History Funny / TheYoungOnes

* [[EstablishingCharacterMoment Vyvyan's first entrance]] is priceless - he [[DynamicEntry smashes through the kitchen wall]] carrying a severed leg as the other three are eating dinner. Rick shouts, "Vyvyan, you might have washed your hands!", prompting Vyv to walk over to the kitchen sink, kick it so that it falls of the wall, and wash his hands in the water flowing through where the tap used to be.

** Rick's reaction when "Rock Around the Clock" begins playing? An annoyed "Well, that's put the rent up by a third!"

'''Rick''': Yes, Vyvyan, but it was nailed to the ceiling in the living room!

-->'''Rick:''' ''(trying to close the door on Vyvyan)'' Vyvyan, this is ''my'' bedroom!\\

'''Rick:''' Yes, I was here first!\\

'''Rick:''' Look, I don't need witnesses, just get off my property!\\

'''Rick:''' ''(runs over, grabs Vyvyan's clothes, kicks out the window glass, and throws the clothes out)'' No they're not, Vyvyan!\\

'''Rick:''' ... all right then, ''have'' the bedroom!\\

'''Rick:''' You said it was yours just now!\\

* "Crop-rotation in the 14th Century was considerably more widespread after...John."

'''Neil:''' There's ''someone'' at the ''door''... Neil...\\

* Vyvyan's secret potion, stored in a can of Coca-Cola. "It's basically a cure...for not bein' an axe-wieldin' homicidal maniac!"
** And later on, Jerzi Bolowski ends up drinking it and turning into an axe-wielding homicidal maniac, of course.
--->'''Jerzi:''' Ah! Coca-Cola! Symbol of free West! ''[begins drinking it]''
* With nothing to do because of the rain, the lads resort to playing hide-and-seek. Vyvyan climbs into the wardrobe... and somehow ends up in Narnia. Later in the episode, Jerzi also ends up in Narnia while pursuing the lads in his homicidal rage.

'''Neil:''' Hey! Hey, guys! Great idea, listen. Listen. Why don't we, right, decide who's gonna answer the door, right, and then- and then that person could, like, go and answer it, right, and then- ''[Vyvyan begins yawning]'' and then, find out who it is and who they want to see, right, and then, like, come back in here, ''[Rick begins sobbing, literally bored to tears]'' and tell whoever it is that there's someboy who wants to see them! Yeah?\\

* Rick's DoubleTake at seeing Helen in his bed.
* The radio announcer tries to warn the lads that Helen (Jennifer Saunders), the mysterious girl Rick found in his bed that morning, is a murderess, but as Neil has been knocked unconscious (by Helen, of course), Rick and Vyvyan are busy fighting over whether or not Rick is still a virgin, and Mike is trying to seduce Helen (who is trying to kill him), no-one is paying attention...

'''Vyvyan:''' Missed me, ''virgin!''

'''Vyvyan:''' Not for long, matey!

* One of the teenagers being interviewed for ''[[ShowWithinAShow Nozin' Aroun']]'' complains about not being treated like an adult because he can't drink in pubs right after he sniffs some glue ''onscreen''. His constant bulging eyes makes him look psychotic, adding to the hilarity.

* Vyvyan thinks the vacuum cleaner is lacking something, so he modifies it. It's now so powerful that it rips up the floorboards, flies out the window and sucks up one of Neil's hippie friends in the process. Luckily, the bag fills quickly so the damage it does is limited.
--> '''Mike''': Vyvyan, that thing is the domestic equivalent of a black hole. You are not to use it.
--> '''Vyvyan''': But Michael....
--> '''Mike''': ''You are not to use it.''
--> '''Vyvyan''': ({{Beat}}) Poof.

* Rick's "Hands up who likes me" bet, immediately followed by his hilariously botched attempt to commit suicide.
--> '''Neil''': Vyv, is it, like, actually possible to kill yourself with laxative pills?
--> '''Vyvyan''': I dunno, Neil. But I'm gonna stay and find out.

* The ''UniversityChallenge'' sequence, perhaps the best-remembered scene in the series:

--> '''Vyvyan''': {{Beat}} Poof.

--> '''Neil''': Vyv, is it, like, actually possible to kill yourself with laxative pills.

'''Neil:''' Er... yeah, they're all right.\\

* A frustrated Vyvyan kills the Footlights College, Oxbridge team with a German Stick Grenade.
** Miss Money-Sterling is KilledMidSentence as this happens, continuing her conversation about her Porsche.

-->'''Vyvyan:''' Do you make an enormous amount of money by sticking your first up a duck's bottom?\\

* The ending where the Neil's [[AllJustADream dream]] about being beaten at the party and him waking up in his room is [[SubvertedTrope subverted]] when ''that'' turns out to be a dream and Vyv's friends kick him in the head.

'''Rick:''' ''(putting his fingers in his ears and closing his eyes)'' '''''DIDN'T DIDN'T DIDN'T DIDN'T!!!'''''\\

'''Rick:''' Wish we had a video. [[CompletelyMissingThePoint Then I could tape it and watch it in the morning.]]

* Neil prepares for the explosion of the bomb by reading the "incredibly helpful and informative ''Protect and Survive'' manual" and building a shelter under the kitchen table.

* [[EstablishingCharacterMoment Vyvyan's first entrance]] is priceless - he smashes through the kitchen wall carrying a severed leg as the other three are eating dinner. Rick shouts, "Vyvyan, you might have washed your hands!", prompting Vyv to walk over to the kitchen sink, kick it so that it falls of the wall, and wash his hands in the water flowing through where the tap used to be.

* [[EstablishingCharacterMoment Vyvyan's first entrance is priceless - he smashes through the kitchen wall carrying a severed leg as the other three are eating dinner. Rick shouts, "Vyvyan, you might have washed your hands!", prompting Vyv to walk over to the kitchen sink, kick it so that it falls of the wall, and wash his hands in the water flowing through where the tap used to be.]]

** And later on, Jerzi Bolowski ends up drinking it and turning into an axe-weilding homicidal maniac of course.

* Vyvyan's rant against ''TheGoodLife'':

* Vyvyan setting Rick's overalls on fire, and Rick and Mike's very nonchalant reaction.
* This:
--> '''Rick''': "God, I hate him! He's a bore, he's a dwip, and he's a bloody eavesdropper!"\\
--> '''Neil''': ''(sticking his head through the window)'' I heard that, Rick!\\

* Vyvyan's first entrance is priceless - he smashes through the kitchen wall carrying a severed leg as the other three are eating dinner. Rick shouts, "Vyvyan, you might have washed your hands!", prompting Vyv to walk over to the kitchen sink, kick it so that it falls of the wall, and wash his hands in the water flowing through where the tap used to be.

'''Rick:''' Wish we had a video. Then I could tape it and watch it in the morning.

-->'''Neil:''' When you said "panic", I didn't think you meant "hang me".\\

'''Woman:''' Cor, that looked just like a negative reality inversion, didn't it?\\

* The cricket game, where Vyv throws the ball to Mike, who swings and hits Neil in the face, and then again when Vyv never throws the ball and just bonks Rick on the head with it.

---> '''Guy on PIF:''' Now what happens when your car (depicted as a cricket bat with a breeze block nailed to it) mounts the pavement? *Proceeds to completely destroy everything on the table* Think once! Think twice! Think don't drive your car on the pavement!

* The clueless bank robbery by the lads, which ends up working as Rick inadvertedly foils a real robbery and gets the money using a water pistol.

* Vyvyan eating ketchup with caviar and Rick trying to smoke several cigars at once.

* Rick deduces that, [[Narcissist as the most attractive]], he will be the vampire's first target, and tries to dissuade it:

* From "Time", the radio announcer is trying to warn the lads that Helen (Jennifer Saunders), the mysterious girl Rick found in his bed that morning, is a murderess, but as Neil has been knocked unconscious (by Helen, of course), Rick and Vyvyan are busy fighting over whether or not Rick is still a virgin, and Mike is trying to seduce Helen (who is trying to kill him), no-one is paying attention...

'''Vyvyan:''' I will, I will, just as soon as I've blown you to pieces! ''[fires a round as Rick dives for cover]''

'''Vyvyan:''' Not for long, matey!\\

* Neil: "When you guys said 'panic', I didn't think that meant ''hang me''."

--> '''Neil's Mother''': Neil, did you make your bed?\\

* Neil: ''mumbling'' Shut-up-Vyvyan-that's-my-Dad-you're-talking-to.