History Funny / TheWolfOfWallStreet

** To finish the act, [[spoiler:[[BrickJoke we]] [[RealityEnsues later]] see that in reality Jordan drove his Lamborghini as recklessly as someone high on drugs would. Thia scene is made funnier in a relevant flashback with Jordan attempting to do what a person with road rage would do while on cerebral palsy, while his right foot is propped up on the dashboard.]]

** [[spoiler:Returning home, Jordan gets into an [[MoodDissonance comically sloppy fight with Donny over Donny's money laundering screw-up]], culminating to Jordan attempting to restrain Donny using a wall phone's cord and Donny managing to accidentally slingshot the cord to Jordan's face. When Donny intentionally chokes on some ham in an apparent suicide attempt, Jordan does a vial of coke while a [[ComicStrip/Popeye Popeye cartoon]] plays in the background so that he can save Donny.]]

** [[spoiler:Returning home, Jordan gets into an [[MoodDissonance comically sloppy fight with Donny over Donny's money laundering screw-up]], culminating to Jordan attempting to restrain Donny using a wall phone's cord and Donny managing to accidentally slingshot the cord to Jordan's face. When Donny intentionally chokes on some ham in an apparent suicide attempt, Jordan does a vial of coke while a Popeye cartoon plays in the background so that he can save Donny.]]

** [[spoiler:To explain, Jordan uses a cocktail of drugs for both recreational and performance enhancing purposes. When Donny botches a money laundering job, he attempts to numb his worries away by inviting Jordan to do some old Quaalude pills that are of a higher dosage than normal. Thinking they expired after taking numerous pills, both men go about their business but later realize that the Quaaludes kick in over an hour late, and hit much harder due to the higher intake. Jordan, having been forced out of his home to call his father on a payphone and finding out about Donny's botched job, loses his motor skills midway through the call and throughout his journey back home, forcing him to crawl across the floor, roll painfully down a flight of stairs, before crawling into his Lamborghini and driving a mile an hour home.]]
** [[spoiler:Returning home, Jordan gets into an [[MoodDissonance comically sloppy fight with Donny over Donny's money laundering screw-up]], culminating to Jordan attempting to restrain Donny using a wall phone's cord and Donny managing to accidentally slingshot the cord to Jordan's face, before Donny intentionally chokes on some ham in an apparent suicide attempt. Jordan then does a vial of coke while a Popeye cartoon plays in the background so that he can save Donny.]]

* The initial meeting with the Swiss banker.
-->'''Belfort:''' ''(inner monologue)'' What I'm asking, you Swiss dick, is are you going to fuck me over.
-->'''Saurel:''' ''(inner monologue)'' I understand perfectly, you American ''shit.''

* "On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my 'back pain,' Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine... Well, because it's awesome."

** Donnie's line of "I'm not going to let just anyone fuck my cousin"

--> Jordan: [[spoiler:Benihana? Beni-fucking-hana?! BENI-FUCKING-HANA?!! WHY?!!! WHY, WHY GOD?! Why would you be so cruel as to choose a chain of fucking hibachi restaurants to take me down?]]

* The scene in London between Aunt Emma and Jordan, where Jordan assumes that Aunt Emma is flirting with him in his thoughts. When he comes on to her, Aunt Emma thinks in panic ("Oh my god, he's flirting with me!") and then he kisses her full on the face, which she tells him to back off from, telling him it would be a [[NoYay really bad idea]].

* Jordan takes a job at a very small firm in the wake of his first firm's closing after Black Monday. His first conversation with his new boss has him saying that if Jordan sells 10,000 stocks, he'll suck his dick... and that he hopes that it happens. Very quickly, Jordan does his first cold call there: his tactics manage to sell 4,000 and get the entire rest of the building staring at him.

* Jordan and Naomi's fight after he mutter Venice in his sleep. She repeatedly throws water in Jordan's face which results in a MinorInjuryOverreaction from Jordan. The icing on the cake is when there's a jump cut to who Venice actually is, a dominatrix who puts Jordan though a brutal BDSM session.

* Jordan, sobering up from a drugged high of qualudes on a plane trip to Switzerland, finds himself restrained on the airline seat by the captain. [[Cutaway Gag Cue a flashback]] showing a drugged up, hypersexual Jordan attempting to hump and make out with the stewardesses while his friends and other passengers try to stop him. All greatly accompanied by a fast version of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj9pv_SqARE Sloop John B]].

* Jordan, sobering up from a drugged high of qualudes on a plane trip to Switzerland, finds himself restrained on the airline seat by the captain. Cue a flashback showing a drugged up, hypersexual Jordan attempting to hump and make out with the stewardesses while his friends and other passengers try to stop him. All greatly accompanied by a fast version of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj9pv_SqARE Sloop John B]].

* The meal with Hanna is so surreal that it becomes hilarious, Hard to say what makes the better punchline, Hanna shamelessly defining what they do as a racket, ''prescribing'' him to jerk off at least twice a day instead of 4 times a week -rookie numbers-, introducing cocaine as the key of success or his absurd humming + chest thumping. And everything is delivered completely straight by MatthewMcConaughey.

** [[spoiler:Returning home, Jordan gets into an [[MoodDissonance comically sloppy fight with Donny over Donny's money laundering screw-up]], culminating to Jordan attempting to restrain Donny using a wall phone's cord and Donny managing to accidentally slingshot the receiver of the phone to Jordan's face, before Donny intentionally chokes on some ham in an apparent suicide attempt. Jordan then does a vial of coke while a Popeye cartoon plays in the background so that he can save Donny.]]

** [[spoiler:To explain, Jordan uses a cocktail of drugs for both recreational and performance enhancing purposes. When Donny botches a money laundering job, he attempts to numb his worries away by inviting Jordan to do some old Quaaludes pills that are of a higher dosage than normal. Thinking they expired after taking numerous pills, both men go about their business but later realize that the Quaalude kick in over an hour late, and hit harder due to the higher intake. Jordan, having been forced out of his home to call his father on a payphone and finding out about Donny's botched job, loses his motor skills midway through the call and throughout his journey back home, forcing him to crawl across the floor, roll painfully down a flight of stairs, before crawling into his Lamborghini and driving a mile an hour home.]]

** [[spoiler:To explain, Jordan uses a cocktail of drugs for both recreational and performance enhancing purposes. When Donny botches a money laundering job, he attempts to numb his worries away by inviting Jordan to do some old Quaaludes that are of a higher dosage than normal. Thinking they expired, both men go about their business but later realize that the Quaalude kick in over an hour late. Jordan, having been forced out of his home to call his father on a payphone and finding out about Donny's botched job, loses his motor skills midway through the call and throughout his journey back home, forcing him to crawl across the floor, roll painfully down a flight of stairs, before crawling into his Lamborghini and driving a mile an hour home.]]

** The fact that while Jordan is narrating this over [[spoiler:footage from a Benihana commercial]] is icing on the cake.

--> '''Donnie:''' I'll tell you what, [[spoiler:I'm never eating at Benihana again. I don't care whose birthday it is.]]

* Jordan, sobering up from a drugged high of qualudes on a plane trip to Switzerland, finds himself restrained on the airline seat by the captain. Cue a flashback showing a drugged up, hypersexual Jordan attempting to hump and make out with the stewardesses while his friends and other passengers try to stop him. All greatly accompanied by a fast verion of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj9pv_SqARE Sloop John B]].

* Jordan, sobering up from a drugged high of qualudes on a plane trip to Switzerland, finds himself restrained on the airline seat by the captain. Cue a flashback showing a drugged up, hypersexual Jordan attempting to hump and make out with the stewardesses while his friends and other passengers try to stop him. All accompanied by a fast versopm of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj9pv_SqARE Sloop John B]].

* Jordon, sobering up from a drugged high of qualudes on a plane trip to Switzerland, finds himself restrained on the airline seat by the captain. Cue a flashback showing a drugged up, hypersexual Jordon attempting to hump and make out with the stewardesses while his friends and other passengers try to stop him.
--> Jordon: "I called the captain the n-word?"

** [[spoiler:Returning home, Jordan gets into an [[MoodDissonance comically sloppy fight with Donny over Donny's money laundering screw-up]], culminating to Jordon attempting to restrain Donny using a wall phone's cord and Donny managing to accidentally slingshot the receiver of the phone to Jordon's face, before Donny intentionally chokes on some ham in an apparent suicide attempt. Jordan then does a vial of coke while a Popeye cartoon plays in the background so that he can save Donny.]]

** The fact that while Jordan is narrating this [[spoiler:a Benihana commercial plays on screen]] is icing on the cake.

** [[spoiler:To explain, Jordan uses a cocktail of drugs for both recreational and performance enhancing purposes. When Donny botches a money laundering job, he attempts to numb his worries away by inviting Jordan to do some old Quaaludes that are of a higher dosage than normal. Thinking they expired, both men go about their business but later realize that the Quaalude kick in over an hour late. Jordan, having been forced out of his home to call his father on a payphone about Donny's botched job, loses his motor skills midway in the call and throughout his journey back home, forcing him to crawl across the floor, roll painfully down a flight of stairs, before crawling into his Lamborghini and driving a mile an hour home.]]
** [[spoiler:Returning home, Jordan gets into an agonizingly sloppy fight with Donny over Donny's money laundering screw-up, culminating to Jordon attempting to restrain Donny using a wall phone's cord and Donny managing to accidentally slingshot the receiver of a phone to Jordon's face, before Donny intentionally chokes on some ham in an apparent suicide attempt. Jordan then does a vial of coke while a Popeye cartoon plays in the background so that he can save Donny.]]
** To finish the act, [[spoiler:[[BrickJoke we]] [[RealityEnsues later]] see that in reality Jordan drove his Lamborghini as recklessly as someone high on drugs would. That scene is made funnier with Jordan attempting to do what a person with road rage would do while on cerebral palsy, while his right foot is propped up on the dashboard.]]

** [[spoiler:Returning home, Jordan gets into an agonizingly sloppy fight with Donny over Donny's money laundering screw-up, culminating to Jordon attempted to restrain Donny using a wall phone's cord and Donny managing to accidentally slingshot the receiver of a phone to Jordon's face, before Donny intentionally chokes on some ham in an apparent suicide attempt. Jordan then does a vial of coke while a Popeye cartoon plays in the background so that he can save Donny.]]

* The scene with the [[spoiler:Lemmon qualudes. To explain, Jordan uses a cocktail of drugs for both recreational and performance enhancing purposes. So after he and Donny do some old qualudes that are of a higher dosage than normal but think they expired, it isn't until over an hour later that the qualudes kick in causing Jordan to lose his motor skills, forcing him to crawl across the floor, roll painfully down a flight of stairs, before crawling into his Lamborghini and driving a mile an hour home. When he gets home he gets into an agonizingly sloppy fight with Donny who tries to strangle him with a phone cord, before choking on some ham. Jordan then does a vial of coke while a Popeye cartoon plays in the background so that he can save Donny. [[BrickJoke We]] [[RealityEnsues later]] see that in reality Jordan drove his Lamborghini as recklessly as someone high on drugs would.]]
* When Jordan's [[spoiler:yacht threatens to sink, he sends Donnie down to grab a bag full of Quaaludes]], saying in a very deranged tone of voice: