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* The scene where Pvt. Cepaglia and Pvt. Rosen give their new, inexperienced platoon mates advice is this and a CrowningMomentOfAwesome, given being [[NervesOfSteel completely unfazed by an incoming artillery shell]] [[DramaticDeadpan as they continue to speak calmly]].

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* The scene where Pvt. Cepaglia and Pvt. Rosen give their new, inexperienced platoon mates advice is this and a CrowningMomentOfAwesome, SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome, given being [[NervesOfSteel completely unfazed by an incoming artillery shell]] [[DramaticDeadpan as they continue to speak calmly]].
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* artillery shell comes down very close to the trench, sending the new replacements ducking for cover. Cepaglia and Rosen just stand there unfazed, even when a piece of something bounces off Rosen's helmet*\\

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* artillery *artillery shell comes down very close to the trench, sending the new replacements ducking for cover. Cepaglia and Rosen just stand there unfazed, even when a piece of something bounces off Rosen's helmet*\\
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* The scene where Pvt. Cepaglia and Pvt. Rosen give their new, inexperienced platoon mates advice is this and a CrowningMomentOfAwesome, given being [[NervesOfSteel completely unfazed by an incoming artillery shell]] [[DramaticDeadpan as they continue to speak calmly]].
-->'''Cepaglia:''' *holding up an automatic rifle* "This is a French Cho-Cho."\\
'''Rosen:''' "Chauchat."\\
'''Cepaglia:''' "It's a piece of garbage, don't worry about it."\\
'''Rosen:''' "Leave it to Henchman and Hollingshead."\\
'''Cepaglia:''' "Don't worry about mortars, tanks, and artillery."\\
'''Rosen:''' "We don't have any of that either."\\
'''Cepaglia:''' "Basically we're mud crunchers,"\\
'''Rosen:''' "Gravel agitators."\\
'''Cepaglia:''' "Infantry."\\
*artillery shell comes down very close to the trench, sending the new replacements ducking for cover. Cepaglia and Rosen just stand there unfazed, even when a piece of something bounces off Rosen's helmet*\\
'''Cepaglia:''' "That's just some traveling salesman throwing iron cigars."\\
'''Rosen:''' "German artillery."\\
'''Cepaglia:''' "Which brings me to stuff. There're two kinds of stuff."\\
'''Rosen:''' "Stuff going out, ours. Stuff comming in, theirs."\\
'''Cepaglia:''' "Mud crunchers must learn to judge between different kinds of stuff. If you here something that whistles and knocks, that's Herr Whiz-Bang. Get on the ground. Sometimes Herr Whiz-Bang brings along his lady friend, Minnie Waffer."\\
'''Rosen:''' "Minenwerfer."\\
'''Cepaglia:''' "Minnie Waffer sounds like one of those whining hot corn ladies on 10th Avenue."\\
'''Rosen:''' "Nah, it's more like the B.R.T. coming out of the tubes."\\
'''Cepaglia:''' "The thing is they're real hard to judge. So just hit the ground anytime you hear something like that. And don't worry if it hits you, 'cause they got a lot of other stuff. Like Jack Johnsons, Whimpering Willies..."\\
'''Rosen:''' "The I-Cans, airplane bombs, machine guns..."\\
'''Cepaglia:''' "And all sorts of potato masher grenades. Don't worry about any of that 'cause it all comes down to that..." *indicates the fixed bayonet on his rifle*\\
'''Rosen:''' "When you go face-to-face with a mud crunching heinie bastard with one of these at the end of his rifle, you better stick it in him before he sticks it in you!"\\
'''Cepaglia:''' "That... you gotta worry about."

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