History Funny / TheMarvelousMrsMaisel

** Sophie's gradual breakdown is just a sight to behold. The further the play progresses, the more and more Sophie just leans into the character, blurring the lines between Miss Julie and "Sophie from Queens," eventually throwing out the script entirely and just doing her routine. While Gavin is reduced to sitting in a chair, face firmly buried in one hand, and so stunned by this trainwreck he doesn't even stand up for the curtain call. Just to sell it is her dance to the applause.

* In moving things back into her old apartment, Midge has reconfigured her bedroom such that the bed is placed in the middle of the room at a diagonal angle because she doesn't want reminders of how the room was configured when she and Joel were married and when he dumped her here. Imogene points out that what she's doing is clinically insane, and it's a big tripping hazard.

'''Tess:''' But if you borrow it without telling someone, isn't that stealing?\\

-->'''Midge:''' Oh, you don't think your wife has a life you don't know about? Your wife is home alone all day long. You know who else is around your house all day long? [[CheatingWithTheMilkman Milkmen, mailmen... handymen... salesmen.]] Do you know how many products there are to sell out there? Any of you come home one day, and there's a brand new vacuum cleaner? I mean, you had a perfectly good one when you left in the morning but then, ding dong! "Hi, I'm handsome." [[DoubleEntendre "Want to reach those hard-to-reach spots?" "I've got an expandable attachment that you're gonna love."]] And you want her to have that secret life. Trust me. 'Cause if she didn't, with all that she knows about yours, she'd spend those lonely nights sitting there thinking, "How long would I have to [[VorpalPillow hold this pillow over his face]] before his breathing stops?" I can answer that, ladies. Three minutes. Two and a half if he smokes.

* Abe misspells Creator/CarolChanning wrong in a review. No big, right? Except to him as his editor first has Abe submitting a ''1500 word'' apology and then hears Abe has spent the morning trying to call ''every magazine subscriber individually'' to apologize.

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-->“When I was a kid I thought it was ghosts, and I used to dress up as a ghost on Halloween, other kids would make ghost noises like ‘wooooo woooo’ and I’d embarrass myself going [[TheImmodestOrgasm “ooooh oohhh yeahhh”]].
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* Since Abe doesn't have his study anymore, he has to turn one of the bathrooms into an improvised workspace, with him setting up his typewriter in the bathtub, and using Midge's lipstick as a red pen.

'''Susie:''' I didn't steal it, I borrowed it.\\

** Said performer is cursing loud enough to be heard by the audience.

--->'''Midge:''' Guys, hear me. By the time I finish unzipping, unfastening and unhooking the medieval contraption of rayon and rubber that is my girdle, you'll all be back in bed with your wives telling them how much you hated working late. ''[someone throws a dollar bill at her feet]'' Well, you didn't say you were gonna throw an oily, crumpled dollar bill at me. ''Now'' it's coming off.

* Shirley insists on wearing her finest to the theater, including a fur coat...when it's 80 degrees out.

* Joel doesn't have any bowls of his own because he doesn't eat soup.

'''Abe:''' But you'll miss the show! There should be a way to pause this. Like, you have a separate box recording the picture and sound simultaneously. It should be able to rewind, too.

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[[caption-width-right:350:What happens when your dad finds out about your other life]]