History Funny / TheLibrarians2014

** Stone reads that [[SlavicMythology Koschei's Needle]] is hidden within an egg, within a duck, within a hare, within an iron chest. Ezekiel declares they need to find a turducken.

** Sesselman in general is pretty amusing to watch, in large part due to being played by [[Creator/JohnDeLancie]]. It's not hard to imagine [[Franchise/StarTrek Q]] or [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Discord]] reading some of his lines.

*** To stage a distraction, Stone gets into an argument with the bouncer about which country, Britain or America, has the best writers. Which is the closest Stone gets to getting in the club after him and the bouncer end up bonding over the argument--the bouncer starts to let him in, but then Jones shows up and says they have to leave.

** All the [=LITs=] are trapped in a spell and given their own personal ideal lives. Cassandra's? She is a highly distinguished astronaut with multiple lunar landings under her belt and currently does a successful children's show where she teaches math and science... and she also has ponies.

** The fact that each of them instantly rattles off all the details of their ideal lives...getting progressively more and more like bad Mary Sue fanfiction. Stone has 11 degrees, and teaches at the "University of Sicily". A town with less then 2000 people. Jones? Is an FBI agent, a rules-breaking maverick who gets results.

** The library has collected a TARDIS and the Delorean.

-->'''Eve''': Tell me that's not a robot from the future.

* BruceCampbell is Santa. John Rogers had to point out how awesome this is.

-->'''Stone''': [[Coincidence is dating two girls at the same time and then finding out they're sisters.]] ''[looks at Ezekiel]'' By the way, ''bad idea.''

** Cecilman is about to engage in some EvilGloating over the fact that Baird made a wish. Then he [[DoubleTake realizes]] ''exactly'' [[BroughtDownToNormal what it was she'd wished for.]]

--->'''Cecilman''': ''Ha! You just made a mis...[[DoubleTake what did you say?]]''
** Jenkins tanks a bunch of rocks falling on him and snarks at Cecilman.

--->'''Cecilman''': [[OhCrap The contract cannot kill that which cannot be killed!]]

** Ezekiel adopts a gargoyle (named Stumpy) after looking it in the eyes. It behaves like a puppy and moves around just like the Weeping Angels.

* In "The Looms of Fate", Baird just walks off repeatedly saying [[NoJustNoReaction "NOPE!"]] after [[spoiler: [[AlternateTimeline Alt!]]Stone kisses her.]]
** [[spoiler: Even though he is not the Librarian anymore, Alt!]]Flynn is still a MotorMouth that spews {{technobabble}}.

--> '''Baird''': "That's enough of you!

** Flynn putting the 'ham' in ''Theatre/{{Hamlet}}'' via an awful performance of it.

** The group joining each other in a rousing rendition of "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" in order to counter [[spoiler: Apep's chaos magic.]] A little cheesy? Sure, but still funny as hell.

** Ezekiel and Stone driving across a campus while Ezekiel spouts off how great he is in order to draw the attention of a monster that feeds off pride. Made funnier in that everything Ezekiel says is something he truly believes which includes the ability to beat Stone in a fight and to get with Eve if he wanted to. Compounding the hilarity is that Ezekiel ''doesn't think of it as boasting'' and as a result has trouble of thinking of things to say, requiring Stone to prompt him at intervals with remarks about what a great thief he is and how he could probably beat Stone himself in a fight. Stone's growing exasperation through all of this is priceless, especially when he suggests that Ezekiel would have a chance of getting with Baird if he ever wanted to - something that Stone ''actually did'' in an alternate timeline which he is not aware of.

** Ezekiel and Stone driving across a campus while Ezekiel spouts off how great he is in order to draw the attention of a monster that feeds off pride. Made funnier in that everything Ezekiel says is something he truly believes which includes the ability to beat Stone in a fight and to get with Eve if he wanted to.
** Ezekiel goes on and on about how he's better at stuff than Stone, which Stone is forced to agree to. He only argues when Ezekiel claimed to be a better singer than him.

** The Apple of Discord turning Flynn into a bombastic ham.
-->'''Dulaque:''' Are you ill?
*** Especially the part where he rounds up the [[FunWithAcronyms LITs]] while shouting "DADDY'S HOOOOOME!"

* In "The Looms of Fate", Baird just walks off repeatedly saying [[NoJustNoReaction "No"]] after [[spoiler: [[AlternateTimeline Alt!]]Stone kisses her.]]

--> '''Baird''': That's im''probable''.

'''Flynn:''' Well I'm ''trying'', but this is a complex alphanumerical code based on Latin Bible verses and [[SuddenlyShouting it would be a lot easier to concentrate if someone were to turn off that beeping NUCLEAR BOMB!]]

'''Flynn:''' Well I'm ''trying'', but this is a complex alphanumerical code based on Latin Bible verses and it would be a lot easier to concentrate [[SuddenlyShouting if someone were to turn off that beeping NUCLEAR BOMB!]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IeRH2eAaW8 This trailer]], in which the dramatic narrator keeps trying to give the team heroic-sounding names like "The Legendary Legion."

** Oh. And the Sheriff? Ends up becoming half the Sheriff of Nottingha, half THE BIG BAD WOLF!