History Funny / TheVampireDiaries

-->'''Stefan (trying to cover up Elena's scantily clad body with the covers):''' Seriously man, get out of here!

-->'''Sheriff''': Just because we're on good terms doesn't mean I'm okay with your...lifestyle

* In "The Descent" Caroline is kissing with Matt and shortly after that - with Tyler. She doesn't take it well:
-->'''Caroline:''' "Everyone just needs to stop kissing me!"

-->'''Damon''': "And the vampires were all 'GRRR!' and you were all '[[GirlyScream AAAH]]'!"

-->'''Elena''': "You were a boy scout, weren't you?"
-->'''Alaric''': (mutters) "Shut up"

-->'''Elena''': "Ric, take these" (Damon reaches for the ropes and is burned) "I said Ric"

-->'''Rebekah''': ... You are right, we got off the point.

--> '''Shane:'''....Oh, right.

* Meta: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkCBi1Kla3s This]] comic-con 2014 sketch which has Kat Graham and Ian Somerhalder wondering if their characters have been killed off as well as the reaction of other cast members. Highlights include Paul Wesley asking if Ian being killed off means he gets more money, Candice Accola's grudge against Kat for eating her sandwich and Nina Dobrev planning to take over Ian's room.

* Meta: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkCBi1Kla3s This]] comic-con 2014 sketch which has Kat Graham and Ian Somerhalder wondering if their characters have been killed off as well as the reaction of other cast members. Highlights include Paul Wesley asking if Ian being killed off means he gets more money and Nina Dobrev planning to take over Ian's room.

Meta: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkCBi1Kla3s This]] comic-con 2014 sketch which has Kat Graham and Ian Somerhalder wondering if their characters have been killed off as well as the reaction of other cast members. Highlights include Paul Wesley asking if Ian being killed off means he gets more money and Nina Dobrev planning to take over Ian's room.

Meta: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkCBi1Kla3s This]] comic-con 2014 sketch which has Kat Graham and Ian Somerhalder wondering if their characters have been killed off.

* Season 7 episode 15 has Damon looking after Bonnie in a hospital after she blacks out. When she wakes up Damon receives her with coffee and calling her [[Franchise/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Bonnieka Magica]]. She doesn't like the nickname, which implies she has seen the show as well.

* In episode 10 of season 4, Rebekah kidnaps Stefan, Caroline and Elena to interrogate them on how far they got on the cure. Upon finding out [[spoiler:Stefan and Elena broke up]], she proceeds to essentially toture them psychologically, asking more and more questions until she forces Elena to reveal [[spoiler:she genuinely loves Damon]]. A follow a long and sad silence, until...

* In the season five premire, Jeremy walking in on Damon and Elena.

** After Damon and Elena's heartfelt talk, Caroline walks back into their dorm room...[[ItMakesSenseInContext and sees Damon shirtless, both he and Elena tied to different chairs with a firepoker wedged deep into Elena's thigh.]] Her reaction?

-->''I've done this a thousand times, I get it. I'm the leverage, I'm that thing that everybody wants...I'm the friggin moonstone!''

* Just before Matt and Jeremy are about to [[spoiler: blow up the Travelers inside Mystic Grill]], Matt has this beautiful quip

--> '''Damon:''' What about me?
--> '''Rebekah:''' You have a nice behind.

* Caroline's OhCrap expression when, in 4x18, both she and [[spoiler: Klaus]] understand [[spoiler: just how much of her actual feelings for him she has revealed by angrily stating she should have turned her back on him ages ago (and realize she hasn't), as well as how close to each other they're standing]]. Crosses as a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming, albeit a strange one, and a [[spoiler: TheyReallyDoLoveEachOther]] one.

* Season 7 episode 15 has Damon looking after Bonnie in a hospital after she blacks out. When she wakes up Damon receives her with coffee and calling her [[PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Bonnieka Magica]]. She doesn't like the nickname, which implies she has seen the show as well.

There are several reasons this fact is funny:
Stefan's insitence that the babies are not hers whenever someone brings it up.
And this particualr scene from season 7 episode 12:

---> Stefan's insitence that the babies are not hers whenever someone brings it up.

(Upon facing trouble with caroline's pregnancy delivery)
'''Nurse(knowing he's not the father)''':Would you like for me to contact her boyfriend?
'''Stefan''': I'm her boyfriend. um (Nurse gives him a wierd look.) Yeah, he in, no The father's in Dallas for a job interview. I'll..I'll call him.

* Season 7 has Damon looking after Bonnie in a hospital after she blacks out. When she wakes up Damon receives her with coffee and calling her [[PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Bonnieka Magica]]. She doesn't like the nickname, which implies she has seen the show as well.

* Anytime Damon and Bonnie have a scene together, especially in season 6, as they are trapped in a 1994 prison. All they do is bicker like an old married couple or have rare sweet moments that seem to hint at a budding friendship.

* After Tyler notices several clues about Caroline, he finally confronts her with his suspicion that...she's a werewolf.

* When Rebekah snaps Caroline out of the trance Silas put her in by slapping her, Care's response is, "Bitch!"

* Almost every scene with Stefan at the beginning of the party in "Under Control" Specifically because it's very clear that he's ''not'' okay, and suffering terribly from the urge to drink human blood. What brings this into the funny territory is his arguing back and forth with Damon all while all this while twitching and jerking around like someone going through very real withdrawawl. Of course this is before things start to become serious...