History Funny / TheHatefulEight

* Warren referring to Jody Domergue as the "[[GroinAttack bushwhacking nut shooter]]".

** When Ruth rants about the Mannix marauders using "the Cause" as an excuse to steal and kill--"in particular emancipated blacks!"...Daisy chimes in, "Sounds like my kinda fella."

''(Daisy holds her hand up over her head and sticks out her tongue)''

** Doubly hilarious as one can easily assume Warren made the whole ridiculously over-the-top story up to provoke Smithers. RefugeInAudacity as its finest.

** Really, the entire aftermath of Jody shooting Warren's nuts from under the floorboards. The chapter ends with Warren lying on the ground in agony [[LeaveTheCameraRunning for what seems like an eternity]] and he ultimately ends up incapacitated for the rest of the film, holding his scrotum together with his free hand. And THEN he goads Jody up from the basement under the pretense of surrender. In an outrageous demonstration of vindictiveness, Warren ends Jody's sentimental reunion with Daisy by shooting the smiling Lothario in the back of the head.

'''Mannix:''' ...Now throw out--your other pistol!\\

'''Warren:''' Well, you better shit another pistol out your ass--'cause if you don't throw one up here in the next two seconds, we gonna ''kill'' this bitch!\\

** Plus, Bob's defensiveness when Warren asks what goddamn idiot broke it. Because he shot it to pieces when the gang massacred Minnie and the rest of the Haberdashery Staff

* Is Minnie fluent in french? ''(beat)'' Oui~! After learning the word, she spends some time trying to get someone to set up a joke about her ass being big.

** And even his reaction to seeing John Ruth and O.B. start throwing up blood due to said poisoned coffee, which he was about to drink, throwing it away like it was the plague.
* The opening narration for Chapter 4 begins "It's been 15 minutes since..." It gets hilariously meta because, if seen in the Roadshow, these are the first words spoken after the 15 minute intermission.

* Bob's response when Warren thinks he's part of the group trying to spring Daisy. "You are real imaginative nigger, ain't ya? So do you intend to murder me based on a far-fetched nigger theory, ORCANYOUPROVEIT, CABRÓN?"
* When Ruth and O.B. are poisoned, they spit out a cartoonish geyser of blood that's both terrifying and hilarious, especially when John Ruth is attacking Daisy on the ground and hurls a fountain of blood on the person in a sequence that rivals [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VufV5-I94bI Charlie swallowing the blood capsules]] on ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia''.

** Instead of wrecking the prop guitar as planned, Kurt Russell '''actually smashed''' the antique guitar Jennifer Jason Leigh was playing, not knowing that said antique was worth '''around $40,000.''' Needless to say, the people who loaned out the guitar were ''pissed''! So much in fact that they stopped lending props to film productions. Whoops.
* John Ruth's barely-contained giddiness over the Lincoln letter. He's like a kid getting to play with the hot new toy.
** Before reading it, he dons a pair of spectacles that take all too long to bring to bear. Oswaldo's specs are readied with a flick of the wrist. Blink and you miss it, but it's hard not to laugh at the annoyed look on John's face.
* Warren's evidence that Bob is lying is that there used to be a sign saying, "No Dogs, No Mexicans". [[CrossesTheLineTwice Minnie later took down the sign...]][[InsultToRocks to accommodate dogs]].
** This is later followed by Warren shooting Bob the Mexican after he deduces that he was responsible for the deaths of Minnie and her company. The humor is not so much Bob's death itself, than it is [[NoKillLikeOverkill how Warren does it]]--he shoots him in the chest with a pistol in his right hand. Then shoots him in the chest ''again'' with the pistol in his ''left'' hand. And ''then'', even though Bob has hit the ground by this point and is unlikely to have survived both shots, he then fires ''[[GunsAkimbo both guns]]'' into his head, ''[[YourHeadAsplode making it explode]]''. The first two of shots are shocking, but the third shots from both guns into his head runs straight into BloodyHilarious territory.
* After the massive shoot down, Oswaldo and Gage confess their true identities and their bounties, including Bob, who was really "Marco the Mexican". Warren's reaction?
-->'''Warren:''' That's "Marco the Mexican"? Haha, shit! Now that I blew his face off, Marco ain't worth a ''peso''.
* When Mannix and Warren string up Daisy to hang at the climax of the movie Warren sits up to watch Daisy die, but not before throwing one last quip her way. Afterwards they just admire their work as happy as two men on death's doorstep could possibly be.

''[Mannix and Warren chuckle until Daisy stops kicking]]''\\

** When John Ruth disbelieves Mannix's statement that he is the new sheriff of Red Rock and declares, "[[AndI'mTheQueenOfSheba He's a goddamn sheriff, I'm a monkey's uncle!]]" Daisy replies, "Good. Then you can share bananas with your nigger friend in the stable."

** When John Ruth disbelieves Mannix's statement that he is the new sheriff of Red Rock and declares, "He's a goddamn sheriff, I'm a monkey's uncle!" Daisy replies, "Good. Then you can share bananas with your nigger friend in the stable."

-->'''Warren:''' That's "Marco the Mexican"? Haha, shit! Now that I blew his face off, Marco ain't worth a ''peso''.

** Instead of wrecking the prop guitar as planned, Kurt Russell '''actually smashed''' the antique guitar Jennifer Jason Leigh was playing, not knowing it was worth '''around $40,000.''' Needless to say, the people who loaned out the guitar were ''pissed''! So much in fact that they stopped lending props to film productions. Whoops.

** Instead of wrecking the prop guitar as planned, Kurt Russell '''actually smashed''' the guitar Jennifer Jason Leigh was playing, not knowing the guitar was an antique worth '''around $40,000.''' Needless to say, the people who loaned out the guitar were ''pissed''! So much in fact that they stopped lending props to film productions. Whoops.

** Instead of wrecking the prop guitar as planned, Kurt Russell smashed the guitar Jennifer Jason Leigh was playing, not knowing the guitar was an antique worth some $40,000. Needless to say, the people who loaned out the guitar were ''pissed''!