History Funny / TheLifeAquaticWithSteveZissou

[[spoiler:''[Pirate plugs Hennessey in the ribs]'']]

-->'''Hennessey''': Steve... you came to rescue me?
-->''[Zissou shrugs]''
-->'''Hennessey''': ''[To a pirate]'' Fold.
-->[[spoiler:''[Pirate plugs Hennessey in the ribs]'']]
** Also funny: the sight of poor Hennessey wearing a filthy old Dr. Pepper logo T-shirt, quite a comedown from his normal elegant look.

-->'''Ned''': I'm going to fight you, Steve!
-->''[[[TalkToTheFist Steve sucker punches Ned]]]''
-->'''Steve''': You never say "I'm going to fight you, Steve"! You just smile, act natural, and then you sucker punch.

-->'''Festival Director''': That's an endangered species at most. What would be the scientific purpose of killing it?
-->''[Long pause]''
-->'''Zissou''': Revenge.

-->'''Alistair Hennessey''': Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine?
-->'''Bill Ubell''': Well, uh... we fuckin' stole it, man.
* Surprsingly, in the incredibly touching ending sequence, there's one when Steve was pointing at the flag.
--> '''Steve:''' This one was my son. ''(points to N on flag)'' Also our equity partner.
* When Steve takes Jane up in his balloone, Klaus and Pele discuss her.
-->'''Pele:''' I like her hairdo.
-->'''Klaus:''' So do I, but Steve called her first.

-->'''Klaus:''' What should we do with this guy?
-->'''Steve:''' Just, throw him over the other side.

* Seu Jorge's character, who is supposed to be the "safety expert" (introduced with a shot of him casually holding a flaming object for a few seconds before throwing it overboard), singing "Space Oddity" in Brazilian Portuguese while on lookout...''completely oblivious'' to the ''pirate ship'' closing in behind him and only reacting when they ''put up the boarding ladder.''
* A BlackComedy one when during the rescue of the bond company stooge from the pirates, Zissou opens the wrong door...and finds a captured Hennessey playing poker with them:

-->'''Ned''': I'm going to fight you Steve!

-->'''Steve''': You never say "I'm going to fight you, Steve"! You just smile, act natural and then you sucker punch.

* Hennesey finding his espresso machine on the Bellafonte.
--> '''Alistair Hennessey''': Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine?
--> '''Bill Ubell''': Well, uh... we fuckin' stole it man.
* Surprsingly, in the incredibly touching ending sequence, there's one when Steve was pointing at the flag.

--> '''Pele:''' I like her hairdo.
--> '''Klaus:''' So do I, but Steve called her first.

--> '''Klaus:''' What should we do with this guy?
--> '''Steve:''' Just, throw him over the other side.

* Klaus weeping over Steve not picking him to be on his own team.

* The impromptu burial at sea for the one pirate that got killed bt Steve's rampage... which gets cut short when Hennessey pulls up beside them.

--->'''Hennessey''': Steve... you came to rescue me?
--->''[Zissou shrugs]''
--->'''Hennessey''': ''[To a pirate]'' Fold.
--->[[spoiler:''[Pirate plugs Hennessey in the ribs]'']]

--->'''Ned''': I'm going to fight you Steve!
--->''[[[TalkToTheFist Steve sucker punches Ned]]]''
--->'''Steve''': You never say "I'm going to fight you, Steve"! You just smile, act natural and then you sucker punch.

--->'''Festival Director''': That's an endangered species at most. What would be the scientific purpose of killing it?
--->''[Long pause]''
--->'''Zissou''': Revenge.

** Bill's response:

* Steve being the ''only'' member of the crew to be covered with leeches after going through a swamp.

* "Anne-Marie? Do the interns get Glocks?" "No, they all share one."

* "Anne-Marie? Do the interns get Glocks?" "No, they all have to share one."

--> '''Steve:''' Just, throw him over the other side.

--> '''Klaus:''' So do I, but Steve called her first.

--> '''Steve:''' This one was my son. ''(points to N on flag)'' Also our equity partner.

--> '''Bill Ubell''': Well, uh... we fuckin' stole it man.