History Funny / Titus

* For good BlackComedy, a {{flashback}} shows Kid Titus telling his dad that his teacher told the class they can be anything they want to be. [[AbusiveParents Ken]] responds:

** Ken's completely cordial and fatherly tone makes it funny.

** Ken to Titus in the present: "Cars still heavy, boy?"

* Titus' impression of Tommy.

* Titus' line in the Neutral Space:

-->'''Ken:''' ''[after Christopher pimped out his truck and he got a DUI]'' You built me a cop magnet! I might as well have been [[{{Profiling}} a black guy]] driving a [[DonutMessWithACop large powdered doughnut!]]
* The ImagineSpot of Ken and Christopher at the beach after Ken admits he doesn't remember telling his son that he was proud of him, showing Ken trying to drown Titus in the ocean, Ken shoving two ice cream cones (ice cream side up) in Titus' eyes and Titus falling over, and Ken burying Titus in the sand headfirst, putting a pirate hat on his feet, sneering "Arr!", and leaving him.

* In the flashback of Ken trying to escape a deranged Juanita (a continuation of the end of "Mom's Not Nuts", only with Frances Fisher as Juanita instead of Christine Esterbrook), he yells at a cop to slap the cuffs on her. Because schizophrenics can exhibit SuperStrength due to a chemical imbalance in the brain, Juanita (who's not very tall or [[MusclesAreMeaningless muscular]]) hurls the cop over his police car. Ken looks on in horror as the cop cleared the lights, then [[InLoveWithYourCarnage comments on how hot Juanita is for doing that]].

* A nice piece of BlackComedy: Merritt asking "What size were his shoes?" after everyone realizes that Juanita shot and killed Bill, AND Erin decides she and Titus can't get married that day after all.

-->'''Ken:''' That explains it. First time I ever saw a black man take a TV ''into'' a house.

* Everything about "The Kenge Gets Revenge" (a Creator/DrSeuss-esque rhyming children's book about how Ken has been driven to revenge for everything Titus has done).

* When Erin tells the jury that Titus, Dave, and Tommy tied up Juanita's abusive husband before Juanita shot him, [[NotHelpingYourCase Titus and Tommy hide their faces]] while [[CloudCuckoolander Dave]] just happily nods.

* Anything involving Titus' grandmother.

* Tommy brags to Titus that he nailed Shannon after Shannon decides to go back to Stefan. Titus' response? "That's nice. But you also nailed ''[[PapaWolf his]]'' [[DaddysGirl daughter]]." Cut to Ken standing a few feet away from Tommy, with a very predatory but still very funny smile on his face. "Ha," indeed.

* Dave's mini-snowman, which he names "Phil." Titus takes Phil and throws him off the slope.
* Titus' life flashing before his eyes, only to find the only good memories are of his father calling him a "wussy." When Titus plays the memory back in the Neutral Space, all three Kens harmonize, "Wussy!"

* "There are gonna be three hits, Perry. Me hitting you. You hitting the floor. And then you hitting on the paramedic!"

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* The extended reveal when Titus calls out for "Pudding" to man up and admit to harassing Erin. First up is Jim, who admits to Erin's pens. Then Bobby pipes up about intentionally dropping change so that [[EatingTheEyeCandy Erin will pick it up]]; he spent $45 in one ''month''. Finally is an accountant who Erin doesn't even recognize but intentionally bumps into her when she goes to the bathroom; [[TooMuchInformation she'd gone twice that day]]. And she wasn't aware of ''any'' of it. And then comes in Erin's ''female'' coworker who was the actual harasser, as she thought [[MistakenForGay Erin was a lesbian]].

* Titus muses about how, while women are [[MenUseViolenceWomenUseCommunication better at mental and emotional manipulation]], men still get to hunt, gather, plow fields, and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers die ten years earlier]]. Cut to a fight with an ex-girlfriend about how she cheated on him, wrecked his car, and killed his fish... only for her to apologize half-heartedly [[DistractedByTheSexy while stretching her leg up to her head while wearing spandex]].