History Funny / TheOnlineWarrior

* [[LargeHam Doom will fight gingivitis on his own!]]
** '''Max:''' Man the Sh[[SoundEffectBleep *]]t I put up with
* Wesker shooting himself in the leg
* Max implying that X-23 pays for things with her...[[AllWomenAreLustful y'know]]. X-23 promptly pulls out her claws.
* X-23 [[TakeThat call]][[TrashTalk ing]] Doom [[MarriedWithChildren Al Bundy]] in the green tunic.
* Wesker's ringtone is [[RealMenWearPink Nyanyanyanyanyanyanya]] the song that made Nyan Cat popular. It's funny cause it's Wesker.

* Vergil's very blunt No that he won't give [[HumansAreBastards humanity another chance]] complete with RecordNeedleScratch

* From ''Retro Assist Me'' part 3, Max has a SadisticChoice [[ParodiedTrope not really]]. What's more important thousands of lives or videogames? Considering the page this is under the answer should be obvious.
** In the same episode, Max runs into his younger self in which the following is exchanged:
--> '''Older Max:''' Oh my god it's [[{{Nickelback}} Chad Kroeger]]
--> '''Younger Max:''' Good lord, it's NicolasCage.
--> (Both Maxes scream at each other until Younger Max passes out.)
* ''Retro Assist Me'' part 4, Spanish Doom. Just [[PaperThinDisguise Spanish Doom]].
** And when Doom fails to convince [[spoiler:Wesker to be a biologist,]] this is what Doom says :
---> Doom:[[GratuitousSpanish Hijo De La Chingada !!!]]

* ANY outtakes scene from the Assist Me! videos. Especially Doom when every time he screws up, he'll say some random lines. Some of the funny scenes and lines are :
** "...SEASON 6 OF THE SHIELD BY MIKE CHIKLIS" when Max ask him regarding him snapping his fingers. Due to that Max laughed too hard on this.
** Somehow there's a tiny bit of smoke coming out of Doom's mouth when's he sick and says " F**k you Wesker!" in Wesker's outtakes.
** Max's sandwich skit in Jill's outtakes
** "Don't worry, Ammy has over 2 million HP IRL"
** Max and Doom's confrontation with Vergil
** Assist Me Dance Party
** The "Boy George" running gag.
** Doom's singing voice at Deadpool's
* Doom getting Wesker a Blender for christmas

* Deadpool reading the script to the Assist Me, killing the Megaman fanboys and trolling Max.
** How about pretty much everything out of Deadpool's mouth?
* This gem from Deadpool's Assist Me
--> '''Doom:''' By my diagnosis, you're the biggest {{Troll}} of all [[{{Deadpool}} Wade]].
--> '''Deadpool:''' Your diagnosis? Wait, you're actually a doctor?
--> '''Doom:''' What? You think Doom would take on the fancy title because he thought it sounded cool?
--> ''(Background music cuts out. Deadpool and Max stare at Doom in disbelief)''
--> '''Doom:''' Oh [[PrecisionFStrike F]][[SoundEffectBleep *]][[PrecisionFStrike ck]] you guys!
* This part of the conversation when Doom tells Phoenix to get out of Max's house
--> '''Doom:''' We need a roommate, you look mighty high. So Doom was going to take you upstairs to show his finger lasers but my roommate informs me that you're a fire-breathing, galaxy-destroying, level 5 Bitch from Hell. (Background music cuts out.) So we're gonna need you to take a hike. We cool?
--> '''Max:''' (Nodded to himself) We're dead!

* During the Let's Plays of VideoGame/ResidentEvil6, numerous references are given, ranging from the ParanormalActivity movies to TheBigLebowski, and many more jokes ahead.

* During the Let's Plays of ResidentEvil6, numerous references are given, ranging from the ParanormalActivity movies to TheBigLebowski, and many more jokes ahead.

* The entire video of [[DoctorDoom Doom]] and [[ResidentEvil Wesker]] watching the ''ResidentEvil6'' trailer. Especially the end when Doom sees the logo

---> Doom:[[GratuitousSpanish Hijo De La Chingada !!!]]

** And when Doom fails to convince [[spoilers Wesker]]

---> Doom:[[GratuitousSpanish HIJO DE LA CHINGADA!!!]]

* ''Retro Assist Me'' part 4, Spanish Doom. Just Spanish Doom.

--> (Both Maxes scream at each other until Younger Max passes out.)

* From ''Retro Assist Me'' part 3, Max has a SadisticChoice [[ParodiedTrope not really]]. What's more important thousands of lives or videogames? Considering the page this is under the answer should be obvious.

--> '''Max:''' (Nodded to himself) We're dead!

--> '''Doom:''' We need a roommate, you look mighty high. So Doom was going to take you upstairs to show his finger lasers but my roommate informs me that you're a '''fire-breathing, galaxy-destroying, level 5 Bitch from Hell'''. (Background music cuts out.) So we're gonna need you to take a hike. We cool?

--> '''Doom:''' We need a roommate, you look mighty high. So Doom was going to take you upstairs to show his finger lasers but my roommate informs me that you're a fire-breathing, galaxy-destroying, level 5 bitch from hell. (Background music cuts out.) So we're gonna need you to take a hike. We cool?

--> '''Doom:''' Oh [[PrecisionFStrike F]][[SoundEffectBleep *]][[PrecisionFStrike ck]] you guys!

** '''Doom:''' Huh, looks like a giraffe getting blown by a manatee
** '''Wesker:''' Oh goddammit! Now I'll never be able to unsee that!

** '''Doom:''' By my diagnosis, you're the biggest {{Troll}} of all [[{{Deadpool}} Wade]].
** '''Deadpool:''' Your diagnosis? Wait, you're actually a doctor?
** '''Doom:''' What? You think Doom would take on the fancy title because he thought it sounded cool?
** ''(Background music cuts out. Deadpool and Max stare at Doom in disbelief)''
** '''Doom:''' Oh [[PrecisionFStrike F]][[SoundEffectBleep *]][[PrecisionFStrike ck]] you guys!

** '''Doom:''' What? You think Doom picked the title of Doctor because it sounded cool?
** *Deadpool and Max stare at Doom in disbelief*

** '''Deadpool:''' Your diagnosis. Wait, you're actually a doctor?

** How about pretty much everything out of Deadpool's mouth?

* Deadpool reading the script to the Assist Me, killing the Megaman fanboys and trolling Max.

* Doom getting Wesker a Blender for christmas

* Wesker's ringtone is Nyanyanyanyanyanyanya the song that made Nyan Cat popular. It's funny cause it's Wesker.

--> '''Max:''' Man the Sh[[SoundEffectBleep *]]t I put up with

--> '''Doom:''' Huh, looks like a giraffe getting blown by a manatee
--> '''Wesker:''' Oh goddammit! Now I'll never be able to unsee that!

* The entire video of [[DoctorDoom Doom]] and [[ResidentEvil Wesker]] watching the ''ResidentEvil6'' trailer.

* Wesker shooting himself in the leg