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* Another example from the GagReel. Hugh Jackman mentions how he'd "never trip" and then it cuts to numerous instances of him tripping and falling.
* Pretty much every scene with Dracula is this. Apparently being a vampire gives you a taste for blood and [[LargeHam the scenery.]]
* Pretty much every scene with Dracula is this. Apparently being a vampire gives you a taste for blood and [[LargeHam the scenery.]]
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'''Carl''': (terrified) I'm staring at him. ''(quickly turns 180)'' Is that a ''man''?!\\
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'''Carl''': (terrified) (''terrified'') I'm staring at him. ''(quickly turns 180)'' Is that a ''man''?!\\
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-->'''Dracula''': I give you... VAN HALEN!
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-->'''Dracula''': I give you... [[Music/VanHalen VAN HALEN!HALEN]]!
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'''Carl''': (''terrified'') But I'm not a field man! Van Helsing! I don't wanna go to Transylvania!
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'''Carl''': (''terrified'') But I'm not a field man! Van Helsing! Helsing? I don't wanna go to Transylvania!
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'''Carl''': (terrified) I'm staring at him. (quickly turns 180) Is that a man?\\
'''Van Helsing''': Seven men, parts of them actually.\\
'''Van Helsing''': Seven men, parts of them actually.\\
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'''Carl''': (terrified) I'm staring at him. (quickly ''(quickly turns 180) 180)'' Is that a man?\\
''man''?!\\
'''Van Helsing''':Seven men, parts Actually, it's ''seven'' men - ''parts'' of them actually.them, anyway.\\
'''Van Helsing''':
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-->'''Carl''': The air is THICK with envy around here...
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-->'''Carl''': The air is THICK with envy around here...here is ''THICK'' with envy...
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-->'''Van Helsing''': ''(rattling off the monster's features)''...and he has three copper teeth.\\
'''Anna''': How do you know he has three copper teeth? ''[[EnemyRisingBehind (As Frankenstein's monster is coming up behind her)]]''\\
'''Van Helsing''': ''(quickly)'' Because he's standing right behind you. MOVE!
'''Anna''': How do you know he has three copper teeth? ''[[EnemyRisingBehind (As Frankenstein's monster is coming up behind her)]]''\\
'''Van Helsing''': ''(quickly)'' Because he's standing right behind you. MOVE!
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-->'''Van Helsing''': ''(rattling off the monster's features)''...and features)'' ...he has a bad gimp in his right leg and... three copper teeth.\\
teeth. ''(reaches for his gun)''\\
'''Anna''': ''(confused)'' How do you know he hasthree copper teeth? ''[[EnemyRisingBehind (As Frankenstein's monster is coming up behind her)]]''\\
'''Van Helsing''': ''(quickly)'' Because he's standing right behindyou. you; MOVE!
'''Anna''': ''(confused)'' How do you know he has
'''Van Helsing''': ''(quickly)'' Because he's standing right behind
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-->'''Van Helsing''': (''{{beat}}, turns'') Thank you.
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-->'''Van Helsing''': (''{{beat}}, turns'') (''{{beat}}'')''[[SarcasmMode Thank you.]]''
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'''Van Helsing''': ''(quickly)'' Because he's standing right behind you MOVE!
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'''Van Helsing''': ''(quickly)'' Because he's standing right behind you you. MOVE!
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* Carl whining about going to Transylvania.
-->'''Van Helsing''': The Order tells you to keep me alive (''throws his stuff at Carl'') for as long as possible.\\
'''Carl''': (''terrified'') But I'm not a field man! Van Helsing! I don't wanna go to Transylvania!
-->'''Van Helsing''': The Order tells you to keep me alive (''throws his stuff at Carl'') for as long as possible.\\
'''Carl''': (''terrified'') But I'm not a field man! Van Helsing! I don't wanna go to Transylvania!
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* he opens the door, Frankenstein's Monster nearly growls*\\
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* In the animated prequel, one of the fights between Van Helsing and Hyde ends with Van Helsing on an out-of-control train. He gets it to stop just as it arrives at a station where Carl is waiting.
--> '''Carl:''' Van Helsing? How'd you get here?
--> '''Van Helsing:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I put on the brakes]].
--> '''Carl:''' Van Helsing? How'd you get here?
--> '''Van Helsing:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I put on the brakes]].
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** More hilariously, the cow is alive and well on the porch of the building it was thrown through and giving Carl a look that seems to say "What the fuck just happened?" once the fight itself is over.
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** More hilariously, the cow is alive and well on the porch of the building it was thrown through and giving Carl a look that seems to say "What the fuck just happened?" once the fight itself is over.over.
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* he opens the door, Frankenstein's Monster nearly growls*
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* he opens the door, Frankenstein's Monster nearly growls*growls*\\
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-->'''Frankenstein's Monster''': By exposing me, you have ''condemned'' me! '''[[NoIndoorVoice ME AND ALL OF HUMANITY!!!]]''' ''(Gabriel and Anna simply close the door on him)''\\
'''Carl''': Is that a man?\\
'''Van Helsing''': Seven men, parts of them actually.
'''Carl''': Is that a man?\\
'''Van Helsing''': Seven men, parts of them actually.
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*he opens the
'''Carl''': (terrified) I'm staring at him. (quickly turns 180) Is that a man?\\
'''Van Helsing''': Seven men, parts of them actually.\\
'''Frankenstein's Monster''': By exposing me, you have ''condemned'' me! '''[[NoIndoorVoice ME AND ALL OF HUMANITY!!!]]''' ''(Gabriel and Anna simply close the door on him)''
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* When a bride tries to swoop down and snatch Van Helsing, he jumps and she grabs a cow instead. Poor Daisy gets thrown through a nearby roof with a surprised "MOOOOOOO!"
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* When a bride tries to swoop down and snatch Van Helsing, he jumps and she grabs a cow instead. Poor Daisy gets thrown through a nearby roof with a surprised "MOOOOOOO!""MOOOOOOO!"
** More hilariously, the cow is alive and well on the porch of the building it was thrown through and giving Carl a look that seems to say "What the fuck just happened?" once the fight itself is over.
** More hilariously, the cow is alive and well on the porch of the building it was thrown through and giving Carl a look that seems to say "What the fuck just happened?" once the fight itself is over.
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-->'''Carl:''' Why does it smell like wet dog in here?
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-->'''Carl:''' Why does it smell like wet dog in here?here?
* When a bride tries to swoop down and snatch Van Helsing, he jumps and she grabs a cow instead. Poor Daisy gets thrown through a nearby roof with a surprised "MOOOOOOO!"
* When a bride tries to swoop down and snatch Van Helsing, he jumps and she grabs a cow instead. Poor Daisy gets thrown through a nearby roof with a surprised "MOOOOOOO!"
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-->'''Van Helsing''': (''{{beat}}, turns'') Thank you.
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-->'''Van Helsing''': (''{{beat}}, turns'') Thank you.you.
* When the werewolf is loose...
-->'''Carl:''' Why does it smell like wet dog in here?
* When the werewolf is loose...
-->'''Carl:''' Why does it smell like wet dog in here?
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* From the animated prologue; the amazing holy water super soaker.
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* From the animated prologue; the amazing holy water super soaker.soaker.
* After Van Helsing [[spoiler:has been bitten by a werewolf]] and Carl explains they have 48 hours to find a solution:
-->'''Van Helsing''': Sounds like I have nothing to worry about.
-->'''Carl''': Oh my God, you should be terrified!
-->'''Van Helsing''': (''{{beat}}, turns'') Thank you.
* After Van Helsing [[spoiler:has been bitten by a werewolf]] and Carl explains they have 48 hours to find a solution:
-->'''Van Helsing''': Sounds like I have nothing to worry about.
-->'''Carl''': Oh my God, you should be terrified!
-->'''Van Helsing''': (''{{beat}}, turns'') Thank you.
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* One of the brief conversations between Velken and Dracula:
-->'''Velken''': I would rather die than help you!\\
-->'''Velken''': I would rather die than help you!\\
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* One of the brief conversations between Velken Velkan and Dracula:
-->'''Velken''': -->'''Velkan''': I would rather die than help you!\\
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--> '''Igor:''' Please don't kill me!
'''Van Helsing''': Why not?
'''Van Helsing''': Why not?
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--> '''Igor:''' Please don't kill me!
me!\\
'''Van Helsing''': Whynot?not?\\
'''Van Helsing''': Why
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-->'''Van Helsing''': Give me one good reason not to kill you.\\
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'''Van Helsing''':
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'''Igor''': It's what I do.
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'''Igor''': It's what I do.ItsWhatIDo.
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** Before this, when the heroes see Igor passing by, you can hear him grumbling "'Igor do ''this'', Igor do ''that''...'"
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** Before this, when the heroes see Igor passing by, you can hear him grumbling "'Igor complaining about his master -- "Igor do ''this'', Igor do ''that''...'"''that''!"
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** Before this, when the heroes see Igor passing by, you can hear him grumbling "'Igor do ''this'', Igor do ''that''...'"
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-->'''Frankenstein's Monster:''' By exposing me, you have ''condemned'' me! '''[[NoIndoorVoice ME AND ALL OF HUMANITY!!!]]''' ''(Gabriel and Anna simply close the door on him)''\\
'''Carl:''' Is that a man?\\
'''Van Helsing:''' Seven men, parts of them actually.
'''Carl:''' Is that a man?\\
'''Van Helsing:''' Seven men, parts of them actually.
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-->'''Frankenstein's Monster:''' Monster''': By exposing me, you have ''condemned'' me! '''[[NoIndoorVoice ME AND ALL OF HUMANITY!!!]]''' ''(Gabriel and Anna simply close the door on him)''\\
'''Carl:''' '''Carl''': Is that a man?\\
'''VanHelsing:''' Helsing''': Seven men, parts of them actually.
'''Van
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-->'''Velken:''' I would rather die than help you!\\
'''Dracula:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Oh, don't be boring]]. [[GenreSavvy Everyone that says that dies]].
'''Dracula:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Oh, don't be boring]]. [[GenreSavvy Everyone that says that dies]].
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-->'''Dracula:''' Igor?\\
'''Igor:''' Yes, master?\\
'''Dracula:''' Why do you torment that thing so?\\
'''Igor:''' It's what I do.
'''Igor:''' Yes, master?\\
'''Dracula:''' Why do you torment that thing so?\\
'''Igor:''' It's what I do.
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'''Igor:''' No. I'm ''not''.\\
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'''Igor:''' Yes. I ''am''.
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-->'''Van Helsing:''' Give me one good reason not to kill you.\\
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-->'''Van Helsing:''' Helsing''': Give me one good reason not to kill you.\\
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* A drive-by hilarious quote--after Carl tests the nitroglycerin, you can hear one of the priests in the background indignantly shouting: "What in the name of Allah is '''wrong''' with you?!"
-->'''Carl:''' The air is THICK with envy around here...
-->'''Carl:''' The air is THICK with envy around here...
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* A drive-by hilarious quote--after Carl tests the nitroglycerin, you can hear one of the priests in the background indignantly shouting: "What in the name of Allah is '''wrong''' '''''wrong''''' with you?!"
-->'''Carl:''' -->'''Carl''': The air is THICK with envy around here...
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-->'''Van Helsing:''' ''(rattling off the monster's features)''...and he has three copper teeth.\\
'''Anna:''' How do you know he has three copper teeth? ''[[EnemyRisingBehind (As Frankenstein's monster is coming up behind her)]]''\\
'''Van Helsing:''' ''(quickly)'' Because he's standing right behind you MOVE!
'''Anna:''' How do you know he has three copper teeth? ''[[EnemyRisingBehind (As Frankenstein's monster is coming up behind her)]]''\\
'''Van Helsing:''' ''(quickly)'' Because he's standing right behind you MOVE!
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-->'''Van Helsing:''' Helsing''': ''(rattling off the monster's features)''...and he has three copper teeth.\\
'''Anna:''' '''Anna''': How do you know he has three copper teeth? ''[[EnemyRisingBehind (As Frankenstein's monster is coming up behind her)]]''\\
'''VanHelsing:''' Helsing''': ''(quickly)'' Because he's standing right behind you MOVE!
'''Van
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-->'''Dracula:''' I give you... VAN HALEN!
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-->'''Velken:''' I would rather die than help you.\\
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-->'''Velken:''' I would rather die than help you.\\you!\\
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-->'''Van Helsing:''' Give me one good reason not to kill you.\\
'''Igor:''' Well...I...uh...
-->'''Van Helsing:''' Give me one good reason not to kill you.\\
'''Igor:''' Well...I...uh...
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-->Carl:''' The air is THICK with envy around here...
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-->'''Velken''': I would rather die than help you.\\
'''Dracula''': [[DeadpanSnarker Oh, don't be boring.]] [[GenreSavvy Everyone that says that dies]].
'''Dracula''': [[DeadpanSnarker Oh, don't be boring.]] [[GenreSavvy Everyone that says that dies]].
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-->'''Dracula''': Igor?\\
'''Igor''': Yes, master?\\
'''Dracula''': Why do you torment that thing so?\\
'''Igor''': It's what I do.
'''Igor''': Yes, master?\\
'''Dracula''': Why do you torment that thing so?\\
'''Igor''': It's what I do.
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-->'''Van Helsing''': You are taking us to Dracula.\\
'''Igor''': No. I'm ''not''.\\
''(Van Helsing slams him against a wall, hard.)''\\
'''Igor''': Yes. I ''am''.
'''Igor''': No. I'm ''not''.\\
''(Van Helsing slams him against a wall, hard.)''\\
'''Igor''': Yes. I ''am''.
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-->'''Van Helsing''': Helsing:''' You are taking us to Dracula.\\
'''Igor''': '''Igor:''' No. I'm ''not''.\\
''(Van Helsing slams him against a wall,hard.)''\\
'''Igor''':hard)''\\
'''Igor:''' Yes. I ''am''.
''(Van Helsing slams him against a wall,
'''Igor''':
'''Igor:''' Yes. I ''am''.
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-->'''Van Helsing''': ''(rattling off the monster's features)''...and he has three copper teeth.
-->'''Anna''': How do you know he has three copper teeth? ''[[EnemyRisingBehind (As Frankenstein's monster is coming up behind her)]]''
-->'''Van Helsing''': ''(quickly)'' Because he's standing right behind you MOVE!
-->'''Anna''': How do you know he has three copper teeth? ''[[EnemyRisingBehind (As Frankenstein's monster is coming up behind her)]]''
-->'''Van Helsing''': ''(quickly)'' Because he's standing right behind you MOVE!
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-->'''Van Helsing''': Helsing:''' ''(rattling off the monster's features)''...and he has three copper teeth.
-->'''Anna''':teeth.\\
'''Anna:''' How do you know he has three copper teeth? ''[[EnemyRisingBehind (As Frankenstein's monster is coming up behindher)]]''
-->'''Van Helsing''':her)]]''\\
'''Van Helsing:''' ''(quickly)'' Because he's standing right behind you MOVE!
-->'''Anna''':
'''Anna:''' How do you know he has three copper teeth? ''[[EnemyRisingBehind (As Frankenstein's monster is coming up behind
-->'''Van Helsing''':
'''Van Helsing:''' ''(quickly)'' Because he's standing right behind you MOVE!
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-->'''Dracula''':I give you... VAN HALEN!
* From the animated prologue; the amazing holy water super soaker.
* From the animated prologue; the amazing holy water super soaker.
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* From the animated prologue; the amazing holy water super
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*From the gag reel:
-->'''Dracula''':I give you... VAN HALEN!
-->'''Dracula''':I give you... VAN HALEN!
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-->'''Anna''': How do you know he has three copper teeth? ''[[EnemyRisingBehind (As Frankenstein's monster is coming up behind her)''
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-->'''Anna''': How do you know he has three copper teeth? ''[[EnemyRisingBehind (As Frankenstein's monster is coming up behind her)''her)]]''
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* Van Helsing ending his SherlockScan of what Frankenstein's Monster looks like with this exchange:
-->'''Van Helsing''': ''(rattling off the monster's features)''...and he has three copper teeth.
-->'''Anna''': How do you know he has three copper teeth? ''[[EnemyRisingBehind (As Frankenstein's monster is coming up behind her)''
-->'''Van Helsing''': ''(quickly)'' Because he's standing right behind you MOVE!
-->'''Van Helsing''': ''(rattling off the monster's features)''...and he has three copper teeth.
-->'''Anna''': How do you know he has three copper teeth? ''[[EnemyRisingBehind (As Frankenstein's monster is coming up behind her)''
-->'''Van Helsing''': ''(quickly)'' Because he's standing right behind you MOVE!
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* CrowningMomentOfFunny: See {{Funny.Film}}After Frankenstein's Monster was forced outside and into a horse carriage:
-->'''Frankenstein's Monster:''' By exposing me, you have ''condemned'' me! '''[[NoIndoorVoice ME AND ALL OF HUMANITY!!!]]''' ''(Gabriel and Anna simply close the door on him)''\\
'''Carl:''' Is that a man?\\
'''Van Helsing:''' Seven men, parts of them actually.
* One of the brief conversations between Velken and Dracula:
-->'''Velken''': I would rather die than help you.\\
'''Dracula''': [[DeadpanSnarker Oh, don't be boring.]] [[GenreSavvy Everyone that says that dies]].
* A good portion of the fight scene between Van Helsing and Mr. Hyde. Y'know, when it wasn't NightmareFuel.
* Dracula and Igor after the werewolf returns and Igor starts attacking it with an electrified prong:
-->'''Dracula''': Igor?\\
'''Igor''': Yes, master?\\
'''Dracula''': Why do you torment that thing so?\\
'''Igor''': It's what I do.
* After breaking into the castle:
-->'''Van Helsing''': You are taking us to Dracula.\\
'''Igor''': No. I'm ''not''.\\
''(Van Helsing slams him against a wall, hard.)''\\
'''Igor''': Yes. I ''am''.
* A drive-by hilarious quote--after Carl tests the nitroglycerin, you can hear one of the priests in the background indignantly shouting: "What in the name of Allah is '''wrong''' with you?!"
-->'''Frankenstein's Monster:''' By exposing me, you have ''condemned'' me! '''[[NoIndoorVoice ME AND ALL OF HUMANITY!!!]]''' ''(Gabriel and Anna simply close the door on him)''\\
'''Carl:''' Is that a man?\\
'''Van Helsing:''' Seven men, parts of them actually.
* One of the brief conversations between Velken and Dracula:
-->'''Velken''': I would rather die than help you.\\
'''Dracula''': [[DeadpanSnarker Oh, don't be boring.]] [[GenreSavvy Everyone that says that dies]].
* A good portion of the fight scene between Van Helsing and Mr. Hyde. Y'know, when it wasn't NightmareFuel.
* Dracula and Igor after the werewolf returns and Igor starts attacking it with an electrified prong:
-->'''Dracula''': Igor?\\
'''Igor''': Yes, master?\\
'''Dracula''': Why do you torment that thing so?\\
'''Igor''': It's what I do.
* After breaking into the castle:
-->'''Van Helsing''': You are taking us to Dracula.\\
'''Igor''': No. I'm ''not''.\\
''(Van Helsing slams him against a wall, hard.)''\\
'''Igor''': Yes. I ''am''.
* A drive-by hilarious quote--after Carl tests the nitroglycerin, you can hear one of the priests in the background indignantly shouting: "What in the name of Allah is '''wrong''' with you?!"
