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* After Emile and Tim's FailureMontage on Grip & Trip, it gets even ''worse'' in Crowded Cavern, and the two end up burning through all of their lives in one level, leading to their first Game Over. Jon, having had enough watching the two suffer, takes matters into his own hands and [[TheAce solos the level with significantly fewer attempts.]]
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* After Emile and Tim's FailureMontage on Grip & Trip, it gets even ''worse'' in Crowded Cavern, and the two end up burning through all of their lives in one level, leading to their first (and only) Game Over. Jon, having had enough watching the two suffer, takes matters into his own hands and [[TheAce solos the level with significantly fewer attempts.]]
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!!!Episode 5 - "Mysteries of Life"
* The very first line, leading to a discussion where even Jon has to admit that Emile's logic is sound.
-->'''Emile:''' And the other thing is: Do you gain weight when you fart? Because your intestines have something that's ligther than air in them, and then they no longer do.
* Emile reads out the first Chozo Lore in the episode in a manner that depicts all of the Chozo as hippies.
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!!! Episode 38 - ""How the Tim Stole Christmas""
* The episode's title comes from near the end, where Tim shoves himself through two presents to get to the door and exit the cabin. The Guys have a laugh and joke that Tim was having none of it, stealing the gifts and running away.
* The outro:
-->'''Tom:''' Next time...\\
'''Emile:''' We kill each other!\\
'''Tom:''' Versus! We're using our knifes and spatulas and forks as combat weapons!\\
'''Emile:''' We have knives!\\
'''Tom:''' You did a visual gag-\\
'''Jon:''' Why do you have a knife?\\
'''Emile:''' It's Masae's.\\
'''Jon:''' Why do you have Masae's knife?\\
'''Emile:''' She left it.\\
'''Jon:''' Why did she leave her knife?\\
'''Emile:''' Cause she...can fight well enough.\\
'''Tom:''' Why is it red?\\
'''Emile:''' ...Oh.\\
''(Jon bursts into laughter)''
* The episode's title comes from near the end, where Tim shoves himself through two presents to get to the door and exit the cabin. The Guys have a laugh and joke that Tim was having none of it, stealing the gifts and running away.
* The outro:
-->'''Tom:''' Next time...\\
'''Emile:''' We kill each other!\\
'''Tom:''' Versus! We're using our knifes and spatulas and forks as combat weapons!\\
'''Emile:''' We have knives!\\
'''Tom:''' You did a visual gag-\\
'''Jon:''' Why do you have a knife?\\
'''Emile:''' It's Masae's.\\
'''Jon:''' Why do you have Masae's knife?\\
'''Emile:''' She left it.\\
'''Jon:''' Why did she leave her knife?\\
'''Emile:''' Cause she...can fight well enough.\\
'''Tom:''' Why is it red?\\
'''Emile:''' ...Oh.\\
''(Jon bursts into laughter)''
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* The intro:
-->'''Tim:''' Is it possible to overcook water?\\
'''Jon:''' [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder Yes, it's called]] UsefulNotes/{{Steam}}.\\
'''Tim:''' Oh, which I played this on...not.
-->'''Tim:''' Is it possible to overcook water?\\
'''Jon:''' [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder Yes, it's called]] UsefulNotes/{{Steam}}.\\
'''Tim:''' Oh, which I played this on...not.
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* Running Gags
** ''Anyone'' can control the truck on the map screen. Naturally, this leads to plenty of moments where somebody takes the wheel and takes them off on a wild ride.
** Jon yelling at Chef Bagel whenever things get chaotic or he starts struggling with something.
--->'''Tom:''' I love that you're essentially just yelling at your cat.\\
** ''Anyone'' can control the truck on the map screen. Naturally, this leads to plenty of moments where somebody takes the wheel and takes them off on a wild ride.
** Jon yelling at Chef Bagel whenever things get chaotic or he starts struggling with something.
--->'''Tom:''' I love that you're essentially just yelling at your cat.\\
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* Episode 1: What is Cooperation?
** The title itself is hilarious in that it's basically a [[SelfDeprecation jab at their own chaotic coordination]], especially in a game that is notoriously demanding with it.
** Tom [[LargeHam dramatically declares]] that while they survived ''VideoGame/DokaponKingdom'', ''this'' will be the thing that tears The Runaway Guys apart. Emile disagrees, suggesting that this will straight up ''kill them'':
--->'''Emile:''' "I've seen Jon cook hot dogs and have to call the fire department."\\
* Episode 1: What is Cooperation?
** The title itself is hilarious in that it's basically a [[SelfDeprecation jab at their own chaotic coordination]], especially in a game that is notoriously demanding with it.
** Tom [[LargeHam dramatically declares]] that while they survived ''VideoGame/DokaponKingdom'', ''this'' will be the thing that tears The Runaway Guys apart. Emile disagrees, suggesting that this will straight up ''kill them'':
--->'''Emile:''' "I've seen Jon cook hot dogs and have to call the fire department."\\
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*** [[HilariousInHindsight For amusing context]], [[CallBack in ]][[CallBack ''Castle Crashers'']], Jon ''had'' mentioned [[NoodleIncident suffering a forest fire]] ''[[MindScrew in his house]]'', that he ''literally said'' was caused by him trying to cook hot dogs.
** They unlock a new chef design that's a near dead-ringer for Emile.
** The episode ends with Jon hijacking the truck and driving North (to Canada, apparently), and Emile yelling that [[InsaneTrollLogic it's 1993 so Canada doesn't exist yet]].
* Episode 2: Shove My Friends
** As Emile considers which of his lookalikes he should play as, he mentions that he's always wanted to be in a video game. Jon points out that his cat Bagel has gotten into two different games, and one of his ''emotes'' is a mask in ''VideoGame/BloodstainedRitualOfTheNight''.
*** Hilariously, later in the episode, they unlock a new chef: an orange cat that they immediately dub Chef Bagel.
** Jon drives the truck into water on the map, causing Tom to make a LargeHam drowning impression.
** The title stems from Emile complaining about how, while he's able to shove the other players around, he isn't able to [[MakesSenseInContext shove around random strangers on the street]].
** The group tries to come up with their own blend of HashHouseLingo to help co-ordinate the burger level. Keyword being "tries".
* Episode 4: Desert Bus
** The first level takes place on two trucks driving down the highway. Jon immediately walks off the edge of one of the trucks and dies.
--->'''Jon:''' I had to know. I had to test it.
* Episode 5: More Conveyor Belts
** Emile brings up an incident where he overheard a conversation Jon had over the phone with his sister. One that was mostly mundane save for the part where she casually asked [[BreadEggsMilkSquick what he was going to do with the moose their father shot.]] Jon [[LampshadeHanging lampshades]] that it's just as bizarre to ''him'' that Emile remembers a random phone call from years ago.
*** Recalling this sends Emile into a giggle fit akin to [[Funny/TheRunawayGuysFortuneStreet the 'poots' incident]], with Jon calling him out on it... only causing him to laugh even harder.
** They unlock a new chef design that's a near dead-ringer for Emile.
** The episode ends with Jon hijacking the truck and driving North (to Canada, apparently), and Emile yelling that [[InsaneTrollLogic it's 1993 so Canada doesn't exist yet]].
* Episode 2: Shove My Friends
** As Emile considers which of his lookalikes he should play as, he mentions that he's always wanted to be in a video game. Jon points out that his cat Bagel has gotten into two different games, and one of his ''emotes'' is a mask in ''VideoGame/BloodstainedRitualOfTheNight''.
*** Hilariously, later in the episode, they unlock a new chef: an orange cat that they immediately dub Chef Bagel.
** Jon drives the truck into water on the map, causing Tom to make a LargeHam drowning impression.
** The title stems from Emile complaining about how, while he's able to shove the other players around, he isn't able to [[MakesSenseInContext shove around random strangers on the street]].
** The group tries to come up with their own blend of HashHouseLingo to help co-ordinate the burger level. Keyword being "tries".
* Episode 4: Desert Bus
** The first level takes place on two trucks driving down the highway. Jon immediately walks off the edge of one of the trucks and dies.
--->'''Jon:''' I had to know. I had to test it.
* Episode 5: More Conveyor Belts
** Emile brings up an incident where he overheard a conversation Jon had over the phone with his sister. One that was mostly mundane save for the part where she casually asked [[BreadEggsMilkSquick what he was going to do with the moose their father shot.]] Jon [[LampshadeHanging lampshades]] that it's just as bizarre to ''him'' that Emile remembers a random phone call from years ago.
*** Recalling this sends Emile into a giggle fit akin to [[Funny/TheRunawayGuysFortuneStreet the 'poots' incident]], with Jon calling him out on it... only causing him to laugh even harder.
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* As Emile considers which of his lookalikes he should play as, he mentions that he's always wanted to be in a video game. Jon points out that his cat Bagel has gotten into two different games, and one of his ''emotes'' is a mask in ''VideoGame/BloodstainedRitualOfTheNight''.
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* The first level takes place on two trucks driving down the highway. Jon immediately walks off the edge of one of the trucks and dies.
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* Emile brings up an incident where he overheard a conversation Jon had over the phone with his sister. One that was mostly mundane save for the part where she casually asked [[BreadEggsMilkSquick what he was going to do with the moose their father shot.]] Jon [[LampshadeHanging lampshades]] that it's just as bizarre to ''him'' that Emile remembers a random phone call from years ago.
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** After Emile brings up the phone call [[RuleOfThree three times]] over the course of one stage, Jon jokes about him cutting up the video to snip out the evidence.
--->'''Emile:''' "Dan, that's up to you!"\\
--->'''Emile:''' "Dan, that's up to you!"\\
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*** This leads to plenty of FunWithSubtitles, as Dan proceeds to respond to the Guys' continuing tangent of speculating on how he'll respond to the duo's conflicting orders.
* Episode 7: No Bacon Double Cheeseburgers
** The title stems from Emile giving Jon grief for being a PickyEater, over Jon's protests that his actual wife has acknowledged that he's gotten better:
--->'''Jon:''' ''[pausing the game]'' "I will pause and look at you to say don't you start with this."\\
* Episode 7: No Bacon Double Cheeseburgers
** The title stems from Emile giving Jon grief for being a PickyEater, over Jon's protests that his actual wife has acknowledged that he's gotten better:
--->'''Jon:''' ''[pausing the game]'' "I will pause and look at you to say don't you start with this."\\
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* The title stems from Emile giving Jon grief for being a PickyEater, over Jon's protests that his actual wife has acknowledged that he's gotten better:
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*** The best part? They still managed to get 3 stars on the level despite all the infighting.
---->'''Tom:''' "How do we still have synergy during this?"\\
---->'''Tom:''' "How do we still have synergy during this?"\\
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* Episode 9: Clustertrucks
** The title of the episode comes from level 3-3, another highway level demanding both soup ''and'' fried fish and chips. To say it's chaotic is an understatement.
* Episode 17: This is fine.
** In one attempt at 3-3, Emile tries to help out Jon and Tim by leaving them ingredients. Unfortunately, he drops so much fish on the floor that it starts getting in their way.
--->'''Jon:''' There's too much fish here! I literally can't put anything down because there's so much fish here! I don't know where the fire extinguisher is!
* Episode 18: No Dashing
** The Guys spend the first minute of the episode discussing strategy for stage 3-4, ultimately agreeing to keep dashing to a minimum to avoid knocking each other off the platform. Then, almost immediately after starting the stage, Tim, Tom, and Emile all manage to fall into the water and drown.
* Episode 25: On the Cusp
** The exchange that happens after the group takes a break from Level 5-4:
--->'''Tom:''' "We had a rest. We had time to plan. We've got a strategy."\\
** The title of the episode comes from level 3-3, another highway level demanding both soup ''and'' fried fish and chips. To say it's chaotic is an understatement.
* Episode 17: This is fine.
** In one attempt at 3-3, Emile tries to help out Jon and Tim by leaving them ingredients. Unfortunately, he drops so much fish on the floor that it starts getting in their way.
--->'''Jon:''' There's too much fish here! I literally can't put anything down because there's so much fish here! I don't know where the fire extinguisher is!
* Episode 18: No Dashing
** The Guys spend the first minute of the episode discussing strategy for stage 3-4, ultimately agreeing to keep dashing to a minimum to avoid knocking each other off the platform. Then, almost immediately after starting the stage, Tim, Tom, and Emile all manage to fall into the water and drown.
* Episode 25: On the Cusp
** The exchange that happens after the group takes a break from Level 5-4:
--->'''Tom:''' "We had a rest. We had time to plan. We've got a strategy."\\
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* The title of the episode comes from level 3-3, another highway level demanding both soup ''and'' fried fish and chips. To say it's chaotic is an understatement.
* The guys replay 3-3 to get a higher score, this time with the tactic to grab as much ingredients as possible to make food ahead of time. In an attempt to turn in a finished Mushroom Soup, Tom dashes towards the truck as it's about to go to the other side, only to fall off and lose the soup. Jon pauses the game to process what happened while the guys laugh the entire time.
-->'''Tom:''' I tried...\\
'''Jon:''' I was doing so good in a truck by myself...\\
'''Tom:''' And then Tom comes along!\\
'''Jon:''' ...And then Tom comes along and throws my soup on the street!
!!! Episode 17 - ""This is
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* The Guys spend the first minute of the episode discussing strategy for stage 3-4, ultimately agreeing to keep dashing to a minimum to avoid knocking each other off the platform. Then, almost immediately after starting the stage, Tim, Tom, and Emile all manage to fall into the water and drown.
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* Episode 28: Four Square Meals
** The four take on [[BreatherLevel 6-2]] and three star it their first try, starting off on a high note. Then, 6-3 proves to be ThatOneLevel and stumps them for the rest of the video.
** Emile taints a pot of soup, so Jon decides to drop the pot into the river. Jon promptly throws himself in instead of the pot, then Tim picks the pot up and runs into the river with it.
** Jon pulls off an ''amazing'' last second food delivery, which would have put them above one-star...[[YankTheDogsChain only for the game to not count it]].
** The four take on [[BreatherLevel 6-2]] and three star it their first try, starting off on a high note. Then, 6-3 proves to be ThatOneLevel and stumps them for the rest of the video.
** Emile taints a pot of soup, so Jon decides to drop the pot into the river. Jon promptly throws himself in instead of the pot, then Tim picks the pot up and runs into the river with it.
** Jon pulls off an ''amazing'' last second food delivery, which would have put them above one-star...[[YankTheDogsChain only for the game to not count it]].
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* Episode 32: I Love Soup-y
** Emile thought "cuck"[[note]]A contemptuous way to refer to weak or servile man and also the gender-neutral form of [[{{Cuckold}} "cuckold" and "cuckquean"]].[[/note]] was some cutesy way to say "cook", and tried to use it in the ''completely'' wrong way. Cue exasperation from Jon.
--->'''Emile:''' I'm gonna cuck myself up a delicious meal!\\
** Emile thought "cuck"[[note]]A contemptuous way to refer to weak or servile man and also the gender-neutral form of [[{{Cuckold}} "cuckold" and "cuckquean"]].[[/note]] was some cutesy way to say "cook", and tried to use it in the ''completely'' wrong way. Cue exasperation from Jon.
--->'''Emile:''' I'm gonna cuck myself up a delicious meal!\\
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!!!Episode 1 - "Played for Three Seconds"
* Jon's reaction to how far Emile got in the game is downright ''legendary''.
-->'''Emile:''' ''(at the opening gate)'' Okay. So, ''this'' is as far as I got when I played this the first time.\\
'''Jon:''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Are you KIDDING me?!]]
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!!!Episode 36 - "Five Monkey Trial"
*The video's very first line:
-->'''Emile:''' God, maybe I just, like, hate every second of my life around you.
**The above line apparently caused Jon to SpitTake on his mic, although we don't hear it.
*Emile and Tim have some ''wildly'' different reactions to the rising/sinking platforms of Red Red Rising.
-->'''Emile:''' ''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh no]]'', I see the gimmick!\\
''[[EpicFail (Tim leaps straight into the lava while Emile waits for the platform to rise again)]]''\\
'''Jon:''' [[DeadpanSnarker And Tim did not, apparently.]]
**Even better, Tim can be heard saying "Bring it on!" in the background right before his leap of death.
*Most of the Guys' attempts on Red Red Rising, including the winning attempt, have Tim die very quickly while Emile solos the rest of the level. The one time Emile dies first, however...
**'''Jon:''' ''(after Emile falls into lava)'' Well, Tim, your time to shine!\\
''(Barely five seconds later, Tim leaps into the side of an enemy and dies)''\\
'''Jon:''' Aaaand he shone.
*The video's very first line:
-->'''Emile:''' God, maybe I just, like, hate every second of my life around you.
**The above line apparently caused Jon to SpitTake on his mic, although we don't hear it.
*Emile and Tim have some ''wildly'' different reactions to the rising/sinking platforms of Red Red Rising.
-->'''Emile:''' ''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh no]]'', I see the gimmick!\\
''[[EpicFail (Tim leaps straight into the lava while Emile waits for the platform to rise again)]]''\\
'''Jon:''' [[DeadpanSnarker And Tim did not, apparently.]]
**Even better, Tim can be heard saying "Bring it on!" in the background right before his leap of death.
*Most of the Guys' attempts on Red Red Rising, including the winning attempt, have Tim die very quickly while Emile solos the rest of the level. The one time Emile dies first, however...
**'''Jon:''' ''(after Emile falls into lava)'' Well, Tim, your time to shine!\\
''(Barely five seconds later, Tim leaps into the side of an enemy and dies)''\\
'''Jon:''' Aaaand he shone.
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* When Jon fails the Bonus game in Moving Melters, Emile boasts about how he should have let him do it, calling himself an "old pro", and claiming he's been perfect at the bonus games. [[InstantlyProvenWrong Jon pauses the game and asks Dan to replay a moment in Episode 4 where Emile failed the same Bonus game]].
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* When Jon fails the Bonus game in Moving Melters, Emile boasts about how he should have let him do it, calling himself an "old pro", and claiming he's been perfect at the bonus Bonus games. [[InstantlyProvenWrong Jon pauses the game and asks Dan to replay a moment in Episode 4 where Emile failed the same Bonus game]].game.]]
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*** Upon threatening Dan and boasting about being good at the bonus games, [[LaserGuidedKarma Jon gives Emile his just desserts by purposely sabotaging the game by firing into the barrel in the middle.]] Meanwhile Tim is just singing in the background as the two argue.
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*** Upon threatening Dan and boasting about being good at the bonus games, [[LaserGuidedKarma Jon gives Emile his just desserts by purposely sabotaging the game by firing into the barrel in the middle.]] Meanwhile middle]]. Meanwhile, Tim is just singing in the background as the two argue.
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'''Jon: HAVE YOU?!''' Is the-Is the truth coming out? Have ''I'' been the nice one?\\
'''Emile:''' You were-Yeah, you had to be a dick just so you could stand a chance against my assholery.
'''Emile:''' You were-Yeah, you had to be a dick just so you could stand a chance against my assholery.
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'''Jon: HAVE YOU?!''' Is the-Is the-- Is the truth coming out? Have ''I'' been the nice one?\\
'''Emile:''' Youwere-Yeah, were-- Yeah, you had to be a dick just so you could stand a chance against my assholery.
'''Emile:''' You
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* Several of Jon's death in Bobbing Basalt can be summed up by him bonking into walls or rolling off the edge. In one instance, he landed on a basalt platform that just rose of out of lava, causing him to take damage, then plumetting into the lava without realizing he was still alive. A slow motion replay followed, complete with slow, low-pitched voices.
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* Several of Jon's death deaths in Bobbing Basalt can be summed up by him bonking into walls or rolling too far off the edge. In one instance, he landed on a basalt platform that just rose of out of lava, causing him to take damage, then plumetting into the lava without realizing he was still alive. A slow motion replay followed, complete with slow, low-pitched voices.
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!!!Episode 35 - "Moving Melters"
* Several of Jon's death in Bobbing Basalt can be summed up by him bonking into walls or rolling off the edge. In one instance, he landed on a basalt platform that just rose of out of lava, causing him to take damage, then plumetting into the lava without realizing he was still alive. A slow motion replay followed, complete with slow, low-pitched voices.
* When Jon fails the Bonus game in Moving Melters, Emile boasts about how he should have let him do it, calling himself an "old pro", and claiming he's been perfect at the bonus games. [[InstantlyProvenWrong Jon pauses the game and asks Dan to replay a moment in Episode 4 where Emile failed the same Bonus game]].
-->'''I gotchu, Jon. -Dan'''
** After the clip, Emile escalates things:
--->'''Emile:''' At that one, I've been good!\\
'''Sure, sweetie. -Dan'''\\
'''Jon:''' Dan, you wanna do me a favor?\\
'''Emile:''' Uhh... Dan, don't forget who writes your checks.\\
''(Jon and Emile burst into laughter)''\\
'''The people must remember what happened. -Dan'''\\
'''Emile:''' I'm just saying, good life advice!
*** Upon insulting Dan and boasting about being good at the bonus games, [[{{Troll}} Jon gives Emile his just desserts by purposely sabotaging the game by firing into the barrel in the middle.]]
---->'''Emile:''' YOU DID IT! YOU DID IT!\\
'''Jon:''' That's weird! Oh, that's weird, dude! That's weird! How'd that happen? I thought you were an old pro! I thought you were the king! I thought you were the king!\\
'''Emile:''' YOU ASS! YOU ASS! YOU SHAMEFUL RECTUM!\\
'''Jon:''' [[LampshadeHanging How did you not see that coming from like a mile away?]] ''How did you not see that coming from a mile away, my dude?''\\
'''Emile:''' ''I thought you would fight with honor!'' I thought you would fight with honor!\\
'''Jon:''' You thought you would-I would fight would honor after you threatened Dan's JOB?!\\
'''Thank you, Jon. -Dan'''\\
'''Emile:''' ''(laughing)'' I mean, I've done worse.\\
'''Jon: HAVE YOU?!''' Is the-Is the truth coming out? Have ''I'' been the nice one?\\
'''Emile:''' You were-Yeah, you had to be a dick just so you could stand a chance against my assholery.
* Several of Jon's death in Bobbing Basalt can be summed up by him bonking into walls or rolling off the edge. In one instance, he landed on a basalt platform that just rose of out of lava, causing him to take damage, then plumetting into the lava without realizing he was still alive. A slow motion replay followed, complete with slow, low-pitched voices.
* When Jon fails the Bonus game in Moving Melters, Emile boasts about how he should have let him do it, calling himself an "old pro", and claiming he's been perfect at the bonus games. [[InstantlyProvenWrong Jon pauses the game and asks Dan to replay a moment in Episode 4 where Emile failed the same Bonus game]].
-->'''I gotchu, Jon. -Dan'''
** After the clip, Emile escalates things:
--->'''Emile:''' At that one, I've been good!\\
'''Sure, sweetie. -Dan'''\\
'''Jon:''' Dan, you wanna do me a favor?\\
'''Emile:''' Uhh... Dan, don't forget who writes your checks.\\
''(Jon and Emile burst into laughter)''\\
'''The people must remember what happened. -Dan'''\\
'''Emile:''' I'm just saying, good life advice!
*** Upon insulting Dan and boasting about being good at the bonus games, [[{{Troll}} Jon gives Emile his just desserts by purposely sabotaging the game by firing into the barrel in the middle.]]
---->'''Emile:''' YOU DID IT! YOU DID IT!\\
'''Jon:''' That's weird! Oh, that's weird, dude! That's weird! How'd that happen? I thought you were an old pro! I thought you were the king! I thought you were the king!\\
'''Emile:''' YOU ASS! YOU ASS! YOU SHAMEFUL RECTUM!\\
'''Jon:''' [[LampshadeHanging How did you not see that coming from like a mile away?]] ''How did you not see that coming from a mile away, my dude?''\\
'''Emile:''' ''I thought you would fight with honor!'' I thought you would fight with honor!\\
'''Jon:''' You thought you would-I would fight would honor after you threatened Dan's JOB?!\\
'''Thank you, Jon. -Dan'''\\
'''Emile:''' ''(laughing)'' I mean, I've done worse.\\
'''Jon: HAVE YOU?!''' Is the-Is the truth coming out? Have ''I'' been the nice one?\\
'''Emile:''' You were-Yeah, you had to be a dick just so you could stand a chance against my assholery.
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* Episode 17: Spicy Candy
** Jon's incredibly silly Andross voice during the boss fight, complete with weird phrases such as wanting to give Emile coffee and candy.
--->'''Emile:''' I'm never going to have you play a serious game that I like, because you're just gonna ruin it forever because of how you are!\\
'''Jon:''' ''(bursts into laughter)'' Oh yeah! ''(switches to a Mickey Mouse voice)'' [[Narm/KingdomHearts They'll pay for this!]]
*** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvKOuRV6XHM Now in animated form!]]
** Jon's incredibly silly Andross voice during the boss fight, complete with weird phrases such as wanting to give Emile coffee and candy.
--->'''Emile:''' I'm never going to have you play a serious game that I like, because you're just gonna ruin it forever because of how you are!\\
'''Jon:''' ''(bursts into laughter)'' Oh yeah! ''(switches to a Mickey Mouse voice)'' [[Narm/KingdomHearts They'll pay for this!]]
*** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvKOuRV6XHM Now in animated form!]]
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'''Emile:''' An A-press is still an A-press; you can't say it's only half!
* Jon getting increasingly frustrated with Emile on not understanding his instructions on getting a Puzzle Piece in Smokey Peak...which turned out to be AllForNothing as they don't get it anyway, since Jon was wrong on how to collect it.
* Jon getting increasingly frustrated with Emile on not understanding his instructions on getting a Puzzle Piece in Smokey Peak...which turned out to be AllForNothing as they don't get it anyway, since Jon was wrong on how to collect it.
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'''Emile:''' An A-press A press is still an A-press; A press; you can't say it's only half!
* Jon getting increasingly frustrated with Emile on not understanding his instructions on getting a Puzzle Piece in Smokey Peak... which turned out to be AllForNothing as they don't get it anyway, since Jon was wrong on how to collect it.
* Jon getting increasingly frustrated with Emile on not understanding his instructions on getting a Puzzle Piece in Smokey Peak... which turned out to be AllForNothing as they don't get it anyway, since Jon was wrong on how to collect it.
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'''Jon:''' As in-\\in--\\
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*Whenever [[NaiveNewcomer Emile]] and [[ButtMonkey Tim]] are the ones playing, expect them to [[YetAnotherStupidDeath die very frequently]].
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*After Jon's outburst, Emile segues to explaining how the Swedish opening to ''WesternAnimation/ShaggyAndScoobyDooGetAClue'' sounds a ''lot'' like it's saying "Shaggy and Scooby-Doo [[MondegreenGag fuck the deer]]." He originally brings it up with no context, and Jon makes him explain it so that the viewers don't mistake it as [[BestialityIsDepraved something else]].
*After Emile's attempt at controlling Rambi leads to him getting crushed, Tim comments that he's forgotten how to drive. Seconds later, Tim's attempt ends with him running headfirst into an instakill fireball.
-->'''Tim:''' Oh, I apparently forgot, too.
**Fireballs seem to be the Guys' bane, as the same fireball gets them on Emile's next attempt. Meanwhile, Tim's next attempt has him nearly charge right into ''another'' fireball, only barely pulling back.
*After Emile's attempt at controlling Rambi leads to him getting crushed, Tim comments that he's forgotten how to drive. Seconds later, Tim's attempt ends with him running headfirst into an instakill fireball.
-->'''Tim:''' Oh, I apparently forgot, too.
**Fireballs seem to be the Guys' bane, as the same fireball gets them on Emile's next attempt. Meanwhile, Tim's next attempt has him nearly charge right into ''another'' fireball, only barely pulling back.
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'''Jon:''' The first part of what was in front of you; there were two parts to the piece in front of you. ''Break the first part, and get off Rambi!''\\
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'''Jon:''' The ''The first part of what was in front of you; there were two parts to the piece in front of you. ''Break you.'' '''Break the first part, and get off Rambi!''\\Rambi!'''\\
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'''Jon:''' Emilr: The giant tower that the Puzzle Piece was on is TWO PARTS. '''[[SuddenlyShouting BREAK THE FIRST PART, AND GET OFF RAMBI!]]'''\\
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'''Jon:''' Emilr: Emile: The giant tower that the Puzzle Piece was on is TWO PARTS. '''[[SuddenlyShouting '''''[[SuddenlyShouting BREAK THE FIRST PART, AND GET OFF RAMBI!]]'''\\RAMBI!]]'''''\\
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'''Jon:''' AND YOU DIDN'T GET OFF RAMBI! DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU MISSED?!
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* For once, Tim acts as the OnlySaneMan.
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* For once, Tim acts as the OnlySaneMan.OnlySaneMan in the intro.
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'''Tim: ''[[SuddenlyShouting JUST GO TO THE LEVEL!]]'''''\\
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'''Jon:''' Remember to only do a half-A press.
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'''Jon:''' Remember to only do a half-A press.\\
'''Emile:''' An A-press is still an A-press; you can't say it's only half!
* Jon getting increasingly frustrated with Emile on not understanding his instructions on getting a Puzzle Piece in Smokey Peak...which turned out to be AllForNothing as they don't get it anyway, since Jon was wrong on how to collect it.
-->'''Jon:''' Alright, if you want that Puzzle Piece, you break the first part, and then you jump off Rambi.\\
'''Emile:''' Uhhh, okay. ''(Emile hops off Rambi then hops back on)'' Uhh, I can't get that now...\\
'''Jon:''' ''You break the first part, and jump off Rambi.''\\
''(Emile breaks through all of the blocks)''\\
'''Emile:''' No.\\
'''Jon:''' As in-\\
'''Emile:''' What?\\
'''Jon:''' The first part of what was in front of you; there were two parts to the piece in front of you. ''Break the first part, and get off Rambi!''\\
'''Emile:''' ''(laughing)'' I still don't understand!\\
'''Jon:''' Emilr: The giant tower that the Puzzle Piece was on is TWO PARTS. '''[[SuddenlyShouting BREAK THE FIRST PART, AND GET OFF RAMBI!]]'''\\
'''Emile:''' But I did break the first part!\\
'''Jon:''' AND YOU DIDN'T GET OFF RAMBI! DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU MISSED?!
* Emile's grades seem to be getting worse, even retroactively.
-->'''Emile:''' One out of five!\\
'''Jon:''' One piece! [[SarcasmMode Good job guys, good job.]]\\
'''Emile:''' Still better than I did in school.\\
'''Jon:''' ''(Nearly laughing)'' That's not good dude; that's 20%!\\
'''Emile:''' It is? No, I'm kidding!\\
''(Jon lets out a defeated sigh)''
'''Emile:''' An A-press is still an A-press; you can't say it's only half!
* Jon getting increasingly frustrated with Emile on not understanding his instructions on getting a Puzzle Piece in Smokey Peak...which turned out to be AllForNothing as they don't get it anyway, since Jon was wrong on how to collect it.
-->'''Jon:''' Alright, if you want that Puzzle Piece, you break the first part, and then you jump off Rambi.\\
'''Emile:''' Uhhh, okay. ''(Emile hops off Rambi then hops back on)'' Uhh, I can't get that now...\\
'''Jon:''' ''You break the first part, and jump off Rambi.''\\
''(Emile breaks through all of the blocks)''\\
'''Emile:''' No.\\
'''Jon:''' As in-\\
'''Emile:''' What?\\
'''Jon:''' The first part of what was in front of you; there were two parts to the piece in front of you. ''Break the first part, and get off Rambi!''\\
'''Emile:''' ''(laughing)'' I still don't understand!\\
'''Jon:''' Emilr: The giant tower that the Puzzle Piece was on is TWO PARTS. '''[[SuddenlyShouting BREAK THE FIRST PART, AND GET OFF RAMBI!]]'''\\
'''Emile:''' But I did break the first part!\\
'''Jon:''' AND YOU DIDN'T GET OFF RAMBI! DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU MISSED?!
* Emile's grades seem to be getting worse, even retroactively.
-->'''Emile:''' One out of five!\\
'''Jon:''' One piece! [[SarcasmMode Good job guys, good job.]]\\
'''Emile:''' Still better than I did in school.\\
'''Jon:''' ''(Nearly laughing)'' That's not good dude; that's 20%!\\
'''Emile:''' It is? No, I'm kidding!\\
''(Jon lets out a defeated sigh)''
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!!!Episode 34 - Smokey Peak
* For once, Tim acts as the OnlySaneMan.
-->'''Emile:''' [[WebVideo/Pannenkoek2012 But first, we need to build up some speed. And I mean, a]] ''[[WebVideo/Pannenkoek2012 lot]]'' [[WebVideo/Pannenkoek2012 of speed.]] So, we're gonna shimmy back and forth on this slope over and over again, until we let go of the wall and go 670MPH...\\
'''Tim: ''[[SuddenlyShouting JUST GO TO THE LEVEL!]]'''''\\
'''Emile:''' ...but first, [[MemeticMutation we gotta talk about parallel universes]].\\
'''Jon:''' Remember to only do a half-A press.
* For once, Tim acts as the OnlySaneMan.
-->'''Emile:''' [[WebVideo/Pannenkoek2012 But first, we need to build up some speed. And I mean, a]] ''[[WebVideo/Pannenkoek2012 lot]]'' [[WebVideo/Pannenkoek2012 of speed.]] So, we're gonna shimmy back and forth on this slope over and over again, until we let go of the wall and go 670MPH...\\
'''Tim: ''[[SuddenlyShouting JUST GO TO THE LEVEL!]]'''''\\
'''Emile:''' ...but first, [[MemeticMutation we gotta talk about parallel universes]].\\
'''Jon:''' Remember to only do a half-A press.
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* Emile sees what he thought looked like an Among Us character in the wall, which leads to him remembering a meme he liked that said "This is a meme from the future, you don't get the reference yet", which he thought also looked like Among Us.
-->'''Jon:''' Fucking time travelers. Do cool shit, time travelers, not memes!
-->'''Jon:''' Fucking time travelers. Do cool shit, time travelers, not memes!
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* The guys are just shy of [[NumberOfTheBeast 666 Banana Coins]] upon finishing the Bonus Room, which makes Jon sad. Emile attempts to make a joke about it, getting him killed and Jon to pile on about it.
-->'''Jon:''' And we don't even have Demon Number Coins; we're so close, so close to demon monkey.\\
'''Emile:''' Yeah, 444.\\
'''Jon:''' What?\\
'''Emile:''' I was joking. ''(Emile dies to a fireball upon not ducking properly)'' Ahhh!\\
'''Jon:''' And that's what you get for joking.\\
'''Emile:''' I was pressing down...\\
'''Jon:''' That'll teach you; never joke again! Now I hope you've learned your lesson, Mr. Conroy! We take the number of the beast very seriously around here!
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* In the middle of the fight, the doorbell rings, which makes Jon yell "Good morning!". After he wins, the doorbell rings again, prompting Emile to leave to answer the door at the end of the episode.
-->'''Emile:''' [[LampshadeHanging You just like saying "good morning" a lot.]]\\
'''Jon:''' Yeah, [[{{Irony}} for not being a morning person]], I sure love it.\\
'''Emile:''' I mean like, you have to have like, your daily quota of polite things to like, be in [[CanadaEh Canada]] or something.
** After Jon wins the fight, the doorbell rings again, prompting Emile to go begrudgingly answer it. Afterwards, Tim goes to blow his nose, leaving Jon all by his lonesome for a bit. He decides to sing a song as he waits.
--->'''Jon:''' Everyone's leaving me. ''(Singing in a weird whiny voice)'' I'm all alone...\\
I was alone,\\
I was all by myself.\\
No one was looking,\\
I was thinking of you, damn.\\
Oh yeah did I mention\\
that Emile is here now?\\
Emile is here now,\\
And Tim is here too.
-->'''Emile:''' [[LampshadeHanging You just like saying "good morning" a lot.]]\\
'''Jon:''' Yeah, [[{{Irony}} for not being a morning person]], I sure love it.\\
'''Emile:''' I mean like, you have to have like, your daily quota of polite things to like, be in [[CanadaEh Canada]] or something.
** After Jon wins the fight, the doorbell rings again, prompting Emile to go begrudgingly answer it. Afterwards, Tim goes to blow his nose, leaving Jon all by his lonesome for a bit. He decides to sing a song as he waits.
--->'''Jon:''' Everyone's leaving me. ''(Singing in a weird whiny voice)'' I'm all alone...\\
I was alone,\\
I was all by myself.\\
No one was looking,\\
I was thinking of you, damn.\\
Oh yeah did I mention\\
that Emile is here now?\\
Emile is here now,\\
And Tim is here too.
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-->'''Jon:''' It's not even a hard boss, it's just getting us with the dumbest of ways!
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-->'''Jon:''' God damn it, I do not like this boss! It's not even a that hard a boss, it's just getting us with in the dumbest of ways!
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'''Jon:''' I'M DOING THIS! You're not allowed to drive the rhino anymore! You've lost rhino privileges!\\
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'''Jon:''' I'M DOING THIS! [...] You're not allowed to drive the rhino anymore! You've lost rhino privileges!\\
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-->'''Jon:''' That is a genuine attempt by Emile, by the way.
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-->'''Jon:''' [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer That is a genuine attempt by Emile, by the way.]]
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!!!Episode 32 - "Feather Fiend"
* During Lift-off Launch, Jon runs into a hot air balloon piloted by the Tiki Tak Tribe, thinking it was part of the background.
-->'''Jon:''' I THOUGHT THAT WAS BACKGROUND! It's been background in every other part of this game!
* Jon taunting Colonel Pluck as he waits for him to stomp around gets himself killed.
-->'''Jon:''' [[TemptingFate Hurry up!]] Bangbangbangbangbangbangbang!\\
''(Colonel Pluck speeds up considerably, as if reacting to Jon's taunt)''\\
'''Jon:''' [[OhCrap Oh shit!]] ''(Jon dies)''
* During Lift-off Launch, Jon runs into a hot air balloon piloted by the Tiki Tak Tribe, thinking it was part of the background.
-->'''Jon:''' I THOUGHT THAT WAS BACKGROUND! It's been background in every other part of this game!
* Jon taunting Colonel Pluck as he waits for him to stomp around gets himself killed.
-->'''Jon:''' [[TemptingFate Hurry up!]] Bangbangbangbangbangbangbang!\\
''(Colonel Pluck speeds up considerably, as if reacting to Jon's taunt)''\\
'''Jon:''' [[OhCrap Oh shit!]] ''(Jon dies)''
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!!!Episode 30 - "Switcharoo"
* Jon and Tim often end up dying due to activiating buttons accidentally, due to the way the game works.
!!!Episode 31 - "Treacherous Track"
* Due to waking up earlier than usual, Emile and Jon end up being rusty upon booting up the game again, and die at least twice in the beginning of Music Madness.
* Jon once again completes yet another Temple level without much problems, leading to Emile calling him a "[[TheAce gamer god]]".
* Jon and Tim often end up dying due to activiating buttons accidentally, due to the way the game works.
!!!Episode 31 - "Treacherous Track"
* Due to waking up earlier than usual, Emile and Jon end up being rusty upon booting up the game again, and die at least twice in the beginning of Music Madness.
* Jon once again completes yet another Temple level without much problems, leading to Emile calling him a "[[TheAce gamer god]]".
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!!!Episode 29 - "Cog Jog"
* Upon entering Cranky's Shop to restock on lives...
-->'''Jon as Cranky:''' So, who hasn't stolen your bananas at this point? Seems like everyone does it now! I'll be doing it tomorrow!\\
'''Emile:''' It's what all the cool kids are up to these days.
* The way Jon and Emile simultaneously exclaim "Find!" due to reading the sign telling the player to find the rocket switch, the former especially using his usual goofier voice.
* Upon entering Cranky's Shop to restock on lives...
-->'''Jon as Cranky:''' So, who hasn't stolen your bananas at this point? Seems like everyone does it now! I'll be doing it tomorrow!\\
'''Emile:''' It's what all the cool kids are up to these days.
* The way Jon and Emile simultaneously exclaim "Find!" due to reading the sign telling the player to find the rocket switch, the former especially using his usual goofier voice.
