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* After the Knights decide to effectively quit being the Knight of St. Christopher and become (or return to being) the Blue Rose's InternalAffairs:
-->'''Hamish''': So? How do we acknowledge this momentous, life-altering event?\\
''({{Beat}})\\
'''Randall''': ''(snaps fingers)'' I got a two-for-one pizza promo.\\
''(Jack and Hamish nod like "yeah, that'll do.")''
-->'''Hamish''': So? How do we acknowledge this momentous, life-altering event?\\
''({{Beat}})\\
'''Randall''': ''(snaps fingers)'' I got a two-for-one pizza promo.\\
''(Jack and Hamish nod like "yeah, that'll do.")''
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'''Randall''': ''(shouting)'' Hey, when do we learn that spell?
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'''Randall''': ''(shouting)'' Hey, when do we learn that spell?spell?
* Lilith brews a potion to help the Knights fix their minds against any manipulation by the Order. It comes with a bit of a warning label:
-->'''Lilith''': ''(just as everyone's about to drink)'' Oh! And, drink it all at once, or your brain will shrivel up to the size of a raisin.\\
'''Jack''': It'll what?\\
'''Hamish''': Bottoms up!
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* Lilith brews a potion to help the Knights fix their minds against any manipulation by the Order. It comes with a bit of a warning label:
-->'''Lilith''': ''(just as everyone's about to drink)'' Oh! And, drink it all at once, or your brain will shrivel up to the size of a raisin.\\
'''Jack''': It'll what?\\
'''Hamish''': Bottoms up!
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* Jack seems to be having another half-remembered flashback. He's on a stage, a bright spotlight is on him. "Jack Morton, you have been summoned. Will you answer the call?" "I promise to give my life. . . to CHEER SQUAD!" Cue some embarrassingly bad dancing from Jack while Gabrielle is cheering him on. Of course, this was all Gabrielle's idea. . . and he did make first alternate.
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* Jack seems to be having another half-remembered flashback. He's on a stage, a bright spotlight is on him. "Jack Morton, you have been summoned. Will you answer the call?" "I promise to give my life. . . to CHEER SQUAD!" Cue some embarrassingly bad dancing from Jack while Gabrielle is cheering him on. Of course, this was all Gabrielle's idea. . . and he did make first alternate.alternate.
* The Knights, freshly initiated into the Order, are doing the same things as all new Acolytes: cleaning up after the last ritual. Vera storms in, demanding that she needs the altar clean, Hamish replies they're almost done.
-->'''Vera''': I don't have time for "almost done," a physics student just mummified on the main concourse. Step away from the altar. ''Purgetur!''\\
''(the Knights gawk at the instantly clean and immaculate altar)''\\
'''Randall''': ''(shouting)'' Hey, when do we learn that spell?
* The Knights, freshly initiated into the Order, are doing the same things as all new Acolytes: cleaning up after the last ritual. Vera storms in, demanding that she needs the altar clean, Hamish replies they're almost done.
-->'''Vera''': I don't have time for "almost done," a physics student just mummified on the main concourse. Step away from the altar. ''Purgetur!''\\
''(the Knights gawk at the instantly clean and immaculate altar)''\\
'''Randall''': ''(shouting)'' Hey, when do we learn that spell?
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* Jack seems to be having another half-remembered flashback. He's on a stage, a bright spotlight is on him. "Jack Morton, you have been summoned. Will you answer the call?" "I promise to give my life. . . to CHEER SQUAD!" Cue some embarrassingly bad dancing from Jack while Gabrielle is cheering him on.
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* Jack seems to be having another half-remembered flashback. He's on a stage, a bright spotlight is on him. "Jack Morton, you have been summoned. Will you answer the call?" "I promise to give my life. . . to CHEER SQUAD!" Cue some embarrassingly bad dancing from Jack while Gabrielle is cheering him on. Of course, this was all Gabrielle's idea. . . and he did make first alternate.
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!!Warning: Spoilers Are Unmarked!
!!Season One
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''(They share a BigDamnKiss, and then a ManOnFire comes racing through the front door behind them)''
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''(They share a BigDamnKiss, and then a ManOnFire comes racing through the front door behind them)''them)''
!! Season Two
* Jack seems to be having another half-remembered flashback. He's on a stage, a bright spotlight is on him. "Jack Morton, you have been summoned. Will you answer the call?" "I promise to give my life. . . to CHEER SQUAD!" Cue some embarrassingly bad dancing from Jack while Gabrielle is cheering him on.
!! Season Two
* Jack seems to be having another half-remembered flashback. He's on a stage, a bright spotlight is on him. "Jack Morton, you have been summoned. Will you answer the call?" "I promise to give my life. . . to CHEER SQUAD!" Cue some embarrassingly bad dancing from Jack while Gabrielle is cheering him on.
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* Jack goes to his Ethics teacher for some ethical advise, TricksterMentor is on full display.
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* Jack goes to his Ethics teacher for some ethical advise, advice, TricksterMentor is on full display.
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'''Hamish, Randall, Alyssa''': What the fuck?
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'''Hamish, Randall, Alyssa''': [[WhatTheHellHero What the fuck?fuck?]]
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-->'''Jonas''': Silver b--\\
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-->'''Jonas''': Silver b--\\Silver--\\
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'''Jonas''': [[LastSecondWordSwap Bullfrogs.]] [[NotHelpingYourCase Silver bullfrogs.]]
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'''Jonas''': [[LastSecondWordSwap Bull. . . Bullfrogs.]] [[NotHelpingYourCase Silver bullfrogs.]]
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Just because it's a show about wizards and werewolves duking it out over the fate of the world doesn't mean it can't be funny.
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Just because it's a show about wizards and werewolves duking it out over the fate of the world doesn't mean it can't be funny.
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'''Clarke''': You'd kill a baby? YouMonster! We don't know if he's born evil, you're not gonna try and save him?\\
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'''Clarke''': You'd kill a baby? YouMonster! YouMonster We don't know if he's born evil, you're not gonna try and save him?\\
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--'''Professor Clarke''': Oh, you're already wondering if you should [[HitlersTimeTravelExemptionAct kill the baby Hitler.]]\\
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* Jack goes to his Ethics teacher for some ethical advise, TricksterMentor is on full display.
--'''Professor Clarke''': Oh, you're already wondering if you should [[HitlersTimeTravelExemptionAct kill the baby Hitler.]]\\
'''Jack''': [[FlatWhat What?]]\\
'''Clarke''': It's a thought experiment. Sort of like the trolley question but with time travel. So, would you?\\
'''Jack''': Go back in time and kill Hitler? Of course!\\
'''Clarke''': You'd kill a baby? YouMonster! We don't know if he's born evil, you're not gonna try and save him?\\
'''Jack''': Okay, I won't.\\
'''Clarke''': [[WhatTheHellHero You won't? You won't kill Hitler?]] He's fucking Hitler!\\
'''Jack''': Is this gonna be on the test?
--'''Professor Clarke''': Oh, you're already wondering if you should [[HitlersTimeTravelExemptionAct kill the baby Hitler.]]\\
'''Jack''': [[FlatWhat What?]]\\
'''Clarke''': It's a thought experiment. Sort of like the trolley question but with time travel. So, would you?\\
'''Jack''': Go back in time and kill Hitler? Of course!\\
'''Clarke''': You'd kill a baby? YouMonster! We don't know if he's born evil, you're not gonna try and save him?\\
'''Jack''': Okay, I won't.\\
'''Clarke''': [[WhatTheHellHero You won't? You won't kill Hitler?]] He's fucking Hitler!\\
'''Jack''': Is this gonna be on the test?
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''(A man crashes through the window behind them, Hamish in werewolf form yanks him back out with a growl)''
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''(A man crashes through the window behind them, Hamish in werewolf form yanks him back out with a growl)''growl)''\\
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'''Jack''': Dick.
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'''Jack''': Dick.Dick.
* Randall is making a LoveConfession to Lilith as Hamish and Vera are fighting off the Order outside the Den. The heartwarming moment interspersed with the chaos of battle is MoodWhiplash comedy gold.
-->'''Randall''': Turns out, I would do anything for you.\\
''(A man crashes through the window behind them, Hamish in werewolf form yanks him back out with a growl)''
'''Vera''': ''(shouting from outside)'' I said no killing!\\
''(Later)''\\
'''Randall''': I'm not an idiot.\\
'''Lilith''': Yeah, you are. And apparently, I'm attracted to idiots.\\
''(They share a BigDamnKiss, and then a ManOnFire comes racing through the front door behind them)''
* Randall is making a LoveConfession to Lilith as Hamish and Vera are fighting off the Order outside the Den. The heartwarming moment interspersed with the chaos of battle is MoodWhiplash comedy gold.
-->'''Randall''': Turns out, I would do anything for you.\\
''(A man crashes through the window behind them, Hamish in werewolf form yanks him back out with a growl)''
'''Vera''': ''(shouting from outside)'' I said no killing!\\
''(Later)''\\
'''Randall''': I'm not an idiot.\\
'''Lilith''': Yeah, you are. And apparently, I'm attracted to idiots.\\
''(They share a BigDamnKiss, and then a ManOnFire comes racing through the front door behind them)''
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'''Randall''': Yeah, we were lying.
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'''Randall''': Yeah, we were lying.lying.
* Jack has some very important information for the other Knights, relayed through text, obviously.
-->'''Jack''': Vera Stone's in the basement. Helping to save Lilith and destroy book. Don't kill her.\\
'''Randall''': [[{{Troll}} New phone who dis?]]\\
'''Jack''': Dick.
* Jack has some very important information for the other Knights, relayed through text, obviously.
-->'''Jack''': Vera Stone's in the basement. Helping to save Lilith and destroy book. Don't kill her.\\
'''Randall''': [[{{Troll}} New phone who dis?]]\\
'''Jack''': Dick.
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'''Hamish, Randall, Alyssa''': What the fuck?
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'''Hamish, Randall, Alyssa''': What the fuck?fuck?
* Alyssa's getting wise to the werewolves' MO.
-->'''Alyssa''': And how do I know you won't kill anyone else?\\
'''Hamish and Randall''': We. . . promise we won't. . . kill anyone else.\\
'''Alyssa''': I don't believe you.\\
'''Hamish''': That's. . . probably for the best.\\
'''Randall''': Yeah, we were lying.
* Alyssa's getting wise to the werewolves' MO.
-->'''Alyssa''': And how do I know you won't kill anyone else?\\
'''Hamish and Randall''': We. . . promise we won't. . . kill anyone else.\\
'''Alyssa''': I don't believe you.\\
'''Hamish''': That's. . . probably for the best.\\
'''Randall''': Yeah, we were lying.
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'''Jack''': Fixing autocorrect
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'''Jack''': Fixing autocorrectautocorrect
* Jack reveals he knows how to beat Coventry and Vade Maecum. To gain its ultimate power, he has to complete the final sacrifice: his son. Jack corrects Alyssa; he needs to sacrifice his ''firstborn'' son.
-->'''Jack''': You know what we need to do to beat Coventry? Absolutely nothing.\\
''(beat)''\\
'''Hamish, Randall, Alyssa''': What the fuck?
* Jack reveals he knows how to beat Coventry and Vade Maecum. To gain its ultimate power, he has to complete the final sacrifice: his son. Jack corrects Alyssa; he needs to sacrifice his ''firstborn'' son.
-->'''Jack''': You know what we need to do to beat Coventry? Absolutely nothing.\\
''(beat)''\\
'''Hamish, Randall, Alyssa''': What the fuck?
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* The Knights research ways to undo the Order's LaserGuidedAmnesia so Jack can quit the Order and keep his memories. Fortunately, they have a handy test subject to hand. . . Lilith. Jack saunters up to Hamish and Randall sipping drinks (with outrageous curly straws) on the patio, and they reveal they've cracked it. When he asks if they're sure it works, [[CueTheFallingObject a chaise-lounge falls from the upper floor of the house,]] and they note it's worked on Lilith, and she's "[[BlatantLies particularly enjoying the Alyssa memories.]]" [[BloodKnight Lilith]] can be heard ranting from upstairs, at one point shrieking that "We braided each other's hair!" Just that image alone is ''priceless''.
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* The Knights research ways to undo the Order's LaserGuidedAmnesia so Jack can quit the Order and keep his memories. Fortunately, they have a handy test subject to hand. . . Lilith. Jack saunters up to Hamish and Randall sipping drinks (with outrageous curly straws) on the patio, and they reveal they've cracked it. When he asks if they're sure it works, [[CueTheFallingObject a chaise-lounge falls from the upper floor of the house,]] and they note it's worked on Lilith, and she's "[[BlatantLies particularly enjoying the Alyssa memories.]]" [[BloodKnight Lilith]] can be heard ranting from upstairs, at one point shrieking that "We braided each other's hair!" Just that image alone is ''priceless''.''priceless''.
* Alyssa is worried about Jack's bizarre reaction to the Vade Maecum, and texting to see if he's alright. The text messages pop up on screen.
-->'''Alyssa''': Jack! I haven't heard from you. Are you OK?\\
'''Jack''': Everything's fixed\\
'''Jack''': Everything's FUCKED\\
'''Jack''': Fixing autocorrect
* Alyssa is worried about Jack's bizarre reaction to the Vade Maecum, and texting to see if he's alright. The text messages pop up on screen.
-->'''Alyssa''': Jack! I haven't heard from you. Are you OK?\\
'''Jack''': Everything's fixed\\
'''Jack''': Everything's FUCKED\\
'''Jack''': Fixing autocorrect
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'''Lilith''': We're multitasking!
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'''Lilith''': We're multitasking!multitasking!
* The Knights research ways to undo the Order's LaserGuidedAmnesia so Jack can quit the Order and keep his memories. Fortunately, they have a handy test subject to hand. . . Lilith. Jack saunters up to Hamish and Randall sipping drinks (with outrageous curly straws) on the patio, and they reveal they've cracked it. When he asks if they're sure it works, [[CueTheFallingObject a chaise-lounge falls from the upper floor of the house,]] and they note it's worked on Lilith, and she's "[[BlatantLies particularly enjoying the Alyssa memories.]]" [[BloodKnight Lilith]] can be heard ranting from upstairs, at one point shrieking that "We braided each other's hair!" Just that image alone is ''priceless''.
* The Knights research ways to undo the Order's LaserGuidedAmnesia so Jack can quit the Order and keep his memories. Fortunately, they have a handy test subject to hand. . . Lilith. Jack saunters up to Hamish and Randall sipping drinks (with outrageous curly straws) on the patio, and they reveal they've cracked it. When he asks if they're sure it works, [[CueTheFallingObject a chaise-lounge falls from the upper floor of the house,]] and they note it's worked on Lilith, and she's "[[BlatantLies particularly enjoying the Alyssa memories.]]" [[BloodKnight Lilith]] can be heard ranting from upstairs, at one point shrieking that "We braided each other's hair!" Just that image alone is ''priceless''.
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* The above happened because the Knights were helping Jack through a rough patch with Alyssa. He wakes up the next morning to discover he'd drunk texted her. Egregiously. The texts appear onscreen as he scrolls up through, and they're hilarious.
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* The above happened because the Knights were helping Jack through a rough patch with Alyssa. He wakes up the next morning to discover he'd drunk texted her. Egregiously. The texts appear onscreen as he scrolls up through, and they're hilarious.hilarious.
* Randall is going berserk from some Order experiment, so Hamish has knocked him out and is holding him down as Alyssa tries to get the phlebotinum out. She and Lilith start mending fences over Alyssa dropping the fact the Lilith was in the Order until she got kicked out and her memory of it erased.
-->'''Hamish''': Are you ''seriously'' talking about your feelings right now?\\
'''Lilith''': We're multitasking!
* Randall is going berserk from some Order experiment, so Hamish has knocked him out and is holding him down as Alyssa tries to get the phlebotinum out. She and Lilith start mending fences over Alyssa dropping the fact the Lilith was in the Order until she got kicked out and her memory of it erased.
-->'''Hamish''': Are you ''seriously'' talking about your feelings right now?\\
'''Lilith''': We're multitasking!
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''(Tough Guy swings at Hamish, and BarBrawl ensues, exactly as Hamish described. As it continues, Randall leaves with the hot girl he'd "rescued" from Tough Guy's advances earlier.)''
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''(Tough Guy swings at Hamish, and BarBrawl ensues, exactly as Hamish described. As it continues, Randall leaves with the hot girl he'd "rescued" from Tough Guy's advances earlier.)'')''
* The above happened because the Knights were helping Jack through a rough patch with Alyssa. He wakes up the next morning to discover he'd drunk texted her. Egregiously. The texts appear onscreen as he scrolls up through, and they're hilarious.
* The above happened because the Knights were helping Jack through a rough patch with Alyssa. He wakes up the next morning to discover he'd drunk texted her. Egregiously. The texts appear onscreen as he scrolls up through, and they're hilarious.
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''(Tough Guy swings at Hamish, and BarBrawl ensues, exactly as Hamish described)''
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''(Tough Guy swings at Hamish, and BarBrawl ensues, exactly as Hamish described)''described. As it continues, Randall leaves with the hot girl he'd "rescued" from Tough Guy's advances earlier.)''
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'''Hamish''': ''(gives a "'Sup" nod)''
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'''Hamish''': ''(gives a "'Sup" nod)''nod)''\\
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'''Brandon''': ''(terrified)'' Oh my.
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'''Brandon''': ''(terrified)'' Oh my.my.
* The lead up to a BarBrawl with the Knights. Lilith is explaining some show, talking with her hands, and accidentally slaps an ornery, unkempt "tough guy" on the butt.
-->'''Lilith''': ''(pointing to Hamish)'' It was him.\\
'''Hamish''': ''(gives a "'Sup" nod)''
'''Tough Guy''': ''(not fooled)'' Keep your hands to yourself, bitch.\\
'''Lilith''': Oh, I'm the bitch? You're gonna look real cute when I turn that wallet chain into a leash and make you roll over.\\
'''Hamish''': ''(finishing his drink and standing)'' Hey, hey. Let's all take a breath. You know, there's only one way this plays out. She insults you, then I try to talk everyone down, but you get insulted by something I say and threaten me. Then she'll insult you again, and you'll do something stupid like swing at me. She punches you, your pals step up ''(as his pals are stepping up)'' the whole place jumps off, and then someone calls the ''cops''. So, what if. . . instead of all that, we buy you guys a round and call it a night?\\
'''Tough Guy''': Call me stupid again, dumbass.\\
'''Lilith''': [[CompensatingForSomething You know, aggression is the sign of a micropenis.]]\\
''(Tough Guy swings at Hamish, and BarBrawl ensues, exactly as Hamish described)''
* The lead up to a BarBrawl with the Knights. Lilith is explaining some show, talking with her hands, and accidentally slaps an ornery, unkempt "tough guy" on the butt.
-->'''Lilith''': ''(pointing to Hamish)'' It was him.\\
'''Hamish''': ''(gives a "'Sup" nod)''
'''Tough Guy''': ''(not fooled)'' Keep your hands to yourself, bitch.\\
'''Lilith''': Oh, I'm the bitch? You're gonna look real cute when I turn that wallet chain into a leash and make you roll over.\\
'''Hamish''': ''(finishing his drink and standing)'' Hey, hey. Let's all take a breath. You know, there's only one way this plays out. She insults you, then I try to talk everyone down, but you get insulted by something I say and threaten me. Then she'll insult you again, and you'll do something stupid like swing at me. She punches you, your pals step up ''(as his pals are stepping up)'' the whole place jumps off, and then someone calls the ''cops''. So, what if. . . instead of all that, we buy you guys a round and call it a night?\\
'''Tough Guy''': Call me stupid again, dumbass.\\
'''Lilith''': [[CompensatingForSomething You know, aggression is the sign of a micropenis.]]\\
''(Tough Guy swings at Hamish, and BarBrawl ensues, exactly as Hamish described)''
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** And as they're discussing this, they're having Jack use magic to refill their beer pitcher, because none of them want to go to the crowded bar. Lilith is opposed to it. . . but not enough to go to the bar herself and get the pitcher refilled.
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** And as they're discussing this, they're having Jack use magic to refill their beer pitcher, because none of them want to go to the crowded bar. Lilith is opposed to it. . . but not enough to go to the bar herself and get the pitcher refilled.refilled.
* Gabrielle gets tasked to uncover what's behind the Order's werewolf problems. She recruits fellow Acolyte Brandon to help. After questioning him with a glove that burns your soul if you lie, she knows she can trust him to help.
-->'''Gabrielle''': ''(very menacingly)'' We're going to cleanse the Order of liars, and traitors, and werewolves.\\
'''Brandon''': ''(terrified)'' Oh my.
* Gabrielle gets tasked to uncover what's behind the Order's werewolf problems. She recruits fellow Acolyte Brandon to help. After questioning him with a glove that burns your soul if you lie, she knows she can trust him to help.
-->'''Gabrielle''': ''(very menacingly)'' We're going to cleanse the Order of liars, and traitors, and werewolves.\\
'''Brandon''': ''(terrified)'' Oh my.
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'''Lilith''': ''(FlippingTheBird while making a face)'' ''({{Beat}})'' [[ByNoIMeanYes Yes.]]
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'''Lilith''': ''(FlippingTheBird while making a face)'' ''({{Beat}})'' [[ByNoIMeanYes Yes.]]]]
* The Knights discussing how to stop the latest scheme the Order is up to:
-->'''Jack''' ''(to Lilith)'' You can't just storm the temple on this one. That place is defended with a fuck-ton of magic spells.\\
'''[[DeadpanSnarker Hamish]]''': That's ten shit-tons. Impressive.
** And as they're discussing this, they're having Jack use magic to refill their beer pitcher, because none of them want to go to the crowded bar. Lilith is opposed to it. . . but not enough to go to the bar herself and get the pitcher refilled.
* The Knights discussing how to stop the latest scheme the Order is up to:
-->'''Jack''' ''(to Lilith)'' You can't just storm the temple on this one. That place is defended with a fuck-ton of magic spells.\\
'''[[DeadpanSnarker Hamish]]''': That's ten shit-tons. Impressive.
** And as they're discussing this, they're having Jack use magic to refill their beer pitcher, because none of them want to go to the crowded bar. Lilith is opposed to it. . . but not enough to go to the bar herself and get the pitcher refilled.
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* When Vera finally figures out what they're dealing with, she tasks the young wizards to learn everything they can about werewolves, specifically how to kill one.
-->'''Jonas''': Silver b--\\
'''Vera''': [[DeathGlare And God help the first one of you that says "silver bullets."]]\\
'''Jonas''': [[LastSecondWordSwap Bullfrogs.]] [[NotHelpingYourCase Silver bullfrogs.]]
* Hamish's leadership skills. When there's an argument among the Knights, he can be counted on to state dramatically "We all know there's only one way to solve this." SmashCut to a lively game of beer pong between the dissenting parties.
-->'''Jonas''': Silver b--\\
'''Vera''': [[DeathGlare And God help the first one of you that says "silver bullets."]]\\
'''Jonas''': [[LastSecondWordSwap Bullfrogs.]] [[NotHelpingYourCase Silver bullfrogs.]]
* Hamish's leadership skills. When there's an argument among the Knights, he can be counted on to state dramatically "We all know there's only one way to solve this." SmashCut to a lively game of beer pong between the dissenting parties.
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* When Jack finally commits to the Knights, the next episode opens with him chugging a beer as the other werewolves chant "One of us! One of us!" They all cheer at Jack's initiation, howl, and proclaim "Now let's go kick evil's ass!" SmashCut to three of them studying, and Jack looking bored.
-->'''Jack''': I thought we were going to fight evil?\\
'''Randall''': And we will. . . when there's evil to fight.\\
'''Lilith''': Until then, will you all please shut up so I can work on my essay?\\
'''Hamish''': What are you writing about?\\
'''Lilith''': The feminist metaphor of Mary Shelly's ''Literature/{{Frankenstein}}''.\\
'''Hamish''': Let me guess. The monster is a clitoris.\\
'''Lilith''': ''(FlippingTheBird while making a face)'' ''({{Beat}})'' [[ByNoIMeanYes Yes.]]
* When Jack finally commits to the Knights, the next episode opens with him chugging a beer as the other werewolves chant "One of us! One of us!" They all cheer at Jack's initiation, howl, and proclaim "Now let's go kick evil's ass!" SmashCut to three of them studying, and Jack looking bored.
-->'''Jack''': I thought we were going to fight evil?\\
'''Randall''': And we will. . . when there's evil to fight.\\
'''Lilith''': Until then, will you all please shut up so I can work on my essay?\\
'''Hamish''': What are you writing about?\\
'''Lilith''': The feminist metaphor of Mary Shelly's ''Literature/{{Frankenstein}}''.\\
'''Hamish''': Let me guess. The monster is a clitoris.\\
'''Lilith''': ''(FlippingTheBird while making a face)'' ''({{Beat}})'' [[ByNoIMeanYes Yes.]]
