History Funny / ToddInTheShadowsCinemadonna

-->'''[[Creator/{{Madonna}} Nikki]]''': "Knock knock."

[[Music/{{Cher}} Gypsies, tramps and thieves, we heard it from the people of the town]], [[FleetwoodMac TUSK!]]\\

[[Music/SnoopDogg La-di-da-di-da, It's the motherfuckin' D-O-Double-G,Snoop Dogg]], TUSK!\\

* Todd recognizing a familiar face playing the Queen:

* [[MundaneMadeAwesome "We're going around a tree!]] [[SarcasmMode Whee!"]]
** His reaction to seeing Prince Edward spiking everybody's drinks, [[AnachronismStew set to the Sex Pistols]].

* When "American Life" starts playing, Todd is understandably disturbed.
** [[FromBadToWorse That's because this made him remember]] ''[[FromBadToWorse what]]'' [[FromBadToWorse this tour was about]]:
--->'''Todd''': Aww! God, I'm just remembering that this movie came out in the wake of one of Madonna's ''[[DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible worst albums]]''! Oh, God, it's the one where she tried to make, like, social commentary and- ''Oh, God, oh, God, this is the song where she raps!''

--->'''Todd''': Aww! God, I'm just remembering that this movie came out in the wake of one of Madonna's ''[[SoBadItsHorrible worst albums]]''! Oh, God, it's the one where she tried to make, like, social commentary and- ''Oh, God, oh, God, this is the song where she raps!''

* The UnfortunateImplications-laden score, ironically by Music/GeorgeHarrison[[note]]As Todd comments on a photo of him and Ravi Shankar, he was "famously into Eastern culture, but apparently, not THAT far to the east".[[/note]], and the [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Chopsticks scene.]]

[[Literature/ThreeLittlePigs Little pig, little pig, let me in!]] [[Music/GreenJelly Not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin!]]

[[Literature/ThreeLittlePigs Little pig, little pig, let me in! Not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin!]] [[note]](Green Jelly - "Three Little Pigs")[[/note]]\\

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* He starts out pretending to be a huge theater nerd and fan of the musical, before deliberately making mistakes sure to make any actual theater nerd's eye twitch, such as claiming that ''Evita'' is his favorite Creator/StephenSondheim play after ''Theatre/FiddlerOnTheRoof''.

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* After mentioning Abel Ferrara's previous hit movie ''Film/BadLieutenant'', Todd refers to this movie as ''Bad Director''. He also admits that while ''Bad Lieutenant'' isn't a comedy, it's actually ''really'' similar to ''Film/BadSanta''.

* The film's plot contrivances become so baffling that Todd asks if this is actually a Tommy Wiseau movie. Cue Rupert Everett shouting "[[Film/TheRoom You betrayed me!]]"

--> '''Todd:''' And they end up together, or at least until she inevitably leaves him, [[ComicBook/HarleyQuinn puts on a clown outfit and falls in love with]] SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker.
** What makes this additionally funny is that Madonna was at one point considered for the role of Harley Quinn in a sequel to ''Film/BatmanAndRobin''.

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* After mentioning Abel Ferrara's previous hit movie ''Film/BadLieutenant'', Todd refers to this movie as ''Bad Director''.

* "But it should be pointed out that she made two movies that year. One of them, she pre-emptively trashed as a total failure. [[FromBadToWorse And it wasn't the one you just watched.]] [[TemptingFate How bad does a movie have to be that Madonna intentionally sabotages it herself?]]" Cue a snippet of Creator/HarveyKeitel from the trailer. He's pretty much incomprehensible.

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** [[FromBadToWorse That's because this made him remember ''what'' this tour was about]]:

-->'''Todd''': "In another era, he would have been able to sooth his pain with Music/LinkinPark songs, but back then poor David had no escape."

* Also Todd saying that Roberta must have super EasyAmnesia, repeatedly bonking himself on the head and asking "Who am I?"

* "Let me tell ya, one of the joys of perusing my way through the Madonna filmography is that all her movies seem to be bad in completely different ways. And ''Who's That Girl?'' adds another flavor to the rainbow of badness, '''obnoxious'''!!"

*** Desperately Seeking Susan: BORING
*** Shanghai Surprise: STUPID

* The way he describes the movie: [[spoiler:ComicBook/SinCity... but for kids]].
* His impression of Danny Elfman writing the film's score, by just making a couple minor adjustments to his ''Batman'' score.

* When showing a hammy performance from Julianne Moore, an arrow slowly drops into frame and points at her, saying [[CaptionHumor "Oscar Winner."]]

* "But it should be pointed out that she made two movies that year. One of them, she pre-emptively trashed as a total failure. [[FromBadToWorse And it wasn't the one you just watched.]] [[TemptingFate How bad does a movie have to be that Madonna intentionally sabotages it herself?]]" Cue a snippet of Harvey Keitel from the trailer. He's pretty much incomprehensible.

* After mentioning Abel Ferrara's previous hit movie ''Bad Lieutenant'', Todd refers to this movie as ''Bad Director''.

** Similarly, Todd's declaration of John Malkovich being cast as a clown in "Shadows and Fog" is "the greatest casting of all time".
* Todd's [[HilariousInHindsight comments]] about [[YourCheatingHeart Malkovich's infidelity]] towards Mia Farrow and her and Woody Allen adopting a daughter together at the end of ''Shadows and Fog''.
* "Oh, and, yes, Madonna sings the theme [to ''Film/DieAnotherDay''], so naturally, she gets a cameo -- just like ''{{Film/Thunderball}}'', where Sean Connery fought a seven-foot-tall robot Tom Jones."

* Todd wraps up his coverage of ''Film/ArthurAndTheInvisibles'' by showing a clip from the movie with the characters fighting on top of a record player. When the song changes to [[Music/ChuckBerry "You Never Can Tell"]] and Selenia starts dancing like Creator/UmaThurman in ''Film/PulpFiction'', Todd just says "Fuck this movie!" and moves on to the next one.

* "Why were you and Guy Ritchie a thing?!"

--> "Ending your plea for peace by singing 'Imagine' is like having 'Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)' as your graduation theme. It just shouldn't happen anymore."