History Funny / TheQuarterGuy

-->'''QG:''' You don't understand. Mino Magnus could've had class! He could've been a contender! He could've been somebody! Instead of a bum, which is what he is!

** "Brutality incarnate, thy name is Rajang!"

* Every time the video cuts to QG in live action, there's something different, ranging from subtle things (like some of the items in the room moved around) to ''very'' blatant (like the footage getting flipped horizontally or vertically). In other words, his countdown about MindScrew itself indulges in a little MindScrew.

* [[ThatOneBoss Phoenix Magnion]] causing Shaman to hit his RageBreakingPoint. After that, when QG verifies that Shaman has thoroughly vented...

''({{beat}}, QG [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe groans]] and {{Facepalm}}s)''

'''QG:''' ...[[BaitAndSwitch They promoted]] ''[[BaitAndSwitch three]]!''\\

** After describing how the rematches are literally the same as the initial fights, Count Shaman describes the stages they were first found in... except the Fire Golem's mention is cut off by [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventure King Crimson]].

-->'''Count Shaman''': ''(interrupting the discussion)'' "Hey kids, wanna see a DifficultySpike?"\\
'''[[WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged Wild Geese]]''': ''(scream in panic)''\\
'''Quarter Guy''': Stop screaming!
* [[ThatOneBoss Phoenix Magnion]] causing Shaman to hit his RageBreakingPoint. After that, when QG verifies that Count Shaman has thoroughly vented...
-->'''QG''': Good... now it's ''my turn''. ''(adjusts glasses until they shine menacingly)''\\
'''Shaman''': ... [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh boy...]]

* "[[WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged Hey kids, wanna see a]] DifficultySpike?"
* [[ThatOneBoss Phoenix Magnion]] causing Shaman to hit his RageBreakingPoint.

-->'''Hades''': "Yoo-hoo! Pocket change!"\\
'''QG''': "Hades?! What are you doing in my video?!"\\
'''Hades''': "'What are you doing in my video?', he asks. Well, I should be asking you: what are you doing in ''my'' game?"\\
'''QG''': "[[ThisIsGonnaSuck Ohhhhh]] [[CurseCutShort ffffffff-]]"

-->'''Hades''': "...Killjoy."

'''Shaman:''' I-- I'm a spider. ''Spiders are not--!''

'''Shaman:''' [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers And chicken]]![[note]]The boss in question, Polpa Cocapetri, is actually a [[BasiliskAndCockatrice cockatrice]]-- he just happens to look like a chicken.[[/note]]\\

'''Shaman:''' Oh, good. [[TemptingFate I figure they'd be too dignified to]]--\\

---> ''"I'll take [[RecurringBoss six chromium donuts]], [[ConvectionShmonvection one medium corrosive purple Fanta]], one spicy jerkass chicken, and make it ''fresh as hell!'' The Blaze Heatnix combo will give you heartburn."''

--->'''Hades''': "Yoo-hoo! Pocket change!"\\

--->'''Hades''': "...Killjoy."

** His intro to [=420BlazeItHeatnix=]. [[labelnote:*]]The "420" and "It" are edited into Blaze Heatnix's name.[[/labelnote]]

** The end of his entry about Tornado Tonion, in which Quarter Guy [[GoMadFromTheRevelation went mad from this one fact about the maverick]]:

** The number one entry. So after the Tornado Tonion segment, Adam claims he's all cool and ready for just about anything. [[TemptingFate So he beckons the countdown to]] BringIt.
-->(The number one entry is '''Flame Hyenard'''. Accompanied with a ScareChord)

'''QG''': "Ohhhhh ffffffff-"

-->''"Follow all these simple steps, and you too can'' '''piss me off''' ''!"''

* Every time the video cuts to QG in live action, there's something different, ranging from subtle things (like some of the items in the room moved around) to ''very'' blatant (like the footage getting flipped horizontally or vertically).

* This line from the Number 8 entry (the [[GainaxEnding dog ending]] from ''VideoGame/SilentHill2'')
-->"No, James, it wasn't your guilt-ridden conscience causing these monsters to run about, [[TheDogWasTheMastermind it was me]], now ''gives me foob!''"

'''CS:''' Um, why?\\

'''CS:''' I-- I'm a spider. ''Spiders are not--!''

'''CS:''' [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers And chicken]]![[note]]The boss in question, Polpa Cocapetri, is actually a [[BasiliskAndCockatrice cockatrice]], which is acknowledged later[[/note]]\\

-->'''CS:''' So tell me, QG, what would you say is the laziest thing you could do for a boss fight?\\

'''CS:''' Wait, Creator/{{Capcom}} did that, didn't they?\\

'''CS:''' Oh, good. [[TemptingFate I figure they'd be too dignified to]]--\\

'''CS:''' ...Oh, yeah, those...

-->'''QG:''' You don't understand! Mino Magnus could've had class! He could've been a contender! He could've been somebody! Instead of a bum, which is what he is!

* [[ThatOneBoss Phoenix Magnion]] causing Count Shaman to hit his RageBreakingPoint.

-->'''QG:''' [[OwMyBodyPart Ahhh, my gallbladder!]]

'''QG:''' Well, personally, I'd say it's taking a miniboss and promoting it to a full boss fight while changing literally nothing else.\\

-->"No, James, it wasn't your guilt-ridden conscience causing these monsters to run about, it was me, now ''gives me foob!''"

'''QG:'''

* This line from the Number 8 entry (the [[GaniaxEnding dog ending]] from ''VideoGame/SilentHill2'')

--> '''QG''': What's with the... [[DelayedReaction oh]]. [[OhCrap Oh.]] [[ThisIsGonnaSuck OH!]]

'''CS:''' And chicken![[note]]The boss in question, Polpa Cocapetri, is actually a [[BasiliskAndCockatrice cockatrice]], which is acknowledged later[[/note]]\\

* Phoenix Magnion causing Count Shaman to hit his RageBreakingPoint.

--> '''QG''': What's with the... oh. Oh. OH!

-->'''QG''': You know, there are few things funnier in multiplayer gaming than getting overly greedy and accidentally causing your friend to accidentally having a drunken freak-out.\\

''[[TraumaButton Cue Regnilla having a hilarious PTSD-like flashback of him and his team hunting a High-Rank Diablos in Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate]]''
-->'''Regnilla''': God... [[INeedAFreakingDrink I need to drink more]]. *{{beat}}* Also, fuck the Diablos.

'''CS:''' Wait, Capcom did that, didn't they?\\

'''CS:''' Oh, good. [[TemptingFate I figured they'd be too dignified to]]--\\

'''CS:''' Oh, yeah, those...

** At #4, Quarter Guy lands in Ancient Greece. He's happy at first... and then [[VideoGame/KidIcarusUprising Hades]] shows up.

*** And then he teleports out at the end.

** At #3, Quarter Guy lands on the Franchise/MegaMan universe. After seeing it to be bad under Dr. Wily, he attempts to jump to the future many times, [[VideoGame/MegamanX only for]] [[VideoGame/MegamanZero things to]] [[VideoGame/MegamanZX get worse]] [[VideoGame/MegamanLegends and worse.]] And not even jumping to [[VideoGame/MegamanBattleNetwork alternate]] [[VideoGame/MegamanStarForce universes]] help.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5sv-uWDjic One Patreon video]] has him along with Heroforlife and DJ Mix Doctor play ''VideoGame/DuckGame''. {{Hilarity|Ensues}} and "You damn dirty duck!" ensue. [[spoiler: A counter was kept for each time one of them said "You damn dirty duck!" Final count is 144.]]

** Adam getting hip-checked by the [[HitboxDissonance Plesioth]] in real life when going to get a snack before number 1.

** When Adam says that if it were 2013 he would've gone [[Manga/DragonBall Super Saiyan]] from all the rage, Regnilla just stares at him until he realizes what Number 1 is.

'''QG:''' ...[[BaitAndSwitch They promoted]] ''[[BaitAndSwitch three]]''!\\

'''CS:''' Wait, Capcom did that, didn't they?
'''QG:''' Oh, no, they didn't do that...
'''CS:''' Oh, good. [[TemptingFate I figured they'd be too dignified to]]--
'''QG:''' ...[[BaitAndSwitch They promoted]] ''[[BaitAndSwitch three]]''!

* Right before introducing Sol Titanion at the #10 spot:

* Before introducing #3 (Aztec Falcon), QG explains the importance of the difficulty curve in video games. And then:
-->'''CS:''' ''(quickly)'' [[WebVideo/HellsingAbridged Hey kids, wanna see a]] DifficultySpike?\\
''(cue [[WebVideo/HellsingAbridged a shot of the Wild Geese screaming in terror]])''\\
'''QG:''' ''Stop screaming!''

'''CS:''' Um, why?
'''QG:''' We're starting off by roasting one of your fellow [[PlayingWithFire burning]] [[BigCreepyCrawlies bugs]].

-->'''QG''': You know, there are few things funnier in multiplayer gaming that can be overly grating, and causes your friend to accidentally having a drunken freak-out.\\
''[[TraumaButton Cue Regnilla having an hilarious PTSD-like flashback of him and his team hunting a High-Rank Diablos in Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate]]''

** Adam getting hip-checked in real life when going to get a snack before number 1.

-->(Next in line is '''Flame Hyenard'''. Accompanied with a ScareChord)

[[AC: Top Twelve Friendship Killing Games

-->'''Regnilla''': God, i need to drink more. *{{beat}}* Also, fuck the Diablos!

-->(Next in line is '''[[DarthWiki/MostAnnoyingSound Flame Hyenard]]'''. Accompanied with a ScareChord)

-->(Next in line is '''[[MostAnnoyingSound Flame Hyenard]]'''. Accompanied with a ScareChord)

* ''Top Thirty Favorite Video Game Characters:''
** The number 11 entry, [[VideoGame/CastlevaniaChroniclesOfSorrow Soma Cruz]], has three moments:
--> Okay, Soma's not the most well-known character of the franchise, but as I said, ''I'm not most fans''.
--> [[ItMakesSenseInContext Soma and his friend Mina are drawn in the Castle inside of an eclipse.]] Video games...
--> With the guidance of Aluca-I mean Genya Arikado... (Text : [[SarcasmMode Real subtle here, game... ]])
** When comes the number 7, [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyIV Cecil Harvey]]:
--> It's a ''Franchise/FinalFantasy'' character. (Crowd goes BOOOOOO!) OH, SHUT UP!!
* ''Top Five Best and Worst Bowser Battles:''
** Adam listing various "villainous blunders" Bowser commits throughout the list.
** [[{{Narm}} Bad Dub]] [[VideoGame/SuperMarioSunshine Hot Tub]].
*** "In order to avoid Bowser's flame breath and Bowser Jr.'s Bullet Bills, [[VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog I TURN THE OTHER WAYYYYYYYYY!]]
** Adam describing Bowser's surge in power in the final battle in VideoGame/PaperMario as "some serious [[TabletopGame/YuGiOh Rank-Up magic]]."
** Regarding Bowser's last line after VideoGame/SuperMarioGalaxy2's [[AnticlimaxBoss final battle]]:
--> '''Adam:''' [[DiscreditedMeme Not gonna quote the meme]], not gonna quote the meme, not gonna quote[[TheCakeIsALie thecakeisa]]--*slaps himself in the face* OW!
** "Also, did I mention [Bowser's] attacks [in VideoGame/NewSuperMarioBros2] are ''molasses slow''? Yeah, he's a turtle, but ''come on''! I know he's faster than this, even at that size! I mean, he can ''[[VideoGame/DanceDanceRevolutionMarioMix dance]]'', for crying out loud!"
* ''Top Ten Cheapest Fighting Game Bosses:''
** The end of part 1, when they discuss the worst part about fighting [[VideoGame/StreetFighter3 Gill.]]
--> '''QG:''' But the worst part about fighting him, is that just when you think you've beaten him...
--> (Gill resurrects himself.)
--> '''Both: [[AtomicFBomb FFFFUUUUU]][[CurseCutShort UUUUUUUUUU-]]'''
** Pressing each other's BerserkButton:
--> '''[=WiiDude=]:''' Heeey, Quarter Guuuuy?
--> '''QG:''' What?
--> '''[=WiiDude=]:''' [[VideoGame/BlazBlue Haaaaazamaaaaa....]]
--> '''QG:''' G... Grrr...!!!
--> (Later)
--> '''QG:''' Hey, [=WiiDude=].
--> '''[=WiiDude=]:''' What?
--> '''QG:''' [[Franchise/MortalKombat Shao Kahn]].
--> '''[=WiiDude=]:''' Grr... '''[[Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--]]'''
--> '''QG:''' *sigh* Why did I not see that coming...
--> '''[=WiiDude=]:''' '''[[SkywardScream --AAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!]]'''
** The end of the Unlimited Hazama segment. QG claims "this is the guy who taught [[VideoGame/KidIcarusUprising Hades]] how to troll!", followed by...
--> '''Hades:''' [[MemeticMutation PIT!]]
--> '''Pit:''' [[MemeticMutation HADES!!]]
--> '''Terumi:''' Ragna!
--> '''Ragna:''' Terumi...[[note]]The confrontation between the two in ''Continuum Shift'' was editing to make their dialogue parallel the memetic exchange between Pit and Hades.[[/note]]

** The ''[[VideoGame/TheKingOfFighters King of Fighters]]'' segment. [=WiiDude=] and QG go through each SNKBoss in the ''KOF'' series, giving a brief description of what makes them as cheap as they are. [[spoiler:Rather than select a single boss from the series to rip apart, their #2 segment is ''Every Boss in The King Of Fighters.'']] The way QG words it prompts this hilarious moment:
--> '''[=WiiDude=]:''' OK... how many jokes have you stolen from me now?
--> (''{{beat}}'')
--> '''QG:''' ...moving on...
* The beginning of the climax of his Top 15 Castlevania Boss Battles:
--> '''Adam:''' My number one Castlevania Boss Fight combines tension, atmosphere, music and challenge into a boss fight that is complete, satisfying and nothing short of brilliant. It is the final battle of [[VideoGame/CastlevaniaIISimonsQuest Castlevania II:]] [[AntiClimaxBoss Simon's Qu]]--waait a minute! Okay, who jacked my script!?
--> '''[[VideoGame/BlazBlue Terumi]]''': [[{{Troll}} Hmmhmmmhmmhmmmhahahahaha]][[EvilLaugh HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!]]
--> '''Adam''': '''[[SayMyName TERUMIIIIII!!!!!]]'''
--> '''[[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure Dio]]''': ''[[RunningGag "ROAD ROLLER DA!!"]]'' [[RunningGag *squashes Terumi with the Steamroller*]] ''[[RunningGag "WRRRRYYYYY!!!!"]]''
--> '''Adam''': Thanks, Dio!

--> Number 15: BigLippedAlligatorMoment. (Time Reaper, ''Judgement'')
--> Number 14: [[{{Squick}} EEEEWW!!]] (Legion, ''Symphony of the Night'')
--> Number 13: Still not cooler than Aeon. (Saint Germain, ''Curse of Darkness'')
--> Number 12: I'M GETTING DIZZY HERE!! (Dancing spectres, ''Super Castlevania IV'')
--> Number 11: BURN, BABY!! (Aguni, ''Dawn of Sorrow'')
--> Number 10: [[NightmareFuel Nightmare]] MindFuck. (Succubus, ''Symphony of the Night'')
--> Number 9: [[Film/{{Shaft}} Can you dig it?]] (Shaft, ''Rondo of Blood'')
--> Number 8: RWUUAAUUGH!! (Barlowe, ''Order of Ecclesia'')
--> Number 7: NIIIISAAAAN!! (Albus, ''Order of Ecclesia'')
--> Number 6: [[BonusBoss This guy's optional for a reason, you know!]] (Galamoth, ''Symphony of the Night'')
--> Number 5: WHY YOU NO STAY DEAD?! (Dracula, ''The Dracula X Chronicles'')
--> Number 4: Oh, that's why. (Death, ''Lament of Innocence'')
--> Number 3: Chuck Norris? Who's that? (Julius, ''Aria of Sorrow'')
--> Number 2: [[ScrewDestiny The fight for Soma's fate.]] (Chaos, ''Aria of Sorrow'')

* The Blind Let's Play ''VideoGame/ShovelKnight'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOEZD46raZ4 Fail Montage]].
* ''Top 15 Worst Mavericks''

* The beginning of the fan match of the [[VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends League of LOLs]]:
-->'''Creator/TheGreenScorpion''': My opponent in bot lane is my most favorite champion...[[note]]It's Caitlyn. He's using Graves.[[/note]]
-->'''Omega Snake''': Oh, that means you'll have to kill your waifu.
-->'''GS''': [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Not even.]]
-->'''QG''': I thought it'd be [[Franchise/StreetFighter Ibuki]].
-->'''GS''': Some people it's Caitlyn, some people say it's Ibuki, some people say it's [[Franchise/FireEmblem Lyndis]]. They can't seem to make up their mind.
-->'''Yumi-Chan''': Uh... hey...
-->'''QG''': Some people confuses who my waifu is. Some people say it's Lux, some people say it's [[VideoGame/ArcanaHeart Heart]], some people say... I dunno.
-->'''OS''': It's Lux.
-->'''GS''': I think it'd be Heart.
-->'''OS''': What were you saying, sis?
-->'''YC''': I was saying... [[Memes/LeagueOfLegends Oscar can kill his waifu, but Graves still can't have his cigar.]]
* ''Top Fourteen VideoGame/CastlevaniaJudgment characters'' has QG call upon help to collab with the countdown... [[spoiler: only the collab is with Creator/TheGreenScorpion, while [=ZMurcielago=] was stuck in an area in ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaIIIDraculasCurse''.]]
** After three characters on the bottom, which was wracked with characters that got some questionable personality changes (Maria, Sypha, Eric), this exchange occurs before Carmilla:
-->'''GS''': All right! Time for a character that we can be a little more positive about!
-->'''QG''': What, starting with MsFanservice?
-->'''GS''': Oh, you're one to talk, Mr. I-Love-VideoGame/ArcanaHeart!

-->''static interrupt!''
-->'''Creator/JoshScorcher''': *[[TranquilFury silence,]] [[BerserkButton just gives a menacing]] DeathGlare*
-->'''Quarter Guy''': *raises his hands up* I'm not one of those people!
-->'''Josh Scorcher''': Good! *slowly draws sabre* ''Keep it that way.''
-->'''Quarter Guy''': *LoudGulp* Yessir...
* ''Top 10 Worst Games To Live In''

* ''Top Ten Least Favorite Boss Battles'' has QG giving a tutorial on how to "screw over a good villain".

* During the Top 10 Cryokinetics in Video Games, during the Monster Hunter segment (though not on the entry itself, Barioth).
-->(picture of a normal bunny) ''"Aww, cute bunny..."'' (picture of Lagombi with ScareChord) ''"AAAA!!! SCARY BUNNY! RUUUNN!!!"'' (QG runs away accompanied with [[StockScream Goofy Holler]])
* During his Number 4 segment on Top Fifteen Favorite Normal Boss Battles ([[VideoGame/NoMoreHeroes2DesperateStruggle Alice Twilight]]), QG refers to [[FinalBoss Jasper]] [[ThatOneBoss Batt]] [[TheScrappy Jr.]] as [[ItMakesSenseInContext Windows McSidequest.]]
* ''Top Twelve Friendship Killing Games'' with The Flamicon has has some amusing moments, with the opening scene being one of them, taking inspiration from a scene from ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged'':
-->'''Flamicon:''' (''sighs'') I swear, I am never reviewing anime again. (''tosses the DVD box to the side'')\\

** Their quips about how ''VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends'' being a friendship killer are amusing, but the best one comes from Flamicon near the end:

* Some moments in his Top Ten Worst Monster Hunter Monsters list.
** When he finds out that Number 7 is Yian Garuga.
---> '''QG''': So uh, what's nex- (''he stares in shock for a while'') Why do I get the feeling that my shower was just wasted?\\

** This moment:
--->'''QG''': You know, there are few things funnier in multiplayer gaming that can be overly grating, and causes your friend to accidentally having a drunken freak-out.\\

--->'''Regnilla''': God, i need to drink more. *{{beat}}* Also, fuck the Diablos!

---> '''QG''': What's with the... oh. Oh. OH!

* At one point, QG did a Road to ''VideoGame/MegaMan11'', in which he plays all 10 main classic games in the series to prep himself for MM 11's release. When he did Mega Man 8, the game infamous for its voice acting, he put subtitles at the bottom of the screen to let us know what the characters are saying. During the opening cutscene, particularly the instances in which Mega Man mispronounciates Bass' name, QG replaces Bass' name in the subtitles with a picture of the actual bass fish.