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* Randall explaining to tree people the entirety of his sexual history. We only get snippets of it, but they include "so it turns out you *don't* want to get donkey punched", "sleeping on his hand at 14 and inventing the phantom spank", and "the time his crabs got chlamydia. Oh, and also my dick fell off the other day. Dunno how I forgot *that* little chestnut." One tree responds with, "I have heard things I cannot unhear", and another remarks with horror that they didn't know sex could be "so filled with pus".

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* Randall explaining to tree people the entirety of his sexual history. We only get snippets of it, but they include "so it turns out you *don't* want to get donkey punched", "sleeping on his hand at 14 "but then there's blood in your stool for 12 days, and inventing the phantom spank", it's not so funny" and "the time his "...and that's how my crabs got chlamydia. Oh, and also my dick recently fell off the other day. Dunno off. I dunno how I forgot *that* little chestnut." One tree responds with, "I have heard things I cannot unhear", and another remarks with horror that they didn't know sex could be "so filled with pus".
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* Randall explaining to tree people the entirety of his sexual history. We only get snippets of it, but they include "so it turns out you *don't* want to get donkey punched", "sleeping on his hand at 14 and inventing the phantom spank", and "the time his crabs got chlamydia. Oh, and also my dick fell off the other day. Dunno how I forgot *that* little chestnut." One tree responds with, "I have heard things I cannot unhear", and another remarks with horror that they didn't know sex could be "so filled with pus".
*Randall's call to his sponsor when he's trying to stop himself from eating Mark's brain. He's enticed into describing how he'd do it, and after he elaborates for a few seconds...
**Randall: ...dude, are you masturbating to this? You're the worst sponsor ever!
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---> '''Mark:''' [[SinkOrSwimMentor He looked ready]]! Clearly... he wasn't.

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---> '''Mark:''' [[SinkOrSwimMentor [[DieOrFly He looked ready]]! Clearly... he wasn't.
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---> '''Mark:''' He looked ready! Clearly... he wasn't.

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---> '''Mark:''' [[SinkOrSwimMentor He looked ready! ready]]! Clearly... he wasn't.
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--> '''Mark:''' (Cheerily) Suck my... balls!

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--> '''Mark:''' (Cheerily) Suck my... balls!''balls''!
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--> '''Mr. Calametti:''' Now you're asking for salad.

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--> '''Mr. Calametti:''' (''[[FacePalm Pinching his nose]]'') Now you're asking for salad.



--> '''Mr. Calametti:''' You threw him ''off the'' '''roof'''!? I thought you were a social worker!
--> '''Mark:''' He looked ready! Clearly... he wasn't.

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--> ---> '''Mr. Calametti:''' You threw him ''off the'' '''roof'''!? I thought you were a social worker!
--> ---> '''Mark:''' He looked ready! Clearly... he wasn't.
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--> '''Mini-Leonard''': I regret this decision! *''After getting into a pedophile's windowless van''*

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--> '''Mini-Leonard''': I regret this decision! Yay, [[InnocentInaccurate a sleepover]]! *''After getting into a pedophile's windowless van''*van''* I regret this decision!
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* A floorboard gag in ''Sympathy for the Devil'' starts at the on the surface and ends in Hell. Between the two, we get to see the subway, an underground river, a dinosaur skeleton, and Noah's Ark...in that order.

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