History Funny / TheGreatestFreakoutEver

!!In general:

-->''"GET OUT OF MY FREAKIN' DARN FACE!"''
-->''"YOU'RE A B-WORD AND I JUST DON'T LIKE YOU!"''

-->'''Grandma Quire:''' Where's the phone?
-->'''Stephen:''' '''I DON'T KNOW!'''
-->'''Grandma Quire:''' [[NeverLiveItDown You got it up your ass, too?]]

-->'''Jack:''' Okay, Stephen's been taking culinary classes in school, and he thinks he's a chef now. [[AnnoyingYoungerSibling So I'm gonna mess with him while he's cooking us dinner.]] ''(Walks into the kitchen where Stephen, wearing a chef uniform, is preparing the food.)'' Hey, Chef Stephen!
-->'''Stephen:''' ...What?
-->'''Jack:''' What are you making there?
-->'''Stephen:''' ...What does it matter to you?
-->'''Jack:''' Oh, I'm just wondering what we're gonna be eating for dinner.
-->'''Stephen:''' Oh, like I'm gonna give ''you'' any. Douchebag.
-->'''Jack:''' Is it really necessary to wear that, uh, that whole little outfit there?
-->'''Stephen:''' Well, it's not like I'm like making cereal or toast or something you would make; I'm making manicotti with creamed chicken and artichokes.
-->'''Jack:''' ''(Confused)'' ...What? Wait, what? What is it?
-->'''Stephen:''' Manicotti with creamed chicken and artichokes.
-->'''Jack:''' [[RuleOfThree One more time.]]
-->'''Stephen:''' ...You're frickin' retarded; I'm not repeating myself.
-->'''Jack:''' What is that?
-->'''Stephen:''' '''''[[SuddenlyShouting GO AWAY!]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis IT'S MANICOTTI! WITH CREAMED CHICKEN! AND ARTICHOKES!]] WHICH ONE OF THOSE WORDS DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?'''''

-->'''Female Tourist:''' Is that your son?
-->''(Jennifer Quire nods her head, embarrassed.)''
-->'''Female Tourist:''' [[BrutalHonesty I'm sorry!]]

-->'''Dad''': You're gonna take the Batmobile all the way to California? 2000 miles without a roof over your head?\\
'''Stephen''': Yes, I'm taking it to California! I am!\\
'''Dad''': [[ArmorPiercingQuestion What if it rains?]]\\
'''Stephen''': [[CatchPhrase I don't care!]]\\
'''Dad''': You don't care if it rains?\\
'''Stephen''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I. Don't. Care.]]

* Episode 39 (the WebVideo/McJuggerNuggets crossover): Stephen's freakout was so chaotic that quite a few fans felt it literally was the "[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin greatest freakout ever]]".

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[[caption-width-right:350:The usual reaction to the videos.]]

* Episode 38: Stephen tries to prove that he knows how to live "off the grid" by showing his garden of fruits and vegetables and a fish that he caught from a pond. [[WhatAnIdiot However, he clearly failed to do his research when staging the scene; watermelon, corn cobs, and carrots are stuck haphazardly into the ground, and Stephen fails to realize that wild tuna comes from the ''ocean'', not from a pond.]] When Stephen shows up, he's wearing a one-piece American flag print suspenders and sunglasses, screeching about how Jack and his ducks are "trotting through [his] veg."

* Episode 38: Stephen tries to prove that he knows how to live "off the grid" by showing his garden of fruits and vegetables and a fish that he caught from a pond. [[WhatAnIdiot However, he clearly failed to do his research when staging the scene; Watermelon, corn cobs, and carrots are stuck haphazardly into the ground, and Stephen fails to realize that wild tuna comes from the ''ocean'', not from a pond.]] When Stephen shows up, he's wearing a one-piece American flag print suspenders and sunglasses, screeching about how Jack and his ducks are "trotting through [his] veg."

* Episode 24: It's revealed that Stephen sold his car to buy seats for the Batmobile so that he could take it to California in time for San Diego Comic Con, and he's urging his parents to drive him to the auto parts store to pick the seats up. Then there's Jack's response to when Stephen says he only needs one seat.

* Episode 24: It's revealed that Stephen sold his car to buy seats for the Batmobile so that he could take it to California in time for San Diego Comic Con, and he's arguing with his parents drive him to the auto parts store to pick the seats up. Then there's Jack's response to when Stephen says he only needs one seat.

* Episode 24: It's revealed that Stephen sold his car to buy seats for the Batmobile so that he could take it to California in time for San Diego Comic Con, and he's arguing with his parents drive him to the auto parts to pick the seats up. Then there's Jack's response to when Stephen says he only needs one seat.

* Episode 24: It's revealed that Stephen sold his car to buy seats for the Batmobile and he's arguing with his parents to drive him there to pick them up. Then there's Jack's response to when Stephen says he only needs one.

'''Stephen''': I don't care.\\

* Episode 7: Stephen destroys a vacuum cleaner when he struggles to operate it. When his father threatens to "rip his freaking face off", he flees into the backyard, only to be attacked by a dog as he lets out some rather [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl girly screams.]]

* Episode 7: Stephen destroys a vacuum cleaner when he struggles to operate it. When his father threatens to "kick his ass," he flees into the backyard, only to be attacked by a dog as he lets out some rather [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl girly screams.]]

--> ''"WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON? I CAN'T DRINK A DAMN MOUNTAIN DEW WITHOUT-- WHAT'S ALL THIS SHIT?"''

* Episode 7: Stephen destroys a vacuum cleaner when he struggles to operate it. When his father threatens to "kick his ass," he flees into the backyard, only to be attacked by a dog.

* Episode 7: Has Stephen destroying a vacuum cleaner in a fit of rage. When his father threatens to "kick his ass," he flees into the backyard, only to be attacked by a dog.