says put cheese on broken glass. And make a sand-a-witch...Out of broken glass!

*** '''Jade:''' ...I liked it.

---> '''Robbie:''' We're gonna sing about your favorite foods!

---> '''Beck:''' ''(in overly-happy voice)'' No!

----> '''Beck:''' ''(in overly-happy voice)'' No!

** At the end of the song Jade says "We did this for money"

*** "I can't take your money ... (pockets dollar)"

--> '''Trina:''' Oh my God, they're filming something.

--> '''Trina (to Beck)''' Smell my arm. No perfume. That's my natural scent.
--> '''Producers (later saying no to Trina)''' Because you reek of desperation.

--> '''Trina:''' (makes embarrassed sound and leaves)

** Andre refers to the first one as "Little Boy Poop".

---> '''Director''': Can someone clean up the dried blood?

---> '''Tori''': YES! Thank you monkeys! *leaves*\\

--->'''Tori:''' I do not talk like a movie star from the 1940's!

---> '''Cat''': I love your dress.\\

--> '''Boy''': I'll give you the letter. (Guys are elated.) IF. (Guys are not elated.) I can go to the private concert.\\

'''Boy''': And I want to kiss her. (Tori gets a shock.) And ''her''. (Cat looks flattered.) And the freaky one. (Jade looks repulsed.)\\

--> '''Jade''': Yeah, if you get sick....or go missing...or GET HIT BY A BUS!!!!!
--> '''Tori''': Umm...She can't drive a bus right?

* Sikowicz tries to brush off talking about the 'Prome' by saying he has to take his grandmother to hospital. Which sounds like a lame excuse, up until he hefts his grandmother from a hidden corner and hauls her over his shoulder.
--> '''Tori''': Oh my god, I didn't know your grandmother was ''here!''\\
'''Sikowicz''': That's all right, ''neither does she!''

--> '''Cat''': It's my brother! He got you [[NoodleImplements the clown costume, the power drill and 12 gallons of blood.]]\\
'''Jade''': Wow, where'd you find ''12 gallons of fake blood?''\\

'''Cat''': But it says here that if you're bitten by a vampire moth you could ''die!''\\
'''Manager''': Yes, but if you survive you are ''very lucky!''

-->Andre: "She's afraid of everything. People, umbrellas, rabbis, bikinis and breakfast food..."
-->Tori: "So if she saw [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs a rabbi wearing a bikini eating pancakes?]]"

-->Tori: "...Nothing. I love cats."
-->Cat: "Me too, they're so cute..." -walks off-

-->Sikowitz: "Lovely. Andre, go."
-->Andre: (playing along with Beck's humor)"Bring forth those apples so we all may enjoy the fresh fruit from Beck's butt."

-->Tori: What should I get Trina for her birthweek?

--->Maury: "I'M HUNGRY."

--> '''Andre''': So it's all right if she kills ''me''?\\
'''Robbie''': It's ''harder'' for her to kill you! You're all firm and developed and I'm still working on the last chapter of puberty!\\
'''Rex''': And he is a ''slow'' learner.

-->Robbie: I told you to stop watching Fox News!

-->Robbie: Sup, my peeps! How's everyone doing this fine day? (to Andre) Do you really need that much ketchup?

** [[{{Malaproper}} Thank you, Catherine Obvious.]]

---> '''Tori''': It's not Catherine?!?!

---> '''Beck''': Who would Catherine be!

** When Tori panics when Jade is coming to their table, Andre plays music fitting for a villain. [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Jade's amused smirk]] is what does it.

--> '''Sikowitz''': This is what happens when you mix teenagers and hot cheese. I warned you.
** Also when he serves Tori a sausage, she asks what meat it was made from, and he simply laughs hysterically, takes Tori's hand, and dances a little until Tori runs away.

** How could we have forgotten the entire scene of everyone helping set up for the play? There was Tori shredding the shirt Sinjin gave her, Cat spraying bear spray in Andre's eyes (he needed help crying for the play), Cat accidentally shocking Jade, and more.

--> '''Tori''': Is that Angelina Jolie!??!
--> '''Hostess''': Yes. She ordered Wonton soup and tried to adopt my daughter.

--> '''Hostess''': What's it about?
--> '''Tori''': A girl falls into a well and drowns from her own tears.

-->Sikowitz: [[SarcasmMode Charming.]]

** The group's Improvised practice, going alphabetically:

-->Andre: (playing along with Beck's joke)"Bring forth those apples so we all may enjoy the fresh fruit from Beck's butt."
-->Sikowitz: [[SarcasmMode"Charming.]]"

-->Andre: "Bring forth those apples so we all may enjoy the fresh fruit from Beck's butt."
-->Sikowitz: [[SarcasmMode]]"Charming."

---> '''Cat:''' (''singing'') Wagga Wagga Wagga Wag your Fuffle left and right
Wagga Wagga Wagga Wag your Fuffle day and night

** When Tori panics when Jade is coming to their table, Andre plays music fitting for a villian. Jade's amused smirk is what does it.

* EVERYTHING Trina does in ''Freak The Freak Out'' - so much so that ''the entire episode'' is actually a combined LargeHam, ADayInTheLimelight and LowerDeckEpisode episode for Trina, and a CrowningMomentOfAwesome for Daniella Monet (not to mention Tori's increasingly violent behavior towards her).

** The ''[[Film/TheWizardOfOz Wizard of Oz]]'' and ''Match Game'' parodies, the first of which has Music/ArianaGrande perform an impressive Creator/JudyGarland impression and the second of which has Matt Bennett perform an impressive Charles Nelson Reilly impression.

* EVERYTHING Trina does in ''Freak The Freak Out'' - so much so that ''the entire episode'' is actually a combined LargeHam, ADayInTheLimelight and LowerDeckEpisode episode for Trina, and a CrowningMomentOfAwesome for Daniella Monet.

*** Just the image of Jade in Tori's flashback. If Beck was here this week ''she'd be dragging him by the hair.''

* In "Crazy Ponnie" nobody believes Tori when she says there's a girl named Ponnie(played by JennetteMcCurdy from Series/ICarly) at their school that's trying to make her look crazy. Tori is freaked to see that the lit up words on her locker door "Make it shine" were changed to "Make it rot". When she goes to get Sikowitz and her classmates to see it, Ponnie secretly switches it back to the original door. When Tori and her friends return: