History Funny / UQHolder

* While listing off the identities and [[RedBaron nicknames]] of [[spoiler: Negi's allies]], Karin takes the time to point out that [[spoiler: Jack Rakan is an "all around NiceGuy."]]

* [[spoiler: "You really are Sensei's grandson"]]

* [[spoiler: "Hey gramps. Don't get all touchy-feely with my woman, all right?"]]

* While listing off the identities and [[RedBaron nicknames]] of [[spoiler: Negi's allies]], Karin takes the time to point out that [[spoiler: Jack Rakan is an "all around NiceGuy."]]

* [[spoiler: [[RunningGag Negi sneezing and causing mass nudity]]]], completely destroying all the tension.

* [[spoiler: [[RunningGag Negi sneezing and causing mass nudity]], completely destroying all the tension.

* Mizore's flashback to when Chachamaru first told her about Touta, and Ayaka wanting in on the conversation because it involved hot boys.

'''Kirie:''' Come off?! Wait, I never heard about this?! What do you mean, "come off"?!

* The reason for why people race in skimpy swimsuits without protective gear:

* Zazie explaining that Touta and Kirie need a healer and spellcaster to round out their party is accompanied by a picture of Touta casting an "Awesome Seal" on a rock and Kirie using an "Awesome Recovery Potion" on Negi.

* Ayaka subjecting Touta to MarshmallowHell.

* Everyone takes turns kissing Kirie to try and activate her TimeStandsStill power. By the time Touta gets to her, she's flushed in the face and embarrassed.

* Everyone takes turns kissing Kirie to try and activate her TimeStandsStill power. By the time Touta gets to her, she's flushed in the face and embarrassed.

* Ayaka subjecting Touta to MarshmallowHell.

* Touta standing on a railing... next to a sign that specifically says not to do so.

* The comparison between immortals and plastic flowers.

* Yukihime has a pocket dimension set up to look like a school and makes Touta and Karin [[{{StandingInTheHall}} Stand in the Hall]] carrying three buckets of water each and a signs that says "I snitched snacks".

* Touta has a sparring match with Laszlo. Laszlo's FunnyAfro is the victim.

** The next page has him fixing the hole in his afro with duct tape.

* Touta can't feed himself, so someone else has to. First it was Chikage doing a RomanticSpoonfeeding, but Kirie got jealous. Then when she tries, she goes Tsundere and gives it to Kuromaru to try. When he fails because his heart was beating madly, Touta gets desperate for anyone to feed him properly. Santa goes ahead and feeds him anyway.

'''Touta:''' [[SayItWithHearts You're tiny ♥]]

* While under the effects of a truth serum, Touta runs around the resort declaring his love for [[LoveYouAndEverybody every single person he comes across]]... except Mizore. He just calls her short.

** Turns out the wrestling was for kitchen duty, and Touta is a really good cook. So when Touta loses, ''everyone else''.

* While under the effects of a truth serum, Touta runs around the resort declaring his love for [[LoveYouAndEverybody every single person he comes across]]... except Mizore. He just calls her short.

* While under the effects of a truth serum, Touta runs around the resort declaring his love for [[LoveYouAndEverybody every single person he comes across]]. Except Mizore, he just calls her short.

* While under the effects of a truth serum, Touta runs around the resort declaring his love for every single person he comes across. Except Mizore, he just calls her short.

* All the girls fighting each other over who gets to wash Touta's back fifty times. [[spoiler: Yukihime wins without knowing what's going on.]]

-->'''Ikkuu''': Do you like (Touta)?
-->'''Kuromaru:''' No!
-->'''Kirie''': I do not!
-->'''Narration''': [[Theater/{{Hamlet}} Methinks she doth protest too much?!]]

* Touta's rather mundane dream which involves growing old and drinking in a bar RatPack Style. Then Yukihimes reaction to said dream.

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* Ikku has party poppers built into his shoulders.

'''Kirie:''' Just a... [[ArtisticLicenseBiology do you even know what you're saying]]!?

* Jinbei takes Touta and Kuromaru to a SwordInTheStone that nobody has proven able to pull out. Naturally, Touta is able to do it easily... Because he was apparently the only one to notice the sword had a ''switch'' that could set it from "Super Heavy" to "Super Light".

** Turns out the wrestling was for kitchen duty, and Touta is a really good cook. So when Touta loses, ''everyone'' wins (except him).

* While the [[spoiler: supposed]] serial killer is tracking UQ Holder, he realizes that Touta is about to break into his hideout. Turns out that they're now room mates.

* Shinobu's arrival at UQ Holder. Especially since it's a ShoutOut to Keitaro's ([[BookEnds and Ema's]]) arrival at the Hinata House in ''Manga/LoveHina''.