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-->'''Aramis''': *staring at Constance walking off after she has slapped him* God! I love that in a woman!\\

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-->'''Aramis''': --->'''Aramis''': *staring at Constance walking off after she has slapped him* God! I love that in a woman!\\



-->'''King Louis''' I can't have people running around trying to kill my mother! [[HypocriticalHumor Not unless I tell them to!]]

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-->'''King --->'''King Louis''' I can't have people running around trying to kill my mother! [[HypocriticalHumor Not unless I tell them to!]]



-->'''Athos''': If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly.\\

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-->'''Athos''': --->'''Athos''': If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly.\\


** Directly after exploding it with a perfect shot, Porthos suggests they try it again. Blindfolded.

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** Directly after exploding it with a perfect shot, Porthos suggests they try it again. Blindfolded. Aramis' grin vanishes instantly.

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* Athos, Aramis, Porthos, and Bonnaire struggling to subdue a willful horse so they can cut out the diamonds braided into its tail while d'Artagnan, the only farmer among them, watches in amusement, chuckling and eating snacks. When he finally steps in to show them how it's done, he and the horse turn to the others and ''bow at the same time''.


* Aramis pulls Athos back to tell him that Rochefort knows about Aramis and Queen Anne's ffair. Athos has a typically deadpan response.

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* Aramis pulls Athos back to tell him that Rochefort knows about Aramis and Queen Anne's ffair.affair. Athos has a typically deadpan response.


-->'''Athos''': ''[deadpan]'' I think they need our help!
-->'''Aramis''': They're just too shy to ask.

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-->'''Athos''': ''[deadpan]'' I think they need our help!
-->'''Aramis''':
help!\\
'''Aramis''':
They're just too shy to ask.



-->'''Athos''': If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly.
-->'''Aramis''': Yes, sorry.
-->'''Athos''': No, no, by all means, let's keep things suicidal.

to:

-->'''Athos''': If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly.
-->'''Aramis''':
properly.\\
'''Aramis''':
Yes, sorry.
-->'''Athos''':
sorry.\\
'''Athos''':
No, no, by all means, let's keep things suicidal.



--> '''Athos''': *whispering furiously* I cannot believe you slept with the Queen!
--> '''Aramis''': I thought you didn't see anything.
--> '''Athos''': They'll hang you, and then they'll hang me for letting it happen.
--> '''Aramis''': More chance we'll be killed here and take it with us to the grave.
--> '''Athos''': That's a comfort.
* Captain Treville being interrupted by Aramis and Porthos during [[spoiler:Athos]] funeral.

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--> '''Athos''': *whispering furiously* I cannot believe you slept with the Queen!
-->
Queen!\\
'''Aramis''': I thought you didn't see anything.
-->
anything.\\
'''Athos''': They'll hang you, and then they'll hang me for letting it happen.
-->
happen.\\
'''Aramis''': More chance we'll be killed here and take it with us to the grave.
-->
grave.\\
'''Athos''': That's a comfort.
* Captain Treville being interrupted by Aramis and Porthos during [[spoiler:Athos]] [[spoiler:Athos' pretend]] funeral.



-->'''Queen Anne''': *to Bonacieux* I trust there won't be any objections?
-->'''Bonacieux''': ....

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-->'''Queen Anne''': *to Bonacieux* I trust there won't be any objections?
-->'''Bonacieux''': ....
objections?\\
'''Bonacieux''': ....



-->'''D'Artagnan''': *sneaks up to a woman about to undress for a bath* Please don't be alarmed.
-->'''Lucy''': Oh my God, keep away! *backs up*
-->'''D'Artagnan''': Don't worry, I'm a gentleman.
-->'''Lucy''': You're undressed!
-->'''D'Artagnan''': Not for your benefit, I can assure you. *gestures behind him, where there's a partially hidden man lying face down, [[ItMakesSenseInContext who he'd knocked unconscious and had started to strip*]]
-->'''Lucy''':... Dear God, [[MistakenForGay could you not have found some other place for your entertainment?!]]
-->'''D'Artagnan''': N-no, he's unconscious!
-->'''Lucy''': *horrified staring*

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-->'''D'Artagnan''': *sneaks up to a woman about to undress for a bath* Please don't be alarmed.
-->'''Lucy''':
alarmed.\\
'''Lucy''':
Oh my God, keep away! *backs up*
-->'''D'Artagnan''':
up*\\
'''D'Artagnan''':
Don't worry, I'm a gentleman.
-->'''Lucy''':
gentleman.\\
'''Lucy''':
You're undressed!
-->'''D'Artagnan''':
undressed!\\
'''D'Artagnan''':
Not for your benefit, I can assure you. *gestures behind him, where there's a partially hidden man lying face down, [[ItMakesSenseInContext who he'd knocked unconscious and had started to strip*]]
-->'''Lucy''':...
strip*]]\\
'''Lucy''':...
Dear God, [[MistakenForGay could you not have found some other place for your entertainment?!]]
-->'''D'Artagnan''':
entertainment?!]]\\
'''D'Artagnan''':
N-no, he's unconscious!
-->'''Lucy''':
unconscious!\\
'''Lucy''':
*horrified staring*



* Treville's reaction to being told about [[spoiler: Aramis sleeping with the Queen. He goes from utter horror, then to fury as Aramis says the Dauphin might be his son, and then giving up completely when he's told that Rochefort knows.]]
** [[spoiler: At one point, Porthos goes to hug Aramis after realizing what kind of weight he's been carrying, only for Treville to separate them with a DeathGlare, as if to say 'Don't you hug him, he does ''not'' deserve hugs right now!']]
** [[spoiler: Athos' understated glee at telling the news, despite how serious the situation is. The scene really reads like an older brother telling on his sibling to their dad.]]

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* Aramis pulls Athos back to tell him that Rochefort knows about Aramis and Queen Anne's ffair. Athos has a typically deadpan response.
-->'''Athos:''' If Rochefort's advances to the Queen were treason, what does that make yours?\\
'''Aramis:''' Love.\\
'''Athos:''' I'm sure the King will appreciate the difference.
* Treville's reaction to being told about [[spoiler: Aramis sleeping with the Queen. He goes from utter horror, then to fury as Aramis says the Dauphin might be his son, and then giving up completely when he's told that Rochefort knows.]]
knows.
** [[spoiler: At one point, Porthos goes to hug Aramis after realizing what kind of weight he's been carrying, only for Treville to separate them with a DeathGlare, as if to say 'Don't "Don't you hug him, he does ''not'' deserve hugs right now!']]
now!"
** [[spoiler: Athos' understated glee at telling the news, despite how serious the situation is. The scene really reads like an older brother telling on his sibling to their dad.]]dad.
--->'''Treville:''' You didn't try to stop it?\\
'''Athos:''' If I'd known what he was going to do I'd have shot him there and then.
** Aramis claims that he didn't say aything before because he was trying to protect the Queen's reputation.
--->'''D'Artagnan:''' You could have done that by not sleeping with her.



-->'''Constance''': Give me 50 sou and I'll take you to heaven.
-->'''Guard''': You one of 'em religious nutters?
-->'''Constance''': It's a metaphor.
-->'''Guard''': *looks bemused*

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-->'''Constance''': -->'''Constance:''' Give me 50 sou and I'll take you to heaven.
-->'''Guard''':
heaven.\\
'''Guard:'''
You one of 'em religious nutters?
-->'''Constance''':
nutters?\\
'''Constance:'''
It's a metaphor.
-->'''Guard''':
metaphor.\\
'''Guard:'''
*looks bemused*



-->'''d'Artagnan''': Two words: Needle, haystack.
-->'''Athos''': I've got two more: move, now.
-->'''Aramis''': I've got two better ones: Coitus interruptus.
-->'''Athos''': I heard that.

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-->'''d'Artagnan''': -->'''D'Artagnan:''' Two words: Needle, haystack.
-->'''Athos''':
haystack.\\
'''Athos:'''
I've got two more: move, now.
-->'''Aramis''':
now.\\
'''Aramis:'''
I've got two better ones: Coitus interruptus.
-->'''Athos''':
Coitus, interruptus.\\
'''Athos:'''
I heard that.


-->'''Aramis''': *staring at Constance walking off after she has slapped him* God! I love that in a woman!
-->'''Porthos''': Passion?
-->'''Aramis''': *grinning* Violence.

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-->'''Aramis''': *staring at Constance walking off after she has slapped him* God! I love that in a woman!
-->'''Porthos''': Passion?
-->'''Aramis''': *grinning*
woman!\\
'''Porthos''': Passion?\\
'''Aramis''': ''(grinning)''
Violence.


-->'''Richelieu'''" Decapitating one's mother is rarely popular with the people, sire. It always looks a touch ungrateful.
At this point, Queen Anne suggests that the King's mother (who's being hunted by assassins) must be in very real danger. Louis orders the Cardinal to find the assassins, because:

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-->'''Richelieu'''" -->'''Richelieu''' Decapitating one's mother is rarely popular with the people, sire. It always looks a touch ungrateful.
** At this point, Queen Anne suggests that the King's mother (who's being hunted by assassins) must be in very real danger. Louis orders the Cardinal to find the assassins, because:


-->'''King Louis'''" I can't have people running around trying to kill my mother! [[HypocriticalHumor Not unless ''I'' tell them to!]]"

to:

-->'''King Louis'''" Louis''' I can't have people running around trying to kill my mother! [[HypocriticalHumor Not unless ''I'' I tell them to!]]"to!]]


-->'''Richelieu'''" Decapitating one's mother is rarely popular with the people, sire. It always look a touch ungrateful.

to:

-->'''Richelieu'''" Decapitating one's mother is rarely popular with the people, sire. It always look looks a touch ungrateful.ungrateful.
At this point, Queen Anne suggests that the King's mother (who's being hunted by assassins) must be in very real danger. Louis orders the Cardinal to find the assassins, because:
-->'''King Louis'''" I can't have people running around trying to kill my mother! [[HypocriticalHumor Not unless ''I'' tell them to!]]"


--> ''Athos'': *whispering furiously* I cannot believe you slept with the Queen!
--> ''Aramis'': I thought you didn't see anything.
--> ''Athos'': They'll hang you, and then they'll hang me for letting it happen.
--> ''Aramis'': More chance we'll be killed here and take it with us to the grave.
--> ''Athos'': That's a comfort.

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--> ''Athos'': '''Athos''': *whispering furiously* I cannot believe you slept with the Queen!
--> ''Aramis'': '''Aramis''': I thought you didn't see anything.
--> ''Athos'': '''Athos''': They'll hang you, and then they'll hang me for letting it happen.
--> ''Aramis'': '''Aramis''': More chance we'll be killed here and take it with us to the grave.
--> ''Athos'': '''Athos''': That's a comfort.


* The usually stoic Athos having a mini FreakOut when he finds out [[spoiler: Aramis and Queen Anne slept together.]]

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* The usually stoic Athos having a mini FreakOut when he finds out [[spoiler: Aramis and Queen Anne slept together.]]together.
--> ''Athos'': *whispering furiously* I cannot believe you slept with the Queen!
--> ''Aramis'': I thought you didn't see anything.
--> ''Athos'': They'll hang you, and then they'll hang me for letting it happen.
--> ''Aramis'': More chance we'll be killed here and take it with us to the grave.
--> ''Athos'': That's a comfort.


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* At the end of the episode King Louis announces that Anne is now pregnant. While the rest of the court applauds, Athos shoots an epic DeathGlare at [[MamasBabyPapasMaybe Aramis]].

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*Ninon's flirting with Athos in 1.07. The normally unflappable man is completely taken aback. What makes it even better are the others' reactions.


-->'''Aramis''': I've got to better ones: Coitus interruptus.

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-->'''Aramis''': I've got to two better ones: Coitus interruptus.

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* At the start of 3x04, Sylvie and Athos are about to have sex when d'Artagnan knocks on the door- and in the process, reveals that the other Musketeers are just behind the door, in full view of the kissing couple. Their sheepish faces are already priceless, but the exchange that follows it makes the scene:
-->'''d'Artagnan''': Two words: Needle, haystack.
-->'''Athos''': I've got two more: move, now.
-->'''Aramis''': I've got to better ones: Coitus interruptus.
-->'''Athos''': I heard that.


* D'Artagnan telling Athos to grab his sword and prepare to fight to the death. Aramis' reaction: "Now that's the way to make an entrance."

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* D'Artagnan telling Athos to grab his sword and prepare to fight to the death. Aramis' reaction: "Now
-->'''Aramis''': Now
that's the way to make an entrance."



* When the upset King wishes to have his traitor mother executed, Richelieu dryly points out that "decapitating one's mother is rarely popular with the people, sire. It always look a touch ungrateful."

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* When the upset King wishes to have his traitor traitorous mother executed, Richelieu dryly points out that "decapitating comes along asking for help, the King snaps about having her beheaded.
-->'''Richelieu'''" Decapitating
one's mother is rarely popular with the people, sire. It always look a touch ungrateful."

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