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* The Chick looks out her window and sees the screaming fangirls that swarmed the TRL building.
* The top spot going to [[spoiler:'''Hootie and the Blowfish'''.]][[hottip:*:just kidding, it's the Backstreet Boys.]]
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[[folder: Top Ten Boy Bands of the 90s]]
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** The Chick summing up Goliath's BadassAngster appeal. ''"TORTUED SOUL FILLED WITH ANGUISH!"''
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* The review concludes with Chick and RC mentioning ''TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir''. What ''most'' (including Rap Critc) might have expected was a duet of the iconic theme song, but Nostalgia Chick... imitates Carlton's goofy dance to the old Oprah theme. Rap Critic responds by schooching away to the side as Chick just continues dancing for a few more seconds. And she's wearing [[SesameStreet Elmo]] pants.
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[[folder: The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air]]
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[[folder: The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air]]
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[[folder: Top Five Least Awful Disney Sequels]]
* "Because people love lists, they love Disney and they love the word 'worst'. Imagine that."
* Her response to the fans wondering what she thinks the best Disney sequels are.
-->'''Chick''': Problem with the word "best" is that it implies "good" or "warrants existing".
* "After hours upon hours of slogging through this mess, I thought I could give you a best list to counteract the worst list but honestly? I don't think I can."
* "Let's just say that before Lasseter took over, it was a ''dark time''."
* Choking on the word "nice", before settling before "less mean".
* The return of the parodied ThisIsSparta from last time:
-->'''Chick''': I give you the Top! T- Five! ...least awful! [finishing off lamely] Disney Sequels.
* "Why only five? 'Cos I- I can't."
* Her dilemma between a "[[TheLionKing shitty follow-up to a good movie]]" and "[[{{Pocahontas}} a somewhat less shitty follow-up to a shitty movie]]".
* Reasoning from the historical accuracy of ''{{Pocahontas}}'', her [[{{Disneyfication}} Disneyfied]] concept for ''Theatre/TheDiaryOfAnneFrank'', complete with talking mice, musical numbers, and a happy ending. Something [[WesternAnimation/DisneysAnneFrank like this]].
* Wincing when she has to give credit to ''TheLionKing II'' for being less awful than most of the sequels.
* Her theory that the lesser number of animals arriving for Kiara's lifting was because they had to repopulate after Scar's drought.
* "But like so many of these, it's a touch... fan-ficcy."
* "Why didn't Scar sire any cubs? Is it because he's gay, or sterile, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment or gay]]? [[RuleOfThree Or is it 'cause he's gay?]]"
-->'''Scar''': Oh, I shall practice my curtsey.
* Imitating the reaction to the new baby being a girl:
-->'''Chick 1''': Look! A ham sandwich!
-->'''Chick 2''': Hehe, it's turkey.
-->'''Chick 1''': Ohhh. Turkey! Oi.
* Pretty much the entire bit right before and then during the beginning of her talk about ''[[Disney/{{Aladdin}} Return of Jafar]],'' especially when she reveals that Iago got ''two'' songs. Her voice just ''drips'' ThisIsGonnaSuck.
* On the "plot thread" in the Atlantis sequel: "I have no fucking idea."
* Her joy at Andy Dick's character dying in LionKing 2, calling it like a back massage and rewinding the clip to watch it a few more times.
-->"Yeah, I remember really digging this!"
* Pointing out Poca's hypocrisy at the bear-baiting when she took a cub away from its mother in the original movie.
* When Jasmine punches the guard for ruining her wedding, the Chick adds in Elizabeth's "try wearing a corset" line from ''Pirates''.
-->'''Chick''': Damnit, now you got me doing it.
* The ending, with her exhausting the only "it's funny because you've heard of it" references the Genie ''didn't'' make in ''Aladdin III''. "[[StreetFighter OF COURSE]]", "[[AFewGoodMen You can't handle the truth!]]" and "[[TheSixthSense I see dead people]]".
-->'''Chick''': Yeah, I know it didn't make any sense. What are you gonna do, watch the credits? [Cut to credits.]
* Phelous guest turn as Gilbert Godfried. That is all.
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-->'''Aladdin''': All right!
-->'''Chick''': ''[[TotallyRadical Radical!]]''
[[/folder]]
[[folder: NChick Shorts: Betty Boop In Minnie The Moocher]]
* The entire short for her showing just how ''[[MotorMouth fast]]'' she can talk.
* Seguing from an impression of Cab Calloway's singing to "Hi! It's another short from the early days of animation."
* Explaining Betty Boop's appeal with how she was a mix of virgin and flapper.
* Important words like "The Rotoscope" and "Prohibition" being said in her SheRa style ByThePowerOfGrayskull voice.
* Calling the Rotoscope "one of the most oft-utilized animation tools besides [[CaptainObvious pencils]]. And [[TakeThat ponies]]."
* The caption "Apparently I'm the only person alive who doesn't like Ralph Bakshi".
* On a horse scene in the animated ''LordOfTheRings'', about telling the difference between rotoscoping and not rotoscoping: "This? I-I don't know what the hell this is."
** Even though two clips before she stated that it wasn't rotoscoping.
* "It's not bad enough we're in a depression, we can't even drink ourselves to sleep?"
* Having no idea what Betty's boyfriend is, giving the choices of dog, mouse, marmoset or capybara.
* "What does this song have to do with me running away from home? I haven't been kicking any gongs around."
* Her reaction to some of the weird images in the song. "Nursing ghost cats? What does that have to do with ''anything''?"
* Calling 1920s-considered jazz the "evil vessel in which the Devil delivers his sin grenades".
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[[folder: What Women Want]]
* Giving the pitch of the movie before ending with "And he's an ad exec. That's not overdone, is it?"
* Calling it a film with just slightly less insight than the not-well-known "What Humans Wants", which was written by the Great Gazoo.
* Giving her own ProductPlacement of crisps and alcohol while wondering why there are so many ad executives in movies lately.
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-->'''Helen Hunt''': They want to empower women.
-->'''Chick''': Especially the twelve year old indonesian women who made those shoes.
* Snarking on the sexist premise:
-->'''Gibson''': I can ''hear'' what women think.
-->'''Chick''': You know that same thing that men do? Have opinions? ''Women do it too!''
* Thinking the movie's ended with him dying in the "electric women soup" and noting that ''FamilyMatters'' seems to be starting instead.
* Theorizing that the two women he can't hear the thoughts of, are secretly men.
* Her AtLeastIAdmitIt[=/=]EvenEvilHasStandards moment at the SassyBlackWoman scene:
-->'''Chick''': You know I'm a total bigot who's all about generalizations, but even I don't buy this.
* "Buy these shoes! They appreciate you and they don't think that you're fat."
* Chick recreates the premise of the movie by electrocuting herself in a bathtub full of guy things. Which include chicken wings, a burger, Coors Light, and a copy of Maxim. The last of which began to melt shortly after filming.
* The thoughts of the male TGWTG reviewers.
--> [[ToddInTheShadows Todd]]: [[ObscurusLupa Lupa]]... Lupa... Lupa... sandwich... Lupa...
** Bonus for the Chick finally falling over in frustration and the situation looking like she's kidnapped him again.
** [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] keeps thinking about how awesome he is... except when he's being grappled by Mechakara's hand. Then, he's thinking he should've gotten dinner at Arby's. [[spoiler: And in the stinger, he thinks about destroying Todd because he (Linkara) has feelings for the Nostalgia Chick.]]
** TheRapCritic has the lyrics to "Ass" going through his head... though he temporarily breaks away to think about the role of racism in modern America.
*** ''While brushing his teeth''.
* After all this, the Chick decides she's going to start objectifying men less, thereby respecting them more. No less than a second later, she bursts out laughing at the very idea.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Top Ten "Hottest" Animated Guys]]
* The title card. It has Chick in a nightclub setting surrounded by [[BeautyAndTheBeast Beast]], [[XMen Nightcrawler]], [[{{Hercules}} Hades]], and {{Megamind}}, all of them dancing around her shirtless.
* Imitating the common reason why Jessica Rabbit is so popular with [[GagBoobs her hands quite a long way from her chest]].
* The quick tease-and-jab at [[ChipAndDaleRescueRangers Gadget]] [[FurryFandom furries]].
-->'''Chick''': Weirdos.
* Telling the audience to please feel free ''not'' to point out that there are outliers in every generalization.
* Lying through her teeth that she likes "real men", before cutting to Todd singing KatyPerry and eating junk food. And other than that, all the JerkassWoobie boys she's had the hots for would beg to differ.
* "And the show really isn't about me... [[{{Narcissist}} okay it is about me]]..."
* The preteen-like version of the title: The Top Ten "Hottest" Animated Guys!!1! <3
* Complaining that almost nobody voted for Dean from ''TheIronGiant'': "I don't get you people."
* Her ''utter horror and revulsion'' at the fact that [[Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame Frollo]] made it onto the list.
** And trying desperately to force the choice into making sense: "Also, he kills people. [[{{Understatement}} He's a bad boy!]]" *awkward, kinda scared smile*
** "[[SassyBlackWoman Mmm-hmm]], I bet that seventy year old withered body is buff under those billowing judge robes."
** Finally theorizing that he could be considered "hot" because of the scene where he has his old captain whipped. Especially funny if you remember her telling the Queen in the "Top Ten Disney Deaths" to throw the huntsman's body on the wall as punishment.
** "...someone to blackmail you sexually..."
* Chick, Elisa, and Nella bursting out into "[[{{Mulan}} I'll Make a Man Out of You]]."
* Chick has ''[[spoiler:[[{{Ferngully}} Batty Koda]]]] fanart''.
-->'''Chick''': He has a tortured backstory!
* Trying to figure out the appeal of Darien, before admitting that she has no idea what ''SailorMoon'' is about.
** Then chalking the appeal up to his BrainwashedAndCrazy phase, as AllGirlsWantBadBoys.
* Breaking down the top five guys.
-->'''Chick''': We have a [[Disney/{{Aladdin}} thief]], a [[{{Anastasia}} con-artist]], a [[XMen thief-slash-womanizer]], a [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast loud, violent, literal monster]], and...[[SailorMoon nice glasses, I guess.]]
* JesuOtaku's cameo, especially if you follow her.
--> '''JO''': Ugh, I can see the obituary now. "Cause of death: ''DigimonTamers''."
* Elisa fangirling over [[WesternAnimation/{{Gargoyles}} Goliath]] and Nella's even more frantic fangirl outburst over [[{{Pocahontas}} Thomas]]. Not to mention the Chick's various "Oh God, why me" faces through their squeeing.
* On the fact that the list is composed almost entirely of AllGirlsWantBadBoys and ICanChangeMyBeloved
-->'''Chick''': Basically, we're all [[AdultChild adult children]] of [[DarkAndTroubledPast alcoholics]] and want to ''change'' you.
-->'''Chick''': What do we like more than a big masculine crusader for justice? A ''project''!
* The Chick's entire expertise on Japanese animation:
--> Anime! It exists...I guess.
* Nella: "I DON'T JUDGE YOU FOR YOUR SEXUAL AWAKENING, DO I? DO I?" (Lindsay struggles to keep a straight face and fails.)
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[[folder: Song Of The South]]
* Sitting down to watch the film because there's nothing she loves more than being offended by stuff Disney made sixty years ago ...and like ten seconds later she's fast asleep and snoring. And twitching is apparently regular thing for her 'cause she does that too.
* "''SongOfTheSouth'' is offensive because it perpetuates the stereotype that black people are [[DiscriminateAndSwitch boring]]".
* Doing the film because February is National Pet Dental Health Awareness Month, and a dog features heavily in the movie.
** Which is followed up in the closing card: "Oh, it's Black History Month, too? What are the odds."
* {{Motor Mouth}}ing over the [[CaptainObvious uncomfortable]] racial aspects of ''BirthOfANation'' and ''TheJazzSinger''.
* "Bup bup bup, get ''away'' from those comment boxes, I know this takes place after the civil war."
* Making a point of how difficult it is to believe that WaltDisney actually possessed human emotions.
* Only being able to call the child protagonist "this" at first.
* One of her criticisms of the SaturdayNightLive sketch is correcting them in how Walt didn't hate the blacks, he hated the Jews.
-->'''Chick''': There's a difference.
* Nella dressed up like a maid and covering up the Chick about to say "MagicalNegro" with her Hoover.
-->'''Chick''': Oh, so we're not allowed to say that either?
-->'''Nella''': [in a posh accent] ''Whatever'' do you mean, "we"?
* At the end, she makes an impassioned speech about Disney could release the film to educate people of the cultural norms of that time. It then cuts to the boys watching the clock, and then back to her being deep in sleep again.
* "This film is a ''boring'' part of our history, and Disney needs to acknowledge it."
* "Hoof hoof hoof".
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[[folder: The Adventures of Milo and Otis]]
* The beginning where she's d'awwing over a youtube video of a baby panda sneezing.
* Comparing cats to girls who bitch about you behind your back at the office.
* After showing the cat being thrown off the cliff for the first time, "well with that in mind, let's throw ourselves right in! ...geddit?"
* Her confusion at the ContemplatingOurNavels narration in the original film.
-->'''Chick''': Yeah... maybe this makes sense in Japanese.
* All the bits with Kali, with the poor thing dressed up like a princess.
--> '''Nostalgia Chick''': ''[sings in a silly voice while making Kali dance]'' [[MontyPython I'm a puppy dog and I'm okay/I sleep all night and I sleep all day...]]
** And this happens every time she wants to fob off the awkwardness, like after hearing that ''thirty kittens died from being thrown off a cliff''.
* The montage of pug footage, demonstrating the breed's abject lack of dignity.
* "[[PrecisionFStrike F*&@ING ROCKS]]"
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[[folder: The Lorax]]
* The title card has the Chick chasing the new Lorax down ''with an axe''.
* If you remember the [=VLog=] where Lindsay calls ''X-Men III'' the point where the Chick and her hate of everything was born, the Chick saying she gave up on the futile endeavour of fan loyalty long ago.
* She liked the ''HitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy'' movie:
--> "What? Yeah, that's right. Oh, what? What, fanboys? You wanna fight?"
* Visibly groaning at the "that's a woman?" joke, that plays after her "change is necessary" speech.
* "...[[ThisIsGonnaSuck where do I begin]]? Well, obviously in rhyme."
* "But really, who wants to watch some noxious dilettante keep up a review all in rhyme, obviously I can't. So here's the part where I stop playing the bard, as we take a look as to why this movie sucks so hard."
** "Okay I'm done, I promise."
* "So before we get to why the 2012 remake is the most hateful-awful thing that ever existed..."
* Her confusion about the boy in the 1972 version:
-->'''Boy''': A thought? About what?"
-->'''Chick''': Yeah, who are you?
* Having to take the time to think of that word ([[AccentuateTheNegative which is "good"]]) to describe the animated short that she grew up with.
* Getting disproportionately pissed off at a line-change:
-->'''Granny''': Far outside of town where the grass never grows...
-->'''Chick''': "Grass never grows?" What's wrong with gricklegrass, grammy? Hey! Hey, Betty White, as the only good thing about this movie I ''demand'' that you answer me. What's wrong with gricklegrass? ''Why did you change that line'', movie? Did it not test well?
** [[YourMileageMayVary "Disproportionately"?]]
* Sulking that she doesn't like the Once-ler having a face.
* "Most of the portions with the Once-ler and the Lorax--that which takes up most of the animated short, by the way--are devoted to their ''{{bromance}}.''" She just sounds so disturbed when she says it.
* "[[ProductPlacement WHAT FRESH BULLSHIT IS THIS]]"
* Chick's "creative" subtitles for the Once-ler's VillainSong. "I just ejaculated crude oil onto an egret."
-->"My factory is literally powered by baby seal blood and hate."
* When rhyming at the end about how to deal with the awfulness of the movie, the way she totally perks up when alcohol is mentioned.
** Her "I knew this would happen!" reaction to the new PrettyBoy Once-ler being made a DracoInLeatherPants by fangirls.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Sister Act]]
* The beginning has Nella doing the Chick's dishes again, complaining bitterly about how she was forced to watch both versions of ''Literature/TheLorax'' ("you made me care!") and after all that, she wasn't even in last week's review.
** And true to form, the Chick's totally disinterested and messing around on her phone.
* All of Nella's passive-aggressiveness. "You know what? Fine. Fine. Go do your little review. I'll just do your dishes for you. That you left in my sink. Again. I mean it's not like I'm getting paid for any of this, or letting you use my cable or letting you wash your clothes in my washer and dryer..."
* The dramatic sting when the Chick realizes that Nella's trying to break her with... "Catholic guilt".
** And the end of the episode when she realizes the only effective countermeasure... "Catholic shame". Done with a reference to ''TheRoom''.
* Nella pretending to be a nun named "Sister Jesus Mary Joseph bearer of Perpetual Guilt." With an Irish-sounding accent.
* Chick's obsession with Todd gets a bit more extreme:
-->'''Sister Jesus Mary Joseph bearer of Perpetual Guilt''': It's not like I walked your dog all those times you ran off to stalk Todd in hopes of fornication.
-->'''Chick''': It's not fornication if we were married in a former life!
* "[[TotallyRadical Urban gangsta flava!]]"
* "Now now, ''[[IncrediblyLamePun nun]]'' of that." So they're okay when you do them, Chick?
* After Delores tells the class she's going to make them a choir, Chick assumes that's her answer to everything and asks if she's going to do the same with Al Gore and [[CrossesTheLineTwice Ugandan kid soldiers]].
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Der Fuehrers Face]]
* When Bugs Bunny gives a bomb to a offensive Japanese stereotype: "Why, Bugs, you... racist."
* The return of her hate for MichaelBay, setting up that America would ''never'' do military propaganda these days and then playing a clip from his ''{{Transformers}}'' movie that comes across as an advert to enlist.
* After pointing out that making propaganda cartoons about concentration camps certainly wouldn't have been an option:
--> '''Chick''': MACH SCHNELL, more shells! The truly horrible stuff Hitler did? Eh, whatever; [[{{Dumbo}} Pink Elephants]] [[DisneyAcidSequence number!]]
* The credits line, with her feeling nostalgic for Germany and their beer.
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[[folder: Baby Whatever; Nostalgic Baby Dolls]]
* The start with Chick on the couch, surrounded by dolls and looking like she's in her own personal hell.
* "Shopping" coming up multiple times in the list of what girls are supposed to like.
* Her sickened expression at the kissy slurpy noises the doll makes after she "fed" it.
* The return of teenage!Lindsay. She's sitting at the top of the stairs and lets Baby Tumble Surprise go down them. Her face fades into trauma as the baby crashes on the floor.
-->'''Lindsay''': That's a terrible surprise!
** Also, the loud thumps it makes when its head hits the floor.
** Much worse, it's not supposed to be the doll. She's just said that the Baby Tumble Surprise could give older sisters the wrong idea about baby resilience.
* Nella's ultra-girly pink ribbons when her hair is in GirlishPigtails.
* Finally finding a use for Baby Tumble Surprise; braining Oancitzen with its weighted head.
-->'''Kyle''': She only keeps me around because I'm funny when I hurt. I am the punching bag that laughs.
* All of her ideas for baby dolls, but especially "[[PrimalScene Baby Scarred-For-Life]]".
** And Baby Collic, with the children's reactions to its constant crying:
-->'''Dan''': This is why Mommy drinks!
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Chipmunk Adventure ]]
* The Critic opening up the review in a convention and stating that he's hiding from his fans. When the Chick comes in doing the same thing, they get into an argument over who can out-review the other which the Chick tries to lead into a song - which the Critic refuses because that would be silly and pointless. ([[http://blip.tv/nostalgiacritic/nostalgia-critic-commercials-4380845 Of course]], [[http://blip.tv/nostalgiacritic/nostalgia-critic-musical-review-moulin-rouge-5779610 he can't really talk]].)
** It turns into a RunningGag, as it turns outs she's already prepared the words. [[spoiler:When they finally do sing, it's delightfully hammy fun.]]
-->"Still got that penis!"
*** Chick opening up her stolen Todd hoodie to give us a censored flash of her boobs, and Critic lifting up his shirt to do the uncensored version of the [[HollywoodPudgy same]].
** Chick's [[BlatantLies lying]] about "my academic credentials that I never bring up because I'm so modest!" It's a wonder Critic could keep a straight face.
* Critic thinking the villains are lovers. [[RelationshipWritingFumble They're really siblings]], much to Critic's [[{{Squick}} disgust.]]
** Even funnier when you remember the original plot of the first "Thanks For The Feedback" was Chick and Critic having sex, then finding out they're brother and sister.
* Continuing on from ''MoulinRouge'', Chick breathing faster like she's turned on when Critic has a mini-tantrum.
* The way the Critic keeps up the same cheerful and positive tone even as he says the Chick has "gone rogue", isn't doing the job they hired her for and stopped returning their calls about it. The way his eyes are tearing up adds to the StepfordSmiler vibe he always makes so entertaining and/or woobie-like.
* [[UnfortunateImplications "Nothing but good things can happen here.]] [[SarcasmMode I'm sure it will be nothing but respectful."]]
* The Chick and Critic losing it [[{{Narm}} when the baby penguin has a heart shaped locket of its parents]]
-->"I got that picture took with my penguin family at Penguin Sears!"
* "He's going to do business in... Business Land."
* "Meet me in Europe City, the capital of Europe."
* "...getting a kidnapped penguin back to Antarctica City."
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Freddy Got Fingered]]
* Both Nella and Lindsay's reaction to the film (involving [[GoMadFromTheRevelation screaming]], mayonnaise sprays, and sausages)... and discovering Oancitizen in a similar state!
** Their method of getting him out of it? Having him sing something from ''LesMiserables''! And he appropriately responds by singing "Empty Chairs at Empty Tables."
-->'''Kyle''': It's too normal to be Dada! It's too shit to be anything else!
** Nella has to briefly scream for a while before she's worked her way back to speaking again.
** Also how forcedly happy they were while on the phone to him and trying to fob off the movie as an art-piece he'd love.
* Chick admitting under pressure that she was a stupid thirteen old who voted for Tom Green's awful song to make it in an MTV competition.
* They play Moonlight Sonata over the scene where Gord is giving a handjob to a horse. Why is this fitting and funny (even if probably done unintentionally)? Because it's [[NightmareFetishist Ask]] [[ReallyGetsAround That]] [[ButYouScrewOneGoat Guy]]'s theme.
* "This has to be the second worst thing I've seen involving a newborn baby. The first is this" Cue [[CallBack teenage!Lindsay's doll thumping down the stairs]]. [[hottip:*:DontExplainTheJoke moment: in case you don't know, the expected answer is [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Serbian_Film NEWBORN PORN!]]
* Chick valiantly trying to explain the purpose of the Dad getting showered with elephant spunk.
* The conclusion that "[[WesternAnimation/SouthParkBiggerLongerAndUncut Canada must be punished]]", followed by {{Phelous}} and Luke Mochrie being spanked.
--> "Lindsay": [[TakeThat That's for]] {{Nickelback}}!
** Phelous' "could not give less of a fuck" expression interposed between Oancitizen's manic, wide-eyes and clenched teeth.[[hottip:*:Possibly a callback to his "that wasn't even a real punch" metacommentary in previous crossovers.]]
*** And Luke's {{woobie}} tears while Chick multi-tasks by drinking a beer and whipping his behind.
**** Lindsay adds even more funny in the commentary when she hopes that Luke's dad watched it and wondered why a crazy woman was hitting his son.
**** And the blooper reel, which has him pleading for her to at least give him some of the whiskey. Meanwhile Phelous is being wailed upon and saying "I'm responsible for all of that, huh?", smirking.
** Then there's the leadup, where Chick describes how "impotent" she feels while holding a floppy sausage between her fingers... which Oancitizen lifts erect when he suggests their revenge.
* Giving a credit to everybody else they forced to watch the movie.
* Somehow, Kyle's less traumatized observations stand out as hilarious in this, simply because of the fact that he notices these things despite everything else that happens. Examples:
** Pointing out that they used an African elephant despite setting a scene on the Indian subcontinent.
** Noting that, despite being Canadian, Tom Green has an American flag superimposed over his face at the end.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Men In Black]]
* Her sophisticated, snobby opening about the brilliance of WillSmith turning into a WaxingLyrical usage of ''TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir'' theme tune.
* Elisa immediately correcting her from offscreen that she can't do a WillSmith month because May's already half over.
* "[[LampshadeHanging Hang on tight, I'm going to praise something for once]]."
** And her outburst of rage when she switches from calmly praising the first movie to ripping apart the second.
* Comparing the sequel to [[GroinAttack getting kicked in the labia]].
* "...I'm [[DamnedByFaintPraise making a positive comparison to]] ''Transformers 2''. That's like making a positive comparison to ''backne''."
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Wild Wild West]]
* The beginning keeps up the pretentious MeaningfulMeaninglessWords from last week, along with Elisa trying to get her help for the spring cleaning and Chick bullshitting her way out of it.
* The part where Will Smith shows off his dong keeps playing over and over...until we see her with the remote, rewinding and replaying it.
* Admitting that the total bigot in her finds the racist/ablest fights between Smith and the baddie amusing.
* Just her uncomfortable comment when she sees Will Smith character DisguisedInDrag ("Ebonia... why, indeed...")
* The ending, where Elisa finds an old scrapbook of the Chick's filled with pictures of Will Smith. The Chick quickly denies having a crush on him in the past. Elisa then comes back with a diary with a picture of Will Smith lovingly tucked away, which causes the Chick to knock her out.
--> ''Chick:'' Uh...''[[Film/IndependenceDay Welcome to earth!]]'' [PUNCH!]
* Her frustration when she learns [[ThisTropeIsBleep she can't say "midget"]].
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Will Smith Was A Rapper, Once...]]
* Todd's new ringtone for the Chick is "Maneater" by Hall And Oates. Fitting.
* Her angry sulk when Todd basically tells her where to go and she's forced to do a crossover with TheRapCritic.
* Chick [[SelfServingMemory remembering]] the ''FromJustinToKelly'' review as Todd making ''her'' watch the movie instead of the other way round.
* The review concludes with Chick and RC mentioning ''TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir''. What ''most'' (including Rap Critc) might have expected was a duet of the iconic theme song, but Nostalgia Chick... imitates Carlton's goofy dance to the old Oprah theme. Rap Critic responds by schooching away to the side as Chick just continues dancing for a few more seconds. And she's wearing [[SesameStreet Elmo]] pants.
* Chick tries to weasel out of the crossover by saying she wanted to review Will Smith's romantic comedies, only to find the Rap Critic is perfectly happy to talk about those, too.
* The Rap Critic repeatedly ruining Chick's {{Outside Joke}}s, causing her to rant that it's all she has in the way of humor this episode.
* "I have not now, nor have I have ever fawned over some guy. With that in mind, let's use this week's episode as an excuse to call our favourite music reviewer, Todd..."
* "Imagine if ''Film/IRobot'' had a tie-in rap single." No, let the Rap Critic simulate the horror.
* "There is also a song on Willennium called 'Uuhhh'. Sadly 'Whoo!', 'Ha Ha', and 'What, What?' were cut from the album."
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Top Five Least Awful Disney Sequels]]
* "Because people love lists, they love Disney and they love the word 'worst'. Imagine that."
* Her response to the fans wondering what she thinks the best Disney sequels are.
-->'''Chick''': Problem with the word "best" is that it implies "good" or "warrants existing".
* "After hours upon hours of slogging through this mess, I thought I could give you a best list to counteract the worst list but honestly? I don't think I can."
* "Let's just say that before Lasseter took over, it was a ''dark time''."
* Choking on the word "nice", before settling before "less mean".
* The return of the parodied ThisIsSparta from last time:
-->'''Chick''': I give you the Top! T- Five! ...least awful! [finishing off lamely] Disney Sequels.
* "Why only five? 'Cos I- I can't."
* Her dilemma between a "[[TheLionKing shitty follow-up to a good movie]]" and "[[{{Pocahontas}} a somewhat less shitty follow-up to a shitty movie]]".
* Reasoning from the historical accuracy of ''{{Pocahontas}}'', her [[{{Disneyfication}} Disneyfied]] concept for ''Theatre/TheDiaryOfAnneFrank'', complete with talking mice, musical numbers, and a happy ending. Something [[WesternAnimation/DisneysAnneFrank like this]].
* Wincing when she has to give credit to ''TheLionKing II'' for being less awful than most of the sequels.
* Her theory that the lesser number of animals arriving for Kiara's lifting was because they had to repopulate after Scar's drought.
* "But like so many of these, it's a touch... fan-ficcy."
* "Why didn't Scar sire any cubs? Is it because he's gay, or sterile, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment or gay]]? [[RuleOfThree Or is it 'cause he's gay?]]"
-->'''Scar''': Oh, I shall practice my curtsey.
* Imitating the reaction to the new baby being a girl:
-->'''Chick 1''': Look! A ham sandwich!
-->'''Chick 2''': Hehe, it's turkey.
-->'''Chick 1''': Ohhh. Turkey! Oi.
* Pretty much the entire bit right before and then during the beginning of her talk about ''[[Disney/{{Aladdin}} Return of Jafar]],'' especially when she reveals that Iago got ''two'' songs. Her voice just ''drips'' ThisIsGonnaSuck.
* On the "plot thread" in the Atlantis sequel: "I have no fucking idea."
* Her joy at Andy Dick's character dying in LionKing 2, calling it like a back massage and rewinding the clip to watch it a few more times.
-->"Yeah, I remember really digging this!"
* Pointing out Poca's hypocrisy at the bear-baiting when she took a cub away from its mother in the original movie.
* When Jasmine punches the guard for ruining her wedding, the Chick adds in Elizabeth's "try wearing a corset" line from ''Pirates''.
-->'''Chick''': Damnit, now you got me doing it.
* The ending, with her exhausting the only "it's funny because you've heard of it" references the Genie ''didn't'' make in ''Aladdin III''. "[[StreetFighter OF COURSE]]", "[[AFewGoodMen You can't handle the truth!]]" and "[[TheSixthSense I see dead people]]".
-->'''Chick''': Yeah, I know it didn't make any sense. What are you gonna do, watch the credits? [Cut to credits.]
* Phelous guest turn as Gilbert Godfried. That is all.
*
-->'''Aladdin''': All right!
-->'''Chick''': ''[[TotallyRadical Radical!]]''
[[/folder]]
[[folder: NChick Shorts: Betty Boop In Minnie The Moocher]]
* The entire short for her showing just how ''[[MotorMouth fast]]'' she can talk.
* Seguing from an impression of Cab Calloway's singing to "Hi! It's another short from the early days of animation."
* Explaining Betty Boop's appeal with how she was a mix of virgin and flapper.
* Important words like "The Rotoscope" and "Prohibition" being said in her SheRa style ByThePowerOfGrayskull voice.
* Calling the Rotoscope "one of the most oft-utilized animation tools besides [[CaptainObvious pencils]]. And [[TakeThat ponies]]."
* The caption "Apparently I'm the only person alive who doesn't like Ralph Bakshi".
* On a horse scene in the animated ''LordOfTheRings'', about telling the difference between rotoscoping and not rotoscoping: "This? I-I don't know what the hell this is."
** Even though two clips before she stated that it wasn't rotoscoping.
* "It's not bad enough we're in a depression, we can't even drink ourselves to sleep?"
* Having no idea what Betty's boyfriend is, giving the choices of dog, mouse, marmoset or capybara.
* "What does this song have to do with me running away from home? I haven't been kicking any gongs around."
* Her reaction to some of the weird images in the song. "Nursing ghost cats? What does that have to do with ''anything''?"
* Calling 1920s-considered jazz the "evil vessel in which the Devil delivers his sin grenades".
[[/folder]]
[[folder: What Women Want]]
* Giving the pitch of the movie before ending with "And he's an ad exec. That's not overdone, is it?"
* Calling it a film with just slightly less insight than the not-well-known "What Humans Wants", which was written by the Great Gazoo.
* Giving her own ProductPlacement of crisps and alcohol while wondering why there are so many ad executives in movies lately.
*
-->'''Helen Hunt''': They want to empower women.
-->'''Chick''': Especially the twelve year old indonesian women who made those shoes.
* Snarking on the sexist premise:
-->'''Gibson''': I can ''hear'' what women think.
-->'''Chick''': You know that same thing that men do? Have opinions? ''Women do it too!''
* Thinking the movie's ended with him dying in the "electric women soup" and noting that ''FamilyMatters'' seems to be starting instead.
* Theorizing that the two women he can't hear the thoughts of, are secretly men.
* Her AtLeastIAdmitIt[=/=]EvenEvilHasStandards moment at the SassyBlackWoman scene:
-->'''Chick''': You know I'm a total bigot who's all about generalizations, but even I don't buy this.
* "Buy these shoes! They appreciate you and they don't think that you're fat."
* Chick recreates the premise of the movie by electrocuting herself in a bathtub full of guy things. Which include chicken wings, a burger, Coors Light, and a copy of Maxim. The last of which began to melt shortly after filming.
* The thoughts of the male TGWTG reviewers.
--> [[ToddInTheShadows Todd]]: [[ObscurusLupa Lupa]]... Lupa... Lupa... sandwich... Lupa...
** Bonus for the Chick finally falling over in frustration and the situation looking like she's kidnapped him again.
** [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] keeps thinking about how awesome he is... except when he's being grappled by Mechakara's hand. Then, he's thinking he should've gotten dinner at Arby's. [[spoiler: And in the stinger, he thinks about destroying Todd because he (Linkara) has feelings for the Nostalgia Chick.]]
** TheRapCritic has the lyrics to "Ass" going through his head... though he temporarily breaks away to think about the role of racism in modern America.
*** ''While brushing his teeth''.
* After all this, the Chick decides she's going to start objectifying men less, thereby respecting them more. No less than a second later, she bursts out laughing at the very idea.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Top Ten "Hottest" Animated Guys]]
* The title card. It has Chick in a nightclub setting surrounded by [[BeautyAndTheBeast Beast]], [[XMen Nightcrawler]], [[{{Hercules}} Hades]], and {{Megamind}}, all of them dancing around her shirtless.
* Imitating the common reason why Jessica Rabbit is so popular with [[GagBoobs her hands quite a long way from her chest]].
* The quick tease-and-jab at [[ChipAndDaleRescueRangers Gadget]] [[FurryFandom furries]].
-->'''Chick''': Weirdos.
* Telling the audience to please feel free ''not'' to point out that there are outliers in every generalization.
* Lying through her teeth that she likes "real men", before cutting to Todd singing KatyPerry and eating junk food. And other than that, all the JerkassWoobie boys she's had the hots for would beg to differ.
* "And the show really isn't about me... [[{{Narcissist}} okay it is about me]]..."
* The preteen-like version of the title: The Top Ten "Hottest" Animated Guys!!1! <3
* Complaining that almost nobody voted for Dean from ''TheIronGiant'': "I don't get you people."
* Her ''utter horror and revulsion'' at the fact that [[Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame Frollo]] made it onto the list.
** And trying desperately to force the choice into making sense: "Also, he kills people. [[{{Understatement}} He's a bad boy!]]" *awkward, kinda scared smile*
** "[[SassyBlackWoman Mmm-hmm]], I bet that seventy year old withered body is buff under those billowing judge robes."
** Finally theorizing that he could be considered "hot" because of the scene where he has his old captain whipped. Especially funny if you remember her telling the Queen in the "Top Ten Disney Deaths" to throw the huntsman's body on the wall as punishment.
** "...someone to blackmail you sexually..."
* Chick, Elisa, and Nella bursting out into "[[{{Mulan}} I'll Make a Man Out of You]]."
* Chick has ''[[spoiler:[[{{Ferngully}} Batty Koda]]]] fanart''.
-->'''Chick''': He has a tortured backstory!
* Trying to figure out the appeal of Darien, before admitting that she has no idea what ''SailorMoon'' is about.
** Then chalking the appeal up to his BrainwashedAndCrazy phase, as AllGirlsWantBadBoys.
* Breaking down the top five guys.
-->'''Chick''': We have a [[Disney/{{Aladdin}} thief]], a [[{{Anastasia}} con-artist]], a [[XMen thief-slash-womanizer]], a [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast loud, violent, literal monster]], and...[[SailorMoon nice glasses, I guess.]]
* JesuOtaku's cameo, especially if you follow her.
--> '''JO''': Ugh, I can see the obituary now. "Cause of death: ''DigimonTamers''."
* Elisa fangirling over [[WesternAnimation/{{Gargoyles}} Goliath]] and Nella's even more frantic fangirl outburst over [[{{Pocahontas}} Thomas]]. Not to mention the Chick's various "Oh God, why me" faces through their squeeing.
* On the fact that the list is composed almost entirely of AllGirlsWantBadBoys and ICanChangeMyBeloved
-->'''Chick''': Basically, we're all [[AdultChild adult children]] of [[DarkAndTroubledPast alcoholics]] and want to ''change'' you.
-->'''Chick''': What do we like more than a big masculine crusader for justice? A ''project''!
* The Chick's entire expertise on Japanese animation:
--> Anime! It exists...I guess.
* Nella: "I DON'T JUDGE YOU FOR YOUR SEXUAL AWAKENING, DO I? DO I?" (Lindsay struggles to keep a straight face and fails.)
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Song Of The South]]
* Sitting down to watch the film because there's nothing she loves more than being offended by stuff Disney made sixty years ago ...and like ten seconds later she's fast asleep and snoring. And twitching is apparently regular thing for her 'cause she does that too.
* "''SongOfTheSouth'' is offensive because it perpetuates the stereotype that black people are [[DiscriminateAndSwitch boring]]".
* Doing the film because February is National Pet Dental Health Awareness Month, and a dog features heavily in the movie.
** Which is followed up in the closing card: "Oh, it's Black History Month, too? What are the odds."
* {{Motor Mouth}}ing over the [[CaptainObvious uncomfortable]] racial aspects of ''BirthOfANation'' and ''TheJazzSinger''.
* "Bup bup bup, get ''away'' from those comment boxes, I know this takes place after the civil war."
* Making a point of how difficult it is to believe that WaltDisney actually possessed human emotions.
* Only being able to call the child protagonist "this" at first.
* One of her criticisms of the SaturdayNightLive sketch is correcting them in how Walt didn't hate the blacks, he hated the Jews.
-->'''Chick''': There's a difference.
* Nella dressed up like a maid and covering up the Chick about to say "MagicalNegro" with her Hoover.
-->'''Chick''': Oh, so we're not allowed to say that either?
-->'''Nella''': [in a posh accent] ''Whatever'' do you mean, "we"?
* At the end, she makes an impassioned speech about Disney could release the film to educate people of the cultural norms of that time. It then cuts to the boys watching the clock, and then back to her being deep in sleep again.
* "This film is a ''boring'' part of our history, and Disney needs to acknowledge it."
* "Hoof hoof hoof".
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Adventures of Milo and Otis]]
* The beginning where she's d'awwing over a youtube video of a baby panda sneezing.
* Comparing cats to girls who bitch about you behind your back at the office.
* After showing the cat being thrown off the cliff for the first time, "well with that in mind, let's throw ourselves right in! ...geddit?"
* Her confusion at the ContemplatingOurNavels narration in the original film.
-->'''Chick''': Yeah... maybe this makes sense in Japanese.
* All the bits with Kali, with the poor thing dressed up like a princess.
--> '''Nostalgia Chick''': ''[sings in a silly voice while making Kali dance]'' [[MontyPython I'm a puppy dog and I'm okay/I sleep all night and I sleep all day...]]
** And this happens every time she wants to fob off the awkwardness, like after hearing that ''thirty kittens died from being thrown off a cliff''.
* The montage of pug footage, demonstrating the breed's abject lack of dignity.
* "[[PrecisionFStrike F*&@ING ROCKS]]"
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Lorax]]
* The title card has the Chick chasing the new Lorax down ''with an axe''.
* If you remember the [=VLog=] where Lindsay calls ''X-Men III'' the point where the Chick and her hate of everything was born, the Chick saying she gave up on the futile endeavour of fan loyalty long ago.
* She liked the ''HitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy'' movie:
--> "What? Yeah, that's right. Oh, what? What, fanboys? You wanna fight?"
* Visibly groaning at the "that's a woman?" joke, that plays after her "change is necessary" speech.
* "...[[ThisIsGonnaSuck where do I begin]]? Well, obviously in rhyme."
* "But really, who wants to watch some noxious dilettante keep up a review all in rhyme, obviously I can't. So here's the part where I stop playing the bard, as we take a look as to why this movie sucks so hard."
** "Okay I'm done, I promise."
* "So before we get to why the 2012 remake is the most hateful-awful thing that ever existed..."
* Her confusion about the boy in the 1972 version:
-->'''Boy''': A thought? About what?"
-->'''Chick''': Yeah, who are you?
* Having to take the time to think of that word ([[AccentuateTheNegative which is "good"]]) to describe the animated short that she grew up with.
* Getting disproportionately pissed off at a line-change:
-->'''Granny''': Far outside of town where the grass never grows...
-->'''Chick''': "Grass never grows?" What's wrong with gricklegrass, grammy? Hey! Hey, Betty White, as the only good thing about this movie I ''demand'' that you answer me. What's wrong with gricklegrass? ''Why did you change that line'', movie? Did it not test well?
** [[YourMileageMayVary "Disproportionately"?]]
* Sulking that she doesn't like the Once-ler having a face.
* "Most of the portions with the Once-ler and the Lorax--that which takes up most of the animated short, by the way--are devoted to their ''{{bromance}}.''" She just sounds so disturbed when she says it.
* "[[ProductPlacement WHAT FRESH BULLSHIT IS THIS]]"
* Chick's "creative" subtitles for the Once-ler's VillainSong. "I just ejaculated crude oil onto an egret."
-->"My factory is literally powered by baby seal blood and hate."
* When rhyming at the end about how to deal with the awfulness of the movie, the way she totally perks up when alcohol is mentioned.
** Her "I knew this would happen!" reaction to the new PrettyBoy Once-ler being made a DracoInLeatherPants by fangirls.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Sister Act]]
* The beginning has Nella doing the Chick's dishes again, complaining bitterly about how she was forced to watch both versions of ''Literature/TheLorax'' ("you made me care!") and after all that, she wasn't even in last week's review.
** And true to form, the Chick's totally disinterested and messing around on her phone.
* All of Nella's passive-aggressiveness. "You know what? Fine. Fine. Go do your little review. I'll just do your dishes for you. That you left in my sink. Again. I mean it's not like I'm getting paid for any of this, or letting you use my cable or letting you wash your clothes in my washer and dryer..."
* The dramatic sting when the Chick realizes that Nella's trying to break her with... "Catholic guilt".
** And the end of the episode when she realizes the only effective countermeasure... "Catholic shame". Done with a reference to ''TheRoom''.
* Nella pretending to be a nun named "Sister Jesus Mary Joseph bearer of Perpetual Guilt." With an Irish-sounding accent.
* Chick's obsession with Todd gets a bit more extreme:
-->'''Sister Jesus Mary Joseph bearer of Perpetual Guilt''': It's not like I walked your dog all those times you ran off to stalk Todd in hopes of fornication.
-->'''Chick''': It's not fornication if we were married in a former life!
* "[[TotallyRadical Urban gangsta flava!]]"
* "Now now, ''[[IncrediblyLamePun nun]]'' of that." So they're okay when you do them, Chick?
* After Delores tells the class she's going to make them a choir, Chick assumes that's her answer to everything and asks if she's going to do the same with Al Gore and [[CrossesTheLineTwice Ugandan kid soldiers]].
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Der Fuehrers Face]]
* When Bugs Bunny gives a bomb to a offensive Japanese stereotype: "Why, Bugs, you... racist."
* The return of her hate for MichaelBay, setting up that America would ''never'' do military propaganda these days and then playing a clip from his ''{{Transformers}}'' movie that comes across as an advert to enlist.
* After pointing out that making propaganda cartoons about concentration camps certainly wouldn't have been an option:
--> '''Chick''': MACH SCHNELL, more shells! The truly horrible stuff Hitler did? Eh, whatever; [[{{Dumbo}} Pink Elephants]] [[DisneyAcidSequence number!]]
* The credits line, with her feeling nostalgic for Germany and their beer.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Baby Whatever; Nostalgic Baby Dolls]]
* The start with Chick on the couch, surrounded by dolls and looking like she's in her own personal hell.
* "Shopping" coming up multiple times in the list of what girls are supposed to like.
* Her sickened expression at the kissy slurpy noises the doll makes after she "fed" it.
* The return of teenage!Lindsay. She's sitting at the top of the stairs and lets Baby Tumble Surprise go down them. Her face fades into trauma as the baby crashes on the floor.
-->'''Lindsay''': That's a terrible surprise!
** Also, the loud thumps it makes when its head hits the floor.
** Much worse, it's not supposed to be the doll. She's just said that the Baby Tumble Surprise could give older sisters the wrong idea about baby resilience.
* Nella's ultra-girly pink ribbons when her hair is in GirlishPigtails.
* Finally finding a use for Baby Tumble Surprise; braining Oancitzen with its weighted head.
-->'''Kyle''': She only keeps me around because I'm funny when I hurt. I am the punching bag that laughs.
* All of her ideas for baby dolls, but especially "[[PrimalScene Baby Scarred-For-Life]]".
** And Baby Collic, with the children's reactions to its constant crying:
-->'''Dan''': This is why Mommy drinks!
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[[folder: The Chipmunk Adventure ]]
* The Critic opening up the review in a convention and stating that he's hiding from his fans. When the Chick comes in doing the same thing, they get into an argument over who can out-review the other which the Chick tries to lead into a song - which the Critic refuses because that would be silly and pointless. ([[http://blip.tv/nostalgiacritic/nostalgia-critic-commercials-4380845 Of course]], [[http://blip.tv/nostalgiacritic/nostalgia-critic-musical-review-moulin-rouge-5779610 he can't really talk]].)
** It turns into a RunningGag, as it turns outs she's already prepared the words. [[spoiler:When they finally do sing, it's delightfully hammy fun.]]
-->"Still got that penis!"
*** Chick opening up her stolen Todd hoodie to give us a censored flash of her boobs, and Critic lifting up his shirt to do the uncensored version of the [[HollywoodPudgy same]].
** Chick's [[BlatantLies lying]] about "my academic credentials that I never bring up because I'm so modest!" It's a wonder Critic could keep a straight face.
* Critic thinking the villains are lovers. [[RelationshipWritingFumble They're really siblings]], much to Critic's [[{{Squick}} disgust.]]
** Even funnier when you remember the original plot of the first "Thanks For The Feedback" was Chick and Critic having sex, then finding out they're brother and sister.
* Continuing on from ''MoulinRouge'', Chick breathing faster like she's turned on when Critic has a mini-tantrum.
* The way the Critic keeps up the same cheerful and positive tone even as he says the Chick has "gone rogue", isn't doing the job they hired her for and stopped returning their calls about it. The way his eyes are tearing up adds to the StepfordSmiler vibe he always makes so entertaining and/or woobie-like.
* [[UnfortunateImplications "Nothing but good things can happen here.]] [[SarcasmMode I'm sure it will be nothing but respectful."]]
* The Chick and Critic losing it [[{{Narm}} when the baby penguin has a heart shaped locket of its parents]]
-->"I got that picture took with my penguin family at Penguin Sears!"
* "He's going to do business in... Business Land."
* "Meet me in Europe City, the capital of Europe."
* "...getting a kidnapped penguin back to Antarctica City."
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[[folder: Freddy Got Fingered]]
* Both Nella and Lindsay's reaction to the film (involving [[GoMadFromTheRevelation screaming]], mayonnaise sprays, and sausages)... and discovering Oancitizen in a similar state!
** Their method of getting him out of it? Having him sing something from ''LesMiserables''! And he appropriately responds by singing "Empty Chairs at Empty Tables."
-->'''Kyle''': It's too normal to be Dada! It's too shit to be anything else!
** Nella has to briefly scream for a while before she's worked her way back to speaking again.
** Also how forcedly happy they were while on the phone to him and trying to fob off the movie as an art-piece he'd love.
* Chick admitting under pressure that she was a stupid thirteen old who voted for Tom Green's awful song to make it in an MTV competition.
* They play Moonlight Sonata over the scene where Gord is giving a handjob to a horse. Why is this fitting and funny (even if probably done unintentionally)? Because it's [[NightmareFetishist Ask]] [[ReallyGetsAround That]] [[ButYouScrewOneGoat Guy]]'s theme.
* "This has to be the second worst thing I've seen involving a newborn baby. The first is this" Cue [[CallBack teenage!Lindsay's doll thumping down the stairs]]. [[hottip:*:DontExplainTheJoke moment: in case you don't know, the expected answer is [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Serbian_Film NEWBORN PORN!]]
* Chick valiantly trying to explain the purpose of the Dad getting showered with elephant spunk.
* The conclusion that "[[WesternAnimation/SouthParkBiggerLongerAndUncut Canada must be punished]]", followed by {{Phelous}} and Luke Mochrie being spanked.
--> "Lindsay": [[TakeThat That's for]] {{Nickelback}}!
** Phelous' "could not give less of a fuck" expression interposed between Oancitizen's manic, wide-eyes and clenched teeth.[[hottip:*:Possibly a callback to his "that wasn't even a real punch" metacommentary in previous crossovers.]]
*** And Luke's {{woobie}} tears while Chick multi-tasks by drinking a beer and whipping his behind.
**** Lindsay adds even more funny in the commentary when she hopes that Luke's dad watched it and wondered why a crazy woman was hitting his son.
**** And the blooper reel, which has him pleading for her to at least give him some of the whiskey. Meanwhile Phelous is being wailed upon and saying "I'm responsible for all of that, huh?", smirking.
** Then there's the leadup, where Chick describes how "impotent" she feels while holding a floppy sausage between her fingers... which Oancitizen lifts erect when he suggests their revenge.
* Giving a credit to everybody else they forced to watch the movie.
* Somehow, Kyle's less traumatized observations stand out as hilarious in this, simply because of the fact that he notices these things despite everything else that happens. Examples:
** Pointing out that they used an African elephant despite setting a scene on the Indian subcontinent.
** Noting that, despite being Canadian, Tom Green has an American flag superimposed over his face at the end.
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[[folder: Men In Black]]
* Her sophisticated, snobby opening about the brilliance of WillSmith turning into a WaxingLyrical usage of ''TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir'' theme tune.
* Elisa immediately correcting her from offscreen that she can't do a WillSmith month because May's already half over.
* "[[LampshadeHanging Hang on tight, I'm going to praise something for once]]."
** And her outburst of rage when she switches from calmly praising the first movie to ripping apart the second.
* Comparing the sequel to [[GroinAttack getting kicked in the labia]].
* "...I'm [[DamnedByFaintPraise making a positive comparison to]] ''Transformers 2''. That's like making a positive comparison to ''backne''."
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[[folder: Wild Wild West]]
* The beginning keeps up the pretentious MeaningfulMeaninglessWords from last week, along with Elisa trying to get her help for the spring cleaning and Chick bullshitting her way out of it.
* The part where Will Smith shows off his dong keeps playing over and over...until we see her with the remote, rewinding and replaying it.
* Admitting that the total bigot in her finds the racist/ablest fights between Smith and the baddie amusing.
* Just her uncomfortable comment when she sees Will Smith character DisguisedInDrag ("Ebonia... why, indeed...")
* The ending, where Elisa finds an old scrapbook of the Chick's filled with pictures of Will Smith. The Chick quickly denies having a crush on him in the past. Elisa then comes back with a diary with a picture of Will Smith lovingly tucked away, which causes the Chick to knock her out.
--> ''Chick:'' Uh...''[[Film/IndependenceDay Welcome to earth!]]'' [PUNCH!]
* Her frustration when she learns [[ThisTropeIsBleep she can't say "midget"]].
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[[folder: Will Smith Was A Rapper, Once...]]
* Todd's new ringtone for the Chick is "Maneater" by Hall And Oates. Fitting.
* Her angry sulk when Todd basically tells her where to go and she's forced to do a crossover with TheRapCritic.
* Chick [[SelfServingMemory remembering]] the ''FromJustinToKelly'' review as Todd making ''her'' watch the movie instead of the other way round.
* The review concludes with Chick and RC mentioning ''TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir''. What ''most'' (including Rap Critc) might have expected was a duet of the iconic theme song, but Nostalgia Chick... imitates Carlton's goofy dance to the old Oprah theme. Rap Critic responds by schooching away to the side as Chick just continues dancing for a few more seconds. And she's wearing [[SesameStreet Elmo]] pants.
* Chick tries to weasel out of the crossover by saying she wanted to review Will Smith's romantic comedies, only to find the Rap Critic is perfectly happy to talk about those, too.
* The Rap Critic repeatedly ruining Chick's {{Outside Joke}}s, causing her to rant that it's all she has in the way of humor this episode.
* "I have not now, nor have I have ever fawned over some guy. With that in mind, let's use this week's episode as an excuse to call our favourite music reviewer, Todd..."
* "Imagine if ''Film/IRobot'' had a tie-in rap single." No, let the Rap Critic simulate the horror.
* "There is also a song on Willennium called 'Uuhhh'. Sadly 'Whoo!', 'Ha Ha', and 'What, What?' were cut from the album."
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