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* Bryce imagines that he's the one driving the construction van in an epic car chase, with Darius, Sonia, and Magnusson all fawning over his skills.
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** It's made even better because of how the papers were even signed: Sonia seemingly gave Bryce papers that would grant him his Triple-A bodyguarding licence back. And Bryce happily signed it without hesitation. So, this scene taught us one simple lesson: always read the fine print or you risk sealing an unwanted deal.
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** It's made even better because of how the papers were even signed: Sonia seemingly gave Bryce papers that would grant him his Triple-A bodyguarding licence back. And Bryce happily signed it without hesitation. So, this scene taught us one simple important lesson: always read the fine print or you risk sealing an unwanted deal.
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* From the get-go, [[AccidentalMisnaming Sonia keeps calling Bryce "Breese"]].
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* The look on Bryce's face when he finds out that Sonia wants to have kids with Darius. And his whispered response? ''"May God have mercy on our souls"''.
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* The look on Bryce's face Bryce is completely shocked when he finds out that Sonia wants to have kids with Darius. And his whispered response? ''"May God have mercy on our souls"''.
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** It's made even better because of how the papers were even signed: Sonia seemingly gave Bryce papers that would grant him his Triple-A bodyguarding licence back. And Bryce happily signed it without hesitation. So, this scene taught us one simple lession: lesson: always read the fine print or you risk sealing an unwanted deal.
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* The dynamic between Bryce and Sonia can be summed up best in one scene. While the two are talking about Darius' capture, she casually takes a banana from a Capri vendor, leaving him to pay the owner.
* The look on Bryce's face when he finds out that Sonia wants to have kids with Darius. His whispered response? ''"May God have mercy on our souls"''.
* The look on Bryce's face when he finds out that Sonia wants to have kids with Darius. His whispered response? ''"May God have mercy on our souls"''.
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* After Sonia believes Bryce died from [[TakingTheBullet taking a shotgun round for her]], she and Darius give Bryce a sea burial. It merely consists of them throwing Bryce into the ocean. And somehow, Bryce only wakes up when Sonia throws her wig next to him, which is followed by him panicking underwater!
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* After Sonia believes Bryce died from [[TakingTheBullet taking a shotgun round for her]], she and Darius give Bryce a sea burial. It merely consists of them throwing Bryce into the ocean. And somehow, Bryce only wakes up when Sonia throws her wig next to him, which him. This is followed by him panicking underwater! when he panics.
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* After Sonia believes Bryce died from [[TakingTheBullet taking a shotgun round for her]], she and Darius give Bryce a sea burial. It merely consists of them throwing Bryce into the ocean. And somehow, Bryce only wakes up when Sonia throws her wig next to him, which is followed by him panicking underwater!
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* Bryce is feeling down after his stepfather denounced him, so Darius decides to give him a unique pep talk. It consists of Bryce having to say ''"I'm unlicensed, and I don't give a fuck"'' [[NoIndoorVoice very loudly]]. The two decides to ''"fuck some shit up"'', with Darius even handing Bryce a pistol... which is when Interpol shows up to arrest them.
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* Bryce is feeling down after his stepfather denounced him, so Darius decides to give him a unique pep talk. It consists of Bryce having to say ''"I'm unlicensed, and I don't give a fuck"'' [[NoIndoorVoice very loudly]].for the world to hear]]. The two decides to ''"fuck some shit up"'', with Darius even handing Bryce a pistol... which is when Interpol shows up to arrest them.
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** TheStinger makes it even better. Since Bryce, Darius and Sonia are still on red notice, they must stay in a yacht for one or two more months. Therefore, we get to see Bryce's glorious ThousandYardStare [[TheImmodestOrgasm as the Kincaids have sex]]. And then, he decides to take his leave... [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere by jumping into the ocean]].
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** TheStinger makes it even better. Since Bryce, Darius and Sonia are still on red notice, they must stay in a yacht for one or two more months. Therefore, we get to see Bryce's glorious ThousandYardStare [[TheImmodestOrgasm as the Kincaids have loud sex]]. And then, he decides to take his leave... [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere by jumping into the ocean]].
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* Bryce and Darius make it to Aristotle's boat, where the former states that level two security will be more dangerous. They are then surrounded by four armed henchmen on flyboards, warning them about their chances of survival. [[AntiClimax Cue the two casually shooting down the flyboard mooks, without so much as a change in expression.]]
-->'''Bryce:''' Not very practical.\\
'''Darius:''' Well, can we skip a couple of levels and get to the hard shit?\\
'''Bryce:''' Sure.
-->'''Bryce:''' Not very practical.\\
'''Darius:''' Well, can we skip a couple of levels and get to the hard shit?\\
'''Bryce:''' Sure.
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** It's made even better because of how the papers were even signed: Sonia seemingly gave Bryce papers that would grant him his Triple-A bodyguarding licence back. And Bryce happily signed it without hesitation. So, this scene basically taught us to always read the fine print, or you risk sealing an unwanted deal.
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** It's made even better because of how the papers were even signed: Sonia seemingly gave Bryce papers that would grant him his Triple-A bodyguarding licence back. And Bryce happily signed it without hesitation. So, this scene basically taught us to one simple lession: always read the fine print, print or you risk sealing an unwanted deal.
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** TheStinger makes it even better. Since Bryce, Darius and Sonia are still on red notice, they must stay in a yacht for one or two more months. Therefore, we get to see Bryce's glorious ThousandYardStare as the Kincaids have sex. And then, he decides to take his leave... [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere by jumping into the ocean]].
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** TheStinger makes it even better. Since Bryce, Darius and Sonia are still on red notice, they must stay in a yacht for one or two more months. Therefore, we get to see Bryce's glorious ThousandYardStare [[TheImmodestOrgasm as the Kincaids have sex.sex]]. And then, he decides to take his leave... [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere by jumping into the ocean]].
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[[caption-width-right:350:Not pictured: Any shred of Bryce's dignity.]]
''The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard'' continues to torment Michael Bryce with the return of unwelcome faces, so you can bet that there are plenty of laugh-out-loud moments.
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* Darius and Sonia decide to make a getaway in a construction van, and throw an unconscious Bryce in the back. This means that the ensuing high-speed chase throws Bryce back into multiple tools. By the time it's over, we see the page image.
* Bryce is feeling down after his stepfather denounced him, so Darius decides to give him a unique pep talk. It consists of Bryce having to say ''"I'm unlicensed, and I don't give a fuck"'' [[NoIndoorVoice very loudly]]. The two decides to ''"fuck some shit up"'', with Darius even handing Bryce a pistol... which is when Interpol shows up to arrest them.
-->'''Interpol police:''' Hands in the air!\\
'''Bryce:''' ''(While putting his hands up)'' Nope! Wasn't touching it.
* '''The entire ending''', due to its demented implications. Bryce unintentionally signs adoption papers ''to become Darius' and Sonia's son''!
-->'''Bryce and Darius:''' Wait, '''[[PrecisionFStrike WHAT THE FUCK?!]]'''
** It's made even better because of how the papers were even signed: Sonia seemingly gave Bryce papers that would grant him his Triple-A bodyguarding licence back. And Bryce happily signed it without hesitation. So, this scene basically taught us to always read the fine print, or you risk sealing an unwanted deal.
** TheStinger makes it even better. Since Bryce, Darius and Sonia are still on red notice, they must stay in a yacht for one or two more months. Therefore, we get to see Bryce's glorious ThousandYardStare as the Kincaids have sex. And then, he decides to take his leave... [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere by jumping into the ocean]].
[[caption-width-right:350:Not pictured: Any shred of Bryce's dignity.]]
''The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard'' continues to torment Michael Bryce with the return of unwelcome faces, so you can bet that there are plenty of laugh-out-loud moments.
!'''''All'' spoilers on this page are left unmarked. Administrivia/YouHaveBeenWarned!'''
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* Darius and Sonia decide to make a getaway in a construction van, and throw an unconscious Bryce in the back. This means that the ensuing high-speed chase throws Bryce back into multiple tools. By the time it's over, we see the page image.
* Bryce is feeling down after his stepfather denounced him, so Darius decides to give him a unique pep talk. It consists of Bryce having to say ''"I'm unlicensed, and I don't give a fuck"'' [[NoIndoorVoice very loudly]]. The two decides to ''"fuck some shit up"'', with Darius even handing Bryce a pistol... which is when Interpol shows up to arrest them.
-->'''Interpol police:''' Hands in the air!\\
'''Bryce:''' ''(While putting his hands up)'' Nope! Wasn't touching it.
* '''The entire ending''', due to its demented implications. Bryce unintentionally signs adoption papers ''to become Darius' and Sonia's son''!
-->'''Bryce and Darius:''' Wait, '''[[PrecisionFStrike WHAT THE FUCK?!]]'''
** It's made even better because of how the papers were even signed: Sonia seemingly gave Bryce papers that would grant him his Triple-A bodyguarding licence back. And Bryce happily signed it without hesitation. So, this scene basically taught us to always read the fine print, or you risk sealing an unwanted deal.
** TheStinger makes it even better. Since Bryce, Darius and Sonia are still on red notice, they must stay in a yacht for one or two more months. Therefore, we get to see Bryce's glorious ThousandYardStare as the Kincaids have sex. And then, he decides to take his leave... [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere by jumping into the ocean]].
