History Funny / TheLetter

* Gregor/G, the bartender, likes to share the story ''in graphic detail'' of a case Ash once had [[{{Squick}} where a man gouged out his own eyeball and ate it]] to get unruly customers to leave, give them advice about "knowing their limits", or just a good laugh.

* [[NoodleIncident Apparently, Isabella found a dead body stuffed inside a couch during her first assignment as a real estate agent.]] Ashton in particular still likes to tease her about it.

-->''(rapping)'' 'Sup, I'm Ash! From De-Lux City!\\

** Nuts n' Bolts: Choose for Becca to kick Luke in his nether regions.

* Gregor/G, the bartender, likes to share the story ''in graphic detail'' of a case Ash once had [[{{Squick}} where a man gouged out his own eyeball and ate it]] to get unruly customers to leave, get them advice about "knowing their limits", or just a good laugh.

* Gregor/G, the bartender, likes to share the story ''in graphic detail'' of a case Ash once had [[Squick where a man gouged out his own eyeball and ate it]] to get unruly customers to leave, get them advice about "knowing their limits", or just a good laugh.

** When Ash and Marianne meet in her chapter, she mocks his jacket which at least some of the players noticed.

** Zachary and Rebecca's respective voicemails have their own gems as well. Zach mentions if it's Ash calling, he cannot break into his apartment and stop picking his locks, and for Rebecca, she mentions if it's Isabella calling, [[BigEater she is permitted to reheat the leftovers she finds in the fridge]].

-->'''Ashton''': What up, Z-Man! What's crackalakin', my homie?

** For Marianne, Ash is dubbed "Asian Joe", and Luke appears as "Whiskey".

* In Isabella's chapter if you choose to go with Ash to speak with Prof. Andrew Clark, at one point during the talk, the professor brings up a few interesting tidbits on Ash back when the latter was still his student that Ash never mentioned to Isabella. Despite Ash's quiet protests, Prof. Clark continues to share more at Isabella's request and Ashton's deepening embarrassment. [[spoiler: In Ashton's chapter, one later learns that Ash views Prof. Clark not just as a teacher and mentor, but as [[ParentalSubstiute surrogate father figure]], so the scene comes off as an AmazinglyEmbarrassingParents moment. It gets even funnier on the story routes that have Ash and Isabella enter a romantic relationship, as it more or less doubles as Ash introducing his crush to his father figure, who then proceeds to embarrass him in front of her.]]

* In Isabella's chapter if you choose to go with Ash to speak with Prof. Andrew Clark, at one point during the talk, the professor brings up a few interesting tidbits on Ash back when the latter was still his student that Ash never mentioned to Isabella. Despite Ash's quiet protests, Prof. Clark continues to share more at Isabella's request and Ashton's deepening embarrassment. [[spoiler: In Ashton's chapter, one later learns that Ash views Prof. Clark not just as a teacher and mentor, but as surrogate father figure, so the scene comes off as an AmazinglyEmbarrassingParents moment. It gets even funnier on the story routes that have Ash and Isabella enter a romantic relationship, as it more or less doubles as Ash introducing his crush to his father figure, who then shares embarrassing stories about him to Isabella.]]

** Even better? ASH HIMSELF is the one doing the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BVetacYWWI&list=PLBZeFe4c4b-Adlsaf9GPMoirACYwRe_lC&index=7 vocals!!]]

** The first time you hear it is at a formal open house at the Ermengarde Mansion, much to Ashton and Isabella's embarrassment.

'''Zach:''' ''A'ight, kids, settle down before you break anything---''

* Whenever Luke or Marianne are drunk, mostly thanks to amazing performances of their respective voice actors.

** At one point in Rebecca's chapter, Luke is dubbed "Sleazy Douche"

** Bye, Bitches!: Go for the true ending, but [[spoiler:as Luke decide to not sacrifice yourself in Chapter 7.]]

** Falcon Punch: Zach decks Luke.
** Nuts and Bolts: Choose for Becca to kick Luke in his nether regions.

** Falcon Punch: Zach decks Ash
** Nuts and Bolts: Choose for Becca to kick Luke in his nether regions

* Some of the games' VideoGameCrueltyPotential options are pretty chuckle-worthy.

* Some of the games' CrueltyPotential options are pretty chuckle-worthy.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BVetacYWWI&list=PLBZeFe4c4b-Adlsaf9GPMoirACYwRe_lC&index=7 Ash's ringtone]], good lord. It's especially funny considering Ash's personality and employment. One would ''never'' expect he'd use something so ridiculous.
** Even better? ASH HIMSELF is the one doing the vocals!!

** Even better? ASH HIMSELF is the one doing the vocals!!

*** Even better? ASH HIMSELF is the one doing the vocals!!

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BVetacYWWI&list=PLBZeFe4c4b-Adlsaf9GPMoirACYwRe_lC&index=7 Ash's ringtone]], good lord. It's especially funny considering Ash's personality and his employment, that one would never expect he'd use something so ridiculous.
** The first time you hear it is at a formal open house at the Ermengarde Mansion, much to Ashton and Isabella's embarrassment.