Line #20 Funny/TheHitmansWifesBodyguard


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2	[[caption-width-right:350:''"They didn't wear their seatbelts."'']]
3	''The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard'' continues to torment Michael Bryce with the return of unwelcome faces, so you can bet that there are plenty of laugh-out-loud moments.
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5	!'''''All'' spoilers on this page are left unmarked. Administrivia/YouHaveBeenWarned!'''
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7	* From the get-go, [[AccidentalMisnaming Sonia keeps calling Bryce "Breese"]].
8	* The dynamic between Bryce and Sonia can be summed up best in one scene. While the two are talking about Darius' capture, she casually takes a banana from a Capri vendor, leaving him to pay the owner.
9	* Bryce is completely shocked when he finds out that Sonia wants to have kids with Darius. And his whispered response? ''"May God have mercy on our souls"''.
10	* After Sonia believes Bryce died from [[TakingTheBullet taking a shotgun round for her]], she and Darius give Bryce a sea burial. It merely consists of them throwing Bryce into the ocean. And somehow, Bryce only wakes up when Sonia throws her wig next to him. This is when he panics.
11	* Darius and Sonia decide to make a getaway in a construction van, and throw an unconscious Bryce in the back. This means that the ensuing high-speed chase throws Bryce back into multiple tools. By the time it's over, we see the page image.
12	* Bryce imagines that he's the one driving the construction van in an epic car chase, with Darius, Sonia, and Magnusson all fawning over his skills.
13	* Bryce is feeling down after his stepfather denounced him, so Darius decides to give him a unique pep talk. It consists of Bryce having to say ''"I'm unlicensed, and I don't give a fuck"'' [[NoIndoorVoice for the world to hear]]. The two decides to ''"fuck some shit up"'', with Darius even handing Bryce a pistol... which is when Interpol shows up to arrest them.
14	-->'''Interpol police:''' Hands in the air!\
15	'''Bryce:''' ''(While putting his hands up)'' Nope! Wasn't touching it.
16	* Bryce and Darius make it to Aristotle's boat, where the former states that level two security will be more dangerous. They are then surrounded by four armed henchmen on flyboards, warning them about their chances of survival. [[AntiClimax Cue the two casually shooting down the flyboard mooks, without so much as a change in expression.]]
17	-->'''Bryce:''' Not very practical.\
18	'''Darius:''' Well, can we skip a couple of levels and get to the hard shit?\
19	'''Bryce:''' Sure.
20	* '''The entire ending''', due to its demented implications. Bryce unintentionally signs adoption papers ''to become Darius' and Sonia's son''!
21	-->'''Bryce and Darius:''' Wait, '''[[PrecisionFStrike WHAT THE FUCK?!]]'''
22	** It's made even better because of how the papers were even signed: Sonia seemingly gave Bryce papers that would grant him his Triple-A bodyguarding licence back. And Bryce happily signed it without hesitation. So, this scene taught us one important lesson: always read the fine print or you risk sealing an unwanted deal.

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